The Bridge

two bugs

19:00

He probably doesn't even know that Link Is Dead

Unionhawk

Look man, @twobugs is claiming that ALL OF THE CHARACTERS POOFED INTO EXISTENCE UPON RELEASE OF THE GAME

which is silly

two bugs

I should link him to this really good youtube video...

Okay, that's enough stress on Uni's heart for today

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk if the characters existed prior to the release, they would have been VTC as unreleased content.

CHECKMATE, FAIR WEATHER ZELDA FANS

Unionhawk

Link is celebrating his birthday of becoming the same age as the hero of legend!

Ronan

A full 0 years old!

two bugs

19:02

@Unionhawk Yes, he is now DEAD years old!

Unionhawk

And King Hyrule was mourning the loss/wishing for the return of his old kingdom

Everything about you, your face, and every message you've sent in the last 10 minutes is silly

3

Ronan

@Unionhawk Did you hear your shoutout in SGDQ earlier?

GodEmperorDune

@Ronan shoutout to a boat that doesn't understand a simple windwaker refrance?

Unionhawk

3 hours ago, by Unionhawk

20 mins ago, by Unionhawk

@MadMAxJr Twitch falls under games in the filter :(

Ronan

I mean, just the first bit.

two bugs

19:05

Do they still read the shoutouts that are just like "Cancer sucks!"

Cause those get a little tiring

Unionhawk

SGDQ is Doctors Without Borders

two bugs

Ah that's right

Ronan

Nah, one of the runners just said "Shoutout to all boats" as a joke.

Unionhawk

Hah

two bugs

Shoutout to all things

Shoutout for jQuery for being perfect and doing all of the things

GodEmperorDune

19:09

shoutout to 5/7 perfect hitboxes

Unionhawk

I should probably work on this "canexecute" code huh

Dammit bridge

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk canadexit? are they leaving north america or something?

Unionhawk

Though actually I kind of want to know what happens if I underflow offset

sqlexception happens

Got it

So... what if I overflow it

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Can my lords escape imprisonment on their own?

If a lord is captured and imprisoned in a city, I have the option of attempting to rescue them. These missions are very difficult so I'm curious, will they ever escape on their own? If so, is the chance of escape the same as enemy lords who I have imprisoned?

mount-and-blade-warband

Unionhawk

Oh shit I also don't have a way to separate... unless

Hmm

Oh goddammit

Ok

Hmm

Ok

this episode of uni codes out loud is brought to you by pagination

two bugs

19:26

I feel like this project is helping me deal with my personal stress because it's giving me the context of my problems being semi-reasonable

This is just a big old flushing toilet

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs at least it flushes

John

Whassup guys?

☺

Newly Opened Proposals for Entertainment

0

Technical Analysis In Markets

Proposed Q&A site for this is for Investors trying to use charts and data to determine their moves in the volatile market such as the stock market and the forex market.

Currently in definition.

2

Android Developers

Proposed Q&A site for programming questions related to Android and Android app development

Closed before being launched.

1

Single Page Application Development

Proposed Q&A site for Web and Front-end developers specifically in the business of building SPA-s. To discuss and seek help on best practices, technologies and code.

Currently in definition.

GodEmperorDune

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment wat

two bugs

Apparently, Trump is likely to announce his VP pick next week!

GodEmperorDune

19:33

@twobugs what are the odds that it is someone else named trump

Ronan

@GodEmperorDune Trump just leaves and comes back and puts on a voice.

Then when Trump comes back he claims he passed his VP in the corridor.

John

@twobugs Shotout to Minecraft

two bugs

Oh I guess A Prarie Home Companion or whatever is done now. I never understood that show and NPR seems to play it all weekend long

Ronan

Awwww I'm always just missing him!

GodEmperorDune

@Ronan oh right, it will be "john Miller" or "John Barron"

Kevin van der Velden

19:35

@twobugs I bet it'll be John Miller

Unionhawk

Trump/Miller 2016

Kevin van der Velden

@GodEmperorDune damn INB4d

Ronan

@KevinvanderVelden crypticb4'd.

Kevin van der Velden

Also for people who don't know what we're talking about: the time donald trump called in to a news outlet, pretending to be john miller, about how donald trump is dating an italian supermodel (while he was romancing his future wife). He later admitted this, then later denied it again.

two bugs

Maybe it'll be Pmurt Dlanod

Ronan

19:38

ronnie for VP!

two bugs

@KevinvanderVelden Hahaha I didn't know he pulled the old "admit, then deny admitting" trick

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs yeah he did

Ronan

@GodEmperorDune That makes it even better!

