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00:07
you mean the fact that someone knows what IPv4 is but has never heard of ping ?
00:24
@KutuluMike More like the instant that answer got accepted, the asker got all of a sudden got enough rep to upvote, and now all the answerer's content has been upvoted.
Except his downvoted question. It seems miiiighty suspicious.
@Frank indeed. I leave the modflagging flagging to you.
@GnomeSlice Dead by Daylight is pretty damn fun. It's really tense when you're a survivor, and fun playing the killer. I am terrible at both though.
00:58
@badp Because Chile soundly defeated Mexico in a soccer match?
MEXICO IS SENDING THEIR WORST FOOTBALLERS
AND MAYBE SOME ARE GOOD
BUT THEY'RE JUST NOT GOOD FOOTBALLERS
oh god. here is a tip: ";" != "Íž", here is a proof (check stdout) ideone.com/EIVMUi
01:24
0
Q: How to TestFor Player on certain block?

user151694I am creating a map where the player can only step on certain blocks and if he/she steps off they die. How do I run a testfor where it tests for if the player is on the path, and if the player goes off of the path. Any help?

@ardaozkal string equivalence is fun times
@ardaozkal If C# is anything like Java, this is because each one is a separate instance of a String class and == compares to see if they're the same object in memory, not that they have the same value.
In Java you'd also expect that to be false, but ";".equals(";") would be true.
You're probably doing dumb unicode stuff then.
01:40
I guess that's why one of my habits when I read 2 strings and think they're the same but my code is telling me they're not is to copy/paste one to the other and try again even if it doesn't look any different.
I blame unicode. Exactly same look, yet so many borked code.
01:50
That's why you should use the semicolon key on your keyboard instead of copying semicolons from the Internet to end statements in your programs
Also, in C#, ";" == ";" should actually be true. C# has operator overrides, and == is overridden for strings
@murgatroid99 Good to know.
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Q: Clash Royale: Getting cards from shop on a lower arena

Guy named JonI'm usually at Arena 4, then I got higher to 5. I got the wizard and the zap. However I dropped back to 4. I wanted to get more 'Zap's which is in Arena 5 but its not possible in chests as Im in a lower arena. Is it possible to get them (Zap) in the shop on a lower arena (Arena 4).

One caveat: brief research indicates that the runtime uses the object's static type to look up operator overloads, so if you have two strings declared as object, == may not compare them correctly
02:11
WTF, my Logitech keyboard settings are gone!
@MBraedley :/ happens to me too. sucks
My mouse settings are fine though, which I find odd.
Anyways, can't stay, need sleep.
Porn should be banned
This is fucking up like a whole generation of men
PIED
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Q: Tag change request: agar to agar.io

Timelord64When it first came out, there was a small debate on the real name of agar.io. The URL for the site clearly listed it as "agar.io", however, the ".io" was also a visible byproduct of the site being hosted in the Britain Indian Oceania territory. As such, we settled for the tag agar. If I remember ...

