The Bridge

two bugs

20:00

I just don't think the recommended behavior should be download a script to block the questionable WS stuff

GodEmperorDune

@badp because porn is allowed in japanese workplaces?

two bugs

But it's Not My Room so w/e

badp

YOU CAN'T SPELL MURICA WITHOUT SEVERAL LETTERS FROM THE WORD MURDER

Unionhawk

3 is not several

GodEmperorDune

@badp where else do you have a city called bodymore, murderland?

badp

20:00

@Unionhawk HALF IS SEVERAL

fredley

@badp half of several is still several

two bugs

> 1. more than two but not many.

So unfortunately @badp is not wrong

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs are you jealous of @threebugs?

Kevin van der Velden

@GodEmperorDune porn is not allowed in japan period

badp

GUNS AND VIOLENCE AND BLOOD AND GUNS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

two bugs

20:02

@GodEmperorDune Nah, two is company but three's a crowd

fredley

Meanwhile, in defending slave labour

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs is jealous of @crowdofbugs

Kaizerwolf

@Dragonrage yeah you got it, but I guess you can still get them from eggs? which is weird and neat?

badp

@fredley goddammit I've opened a facebook link. Now I need to set fire to my browser

Kaizerwolf

two is company but three is a good time?

GodEmperorDune

20:03

@fredley facebook video is most annoying video

Kaizerwolf

@badp get off IE6, wouldya?

GnomeSlice

@badp That's hipster talk

badp

@Kaizerwolf Chrome 53

@GnomeSlice If not being on Facebook is hipster, so be it. Fuck every single thing about Facebook

Kaizerwolf

close enough

fredley

@GodEmperorDune Fine

2

Kaizerwolf

20:04

I really only use facebook for the messaging feature, since some of my friends live around crappy cell service

Unionhawk

@fredley much better thx

GnomeSlice

@badp 'I clicked a link and now i need to wipe my browser' is hipster talk

:P

GodEmperorDune

@fredley also i'm surprised no one has cried false because michelle obama has slept in other places than the white house

fredley

@GnomeSlice with a cloth

badp

@GnomeSlice I mean yes Facebook already had pretty much all of my data forever before the click WHY EVEN BOTHER

fredley

20:05

@GodEmperorDune "Technically not every day"

GodEmperorDune

@fredley damn i just realized what this is halfway through the chorus

2

badp

I never signed up for it BUT HEY SINCE WHEN DOES THAT COUNT FOR SHIT

GnomeSlice

I don't think opening a facebook link gives them all your data

but maybe, who knows

fredley

@GodEmperorDune wat

how

...wat

Kaizerwolf

@fredley you gotta start choosing reuploads of it, I already know the link

GodEmperorDune

20:06

@fredley overexposure, it is always in my head like background noise

badp

@GnomeSlice nah, all of my "friends" and the other websites already have

GnomeSlice

also, Holodrive is fun

Unionhawk

Hmm

All right, neat, this thing does somewhat what I want it to do

Now for it to do something useful, like, display the data

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune I'm so sorry

two bugs

I hope @badp is forced to live in America and work at an Olive Garden

That would be a good sitcom

GodEmperorDune

20:12

@Wipqozn friday slides off me like water on a smooth stone

fredley

@twobugs And commute by train

GodEmperorDune

@fredley making @badp ride an american train must be against the geneva convention

two bugs

@fredley YES

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: If there's no pokemon to begin with, will incense help?

I live in the middle of nowhere with an M-cell. There is no pokemon near me 99% of the time. When i pop an incense, will it attract pokemon even though theres none to begin with?

pokemon-go

Kevin van der Velden

@GodEmperorDune I still don't know what the chorus is :D

GodEmperorDune

20:15

@KevinvanderVelden its the part where the beat drops in the dubstep remix

Unionhawk

@GodEmperorDune Don't worry, donald j trump will renegotiate that

we're getting a very bad deal

arda

Sigh

Question on sisters test: Does earth turn from right to left?

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk it's like 40 years old, right?

Unionhawk

No idea

arda

Define right on space.