Kevin van der Velden

John Oliver - Donald Trump and John Miller

►

two bugs

The theory that Trump is purposely leaking these stories to keep people from thinking about his Tax Returns is pretty likely

Well, it's at least plausible

Unionhawk

19:42

trump has a great memory

He'd never forget admitting to something 16 years ago

Kevin van der Velden

He has all the best memories

They're just mostly fake

two bugs

@Unionhawk Also very plausible

As in, he just forgot and is trying to smooth it over but he's actually really bad at that

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs the john miller thing is pretty likely to have come from his campaign

Unionhawk

Yeah I mean look at how bad he is at smoothing over his hair

Kevin van der Velden

And this is why regular candidates let their lives be checked out so they can plan to do things about any tiny thing that will pop up

Of course, trump is trump and why would you do the smart thing?

two bugs

19:47

Apparently the game director who turned Diablo 3 around has left Blizzard

Not that he fixed things alone, of course. But having a strong vision can do a lot to unite a team

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs and having a stronger vision can unite a country

which is why we need to make america great again

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Master of Magic 1.3.1; trouble saving

I'm running MOM 1.3.1 (the last Micro-prose Version; on win ten; dos box 0.74) and I am having trouble with keeping my saves, Lets say I will save a game. Then I will close dos-box and then turn off my computer, when I return to my computer (you know turning it on) I will attempt to resume the ga...

master-of-magic

0

Q: Remove gamemode change announcements from other ops

I run an RPG server for a group of friends and we op everyone for access to a few things (like teleporting via map waypoints and such). As the GM, I frequently go in and out of creative mode to trigger special events but the announcement to everyone else basically tells them "something crazy is ...

minecraft

two bugs

@GodEmperorDune Trump/Mosqueira 2016

fredley

20:00

Infinifactory DLC

Ronan

@fredley That's some good meat product 243.

djsmiley2k

John Connor

Unionhawk

Hahahaha Ryan Morrison on the offensive against the latest CS:GO gambling site drama

excellent

why this is a thing in a nutshell* *parody

2

GodEmperorDune

oh is that the guy who was hyping his scammy side business without telling people he owned it?

Unionhawk

Huh?

two bugs

20:16

> BabyGambles.net is not associated with BabyGambles.net

GodEmperorDune

i thought the csgo gambling site was owned by a youtuber

Unionhawk

Oh, yes

I thought you were talking about /u/videogamelawyer and was thoroughly confused

Deception, Lies, and CSGO

►

GodEmperorDune

nah /u/videogamelawyer is a cool dude

Unionhawk

I love that this video opens up with "THIS IS FAIR USE. ANY ATTEMPTS TO REMOVE THIS VIDEO WILL BE PROSECUTED"

NBN-Alex

{Award for today's crappy YT Thumbnails}

two bugs

20:20

@Unionhawk You basically have to do that on youtube

Unionhawk

just to keep the content creators involved from trying to use a ContentID flag

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Is there a way to stream privately then download the video afterwards?

As title because using fraps to record all my game play took too much of space The example would be: Stream privately on twitch then I can download the video afterwards on twitch but sadly stream privately on twitch isnt a thing.

recording streaming

badp

now on, freedom planet with dev commentary

with the weird block character

Unionhawk

@GodEmperorDune The coolest of dudes really

Kevin van der Velden

@Unionhawk holy fuck, I had heard of it but not the details

Unionhawk

20:29

holy fuck indeed

Arperum

@Unionhawk What the fucking fuck.

Unionhawk

Needless to say, legal action is occurring

Arperum

@Unionhawk Yes please.

Kevin van der Velden

I saw them talk about legal action against valve (also good thing) but nothing against them

Though I suppose it might just not be mentioned in the thing

Huh nothing filed yet near as I can tell

Unionhawk

Oh wait, FUPA is also a law office of morrison and Lee project isn't it

That guy truly is the hero the gaming community needs

Wipqozn

20:59

@Unionhawk I get it

@GodEmperorDune oh snap

Kevin van der Velden

Oh hey, /u/gamedevattorney is doing a AMA with some other people about the CSGO thing: reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4rep4f/…

Wipqozn

@twobugs Excellent

user15026

What's happening with the CSGO stuff?