@GnomeSlice yes
02:21
and it takes like months to cure apparently
@GnomeSlice New GradeAUnderA
I am probably about to enter my first relationship, with a seriously great and attractive girl and I'm probably gonna disappoint her so bad in bed that she's gonna dump me bc of this garbage
steam, nao
like what the fuck am I supposed to do, tell her to wait like 4 months while I try and reboot my brain or whatever
user20683
@GnomeSlice learn to use your fingers
user20683
02:26
like seriously
user20683
I could offer pointers but I'd have to ban myself
Good short term solution I guess
user20683
@GnomeSlice always a good solution
But this is fuct like I don't think I can even get it up any more
And I'm crazy into her
user20683
@GnomeSlice go see a doctor
02:27
PIED is a real thing
user20683
there are a multitude of solutions
They will either tell me it's pied or give me like cialis
user20683
no, like go see a urologist
user20683
cialis works nicely I hear
What a fucking shitty way to start off a relationship
I doubt she'll stick around...
user20683
02:28
@GnomeSlice honestly, if you're basing a relationship on sex, it's not real
Trying to pretend it's not important though is just silly
user20683
companionship, communication, mutual respect
user20683
not saying it's not important
user15026
Dear the new Kirby Robobot game how is the fire spitting enemy spitting fire under water how is that even a thing I mean really
user20683
but the more you worry about it, the harder it will be or rather less hard but I digress
user15026
02:29
Oh, sorry. I'm interrupting. A thing.
I'm so fucking terrified because tomorrow might be our first night depending how the date goes
user15026
Talk to her about it?
user20683
like seriously, talk to her about it, be honest with her
user15026
Like maybe okay you might not want to be all omg laying it all out and I get that, but a little honesty goes a long way
user15026
I'd honestly respect any partner more for it.
02:31
what if she cuts it off before it even begins
this is scary shit
She's gonna be so disappointed and that's not fair
user15026
Honestly, if she does, that's her problem. I know that sounds less than stellar when you like a person and want to do the things with them but like...if that's a deal breaker, that says more about them than you.
fuck fuck fuck
I can't just be like hey maybe we can fuck in a few months when my dick works again I kinda broke it with porn
user20683
@GnomeSlice is the only thing worthwhile about you your penis?
I'm having like a panic attack
@WorldEngineer No, and she seems to really like me
user20683
because that's bullshit and you know it
02:35
So i do not want to fuck this up...
user20683
right
I like her a lot
user20683
so therefore, don't worry about it
user15026
@GnomeSlice step one: deep breath. In through your nose, out through your mouth. Nice and slow, until your brain settles.
how can I not worry about it
user20683
02:35
less worry = more relaxed = more blood in places = well....
user15026
@GnomeSlice start with that. Start with the hey I like you but yo just so you know sex might not be a thing. Don't even go into the specifics at first if that's too much. Just get the conversation started.
It only barely worked with the last girl I did it with and she tried to tell me it was okay but i could tell she was disappointed
user15026
@GnomeSlice that I can't solve. Brains are shitty things. I'm not telling you not to worry, because I know that's a pointless exercise, your brain is going to do that regardless.
My brain is where the problem is
user15026
@GnomeSlice talk before things get sexy, that will make it easier.
02:37
dopamine sensitivity or something
user20683
to quote Day9, "it's all chemicals"
user15026
@GnomeSlice I know. But trust me, the more anxious you are, the less anything will ever get better, because so much is just learning to relax. :)
It's gonna be fuct I have been on edge like all day
maybe if I had gone cold turkey a few months ago when that other girl left I'd be cured by now
this is so fuct
how do you do that panic thing again
I can't find it
got it
user15026
What panic thing? I can try to find what you need
the breathing thing
user15026
02:40
Ah, yes.
user20683
@GnomeSlice I recommend tibetan bowls
they need to fucking bam Penn if it can do this to you
porn
user20683
@GnomeSlice Alcohol can do plenty of harm too
user20683
it's all about moderation
some people can take like a year to recover what the fuck
user20683
02:41
and not using it to substitute for real things
@GnomeSlice It's gonna be ok. You can take things at your own pace for now and see how things go going forward. You don't have to jump into bed any time soon with her, and when you do decide to, you can take things from where they are and work with the situation at that time. But it will be ok. Work for now on building a good relationship in other ways
user20683
I've never had sex on the first date
user20683
or the second
user20683
or the third
user20683
or the 4th
user20683
02:42
or 5th even
user20683
I take my time
user20683
woo her
user20683
be romantic
Well, we made our in the middle of a rave on our first "date" on friday
obviously theres a spark
user20683
@GnomeSlice so build a strong fire
02:43
What if she wants to
user20683
cultivate it
I mean I do too
user20683
then do what you can
user20683
listen to her
I can't wait like a year and I can't expect her to wait either
user20683
02:43
@GnomeSlice then you work through it together
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Q: Can Lucio's Speed Boost Increase Fire Rate?

