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14:00
which argues for tri-truth True, False and FileNotFound NaN
I wonder how many FNaF/FileNotFound jokes have been made
the question is, have enough True/False/FileNotFound jokes been made?
The world may never know
That reminds me. One of my friends claims to hate puns but loves dadjokes
@KevinvanderVelden I don't know who supplied the data. I'm just doing a consultancy job over her until next week.
Also I find it funny that apport seems to crash a lot
Given that it's a crash handler
14:04
I thought it was True, False, and NullPointerException
apportpls
@fredley In programming, there are only 2 possible states: working, not working, segfault
@twobugs magic/more magic
I guess I just made a segfault joke so I should end my life
@twobugs True, False, FileNotFound, AgnosticException
ExceptionNotFoundException
14:12
we only have four boolean states: True, False, FileNotFound, AgnosticException, ClassNotFound
Okay I'm completely confused with how I'm supposed to be configuring this damn Ubuntu
@PrivatePansy Santa Claws*
no, five boolean states, five: True, False, FileNotFound, AgnosticException, ClassNotFound, NullPointerException
@twobugs claw hammer
Probably. It was partially done by someone else here but he's not in today and I'm having trouble making sense of it
14:14
@GodEmperorDune @ash @Arperum Yeah, she found a little ledge just above the fireplace that she can jump up to through a little gap. I first suspected it night before last when I couldn't find her at bedtime, and after turning the house upside down and finally giving up and heading to bed, I noticed her sitting in the fireplace staring at me, even though LadyWacko and I had both checked the fireplace
I'm confused by what about Ubuntu you need to configure
He set up this user and I'm not at all sure what this user is supposed to do or how it relates to our actual documentation
@badp Our environment, silly
so... everything? :P
Or perhaps that should be "Our silly environment"
So last night when I heard a little jingle from the fireplace, I shone a flashlight up into the chimney, and saw her staring back down at me
14:16
I'm supposed to sudo from this user to fully configure this environment but he set up this user to not be in the sudoers group?
He probably did that for a reason. BUT WHY
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Q: Giving water to strangers

KaizerwolfIf I give water to strangers in the wastes, does that affect the story in any way? If I refuse to give water to anyone, will that come back to bite me later on? Do strangers take the same amount of water each time? For example, do ones that are crawling on the ground take more than those who are ...

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Q: Do other games have protection prayers?

TerryAre there any other games that have protection prayers that work in a similar way to the ones used in OSRS and Runescape from a few years a go? For example there are 3 styles of combat, and 3 corresponding protection prayers. activating a prayer negates at least 50% of the damage dealt by the s...

Oh cool. This guy is on vacation ALL WEEK. This super mega priority project is supposed to be done Friday...
Time to find the unpatched privilege escalation exploit!
Well I don't really need that, I have root access on another user
I'm just confused
I have root on everything.
Failed. too lazy to fix. You all know what it was anyway
14:28
@LessPop_MoreFizz If those are what I think they are, they're some of my favorite fireworks
I usually find them by the name of Magic Crystal
We just use roman candles for hating the neighbours
(Source: Had one tip over mid firing, hit elderly neighbor's legs)
Because OF COURSE it does
@KevinvanderVelden Light blue touch paper and hit the retiree
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Q: Very Hard setting without a companion @ level 19 : Do I need to respec(via console) to get lone wanderer?

Margaret MaeIn Skyrim I felt like I spoiled the game a bit by depending on Companions too much, so I'm determined to use them minimally in Fallout 4. However, I'm not the greatest player in the world and things are getting pretty tough: I just barely was able to save Ten Pines on my own. Am I going to flou...

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Q: Fastest way to get enchanted books?

Joshua LefelhoczI play minecraft, and have been wondering: what is the fastest way to get enchanted books? I have been trying fishing, enchanting, and dungeon looting.

