The Bridge

badp

16:00

@StrixVaria never could get the gyro to work tho. Maybe it's not even a thing on my model

(Mine is a preorder)

Unionhawk

Yup, I think I see the ones about to re cap it

badp

Uniozaki Hawkuburu Poketto Monsta Mastah Levele Cappu

Unionhawk

Or maybe they're friendly

GnomeSlice

Hmm. The logo on this hat is going to be a bit bigger than I realized

Hopefully it doesn't look silly

badp

@GnomeSlice did you get one?

GnomeSlice

16:02

Yeah, ordered

badp

yeah that circle almost rivals your face

GnomeSlice

J!nx one, licensed but not the one from blizzard

Unionhawk

Well we're about to find out

GnomeSlice

that one looks shite

If nothing else I can wear it to nerd events

badp

@Unionhawk does the friendliness check involve tea and crumpets?

GnomeSlice

16:03

Should have just had it done myself at lids

badp

checks SGDQ one hour left on Diablo 2 closes SGDQ

Unionhawk

There's not a lot of mystic around I think

Some instinct, many valor

Well, he didn't get kicked back, so I guess they're friendly?

But yeah, 2 dudes walking around staring at their phones walking towards a gym

user15026

That feeling when you know someone is coming into the office just to yell at you.

Unionhawk

Def pokemon

GodEmperorDune

@Ash :(

Tim Stone

16:18

It's time to show our support: #WeAreAllLeoMessi. Add your voice to the campaign 👐 http://ow.ly/kOkB30258Sg https://t.co/mNnfeZxl17

Tweeted by FCBarcelona on July 9, 2016 at 2:40 PM

lololol

"We are all tax evaders!"

Unionhawk

Probably

I mean, what

>_>

<_<

two bugs

@Unionhawk I picked red because their leader is a waifu. Wanna fight?

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs welcome to the winning team

Unionhawk

Well I'm still up, so either my 188 venomoth beat 2 guys (unlikely), or they were mystic

@GodEmperorDune typical team Valor thinking, life is not merely about winning

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk whatever brah

time to get my pokemon swole

Unionhawk

16:24

It's also about having not boring lore. Group dedicated to exploiting the strength of pokemon? Yawn

Seen it

GodEmperorDune

what lore

blue is a pokemon cult

Unionhawk

Deep pokemon go lore

Deep lore: red is pretty much rocket

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Pokemon Go CP differ possibility?

As I read, there is so much pro and cont with the XS and XL thing, so with HP. And in this case, I just powered up my Raticate at its Max CP Meter on my level. 1. 447 CP Raticate 56 HP, XS weight with Bite and Dig, which is 6 and 45 damage 2. 475 CP Raticate 56 HP, XS weight with Quick Attack and...

pokemon-go

0

Q: How do I use my second attack?

So all pokemon have 2 attacks, one default, and another, usually stronger one, that appears to charge up. How do I use this second attack? I can see the bar fill up, but how do I unleash this power?

pokemon-go

0

Q: Is it possible to select only the people with names starting with an S on the scoreboard in minecraft?

I would like to reset all the players on the scoreboard who have names starting with an S. Is there a universal selector I can use after the S to reset only these people?

minecraft-commands

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk we ll i did catch a meowth the other day

@Lazers2.0 y u dupe brah

y u waste my close vote @uni

Unionhawk

It closed

GodEmperorDune

16:29

its deleted

Unionhawk

The title is just literally the same so there's no point in it staying

GodEmperorDune

k

Unionhawk

But I did super close

Since OP can do that

Apparently the mobile app sends a normal close vote, not a community weight vote, which is pretty funny

GodEmperorDune

ugh my legs are so sore. wandering around at 2am trying to catch ghost pokemon was a bad call

Unionhawk

I see ghosts around noon

Which is odd

GodEmperorDune

16:32

especially because by the footprints thing, half the pokemon were in someone's back yard

Unionhawk

There was a spooky ghost at my desk, and a haunter in the neighborhood

Kevin van der Velden

I've seen no ghosts at either the tomb or the graveyard nearby

(Yes, there is a bloody tomb nearby, I have no idea why there is one)

(Also it's kinda tiny but still)

GodEmperorDune

@KevinvanderVelden because someone died, obvi

Kevin van der Velden

Well yes but tombs are bigger then just a regular grave =p

This is a family tomb or something

GodEmperorDune

oh yeah even this tiny little cemetery not to far from me has a huge tomb for the rich guy who owned the cemetery, or something like that

two bugs

16:34

Time for stuff

POKEMON STUFF

GodEmperorDune

mausoleum is i think the word i was looking for

Arperum

I nearly took over a gym with a pokemon with 560 CP :(

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs GO TEAM RED!

