The Bridge

two bugs

12:01

Sounds awful

There's a picture I saw on Facebook of someone who looks literally dead but is on the bus and dressed for work and the caption is "When you dead but out of sick days so you have to go in to work"

Arperum

@GnomeSlice I hope the night was worth the morning :p

two bugs

Night Of The Living Slice

GnomeSlice

worth

i think

two bugs

Okay this is seriously like the 5th day in a row of Cinnacoffee, I'm just going to start my own brew when I get in

This is ridiculous

Just add cinnamon to your own coffee if you like it, don't make everyone deal with it

Nzall

So Proximus (my current telephony provider) also is giving free data for Pokémon Go until Halloween

NICE

two bugs

12:09

@fredley Ahahahahahaha

Unionhawk

@fredley nobody else speaks British

fredley

Ali G Pitches to Donald J Trump & other Wall St. investors

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two bugs

Sasha Baren Cohen is such a weird dude but I can really see Ali G and Trump being pals

fredley

"I as neva had an idea before, how do you know when you've had one?"

genius

Chippies

@twobugs leave a passive-aggressive post-it note on the coffee machine

Arperum

12:13

@Nzall Is it also valid for roaming?

Nzall

@Arperum yep

proximus.be/nl/id_b_cr_pokemongo/particulieren/discover/news/…

two bugs

@Chippies I think I'm going to skip the passive part

Chippies

@twobugs that might work even better :P

Nzall

English: proximus.be/en/id_b_cr_pokemongo/personal/discover/news/…

two bugs

"If you continue to add cinnamon to the coffee before brewing it, I will destroy you"

Arperum

12:14

> Enkel voor gebruik in België.

Nope.

Wipqozn

@fredley :(

Nzall

@Arperum Yeah, what else did you think?

Arperum

@Nzall I could hope.

Nzall

I mean, you live in belgium as well, right?

fredley

@Wipqozn FEEL THE MISERY

badp

12:15

@Wipqozn are you feeling the misery?

Nzall

They're obviously not going to do it internationally because roaming costs are still a think.

@Arperum ah, THAT kind of roaming. sorry, misinterpreted your message

Wipqozn

@badp I'm feeling some misery

Arperum

@Nzall Yes, but my data limit is big enough I never worry about it anyway, but it does not including roaming data, which would be convenient since I regularly end up out of the country.

GnomeSlice

@fredley Ali Geeee

Nzall

Brainfarted and thought roaming meant mobile data

badp

12:16

@Nzall I thought this kind of 0-rating was illegal in the EU

fuck 0-rating

two bugs

@fredley I added Bojack Horseman to my Netflix List but now it's suggesting DragonBall Z: Bojack Unchained

So thanks for that

Nzall

@badp ISPs wanted to have it in return for no roaming costs in 2017

Arperum

@Nzall For non-mobile data I have telenet and not proximus, who are terribad for non-mobile stuff.

arda

@Nzall seeing Ash of Pokemon makes me think of @Ash, every single time. Doesn't help that my user on one of my servers (which has hostname of SomeonesPC, in reference to the pokemon storage system in pokemon games) has a name of Ash.

fredley

@twobugs wat

two bugs

12:18

@fredley This is all your fault

fredley

Misery Horse Best Horse

two bugs

It's only the best horse because there has not yet been a horse in Archer

cc @Unionhawk for fact checking

GnomeSlice

puke status: complete

Nzall

@twobugs Bojack? isn't that the pirate who is chained in King Kai's planet?

two bugs

Probably. I don't know the movie canon

SORRY

Unionhawk

12:22

@twobugs probably false

Nzall

Well what do you know, it's sort of correct

> With King Kai's death following the destruction of his planet during the Cell Games, the link holding Bojack trapped is shattered, leaving him unbound to make his escape (hence the name of the movie, "Bojack Unbound").

dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Bojack

Can't wait for Team Four Star to finish the Cell Games saga so I they can make Bojack Unbound Abridged

two bugs

The movie canon is dumb and now they're making Dragonball Super which is really dumb

fredley

Bars in Rio running terrorism lottery

GnomeSlice

@fredley well, that's fuct

fredley

@GnomeSlice Also super easy to win

two bugs

12:24

Rio is pretty fuct in general right now

fredley

Nzall

@GnomeSlice Yeah, everyone knows that Brazil has fucked up the Olympics so much already that the terrorists are concerned they'll only improve the situation

Unionhawk

Archer (horse)

Archer (1856–1872) was an Australian Thoroughbred racehorse who won the first and the second Melbourne Cups in 1861 and 1862. He won both Cups easily, and is one of only five horses to win the Melbourne Cup twice or more; he is one of only four horses to win two successive Cups. == Breeding == Archer was sired by the successful imported sire William Tell (GB) (1843, by Touchstone); his dam, Maid of the Oaks (dam of Mariner and William Tell (1855)) was by Vagabond (GB) (by Cain). Archer's sire and dam had been owned by Thomas Molyneux "Tom" Royds (1824–1852) of Ballalaba, Jembaicumbene, New South...

arda

@fredley first, second, third or last day

Unionhawk

Close enough cc @twobugs

arda

12:25

@Unionhawk cc @twob

two bugs

Thank you

cc @fredley

fredley

pls

You guys worst guys

arda

@fredley Welcome to bridge

fredley

@arda You merely adopted the Bridge

two bugs

Show animals always have the best names

Loteki Supernatural Being

Ch. Loteki Supernatural Being (December 31, 1990 – February 12, 2007) also known as Kirby, a Papillon, best known for being the only dog to have won all three major international dog shows in the same year and being the oldest winner of the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show at eight years old, until his record was broken in 2009 by Clussexx Three D Grinchy Glee at ten years old. == Early life == Kirby was one of four in a litter born on December 31, 1990, to Ch. Loteki Supercharger (Rico) and Ch. Loteki Denzel Fortuneteller (Gypsy). One of his litter mates was Am/Can CH. Loteki Turbocharger, CDX...

GnomeSlice

12:28

Defending the Fort - Fortnite Gameplay

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arda

two bugs

Yup. Show names are Very Good

I think tonight is a streaming night

cc @badp @GodEmperorDune

GnomeSlice

urgh the retail edition of Paragon has an exclusive skin I'm gonna want

Wasteland Twinblast

cc @Fluttershy

Paragon - Essentials Edition | PS4

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Chippies

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Lazers 2.0

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Q: Minecraft 1.7.10: Installing Forge

I want to create a modpack (for Technic Launcher) and i have to install Forge for Minecraft 1.7.10. But, when i try to launch Minecraft with the Forge client it crash with this output: Java HotSpot(TM) 64-Bit Server VM warning: Using incremental CMS is deprecated and will likely be removed in a ...

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Q: Trouble launching Repton 1 and 2 on Windows 10

I have recently installed a copy of Repton 1 that I brought from Superior Interactive about 5 years ago on my Windows 10 laptop. Upon launching the game, the screen flashes between black and white and is unresponsive. After over 5 minutes, it stays in the same state. It worked properly in Windows...

technical-issues

arda

12:42

@Chippies perfect

Nzall

So Dragon Ball Super will have Super Saiyan 5, which is rumored to be able to beat Beerus

And Beerus is already stronger than than any combatant we've seen so far, apart from Whiz

two bugs

I really don't like Dragon Ball Super. It just feels really poorly put together and lacking the same spirit

Nzall

I haven't seen it yet, all I've seen are the condensed versions from the recent movies

Where Beerus and Whiz are shown to be the strongest in this universe

two bugs

The movies are much better

Nzall

yeah, I got that from the Team Four Star DBcember news

two bugs

12:55

They're also intent on making Xenoverse part of the new canon, which is silly

Nzall

@twobugs That's the game in which some random new enemies start to muck around with the timelines, right?

