The Bridge

4:03 PM

Uuuugh. I don't know what went wrong, but I think Dropbox's index of my files got corrupted somehow, and now it's trying to reindex everything

Grace Note

...it took me way too long to put together the thought that "Ash" is just the first three letters and not a completely different name

Unionhawk

Dark Souls: Gwyn, Lord of Cinder - Jazz Cover || insaneintherainmusic

►

cc @Wipqozn @GnomeSlice

user15026

@Yuuki That seems like a very large number.

user15026

But I don't know a lot about baseball, to be honest

Unionhawk

Nationals did the same to the Reds

RIP the Reds

Go FC Cincinnati instead then

Yuuki

4:10 PM

And then there's this...

Unionhawk

What.

Texenox

So what's happened exactly since I was away?

Other than the moderator elections?

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Pokemon Alpha Sapphire missed surf

I missed the HM Surf after the gym battle and now I can't find a way to progress in the game. Where can I get it? The guy who is supposed to give it to me, which is in the house next to the gym, now just says that his son "wyllis" is not there anymore Now I'm stuck and can't find a way to learn...

-1

Q: Downloaded game cannot open

Me and my friends wanted to play together. I got battlefield 4 and they didn't. I logged into they're playstation with my psn and downloaded the game. When the game was installed there was a lock on the game to one of them. How do i take the lock away?

battlefield-4

0

Q: How can the "Supercharge" feature be activated with a pen?

Recently I've acquired the "Main Weapon Supercharge" card. Its activated by holding two fingers on the screen and releasing them. I couldn't find a way to activate it when I play the game with the pen of my Note phone. Does anyone know of a way to do it with a pen?

controllers sky-force-reloaded

user15026

@Texenox Not a whole lot. But yay we have new mods :)

Texenox

@Ash >Wipqozn is a mod

>"yay"

Unionhawk

4:12 PM

pls

Texenox

ok

Sepia Lazers

2

Q: What warranted this 24 hour chat ban?

I got into an argument with @LessPop in the Bridge, here. It got a little heated, and ended up with me being told off, and I called him a dick. Perhaps that wasn't the best response to that, I admit. The room was put into timeout, and then I got banned for 24 hours. No statements of mine were...

support chat

Texenox

@SepiaLazers ok

>when your comment gets deleted

GodEmperorDune

Hi @Texenox I haven't seen you for a while. How are things?

Texenox

@GodEmperorDune Good, I suppose.

Fuuck, it's raining heavily outside.

GodEmperorDune

4:27 PM

@Texenox the weather is mad at you guys for brexit

Texenox

@GodEmperorDune Most probably.

user15026

@Texenox The comment wasn't helpful or useful, so it wasn't needed

Texenox

To be honest, Britbongistan has been fucked from the start.

@Ash What do you mean?

All I was saying was that arguing about it was pointless anyways.

GnomeSlice

Went to a club for the first time last night

I was a bit too fuct to dance so I just chilled in a booth with my boys

still sick

user15026

@Texenox a) That's not clear from the short comment and b) trust me adding fuel to those sorts of fires isn't a good idea

Unionhawk

4:28 PM

Amateur

user15026

@GnomeSlice But other than that was it a decent night?

Texenox

@GnomeSlice Hope you had fun.

Unionhawk

:D

SwiftKey, pls

Wipqozn

@Texenox yes

Texenox

@Wipqozn mad ting

GodEmperorDune

4:31 PM

@uni pls

Wipqozn

You used to have a dude in a blue tight skin suit as your avatar

GnomeSlice

@Ash Yeah!

Texenox

@Wipqozn It was pink.

GnomeSlice

And then I ended up being two hours late for work today which was pretty bad

Texenox

At this point I'm honestly surprised you still don't know about Filthy Frank too much.

GodEmperorDune

4:31 PM

@GnomeSlice :/

Texenox

But either way, on a serious note, congrats to @Wipqozn and Robotnik for becoming mods.

Wipqozn

@Texenox Oh my

Texenox

@Wipqozn ?

user15026

@GnomeSlice Yay! That's great

GodEmperorDune

plot twist: @Wipqozn is actually filthy frank in a half shell

user15026

4:33 PM

@GnomeSlice This, though is less fun :(

0

Q: Can cards/features be turned off?