Wipqozn

@twobugs Just don't go to a shitty sushi place, or have allergies, or whatever it was

@twobugs Yes

@Sterno I'm so sorry

@Ash tl;dr stuff

two bugs

I love when @Wipqozn responds to like 30 things at once

Anyway Sushi was good

Wipqozn

21:04

@twobugs I'm just so popular

two bugs

And @Fluttershy had like part of the seaweed get lodged in his throat which sounds horrifying

Wipqozn

I think it was match fixing or something @Ash. I can't remember.

@twobugs oh right

two bugs

But I killed someone in Hearthstone while eating sushi which was very cool

badp

next up another probably good one, guacamelee

two bugs

Also I got my Bestbuy thing sorted apparently

\o/

My only complaint with using Best Buy is that for regular versions of games there's like no point to even buy physical anymore

@Ash Apparently this is an explanation? Watching now

Warning: very profanity, much cussing

GodEmperorDune

21:09

@Ash people are gambling on cs:go weapon skins

SaintWacko

@Ash Yeah, I could use a TL;DR, too

GodEmperorDune

some prominent youtubers have been plugging a particular site and conveniently forgetting to mention that they own said gambling site

plugging as in "watch this video of how i gamble for this awesome skin and win every time"

Wipqozn

@fredley No random battles. Is shit. 0/10.

(but actually that's super cool @fredley)

Kevin van der Velden

@Wipqozn not at all. The current CSGO thing is people who own illegal gambling sites going on youtube like "Hey guys I found this site it's cool and you can win stuff"

user15026

@twobugs I'm at work, so i can't watch the video

Kevin van der Velden

21:13

And also valve allowing gambling

user15026

@GodEmperorDune oh, that's lovely of them.

Ronan

Now every time someone says x/10 I can't help but think of @dog_rates

two bugs

@Ash @SaintWacko TL;DR so far: 2 Youtubers make videos of them winning thousands in a few minutes. Strangely, they both happen to own this site and never mention it

No, seriously - they're President and VP

Kevin van der Velden

@twobugs apparently some others are doing the same thing while having equity in the company

arda

Good news. Hell has a safe spot

Aka netcafe or smtg

two bugs

21:14

The whole thing of not disclosing their conflict of interest is already illegal

Unionhawk

@Ronan where x>=10

Wipqozn

@KevinvanderVelden oh okay. Shows how much I was apying attention.

Kevin van der Velden

@twobugs yes, I also hope that they're gonna get shut down hard for allowing underage gambling

two bugs

Basically they've created a gambling ring and are convinced the rules such as "kids can't gamble", "the owner doesn't get to PLAY THE FUCKING CASINO GAMES", etc. don't apply to them

Unionhawk

Ugh

Ronan

21:16

@Unionhawk There are some less than 10s.

Unionhawk

@Ronan few

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs so fuct

Ronan

@Unionhawk This is my favourite <10/10 twitter.com/dog_rates/status/667549055577362432

two bugs

Apparently Valve is related, too

user15026

@twobugs What the heck.

user15026

21:18

@twobugs Yeah, rule one of owning/working for a gambling site - you don't get to play

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs because valve enabled this skin gambling functionality

user15026

@Ronan That is excellent

Ronan

@Ash If you're not following that account you should be.

Also if you already are you should keep doing so.

Kevin van der Velden

@twobugs valve is currently being sued yes, not clear where that will go as they're not technically involved in the gambling. Kinda sorta

user15026

@Ronan I am not but I should fix that

Kevin van der Velden

21:19

/u/VGA thinks it'll probably just be settled and a few things changed

Ronan

@Ash Do it!

GodEmperorDune

@KevinvanderVelden i mean TF2 hats are sorta the same thing right? why didn't this problem emerge with tf2?

Kevin van der Velden

@GodEmperorDune I have no idea

No wait, I have some ideas

arda

@GodEmperorDune tf2 doesn't have as big fanbase of the competitive scene

Kevin van der Velden

TF2 isn't as big, the money for hats and such isn't as big either I think (CSGO skins can go for thousands)

I think crate unpacking is far less of a slot-machine equivelant (seriously, unpacking a CSGO thing is basically styled like a slotmachine)

GodEmperorDune

21:21

@KevinvanderVelden thousands?! for a cosmetic?!

arda

+1 there are 30k knife skins

Kevin van der Velden

@GodEmperorDune Yup

GodEmperorDune

what in teh fuck

user15026

There's already a large CSGO betting scene on matches and thigns

two bugs

Also the guy makes claims that he didn't own the site originally, when he made the videos endorsing the site

GodEmperorDune

21:22

betting on matches i can kinda see

two bugs

The problem is if you go to the company charter..........

