The Bridge

Chippies

14:00

wccftech.com/request-desktop-site-ios-9-safari

you have to click on "share" to request desktop version of a site...

badp

> "From level 29-30 I went through over 1000 pokeballs. Literally," Riggnaros complains. "I cannot stress how ridiculous this would be for someone playing [without] spending coins on pokeballs (ie playing the game [free to play] - which is the majority)."

whooops

Wipqozn

Well looks like I have a lot of thinking to do to decide on a phone

SO MANY CHOCIES. but not actually. IT'll be nexus or oneplus 3

Chippies

@badp 1000 pokeballs? I got over 150 pokeballs yesterday while driving around with coworkers for less than 2 hours

I'm sure you could get a lot more in a big city

badp

so you're only going to get arthritis I guess

Chippies

if you have the means to use 1000 pokeballs, getting them seems to be the least of your problems

Private Pansy

14:07

Number of times "Mr. Greg" has been rewatched: 2

Sterno

Wonder if Pokemon Go has affected phone sales, or if @Wipqozn is the only nerd in the world who didn't already have a smartphone that could play it

Wipqozn

@Sterno I know at least one person with a PHONE WORSE CAPS LOCKS than me. And also that dev I always complain about has the same work phone as me, and I think does have a flip phone for personal use.

Looks like the only realdownsides to oneplus3 are camera quality, and updates? Updates might not be as quick, by the sounds of it. Assuming nexus is so quick because google.

Sterno

So basically you're worse than Awful Dev Guy

Unionhawk

At least @Wipqozn doesn't have a burner phone

Wipqozn

@Sterno NOT FOR LONG

Chippies

14:12

@Wipqozn the camera quality is still fairly decent, depending on what you're used to

Wipqozn

@Chippies Well, my potato doesn't take good pictures

Chippies

@Wipqozn well, it's definitely better quality than a potato

my OnePlus X has camera that's not as good as the OnePlus 3 (or even OnePlus 2) and it still takes great photos

the only issues it has is with low light photos

unless you're actually planning to use it for professional photography, it's going to be more than enough

Private Pansy

Number of times "Mr. Greg" has been rewatched: 3

Damn it why is it so good

fredley

Meanwhile, in UKIP councillor tweets

Unionhawk

wtf

Arperum

14:25

@fredley That person needs to look up the definition of threatening someone.

badp

@fredley he just wants to send them a powerpoint

Chippies

@fredley a bullet point?

badp

GET IT? GET IT? HUH? HUUUUH??? POWER-POINT? HUH? HHHUHH?? GEDDIT??? BECAUSE PEOPLE USE BULLET POINTS IN POWERPOINT ALL THE TIME??? HHUUUHHH????? ALSO A BULLET IS POINTY AND SHOT WITH CONSIDERABLE POWER?

get on my level scrubs

KutuluMike

badp has the best puns.

badp

unionlink_deal_with_it.jpg

Tim Stone

14:32

this from @ThirdEyeBlind is like finding out your highschool's cool burnout skater dude actually became a pro skater https://t.co/b0sU7k8tkI

Tweeted by cat_beltane on July 20, 2016 at 1:05 PM

lol

KutuluMike

when lifehacks sends their puns they're not sending their best. they are sending lame and trite puns. and some, I'm sure, are good puns.

Tim Stone

Third Eye Blind trolled the RNC

fredley

@badp Do you get it? Do you get my joke?

Oh dear, now I'm HYPED again

Unionhawk

@TimStone excellent

Sepia Lazers

0

Q: How to list questions that have a vote to reopen on questions that I previously voted to close

Scenario: I vote to close a question, which is subsequently closed. The OP and/or others fix the question. Someone votes to reopen. How can I efficiently find such questions? The purpose is to vote to reopen if my original concerns with the question are now resolved. I occasionally ...

Chippies

14:36

@Unionhawk @fredley do curve balls increase the chance of capturing pokemons?

