The Bridge

MBraedley

17:02

Who holds a meeting at 2PM on a Friday afternoon? Hold it at 3:30 or 4:00 so that you can go to the pub afterwards.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How can I join two lines of conditional chain command blocks without resorting to redstone?

After reading this question and the answer by Simon Meusel I started to wonder how one would go and join two lines of conditional command blocks. As an example, let's say that I want to run a series of commands at dawn (daytime 0-1000) and dusk (12000-13000). I use the /stats command to store th...

djsmiley2k

yawn, hi all

@MBraedley I finished at 2:30 today.

and why not hold it at 2, IN the pub.

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice Out of curiosity, I glanced at the Ottawa page for meetups.com, and they have a ton of groups of all different types. Surely you could find something there.

Frank

17:22

@MBraedley Get the pub started early on a Friday.

MBraedley

@Frank Technically, you still need to put in your 8 hours before going to the pub.

djsmiley2k

not in my job

Unionhawk

Pffft

djsmiley2k

we do 9 hours eachj then

then short friday \o/

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How to fill a black soul gem?

So, I have to fill this black soul gem for Falion, so I killed a few Draugr and used Soul Trap on them within the 60 seconds but it didn't fill it? I emptied out all of my other empty soul gems and still nothing happened? Does it have to be a human that I have to kill? I don't think I have long u...

skyrim

1

Q: Do Lucio's effects have a limited range?

Lucio is a fun character, providing AoE healing or speed boost to teammates. But how is this area determined? I know that it's at least partially based on line of sight, but does it also have a limited range? Similarly, is his sonic barrier applied to all living allies, all allies in line of sigh...

overwatch

Frank

17:24

@MBraedley Meh. You can do it FROM the pub.

We're techies; we can really do our job anywhere.

Unionhawk

I can't mainly because they won't allow me to take my laptop home

And I would not want to develop on that thing

Under any circumstances

(we have MONSTER desktops, but AWFUL laptops to use as RDP clients really)

MBraedley

SHAGGY Vs BEATLES It Wasn't Me Vs Let It Be (mildly NSFW)

Frank

How...is that offensive?

GnomeSlice

That Shaggy video has sex scenes in it iirc

also in your face cleavage

and a naked chick

@MBraedley Might want to text link that

Unionhawk

> 9m ago

GnomeSlice

17:38

Oh, I'm on mobile, didn't notice the timestamp

MBraedley

@GnomeSlice It's maybe slightly NSFW, but it was shown on MTV and Much Music back in the day, so it's not all that bad.

GnomeSlice

A mod can remove it

MBraedley

If you're a child of the 90s, you know what you're getting into.

GnomeSlice

That excuse never works for me

I'd err on the side of caution

MBraedley

In hindsight, I probably should have put a NSFW notice on it, even though I don't think that it's NSFW.

GnomeSlice

17:42

Preach brother

murgatroid99

@MBraedley Are you OK with me editing it to make it a text link?

GnomeSlice

lol

MBraedley

@murgatroid99 Sure

GnomeSlice

Instead of editing I'd just get banned

Unionhawk

m9

pls

GnomeSlice

17:43

Also, that was a weird mashup @MBraedley

@Unionhawk Do you disagree?

MBraedley

@GnomeSlice It's an awesome mashup

murgatroid99

To be fair, the thumbnail was very mild

GnomeSlice

The argument usually goes "you should have txt linked it" "too late" "okay, youre banned"

Unionhawk

@GnomeSlice If we're comparing equal scenarios where the thumbnail is fine, yes I disagree

Maybe I'm wrong, I don't know

two bugs

My circuit is perfect and beautiful

@Unionhawk doubted me but he is quite the fool

GnomeSlice

17:45

My perturbator thing had a censored thumbnail

the in-video image was more nsfw i guess but the shaggy one is pretty bad too

murgatroid99

@GnomeSlice There's a difference between censored and not showing anything in the first place

GnomeSlice

@murgatroid99 Well theres a big booty girl in a tight dress

but yeah

MBraedley

@twobugs And will fail as soon as you try clocking it too fast.

GnomeSlice

It's pretty provocative

@MBraedley rekt

two bugs

Nope, I just tested and it's perfect

MBraedley

17:49

@twobugs Have you covered every input? Even those that aren't supposed to happen?

two bugs

Yes, actually

Unionhawk

especially those that are supposed to happen

Hmm

two bugs

It was mainly logical so I was able to constrain the inputs to smaller sample spaces

MBraedley

@twobugs What happens when one of the inputs is 2.5V (assuming Vcc is 5V)?

