The Bridge

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Signing in to Pokemon Gowith Google - only gives sigh UP option not sign IN

When I open the app, it normally just loads the game. Now, it is taking me to the google SIGN UP page, and does not give me the option to simply SIGN IN to my account. I do not want to make a new account, just sign into the one I already have. (I have not changed phones, this just started happeni...

pokemon-series go

GnomeSlice

00:16

HackyZack - Greenlight Trailer

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This looks HARD

cc @badp

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice that's what she said

GnomeSlice

ah papa john, from the italian "father toilet"

Tweeted by amfmpm on June 2, 2016 at 7:04 PM

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It's the SUPERGIANT anniversary! Grab Bastion or Transistor on sale! http://cheapshark.com/l/xCshjv/0 https://t.co/qTsbJJMRFx

Tweeted by CheapSharkDeals on July 21, 2016 at 12:21 AM

steam vs mobile https://t.co/qkg4NPqYUo

Tweeted by McFunkypants on July 20, 2016 at 11:59 PM

huehue

GodEmperorDune

you are full of hues today

GnomeSlice

make it stop https://twitter.com/mailonline/status/755221795750420480

Tweeted by SavedYouAClick on July 19, 2016 at 2:06 AM

arda

BLUE TICKS FOR EVERYONE

GodEmperorDune

00:30

@arda i misread that as something much more nsfw

arda

@GodEmperorDune INTENDED

GnomeSlice

cbc.ca/news/arts/…

Dragonrage

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user15026

Time to go home and see where my computer bits are.

GnomeSlice

I don't care what you guys say, I think he's a really interesting person

I hope he doesn't die in sweden

GodEmperorDune

00:33

@GnomeSlice there are other interesting people who don't spew hate and incite harrassment

GnomeSlice

shrug

show me some incitement

two bugs

@badp Had seafood risotto. It was REALLY REALLY good

badp

@twobugs glad!

RedRiderX

> It's very obvious to see why Trump would be a gay icon or a gay candidate. He's got something of the drag queen about [him]

GnomeSlice

@RedRiderX omg lol

two bugs

00:34

The Gnocchi was apparently not on the menu anymore

RedRiderX

No wonder he was big on twitter

GnomeSlice

> he's very theatrical and over the top ... there's something about him that maps very easily onto the best bits of gay culture.

haha

Milo on point as usual

badp

I am happy you had an adequate meal

user15026

@twobugs that sounds tasty.

two bugs

Risotto is the best

cc @GodEmperorDune

user15026

00:35

I haven't had risotto in a really long time. I should fix that.

GodEmperorDune

risotto is a waste of rice and wine

badp

@Ash same

GodEmperorDune

> Some of the things they're saying about gay conversion therapy? I wish it did work!

user15026

@GodEmperorDune wroooong

GodEmperorDune

that is perhaps the worst thing i have read in a very long time

badp

00:36

they occasionally try to kinda improvise risotti at work, but the end result is always mushy and bleh

GodEmperorDune

basically all of medical science has said it is not just BS, it is psychologically harmful to the individual

badp

like the rice fibers are desperately attempting to abandon thread

user15026

@badp that sounds like it would feel horrendous in your mouth

user15026

@GodEmperorDune pretty much.

arda

@GodEmperorDune sigh, yes.

GnomeSlice

00:38

@GodEmperorDune guess that's why he wishes it works instead of that

that's a fuct thing to say, but I mean... what's the quote

arda

@GnomeSlice it doesn't work

badp

@Ash I mean. It's not meat-flavoured chewing gum that takes five minutes to chew through

GnomeSlice

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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GodEmperorDune

despite all of that (and being super-left), i still don't wish death upon milo

GnomeSlice

@arda right, see message you replied to

arda

00:39

@GnomeSlice right message

GnomeSlice

@arda I mean read it again as a response to yours

badp

I occasionally just time out on chewing and head for a bathroom stall, weeping internally for the poor animal that died so in vain

user15026

@badp that sounds unpleasant

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Won't let me sign in with gmail

When I deleted and redownloaded the game, it won't let me sign in with my gmail account and it won't hug E me the option to, it only says sign in with Pokemon trainers club

pokemon-go

arda

@GnomeSlice no

It simply doesn't work. A friend was forced to those homophobic psychologists, that friend is under intense stress.

GodEmperorDune

00:44

@arda that is so fuct

i hope your friend feels better

arda

you know what is more fuct?

he sent me that 57 minutes ago

GnomeSlice

@arda That's what I said

arda

and for the lazy

GodEmperorDune

@arda holy shit, does turkey have hotlines for that kind of stuff?

arda

@GodEmperorDune checked tht too. "call 186 and get a doctor reservation"

@GnomeSlice there is no success of it. the whole concept is fucked up and is destructive.

he seems to have calmed down for now

GodEmperorDune

00:47

it starts with the flawed assumption that being gay is somehow a bad thing that needs to be "fixed"

GnomeSlice

@arda Presumably that's why he has to wish

Anyway, it's still a really dumb thing to say

GodEmperorDune

@arda i hope he can find some more reasonable mental health professionals

arda

@GodEmperorDune if I go outside and wear idk, a pride tshirt, I'd probably get knifed or beat up. and that is a problem.

GnomeSlice

but it's not worth having like a physical reaction to

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice no one here is saying we should physically attack milo for saying horrendous things

arda

00:50

Also sorry, I got triggered back there.