Unionhawk

No idea

And I'm not a 1 rep user with confirmation bias

I mean what

Who said that

KutuluMike

@Chippies I haven't noticed any improvement.

Arperum

@Chippies IIRC from some question on the site the do the opposite, since you have to account for the curve. They give 10 xp bonus though, (assuming you don't have another nice throw or whatever bonus)

KutuluMike

I've had plenty of them escape a curveball.

Chippies

Perhaps this is an opportunity to get in on the PokeRep

Unionhawk

14:38

(I'm still considering protecting your question, @Dragonrage, to prevent more "INSTINCT HAS BETTER EGGS", though technically those are just bad answers, not nonanswers)

Chippies

@Arperum so, there's an xp bonus? That's probably the whole point of it then

Unionhawk

I mean, there's also a bonus for nice etc, and I'm pretty sure those have a higher chance

But it might just be "it looks cool and 10xp"

KutuluMike

@Chippies if you hit with a curveball you get a 10xp bonus.

but only if you don't get one of the other accuracy bonuses.

Chippies

meh, I'll just assume it's all a sham and the chance is same regardless of what you do

two bugs

You have to open your phone's keyboard and hold Up and B

Derpy

14:40

@badp Οһ, Νіϲе. Ϲарѕ. Үоυ Κɴоѡ Ꮃһаτ Ιѕ Εⅴеɴ Νіϲег? Ѕреаκіɴɡ Ιɴ Ηоⅿоɡгарһѕ.

two bugs

Alternatively: Yell at your phone

badp

#mimic

@Derpy you must be new here

Chippies

@twobugs I did when I tried to catch Snorlax. It didn't help. He ran away.

two bugs

Yell louder next time

badp

/s is lame and I refuse to use it. All-caps and punctuation overload deliver the same message much more efficiently and naturally

Unionhawk

14:42

zalgo text best text

Arperum

Yes, I didn't hear you, so you should have yelled louder.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Can i Move a minecraft pocket edition world from Android to ios?

I have a world on my Android phone and want to have it on my ipad. How do I do it?

minecraft-pocket-edition

Chippies

It became a joke at work now, because I was getting pokestops with 2 coworkers and we found a Snorlax and they both caught it and I spent 20+ balls and it ran away :(

I need to catch something awesome that they don't have...

fredley

@Chippies no idea. Do nice/great/excellent throws increase chance? To me it feels like they do, but could be confirmation bias

Chippies

but I don't wanna go out, so there's also that...

Unionhawk

14:43

All of this is confirmation bias

Thanks to 0 documentation

badp

@Arperum echo -e '\a\a\a\a\a\a\a'

two bugs

@fredley I think some of the decompiling said it does

Unionhawk

All we really have is data mining

Chippies

@fredley they probably don't. The only reason I thought it maybe did increase the chance is because I didn't know it had any other funcionality (xp bonus)

KutuluMike

4 of us in the office caught an invysaur yesterday. theirs were app cp 110/97/99. mine was cp13.

so i feel your pain.

badp

14:44

what does cp even stand for in this pokeman context?

GnomeSlice

This game is bad

Unionhawk

Yes

GnomeSlice

combat power

badp

Crouton Promulence?

fredley

@badp Combat Power

KutuluMike

14:44

there's like a billion eevees around my office all of the sudden

Unionhawk

@badp control point

fredley

@Unionhawk Captain Planet

GnomeSlice

Drowzee is overrunning ottawa

badp

Call Probability

fredley

@GnomeSlice London is Drowzee Central

Unionhawk

14:45

@badp 30%

badp

Crunchy Potatoes

two bugs

@badp Cream Puff

KutuluMike

i get the idea that they want you to wander around to catch rare pokemon but I ain't flying to london to get a Drowzee

#pokexit

two bugs

You want the best Cream Puffs, the most Cream Puffs

Chippies

@KutuluMike eh, it was actually kinda funny. I had 5% battery left and I was throwing balls at it and it kept either smacking them away or jumping out and I was afraid my battery would die before I catch it. It was just hilarious in a sad way that instead it ran away

KutuluMike

14:45

@Chippies oh, in that case you just need to get better at timing.

