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murgatroid99

9:00 PM

@badp What platforms/browser version are you targeting? I think ES6 has generators

Yes it does

GnomeSlice

► Exclusion - Wonderland [Simplify]

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Lazers 2.0

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Q: If you escape Zarya's ultimate, is it possible to get caught in it again?

There are a few heroes who are able to escape Zarya's Graviton Surge ultimate after being caught in it, including Reinhardt (through Charge) and Reaper (through Wraith Form). If I escape Zarya's ultimate using one of these characters, is it possible to get caught in the ultimate again if I get t...

overwatch

badp

@murgatroid99 yes I meant that yield

except they seen inside out

GnomeSlice

How do you stuff and grill a Portobello cap

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice you detach the stem from the cap, put stuff in the cap, then put it on the grill

but heat should be on the lower side or it will burn

Sepia Lazers

9:10 PM

2

Q: Prevent Markdown from turning links into other links

This happened recently, and tripped up the mod who reviewed the flags. Can Markdown be prevented from linkifying text which is itself a complete, and different url? I mean, it's just amending a regex, how hard could it be?

feature-request markdown

badp

I always think I want coroutines and realise I actually want futures instead

Dragonrage

@GodEmperorDune do portobellos have a peelable layer of skin? normally when im roasting like stuffed peppers, its fine to burn them, because the top layer is all that burns and is easily peelable

badp

I need to spend more time with this topic

Dragonrage

@badp are you sure you dont actually want cofutures?

GodEmperorDune

@Dragonrage its more that the texture gets nasty if they are too hot

badp

9:12 PM

@Dragonrage no I want futurines

They're cuter

Dragonrage

@GodEmperorDune i havent had that problem, but i dont think ive grilled portobellos

also i normally grill peppers not mushrooms

@badp a good a reason as any

ardaozkal

TEKKEN 7

GodEmperorDune

@Dragonrage my in laws like to grill mushrooms. they generally do it at the very end of the barbecue, when the coals are almost dead

Frank

Interview and errand running complete.

Dragonrage

@GodEmperorDune hmm, well i almost never grill with coals anymore.

@Frank how'd the interview go?

Frank

9:15 PM

@Dragonrage I think it went well. Didn't last long.

About half an hour.

GodEmperorDune

@Dragonrage the flavor is so much nicer but yeah, its a pain in the ass to clean up

Dragonrage

thats fairly short

@GodEmperorDune it also takes quite a bit longer to use. propane is just more convenient

@Frank your avatar looks kind of similar to @SepiaLazers, and it confused me for a brief moment.

GodEmperorDune

@Dragonrage yeah, coals are a multi hour investment

Frank

@Dragonrage Your image filters need some work. :P

Dragonrage

@Frank yea, probably right. ill go get some coffee, maybe that will help

GodEmperorDune

9:19 PM

ugh, i really want some good coal fired barbecue now, thanks @Dragonrage

Dragonrage

i dont think being dyslexic affects my image processing, so I cant really use that as an excuse

@GodEmperorDune happy to help :)

GodEmperorDune

also @GnomeSlice (who originally prompted the discussion) my in laws don't stuff their mushrooms, they just grill it and let the juice collect in the caps, so i'm not sure how the stuffing changes things

Dragonrage

@GodEmperorDune what do your outlaws do?

GodEmperorDune

@Dragonrage rob stagecoaches

Dragonrage

If your spouses parents are fugitives, would you call them inlaws or outlaws?

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GodEmperorDune

9:24 PM

i'll just cc @uni for the requisite "get out"

KutuluMike

Executing Brainf--- at Compile Time with C++ Templates

^--- why?

Dragonrage

@GodEmperorDune my job here is done :)

oh also cc @Wipqozn because he will like that joke

Wipqozn

@Dragonrage Pure brilliance.

Unionhawk

@GodEmperorDune I will be out of the office for a dive trip and have limited capacity to use chat. For immediate assistance, contact @Wipqozn.

Dragonrage

@Wipqozn i thought you would appreciate that

Frank

9:30 PM

Bad puns are bad.

You should be ashamed.

murgatroid99

@badp There are some good JS libraries with promises, which are basically futures

Wipqozn

@Frank No they're the best

Dragonrage

@Frank a pun being bad is a requirement of it being good.

Frank

@Wipqozn You are objectively wrong, so therefore this is also wrong.

murgatroid99

@KutuluMike A Brainfuck interpreter is a good way to demonstrate Turing completeness

Dragonrage

9:32 PM

@Frank no, no, no, no, @Wipqozn is the worst, @uni is wrong

GodEmperorDune

@Dragonrage oh that reminds me, i should turn isuniwrong.com back on now that the election is over

Frank

@Dragonrage And for the time being, @Wipqozn is both the worst, and wrong.

Dragonrage

#learn2meme

Unionhawk

See, @Frank has adjusted to @Wipqozn filling in for me

Dragonrage

@GodEmperorDune yes, yes you should

Frank

9:33 PM

Of course, that part turns off once @Unionhawk is no longer required to offshore being wrong.