KaizerwolfI want to assume the answer is no and that I'm just going crazy. I just lost a match in which a Reaper, in the kill cam, seemed to be firing much faster, as well as moving faster. There was a Lucio using speed boost at the time. Is Lucio ever able to increase fire rate?

user20683
if this works out, it's not about you
user20683
it's about both of you together
this girl is like 19 she's probably got better opportunities
user20683
@GnomeSlice maybe
user20683
02:45
but maybe not
user20683
you'll find that stopping beating yourself up will go a long way to helping
It's not a psychological thing
I mean it might have that now
but not last time
with the other person a couple months ago
user20683
I am balding
user20683
quite badly
and she liked me anyway but she was like 27
user20683
02:46
so?
user20683
age means little
when you're 19 you wanna fuck
i think I'm gonna faint
user15026
Okay. You need to do something that isn't this.
user15026
You need to step the heck away and just breathe and do something else for a while. Shoot some stuff in a video game or something.
maybe I should just call it off before it even starts
user20683
02:50
@GnomeSlice or you can quit belly aching and go through with things
user20683
be a man about this. Being about is so much more than getting it up
user20683
and if that's all you think it is, you've got a lot to learn boyo
it's not
but I already know I'm a decent person
user20683
@GnomeSlice right, so go be that decent person and don't worry about it
user20683
and let things develop naturally
user20683
02:51
force nothing
user20683
value everything
user20683
especially the small things
Can confirm most of what @WorldEngineer is saying here. @GnomeSlice, deep breaths. You're overthinking.
it won't just magically happen if i stop worrying about it
user20683
@GnomeSlice it could and totally will/might
user20683
02:53
but putting yourself on edge, will raise your blood pressure
user15026
@GnomeSlice but worrying is totes not helping. Trust me.
user20683
will making it hard to be hard
user15026
As a lady person trust me there is more to sex and junk that just tab a slot b
user20683
that's definite science unlike the dubious science of that site
my brain receptors are fuct or something and all the research I've been reading indicates it will take months to correct
user15026
02:53
Breathe. Walk away. Stop reading about it at least for tonight.
user20683
@GnomeSlice go talk to a real doctor instead of the internet
I'm seeing her tomorrow!
user20683
@GnomeSlice be romantic
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Q: Background went black after update

Rhonda ScottThe background on all of my worlds went black right after I updated. Daytime has a constant black shadow across my worlds, limiting my sight till I walk up closer to things. The nighttime is impossible to see and get around. I am using my same Android Maxx phone

user15026
It might take a while to figure out, sure. But trust me getting yourself into a stew over it is not going to make it better,
02:54
You know I am
user20683
dress nice, get her to talk about what she likes, hold her hand
thats the part I'm good at
I guess
user15026
@GnomeSlice that's an excellent start then!
user20683
@GnomeSlice then you will good at the other part when it comes down to it, because if you really listen, even if you can't make it to the trial of the masthead as it were, you'll still have smooth sailing
it's supposed to be fun and spontaneous, like our kiss the other night it was incredible
user20683
02:56
though unless you're into BDSM, you might want to avoid her if she goes "bring forth the prisoner"
this is going to be clinical and shitty
user20683
this is going to be fine if you let it be fine
and she just texted me "itll be a great night"
gg im fuct
user20683
@GnomeSlice and it will be
user15026
Dude. Seriously. Breathe. Trust yourself. Honesty and things are best.
user15026
02:59
Be yourself, do the hand holding or whatever, see where it goes.
user215373
hi
user215373
some one here on coc
Welcome @Dr.ZOMBOOS. Pay no attention to my crazy rambling.
user215373
lol
user215373
@GnomeSlice are you on coc
03:02
Command on Conquer
user20683
@Ktash Clash of Clans
user20683
I had to look it up too
user215373
yes
Cibbles Orange Crispy
@WorldEngineer I like mine better :P
user215373
@Ktash not at all
03:04
Castles on Cocaine
Alright, I'm done
user215373
no clash of clans
@Dr.ZOMBOOS @Dragonrage
user15026
@Ktash this feels like it could be some sort of candy
@Dr.ZOMBOOS I play a little bit of CoC; what's up?
@AshleyNunn Or a really weird flavor of bacon
03:08
@Ktash that doesn't sound like a bad name for a gag indie game
user15026
@Ktash that too!
I need to go get some groceries, but it is going to be very busy because it is Sunday night. Someone should go get me some milk. 2%, none of that water they pass as "skim" :P
@GnomeSlice did you buy obey yet? want to play it sometime?
I didn't
waiting for sale
user15026
@Ktash that reminds me I need milk too
03:16
what am I gonna do :(
@AshleyNunn Pick me up some... oh wait, you get bags of milk. Nevermind
@GnomeSlice you are killing yourself. you need to calm down before anything.
user215373
hmmm
user15026
@Ktash it's okay I have a spare milk pitcher you can have
Ehh, maybe. I need two gallons... oh wait... :P
user215373
03:20
@John what is your leage in coc
@Dr.ZOMBOOS dunno about john, but I'm gold 3, what about you?
user15026
@Ktash milk conversion is trickier than I thought
Also ugh a so dev was going to invite me to docs.se but I guess he forgot. Would it be rude to remind?
Someone pinged?
@Dragonrage I did
20 mins ago, by Dr.ZOMBOOS
some one here on coc
03:22
Oh. Yea I play CoC. What's up @Dr.ZOMBOOS
3 mins ago, by Dr.ZOMBOOS
@John what is your leage in coc
also this
@AshleyNunn 5 and a half milk bags. That's what I would need if I were to shop in Canada. 5 and a half milk bags
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Q: Losing lives on candy crush