Arperum

(the defending pokemon, not mine)

@GodEmperorDune YES

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How a Genius Sim can make money at home while having Fun?

I'm a bit new to The Sims 4, and was wondering how my current Genius Sim, who has a job as a doctor, can most efficiently make some extra money at home and simultaneously have fun (raise the Fun meter). Is this even possible? I understand that he can paint or play music, but I was wondering if th...

sims-4

Kevin van der Velden

16:36

@Arperum thirded!

Arperum

But the second fight that was needed resulted in a server crash and dead battery.

GodEmperorDune

@Arperum go as in cheering on, @twobugs already selected the best team

Arperum

Also: you can team up for gym battles!

so if multiple people attack a gym at the same time you fight together.

Unionhawk

Whoa

Arperum

@Unionhawk Yup. You can also see the other players pokemon on the fighting floor.

Fluttershy

16:41

@GodEmperorDune TEAM BLUE 4 LYFE

GnomeSlice

I have another date tonight

Wonder why girls just suddenly seem to like me

Arperum

@Fluttershy NO. BAD.

@GnomeSlice You got some self confidence?

GnomeSlice

Maybe. Did I?

I feel like I still don't

user15026

@GodEmperorDune It was unpleasant, but at least it is over now.

user15026

It just sucks because it was 100% not my fault and something I literally had zero control over and couldn't do anything about.

user15026

16:46

@GnomeSlice Well, whatever it is, it's working :)

Unionhawk

@Fluttershy WOO

Sterno

Gotta catch 'em all, but not sure I'd want to catch this one

Tim Stone

too lazy to find the inb4 but shame and all that

Lazers 2.0

1

Q: Should I prioritize CP or moves?

I had a Pidgey, I evolved it and it became a Pidgeotto with 110 CP. Its moves are Wing Attack(12) and Twister(15) (I'm not sure what those numbers mean, but I suppose it's their damage). Today I saw another Pidgeotto and caught it. It has 48 CP and its moves are Wing Attack(12) and Aerial Ace(25...

pokemon-go

Wipqozn

@TimStone I think it was from @Fluttershy

Still, @Sternoshould be ashamed

delete his account in disgrace

Sterno

16:56

DELETING MY ACCOUNT FOREVER

6

Private Pansy

@TimStone At least the fourth person to post that

Fluttershy

@Wipqozn It was @twobugs.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Remembering an arcade racing game?

I remember playing this game on an arcade machine, around 10 years ago. Unfortunately, Google has been of little help, and I need to remember what game I had played. It was a Japanese racing game, otherwise pretty standard. You start off with a pretty basic Honda sedan (I think it was a 3rd...

arcade

user15026

Co-workers who bring you frozen coffee goodness when the a/c is broken and they're not even supposed to be here today = awesome

GodEmperorDune

What the fuck?!

10k egg was an eevee! Unbelievable

SaintWacko

17:08

I have two 2k eggs

I need to go for a walk today

Or get my bike from my parents' shed

Arperum

@GodEmperorDune I had a 2k egg be charmander and a 5k egg be psyduck.

Wipqozn

POKEMON RED RACE HAS STARTED

Unionhawk

Yeah, I need to burn through some eggs

Wipqozn

GLITCHLESS YOUR MOM ANY PERCANT EDITION

Kevin van der Velden

CC @badp

Unionhawk

17:16

@Wipqozn ah, the good old nidoran glass cannon route

Probably

Wipqozn

exar is in the lead

djsmiley2k

yo real

Wipqozn

FIGHT OVER

djsmiley2k

it begins

Wipqozn

WINNER KNOWN

djsmiley2k

17:16

labour time

badp

@KevinvanderVelden glitchless? do not care

Kevin van der Velden

Yeah

I just knew you wanted something with pokemon so I pinged you

GodEmperorDune

Is there any difference between dark blue pokestops and light blue pokestops?