GodEmperorDune

20:18

@Unionhawk 1949

lol i just saw the donald trump wikipedia page

Donald Trump

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, author, politician, and the Republican Party nominee for President of the United States in the 2016 election. He is chairman of The Trump Organization, which is the principal holding company for his real estate ventures and other business interests. Born and raised in New York City, Trump is a graduate of the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania with a Bachelor of Science in economics. While attending college, Trump worked in his father Fred Trump's real estate and construction firm. He assumed...

Unionhawk

Ha, nice

Dragonrage

@arda what kind of question is that?

GodEmperorDune

@arda are you facing north?

badp

@twobugs how could I possibly get past The Wall?

@twobugs I'd give myself about 18 minutes before I get fired

arda

@Dragonrage +1

GodEmperorDune

20:23

@badp episodes have to be 22 minutes

arda

@GodEmperorDune +1

badp

@fredley train commute only commute

@GodEmperorDune padding has never been a problem

GodEmperorDune

@badp what if it is badpadding?

badp

@GodEmperorDune then it's thematic.

Kevin van der Velden

@arda no it turns upwards, duh

fredley

20:24

@arda "No"

two bugs

I wonder what the theme song would be

Sorry I have a bad headache because of this HORRIBLE SOFTWARE

GodEmperorDune

20 mins ago, by fredley

@GodEmperorDune Fine

badp

@twobugs simply click and drag the middle mouse button while holding F14 to rotate the nambla attachment to the fnord position

Unionhawk

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Campaign Songs (HBO)

►

two bugs

@badp Even when I do this my success is based on non-deterministic factors

badp

20:26

the angle of rotation is determined by the XY coordinates of the mouse pointer, counting up from the bottom right corner, as projected onto a rapidly revolving torus

Unionhawk

Oh... oh no

OH NO

badp

█░▓░█░▓░█░▓░█░▓░█░▓░█░▓░
░▓░PLAID░!!!░ALERT░!!!░▓
▓░█░▓░█░▓░█░▓░█░▓░█░▓░█░

Unionhawk

@twobugs @twobugs IS PLAYING BAD RATS: DATA ACCEPTED

GodEmperorDune

who forgot to fix the @badp data corruption issue again?

two bugs

@Unionhawk No

badp

20:28

█░▓░ EXTREME DANGER, TURN BACK █░▓░

Unionhawk

Ah

That's what's happening

this thing was wrapped in a class with an IsSelected

badp

I think @twobugs has been working on industrial grade bad rats

Unionhawk

And now I get to do that too

YAY

SelectableOption<T> ALL the things

badp

@badbugs

Unionhawk

@twop

two bugs

20:30

Someone please restart @badp

arda

@twobugs service restart trollp

two bugs

Someone please reformat The Bridge

badp

Reformatting the bridge will take three hours. Are you sure? (Y/N)

Unionhawk

$ rm -r /rooms/35

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs you have to fix the config if you restart, otherwise @badp will just do the same thing again

arda

20:32

rm -rf * --do-preserve-main

GodEmperorDune

@badp pls

badp

@GodEmperorDune Reformatting the bridge will take three hours. Are you sure? (Y/N)

MY MOUSE POINTER IS READY

Frank

@badp You better make me an owner if you click okay.

GodEmperorDune

@badp please do the Needful

arda

@badp n

We need to move bridge to ssd

GnomeSlice

20:35

Isn't reformatting an SSD bad for it

...Nevermind, I'm thinking of clearing free space

I think

badp

yeah

I'll go back to @Ash Bartender Simulator

Wipqozn

@badp You never would, you coward

badp

@Wipqozn I ALREADY HAVE

Unionhawk

He might

Wipqozn

@badp oh right!

badp

20:38

I have nothing to prove to no one

Unionhawk

@badp is a loose cannon

Wipqozn

Although it was for much longer than 3 hours

@Unionhawk Just like your mom

GodEmperorDune

@badp is a loose cannon that don't need no mod...

Unionhawk

Unfortunately 24 is the longest the system will allow at least for room owners

Kevin van der Velden

@GnomeSlice yes it is

GnomeSlice

20:39

k

Unionhawk

Maybe mods have a 3 day timeout, but probably not

Kevin van der Velden

Because they have limited write cycles and it's utterly pointless for a random access storage device

And clearing free space by writing zeroes is also a bad thing because that's what the TRIM command is for

arda

@badp va11 ha-lla?