janet fredaI have a lot of friends who give me lives it shows that I have several and when I hit candy crush under my Facebook it does not add them and they are gone. What happens to them?

0
Q: Are all end games build in diablo 3 uses set items?

Jim ThioI used to be a level 180 diablo 3 barbarian. I used barbarian because I want to leech. I just want to survive and let someone good deal damage. Then I joined a clan. Some high level member of the clan walk me through grf. Within 1 hour I reached level 260. Then I saw set items. I thought I am...

I'm currently at gold 1 so I can barch but have been as high as masters 1
user15026
@Ktash hm. That's a little hard to do.
03:26
@AshleyNunn You're telling me
That is not enough milk in that bag.
@Dragonrage btw I'm testing a new town design, can you review it?
You get milk in a bag?
@ardaozkal yea I'll look at it when I get a chance. Just stopped for a driving break. On my way home atm
@Dragonrage Seems so
user15026
Only for 4L and that's 3 bags
user15026
2 l and smaller is cartons
user15026
03:31
Why it is 4L in 3bags I don't know
Wikipedia lied to me then. My calculations are wrong
ok gtg
6:30am
So two 4L. Or 6 bags then
> The technique used to pour milk from a square milk jug is different from that of a traditional milk jug. A Sam's Club representative suggests "tilt it slowly and pour slowly" and a dairy owner in Yerington, Nevada, where some square milk jugs are filled, described the pouring technique as "rock-and-pour instead of a lift-and-tip".
This is why square milk jugs are evil. No one knows what that sentence says
Alright, I'm done again. No more Milk container talk from me
user15026
American milk sounds weird. Like there is different types of jugs?
No. There is one type of jug. All other jugs are inferior. Namely, the "square" jug which was an attempt by corporate America to force inferior products on us. But we rose up and said, "Nay. We shall not have your silly square jugs. They are terrible to pour as demonstrated by your need to hold classes on how to pour them. Leave our milk alone"
03:41
@arda it looks decent but I haven't been that th for a long time. Tapout would be better to ask
@AshleyNunn I mean pint quart and half gallons are in cartons, but gallons are all basically slight variations of each other. Some are a bit more rounded others are more squarish but they are all basically the same.
user15026
Milk is serious business.
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Q: Diagnosis PS2 lens issue

alexI'm having a ps2 SCPH-39004 fat. it only reads one game (Gladiator) and for other games show disk read error screen . i tried to clean lens , adjust lens height through two related screws . also turned lens potentiometeres clockwise a bit.but no luck. how may i troubleshooting my ps2? (i don't h...

