The Bridge

Wipqozn

13:00

@Dr.ZOMBOOS Please stop spamming chats with this. Posting your proposal across several unrelated site chats is not the correct way to promote your proposal.

Sterno

@KevinvanderVelden infant votes best votes

StrixVaria

@Wipqozn @Frank already covered that, but he can now treat this as his Official Mod Warning.

Kevin van der Velden

@Sterno I mean, still have the existing rules but yeah

Sterno

Unless it's a Lifehacks proposal, because spamming chats with lifehacks proposal is itself a lifehack, and thus topical

@KevinvanderVelden 18 year olds are idiots

Kevin van der Velden

4 hours ago, by Kevin van der Velden

Fluttershy

13:03

@KevinvanderVelden This strikes me as a really good reason for parliament to not approve the break. :/

Sterno

The Brexit is stupid but that's terrible logic to apply to who should be allowed to vote.

I validated that flag because I'm a jerk.

Kevin van der Velden

I'm not saying don't allow to vote, I'm saying have their vote weight be relative to the amount of years that they "have to deal with this shit"

badp

@Sterno at some point we don't trust you anymore to drive

Lazers 2.0

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chronicle-runescape

0

Q: How to delete gamer profile Xbox 360?

I can't figure out how to delete gamer profiles off my xbox. I have a few ones that were duplicates and some that aren't used. Is it possible to delete them?

xbox-360

badp

at what point do we not trust you anymore to vote?

clearly hard data shows that you are not doing so with everyone's interests at heart, you juts want to watch the world burn before you die

fredley

13:06

5

Wipqozn

@Sterno He was already suspended anyways. It just got extended by another 30 minutes.

two bugs

I think it's complicated. Old people have a tendency to vote on things that will likely not impact them much before they die, but will have a huge effect on younger people. That doesn't mean we should bar them from voting

badp

or since you shouldn't explain incompetence with malice, they have been fibbed, conned, tricked by those beautiful lies, just like they have in Italy with Berlusconi

much good did that do to us

Berlusoni's hardcore voting segment was the elderly

dunno about Trump

MBraedley

@fredley TAKE THE BOX, TAKE THE BOX! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IN THE BOX, IT COULD BE ANYTHING!

Sterno

Not sure if you guys are seriously arguing this. I don't have time to engage today which makes me sad :(

StrixVaria

13:08

What are the chances Scotland leaves the UK now?

fredley

@Sterno We're not arguing, we're coping with loss

@StrixVaria Very very high

In a couple of years, the UK might not exist

Dr R Dizzle

@MBraedley It could even be remaining a big player in Europe and the world!

badp

dunno if they would want to get the Euro though

@DrRDizzle that's not a thing that you can stuff in a box

Wipqozn

@fredley Wouldn't surprise me.

badp

it's probably a wad of monopoly money

fredley

13:09

5

badp

THAT'S YOUR CURRENCY NOW ENJOY

GOOD NEWS IS NOW THAT PESKY EU CAN'T TELL YOU ANYMORE THAT YOU CAN'T REBRAND YOUR CHEDDAR AS "PARMIGIANO REGGIANO" SO THAT'S GOOD

WHAT'S A "CUSTOMER RIGHT"

Dr R Dizzle

WHAT DID THE EU EVER DO FOR US
Workers rights
WELL OF COURSE THE WORKERS RIGHTS THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING

Sterno

@fredley Oh, right. You're not used to dealing with your country making stupid decisions on a weekly basis.

Dr R Dizzle

You could do the whole Monty Python sketch from Life of Brian like that.

fredley

@DrRDizzle Yyyyyyup

StrixVaria

13:11

@fredley That would be kind of a big deal to live through.

fredley

@Sterno This is a genuinely big deal, on a global scale

StrixVaria

I hear so little about Wales though it feels (from outside) that it's pretty much a part of England.