Is there a way to turn off or disable the effects of cards? For example after receiving the "Increase Plane's Speed" card the game always starts your plane one notch faster then the normal. I would like to fly some stages extra slow. You can always take the "Iron Clad" to fly 10% slower but I wa...

achievements sky-force-reloaded

Wipqozn

@Texenox Thanks!

I've already banned 23 users

Texenox

@GodEmperorDune [muffled "ey b0ss" in the distance]

@Wipqozn wew lad

Wipqozn

I just use a random number generator, and ban whoevers user ID pops up

Texenox

4:34 PM

@Wipqozn mODS

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn and lulz were had by all

Wipqozn

I actually haven't banned anyone on the main site. You guys have mostly been on good behaviour since I got elected. I really wish one of you would do something ban worthy already.

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn I thought you banned @Frank

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune I wasn't even around for that drama.

Texenox

@Wipqozn >on good behaviour

I thought you still remembered me :^)

GodEmperorDune

4:37 PM

@Wipqozn I tried to reread the drama but don't have 10k on Twitter so I couldn't see the deleted tweet

Texenox

@GodEmperorDune wot

Ktash

@Wipqozn I'll get to work on it. I'll just start posting spam and being rude. Probably to myself because don't want to be mean to others of course

Texenox

How does Twitter tie into that?

Wipqozn

@Ktash If you started being an ass to people I'd just assume someone hacked your account.

GodEmperorDune

@Texenox 10kers get powers all over the internet

Wipqozn

4:38 PM

@GodEmperorDune ah well, it was a trump tweet. 'Nuff said.

let's not bring back the drama

GodEmperorDune

K

Ktash

@Wipqozn aww, you're sweet :p

Texenox

@GodEmperorDune mlg

Wipqozn

Instead let's make new drama. I think ITG games should be brought back. fight me irl.

GodEmperorDune

Wot

@Wipqozn u wot mod

Wipqozn

4:39 PM

Wind Waker: The Great Sea - Jazz Cover || insaneintherainmusic #Zeldathon

►

@Unionhawk (more like @YourMomHawk)

Texenox

@Wipqozn >when you don't know what ITG is

GodEmperorDune

Windwaker is a great game cc @uni

Wipqozn

@Texenox Identify this game.

OH MEMORIES

Texenox

@Wipqozn ohhhhhh

Game ID questions?

GodEmperorDune

Ya

Texenox

4:40 PM

What, have those been deemed off-topic altogether now?

Wipqozn

@Texenox No sir! They were, though, until the puppet was all "we should make an exception", and we did

GodEmperorDune

No, the artifact requirement is still there

Wipqozn

an then @RedRiderX joined the circus or something. I don't remember all the details.

Texenox

Okay.

GodEmperorDune

Mobile lag worst lag

Ktash

4:42 PM

@Wipqozn bring back murder 2k16

Texenox

In other news, I have a Twitter now. I've mainly been using that now instead of SE so I can finally have a place to shitpost until my heart is content.

Wipqozn

The moral of the story is you all need to read more books

GodEmperorDune

@Texenox well thanks for not shitposting here :)

Texenox

@GodEmperorDune I can certainly try not to, but I can't guarantee anything :^)

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn next you'll tell us we need to be in bed by 8 pm

Texenox

4:44 PM

Here is my Twitter anyways (dank)

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune WEll, if you hope into bed at 8pm and then read for a few hours then sure!

@Texenox You should probably edit that to a different word.

user15026

@Wipqozn I second this.

Texenox

@Wipqozn ...

Wipqozn

@Texenox It's offensive

@Texenox That's not any better

Texenox

@Wipqozn I have autism.

Am I offended? No.

t h e r e

ok, now that that's done

I can only assume nobody will follow my Twitter now because of that.

Wipqozn

4:50 PM

@Texenox I doubt that would change a persons mind from follow ot not follow

Texenox

@Wipqozn My Twitter is nothing but shitposting anyways.

And in this day and age, I doubt that nobody here would say anything along the lines of "you know your tweets are pretty harsh" or something.

user15026

@Texenox Well, they'll follow if it's of interest. I'm not really a fan of shitposting, personally.

Texenox

@Ash Ok.

