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12:02 AM
@Frank could really use a 3D printer
 
@GodEmperorDune job title of "Consultant" apparently means 'Expert in everything' :-P.
 
@Robotnik lol
 
you have to be an expert at everything to be able to consult them about it right?
 
@Robotnik Hey, me too!
Well, not really release
 
12:10 AM
@ardaozkal Got one.
 
Nice! Do you ever use it to print parts?
 
@Robotnik Yep. aka: "You pay me lots of money to do whatever."
@ardaozkal Would, if I could be bothered to model them out.
 
I need to model up some casings for my speakers
And then have them printed
Then polish and paint them
 
12:31 AM
:(
that is ~98.6F
 
@ardaozkal it was 114F yesterday here
 
This is in my room.
Outside gets over 120F
 
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I want to stayyyyyyyyyy
But real jobbbbbbbb
:(
 
Okay. Looks like I'm working on my model.
 
@Ender wait, do you not live here?
 
12:45 AM
@Unionhawk If I do I forget my house key always. I'm logged into the site most of the time but I forget about The Bridge constantly
 
It has begun!
 
@Ender set it as one of your home pages that opens when you start your browser
 
Figuring out how to compact a three wire connector is going to be interesting.
Two is easy: center peg and ring around it.
But three? No idea.
 
@Dragonrage I have 3 stackchats pinned
 
Ooo, humble Sonic bundle sounds like a good time
 
12:55 AM
@Dragonrage I've already done this to Arqade as it is, why I haven't been intelligent enough to do it to bridge as well probably has something to do with being American. >.<
 
@Ender I doubt being American had anything to do with it
 
@Unionhawk niiice, buying
 
So there'll probably be a giveaway stream sometime or something depending on my Internet since I already have adventure 2
On two platforms even
 
man, stripe is awesome
I hope more websites use it
worst thing about it is that not every website can use it. Only ~20 countries are supported to sell (but most if not all countries can buy)
 
1:14 AM
-1
Q: How do I test when a player moves forward?

hyperviper11I'm working on a one command creation called Magical Weapons. There's a weapon called the Reverse Crystal, and it basically reverses the movement. If you move +1 on the x-axis, you are teleported -2 on the x-axis, and so on and so forth. But how do I test for when a player moves, like +1 X or -1 Z?

 
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Q: Darksiders - Save force me to redo all the story with the freedom of Samael

jy95I succeed with the defeat of the second "Chosen" but I got a problem. When I return to Samael , He is locked and his gardian is here like the first time. Here is my save : http://getwebb.org/v/j1VkXso0 How can I ever fix this bug ?

 
oh @LessPop_MoreFizz i went to a city council meeting yesterday. sadly no one brought up the pressing issue of the mcrib
 
1:29 AM
Damn it @Dragonrage, I wanted to be in bed reading by now, not writing up an answer to your question!
CURSE YOU DRAGON, CUUUUUURRRRRRSSSSEE YOOOOOU
 
@Wipqozn does saying it reaaaaallllllyyyyyy slowly give it more emphasis?
 
@Wipqozn you could just not write up the answer to his question
 
@Dragonrage yes
@GodEmperorDune It's too late. I already posted it.
I'll need to review it and edit it tomorrow, because I need to leave
GOODBYE FOREVER BRIDGE
4
 
@Wipqozn good riddance
that @Wipqozn guy is so lame
 
@Wipqozn you misspelled a word.
Don't worry, i fixed it for you
 
1:34 AM
also it looks like @Wipqozn stole most of @Yuuki's comment for his answer
 
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Q: Why should I attack the leg of the dragon?

l IWhen fighting a dragon, I can either aim for the whole dragon, or pick a specific leg to target. What are the benefits of attacking the legs? Does it matter which one I pick?