Haven't played it yet, I'm not good at fighting games

two bugs

Yes. They're not actually new, they're from Dragonball Online apparently

Nzall

I'll probably start watching the TFSGaming let's play on it

With Dumpling

two bugs

It was a fun premise but the game itself was quite flawed

For example they didn't want to program actual AI so later quests all involve you fighting multiple enemies at the same time. All of these enemies have infinite stamina/ki and just spam supers on you

Arperum

@twobugs That is some basic AI there :p

two bugs

13:00

Meh

Derpy

Wait a second.....

Wipqozn

@Nzall what. but SS4 isn't even canon.

Derpy

store.na.square-enix.com/product/285318/…

two bugs

Also the game is highly about grinding for completely RNG drops (like the Dragon Balls themselves), it's just most of the drops are worthless

Wipqozn

I'm going to assume that's a nonsense rumour

two bugs

13:01

One of the main reasons to gather the Dragon Balls was to respec your character, but it takes more time to gather them than to level a new character (no, really).

Derpy

WORLD OF FINAL FANTASY™ DAY ONE EDITION

The WORLD OF FINAL FANTASY Day One Edition features the game and extra digital bonus content including:
Sephiroth summon
White Chocobo: Choco-gallop to Grymoire's rescue on this rare, white chocobo.
Glow Moogle: Add a little sparkle to your stacks with this shining moogle star.
Red Bonnetberry: Put some merry in your tonberry with this cherry-robed mini menace.
Japanese VO DLC: play the game with the Japanese voice-overs

^ the Japanese Voices are a DLC????????

Nzall

@Wipqozn Well, Akira Toriyama said he wanted to introduce a new Super Saiyan, but he didn't mention the name. We can't call it Super Saiyan 4 though because of GT

Derpy

An AUDIO dlc? Really????

two bugs

Offering language tracks as DLC is not really new

@Nzall There's already Super Saiyan God and Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan

Nzall

Just wait until they're offering FoV sliders or FPS unlockers as DLC

two bugs

13:03

So this would be like Super Saiyan 6 in this continuity

Nzall

@twobugs yeah, something like that

Derpy

@twobugs Then I must have been spoiled from Atlus/Marvelous/Bandai/whatever offering Japanese voices by default

two bugs

Typically alternate voice tracks are free DLC

(If they're DLC)

Nzall

Imagine having to pay 99 cents just so you can unlock Ultra graphics, or 1080p

two bugs

It's weird for a PS4 game, which is using Blu Ray and thereby almost definitely has free disc space, to offer them as DLC though

Derpy

13:05

@twobugs That first, second is the fact that the DLC is a bonus of the day one edition

Nzall

I mean, DLC Quest, a joke game, actually did that: you had to unlock basic features like move left, jump, the Menu screen, attacking,...

sequoiad

DLC Quest was entertaining

Chippies

@twobugs the VO might actually be on the disk though, the "DLC" could just be an unlock

two bugs

@Derpy If it's completely exclusive to the day one edition, that's very dumb

Nzall

@Derpy At first I thought that was a FF MMO. But it's actually like Final Fantasy Pokémon

Derpy

13:07

@twobugs Checking right now, but I fear it is.

Chippies

The PC Masterrace DLC: includes Ultra settings, resolutions above 1080p, 21:9 aspect ratios and unlocked FPS

Unionhawk

lol

Nzall

@Chippies And don't forget the FoV slider and High Resolution Textures

Derpy

@Chippies Free "Incompatible Graphic Card" DLC included too :P

Chippies

@Nzall the textures are included in the Ultra settings, but the FoV slider will cost you extra

the original DLC will allow you to change FoV through an .ini file, but to get a settings slider, it's a separate DLC :P

Nzall

13:09

Also, if you buy it, you cannot buy the "Muh Cinematic Vision" DLC, which locks the game to 30 FPS, the FoV to 60 and adds black bars to the screen.

two bugs

++jokeoverkill

Aequitas

how to swap the quickslots in starbound?