:)

Unionhawk

git gud

KutuluMike

i thought it was actually escaping from your pokeball

badp

@twobugs Chocolate Poutine

Chippies

@KutuluMike yeah, well, I was at 5% battery... :P

@KutuluMike it was

Unionhawk

Pokemon GO is the dark souls of pokemon games on a mobile platform

Chippies

14:46

it did both

KutuluMike

i tried to catch a venusaur at like, level 5. I wasted 37 pokeballs on it and it never did run away.

i swear it was taunting me

Chippies

and the timing doesn't matter sometimes, because I've had some pokemon attack three times in quick succession without a break

fredley

I've hit lvl 16, and stuff has started running away

even stupidly low-level stuff like cp10 pidgeys

Chippies

there's no defined timing for throwing pokeballs

Arperum

I've had stuff run away from lvl 6 or so.

GnomeSlice

14:48

fuck they're gonna refer me to a blood clinic arent they

Chippies

it seems that the higher level you are, the more frustrating mechanics become available

GnomeSlice

i just thought of that

uuuggggh

two bugs

@GnomeSlice They're going to take away all your blood

Arperum

@twobugs You're a horrible ~~person~~ set of bugs.

GnomeSlice

No but im not gonna be able to just walk in today and do it

fucking

two bugs

14:49

@Arperum Thank you for the correction :)

GnomeSlice

also i forgot to drink anything today so peeing in a cup it out

is

KutuluMike

@Chippies I believe that's the definition of "Free to play"...

Chippies

@KutuluMike usually frustrating mechanics become available as an option, not forced onto you...

pokemon running away, when previously they did not is a pretty frustrating mechanic to get as a reward for leveling up

GnomeSlice

god damnit

KutuluMike

woah, when did I get 20 Great Pokeballs?

Chippies

14:51

then again, I'm not really an expert on mobile games, so maybe it's quite standard

KutuluMike

I didn't even notice

@Chippies it's pretty typical to make the game increasingly 1) frustrating or 2) boring as you get higher level, then provide a way to pay $$ to make it go away.

in this case, buy lures and incense to attract pokemon to replace the ones that ran away.

two bugs

@KutuluMike Probably from leveling up

KutuluMike

I'm also utterly stunned that you can't buy better Pokeballs.

Lazers 2.0

1

Q: What is the max trainer level i Pokermon Go?

So I am level 6 today and I was wondering if anyone know how many levels your trainer can become in Pokermon Go?

pokermon-go

0

Q: What do the skills Polar Hunter and Tropic Hunter do?

The descriptions mention powering up in cold and hot climates respectively. What does that mean, exactly?

monster-hunter-gen

0

Q: How large must a body of water be?

Nearby my work, there is a small (i assume man-made) pond/lake thing. I know it has been said by Niantic that water pokemon will spawn near water sources, but I'm wondering, how big do they need to be? I never get any water Pokemon near this body of water, save for when it rains heavily, and t...

pokemon-go

fredley

@KutuluMike Yeah this is surprising

two bugs

14:53

@Chippies Don't worry, they also get harder to catch for no reason other than annoyance

Chippies

@KutuluMike boring? yes. Slow? definitely. Adding frustrating mechanics where they didn't exist before, giving an advantage to a low level player over a higher level? That's a first in my experience

KutuluMike

but the lower level player doesn't have the advantage.

the pokemon they are catching are crap compared to the ones that are running away from you

lower starting cp and probably lower cp caps

two bugs

Lots of games have newbie protection mechanics, these are just more noticeable (although they end up being a disadvantage in the long term)

Chippies

@KutuluMike only if you care about CP

GnomeSlice

UGGGHH

Chippies

14:54

you can catch all pokemon a high level player can, except it's going to be easier because they won't run away

KutuluMike

@Chippies I had ultra-rare pokemon running away from me at level 3. i just never saw them very often.