(He is the founder)

Kevin van der Velden

Yuuuup

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs all those pesky paperwork

Ronan

Damn experts with their facts.

GodEmperorDune

that why it would be so much better if there were no regulations about this sort of thing! that way they could never get caught!

arda

21:24

I did bet before. Most websites are pretty shady and are aimed to make you lose

GodEmperorDune

@arda the only sure thing when gambling is that the house always wins

arda

Yeah

Kevin van der Velden

@arda You've found a site that's designed to lose money? (i.e. you found one that isn't aimed at making you lose?)

arda

Two

Kevin van der Velden

So... how do those sites make their money?

arda

21:26

Oh my bad

They make money

But you don't always lose

Mostly pro match gamble ones

GodEmperorDune

@KevinvanderVelden i would imagine they take a small cut of each transaction

i'm not sure how that works with discrete objects like cosmetic skins instead of just money

but they probably have a way to do it

Kevin van der Velden

If you get more then you put in on average then they are losing money and the site/business dies. If you win more then you lose then they get money from each transaction and you still lose it just tells you you are winning

arda

Thing is, most are pretty bad

And you can't control it that easily

I mean legally

Ronan

@arda Sure you can.

GodEmperorDune

i also don't know when you make a bet are you betting against the house or betting against other site users

Kevin van der Velden

21:29

Seriously: The only gambling sites where you are expected to leave with more money then you enter with are those that are laundering money

Ronan

@KevinvanderVelden I think that's the same amount of money.

Kevin van der Velden

@Ronan nope, you're more likely to come back and hide the illegal activities if you win

(I'm assuming you're not the person laundering money, that's the business behind it)

Ronan

@KevinvanderVelden Ah, right.

GodEmperorDune

@KevinvanderVelden oh like the "cash this check for $15,000 and give me back $14,000"?

Ronan

@GodEmperorDune I don't think the underground uses cheques and high street banks.

Kevin van der Velden

21:32

That's bank wire fraud, I'm talking more about money from selling illegal stuff or doing things off the book. So you come in with cash and leave no trace

i.e. the casino writes "$xxxxx money cash", and well yeah that seems likely. And no one can trace the fact that it was black money so now it's suddenly all on the books and usefull for legal transactions

GodEmperorDune

@Ronan you'd be surprised. HSBC was busted for "unknowingly" laundering for the drug cartels and had to pay a relatively small penalty

Ronan

@GodEmperorDune You're still not getting a cheque from your mob boss. That's very traceable.

GodEmperorDune

@Ronan yes, correct

the cheque is a few steps in

two bugs

21:46

Oh I guess that H3H3 guy is getting sued

Not by the CS:GO people (yet)

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs by who?

two bugs

Some "Mark Hoss" guy? They made a video of just laughing about one of his videos which is NOT FAIR USE!!!!

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs like "not fair i spent a lot of time on that video?"

two bugs

They cut in and out of it and it's this ridiculous thing

I dunno

user15026

So usually when I am reception its like an icebox

user15026

21:56

today its a sauna

user15026

It needs to be somewhere in hte middle

arda

H3h3 is a bad person

Doesn't deserve being sued for that reason though

Kevin van der Velden

@arda why?

arda

He is quite usually trying to earn money for creating drama

Kevin van der Velden

Ah

arda

22:00

He is not "bad person" but don't really want to swear

Ender

@arda why do people refrain from swearing? I've never EVER truly understood this chapter of spoken language.

arda

He is a Dick

Ender

Why are some words 'worse' than others? If so, why do they exist? I'm very confused about the whole thing.

lol!

arda

They are considered rude

Ender

I was using your statement as a platform to voice my questions, I wasn't contradicting you :)

why?

its like, take 'fuck'

that wonderfully multipurpose adverb, noun, adjective, you name it word

used as an adverb or adjective you can fucking hate something or hate the fuck out of something

why is that more extreme and rude than saying, "I really don't like that", Or "I'm extremely sick and tired of having this"

arda

22:08

Origins

Vsauce or someone had a good video

Ender

Everything I've learned about people doing things because those before them did it, has taught me to question said behavior.

arda

Why Are Bad Words Bad?

►

Ender

:D Ima watch

arda

Gotta take out SD card and browser is in SD card

Will be back in 10

Kevin van der Velden

Also there's a difference between words that are considered bad because they're "indecent" (fuck for example) and words that are considered bad because they've historically been used to denigrate a people (retard for example)

The first one I don't get either but the second one is hopefully clear =p

Ender

22:12

this video is golden

arda

Back

Kevin van der Velden

Away o/

(Time for bed)

(Or actually, way past time for bed but eh)

user15026

@KevinvanderVelden I was going to say, its really late for you, no?