Unionhawk

The earth blows up, probably

two bugs

17:51

@MBraedley It's a digital circuit so that doesn't happen \o/

MBraedley

@twobugs You can't be sure

Unionhawk

Ehhh

"Doesn't" is a strong word

"Shouldn't" is more correct

MBraedley

I would use "shouldn't" too

two bugs

Fine, fine

MBraedley

Mind you, if one of the inputs is at 2.5V you have bigger problems than a circuit not working.

Unionhawk

17:55

Yeah, because you will have probably exploded the earth

As we previously discussed

GodEmperorDune

18:06

can confirm, my earth exploded when i ran @twobugs 5/7 perfect circuit

Unionhawk

Man, what time is it

2:10?

Dangit

two bugs

Apparently there was a school in China that required students to climb 2625 foot ladder to and from school

That sounds likely unrealistic

Unionhawk

That's half a mile

that doesn't even make sense

Are you sure you weren't reading the onion?

Or clickhole?

two bugs

Yep. But don't worry, they're getting stairs now

Unionhawk

No, like, half a mile up doesn't even make sense

two bugs

18:12

@Unionhawk csmonitor.com/World/Asia-Pacific/2016/0527/…

Unionhawk

Is this school a fucking mountain

Oh, it is a mountain

Carry on then

two bugs

I wonder if they'll have overweight male engineers in Chinese society citing that as the "pussification of society"

Because, you know, we would in America

Unionhawk

BACK IN MY DAY I HAD TO CLIMB A 3 MILE LADDER UP BOTH WAYS TO GET TO AND FROM SCHOOL IN 5 MILES OF SNOW

two bugs

EVEN IF YOU MADE THE CLIMB THEY WOULD KILL YOU

YOU KIDS DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD YOU HAVE IT

I guess recent seafloor exploration found a sea sponge the size of a minivan. That's pretty cool.

Unionhawk

"AND TO PLAY WE GOT TO CLIMB SIDEWAYS LADDERS" "Dad those are called monkey bars and they're still a thing."

two bugs

18:17

It's nice when there are friendly and/or chill animals in the ocean and not horrible things that want to kill you

I.e. Jellyfish

Unionhawk

Jellyfish don't want to kill you, they're too stupid

two bugs

That's what they want you to think

Unionhawk

That's what they do think

Octopus are smart, dolphins are smart

that's... about it

Sharks I guess

Fish is stupid man

two bugs

Sharks are cool, too bad people are hunting them to extinction

Unionhawk

Lionfish are learning. Those guys are assholes

Taking over our reefs, eating everything, then just getting huge and spawning thousands more of them from the bottom of the ocean where we can't stab them

two bugs

18:21

Starfish are actually pretty bad about that too

Unionhawk

Yes

two bugs

If you ever see time lapse imagines of a starfish feeding frenzy it's terrifying

A slow moving carpet that PICKS EVERYTHING CLEAN

Unionhawk

Lionfish eat all small fish, and have no natural predators in the atlantic since they've got extremely venomous spines

We've been trying to train sharks to eat them by holding them on spears

That just taught sharks that spearfishermen have food

So that's fun

That plan didn't really work out

Hrmmmmm... this uses a .contains except I want .contains unless that part is in ""

Frank

Central air installation seems to be proceeding apace.

Unionhawk

This is going to be negative fun

Related to -nan

GodEmperorDune

18:26

@Unionhawk naan is great

Unionhawk

yesterday, by two bugs

At least it's not negative naan

@twobugs inb4 @GodEmperorDune

two bugs

Neat, they found glycine on another comet. That means it's likely glycine is fairly common on comets!

djsmiley2k

weeeeeeee

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk i've made the naan joke for a long time, but i am too lazy to search transcript

Unionhawk

We harpooned another comet?

GodEmperorDune

18:30

@twobugs glycine is the @twobugs of comets

or is it that comets are the @twobugs of glycine?

the world will never know

Unionhawk

two bugs

For someone who desperately wants Bernie Sanders to run as an independent, Trump is not doing a great job setting up their debate

He's demanding $10,000,000 from Bernie for the opportunity to debate Trump

Unionhawk

lolwut

two bugs

It's almost as if Donald Trump just really needs $10,000,000

Unionhawk

OK kanye

two bugs

18:32

I am not Kanye

Unionhawk

The joke is Trump must just be in 47 million of debt or some nonsense

Whatever that other guy was in

And was like "I need you to help me"

ardaozkal

oh god

two bugs

Starwipe had a great article about how we're all just watching Kanye self destruct and nobody wants to do anything

ardaozkal

That's it. I lost hope for turkey.