Kevin van der Velden

Color! :D

StrixVaria

What is with these stupid color filters on this race?

GodEmperorDune

17:18

Lulz

arda

Nice, found a bike

StrixVaria

Especially the inverted one.

Arperum

I missed the D2 run because I was catching pokemon :(

arda

Time for faster pokemon catching

Kevin van der Velden

@StrixVaria it's an actual gameboy color feature :D

StrixVaria

17:20

@KevinvanderVelden Sure, but the use of it here is stupid.

Maybe the subtler filters are ok, but the inverted one is really dumb.

Kevin van der Velden

Yeah a bit

Of course, it does make it easier to tell which is which

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Is there a faster way to hatch eggs?

I'm needing to find some way of hatching my eggs faster 😅They're taking forever and I only have one incubator!

pokemon-go

0

Q: What are the maximum bag space and Pokemon storage? How many upgrades are needed to reach the limits?

In Pokemon Go, bag space and Pokemon storage are limited. First, what are the starting limits? More importantly, there are upgrades for 50 Bag Space and 50 Pokemon. How many of each of these upgrades these can be purchased? With all upgrades purchased, what are the resulting limits?

pokemon-go

StrixVaria

"There's a 1/32 chance of an encounter per square, and they have to walk through 28 squares, so it's pretty unlikely that they'll get an encounter."

Except that's a 58% chance for an encounter.

djsmiley2k

1/32 for each square

28*1/32

which is errrr

D:

math, how does it work?

it's not 28/32. I know this much :/

StrixVaria

It's 1 - (31/32)^28

Kevin van der Velden

17:24

1-(1-(1/32))^28

StrixVaria

I may have missed a 1- at the beginning.

I just used Wolfram alpha.

Kevin van der Velden

58%

djsmiley2k

which is 58/100?

so 29/50

Kevin van der Velden

(Or 59 actually, rounded properly)

djsmiley2k

:O

StrixVaria

17:25

Anyway, the announcer has no idea how math works, is what I'm saying.

Which is fine, you can know a lot about the speedrun route without knowing math. But maybe he shouldn't say math things.

djsmiley2k

they are right that in each square, the likelyhood is low

but the overall likely hood is high

Unionhawk

I'm getting 0.875 expected occurrences based on wolframalpha

wolframalpha.com/input/?i=1%2F32+chance+28+times

djsmiley2k

AND WHY DOESN@T THE CHAT SCROLL ANYMORE :(

Unionhawk

except it's not independent trials

StrixVaria

@Unionhawk wolframalpha.com/input/?i=28+trials+at+1%2F32+chance

Unionhawk

17:26

but

StrixVaria

Then I scrolled to "at least one success".

Unionhawk

Ah, I'm looking at "expected number" which is less than 1

StrixVaria

@Unionhawk That's interesting.

Kevin van der Velden

@StrixVaria oh I just did math =p

Unionhawk

This is also flawed because it's absolutely not independent trials

djsmiley2k

17:27

at least one success.... 57%. right

StrixVaria

@KevinvanderVelden Well I did the math to double-check that I knew how to do it afterwards.

Kevin van der Velden

@Unionhawk isn't it?

Unionhawk

No

The encounter rate is related to step count iirc

Kevin van der Velden

Oh

StrixVaria

I know it is in later gens, but I'm not sure if gen 1 works differently.

I think gen 1 might just be flat rate per square.

Unionhawk

17:28

Gen 1 is weird in every way

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Why are the Minecraft subtitles saying I equip gear when I eat?