Sterno

5:14 PM

@badp Hopefully not the Avatar of Bearness

GodEmperorDune

@Sterno your hope is now this bear

3

Nzall

I HATE ANDROID

really, why the fuck don't skype calls get through to this fucking piece of shit

user15026

@Nzall Hello to you too ;)

badp

It's probably Skype

Nzall

I'm pissed, my father has already shouted at me multiple times today because he tried to call me and I didn't answer

Texenox

5:26 PM

@Nzall heretic

Private Pansy

@badp Definitely SKype

Nzall

@Texenox if wanting to switch to an iPhone because then I can use Facetime instead of relying on 3rd grade crapwere is heresy, then I would love to be a heretic because it doesn't involve getting shouted at

badp

@Nzall lol

user15026

It's definitely Skype. Skype is a garbage bucket

Texenox

@Nzall or better yet, just switch to a different Android phone instead of shelling out hundreds for a phone that does jack-shit in comparison :^)

badp

5:28 PM

@Nzall tell your father that if he really needs to get to you on your mobile phone he could gasp place a call

Nzall

Really, once I get a new phone I'll throw this one into the wall as hard as humanly possible

Texenox

Or stop using Skype, even.

badp

like the old fashioned way

Nzall

@badp that costs him money hey says

badp

using a dialer

@Nzall if it's important he'll pay

Nzall

5:28 PM

he doesn't want to pay for calling me when I'm just a floor higher

badp

@Nzall if it's not important, you don't deserve being shouted at for missing calls

Nzall

and he also doesn't want to go and shout at the stairs

RedRiderX

@Wipqozn Yeah that was a crazy time

Nzall

@badp for him, everything he calls me for is important

RedRiderX

They didn't even have Overwatch

badp

5:29 PM

@Nzall well, not enough to pay!

RedRiderX

I'm glad I'm out of there now

btw

I have free time again so is anyone still playing overwatch?

badp

and really I don't see how Facetime would save your skin here

Nzall

@badp he has his phone from work, he doesn't even have to pay for it himself...

@badp Because Facetime doesn't shut itself off after an hour because the OS thinks it's running out of memory

Texenox

@RedRiderX >tfw you've never paid more than £15 quid for a single game

I wish I could try Overwatch already.

Nzall

yep, that's the issue: He's trying to call me with skype, I don't pick up, he starts screaming at me and we're all pissed off at each other for half an hour

and I don't even realize that he tried to call me

badp

5:32 PM

@Nzall so if you think that Facetime is sufficiently memory conservative, and the best thing for you, you really need to hate Apple for not making it available for you.

Nzall

because I never knew that he called me until I pick up the phone and it goes "you have one missed skype call"

badp

@Nzall Why do you have to buy a new phone so your father can save pennies to call you?

Nzall

@badp It's different

Facetime is made by apple, so it's default on iOS and is treated like a default app

Skype, on the other hand, is 3rd party software you need to install manually and gets treated like everything else Android has

Private Pansy

I don't know about Skype, but I have received calls via WhatsApp before and they behave similarly to actual calls

Nzall

i.e. expendable

Texenox

5:34 PM

@Nzall But you do know that this is Apple we're talking about, right?

Nzall

@PrivatePansy Yeah, but they don't come through on my Galaxy S4 with Lollipop

badp

@Nzall so if your father insists that he has to Skype you, you're not better off

Texenox

As in, the "pay three months' wages for a phone that barely ever changes with every new release" company.

badp

if he doesn't, he can call you on Whatsapp

Nzall

@Texenox I actually want to switch to apple myself because I've been intensely displeased by everything Android

badp

5:35 PM

Whatsapp calls definitely just work on an S4

Texenox

@badp Or better yet, Android has its own, if I recall correctly.

Hangouts.

@Nzall How so?

badp

@Texenox Hangouts is not the most reliable thing for receiving calls

Texenox

@badp Ah.

Yeah, in that case, just go for WhatsApp.

Nzall

@Texenox Where the fuck do you work that you need to pay 3X your salary for a 600 EUR phone?

Texenox

@Nzall I was mostly exaggerating.

I don't even work yet, I'm 14.

badp

5:36 PM

@Nzall Vietnam? I guess

Nzall

@toncijukic 1) lack of OS updates; 2) no fixes for security issues; 3) crapware from Samsung; 4) overheating; 5) Samsung feels low quality.