Chippies

@Nzall gfycat.com/SelfreliantLeftAfricangoldencat

Nzall

@Chippies Doom has that option as well

Totalbiscuit found it hilarious

Chippies

@Nzall it... locks fps to 24?

Nzall

13:12

@Chippies ah, only noticed the bars

Chippies

we all know 24 fps is more cinematic :P

Nzall

obviously it doesn't lock it to 24 FPS

Chippies

many games offer letterboxing

Nzall

but it does add black bars to the top and bottom of the screen

@Chippies I actually do it in WoW using a Viewport addon

Chippies

Diablo 3 has letterbox mode, so you can see a 16:9 viewport on a non-widescreen monitor

Nzall

13:13

Because it increases the effective area of the game i can see

@Chippies no, like literally, if youre on a 16:9 monitor, it adds black bars to emulate a cinema

Chippies

@Nzall Does it though? I have a 21:9 monitor and I am fairly certain it just reduces my vertical viewport

Nzall

I mean to the sides

Chippies

the addon might compensate though, so idk

Nzall

it shrinks my character vertically

Chippies

how does it increase the area you see then?

Nzall

13:16

WoW 5.0 UI Creation [clips from live stream]

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it's a quirk with the engine

Check that video

starts at 16:23

Chippies

so, if you build/upgrade a building in garrison, when the cutscene shows the name of the building, is it almost cut off at the bottom?

Nzall

@Chippies no, because cutscenes don't show addon changes

just watch the video

Chippies

true

Nzall

effectively, what it does is change your aspect ratio, which the game compensates for by showing more of the sides

two bugs

People who use ultrawide need to suffer for being weird :)

Chippies

13:19

I am watching the video, but I have a 21:9 monitor and I am fairly certain that I actually see less vertically than a 16:9 would

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Why top players have disconnected walls in core?

I have observed that most of the top players have a square in core of the base where they keep one or two most important buildings and surround it by wall dots. My guess is there they have there hidden Tesla's and to fill the gap they keep dots, right? But almost every one has same setup. Is it t...

clash-of-clans

Chippies

@twobugs you're just jealous that you chose poorly :P

Nzall

@Chippies are you watching from the start, or from 16 minutes in?

Chippies

@Nzall 16 minutes

I'm not sure if you're following what I'm saying...

I don't doubt that the addon works the way it does

I'm just saying that without an addon, my 21:9 monitor seems like it's cutting off some of the vertical view, rather than expanding it horizontally

but I'm going to test it now

Nzall

@Chippies It depends on how Blizzard implemented 21:9

Chippies

13:24

eh, it seems to work as intended:

I guess just some of the in-game cutscenes don't work with it properly

but actual in-game viewport is fine

sequoiad

nice 'city', does it come with a barn?

badp

@Nzall is that a match 3 game?

Nzall

@badp No, it's a WoW action bar from before any of the major ability cullings

used by a top-end raider with a bunch of extra macros for raidleading

badp

@Nzall wat

two bugs

Basically each expansion they added New Abilities

To the point where for many specs you had potentially like 20ish abilities that you would actually use

Chippies

13:28

I like that they got rid of so many abilities in the prepatch, I can actually fit all the skills I use on my keys now

two bugs

So they said "Let's cut down on the number of abilities"

sequoiad

we will be getting a few new ones though apparently through artifacts

Nzall

@badp Essentially, every class had like 40 or 50 skills that were classwide, then another 5 skills from talents in Vanilla. in TBC, WotLK and Cataclysm, they added like 3 or 4 new abilities to each class

two bugs

@sequoiad Not everyone does! A few artifacts are wholly passive

Wipqozn

@Nzall GT ain't real yo. AIN'T REAL.