 
@Wipqozn hey
step down while at it
so they get cool mods like that guy @ardaozkal
Today in sleepy photoshops
 
So, the game Limbo is currently free on Steam. http://store.steampowered.com/app/48000/
 
Fine
 
@Chippies I booted it up earlier (but didn't play because I need to find my controller) and was surprised it at least supported borderless fullscreen
Then I tried borderless fullscreen, and immediately lol'ed
 
@AshleyNunn I'm still going to try and correct it
 
1:55 AM
Because it didn't work, it just threw the game into a not-correctly-sized window
 
but yeah. Although I didn't quite tell her the entire truth about why yet
 
@TimStone was it... borderful?
 
but I don't think she will mind
 
funny how kickstarted projects are so hit or miss
 
best thing about self-hosted imgur is:
 
1:56 AM
@GnomeSlice without knowing the full medical details, that sort of thing usually fixes itself over time if you give it a chance to recuperate
 
user15026
@GnomeSlice makes sense and it is likely a good thing to do, but I am glad that you talked to her and stuff.
 
@GodEmperorDune Yeah, well "time" sounds like it can be anywhere from 6 weeks to a year
 
@ardaozkal self hosted imgur?
 
But I'm definitely never watching porn again ever
 
@GnomeSlice like was there a crunch and horrible pain?
 
1:57 AM
@GodEmperorDune No
 
May 19 at 21:01, by GodEmperorDune
@ardaozkal again with the homebrew imgur?
 
I'm so confused, but happy to stay that way
 
May 18 at 18:00, by GodEmperorDune
@ardaozkal my work network blocks your homemade imgur
May 20 at 22:08, by GodEmperorDune
@Nzall he uses some homebrew imgur that most work networks block
 
@Chippies his buddy erdo blocked imgur in turkey
 
@GnomeSlice everything in moderation. I give you couple of weeks
 
1:59 AM
6-12 weeks seems to be the normal range
 
@GodEmperorDune so, it's a self hosted image server, not imgur, right?
 
apparently you can continue to bang during recovery though, just no self flagellation
And I'm not sure either of us can really wait that long so we're probably gonna give it a try
this is just really shitty
 
@GnomeSlice in any case, taking things slow can be good. and there are many other things to do with a significant other that don't involve your injured area
 
We were gonna go to a movie last night and then get drinks
and we just skipped the movie and spent the whole night at the bar talking
it was awesome
 
user15026
@GodEmperorDune so much this.
 
user15026
@GnomeSlice That does sound rather great
 
> but there can be a good month of flatline [no libido] before you get there.
 
@GnomeSlice there is also a sub
 
that's the part that sounds really shitty
@ardaozkal yeah, nofap
 
yeah, many tips on that too
 
2:02 AM
> More than a few take 3-6 months, or longer to regain erectile health. Recent rebooting accounts indicate that young guys who started on high speed Internet porn at an early age can take 9 months or longer, and will continue to experience improvements for months after the return of healthy erections
6 months wtf
> The vast majority of guys we encountered needed only 2-3 months to fully recover.
 
kadsjasidjasidjasidjasidj]
 
user15026
Unrelated but I made a delicious dinner tonight and I am proud of that. (I generally cook a lot but I generally don't cook dinner during the week in any real sense because I get home late but this whole weight loss adventure is making me cook more dinners)
 
I should probably still go see a doctor
 
I dropped my ereader, and pretty sure it's broken
 
Isn't it past your bedtime turtle
Oh rip
 
user15026
2:04 AM
@Wipqozn oh nooooo
 
it was quite the drop apparently. The back is all off, and scree nisn't cracked but is all fucekd
 
@GnomeSlice *fully* recover
 
user15026
@Wipqozn Once the screen goes, yeah, you gotta replace it
 
user15026
if it's got lines all over it or the graphics are weird or whatever, it's hopeless
 
user15026
(I have replaced SO MANY because of that)
 
2:05 AM
This is terrible
 
you should see the effects in about a month
 
I wast rying to adjust a pillow when I dropped it
 
@Wipqozn did it still have warranty?
 
user15026
@Wipqozn That's so awful
 
user15026
Are you mid-book? :(
 
2:05 AM
@ardaozkal no,but good though
 
@GnomeSlice that might be a good idea, i'm not sure how legit the site and a reddit sub are
 
@AshleyNunn almost done book 3 of a 4 book series
yeah it's dead
time to start looking at a replacement
 
user15026
@GodEmperorDune Yeah doctor might be best
 
user15026
@Wipqozn What did you have?
 