Unlike Scotland which has kind of its own identity.

fredley

@StrixVaria If it happened, I would very seriously try to be on the other side of Hadrian's Wall if it were to be rebuilt

@StrixVaria Much closer

Dr R Dizzle

@fredley Agreed, which is something I never thought I'd have to consider.

fredley

Wales is much less devolved than Scotland or NI

two bugs

13:14

I'm reminded of British expats living in other countries saying they'd vote to leave because "there are too many immigrants in the UK"

Those other immigrants are bad you see, but not me

fredley

@twobugs The whole thing is tragic

badp

Morgan Stanley has begun moving 2,000 investment banking staff from London to Dublin or Frankfurt, BBC learns http://bbc.in/28RKCl4

Tweeted by BBCBreaking on June 24, 2016 at 12:58 PM

fredley

@badp And so it begins

StrixVaria

England isn't so different from America after all.

badp

And So It Has Come To This™

Sterno

13:15

Worst headline so far: "See EU later"

Frank

Last day of work was Wednesday.

Lazers 2.0

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I have some bad config data stored in Steam Cloud Sync for TF2. I've tried clearing all local files, passing in -autoexec as a launch option, and even doing a complete reinstall of the game and while I can disable Cloud Sync to reset all of my configs, as soon as I turn it back on it downloads m...

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Frank

I'm getting emailed about one of the things I was working on and had handed off.

StrixVaria

Just keep shooting yourself in the foot over and over and over until the whole country is just one giant catastrophe.

fredley

@StrixVaria At being stupid when voting?

Kevin van der Velden

13:17

@Frank last day of work as in from the job or taking a vacation?

Frank

@KevinvanderVelden As in literally last day.

I'm no longer on the payroll.

Kevin van der Velden

So the first, okay

Wipqozn

@badp 'Not even a little surprising. In fact, isn't this exactly what people expected?

StrixVaria

@Frank Then you no longer have any obligation to answer emails.

Frank

@StrixVaria Nope. And if it was my shitty ass client, I totally wouldn't.

fredley

13:18

Everything's going to be fine

4

Sterno

@Frank I can find you some gifs you could respond with

Kevin van der Velden

@Frank What did you say? "Here are my very reasonable consulting fees" insert 10x markup

Frank

@KevinvanderVelden Nah. Just helping the guy out. He's got way too much work already, and this got dumped on his plate, too.

Kevin van der Velden

Ah

StrixVaria

I think if Trump wins the presidency I will respond much like @fredley, losing myself in memes to forget about reality.

two bugs

13:19

@GodEmperorDune @badp I'm planning to stream tonight, any suggestions or requests?

fredley

@StrixVaria It's too early to get properly drunk, and I have to go to a meeting in a bit

Meme's are the best anaesthesia I can get right now

2

two bugs

@fredley I thought you lot were tired of those experts telling you when you can get drink or not?

Yuuki

@fredley Good news is that I might be able to visit for a lot cheaper now.

3

fredley

@twobugs Don't, I'm too fragile right now

StrixVaria

There's a pretty top notch meme on my internal meme sharing thing at work but I can't share it :(

Yuuki

13:21

@fredley An idiot sandwich WHAT?!

fredley

@Yuuki And I'm trapped here forever

Wipqozn

@fredley What's this from?

two bugs

Google developing next generation memes

MBraedley

fredley

@StrixVaria Can you describe it, so I can recreate it?

two bugs

13:21

They're still undergoing R&D, not ready for mass market yet

fredley

@Wipqozn If you don't know, I don't want to spoil it for you

Wipqozn

@fredley ;(

fredley

@Wipqozn (It's Fight Club)

Wipqozn

Oh fight club. I should watch that some day.

Kevin van der Velden

Same

fredley

13:24

StrixVaria

@fredley There is literally nothing Google-specific about the meme, but every page on the meme site says "EVERYTHING ON THIS SITE IS CONFIDENTIAL", so I'm not comfortable even describing it. It is physically painful not to share it, believe me.

Wipqozn

@StrixVaria Clearly we all just need to get jobs at Google.

Sterno

> Earlier on Friday, Trump Tweeted: "Just arrived in Scotland. Place is going wild over the vote. They took their country back, just like we will take America back. No games!"