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs it started as 100k

two bugs

18:34

Nobody wants to talk about it

Unionhawk

Eh

I don't care

GodEmperorDune

he just keeps upping it every time bernie agrees

two bugs

They'll have the best debate

MadMAxJr

With a huge wall.

GodEmperorDune

trump is too chickenshit to actually debate

MadMAxJr

18:35

[Trump probably plays Mei.]

Frank

@GodEmperorDune Oh, shit, I don't actually want to debate him.

two bugs

@MadMAxJr NO

Don't you dare do this

Unionhawk

Trump doesn't play Overwatch, this is a false comparison

That's how worst he is

GodEmperorDune

plus he claims it will go to a charity, but when he had that charity fundraiser a few months ago to skip a different debate, that money still didn't go to the charities

ardaozkal

[Trump probably plays Overwatch with PS controller on PC.]

two bugs

18:36

Mei is clearly not American

But she is The Best

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs she's a-mei-rican

Unionhawk

HamStare @GodEmperorDune

two bugs

Flagged as offensive

MadMAxJr

She builds huge walls.

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk hahaha.gif

the ice wall just got 5 degrees colder!

MadMAxJr

18:37

And she brings the opposition to a crawling halt.

Though Mei believes in global warming, Trump might not like that.

Unionhawk

@GodEmperorDune ಠ_ಠ

@MadMAxJr She's a Chinese woman who believes in global climate change

GodEmperorDune

@MadMAxJr trump always said climate change was created by the chinese

Unionhawk

You can literally, and I think I'm using literally right here, not be more wrong other than the wall joke

GodEmperorDune

with their weather control machines

MadMAxJr

It's okay. I get out of work in an hour. I can be wrong for a bit!

two bugs

18:38

Man, that Mei play of the game is still my proudest moment

MadMAxJr

AND THEN I CAN GO PLAY.

MBraedley

Hmm, why does that crash instead of fail gracefully?

GodEmperorDune

@MadMAxJr yeah its not like you're @uni wrong

Unionhawk

room topic changed to The Bridge: General Arqade chat, wherein we accept your right to be wrong on the internet, but also like to be wrong on the internet, so occasionally we're wrong on the internet about your wrong on the internet, and that's also okay? It made sense at the time. [+hate] [+murder] [badsplanation] [-context] [-fun] [jin-fanclub] [lazers] [-overwatch] [-wrong]

GodEmperorDune

did you really -overwatch?!

Unionhawk

18:39

No, that was @Frank

I mean @fredley

GodEmperorDune

1v1 me irl bro

two bugs

+overwatch

MBraedley

Oh, that's why.

Arperum

@Unionhawk So we have to use "You're @uni" instead of "You're wrong"?

Unionhawk

@Arperum No I'm uni

Hello

djsmiley2k

18:40

so what's happenin fokes?

GodEmperorDune

i really wish the room topic message had both before and after

Unionhawk

@GodEmperorDune changelog: +-wrong

MBraedley

@GodEmperorDune @fredley's chrome extension offers this.

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk so you claim

Arperum

@djsmiley2k I'm staring at the clock waiting for it to be wednesday.

Unionhawk

18:41

@Arperum It's Friday

Friday

GodEmperorDune

@MBraedley along with marking every link with a friday warning

Unionhawk

etc

@GodEmperorDune That's because @fredley is bad

GodEmperorDune

also work computer so not going to install extensions from dubious sources

MBraedley

@GodEmperorDune No, the extension doesn't do that. At least that's what @fredley said.

Arperum

@Unionhawk I know. I want it to be next wednesday evening, so I can go to my girlfriend for a week :D

GodEmperorDune

18:42

@Arperum \o/

Unionhawk

@Arperum /o\

Arperum

@GodEmperorDune Exactly. There is also a two day festival somewhere in that week

Unionhawk

OOO! raises hand is it Friday Saturday?

two bugs

It needs to be going home time so I can start my weekend

Unionhawk

Yes

Very yes

djsmiley2k

18:45

I'm eating a loly

lolly

two bugs

@djsmiley2k I'm calling the police

djsmiley2k

o:

Unionhawk

@twobugs Goddammit

You fool

murgatroid99

@twobugs That's not even how it's spelled

two bugs

Don't ruin this any more than I already have

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Q: Will flat earth society membership affect my graduate school application?