user15026
I have a Kobo Glo and I like it a lot
 
2:06 AM
ouch
 
@AshleyNunn A Kobo something or other
 
my pc is finally dying
my display driver crashes every few minutes
(not driver related- probably hardware aging)
 
@ardaozkal since you have a laptop, dust can cause all kinds of crap
 
cleaned
 
@Wipqozn They should make a Kobo LD
 
2:09 AM
@Wipqozn Anyone can join the ptr
 
May 19 at 15:44, by ardaozkal
Fuck fuck fuck fuck my French press fell onto my laptop
I cleaned it about a month ago, when this happened
 
@AshleyNunn I'll probably buy a Kobo Glo
My library is already in Kobo, plus support Canadian company.
 
user15026
@Wipqozn I love the Glo because I like reading in bed and stuff without needing to keep my overhead light on
 
@AshleyNunn Don't all ereaders have a backlight?
Like shouldn't that be a standard feature by now?
 
user15026
You would think
 
2:11 AM
and I think Kobo Glo is what I currently own. I just don't remember.
 
user15026
but I know the lower end Kobos don't
 
user20683
@GnomeSlice excellent
 
I got it for $50
 
this is still pretty scary but at least i know she's not gonna like dump me over it...
at least not yet
 
also not to get too weird @GnomeSlice, eventually it becomes more about the journey and less about the destination, you and your SO should be having fun the entire time so its not like the whole thing was a waste if one (or both) of you don't get to the finish line.
 
2:12 AM
yeah I know
 
buddy of mine woks at Target (well, when they existed in Canada), and bought a bunch of them when there marked for seasonal clearance (so about 60% off). He sold it to me at cost to him, which was rad.
 
user15026
@GodEmperorDune This forever.
 
user15026
@Wipqozn That is amazing.
 
> Little or no contact with real partners usually mean longer. Guys who started porn early, and have experienced little or no sexual intimacy, need to rewire their sexual arousal to real partners.
argh
ugh i can't think about this any more
 
user15026
The Zeldathon stream is reading donations with helium voices righ tnow
 
2:12 AM
forget that site
 
user15026
I can't take it seriously
 
try this
(it has worked for me for similar things)
 
I think I'm an edge case
 
one time, focus entirely on helping her out
 
well
 
2:13 AM
@GnomeSlice remember my messages. Stop worrying about it.
 
like don't even worry about your stuff at all
 
I'm not like panicked about it any more
but it's still crappy
 
it'll only make stuff more awkward.
 
@GnomeSlice I'm not sure what's going on but it sounds shitty, and I hope it getsbetter
 
also despite what movies and porn and whatnot show, it is not going to be amazing all the time
 
2:14 AM
I'd buy a kobo but they don't ship to turkey
 
@GnomeSlice you're not an edge case
 
same with kindle
 
@GodEmperorDune hey now, I'll have you know I always get a "Great" rating when I hand out Comment cards afterwards!
 
:/
 
@ardaozkal They might be Canada only
 
user15026
2:15 AM
@GodEmperorDune My general rule is you need to be able to laugh about it because sometimes it will be super ridiculously awkward and bad but that's okay
 
and that's not a reflection on you, your partner, your relationship, or anything like that.
 
9 months wtf
 
user15026
The right partner will laugh and work with you
 
@AshleyNunn yes that is very true
 
well I'll be buying one of these tomorrow
 
user15026
I've had some SUPER BAD encounters and I have had some that should have been bad but weren't because my partners were all awesome about it (and trust me, any gender can have things not work)
 
@Wipqozn is it "great, it's finally over"?
 
but they probably wouldn't care about warranty. Also it costs 430try wtf
 
@AshleyNunn yep yep
 
Porn really raises your expectations of sex far too high and the real deal just can't live up to it. The first time I had sex, I couldn't finish and I was somewhat disappointed by that and the fact that it didn't feel as amazing as I imagined it would
 