Unionhawk

It's not offshoring if it's on the same continent

It's just outsourcing

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk i think even from US to canada is offshore even though its the same continent

Frank

(Quiet, I'm making an allusion to @Wipqozn being off-shore tech support)

Wipqozn

Oh I get it

That's funny

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn because nova scotia is an island?

Wipqozn

9:35 PM

@GodEmperorDune Nova Scotia isn't an island, it's a peninsula

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn not for long! MWAHAHAHAHA

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune FOR A FREE AND SOVEREIGN NOVA SCOTIA

Unionhawk

cc @fredley

GodEmperorDune

oh noes, what did you do to tim horton's?

cc @fredley plus some words because i think he set up a filter for plain old cc @fredleys coming from me and @uni

Unionhawk

I'd believe it

I'd do it

Wipqozn

9:38 PM

I HAVE MY REASONS

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn because mods and RO can still see it?

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune No

Just needed to confirm something I already knew

GodEmperorDune

you diamonds are a cruel lot (except for @AshleyNunn of course)

Dragonrage

Apr 5 at 17:14, by Dragonrage

GnomeSlice

@GodEmperorDune This sounds better and easier

Dragonrage

9:39 PM

cc @Frank

Frank

@Dragonrage /ignore

Yuuki

@Dragonrage Expect people to punish you for your art.

Dragonrage

I think he is jealous of my humor skills :P

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice also i found this

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Q: How to grill portabello mushrooms properly

Recently my girlfriend and I tried grilling (over an open flame, like BBQ) some portabello mushrooms for burgers. We failed miserably :( The mushrooms were soggy and raw at first. After grilling them for a while, they were dry on the outside and a bit raw inside. How can I grill them so that the...

grilling mushrooms

Unionhawk

@Wipqozn that a copyright blocked video doesn't onebox? Or

Lazers 2.0

9:45 PM

0

Q: High upload usage by Minecraft client

I played vanilla Minecraft (survival) with a friend over the internet. He is hosting the server. We played about 8 hours than the game began to lag. According to my router, the client seems to consume about 150-200kbit/s upload inside a cave. But if I'm in the near of our farm with the animals (5...

minecraft

MBraedley

Lawn: mowed. Pack for my friends wedding this weekend: barely started. Bought gift certificate and card for friends: about to go out and do.

MadMAxJr

I don't see overwatch on that planner.

GodEmperorDune

@MadMAxJr yeah, @MBraedley should mei-k time to play overwatch

MBraedley

@GodEmperorDune I don't have time!

Frank

10:02 PM

And another interview tomorrow morning. Yay?

Dragonrage

@Frank good skill

Frank

@Dragonrage Recruiters.

I'm being super lazy.

Dragonrage

@Frank good skill is my alternative to saying good luck. i picked it up from my time in marching band

the thought was, we shouldnt have to rely on luck to win the competition, but rather that we should have a good display of our skills that we learned and honed

Yuuki

Well, I don't think the saying is meant to imply that you should rely on luck, only hope that luck doesn't screw you over.

GnomeSlice

Mio Yiannopoulos is very pro-gun. Barf.

Dragonrage

10:09 PM

apparently some other people use this phrase as well gordontraining.com/leadership-training/…

GnomeSlice

Is Brexit a new pokemon or something

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KutuluMike

yes. it's a cloudy type pokemon that evolves from the eu

GnomeSlice

The Financial Argument for #Brexit (#VoteLeave #VoteRemain #StrongerIn)

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This is all very confusing

Also looks like he made a mistake right at the start, which is even more confusing

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice the concept or the argument for britain to leave the EU?

GnomeSlice

@GodEmperorDune just all the political stuff

Scientists really don't want to leave

Yuuki

10:16 PM

Define "scientists" because I really don't think the opinions of biologists, physicists, or even computer scientists matter when it comes to financial and political issues.

I mean, yeah, I don't think Great Britain should leave the EU either.

GodEmperorDune

nor do i, but its not like i have any vote in the matter

Yuuki

Same here, but the Fed is apparently concerned that there's a chance of GB leaving.

And if the Fed is concerned, that means it's going to affect us.

GodEmperorDune

of course it will affect us if they leave

Yuuki

Nationalism is so weird now that all this globalization has happened.

GodEmperorDune

yeah, isolationism doesn't really work anymore

not without massive disruption

murgatroid99

10:20 PM

Globalization isn't really complete, and we haven't been interconnected enough long enough for it to feel natural, I think

Yuuki

@murgatroid99 Hurry up and tell your bosses to take over the world so we can concentrate on becoming a spacefaring civilization.

I wanna vacation on Europa or Titan before I die.

murgatroid99

@Yuuki Actually, that's SpaceX's job. The "spacefaring civilization" part, not the "take over the world" part.