GodEmperorDune

@arda its understandable

also please convey happy thoughts to your friend from us in the bridge

Private Pansy

Ronaldo wrote a Crying Breakfast Friends fanfic keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/147699287341/pepe-and-pear

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This is so wrong

GodEmperorDune

oh @PrivatePansy i've learned a lot about regex from that accidentally quadratic thing you posted

arda

holy crap keep beach city weird is an actual blog? pretty cool

Private Pansy

Yup. Also, spoilers if you haven't caught up yet

arda

00:55

@PrivatePansy I didn't see the last, like 5 eps, the ones that were released this week. does it have any spoilers for those episodes?

Private Pansy

Yes

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Can I win a gym battle or do I just need to survive?

I recently took over a gym that was being held by a single Flareon. I started the battle with a strong Vaporeon (lower level, but with type advantage). I got the Flareon down to a sliver of HP left while my Vaporeon was around 75%. At that point, attacks seemed to just stop dealing damage. The Fl...

pokemon-go

NBN-Alex

I'm still waiting on last night's episode to be released on Google Play. :(

Fluttershy

In the All-Star, by Linkin Mouth

@GnomeSlice Gravity Rush Remastered is on sale on PSN.

Private Pansy

@GodEmperorDune That article is a classic. Also makes me want to see of any of my university modules cover regex formally

GnomeSlice

01:02

@Fluttershy How much?

Kinda want the disc still but if it's cheap I might bite

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice $18 for PS Plus members, I think.

GodEmperorDune

@PrivatePansy i think there was an elective entirely about regex when i was in college

GnomeSlice

@Fluttershy I've linked this numerous times :p

@Fluttershy Hmmm, that's pretty good

GodEmperorDune

that or it was covered during my algorithm class which i routinely played WoW instead of attending

Private Pansy

I think my discrete structure textbook covers it, but the module itself didn't have the time to

GodEmperorDune

01:04

i still have my old university coding assignments floating around my home machine

i should look at them and see how bad they were

Wipqozn

@Sterno :(

@Dragonrage Excellent.

Sterno

@Wipqozn YES, THAT FACE. THAT IS THE FACE THEY MAKE.

Wipqozn

@Dragonrage eh

@GodEmperorDune lolol

arda

@GodEmperorDune fixing old code is fun

gist.github.com/ardaozkal/dccec7f309bf6caafd55/revisions

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Pokemon Go account unresponsive

So I got a new phone, and tried to log in to my account and it told me to make a character even though I am level 18. I switched from an android to an iPhone, and don't know if I'll get my account back?

pokemon-go

arda

01:09

github.com/ardaozkal/ownshot/commits/master see ones in june 30

Trent Hawkins

Holy carp. The rain be horizontal.

Fluttershy

Its Raining Sideways

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GodEmperorDune

@TrentHawkins you need to get vert bro

cc @GnomeSlice legalize ranch

user15026

Computer is mine, I bled all over the box.

user15026

(I tripped and hit hte concrete stairs nose first)

user15026

01:14

Noses bleed a lot

arda

@Ash ouch, hope your ok

@Ash yeah, +1 on that

GodEmperorDune

@Ash yeah they do

user15026

@arda It hurts a lot and is swollen - the bleeding has slowed

user15026

Debating what to do about it

arda

if it slowed you are ok

GodEmperorDune

01:16

free canadian healthcare

take advantage of it

user15026

I'm calling telehealth ontario

user15026

they'll tell me what to do

user15026

(its a service that you can call and talk to a nurse at any time)

GodEmperorDune

so jealous of canada right now

well healthcare and trudeau

user15026

noses are painful things holy cow

NBN-Alex

01:19

@GodEmperorDune They truly are on the best timeline right now

GodEmperorDune

@NBN-Alex yeah but there is the whole "wearing shorts while outdoor water freezes" thing

user15026

Sweet, an RPN will call me within 10 minutes or so

user15026

:D

GodEmperorDune

see we try to do that in our healthcare and it doesn't quite work out

user15026

Do which?

user15026

01:21

On the plus side, I have a gloriously large box of computer parts to open :D

GodEmperorDune

@Ash nurse hotline

arda

@Ash WHERE CAN I APPLY FOR CANADIAN RESIDENCY? (*acts like doesn't know every single detail*)

GodEmperorDune

last time i had to call one i was on hold for almost an hour

user15026

Come here for work, come here for school, marry one of us and hope they allow you

arda

@GodEmperorDune at least you have suicide hotlines

GodEmperorDune

01:22

@arda true

we have a lot of hotlines

but you can watch john oliver's segment on how fuct 911 (emergency hotline) is currently

i mean i had to call 911 a couple years back. i got a busy signal 3 times

definitely would not be helpful in a movie situation where you quickly dial and put the phone in your jacket pocket

arda

@Ash well I can apply for education visa if I get accepted to a school, and I can get a job when I finish school and get a work visa, or just apply for refugee status (plus govt can sponsor me if I do this for a year and I can apply for permanent residency after 5 years in canada)

I've done my research well

two bugs

@GodEmperorDune Jesus

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs luckily i was not dying, it was to report a just happened car crash i saw on a freeway

user15026

Ice and tylenol for meeeee

user15026

@arda Yeah, that's pretty much it

user15026

01:36

Nurse says it's probably not broken, just hella sore. So that's cool.

GodEmperorDune

@Ash ice pun you made there

cc @Wipqozn

user15026

I didn't do it on purpose

arda

@GodEmperorDune also a pretty nice pun from you.

GodEmperorDune

@arda :P

user15026

Dear self no we are not going to sneeze right now

user15026

01:48

(sorry, I am mostly marveling at how much a face can hurt)

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