Tweeted by NK_Ikan on June 14, 2016 at 9:27 AM in reply to toncijukic

badp

well yes that's Samsung being the worst Android OEM

Nzall

That's the tweet I made about it on my work Twitter account

Texenox

@Nzall >implying that Samsung is the only company dealing in Android phones

badp

Samsung is garbage

do not buy Samsung

two bugs

5:37 PM

Woo, hit another 2016 fitness milestone! Under 200lbs (90.7 kill-o-grams for you others)

Nzall

Yeah, I understand that by now. Next phone is either Nexus or iPHone

badp

If you need something cheaper than a Nexus I hear Motorola is also pretty close to stock

Nzall

@badp I don't want 3rd party crapware because they got the exact same issues as above

badp

@Nzall I really do not think Android gives any app preferential treatment

if the Android dialer takes too much memory, the dialer crashes

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How can the "Clear The Whole Game Field" challenge be completed?

Am I missing something here or does the game present some different particles after a while which can clear all the present atoms plus the next atom?

atomas

Nzall

5:39 PM

@badp And that's the problem: Android can shut down any app at any point if it runs out of memory

badp

guess what, it's the same on iOS

try using Safari on an iPad 1

Texenox

@Nzall Is that not the same on just about anything?

badp

it will crash half the time for running out of memory

Unionhawk

@badp yes

Texenox

And even if it isn't, wouldn't that be better than keeping everything and making things worse?

badp

5:40 PM

and since it's iOS you do not have a Safari alternative

Private Pansy

@badp Sony is close to stock. Their modifications are actually useful (and not just different for the sake of being different).

Unionhawk

Motorola is pretty good as far as nonsense goes

Nzall

Thing is, I don't want it to shutdown random apps, I want to be able to choose certain apps I don't want it to shut down

Unionhawk

@badp iOS has chrome

badp

@Unionhawk still uses Safari under the skin

Unionhawk

5:41 PM

Welp/wat

Private Pansy

Also, apparently the title for the next episode of Pony is Stranger than Fan Fiction, which made me burst into laughter when I saw it

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk can confirm

Nzall

Also, iOS has a built-in adblocker for Safari. If I want to block ads on Android, I need to root my phone or use a 3rd party browser

Private Pansy

@Unionhawk iOS browsers cannot implement their own rendering engine

badp

@Unionhawk you can ship your own browser for iOS, but not your own Javascript JIT

GodEmperorDune

5:41 PM

@Nzall it doesn't work that well

Unionhawk

Does it replace all ads with Apple ads?

Private Pansy

@badp I thought it was the entire rendering engine, not just the JS or JIT

badp

that requires you to writing to a memory page and then executing it, which is verboten

@PrivatePansy I think Chrome actually had its own everything, but then it was too slow without a JIT and had to fall back to Safari's webview

Nzall

AANYway. I just wanted to get that rant off my chest

Private Pansy

I know Firefox for iOS is just a thin wrapper around webview with bookmark &c. synchronization

badp

5:43 PM

can't find a reference to that anymore

Nzall

I'm buying a new phone this year anyway

djsmiley2k

no ur not

your buying the same phone with likely less usability :P

badp

wat

I thought he said he wasn't buying a new Samsung phone

djsmiley2k

hmmm i need to use the sarmark

boomtish

badp

YOUR SNARK HAS BEEN CORRECTLY IDENTIFIED AND REFLECTED TO THE SOURCE

djsmiley2k

5:44 PM

Phones, like printers, are just terrible technology :/

badp

PLEASE READJUST YOUR SNARK RECEIVER

Private Pansy

@djsmiley2k I wouldn't put them on the same level

djsmiley2k

@PrivatePansy no

but the lack of actual innovation, and giving people what they really want...

Private Pansy

Lp0 on fire

lp0 on fire (aka Printer on Fire) is a semi-obsolete error message generated on some Unix and Unix-like computer operating systems in response to certain types of printer errors. lp0 is the Unix device handle for the first line printer, but the error can be displayed for any printer attached to a Unix/Linux system. The message does not reliably indicate whether the printer in question is actually aflame. == History == The "on fire" message probably originated in the late 1950s, when high speed computerized printing was still a somewhat experimental field. The first documented fire-starting printer...

djsmiley2k

(more battery life).

haha

there is a raid on fire, and cpu on fire errors somewhere.

two bugs

5:46 PM

I think the problem with more battery life is that battery technology sucks and it's not as marketable :P

Private Pansy

I'm sure you might find stories of phone batteries on fire too

djsmiley2k

Also, exploding phones are a thing.