GnomeSlice

@KevinvanderVelden Knew it was something like that

Also thank you for not ignoring me when you found out I like trump more than hillary

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice #blackheroesmatter

Kevin van der Velden

20:40

Why would I ignore you for that? O.o

GnomeSlice

@KevinvanderVelden Idk, some would

Probably

Also

Kevin van der Velden

I mean, if I ignored people for having different views I'd have already ignored you for that thing about the troll that got banned from twitter

fredley

@GnomeSlice RIP Rob Ford

badp

@GodEmperorDune comes with built-in twitch chat

GnomeSlice

@fredley Rob Ford was actually a pretty decent mayor too

GodEmperorDune

20:42

@badp wat

fredley

@GnomeSlice wat

GnomeSlice

@badp Oh hey, you picked that up

How is it?

GodEmperorDune

@fredley cocaine's a helluva drug

GnomeSlice

Well yeah that was fuct

arda

@GnomeSlice waifull

badp

20:43

@GnomeSlice I don't hate it. The gameplay is pretty basic, and the game touches several themes without elaborating on them

GnomeSlice

@badp Good music too

@badp But oh, that sounds not-deep

badp

but the game sets up to be some sort of a vertical slice of what life post-singularity is

and there is some depth to it

I think the game largely succeeds at what it sets out to do

Kevin van der Velden

Wasn't it also that your choices make barely any differences?

badp

@KevinvanderVelden with this being a glorified visual novel, it's already an achievement that you have choices, and that they have some effect

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: If I defeat Rayquaza in Pokémon Emerald, when it respawns after the E4 will it have the same Nature/IV's etc?

If I defeat Rayquaza in Pokémon Emerald after the 8th badge, when it respawns after the Elite Four, will it have the same Nature/IV's etc as when I defeated it the first time? I.E. Will its Nature/IV's change when I battle it a second time?

pokemon-rse

Kevin van der Velden

20:45

@badp visual novels generally have multiple paths

badp

@KevinvanderVelden some branching dialogue, sometimes

GnomeSlice

Skyline (VA-11 HALL-A)

►

Kevin van der Velden

Heck there's a term for visual novels that don't have multiple paths (kinetic visual novels)

GnomeSlice

Shouldn't there be a special term for ones that do branch?

I mean regular novels don't branch

Except for choose-your-own-adventure books and that shit's old

Kevin van der Velden

@GnomeSlice Yes, visual novel =p

GnomeSlice

20:46

@KevinvanderVelden backwards when you think about it though

badp

@GnomeSlice choose-your-own-adventure is pretty much what it boils down to though

GnomeSlice

@badp Not sure I'd really call those 'novels' anyway

badp

In a few occasions the amount of alcohol you pump into your customers does change the entire discussion you're going to have

most of the time it boils down to the customer telling you you're doing it wrong, and then you get less cash at the end of the day, and failing to pay your rent is a very real possibility

GnomeSlice

Hm

That sounds kinda meh

badp

Indeed, at my first try I messed up a difficult order, ended up with $9,750 or so in the bank, the rent was $10k. EVICTED

GodEmperorDune

20:49

@badp all glory to aristoka

badp

basically every day you get a prompt that says "Unless you buy this trinket, I'm not gonna focus at work"

If you buy the trinket, the game tells you what drink you're supposed to prepare when prompted

If you do not, you better remember

GnomeSlice

@fredley Okay maybe he wasn't a great mayor

but he could have been worse

Just re-educated myself a bit

At least he was a nice guy

badp

It doesn't give away all of the answers (sometimes the hint you'll get will still be "The usual" or "Something like tea") but it does help especially if you are replaying and don't want to sit through the whole dialogue again

GnomeSlice

@badp $10k for RENT?