sequoiad

13:29

@twobugs ah right

Wipqozn

weeabo glasses

two bugs

@Wipqozn And yet, it's sadly better than Super :(

Super is more than abit fuct

Nzall

so by the time that Cataclysm arrived, the average player had like 60 different abilities, but most of them were actually irrelevant for their spec. Like Frost mages had a bunch of Arcane and fire abilities

which they'd never use because they were so weak compared to their frost spells

two bugs

None of that is going to make any sense to someone with little WoW knowledge

I'm trying to figure out what spec in WoW is the most @badp

Nzall

Okay, easy summary then. players had too many buttons they could press, but only some of them were relevant for their content

badp

13:32

@twobugs I think I could parse most of it

Sterno

Guys. It's Friday.

Today is a day where you gotta get down.

two bugs

@Nzall I already said this!!! Man I hate everyone

badp

@Sterno do all of the abilities on your keyboard post friday links

Arperum

@Sterno Yes. And in an hour I am out of the office.

Nzall

In 5.0, 6.0 and 7.0, Blizzard removed a bunch of buttons and made a lot of the other buttons so they could only be used if you are in a certain specialization

Sterno

13:32

@badp Only if you level it up enough.

badp

I mean I've played Nethack where pretty much every key, shift-key, ctrl-key and alt-key are bounded so you need extended commands too

two bugs

Level 7 Artifact Keyboard of the Whale

badp

@twobugs are you calling @Wipqozn fat?

I think you're calling @Wipqozn fat.

two bugs

@badp It's a joke that is funny because people who don't play WoW think it's a fat joke but people who do play WoW think it's a spirit joke

badp

@twobugs why can't spirits be fat

Nzall

13:34

so these days, I actually can press buttons I never used before

badp

FAT IS A STATE OF MIND

Sterno

If I'm fat and then I die, will my ghost be fat?

Nzall

Rebecca Black - Friday, as performed by Bob Dylan

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2

here, have a Friday cover

Yuuki

So on the plane back to the States, I found out that there's a spin-off Rush Hour TV series.

It's actually pretty good.

sequoiad

@Yuuki I saw the trailer for that, didn't look great

two bugs

13:38

@badp Basically, here's the context for the WoW thing: You would have 5 or so buttons that were "you deal more damage for 10 seconds" that were all basically identical in every way so you used them all at the same time. They typically consolidated these into 1 or 2 buttons.

Stuff like that

badp

@Sterno only if you want it to

Yuuki

@sequoiad I dunno, I kinda liked it. The good thing I like about it is that it doesn't have as many references to the original movie as a regular spin-off TV series would have.

badp

@twobugs fair enough, I'm just not sure why this is something you have to do yourself and the game couldn't just upgrade your "you do more damage" thing like it happens in (say) Diablo

Yuuki

Normally, it's nonstop references which get really annoying and also get in the way of the show itself.

badp

I guess that the timeouts in WoW are way longer

two bugs

13:40

@badp The idea is that they want there to be moments where you go Super Saiyan for Big Numbers

badp

I remember reading about a calculator ability thing that you could only use once a day for a tiny boost

sequoiad

thats probably a good thing, as I really wasn't down with watching 2 new people trying to play jackie chan and chris whats-his-face

two bugs

So typically the cooldowns are like 2-3 minutes

Also there were times where you rotation (the buttons you're supposed to press on a normal basis) got up to like 10 or so buttons which is silly

sequoiad

in Cata/MoP era the amount of buttons you had on some classes was insane

two bugs

I think you would appreciate some of the game design philosophy aspects of WoW @badp, even if the game itself doesn't appeal to you

sequoiad

13:43

on my Hunter, I had 4 full action bars + one hidden one, and had to use all of these in 90% of boss fights

two bugs

The developers face a lot of interesting challenges and are generally creative about how they solve them

sequoiad

Blizzard generally do a fantastic job, considering that they're being pulled in a million directions at once by feedback

Yuuki

@sequoiad Granted, they still do the street smarts vs. by-the-book cop thing, but that's pretty much the core of Rush Hour.

sequoiad

@Yuuki fair enough, might give it a go then

fredley

I seem to have given @badp his new 'favourite' image reply

I'm not sure how I feel about this

badp

13:45

fredley

@badp I deserved that

Unionhawk

@FREDLEY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR BREXIT: DATA ACCEPTED

Lazers 2.0

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Q: can i delete pokemon go, and download it on another apple id without loosing everything?