Just to be clear, no, I don't believe flat earth theory. However, a few years ago I thought that the flat earth society forum is good place to practice my debating skill and to have fun. Therefore I joined it and made an online id that's closed to my real name to debate on the forum. It just mad...

graduate-admissions masters application physics

Now that is a HNQ

Oh it's not as interesting as the title suggests

GodEmperorDune

18:52

@twobugs i thought you had some hanzo HNQ

Unionhawk

Yeah, it's just "I joined for the lulz, but don't believe"

two bugs

@GodEmperorDune Yeah I just kept spamming questions until one ma- is shot

That's a callback to an illegal meme

Unionhawk

IllegalMemeException

MBraedley

@Unionhawk What are you doing, memes don't run on Java

Unionhawk

if(message.Contains("hanzo") && message.Contains("spam")) throw new IllegalMemeException();

Lazers 2.0

19:17

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Q: How does the happiness affect the population in Stellaris?

Our empire is at a crossroads, we found an elixir that can boost our people happiness by +15%. How will this affect our empire?

stellaris

Sepia Lazers

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Q: Reputation vanished

So recently I had 318 rep then this happened I accepted an answer (+2) I down-voted an answer (-1) Someone up voted my question (+5) Someone down voted my question (-2) That should make my rep 322 but now it's at 315?! This doesn't make sense! Am I missing something?

support bug reputation

Tim Stone

In Fresno, Donald Trump says environmentalists are to blame for California's drought and he will solve it by "opening up the water".

Tweeted by BBCJamesCook on May 27, 2016 at 6:20 PM

…

This guy is a reporter for the BBC so while I want to believe he's trolling I'm trying to convince myself he isn't

But…the thought process required for someone, anyone, to say they'll just "open up the water" is…Whew.

two bugs

We'll have the best water

Unionhawk

Do you have ... to … completion?

two bugs

We're going to make water open source. Right now the atomic makeup of water is a closely guarded secret. I'll make it so anyone can create great water in their own home.

Tim Stone

19:24

@Unionhawk No I am just magic

Unionhawk

I don't believe you

GodEmperorDune

@TimStone the problem is that there is insufficient water

there is no water to "open up"

Unionhawk

WHAT DID THE ENVIRONMENTALISTS DO WITH THE WATER

WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING IT

WHERE'S RACHEL

two bugs

They're putting it back into the oceans!

Big Ocean controls all the water!

Unionhawk

HARVEY DENT, CAN WE TRUST HIM?

djsmiley2k

19:27

@GodEmperorDune i heard it was all used on olive trees or something

Tim Stone

The water probably stopped investing in itself because of all of those usage restrictions

Yuuki

DOES BATMAN EVEN HAVE AN INSIDE VOICE?

two bugs

I wonder if Trump is one of those people who wants to drain the Great Lakes

Tim Stone

If only people had just used more water there'd be more water!

GodEmperorDune

really if we want to fight water waste we need to go after the illegal marijuana farms in the wilderness that are literally taking all the water out of a lot of creeks

Yuuki

19:27

Trickle down economics is actually about the water cycle.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Minecraft Server not starting: Errorno 32: Broken Pipe

My Minecraft server starts and then crashes. I am using Spigot 1.9.4 and my server is hosted by Minespan. Here is the console output: http://pastebin.com/SWDURfKN . Any help will be appriciated!

minecraft technical-issues minecraft-server minecraft-spigot

Unionhawk

@Yuuki Goddammit you're right

djsmiley2k

@Lazers2.0 I FOUND T HE LEAK GUYS!

two bugs

@GodEmperorDune And the unsustainable farming practices, and the ridiculous water rights :P

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs yes, these things are all fuct

two bugs

19:28

Errorno, @Sterno's lesser known brother

GodEmperorDune

from a water usage perspective, california should mostly be growing cotton and the south should start growing all of the food

Unionhawk

@twobugs Wasn't that a guy we played against in Overwatch?

two bugs

Possibly

GodEmperorDune

and all of the marijuana

weed likes swampy climates

Unionhawk

I know we ran into some fellow called "error" or something and I was like "look it's @badp"

Tim Stone

19:30

@djsmiley2k It was Notch's fault the whole time!

That actually makes perfect sense

two bugs

Honestly we need to just legalize a lot of these drugs at national level

Tim Stone

Or at least as much sense as Trump being the GOP nominee

two bugs

The war on drugs failed

GodEmperorDune

yep

two bugs

Tax and regulate

GodEmperorDune

19:30

but it was really a war on social groups we don't like, so it kinda succeeded

Unionhawk

I'm sure there's a photoshop of Bill Clinton with a mission accomplished banner somewhere

two bugs

It succeeded in creating the Prison-Industrial complex

Tim Stone

Oh good, Verizon and the unions have reached an agreement

two bugs

No, Clinton just deregulated the banks at set the stage for the 2008 crisis

Reagan did the war on drugs, baby!