@KevinvanderVelden I need this. I want to retire
14:40
I should have invented Minecraft so I can retire
@LessPop_MoreFizz yeah fireworks are banned in Los Angeles County but that didn't stop my neighbors from setting them off at 2 AM when they drunkenly realized 4th of July was over
We had a bunch of loud ones going off last night like 10-11pm
My poor cats were not happy
yeah my dog was freaking out
Oh today is fireworks day for you
Yesterday
14:44
@GnomeSlice Yesterday
@GnomeSlice it was last night actually
You make fun of us for not knowing about Canada day but you don't even know what day our celebration is!
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Q: "Unable to Connect to World" Hosted Minecraft server w/Minecraft PE iOS

drfence Minecraft 0.15.0 on iOS Minecraft server 1.10.2 (minecraft_server.1.10.2.jar) EC2 Amazon Linux Pixelmon mod I am able to telnet to the Minecraft server and I can tell the network path is open. However if I try to connect using Minecraft PE on iOS I get : "Unable to connect to world". Is the...

From what I heard they set a grotesque new record in the hotdog eating competition
70 hotdogs in 15 minutes
> Idiot lights firework under his chin then seems surprised when it explodes in his face
Ah, jamming our core packages causes a segfault
i love how he puts on goggles to protect his eyes
> THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!
@GodEmperorDune Well they are bright. You don't want all that light getting in your eyes.
14:48
We had those in all my science classrooms
> Injured Zac says that the explosion was 'brutal' and says that his whole head hurts. He adds that it is the 'craziest thing he has done in a long time'.
@twobugs Real life Aperture Science safety posters!
what did he do in the past that is as crazy or crazier than shooting himself in the face with a firework?
14:49
@GodEmperorDune In a long time. As in he did something at least as crazy at least once before
@fredley yes, exactly
Wow, I'm copying to my USB drive at a blazing 250kb/s!
maximum overfasts
Ugh
UGH
WORK DAMN YOU
They say @Uni's frustration grew 3 sizes that day...
14:52
This all could have been avoided if I had just said "hang on let me shelf this thing first at least" BUT NO
And now I can't even mount my USB device in Ubuntu! Yay!
It mounts just fine in Windows so hell if I know. Time to reboot!
I'm not usually an idiot, but when I am, I like to fire roman candles directly into my stupid piehole.
Roman Candles: Apply directly to the forehead
That's what he did wrong
Rebooting is perfect and fixes all of the things! \o/
14:57
>_>
<_<
We're good
Ugh, automatically generated portion of this code, generate ffs
WAT
This is cool: Strandbeest bicycle :o carv.co/walking-bike-unveiled
did it not like that TFS did weird things?
Who does like TFS weird things?
Or even TFS at all
I was wondering why it had those files listed as pending changes but struck through
instead of not pending changes at all since I HIT UNDO PENDING CHANGES YOU FOOL
well at least it works now
after 20 minutes of nonsense
well, builds
works remains to be seen
Cool, it works
15:19
FBI Director Comey: "No reasonable prosecutor" would bring charges against H Clinton for private email server. "No charges are appropriate"
Not because she didn't do anything wrong but because gross negligence is par for the course in US government
Don't worry, we'll just do 10 more investigations and then still publicly blame her for it
Like with Benghazi, that Clinton aide who killed himself like 20 years ago, etc.
Hm apparently there is a sushi place not TOO far away
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Q: Microphone not working for team but works for group

TheCaptanWhen I play in a group, I am able to use my microphone with no problems. However, when I turn on the microphone in the team voice chat, I am constantly broadcasting static to the rest of the team. There isn't any background noise that I can hear. I can see my name in the top left with the speaker...

