The Bridge

Ronan

16:01

@Arperum It's not actually sanding, it's some detergent, but it means the eggs have to be cooled to stay uninfected.

Also why american egg shells are so much thinner.

Unionhawk

lmao, congressedits is great

Fluttershy

@ardaozkal @AshleyNunn Thanks! :D

Unionhawk

Buddy Carter Wikipedia article edited anonymously from US House of Representatives https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=714093876&oldid=704150045

Tweeted by congressedits on April 7, 2016 at 4:02 PM

> article of U.S. congressman edited anonymously from US House

HMM

SEEMS LEGIT

Dragonrage

@Yuuki RIP WotA

MBraedley

Fuck you, FileHold! I think the PM downloaded the wrong document to review, and it's all your fault!

Unionhawk

16:10

@badp bad news, it looks like the robot uprising is about to take your job as an aspiring Euro trucker

5

I mean

A fleet of trucks just drove themselves across Europe

SaintWacko

Hopefully they drive better than @badp does

Unionhawk

That is cool

GodEmperorDune

@SaintWacko or not, for the lulz

Unionhawk

Dude

I have never been so interested in european trucks

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Quen's alternate "Puppet" mode doesn't seem to work

In order to activate Quen's "puppet" alternate attack one must HOLD the Q key. When I do it out of combat, the quen sign is prominent in front of Geralt and the camera zooms in a bit - same effect as when it works successfully. In combat, maybe every one out of 20-30 times I try it it actually s...

the-witcher-3

MBraedley

16:14

This is not what I need today.

SaintWacko

@badp tries to park

5

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk best link

@Unionhawk good link

MBraedley

Oh, and of course the PM has left the office, so I can't talk to him and show him how to get the real doc.

StrixVaria

@GnomeSlice I suck at dual-stick shooters but I'm a sucker for varied weapons and team-based strategic combat.

Although no one on my teams yesterday even seemed to have a beginning grasp on strategy.

djsmiley2k

@SaintWacko lols

Powerlord

16:21

So wait, Alan Tudyk is supposed to be in Rogue One? At least according to IMDB...

Chippies

@twobugs ultrawide can't really replace two monitors in productivity (it's much better than one 16:9 though), but ultrawide is gonna be better than two 16:9 for immersive gaming. If you need to read chat while you play, you'll still want a 2nd monitor, obviously

Unionhawk

2 monitors is the more best setup

Chippies

It depends - do you want more immersive gaming experience or do you want to constantly distract yourself with other things?

MadMAxJr

You mean having a matrix wall-bank of monitors isn't good?

Unionhawk

ONE FOR BRIDGE ONE FOR GAME

StrixVaria

16:28

@MadMAxJr When I built my first desktop I had 3 monitors and I used a Matrix screensaver.

Unionhawk

ONE FOR BRIDGE ONE FOR HOMEWORK

Chippies

the perfect setup would be 2 16:9 on the sides and two ultrawide in the middle one on top of the other

Unionhawk

ETC

StrixVaria

Screensavers aren't even really a thing anymore; the monitor just shuts off.

MadMAxJr

One for bridge, one for purely being pedantic about minecraft questions.

two bugs

16:30

@Chippies So what you're saying is I buy two ultrawide monitors?

Unionhawk

I will destroy you!

►

two bugs

Tim Hortons is still under construction. I guess Michigan isn't part of Canada yet

Unionhawk

Dayton is already Canada

two bugs

I was honked at for driving carefully. Love driving

Actually I think I stopped at not a stop sign but the guy was already furious that I didn't speed

ardaozkal

yay

Chippies

16:34

@twobugs you better have a lot of desk space if you do that

two bugs

So I'll need an ultrawide desk?

Ha cha cha

MadMAxJr

@Unionhawk I took my car into a repair shop after a car accident. We opened the hood and I said I didn't know what the problem was. I offered the ODB log output since the check engine light came on, but they voted to close the hood and said they don't do crash logs.

Chippies

I don't really understand two identical monitor setups

you either have to have bezels in the middle of your field of view or you have to have one monitor offset to the side, which defeats the purpose of it being identical to first monitor

so, unless you're going for a 3 monitor setup, 1 ultrawide should be enough

two bugs

I don't even want a monitor really, just Bezel

Give me all of the bezel

SaintWacko

@MadMAxJr That was only because you had a bunch of aftermarket parts on it

Chippies

16:37

Just put a plastic sheet in front of you

SaintWacko

@Chippies It still looks nicer, though

Chippies

@SaintWacko I suppose, but the ultrawide on the side would be kinda wasted, imho

@twobugs make a triple monitor setup out of these

two bugs

Trying to decide if I bite the bullet and get a surface today

I miss CRTs. I really do. Nostalgia for a simpler era

Chippies

this does look beautiful

two bugs

They had plenty of problems, but they had a charm to them

Unionhawk

16:40

too much

Like

Sterno

Right, so I'm all for responsible gun ownership, but this looks like a really, really terrible idea for a Glock.

Chippies

I wish I had a desk like that to even consider something like it

Sterno

SaintWacko

@Chippies Wow

@Sterno Oh that's awesome

two bugs

@Sterno NOW YOU'RE KILLING WITH POWER

Sterno

16:40

"Hey, kids, that gun we made to look just like a Nintendo light gun is not a toy! Why would you ever think that? Stop pointing it at your brother!"

Chippies

haha

two bugs

To be fair they did recolor the gun eventually

MadMAxJr

Well at least that zapper is HDTV compatible.

The original zapper isn't.

Unionhawk

Why would you game on more than one monitor

MadMAxJr

I only multimonitor gamed on one game. Supreme Commander.