I downloaded pokemon go on an american apple id because the game came earlier there, now i want to change back to my original apple id. can i just delete it from App Store, change back to my original apple id and download it there and have all my content there? or will i loose everything? i use g...

pokemon-go

badp

the "@fredley pls"/"lol brexit"/"shitty gif" triple punch is just too stronk

pray that I do not couple it with a "/cc @fredley on that ludicrous display"

fredley

@badp pls

two bugs

13:48

Oh I just had a really good idea

@badp Pick a class for me in WoW!

Unionhawk

"lol @fredley"/"cc @fredley" best double punch

badp

@twobugs colorado

two bugs

That's not an option

Unionhawk

Really good idea

badp

@twobugs pikachu

two bugs

13:49

beta.wowdb.com/talent-calculator Here are the classes

badp

@twobugs sportsball

fredley

I remember that time when I got cc'd a Brexit Archer meme. That was the worst day ever.

4

two bugs

Hm I fear this idea may have been a little too good

Unionhawk

4 mins ago, by badp

badp

@twobugs Priest

Priest of the Church of them Blizzards

two bugs

13:50

Acceptable

5 mins ago, by badp

Unionhawk

So much success

Ugh who schedules a meeting at 12:00

WHO DOES THAT

two bugs

Will there be catered lunch

Unionhawk

Probably not!

badp

@Unionhawk someone who has lunch at a reasonable time

two bugs

Because that's the only way 12:00 is acceptable

badp

13:52

unless the meeting is longer than one hour or so

Unionhawk

@badp I eat lunch from like, 11:30-1

I mean, 11:30-12:15

badp

@Unionhawk an inadequate timeslot

Unionhawk

obviously

sequoiad

@Unionhawk 12-2 required for lunch, minimum

two bugs

I'm not actually going to follow @badp's choice of my WoW class but I appreciate his input

Unionhawk

13:53

There's a group trying to go to Dave and Busters and call that lunch

badp

@twobugs so I am not responsible for your inevitable mysery

two bugs

Mysery is a great new word

Unionhawk

And I'm just like "no" or "if you're so dedicated to arcade there's $5 free play at an arcade nearby"

badp

@twobugs as opposed to oursery

two bugs

I was thinking it would be more like suffering that is mysterious

Tim Stone

13:56

Behold, Russia's newest internet sensation: Swampboy https://themoscowtimes.com/photogalleries/swamp-schoolboy-takes-russian-internet-by-storm-54881 https://t.co/YFxeXPteK8

Tweeted by mattb0401 on August 5, 2016 at 1:37 PM

Oh Russia

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Can I transfer multiple Pokemon at once?

I've been catching enough Magikarp to evolve my 2nd Gyarados over the past few days. Normally I would just catch, transfer... catch, transfer... repeat. Sometimes I don't keep up with that, and will have 30-40 Magikarp to transfer to the Professor to get the extra candy. Is there a way to mass t...

pokemon-go

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Q: Pokemon go won't redirect to safari

So when the new update came I logged to the game and it restarted to lvl 1. Then I read it uses safari to login and my other mail was logged on safari so that's why it restarted. But when I try to login on the app it doesn't redirect me to safari, it lets me login only from the app so I can't get...

pokemon-go

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Q: Where is Mother maiamai?

I've collected all the baby maiamai's. I went back to zora's domain and mother maiamai is not there. I know she's one of the sages. What am i suppose to do?

achievements zelda-link-between-worlds

two bugs

@TimStone Okay these are great

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