Well, I mean, I don't know what I expected

Kevin van der Velden

@StrixVaria just ask the person posting it to send it to you via a non confidential method

StrixVaria

@Wipqozn I will laugh about it later with @murgatroid99.

badp

13:25

we export cakes

fredley

@StrixVaria Same as TL, but I would describe a TL post in here if it was funny

badp

This man could be the next Prime Minister. Wow. #EURefResults #DavidCameron #BorisJohnson https://t.co/62HLMOoY3C

Tweeted by DenzilSafo on June 24, 2016 at 7:59 AM

we export the best cakes

fredley

I don't think Google is going to fire you for describing a meme

Wipqozn

@StrixVaria ;(

@fredley sure, but that doesn't risk you losing your job :P

fredley

24 secs ago, by fredley

I don't think Google is going to fire you for describing a meme

Wipqozn

13:26

@fredley They might. YOU NEVER KNOW.

Then they'd have anew meme about that,a nd @StrixVaria couldn't enjoy it

WHAT A CRUEL TRUST OF IRONY THAT WOULD BE

fredley

Hah

Sterno

Did someone say meme?

two bugs

These memes are 30 years ahead of consumer grade memes

fredley

@StrixVaria There are screenshots of memegen all over the web

two bugs

They've been weaponized

fredley

13:27

screenshots

StrixVaria

@fredley But not from me.

fredley

@StrixVaria pls

Wipqozn

@badp Welcome to reality

badp

@Wipqozn AND WE ARE MAKING THE FRENCH PAY FOR THE CAKES

two bugs

Hm maybe @StrixVaria meant "top notch" as in "Notch" from Minecraft

Wipqozn

13:29

This is Fine

►

two bugs

I'm going to unravel this meme mystery.

This... memestery, if you will

StrixVaria

ardaozkal

I SEE MEMES

You must be very depressed if you commit MEMES

Kevin van der Velden

Yes

Not joking, yes

ardaozkal

I can guess

I'm at %2 battery, 50km away from home

Gl me

Gotta get home and prep ads in 1 hour

SaintWacko

13:32

You should get an external battery pack

You can get a good 10000mAh one for about $10

Wipqozn

Well /r/civ is already making jokes

3

Frank

@Wipqozn That's not a deal, that's highway robbery.

Wipqozn

@Frank That is indeed the joke

KutuluMike

> The US Federal Reserve has sought to calm global financial markets ahead of the opening of Wall Street. "Look, we really don't have time to deal with this crisis now", a Reserve spokeswoman said. "We're all busy planning for the crisis that's going to happen in November."

3

ardaozkal

@SaintWacko I have like five, but I forget to top them up all the time. Good thing I apparently have this one with me, at bottom of my bag. 1/4 filled of 1250mah, but should help.

Frank

13:40

@SaintWacko I've got a nice Anker one that lasts freaking forever.

Yuuki

> David Cameron, unificator of Ireland, liberator of Scots.

Dr R Dizzle

> Shagger of pigs.

KutuluMike

@Yuuki Mel Gibson will be playing Scottish hero David Cameron in Braveheart 2

two bugs

@KutuluMike "This time... it's personal"

fredley

BoJo's rise to power surprisingly similar to Frank Underwood's

KutuluMike

13:45

> US banks are being hammered on Wall Street, with Citigroup about 8% lower, Goldman Sachs and Wells Fargo both 5% lower and Bank of America off 5.4%.

Damnit, you guys are screwing with my 401(k).

it literally just recovered from that time that the US banks ruined it.

Lazers 2.0

-1

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minecraft minecraft-commands

MBraedley

Huh, my RRSP is actually up close to 1% since the last time I checked. Mind you, there's next to nothing there, since I cashed out in order to buy my house.

Yuuki

KutuluMike

well, when big-name stocks fall it tends to kick off a buying spree once everything settles.