2:17 AM
okay time to go cry myself to sleep
 
you quickly get used to it though and it feels good anyway :P
 
user15026
@Wipqozn aww, turtle :(
 
Man I have so little context for this conversation
@AshleyNunn MANY TEARS
 
@Wipqozn We're so lucky
 
user15026
@Wipqozn offers you the good Kleenex with the lotion
6
 
2:18 AM
@Wipqozn your tears are so delicious, much like this pear
 
3 years WTF
 
@AshleyNunn HAhaha
 
yesterday, by GnomeSlice
Porn should be banned
context starts there
 
@AshleyNunn D:
 
@GnomeSlice look, that site seems like bullshit to me
 
2:18 AM
reaches for the eject button
 
I mean, he is canadian after all
they are nice people
 
@GnomeSlice stop reading that website
 
user15026
@TimStone I actually dont like those Kleenex they make my nose all sneezy and sad
 
@GodEmperorDune these are all like accounts from people who went through it
 
user15026
so that's why I am giving them to @Wipqozn
 
2:19 AM
Oh well that sucks
 
@GnomeSlice 3 year is max.
 
@GnomeSlice you might not even have it
 
@AshleyNunn man, given the other conversation going on, this could be read in the wrong way
4
 
On very edge cases
 
I'M TIRED AND FILLED WITH SORROW
 
2:20 AM
@GodEmperorDune pretty sure
 
like extreme neckbeards :P
 
@Wipqozn THAT IS EXACTLY HOW I READ IT
 
@TimStone Next on Discovery Channel
 
@TimStone I BLAME EVERYONE BUT US
 
@GnomeSlice i have consumed a tremendous amount of such things and gotten through it
 
user15026
2:20 AM
@Wipqozn hence why I was SPECIFIC about what part of you they were FOR
 
@GodEmperorDune how tremendous
if you don't mind me asking
 
@GnomeSlice at peak, maybe 4 or 5 times per day
 
for how many years
 
@GnomeSlice the whole thing is probably made much worse because you think you have it and you keep worrying about it
 
The moral of the story is just have the awkward conversation with your Doctor instead of reading about stuff online, and now I'm going to bed
 
user15026
2:21 AM
@Chippies This.
 
@GnomeSlice most of college
 
user15026
It's basic psychology.
 
try like 5 years
 
user15026
The more you anxious the more you will anxious
 
@AshleyNunn I'll second this
 
2:22 AM
@AshleyNunn and anxiety is a surefire way to prevent things from working
 
user15026
@GodEmperorDune Yep.
 
@GodEmperorDune Which will then make you both more anxious
 
@GnomeSlice since we're all sharing now, 10'ish years
 
@GnomeSlice ok 4 years compared to 5 years
 
user15026
@SaintWacko I have spent a lot of time in anxiety boot loops, its unpleasant
 
2:26 AM
the point is that you want to focus on something else to trick yourself into forgetting all about the anxiety and then when you're not paying attention it sorts itself out again
so focus on your partner, focus on math problems, focus on literally anything else
but you have to give yourself something to focus on, your brain doesn't work when you tell it "don't think about X" because immediately it thinks about X
 
(Also don't end up on anti-depressants because they cause their own problems. You all are also the worst, for the record)
 
@TimStone I probably seriously need anti-depressants tbh
not taking atm but severely depressed
 
Are we talking about how long people have watched porn? O_o
 
@Fluttershy yes
 
If you're feeling severely depressed you should definitely get a consultation, there are a ton of things you can do to help. Managing your expectations is helpful, too. I have a history of overcommitting myself
@Fluttershy Excellent, our subject matter expert is here
 
2:32 AM
@Fluttershy oh just watched? I figured it was taking action during the watching
 
@GodEmperorDune Well, that too, I guess.
 
Apr 9 '13 at 3:33, by Fluttershy
@LessPop_MoreFizz I dunno. There was that one time I accidentally posted porn in here.
#neverforget
 
See? We all have our @WipqoznsSocks (WHY IS THAT A PINGABLE THING) moment.
 
Oh
Argh
 
(cc: @Wipqozn)
 
2:34 AM
Too many devices
And too many chats
 
@TimStone I thought that was @RedRiderX
 
@GnomeSlice Unrelated to porn, but Jim Sterling posted a video about Dead by Daylight if you want to see what the gameplay is like.
@GodEmperorDune I think he did it too.
 