Didn't she personally set fire to the entire city of Benghazi and personally stab 50 babies though?
Shockingly, no
(From my understanding any of the people culpable for misconduct in the Benghazi thing, and there are a few, are not Clinton)
WELL HOW DO WE KNOW THAT FOR SURE
I heard she rates 1 literal hitler, which is the same number of literal hitlers as hitler
15:27
We did like 5 investigations, several of which were set up explicitly to indict her
And they all cleared her!
I'm pretty sure it was on the order of 12
I've never had Sushi before, I'm scared cc @Wipqozn
I don't want to die from eating sushi like @Fluttershy RIP
RIP @Fluttershy
@twobugs Had sushi last Sunday. Can confirm - am ded now
15:31
RIP @PrivatePansy
RIP @twobugs
@PrivatePansy RIP :(
RIP @OrigamiRobot
@PrivatePansy is survived by his wife, a small plush pony
3
That was a very fast star
Okay I guess I'm headed for sushi
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Q: How are the Top 500 placements determined in competitive play

D.VaHow are the top 500 players in competitive play determined? Is it based on skill rating or something else? I noticed a yellow/white icon beside my level yesterday. As mentioned in What does a white/yellow rank icon mean, the icon is used to indicate placement in the top 500, a blizzard forum pos...

I'm currently clearing my desk.
That didn't take long.
15:38
hi
user15026
@SaintWacko did you get the cat out?
You could say they let the cat out the bag! AHAHAHAHAH!
I've got 18 minutes to kill what do you want from me?
@Ash Yeah, I stuck the vacuum hose up into the ledge and turned it on. Started sweeping the end of the hose towards her and she jumped down :P
user15026
@SaintWacko hahaha very creative!
15:48
ABANDON PERCH
@TimStone man, US politicians should be more like UK politicians and just resign at the first whiff of trouble
The first whiff of trouble for Cameron should have been "oshit it's 50/50"
@Unionhawk The first whiff of trouble for Cameron should have been the dead pig
I've been watching GDQ for days.. Help
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Q: Fallout shelter: How long does it take for a baby to come out?

Brooklynjust please answer, it's taking forever I've had 4 women pregnant for about 1 hour, I kinda need them so I can get another room.

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Q: Logitech G602 League Of Legends Profile Not Setting

MJonesDevI am having a strange problem with my Logitech G602. When I open up the game and actually play the game, my profiles and keys for the mouse will not be set unless I make League Of Legends the default profile, which I do not want to do. But the rest of my games (Starcraft 2, Dota 2, CSGO, etc.) al...

15:59
@Lazers2.0 How is babby formed?
@fredley Mmm, indeed
@MadMAxJr Twitch falls under games in the filter :(
I'm off today, so I get to enjoy the Castlevania block.
Looks like they didn't meet the goal to do SOTN /blindfolded/. That would have been something.
It's true, profiling does show that you don't know why your code is slow
I never played Castlevania 64... Skeletons on motorcycles.
@MadMAxJr they did iirc?
16:10
That's usually because the slowness is in other people's libraries :D
@MadMAxJr What, really? What a shame
It's at the very end of the block as a bonus game
@Unionhawk I was looking for it on the schedule and didn't see it.. hmm.
"oh look 90% of the time is being spent checking if I speak English 12k times refactor"
@MadMAxJr look on the donation tracker/bids
16:11
"oh look 70% of the remaining time is being spent compiling the same hundred regular expressions 12k times on the fly to validate phone numbers tears"
Still don't see it but I'll take your word for it. I want to see that.
Was just hoping it was on the schedule so I could plan to be free.
Ah! Thank you.
That puts it around 1:30 CDT.
16:18
> "There's an irony in Boris failing to clean up his own mess, despite being the candidate to most resemble a mop."
2
Daaaaaaaamn.
@Gove2016 mate you're a pie
The language barrier is too strong
> You're an absolute wankcrumpet
> Netflix reporting a massive drop in viewership of House of Cards: "We think people are looking for escapism, not reality TV."
@Gove2016 Then what is the point of leaving, you incompetent ventriloquist-dummy-faced spunktrumpet?
Get destroyed fool
@fredley I like those because we can use them in this chat and not be flagged to death
Sushi success @Wipqozn
16:27
HAHHAHA that comment just now on SGDQ
I hope @Uni heard that one
@twobugs so now you are @twodedbugs?
20 mins ago, by Unionhawk
@MadMAxJr Twitch falls under games in the filter :(
@GodEmperorDune I'm still alive!
Wow that was an awful ending on C64.
16:28
And I murdered someone in Hearthstone while eating sushi
Dragoncentipede Dracula took like 4 minutes to sink into the earth and die.
They were playing castlevania with the character reinhardt, a donation comment: "Great to see reinhardt played again, but he looks thinner, and with less catchphrase"
@twobugs double ded
@KevinvanderVelden I need to buy "catchphrase"
The Grove fallout is really funny
"GUYS WE HAVE TO LEAVE THE EU ITS BAD" "WE NOW NEED TO CREATE SOME KIND OF AGREEMENT WITH EUROPE FOR FREE TRADE AND MOVEMENT"
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Q: Can I change the steam controller's sticks?