@Yuuki I knew there was some way to blame Jeremy Clarkson for this.

badp

@KutuluMike why would anyone however buy into the British future?

no one knows how and if they'll trade with the outside world

KutuluMike

13:55

@badp pfft. they're toast, who cares. I'm talking about the US banks.

badp

oh okay

Japanese markets down 8%

Spanish down 11%

France down 7%

Kevin van der Velden

Chines market's holding steady due to being forbidden from opening

KutuluMike

hehe

two bugs

Pear markets up 100%

Particularly this pear

KutuluMike

North Korea markets up as glorious leader claims everything fine, UK still bows down to NK.

Yuuki

14:01

YOUR HOPES ARE NOW THIS PEAR

Dec 30 '15 at 23:14, 7 minutes total – 20 messages, 6 users, 0 stars

Bookmarked 11 secs ago by Yuuki

For posterity.

badp

Italy down 10%

two bugs

Glorious leader Kim and Wise leader Trump shall prevail

MadMAxJr

So does the UK get half of the EUs stuff in this divorce?

StrixVaria

Dr R Dizzle

@MadMAxJr It's more like;

Studoku

14:05

51% of my country are drooling imbeciles and need purging

anyone else rioting tonight?

two bugs

Why would you check in a project with all of the files it uses? That'd be stupid.

Dr R Dizzle

@Studoku No, because I'm British. We don't do that.

StrixVaria

@DrRDizzle I've seen videos about your hooligans.

two bugs

Does the UK have any natural born citizenship stipulations for Prime Minister?

KutuluMike

Dizzle is going to go crazy tonight and not drink tea.

two bugs

14:07

Asking for a friend named Donald

Dr R Dizzle

@Studoku I will, however, be writing a strongly worded letter of complaint.

Wipqozn

@StrixVaria This isn't a football game, though

MadMAxJr

Well if you're not going to riot, I assume you're going to at least have tea and not offer any to the guests.

badp

the bank I used to contract for opened at -30%

they now climbed up all the way to -20%

"HAPPY TIMES"

Kevin van der Velden

That's good right?

KutuluMike

14:07

@DrRDizzle ITYM "I will be queueing up to write a strongly worded letter of complaint."

Kevin van der Velden

Or at least, not as bad as it was earlier

badp

@KevinvanderVelden define "good"

earlier it wasn't losing anything

now it's losing 20%

I'm more worried about my ex-coworkers tho

Kevin van der Velden

Also we need to kick @Jochem and @FAE

badp

?

FAE isn't British

fuck that

StrixVaria

Should old people's votes count for less because they don't have to live with the consequences for as long?

badp

14:09

FAE isn't british, small-b

there I fixed it

Unionhawk

What's the difference between british and British?

Kevin van der Velden

@badp yes but they haven't yet filled in the thing

badp

oh ok

@Unionhawk it's nationalities that need the uppercase initial right?

Ronan

Mystery thing?

SaintWacko

@Unionhawk British is a nationality; british is a state of mind

Kevin van der Velden

14:10

@Ronan boardgames and such

In meat space

two bugs

@StrixVaria No, but it's a fuct situation

Ronan

@KevinvanderVelden Ewww.

Unionhawk

So, like, the difference between art and ART.?

or

Kevin van der Velden

@Ronan urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=meatspace

Ronan

@KevinvanderVelden I know what it means, that's the gross part.

StrixVaria

14:11

@twobugs I just saw a breakdown of brexit vote by age, and also happen to have seen stats on Trump popularity by age, and as a young person (comparatively) it just feels like old people are trying to give one last "fuck you" to everybody before they're gone.

two bugs

@StrixVaria Yeah, I agree

badp

@Ronan knowledge is gross? I KNEW IT, YOU TREACHEROUS SCUM!!!!!!!!!!

two bugs

I don't think depriving them of the right to vote is okay though

Yuuki

@StrixVaria It builds character.