@SaintWacko so, if I ping you, do you get an orchestra of pings?
 
@GodEmperorDune Everyone wants a claim to fame
 
@Chippies No, everything but my desktop is muted
Just wait until about 3AM
 
2:36 AM
@SaintWacko that's no fun :(
 
Then I'll have my Surface, my desktop, and my work laptop up
 
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Q: Yu-gi-oh GX : Tag Force 2 how can i duel with dark magician girl?

Engkus KusnadiI played Yu-Gi-Oh GX: Tag Force 2 in my PS2, and one time i see dark magician girl stand accross the river (near waterfall) , i want battle or talk with her but i can't because the river block my way. How can i talk/duel with her? is there a secret path?

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Q: No more custom skins for alex?

LexRex97Okay, so i play on a fairly small server that just reset to 1.10 on June 18th. Nobody has had problems with their skins until now. It seems as though the alex skin wont allow custom skins and when you try to debug online or re- upload it from my account, it refuses to load up the custom skin. I a...

 
thanks guys, now this page will show up when people google "ardaozkal" "porn"
oh wait
 
Anyway I'm pretty sure that in my college days I would win any sort of porn watching contest
 
@GodEmperorDune it's a lose/lose
 
2:37 AM
@ardaozkal not when you're the one winning
 
@ardaozkal yeah I think it's more like everyone wins
But then the cleanup :/
Hey wait @ardaozkal didn't erdo ban porn? Are you going to get in trouble for talking about it?
 
@GodEmperorDune not like I watch it!
 
Yep! *hides folders*
 
Still, nothing is as weird as coming across someone else's stash. Especially when they are the star. AKA this is why I never help people with issues on their personal computers anymore
 
2:44 AM
ALWAYS add a 250gb bitlocker partition to every computer you set up.
 
This incident predates bitlocker
 
that is why bitlocker was invented
 
Back in my day it was truecrypt
 
@GodEmperorDune went through the banned websites list. Seems like most of it is indeed porn.
 
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@GodEmperorDune I am so glad the only things I ever touch on a computer is a web browser or their email program settings
 
2:52 AM
@AshleyNunn web browser and email can be a danger zone too. Especially when people don't know about incognito mode
 
user15026
@GodEmperorDune So far I've been safe
 
user15026
It helps that the web browser is just to go to the router settings usually
 
@Wipqozn and @Robotnik Sorry I'm still banned on the Arqade, but here's a really late congrats for getting moderator. Was rooting for you two the most.
 
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Q: DO YOU NEED A HACKER?

Levi SmithHire from Haxxor for all forms of hacking. PROOF of access before any payment is made. Spy on cheating spouses (emails and mobile phone)/ Change grades/ Clear criminal records/ Public and private databases/ Private investigations/ All forms of social media hacks (Instagram/twitter/facebook etc) C...

 
2:54 AM
@Lazers2.0 loool
 
Argh mods, you are too fast! I need my marshal helpful flags
 
@GodEmperorDune same
 
@AshleyNunn are you still playing kol? I'll send you some fun things I have a ton of
 
@Lazers2.0 "Clear criminal records" ouch
 
@ardaozkal it sounds like an uplink mission
 
2:58 AM
well good luck
if cleaning criminal records was so simple, every forgot word would be out there
inmate? prisoner?
nah
 
@MadMAxJr Well now I'm annoyed. For most of the game, I had more Rot than the King.
But I couldn't get Rot Victory because I could never roll the one Rot die I needed for the peril to actually get into the Palace.
 
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@GodEmperorDune I am! I just haven't had a lot of time lately
 
And then River wins because the King's down to 1 health and her stupid ability.
I made four attempts to enter the Palace and failed all four times. Against a Spirit Peril. As Sana.
 