Chippies

and in my experience, capture rates seemed much higher at earlier levels

GnomeSlice

I have never failed one

Chippies

as I have leveled up, more pokemon jump out of pokeballs and run away

and I'm only level 8...

KutuluMike

besides the Venusaur I emptied my bag trying to catch, I lost more than one dratinin or squirtle in the first 4 levels.

GnomeSlice

14:55

oh i had a ghastly jump out like 3 times but I still got him

KutuluMike

but yes, the higher the level, the stronger they get, and the easier they escape. that's why you get better pokeballs eventually.

two bugs

@Chippies They are

KutuluMike

and berries

GnomeSlice

unrelated, but shebagging seems to be a much bigger problem on the bus than manspreading

Chippies

@KutuluMike I'm still getting sub 70 cp pokemon and they often escape the first pokeball and sometimes run away, whereas I caught multiple 100-150 cp pokemon before reaching level 5 on first try

GnomeSlice

14:56

there's like 5 women with bags on seats and people are standing

tsk tsk

fredley

@GnomeSlice Ask them if you could sit there, please?

GnomeSlice

im sitting

fredley

Stand up, then ask

GnomeSlice

For someone else? no

fredley

Repeat until all bags are on the floor?

GnomeSlice

14:57

Lol

Chippies

@fredley a young man asking for a seat? That's disrespectful to all the elderly people that aren't on the bus!

KutuluMike

@GnomeSlice when you compared it to manspreading, I got a very different image of "shebagging"...

GnomeSlice

giving it a name legitimizes it

true fact I made up

KutuluMike

calling facts true makes them true.

true fax

fredley

@KutuluMike ceefax

pagesfromceefax.net

KutuluMike

15:00

ceebeebees

two bugs

Gnomefax

KutuluMike

or it's late-night adult sister station ceeboobees

two bugs

@GnomeSlice You need a youtube channel of these GnomeFax

fredley

Cat Fax

two bugs

It's weird that Google didn't do a special doodle for the anniversary of the Apollo 11 moon landing

Dragonrage

15:02

@Unionhawk I don't think I have ever downvoted this many answers on one question.

GnomeSlice

hoaxers

two bugs

@GnomeSlice :| I don't think that's the reason

fredley

pokevision.com

/game

GnomeSlice

Me neither

Kaizerwolf

hey guys, I gotta ask something that I'm not really sure what to do about it. The user Alex recently flagged one of my questions (meta.gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/11782/…) as a duplicate of his, more than a week+ after if was answered and done with. And he seems really defensive about it when I asked him why, saying "it's the same general question with the same general answer", which doesn't seem true to me

just wanted to know what you guys think

Unionhawk

15:10

It's got no votes so shrug

I really don't like duplicating meta discussions like that

OKAY, PANIC.

We are aware of issues affecting all Stack Overflow and Stack Exchange QA sites, we are investigating now.

Tweeted by StackStatus on July 20, 2016 at 2:58 PM

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Does evolving a Pokemon change the moves it has?

Before I decide on what pokemon I want to evolve, I wanted to pick the one with the moves or tricks I wanted to keep. But I'm unsure if evolving the pokemon will change the moves or tricks that is has so it really does not matter.

pokemon-go

0

Q: Can I deplete an area of Pokemon?

In this answer I read the following: As a side note, if you stay in the same area for a while, the ground appears to slowly turn grey and patchy. From my observations, these are 'dry areas'. They show up if you are in the area for a long time, and Pokemon generally do not spawn when you are ...

pokemon-go

0

Q: How much xp/prestige do you gain at a gym by training?

I have tested this a little bit and I'm not quite sure I understand the exact numbers or what impacts them. I took a gym, put in a 25cp Magikarp, and trained against it. 521cp Vaporeon: 10xp and 100 prestige 10cp Magnemite: 100xp and 1000 prestige I didn't record other numbers, but I know I wo...

pokemon-go

Unionhawk

Unless it's something like "why is ITG off topic?"

arda

@OKAY,PANIC. yeah had that happen a few mins ago

Frank

He's right, though. It's asking the same thing.