GodEmperorDune

the chat latency from europa is gonna suck

Yuuki

@GodEmperorDune Can't be any worse than mobile chat used to be.

murgatroid99

Though, if anyone was going to create spaceship AIs, I'd put my money on us

On the other hand, Microsoft kind of called dibs on that already

Yuuki

10:24 PM

That CGP Grey video on left/right brains reminded me of a thought I had where, in the future, everyone would grow up with an AI companion.

GodEmperorDune

@murgatroid99 i'm sure MS will drop the ball and you can sweep in with a better product

murgatroid99

@GodEmperorDune Or another messaging app. You can never have enough messaging apps.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Do bosses respawn in Dark Souls?

Apparently all ordinary enemies respawn, but so far I haven't encountered a boss that respawns, mini-bosses included.

dark-souls

Lazers 2.0

10:37 PM

-1

Q: Can somebody point out my laptop's bottleneck?

I have this laptop and I was wondering what the problem with it is because I am getting 15-30 fps average playing TF2 with tons of lagspikes. (That's with Linux (Xubuntu), because Windows was like 10 max). Changing the resolution has negligible effects, and changing the graphics settings does not...

team-fortress-2 linux

Yuuki

Hmm... now that I think about it, Discord and Mumble are terrible names for team voice chat software.

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki its an ironic name

ardaozkal

@Yuuki slack isn't a good name for a productivity related chat app either

Yuuki

@GodEmperorDune Ironic naming is the worst naming.

ardaozkal

StackOverflow is not a good name for a developer help platform

still, they all sound cool

Lazers 2.0

10:48 PM

0

Q: Xbox signing into minecraft

Hi guys I'm trying to sign into minecraft pe edition and it's not working my Xbox live account world fine I trying signing in in Xbox.com and it works so what can help me sign into minecraft pe So can some one plz help me?

xcom-enemy-unknown

Dragonrage

i should reject anonymous edits adding a bunch of info to questions, correct?

Yuuki

Reasons why you try to learn what's burning before you try to put out the fire.

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki to be fair, the fire did go out at the end

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How soon does the plot of land letter arrive for morthal thane?

how soon does the letter to buy a plot of land (for morthal) arrive to you after you've become thane of morthal? (this is for people who have the dlc "hearthfire" or just know the answer in general.)

skyrim

GnomeSlice

11:15 PM

MBraedley

Grr, Windows is asking me to enter my password after it sleeps, and I want it to stop.

Lazers 2.0

-3

Q: Most comprehensive online guide for Dark Souls?

What is generally considered the most accurate and comprehensive written guide/walkthrough for Dark Souls, available online for free?

dark-souls

0

Q: World Edit Command to thicken structures

I was wondering if anyone knows how to thicken a premade structure with world edit. I have created a custom structure, so I can not make it thicker by recreating it with a larger radius. Ideally, I am looking for a command that takes a selection and thickens all blocks outwards by one.

minecraft minecraft-worldedit

MBraedley

@GodEmperorDune @MadMAxJr I have time to play Overwatch now...

Lazers 2.0

11:32 PM

0

Q: How can I effectively use the Miner?

The miner has a unique mechanic of being able to dig underground while not attacking. How can I best make use of this mechanic when attacking/defending?

clash-of-clans

0

Q: Minecraft PE 1.50 Can't find invite friends on the pause menu?

I was able to see this button before but now I can't I checked if multiplayer was enabled and everything but it's not there. I'm thinking it because my Xbox live account.

minecraft-pocket-edition

Dragonrage

i feel like im good at theory crafting attacks for CoC. base crafting however, not so much

KutuluMike

...

i just got a letter in the mail telling me the company has been having trouble reaching me by mail and asking me for my mailing address

Dragonrage

@KutuluMike ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, what?

KutuluMike

I got a letter from a company I own stock in. at my home address, 730 blahalblah st.

telling me they have been sending mail to 720 blahalblah st.

two bugs

Yay I have internet again \o/

KutuluMike

11:37 PM

and asking me to correct my address.

two bugs

Apparently I bought the same make/model as my previous modem without realizing it...

@AshleyNunn How important do you think it is for me to return this and buy the latest, greatest modem??

Comcast claims this is an outdated model at "end of life support" but it's still like $70 as opposed to $140...

user15026

@twobugs If it's EOL then they're going to easily tell you they won't support it or whatever which is really your biggest risk there

user15026

Mind you we've been deploying the same modems for eons (rented ones come in, rented ones go out) with no problems.

user15026

So like...I don't think it's a huge thing if you understand they're likely going to use that EOL statement to be like nananananabooboo its your stupid modem go suck eggs

user15026

(At least that's how I picture Comcast in my head from how Americans have described it)

KutuluMike

11:40 PM

sounds about right.

Yuuki

Apparently I'm such a loyal customer that Google has given me a coupon for 50% off any movie purchase.

Should I pick up something for myself or wait for next Movie Night, assuming that there's no expiration?

badp

This week today

with good guy gaben?

Dragonrage

put up another CoC "guide" question @arda do you think that i should make videos on unit uses and strategies? seem like it might be useful/popular

ardaozkal

@Dragonrage yes

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