MagixI recently bought a steam controller and really love it. One problem is I really don't like its stick, and would like to change it. I own an XBox controller annd know I love those sticks, is there any chance I could switch the two ? If so, are there guides / explanations available on the web ? ...

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Q: At what point are save transferable items from Witcher 1 available in Witcher 2?

NzallI have downloaded an Ice Plains savedgame from online and edited it using a savedgame editor to equip Raven Armor, Ard'aenye and Moon Blade, as well as 999999999 Orens. I verified that I had these items equipped ingame. However, when I started my playthrough of Witcher 2, I had a blue Stripes Com...

gdb you are NOT HELPING!!!
@twobugs valgrind it bruh
> Reading symbols from jam...(no debugging symbols found)...done.
@GodEmperorDune Ugh I don't want to valgrind Jam
The problem seems to be jam itself
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Q: Looking to buy gifted hacked money for use in Grand Theft Auto Online

WadeI am looking to pay for gifted hacked money for use in grand theft auto online (for the ps4). I want this money to be unbannable and I will pay (reasonably) well for it, through PayPal. I will pay half before and half after it is done (this is non negotiable for fear of scammers). Please respond ...

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Q: Old pc Game that I can't remember :Point and click

Adam Karlson Hoping this is the right place to ask. Ok, the game was an interactive point and click. You can play as a person with brown/orange big hair, and wearing a green nightgown. He always has his hands in his pocket. The game continues with the player searching for a DOORKNOB, getting into an ELEVATOR...

16:44
good morning bridge
The problem is that jam itself is segfaulting, not the compilation
@twobugs can you pass in different arguments so it doesn't segfault?
It only segfaults for these particular libraries, strangely
And the only argument we're giving it is "install" :|
You can usually install the debug symbols for a package
16:57
Is it "think about playing overwatch" time?
Actually I should take my laptop in for repair today
>_>
I vote playing overwatch time!
It has display problems that was causing issues playing comp
Half of it isn't updating properly
Fortunately it's on an every other line sort of basis
There's some connection that's off since adjusting the angle of the screen can fix it
17:00
-1 not a troll
So hopefully I can warranty that, but if not it'll be like $100 which is fine
@KevinvanderVelden cc@Wipqozn
I love the logo for this site
vomit
Yay GDQ glitch demo.
17:11
@twobugs missed opportunity for yololinux
yolo wasn't a thing in 1999 when that logo was made
@Unionhawk ah, the year of linux on the desktop
@GodEmperorDune And for that, the world is thankful
Trying to copy this directory. Copying only that directory to a fresh area, I get a file name conflict
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Q: What are good strategies for Master Quest rule "Don't Get Hit!" missions?

fcmIn Hyrule Warriors, "Don't get hit!" missions are full fledged missions in which your character dies in 2 hits (1 brings to 1/4 heart, another finishes you) - also not to be confused with the shorter "All attacks are devastating!" missions, as in those, the monsters also die in one hit. I've tri...