Wipqozn

15:11

Leaning towards oneplus 3. Now the question: should i buy any of there accessories, or just but a protective case / flip cover/ whtever from somewhere elsE?

SO MANY DECISIONS

Kaizerwolf

@Frank reading through both, I thought mine was sufficiently different, and before I asked the question, I looked for anything similar and hadn't found his question

Frank

@Kaizerwolf Yeah, SE search sucks. But you're both asking how to flag modded Minecraft questions.

Kaizerwolf

From seeing Alex around a lot recently, I feel like he gets overzealous with flagging at times, but maybe that's just me reading too far into it

two bugs

So I'm using this expensive program but I'm using a text editor to edit the files it generates because this is a more precise and faster workflow :P

GnomeSlice

Bassline Drift - Proximity

►

DAMN

This is one of the best tracks I've hesrd this year

Frank

15:15

As a sidenote: the question being answered isn't related to it being a dupe.

two bugs

> Hillary Clinton, Saul Alinsky and Lucifer, explained

Now there is a headline

Kaizerwolf

I still feel as though the context behind my question is different, despite answers being the same. I know it probably doesn't matter much in the end, but it still feels like an unnecessary flag

Frank

@Kaizerwolf Context might be different, but you're both asking the same thing.

Kaizerwolf

@Frank right, I understand

GnomeSlice

Context is important, but your question can just serve as a redirect to the dupe so people searching for either will find what they need

Kaizerwolf

15:21

@GnomeSlice okay, sounds good. Thanks for your input all

Lazers 2.0

-1

Q: Need help for mobile terraria

I have crimtane sword and tools along with guns a godly Demonite sd ball and I don't know what to do next.I have maxed RED hearts and maxed mana capacity so I have some choices: 1:Quit the game 2:Get all NPCs for easy 3:Try to get to underworld 4;:Dig in the jungle Or just make a new suggestio...

terraria mobile

0

Q: Does the Kingsglaive Final Fantasy XV movie preceed the game?

It's been announced that there is a movie for Final Fantasy XV called Kingsglaive, see the website, due to be released on August 19th 2016. The main game will be released on 30th September 2016, see the website. I'm looking to avoid spoilers, so I'd like to know if the movie comes before the ga...

final-fantasy-xv

0

Q: Why can't I see any pokémon in Pokémon Go?

When I play Pokémon Go, I can't see any of the pokémon near me. Sometimes I will find the "circles" that show where the pokémon are, but I can't see the actual pokémon or do anything to catch them. One of my friends told me it was because the pokémon hadn't been "loaded" yet, but when I tried wai...

pokemon-go

Wipqozn

Is having my own non-vintage phone worth not being able to brag about having "unlimited data" to folks? Because I really enjoy pointing that out whenever folks talk about data plans (Aka I'm an ass)

SaintWacko

See this guy's one weird trick to catch Pokemon! His legs hate him!

7

Rode 8.8 miles this morning

Caught 57 pokemon

GnomeSlice

you did?

Kaizerwolf

@SaintWacko I hate you. There's nothing but a sea of pidgeys and weedles near me

GnomeSlice

15:23

Isn't there a daily cap

Wipqozn

@SaintWacko His heart probably loves him

two bugs

Using sublime text: better workflow than this several-thousand dollar software

Wipqozn

Also your mom

OH WHAAAAT

two bugs

@Kaizerwolf Those are great for exp at least!

Wipqozn

@twobugs I like ATOM

I use ATOM and VIM

Kaizerwolf

15:24

@twobugs true, I've lost count of how many pidgeys I've evolved

two bugs

@Wipqozn I knew you were the worst

Unionhawk

@GnomeSlice Science has been tainted by cheating

So we don't know

Wipqozn

and I'll fight anyone who says "duuuuurr vim dumb use a gui lolol old man LE LAWL" to the death. THE DEATH I SAY.

two bugs

@Kaizerwolf Just save 'em and mass evolve during a lucky egg

Kaizerwolf

also @twobugs sublime got me through a html/php independent study, it's great

two bugs

15:25

It's boring as hell but the best for exp

Wipqozn

but actually folks who don't know how to use the terminal need to step it up. Terminal 4 lyfe.