....per year?

badp

month

GnomeSlice

20:52

the fuck

inflation amirite

I guess it's in the future

badp

indeed

a beer is $200

GnomeSlice

yikes

Kevin van der Velden

Yeah you can't look at a number of dollars and go wtf

Because you don't have any reference

badp

GnomeSlice

@KevinvanderVelden I have a reference in how much I pay for rent :P

badp

20:54

so in this case qwwerrtttt-space gets you a beer

Kevin van der Velden

@GnomeSlice So if it's given in canadian dollars in the year 2016 then you have a reference point! =p

arda

@badp $? I think that you meant £

badp

sometimes you want a big drink so that's qqwwwweerrrrtttttttt

GnomeSlice

@badp the hell, you have to mix your beers?

Kevin van der Velden

If however I'd need to pay 10.000 zambibwean dollars a month for a regular house I'd be really happy

badp

20:55

you'll be qqwwwweerrrrtttttttt-ing a lot

Sterno

This game sounds awful.

badp

@Sterno the gameplay is not really the focus

it IS a visual novel

Kevin van der Velden

@GnomeSlice you have to mix something that's like beer =p

fredley

badp

@GnomeSlice yes, as the description says brewing beer is no longer a thing

GnomeSlice

20:56

I'm mostly just interested in the theme of the game

@badp I read it and then promptly forgot. Neat.

fredley

@GnomeSlice torontosun.com/2016/07/26/…

badp

Karmotrine is alcohol, the rest are flavours

Some drinks let you choose how much karmotrine to use

so you can go for nothing or all in

GnomeSlice

@fredley I remember that, dude was hella drunk though

fredley

@GnomeSlice So that's ok then?

GnomeSlice

Rob Ford used to like go out to buildings and like fix shit himself instead of getting some government lackey to do it

@fredley well no, but people do dumb shit when they drunk

fredley

20:57

@GnomeSlice He was drunk all the time

GnomeSlice

Haha

fredley

Lol, the pikachu spawn near me is military land

arda

#worth

Dragonrage

Do you guys ever have a weird glitch where a gym will briefly turn yellow while playing Pokémon GO?

Trent Hawkins

@Dragonrage When That happens, I now blame @Frank

But, no. I just get gyms occupied by yellow after I clear them because @frank is next to me.

Kevin van der Velden

21:06

I thought blaming @Frank was standard operating procedure (after blaming @Wipqozn)

Frank

I am a pretty convenient scapegoat, for sure.

Dragonrage

@TrentHawkins hmm, sounds good to me. They never stay yellow though. it's weird. it's as if there were a 3rd team or something

@Frank you are also a bot.

dont forget that

Frank

@Dragonrage A bot dedicated to quality.

Lazers 2.0

-2

Q: Trouble opening app?

Hi everytime I click on the app, if goes into the opening screen for two seconds then disappears. I've reset my phone, and don't wanna delete and reinstall app because I will lose my data? Help?

pokemon-go

djsmiley2k

one of yuou programmer types plz tell me why my kindle firmware hack won't apply :(

Kevin van der Velden

21:08

Because you're doing it wrong

djsmiley2k

lol

Kevin van der Velden

I helped \o/ Now off to bed

djsmiley2k

quite popossibly

cept i'm following the instructions :D

arda

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

djsmiley2k

yup :(

arda

21:10

(link the instructions)

@djsmiley2k is it plugged in?

Dragonrage

djsmiley2k

y7es :(

Wipqozn

That moment, when you call customer service, the rep asks you how you're doing and you say "good, what about you?" and you can feel the joy in their voice that you're not a raging asshole

arda

Link the instructions and the part that doesn't work

djsmiley2k

mobileread.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3360546#post3360546

errrr, hmmm where's the instructions again XD

you download the firmware file, put it on the kindle and click 'update firmware'

:D

arda

21:11

@Wipqozn that is me in csgo

Wipqozn

but yeah got $100 back on my phone purchase, so thanks @Unionhawk

Dragonrage

@Wipqozn Or when you start talking to them, and they realize you know what you are talking about and schedule a technician to come at the next available time.

Wipqozn

fine windows, FINE

let's do this

GodEmperorDune

@fredley was he the bumbaclod guy?