Dr R Dizzle

@Yuuki "Look sweety, this may seem harsh, but living in a post-apocalyptic wasteland will teach you a thing or two"

Unionhawk

14:13

Plus, it would cause some kind of confirmation bias about the violence inherent in the system against the """""""silent majority"""""""

two bugs

I think we need to culturally address people having Really Awful Opinions

StrixVaria

@twobugs I wasn't actually serious; obviously that kind of suggestion isn't tenable, but man old people suck.

two bugs

But that's easier said than done

@StrixVaria Agreed

Tim Stone

A Leave voter tells @5_News that she regrets her choice: "This morning the reality is actually hitting in." https://amp.twimg.com/v/7b0bb47f-6655-435a-8906-99529534de58

Tweeted by BuzzFeedNews on June 24, 2016 at 2:08 PM

^ These people are the worst

two bugs

I couldn't really tell because people were actually saying old people shouldn't vote during the brexit debate

Kevin van der Velden

14:14

@TimStone yes.

two bugs

@TimStone What the fuck is wrong with these people

Unionhawk

2 hours ago, by Unionhawk

Also, I'm very happy this has been pulled out into a separate video

two bugs

"I voted for it because, you know, I didn't want it to win or anything"

Kevin van der Velden

I VOTED FOR YOU TO GET FIRED (out of a cannon) BUT I DIDNT WANT IT TO WIN OR ANYTHING

Ronan

@TimStone I posted an identical tweet earlier but the stars list has been fast today.

4 hours ago, by Ronan

Leave voter on BBC: "I'm shocked & worried. I voted Leave but didn't think my vote would count - I never thought it would actually happen."

Tweeted by LauraTopham on June 24, 2016 at 8:36 AM

Tim Stone

14:16

Yeah, that's just one of many unfortunately

Kevin van der Velden

ALL OF YOU ARE FIRED

(still out of a cannon)

Tim Stone

The one you posted is worse though

Like it's literally a direct vote

You can get away with the "my vote doesn't matter" thing in the US a bit if you're in a non-swing area

SaintWacko

@Ronan What an idiot

Tim Stone

But if you have a direct vote, your vote obviously contributes to the outcome

More from my 12k referendum-day poll on how leavers and remainers see the world differently: https://t.co/VgQ7Z6v9XK

Tweeted by LordAshcroft on June 24, 2016 at 10:10 AM

Oh good, on top of the expected factors The Internet is still responsible for corrupting the world

Ugh, I should get ready for work

two bugs

@TimStone I can't

No

That's absolutely horrible

Kevin van der Velden

14:19

On non saddening things: I'm watching a clip about 3 ultra widescreens together, and VR is just so much better

ardaozkal

ok, last 40 mins

prepping MM live ads

Unionhawk

Oh right I need to prepare a pin

Ronan

10

ardaozkal

@Unionhawk STOP

I HAVE ONE READY

Kevin van der Velden

No.

ardaozkal

14:21

FROM YESTERDAY

*from wednesday

fredley

Ronan

"What is the EU?" is the second top UK question on the EU since the #EURefResults were officially announced https://t.co/1q4VAX3qcm

Tweeted by GoogleTrends on June 24, 2016 at 11:25 AM

fredley

Completely polarised

Yuuki

'Surge' in searches on Irish passports, says Google

Ronan

Those searches are all from Ireland and England.

Wipqozn

14:25

@fredley What even the fuck

NO SURPRISE

two bugs

@Ronan Uh

MadMAxJr

I guess Scotland will back out of the UK next.

fredley

@Ronan Missing the red diagonal stripes for some reason

Yuuki

Ronan

@fredley Yeah, there's a bunch wrong with the actual image.

Kevin van der Velden

14:27

@fredley probably resized with pixel sampling to a smaller size?

fredley

Watch this video and try not to say a swear word or shake your head. https://amp.twimg.com/v/7b0bb47f-6655-435a-8906-99529534de58

Tweeted by SimonNRicketts on June 24, 2016 at 2:14 PM in reply to SimonNRicketts

Impossible

Sterno

Is the audio on that awful or is it my PC?

Wipqozn

@fredley I don't understand how people can be so stupid

I just don't

fredley

"I've reformatted my EU, and now it shows up missing 1 GB"

Kevin van der Velden

@fredley wait, this is the second time I'm viewing it and I just realized she wasn't a white person. WHY DOES ANYONE WHO ISN'T A FRICKING PASTY WHITE BRIT VOTE FOR "BREXIT"

Sterno

14:29

@fredley That woman should never have the opportunity to vote again

ardaozkal

@fredley sigh

Sterno

She didn't even offer up "I was drunk but I'm sober now"

GodEmperorDune

@fredley what in the fuck

fredley

@GodEmperorDune you failed

Ronan

Oh good. It's get drunk at work day. Good timing.