Unionhawk

I know how to use the terminal

SaintWacko

@Kaizerwolf Most of them were pidgeys and weedles

Unionhawk

But no

two bugs

@Wipqozn Well I guess it depends on if you're one of those "Heh. I use vim. I'm better than you." people

Unionhawk

15:25

I refuse

SaintWacko

@Wipqozn I'll help you!

KutuluMike

> The Pokémon Go servers are currently unstable or offline. Scanning will take longer than expected, or fail entirely until the service is restored. <~~~ I assume this is just a static label on the page?

two bugs

If you are I will end you

SaintWacko

VIM is the best

I have recently seen the light

Unionhawk

It works, but like...

I really like having visual studio features

GnomeSlice

15:26

time for fun awkward convo with doctor i guess

assuming i can get in

Unionhawk

YES YOU CAN DO MOST OF WHAT I LIKE WITH GREP WHATEVER

BUT SCREW THAT, MAN

Kaizerwolf

@Unionhawk firmly grep it

SaintWacko

I caught 6 weedles and 11 pidgeys and 13 rattata

Kaizerwolf

@SaintWacko Youngster Saint in training

Wipqozn

@twobugs damn straight! but seriously though, if you work in a linux environment then you should be able to use the terminal and be familiar with at least one terminal editor (nano, vim, emacs, whatever). It's just such a helpful skill to have.

two bugs

15:29

I'll agree with that

Unionhawk

I do not work in a linux environment right now

Kaizerwolf

my only gripe with linux terminals is not being able to click around text, I gotta use the arrow keys to go everywhere

Unionhawk

Yes

Kaizerwolf

at least in the ways I've used it in the past

Unionhawk

Very yes

two bugs

15:30

I hate when Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V aren't copy/paste because muscle memory

Kaizerwolf

I used to be a teaching assistant for a UNIX course in college, and we always used putty on a red hat running bash. I hated not being able to click anywhere

two bugs

But once you get used to terminals they're quite nice

Kaizerwolf

also yes control-c all the time, I would try to copy and it would either through C^ on the screen or quit what I was doing

Kevin van der Velden

@Kaizerwolf you can do that in vim =p

sequoiad

after using linux terminal for so long, i had to use windows command prompt the other day and it was AWFUL

so awful

two bugs

15:32

Haha, a new political strategy is linking Clinton to Satan

Unionhawk

lol

two bugs

This is going to be a fun election

Lazers 2.0

-1

Q: Pokemon Go with Google

How can I sign in online from a computer to my Pokemon go account if I signed up with Google? I tried using my email and my user name

pokemon-go

Unionhawk

You can't even make up a drinking game for this shit anymore because nothing is predictable at this point

Kaizerwolf

you would just die of alcohol poisoning in the first few minuts

Unionhawk

15:33

#GiantMeteor2016

2

Wipqozn

@twobugs I remember my fellow students and I cracking jokes about how our CS prof always used the terminal. He always said it was fast, and we were like "LOL OH YOU, SILLY OLD PEOPLE"..and well, now I agree with him. Not for everything, but for a lot of the daily development stuff I do I find terminal is quicker than GUI.

fredley

Went out to get ice cream

The truck wasn't there, but there was an Electrabuzz, so all in all a good trip

Wipqozn

Man, if I get a new phone, thebest part will be not being tortued by your pokemon people

sequoiad

Terminal with tmux does it for me

Kaizerwolf

alls well that ends well I guess

@Wipqozn join us in our suffering

two bugs

15:34

Time for lunchtime gaming but back to Hearthstone

Wipqozn

@fredley Pretty sure I'm going to go with the OnePlus 3. Any suggestions on phone cases?