Dragonrage

@Wipqozn do wat

Wipqozn

21:13

@Dragonrage I've had that before, sort of

two times

arda

@Dragonrage BUT SIR YOU NEED TO RESTART YOUR MODEM

-THIS ISNT EVEN AN INTERNET ISSUE. YOU STILL USE COPPER LINES AND THAT IS THE ISSUE

Dragonrage

it happens most times i call TWC

arda

SIR PLEASE RESTART YOUR MODEM

Wipqozn

first with ISP tech support back at my folks place. Except my mother was talking to them, she got confused, and was like "let me son talk to you", and then that happened.

The second was with nintendo when I bought my wii u, when it was doing some weird freezing when I put an SD card in, so meand the tech did some debugging over the phone.

GET REKT

arda

-TRANSFER THIS CALL TO YOUR BOSS

Wipqozn

21:15

@Dragonrage Windows 10

BEGIN REGRET

Dragonrage

prepare to start hating windows if you don't already

Wipqozn

@Dragonrage Yes

arda

OK sir your calls are being recorded for improving our service -call ends because bugs on callcenter system-

Newly Opened Proposals for Entertainment

1

Cellular Automata

Proposed Q&A site for people interested in how certain one-dimensional or two-dimensional patterns evolve under different rules

Currently in definition.

1

2D Animation

Proposed Q&A site for professional and enthusiast 2D animators

Currently in definition.

arda

I should really drop Vodafone as isp, but ttnet isn't much better.

Dragonrage

21:17

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment I would like a 1D Animation tutorial please.

arda

@Dragonrage Put a dot

Change its color

Congratulations 🎊 you just made a 1d animation!

murgatroid99

1 dimension is a line

arda

Oh, right.

Open piskel, set size to somethingx1, Draw in it, create new frame, edit that. Congratulations 🎊 you just made 1d animation!

fredley

Meanwhile, in minifig cosplay

arda

@fredley creepy

GodEmperorDune

21:22

@fredley so creepy

Dragonrage

When a question has so many duplicates, it has to have a link to show the rest

@arda isn't a drawn line technically 2d, as it has width?

user15026

@fredley So creepy.

user15026

It's the weird fleshiness of it

user15026

Why didn't they stick with the classic yellow plastic

user15026

the human flesh tones and stuff are just so uncomfortable

GodEmperorDune

21:28

@Ash the kids' look of dafuq is the best

user15026

@Wipqozn See, these are the people I like talkign to

Wipqozn

@Ash You're welcome, you owe me, et cetera

also time to go get my ass handed to me by some monsters

user15026

Today has been pretty low on people yelling at me, so that's good

GnomeSlice

Girl from work added me on fb the other day, started talking to me out of the blue, just msgs me telling me I'm hot

arda

@Dragonrage ask @murgatroid99

GnomeSlice

21:35

usually I'm on the other side of weird shit like this

arda

@GnomeSlice bot check

GnomeSlice

No, it's her

arda

Jokes aside, nice

GnomeSlice

Not interested at all

somewhat surprisingly i guess

Is this what it's like for girls when I talk to them

hue

I made myself hue

murgatroid99

@Dragonrage If you look at it that way, a drawn point is also 2D

Or, everything physical is actually 3D, because it exists in 3D space and has volume

GnomeSlice

21:38

I exist in 4D

user15026

@murgatroid99 I can't think about this too hard when I think about how ink on paper is technically 3D or my brain starts to melt

Dragonrage

@murgatroid99 existentialism or something

I am probably not using that word correctly, but who cares?

murgatroid99

@Dragonrage What? no. It's simpler than that. You can only see physical stuff. Physical stuff is made of atoms. Atoms have volume.

Dragonrage

that's covered in the or something part

murgatroid99

Existentialism is a philosophy about individualism and free will and stuff

GnomeSlice

21:50

ugh this is so awkward to deal with

Dragonrage

@murgatroid99 oh, yea that. not what i was meaning to be talking about. it is still a fun word to use though

LessPop_MoreFizz

@spugsley do you still need any furniture for your new place?

user15026

@badp What's that? Why am I tending bar now?

Dragonrage

@Ash maybe he heard you were having a rough day and wanted to buy you a few drinks?

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