two bugs

Printers are just indefensible though

Nzall

Either iPhone or Nexus, and given my experience with android and the fact that my parents are already in the iOS ecosystem, I have a strong urge to go iPhone7

djsmiley2k

@twobugs if there was a phone that didn't just end up needing harging every night, I'd buy it

charging*

right, daughter bath time, l8rs

badp

5:47 PM

@twobugs a smartphone with a weeklong battery would sell very well

but such a thing pretty much doesn't exist

two bugs

@badp Yes well refer to the first point

Or make the phone Very Big

djsmiley2k

but ... it is marketable

if there was any kind of difference

badp

iOS has very good battery efficiency, coupled with very tiny batteries because OMG MUST BE THIN AS A RAZOR

djsmiley2k

there isn't tho

I don't care about the thinness, so.... as circuits get smaller, surely the battery should get bigger D:

two bugs

I phrased it poorly, I should have said as profitable

djsmiley2k

5:48 PM

I'd happily aceept a phone that's 2x as big and heavy

two bugs

If phones had stayed dumb we'd have better battery life

But there wouldn't be app ecosystems

badp

but you can buy the most ridiculous battery hump

djsmiley2k

the fact I used to have 2 phones (one work) and not have an issue iwth them both in my pocket.

i might look at that then @badp

like expanded huge battery?

two bugs

Other solution: Cargo pants and Cargo shorts become fashionable

badp

@djsmiley2k no, that's not what I mean by ridiculous

two bugs

5:49 PM

I would be okay with this

badp

two bugs

I removed "again" because I think they were always scored

badp

I mean this tumurous mass

two bugs

@badp That's gross as hell

badp

@twobugs DESIGNED BY APPLE IN CALIFORNIA

now that's some 3D touch

Texenox

5:51 PM

@badp what in the ever-loving fuck is that

two bugs

"Help, I'm a horribly misshapen and disgusting monstrosity, but I want to make sure my phone is too!"

badp

@Texenox Apple's own iPhone battery case?

RedRiderX

@badp Truly Apple's greatest triumph.

Texenox

@badp I hope you understand what I was trying to convey by asking.

two bugs

I mean. Just make the whole damn thing the same... dimensions

badp

5:51 PM

@Texenox You were trying to convey a question, yes.

Texenox

@badp ...

comedy

comedy 2016

ok

Unionhawk

pls

two bugs

Why is only part of it extended

@badpls

badp

comedy readings: _____________________________________

two bugs

This is your fault @badp

badp

5:53 PM

I have wrought the tragedy of the official Apple battery case onto your lives

you lived happy lives of ignorance

but now, knowledge will curse you forever more

two bugs

This is like the end of Season 1 in Babylon 5 and all I can say is "Nothings the same anymore"

cc @GnomeSlice @Ash

RedRiderX

@twobugs Wait nvm they don't even try to explain it

badp

@RedRiderX unapologetically plastic™

RedRiderX

badp

RedRiderX

5:55 PM

Now I'm just being mean

@badp Oooh a close second.

badp

WHAT PLEASANT COLOR COMBINATIONS

Texenox

@badp I just followed you on Twitter mate, will you follow me back pls ok thanks

@badp blurgh

RedRiderX

follow4follow

Texenox

@RedRiderX yes mate

badp

with my Twitter account it's more of a follow4block

Trent Hawkins

5:56 PM

@badp The green one and the blue one should swap places...

badp

@TrentHawkins I don't even want to know if you're talking about the cases or the phones

user15026

@twobugs What's like that?

Texenox

@badp Comparing my Twitter to yours, I'm assuming you're probably going to end up blocking me.

ok

two bugs

@Ash This horrible phone case @badp unleashed

badp

@Texenox I don't even know if you're looking at the right twitter account

Texenox

5:58 PM

@badp ?

badp

I didn't get any notification from you

Trent Hawkins

@badp the pictures of them. First one is red with blue circles, then yellow with red... what SHOULD follow is green with yellow, then blue with green. there would be a pattern, but the last two are swapped...

Texenox

@badp ?

Should be @TXX59.

Texenox

@TXX59, United Kingdom

1.8k tweets, 88 followers, following 207 users

comedy genius @badp

badp

OKAY

FIRST OF ALL

how dare yo u

GodEmperorDune

@badp lulz

Texenox

6:01 PM

funni meme

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Transfer minecraft ps4 world to a different ps4?

Okay so me and my brother were playing minecraft on my moms ps4 but then we wanted the same world on our dads ps4,I have a usb but I can't figure out how to do it,I'd appreciate it if someone helped,thank you.