SaintWacko

@Wipqozn Same here. It's the main reason I'm so happy to have Ubuntu on my SP3

KutuluMike

fun fact: if you sit at your desk playing pokemon: go, and jiggle your phone in your hand to simulate walking, the game doesn't care but you do look like a moron.

SaintWacko

The only graphical program I open is Chrome

Frank

@Wipqozn I'm only playing because my girlfriend wanted to try it out.

fredley

15:35

Pressuring @Wipqozn into buying things is one of my favourite pastimes

Wipqozn

@fredley and this time it isn't even, like, a small purchase.

SaintWacko

@Wipqozn You should buy a pony

Wipqozn

@SaintWacko That reminds me, I haven't watched MLP season 6 at all. or 7. whatever season is the new one.

fredley

@Wipqozn you should totally buy a house

SaintWacko

@Wipqozn You should buy the world

Wipqozn

15:36

@fredley I am getting to that age

Unionhawk

lol @Wipqozn is old

fredley

I heard @Wipqozn was even older than @Wipqozn's phone

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk I am less hip than the librarian.

but the libarian actually is super cool

sequoiad

i hear betamax is a safe bet

SaintWacko

@fredley That's impossible

murgatroid99

15:37

@Wipqozn 6 is halfway done, and the second half is starting soon

Wipqozn

she's got all this scifi stuff on her desk, and goes to the local scifi/fantasy convention every year.

SaintWacko

@Wipqozn's phone is ancient

Wipqozn

@fredley lolol that's a good one, actually. Nicely done.

fredley

@Yeedle @RyanSeacrest @StackOverflow yes

Tweeted by StackStatus on July 20, 2016 at 3:03 PM in reply to Yeedle

sequoiad

going to a con next weekend, cant wait

Frank

15:40

@sequoiad Just had a con last weekend.

KutuluMike

@fredley @Wipqozn is vintage?

fredley

Man has problem with cars driving into his house, turns out road runs through his house

GnomeSlice

now I have to kill like an hour and a half somehow

without my phone dying

Kevin van der Velden

So no pokemon go then

Frank

@fredley I want to know who thought that was a good idea.

fredley

15:48

@GnomeSlice Go and buy some barrier contraceptives? Just a thought.

badp

java.com/en/uninstall/attachmentA.xml

...just in case you have versions of Java installed older than October 2008

...somehow

Trent Hawkins

Well, poop. Looks like my car needs more repairs than they thought. And based on part delivery times, it'll be another 2-3 weeks

badp

...in which case you are already fucked

GnomeSlice

@fredley I have some

The main reason they weren't used is the ed thing, couldnt get one on

Frank

@TrentHawkins Really should've gotten that dear processed as punishment for running into you.

GnomeSlice

15:52

Also the ones i had were probably too small

got magnums for next time

I went and got a whopper, pretty much a contraceptive

havent been to burger king in a while

Unionhawk

Dear Uni: no you are not allowed to have fried mac and cheese you need to lose weight. Love, Unionhawk

GnomeSlice

I am not dressed for that walk tho

damn it's hot

Unionhawk

It is mid july

GnomeSlice

ye

wasn't expecting to have to wait this long

Nzall

Well, then, looks like I should start updating my addons then

for comparison, I got 86 addons installed

GnomeSlice

15:55

should have just gone to the sexual health clinic downtown

but fuck that

Nzall

Fortunately, with 200 down and an 850 pro, each addon takes like 3 seconds to update

arda

@fredley ahahah so many great comments on that

res is going crazy 0ws.pw/omvi.png

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice the important thing is you are getting it checked out

GnomeSlice

if not a single person voted in the presidential election, who would win

fredley

@GnomeSlice Sanity

GnomeSlice

15:58

hue

fredley

saturation

murgatroid99

I think congress would pick in that case

GnomeSlice

Well between the two remaining I'd probably go Trump

both huge clowns

fredley

@GnomeSlice Ask on ~~Bob Loblaw's law blog~~ Law.SE

GnomeSlice

@fredley That's a thing?

fredley

15:59

GnomeSlice

I am the law

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