I realize now that half the people in here have no idea what a pint is.
It's the future tense of punt
When would you ever need to use punt in a future tense?
user15026
03:50
It is a measure of strawberries.
> You didn't punt me into next week you're just going to pint me next week instead
I have not made the proper progress towards going to get groceries as I need. And I blame you all
user15026
We are terrible.
04:09
It is an eight of a gallon.
04:21
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Q: Would like some orange guns

Elijah RippeeI'm a level 11 playing as zero and I only have two purple guns and an orange grenade mod bouncing bonny but I want some fast guns that deal loads of damage any farming location would be good as long as there in my level radius also I don't have any dlc so take that into consideration

0
Q: It is a good idea to purchase Classic card packs with real money in Hearthstone?

ElektroStudiosI'm a novice player in Hearthstone game; I've been reading most of the articles in this site: http://hearthstone.gamepedia.com to understand how the game works and what can offer me the game features, such as expansions and card packs. Maybe first of all I should clarify that I never spent money...

05:21
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Q: Skyrim Thieves Guild Bug

Unannoying_NaviI know my game is glitched, because its been well documented on every wiki and forum I've looked at but I need an answer. I've gone through all the mainline quests, killing mercer, returning the skeleton key, and doing side quests until I've completed all the special quests in windhelm, White R...

posted on June 20, 2016 by idadkins

Fast Muscle Development - Incredible Weight-Gaining Methods For Hardgainers! Do the right Exercises Some exercises are more effective than others. Two of the best workouts are squats and deadlifts, that'll work lots of muscle tissue out and help you see results quickly. Just ensure that you do compound exercises too so that all-the muscles are given an exercise that i

> Research suggests that if house cats were large enough that they would, in fact, attempt to eat us
06:20
0
Q: What is the definition of an "objective kill"?

KevinAt the end of a match, the game lists off a number of statistics for my performance, including "eliminations" and "objective kills." The second number is usually (always?) smaller than the first. Based on the in-game scoring notifications, an elimination happens when you do damage to a player w...

06:41
0
Q: Join a tribe as admin - Ark Survival Evolved

Jacques KoekemoerSo yesterday on my single player game I stupidly left my own tribe. The issue is that all the structures and Dino's were set to tribe owned and not personal owned. How do I force to join the tribe again? I have tried all the possible relevant commands in ShowMyAdminManager. I have also typed ou...

0
Q: Is there any clue as to who the owner of the "Elite Knight Armour" Set might be?

BenIn Dark Souls, whenever you find set items on a corpse, they can be sometimes linked to other NPCs in the game. Some examples for this are Black Iron Tarkus: After you summon him to fight the Iron Golem, along the path into Anor Londo, you find a shattered window, revealing a path along the ra...

07:26
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Q: Class Synergies in Grand Kingdom

NevhisThere are plenty of classes in Grand Kingdom. Are there any synergies that one should consider when creating a group of 4? It is obvious that there should be something like tank + healer + damage dealer, but what about combninations of specific classes? At the moment I always use a combination ...

08:13
Oh for fuck's sake
@PrivatePansy wat
Chat flags
For the use of the f word
the f word being flag, of course
Flag this. Flag that. Flag everything.
... for the quoting of "fuck", in one case. Seriously people ...
08:18
♪ everything is flagged, when someone says "fuck" ♪
(to the tune of everything is awesome)
08:36
0
Q: Movie theater standees

Anthony LockheartSo I was at the movies today and not too long ago I went to see xmen apocalypse and I saw today while going to see another movie that they have those cut out stands. I was wondering if there's anyway to buy those from a person or maybe paying the theater or giving to me? ,does anyone know where t...

08:47
0
Q: Is it viable to tank with heavy armor without the Quen shield?

kotekzotI'm working my way up to being able to wear the Ursine heavy witcher armor in the hopes of being able to stop spending most of my stamina on casting Quen and use some more interesting signs, however even when fighting weak enemies in medium armor Geralt gets stun-locked easily as soon as Quen bre...

09:02
0
Q: How do I fix problem with sticks, doors, wool appearing as black square in inventory

DawnI have just updated Minecraft Pocket edition on my Kindle fire HD7 and in my inventory certain items like sticks, wool and doors are appearing as just a black square in my inventory instead of the picture of the item Eg/ stick or door. Also when I plant seed to grow wheat it's appearing as black ...