Ender

@arda That video was incredible. Thanks for the educate!

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How to benchmark performance before jumping into match

I'd like to make the game look as good as possible, but also dont want to drop to 10FPS in the middle on a match. Any way to tryout a high CPU consuming scenario before jumping into a game? (So I can try to maximize performance but keep it over 30 FPS)

overwatch

arda

22:29

also I got 4 random headshots in csgo in 5 seconds today and will probably get overwatch banned gg.

>
Passwords should be original.
For security reasons, passwords should not use anything that might easily connect them to you.
Passwords must be 8 to 16 characters long.
Unicode characters (such as δ, Љ, ۳) are not supported.
Passwords may only contain letters A-Z and a-z; and numerals 0-9.
Passwords are case sensitive.
The username cannot appear in the password.
Passwords must contain at least one letter.

Ubi pls

Wipqozn

I'm sure everyone knows about this already, but FBI recommends no charges against Clinton

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn super late news today, with @Wipqozn

2

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune I was in all day meeting :(

IT' NOT MY FAULT

IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF @Yuuki

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune EVEN YOUR FACE?

GodEmperorDune

22:32

the FBI report says "it's not hillary's fault, it was all this @Wipqozn fellow"

@Wipqozn EVEN URMOM

cc @Wipqozn

MBraedley

@Wipqozn You work at a newspaper, you should always be ready to post news to the Bridge!

GodEmperorDune

@MBraedley right?!

Wipqozn

@MBraedley MY SHAME

Also I was in all day meeting downtown all day, with a company called Mindsea who own 49% of or something

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn 49% of your face

cc @Wipqozn

BECAUSE YOU ARE A SEA TURTLE, GET IT

2

sea sea turtle puts on shades

Tim Stone

@Wipqozn They already know because I shared it as soon as it happened, SLACKER

Wipqozn

22:36

That's actually brilliant

@GodEmperorDune, I'm proud of you

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn :D

Wipqozn

In fact I think I can now say that if I were to die today, you'd be able to take over my place as "Bridge Punmaster"

MBraedley

So my Surface Pro 3 needs to go in for service, which is to say that they'll be doing an out of warranty replacement (I still have coverage through my credit card, luckily). This means I probably won't get the stickers I've put on it back.

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn good to know that i've peaked

user15026

@MBraedley aww :(

Tim Stone

22:39

@MBraedley :(

2

user15026

I mean yay, replacement, but aww boo stickers :(

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune oh no man, this isn't your peak. you can always do better.

Never stop striving to improve yourself @GodEmperorDune.

Dragonrage

@Wipqozn he is already over the hill though

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn and yet such a great pun got no stars

What everyone is missing with the Sheridan Indiana Obama toilet story is which candidate was on the top of the float https://t.co/3BsGy76PQN

Tweeted by TheRixReport on July 5, 2016 at 4:39 PM

wat

this is why we can't have nice things

MBraedley

Unfortunately Microsoft is currently refusing to authorize my credit card, and I really want the replacement back no later than the 21st, so the clock is ticking.

Wipqozn

22:43

@GodEmperorDune My WORD. I thought I did star it!

My apologies sir. Here, have two stars.

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn :D

MBraedley

Apparently I should have double checked that my address got updated at my bank.

Dragonrage

23:00

That wasn't @John, you weren't supposed to star it.

:(

also we have two green @John's again

:(

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How does DLC work with Xbox One backwards compatibility?

I read that all of the downloadable content was included with the Rare Replay backwards compatible 360 titles (Kameo, etc.) Is that true for all games? For example, if I have Red Dead Redemption as a digitally owned "Game on Demand", does it only include the base game? If the downloadable content...

xbox-one backwards-compatibility

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Q: Does Mercy gain ult if she heals self-damage after the game starts?

Certain characters can damage themselves during the pre-game countdown, notably Junkrat and Phara. If Mercy heals that damage before the game starts, she doesn't gain ultimate charge (so I've heard). However, does that hold true if she waits for the game to start before healing? Can you just have...

overwatch

Lazers 2.0

23:19

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Q: Whats going on with my blockman multiplayer

I updated my minecraft pe to 0.15.1 and I had also updated my blockman multiplayer it's been working really great un till I opened the multiplayer app and relized that my playmates were 0 when yesterday it was 228 I decided to restart my device and it didn't help so I loged out of my account and ...

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