My sound breaks every here and there, so I use the new Minecraft feature added in the release 1.9: Subtitles. I already learned to use them, but sometimes they surprise me by what they write, like "Enderman vwoops". But when I eat it shows this: It says something equipped some gear (armor...

minecraft

0

Q: water-ski failed. what can be done

Everything was going according to planned (see Stuck in pet moving situation). The idea of water-ski was going great. but all of sudden, my leads broke. they are probably in bottom of ocean. I can not risk going down due to fear of drowning. and now cats are just swimming in the Ocean. I have few...

minecraft

0

Q: Pokemon Go Supported Devices

I have a Verizon Ellipsis 8 tablet, and I was wondering if I should be able to run Pokemon Go on it. Each time I try to open up the app, it loads about 3/4 of the way and then it crashes. I have the newest software downloaded for it and I have tried a bunch of other things. Any help would be appr...

pokemon-go

Unionhawk

Did they just make a Shenanagans joke

djsmiley2k

You're weird in every way

@Lazers2.0 I've no idea if this is a valid question or not, but it leaves me asking 'wtf happened to minecraft'

SaintWacko

@Ash So did you get home alright?

Unionhawk

Any% glitchless has tons of RNG

lol, someone intentionally grabbed the not helix fossil

that's great

take that, twitch chat

Lazers 2.0

17:45

0

Q: Is there any significance of selecting one Pokémon form the list of nearby Pokémons?

There can be many nearby Pokémon's in the list but one get highlight and it's mostly unlocked one. So is there any significance of changing highlighted nearby Pokémon?

pokemon-go

WillfulWizard

Hey all, I'm thinking of asking the question "[PokemonGo] How are Eevee evolutions determined?", but I'm worried it will just lead to "this is what happened for me" getting posted as "answers" and just be a general nuisance. What do you all think?

StrixVaria

@WillfulWizard If it's a legit question, don't worry about awful answers.

We'll protect it and/or delete answers as necessary.

Unionhawk

Yes

Post it

My brother is pretty sure it's based on the moveset, but I'm not certain

WillfulWizard

Awesome, thanks for the confirmation.

Unionhawk

Jolteon is definitely the best eveelution

for this area

given the number of damn birds

StrixVaria

17:47

Is Pokemon GO gen 1 pokemon only?

No one has mentioned any other ones that I've seen yet.

WillfulWizard

Gen 1 only so far.

Unionhawk

@StrixVaria Yes

StrixVaria

I have played it for like 2 minutes, caught a squirtle, and then closed the app.

@Unionhawk That's kind of lame.

Unionhawk

I wish I grabbed the pikachu

@StrixVaria Eh

It's whatever

Also I'm pretty sure my gym got recapped

Sterno

@StrixVaria So far in this game it seems like the pokemon are 90% name and graphic, 10% actual abilities

Unionhawk

17:49

considering my venemoth is back at 1 hp

RIP

user15026

@SaintWacko Yeah, I got home eventually :P I had to walk a couple blocks farther than I usually do, and I got really wet because the storm kicked up just as I got off the bus, but I did make it home.

user15026

It was not the best night ever :P

Unionhawk

Also apparently you can't put a pokemon that you used in a battle in a gym?

I don't fully understand the rules for that

20

Q: I caught an Eevee, in which of its evolutions will it evolve?

So I just caught an Eevee. Now, I need 25 candies to evolve it. The fact is that in the GameBoy color versions, that Pokémon needed a stone to evolve instead of experience. Depending of the stone he was fed with (thunder, water or fire), he was evolving in a different Pokémon. Is the stone feat...

pokemon-go

er

WillfulWizard

.... I'm too slow.

Unionhawk

there

WillfulWizard

17:52

I was trying up my best quality post.

oh well. Thanks for posting it!

or.. more accurately I didn't find that when I searched.

Sterno

I took my kids to the park today and there was a pokestop there so I got like 100 pokeballs

which, given how awesome I am at catching pokemon, is like 3 more pokemon I can catch!

StrixVaria

This Misty fight is brutal.

Unionhawk

RIP

StrixVaria

The 2 leaders both wiped and the 2 trailing players are now the leaders.

5pike

Crits out the wazoo

Unionhawk

17:56

The one with speed is actually at a disadvantage as far as crits go

Because gen 1 is stupid

StrixVaria

@Unionhawk Uh?

I know the way crits work in gen 1 is stupid, but I thought higher speed meant more consistent crits.

Unionhawk

@StrixVaria including enemy

apparently

well, actually that makes no sense

I wouldn't be surprised

StrixVaria

Not much about gen 1 makes sense.

Unionhawk

They said something about the chance to get hit with a crit by karate chop with perfect speed is 100%

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