10:00
@PrivatePansy So Mighty Delay #9 finally has been released? Didn't even notice, lost track it after the third "the release date is a lie"
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Q: Overwatch PNG, RTT and IND: How they affect gameplay experience

FlawOn PC, when CTRL-SHIFT-R is pressed, PNG, RTT and IND appear. I suppose PNG stands for ping. What do RTT and IND mean, and how do they translate to gameplay experiences? Are the numbers related like for example PNG = RTT + IND ? By that I mean to ask, what happens when: PNG > RTT > IND PNG > ...

10:33
@PrivatePansy prom night has come
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Q: How to get Gamma case?

Leo the lionAs there is new case in CSGO (Gamma Case) and it has some good skins but its like damn hard to get. I have been playing from weeks still i did not get neither i have seen any of guy getting this so is there any specific rule to get this or we have to play Competitive match for this? I think its ...

10:54
@PrivatePansy Much disappointment. Much sorrow.
You know, the good news is that at least folks aren't being disappointed now. We all saw a year ago this was going to suck. Oh sure, maybe we had some false hope it would not suck, but alas, it was not true hope.
I'm not sure if suffering the disappointment a year ago is much different from suffering the same disappointment now
@PrivatePansy Don't use too much logic, @Wipqozn's just trying to talk his way out of being sad.
@PrivatePansy well because it's not really disappointment if you expect thing to be terrible
11:10
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Q: My Minecraft skin has been turned inside out

legopower30My Minecraft skin is completely black except I still have my old skins hood.and when I look inside myself I can see my skin.it is really weird here's a screenie it is the best picture I could get.

> The U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) is planning to change cannabis from a Schedule 1 to a Schedule II drug, August 1, a DEA lawyer has told the Santa Monica Observer.
awwww.
its all a lie
Just a few more days until the steam sale (starts thursday)
11:31
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Q: I have bought Skyrim on CD, yet Steam is saying I have to buy it

DootI bought Skyrim on CD a few months ago and had no trouble playing it, Steam recognized that I had purchased it However, my computer crashed and I had to reinstall everything. In the time between the computer crashing and me reinstalling, a friend shared their library with me and Skyrim also ha...

@Wipqozn ooh, I'll not be at home for most of the steam sale then
MY WALLET IS SAVED
@fredley Thoughts on Infinifactory?
realizes steam no longer does flash sales and despairs again
@Wipqozn Great game
@fredley cool. Noticed it was made by the same folks who made Spacechem.
and I still need to finish spacechem actually
> Prior to SpaceChem, Zachtronics released several freeware games, including The Codex of Alchemical Engineering, the predecessor to SpaceChem, and Infiniminer, the game that started the "block game" genre.
oh yeah, forgot they were the ones that made the original minecraft clone
11:45
@Wipqozn "original minecraft clone" i.e. the game that inspired Minecraft in the first place.
@StrixVaria yeah, that's why it's the original one
It's not a "Minecraft clone" if it came before Minecraft :P
@StrixVaria pretty sure it is
@StrixVaria Stop feeding the trolls =p
(also I'm joking,since it might not be clear, since I've seen folks actually refer to itas a minecraft clone)
wel not folks, kids
11:46
@Wipqozn Same as Tetris.
and kids don't count
12:02
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Laravel

Proposed Q&A site for developers of Laravel, the PHP framework for web artisans.

Currently in definition.

12:23
FML
Oh, that doesn't include the estimate of 22 hours remaining, either.
And I think I'm going to have to ask for my old keyboard back. I don't like the feel of this one.
Although the new monitors I got with my new workstation are nice
Bah, still no spell checking.
4 days until mario marathon
2 days until unikitty
user15026
@ardaozkal this doesn't need a countdown.
Oh, and since they're replacing the floor in my project lab, I now have a jet engine of a server in my office.
(In addition to the noise created by the floor replacement.)
I knew I should have just called in sick today.
I miss the days when the computers in the office had fun names. Mine used to be Gemini, which is oddly appropriate.
Oh hey, the transfer's complete!
12:54
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Q: If I choose a Legend instead of a custom deck, how is the deck constructed?

OrangeDogSome possibilities I could think of: Fixed deck per Legend Random deck from a fixed pool of cards Random deck from all the cards you own But I cannot find any information on which (if any) it is, and haven't played enough to eliminate any options.

I like how the last message in election chat is who won and then nothing

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