5

ardaozkal

14:33

fredley

@ardaozkal is....is that ftp?

ardaozkal

yes

because I hate you all

it isn't even ftps

fredley

@Ronan It's gf's birthday, we're going to get thoroughly trashed

inb4 drunk fredley

Unionhawk

@Ronan Wait what

Why am I not British right now

Ronan

@Unionhawk Last friday of the month is payday, work also supplies alcohol and snacks.

Unionhawk

14:35

wat

Yuuki

@KevinvanderVelden "Just a prank, m8"

Kevin van der Velden

sets @Yuuki on fire

ardaozkal

@Yuuki NO

Yuuki

> Found this regarding Brexit impact on European Football. From the article:
FIFA Article 19: International transfers can't be completed until players turns 18. For transfers within EU or EEA, age criteria is reduced to 16.
Losing the Article 19 exception would also affect UK clubs’ abilities to qualify their EU players as homegrown for the purposes of UEFA competitions. While it would still be possible for a UK club to qualify a EU player as homegrown, the window for which to accomplish this would shrink considerably if the Article 19 exception were lost.

two bugs

@Yuuki Hahahaha

fredley

14:37

@Ronan pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CluG13zXEAAKNDM.mp4

Ronan

@fredley Pretty much.

ardaozkal

wha

ok

fredley

@Ronan Oh, it doesn't loop

Ronan

@fredley I turned on looping for you.

badp

@Yuuki yeah the Premier League is fucked too

fredley

14:43

@badp We won't leave the EEA, we just won't

However, I would have said that about the EU not long ago

badp

"We won't leave the EU"

fredley

11 secs ago, by fredley

However, I would have said that about the EU not long ago

badp

leaving the EEA is required if you really do want to get rid of those "burdersome regulations" and finally taking control of your future

by giving up your sovereignty in new and exciting ways in new and exciting proprietary trading deals

fredley

"Get him out" comedian Lee Nelson thrown out of Trump press conference after tossing golf balls with Nazi swastikas https://t.co/s89v5F9anf

Tweeted by NaomiOhReally on June 24, 2016 at 12:16 PM

ardaozkal

15 mins until MM

donate early for a chance to get a free tshirt

fredley

14:45

@badp Yup, but the referendum was on the EU, so we can give the people that, but not actually change our economic relationship with Europe, because that's actually quite important it turns out

Unionhawk

@ardaozkal Is MM doing shirts? I don't see a link or anything

I know Zeldathon and GDQ partners with The Yetee

ardaozkal

@Unionhawk no purchasable shirts

ALSO I'LL DO IT

Unionhawk

ACCEPTABLE

Sterno

@fredley To be fair, that's a valid reason to eject someone

Unionhawk

Yeah

Also I don't know which zeldathon shirt I want... hmm

fredley

14:48

@Sterno Oh yeah

But he's got balls for doing it

And he threw them at Trump

Unionhawk

HamStare @fredley

Sterno

TIL it's possible to get golf balls with Nazi swastikas on them. Why am I surprised?

Kevin van der Velden

I mean, you can get pretty much anything custom printed

And only germany makes it illegal to make that kind of stuff

Unionhawk

Hmmm

badp

@fredley I mean yes the referendum didn't ask about the EEA. However the main reasons for leaving the EU require leaving the EEA; otherwise you might as well stay in the EU

ardaozkal

14:57

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Dr R Dizzle

@badp Maybe that's why the referendum ballots specifically stated that we'd be leaving the European Union then? For leeway?

ardaozkal

^pin - thanks

fredley

@badp Naaaaaaaah.

Unionhawk

I'M A PROFESSIONAL, I'M ON IT

I think I can still technically consider myself to be a professional

YOUR HOPES ARE NOW THIS PEAR

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