As in, the contents of the directory I am copying have a name conflict
17:15
@twobugs wat
Yes. I am as confused.
Are you copying to somewhere case insensitive?
Yes, that's a good point
I'm backing it up to a USB drive which is probably case sensitive
@KevinvanderVelden Yup, that was it
zzzzzzz
17:34
@Unionhawk You had an holiday yesterday
I KNOW
That's why it's so sad
Surely you were a responsible adult and didn't spend all of it partying hard
@badp urmom is a responsible adult
or in other sorts of frivolous social engagements
17:35
cc @Wipqozn
@GodEmperorDune are you trying to get on Marie's good side?
also how did no one comment on the fact that the median of our nicknames is Marie and we're treating it as urmom's name and Mary is indeed the "mother" of all Christians. WHERE ARE THE CHECKMATE ATHEISTS
I can't be the only person on checkmate atheists duty
Help me out there
I'm very disappointed @Unionhawk
This is not the sort of epiphany I should have months after the fact
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY IN YOUR DISCULPATION
Guess who doesn't have to work!
Is it me?
Yes
@Ronan urmom?
17:41
\o/
my review thing is glitched.
Maybe to all of them.
It is you who must answer
But yes to me.
i blame @badp
17:42
@Ronan the real question is why did you figure out you didn't need to work at twenty to seven post meridian
it says there are 3 things to review which appear like suggested edit reviews do, but when i click them it just takes me to the review page, but there is nothing to review
@badp I only just got back.
@Ronan WHAT KIND OF DISRESPECT MUST YOU HAVE FOR YOUR COWORKERS WHEN YOU ENTER AN EMPTY OFFICE FOR YOUR WORK DAY AND DECIDE THAT EVERYONE ELSE IS NINE HOURS LATE
@badp What?
@Dragonrage there are 3 things in the queue, but they are not availible to you for reasons
(you hit skip, or you already reviewed)
17:45
@Ronan WHAT KIND OF DISRESPECT MUST YOU HAVE FOR YOUR COWORKERS WHEN YOU ENTER AN EMPTY OFFICE FOR YOUR WORK DAY AND DECIDE THAT EVERYONE ELSE IS NINE HOURS LATE
@badp What?
For clarification, today was my last day at that company.
@Dragonrage are you saying that badp's glitching causes the review queue glitching?
now it says 4.
@KevinvanderVelden seems probable
he is a script afterall
@Dragonrage are you sure its not some special 10ker thing?
@GodEmperorDune idk. ima post a meta and get someone to explain or seomthing
@Dragonrage known issue, been reporting like a billion times.
why they don't just fix it I dunno.
the # indicator is including things you have already reviewed.
Cache invalidation is a hard thing
it never has happened to be before today
jQuery is perfect and does all of the things
you need to git gud
17:52
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Q: Would I be able to play a game I downloaded for free from ps plus if I suscribe to ps plus with a new primary account?

pivoI was wondering if I would be able to play a game I downloaded for free from ps plus if I suscribe to ps plus with a new primary account. In case i delete the game, can I download it again? The old account does not have ps plus anymore Thanks and regards

I happens to me all the time. most likely things are leaving the queue soon after you review them.
@KutuluMike it also was happening before i had reviewed anything
like today is the first time i've reviewed anything since thursday i think
Chipotle exec surrenders on drug charges cc @GodEmperorDune
also, it just changed to 5, and i got something to review, reviewed it, and it went back to 4
am i like missing a review queue or something?
@twobugs another reason to go to qdoba
18:01
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Q: Review queue bug?

DragonrageToday I went to review a few things as it showed that there were a few things to review in the queue, however when I clicked on the review button, there was only 1 suggested edit though the indicator which has always showed the number of suggested edits showed 5. I reviewed the edit and finished ...