Unionhawk

Oh right

GodEmperorDune

19:32

i mean nixon's aides have basically said that the war on drugs was intended to suppress black people and anti-war protesters

Unionhawk

Well that man is infallible

Clearly

He's literally Jesus

Clearly

GodEmperorDune

which is why they went after heroin and marijuana

two bugs

Although the concept of "make drugs those OTHER PEOPLE do illegal" has been around for like 100 years at least

GodEmperorDune

oh yes

we can't make alcohol illegal, all the founding fathers distill it

Tim Stone

Oh wow, a guy died in Arizona after being stung over 1000 times by some sort of bee :/

Usually that happens when someone disturbs a hive but apparently they just materialized out of nowhere

two bugs

19:33

Spontaneous Bees

MGS3 was right

Tim Stone

@GodEmperorDune Plus we did that once and it went horribly

Yuuki

@twobugs "Make things those other people do illegal" has been around since forever.

GodEmperorDune

@TimStone yep

Tim Stone

Which should have been an indication of how a war on drugs would go but whatever

Yuuki

The English banned the kilt a long time ago.

GodEmperorDune

19:34

@TimStone if the goal was to actually reduce drug use, then yes.

two bugs

@Yuuki True, but specifically wrt drugs in America

GodEmperorDune

and hearst spread all the anti-marijuana stuff in his papers in the 1800s because he didn't want to compete with hemp based fiber

two bugs

That's actually an urban legend, or so I've heard

Tim Stone

@GodEmperorDune Right, which is what the public would have had to believe to take up the cause, at any rate

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs i've heard it reported by people that should know such things, but i'm not familiar with the primary sources so i wouldn't be surprised if it was urban legend

two bugs

19:37

I read something about it, I'll try to find it later

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs not worth it IMO

two bugs

Man everyone is gone except for me

Tim Stone

It was in the 1930's, and it not true (for that reason)

If anything Hearst would have wanted hemp-based fiber because he owed papermakers a lot of cash at that time

In reality he was just a cog in the typical racist machine

Unionhawk

Mmm... the grand racist machine

djsmiley2k

finally ranked back up in solo rocket league :/

Unionhawk

19:44

So old timey

(before you ask, they are old timey)

Tim Stone

Basically he suddenly became super conservative and nationalist and joined the movement of people that wanted to ban things seen as the vices of "lesser peoples", since marijuana at that time was chiefly used by African-Americans and Mexican/South American immigrants

ardaozkal

Unionhawk

@TimStone And now mainly 18-30 year olds

ish

Frank

@ardaozkal That's looking a little clogged there.

Also, you can build conveyers over roads?

Tim Stone

Prior to that laws had started to spring up against opium, common among Asian immigrants in California, and heroin/cocaine, the later of which was more prominent among African-Americans

@Unionhawk Basically :P

djsmiley2k

19:51

@ardaozkal k u win

GodEmperorDune

@Frank yes, but only perpendicular

@ardaozkal what are your efficiencies and upgrade lelvels?

djsmiley2k

@Frank only directly over hte road

ardaozkal

@GodEmperorDune up le- wait my server is down?

djsmiley2k

stream going up

Unionhawk

@TimStone Or 16-30, whatever

ardaozkal

19:54

yep, server down

gimme a sec

its been years since I last opened digitalocean

@GodEmperorDune still experimenting but gain per tick is currently 75. Saw 125 before.

djsmiley2k

djsmiley2k plays PS4..... badly?

►

ardaozkal

m-my server seems up? edit: rebooting

GodEmperorDune

@ardaozkal no like are your buyers, foundries, and sellers and everything running at 100%?

ardaozkal

@GodEmperorDune nope

GodEmperorDune

ardaozkal

19:56

I was going to link that but my server was down.

@GodEmperorDune how much is your gain per tick?

GodEmperorDune

@ardaozkal $31.3 and 2.4 research

Lazers 2.0

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Q: (skyrim) i have finished a thieves giuld quest but cant continue in the story

I have finished hard answers but when it should give me the next quest kaliah (quest giver) doesn't give me the next quest (the pursuit) she just walks away how can I get the quest off her (when I try to speak to her she just says 'hmm')

skyrim

ardaozkal

low - high

GodEmperorDune

well yeah, research is expensive

and i should probably retool a lot of my iron to steel

djsmiley2k

lol screweed that up XD

ardaozkal

19:59

@GodEmperorDune yeah

there should be a wipe all button

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