@AshleyNunn ok, I think you'll enjoy the things I send. They have a literary bent
 
user15026
@GodEmperorDune yaaaay
 
3:06 AM
man, I need a new computer
I need an AC
* I need to freelance
 
3:24 AM
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Q: Why does my Minecraft keep crashing?

blessmepatdWhenever I try to play on the hypixel server it always stays on for a split second then it goes black and comes up with a white background with a bunch of words. This happens for all worlds and servers I go on... Please help? Heres what it looks like.:((

 
3:40 AM
Bryan Cranston cast as Zordon in Power Rangers movie http://lat.ms/28LeYo4 https://t.co/dX2EPblM2T
 
4:35 AM
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Q: Render Minecraft structure files (.NBT) as an image

IceMetalPunkThe Minecraft NBT format is quite simple to read. However, what's the best way to take an .NBT for a structure file and render it to an image in a program-automatable way? The only way I can think of is to rebuild a Minecraft renderer from scratch which reads all the model and texture files and r...

 
5:27 AM
0
Q: Arqade versus game forums

narawagamesIs there really any advantage to asking a question here on Arqade Stack Exchange instead of the dedicated forum for a specific game or game company?

 
6:06 AM
0
Q: Minecraft 1.10 Not Switching To Forge

Tory FoxWhen I open up my Minecraft launcher, it seems to work fine. However, when I try to change my profile to Forge, it stays on Minecraft 1.10. When I launch Minecraft using Forge, it still stays on Minecraft 1.10. Please help.

 
6:23 AM
anyone know where i can buy a legit copy of win7 or win8.1? google only shows retailers of dubious reputation
 
@GodEmperorDune microsoftstore.com
Oh you mean older versions of Windows
 
yeah i can only find win10 in teh official store
 
Hmmmm. Amazon has it, but they are all third party
No idea if the same Amazon guarantees apply
 
i'll investigate, thanks
 
Also, NewEgg - newegg.com/Product/…
But these are OEM versions, which has more restriction than retail versions
 
6:29 AM
@PrivatePansy yeah i checked newegg, i think i'll need to do retail
 
i dont understand why people never switch to s76 to kill double pharahs
 
my wife hates windows with a passion, but she needs it to run some proprietary work application
 
her laptop is too weak
it can't even run a win10 bootcamp
and she is adamant about not buying a new cheap win10 laptop
 
They're not that much more expensive than getting a copy of Windows, to be honest
 
6:33 AM
i know it :(
 
@GodEmperorDune Bootcamp? It's an old MacBook?
I don't honestly think Windows 10's hardware requirements are that much higher than older version of Window's
 
@PrivatePansy 13 inch macbook pro early 2011
according to the bootcamp system reqs, it can do win7 or 8, but not 10
 
Huh. Have you tried Windows 10 anyway?
Hmmm. I think I can get a genuine copy of Windows 8.1 through my school
It's not technically speaking legal to use it for non-educational purposes, but eh
 
hmm i might as well give win10 a shot
 
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Q: Is it worth keeping Aerondight on New Game+?

dsp_099The description seems to imply it adjusts damage to the current level; is there better gear (or rather same gear but with higher stats) to be found on NG+?

 
6:58 AM
wat
> Buy with confidence from Joan's Best Deals an Amazon Authorized Microsoft Seller. This is a Brand New OEM COA for windows 7 professional that support both 32 & 64 bits.You will receive an actual brand new OEM COA with keycode bundled with FREE Ryloon (R) Stylus Pen & Jesus mousepad. Software DVD not included
 
Jesus saves (your wrist with our padded mousepad)
 
Lol
That's quite a combo
 
7:17 AM
ugh fuck amazon, these sellers son't say if its OEM or retail, then i get conflicting reports in the comments
 
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Q: How to load Fallout 4 saves from my PC?

AllochroicScadenThe title might be a little confusing, I will try to elaborate on it here. So I have Fallout 4 on Steam, and I had been (Now disabled) using Steam Cloud to sync my saved games. I kinda like accidentally load the previous saves instead of the latest one and the game saves got overwritten. I know t...

 
7:45 AM
@GodEmperorDune ... The real question should be "how can one sell an OEM software license as a retail one".
 
@GodEmperorDune can you accept friend request on steam?
(not related to jesus mousepads and retail windows 7 keys)
 

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