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Q: What are Bastion's birds' names?

Michael McDevittI know that Bastion's main avian companion, who appears to be some variant of a goldfinch, is named Ganymede. But what about the other birds? Each of Bastion's Epic and Legendary skins (aside from the Overgrown skin) show a different species of bird. Defense Matrix has a Blue Jay. Omnic Crisis ...

18:20
Yogurtland is creating Mario themed yogurt
This is what I need in my life
Isn't Yogurtland already a Mario Kart track?
You're thinking of Yogurt Land
Also no.
Common mistake
user15026
@twobugs We apparently dont have Yogurtland here so no Mario yogurt for me :(
18:29
@Ash They're only about a 5 hour drive for me!
(Closest their website finds is in Chicago...)
there are some yogurtlands near me
@Ash how many review queues do I have access to on gaming.se at 10k rep?
You aren't missing a queue
You seem to be doing all of the queues just fine, as far as I can see
The count is showing items you've already reviewed and skipped, but require more reviews, in addition to reviews available to you.
18:34
@Unionhawk the number is increasing without me skipping or reviewing any additional items while all queues show I have 0 items to review.
There's no sekrit review queue you're missing
The 10k tools aren't a queue anymore(?)
SGDQ up next: SotN blindfolded
@Unionhawk except for the sekrit room owner review queue
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Q: Can you wager your pokemon

EuanI was wondering if you can bet your Pokemon in online trading that would be amazing Can you ?

18:41
@twobugs should've marked it nsfw
> "In all of history, we've really never been able to see the motion of any heavenly body against another," Juno principal investigator Scott Bolton said
what kind of examples are these heavenly bodies setting for the youth of today?
@fredley I'm just waiting for a Minecraft CPU to start running Minecraft
@fredley i remember when using redstone to remotely fire an obsidian cannon was cool
@GodEmperorDune Yeah
@GodEmperorDune Man, we're all Sternold
I'm not old because I always thought Minecraft was dumb
18:47
@twobugs No, that means you've always been old
@twobugs has been @Sterno his entire life
Nah, you guys are the real Sternolds
We're all @Sternold now
@twobugs we are the dark souls of @sternolds
@Sternold is grey goo
18:48
YTOND - You're the old now dog
Now THOSE are old
@fredley now i have a gross mental image of @Sternold's "grey goo"
@twobugs Oh man YTMND
Weird times
i remember reading the source of ytmnd pages to steal the background music
low quality wavs were fun
It's still there
Everything is just as weird as it always was
YTMND really had the zeitgeist there for a while
I wonder how many people still use it
18:54
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@Unionhawk so @uni + @twobugs
No, @fredley + @twobugs
@Unionhawk it is unclear how many people comprise @fredley
Apparently one
however @uni is clearly a single boat
18:56
I haven't visited that site in longer than you've been alive @Unionhawk
This is untrue
Demonstrably so
Arguably no
considering it launched in 2001...
CHECKMATE, MR. UGS
unless you mean "in ever"
in which case
@Unionhawk You were born December 13, 2002
REVERSE CHECKMATE
no
what
18:58
@twobugs can confirm
(that's the Windwaker initial release date)
DAPHNES NOHANSEN HYRULE IS WAY OLDER THAN THAT
(Because @Unionhawk is The King of Red Lions, a boat from that game, you see)
IF THAT'S THE JOKE YOU'RE GOING WITH
wat, @uni missed a windwaker refrance?
18:58
@Unionhawk Tube Ugs?
YOUR JOKE IS BAD
AND YOU SHOULD FEEL @Wipqozn
@GodEmperorDune My reference was greeted with deference
er, actually don't do that thing
that's inappropriate
@twobugs I feel like you're starting a rap
i think @uni needs to turn in his windwaker card after that miss
18:59
I bet @Unionhawk hasn't even played a Zelda game, ever

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