You could have one monitor run the minimap at all times so you could watch for enemy movements afar.

two bugs

16:43

I am dreading doing another build after how much I agonized over tablets

Okay so this console actually works, just stupidly

Chippies

this is beautiful

user15026

I feel overwhelmed jsut looking at it

two bugs

Every other console or interpreter I have used will just print output

user15026

I think my 2 monitors are enough

Chippies

anyways, I'm done linking to photos of other people setups

two bugs

16:44

This one doesn't

Chippies

I think I'd be fine by just having a bigger monitor

Sterno

> That's actually pretty cool, which is what the guy's kids will think when they find it loaded and shoot him with it.

Chippies

and a small 2nd monitor to distract me even more

MBraedley

@Chippies That'd be pretty good for editing video.

@AshleyNunn They're never enough!

Fluttershy

Uuuuuugh... I have to get new tires for my car. :(

Chippies

16:47

@MBraedley it would probably be plenty enough for any kind of productivity

as long as you keep distractions off of the monitors, because that would be very bad for productivity

two bugs

I feel like 16:9s is fine but and ultrawide and a 16:9 would make me an ass

Chippies

@twobugs why?

two bugs

I dunno. The lopsidedness for onr

Chippies

well, try to keep the height the same for both monitors

or use the 16:9 in portrait mode

I think 2 monitors in general are gonna be weird, unless you put the bezel right in the middle

Fluttershy

I'd settle for one of those sideways monitors that I see people use.

Chippies

16:50

and if the bezel is in the middle, gaming on one monitor is gonna be weird because it's not in the middle and gaming on two is gonna be weird because you got bezels in middle

@Fluttershy that's just regular monitors turned sideways, aka in portrait mode

two bugs

Hm. True. Maybe I am over thinking

Fluttershy

@Chippies Yeah. I hate that, but I'd do it if I could! Only having one monitor is terrible.

Chippies

one thing to note if you really are interested in an ultrawide monitor - the size is a bit deceiving

a 30'ish inch ultrawide has same height as a 27" 16:9

@Fluttershy I only have one monitor, but it's ultrawide, so it's like having 1.5 monitors :P

well, 1.33~ monitors to be exact

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Cannot connect to my garry's mod server

My server was working fine earlier, had a couple of mods on it, and then I just couldn't connect to it. I was connecting to it by typing "connect :27015" in console. This is what it say when I run the start.bat. Console initialized. ConVarRef mat_dxlevel doesn't point to an existing ConVar Game....

hosting garrys-mod

0

Q: Serana following when i don't told her to follow me

I have problem on skyrim that is really annoying. Serana from Dawnguard DLC is following me when i don't want. I didn't even told her to follow me. I'm playing stealth style so it's annoying for me when i have her behind my ass. It looks like this: She is following me and when i open dialogue wit...

skyrim pc

Sterno

@Wipqozn 4 days, 11 hours

Chippies

16:55

@Sterno 4 days 9 hours here

TIMEZONES, WOO

Sterno

I thought it came out at the same time, regardless of timezone

Chippies

I'm sure it does, but your countdown timer is flawed

it doesn't account for timezones

Sterno

Oh. Lame

ardaozkal

@Chippies 4d 3h 54m here wooooooooo

Yuuki

17:14

Black Knight Sword get, Havel's Ring get.

StrixVaria

@Sterno I wish I liked playing these games.

DS3 looks really great.

There are a lot of games that I feel like I would have liked ten years ago but that I just don't now and it's really frustrating.

Wipqozn

@Sterno Still wy too long

two bugs

I hate that paint.net is an actual website that is NOT the paint .net program homepage

MadMAxJr

And it's a .NET program that actually isn't a .NET program.

two bugs

The .NET program we need, not the .NET program we deserve

MadMAxJr

17:25

@Yuuki Havels ring seems almost mandatory.

two bugs

Havels Ring just has very few downsides with great benefits

You can wear super good armor without having to pump endurance to a ridiculous level

Sterno

@StrixVaria Just think, in a few years the only game you'll be playing is yelling at kids to get off your lawn!

StrixVaria

@Sterno I need to mow my lawn this weekend. I hope the mower starts after a winter of disuse.

MadMAxJr

I mostly wore it so I could roll in elite knight armor.

Sterno

@StrixVaria I miss mowing my lawn. I kept never having time (mainly due to my wife's work schedule, and me being unable to mow while watching a 1 and 3 year old) so we had to hire people to do it.

It feels like a total waste of money

ardaozkal

17:37

StrixVaria

@Sterno It's one of the few things I do myself rather than hire someone to do.

Sterno

I actually enjoy mowing.

StrixVaria

That's probably mostly because I had to do it as a kid so it's not a new thing I have to learn, like most other houework would be.

@Sterno Which of these ages is more of a hassle to watch?

Yuuki

Potstickers are so good.

Especially with sesame oil.

two bugs

Mowing is nice. I remember when my parents would pay me to mow. Those were the days...

StrixVaria

17:45

@Yuuki I don't know about the rest of that dish, but I would crush those potstickers.

I would certainly give the rest a try, though.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Older pc game Mahjong, it had a tour mode and would keep your score for the tour

Searching for an older title mahjong game, possibly for DOS. It had a tour mode and it kept the score from each city you went to.

windows dos

0

Q: Attack Range for adc champions?

Is there a way in League of Legends to view a marksman's attack range? There was an option to have it appear in the status window roughly a year ago but I'm now getting back into the swing of playing and would like to know the new ranges for the characters I play. Does anyone know where I can v...

league-of-legends

user15026

@Yuuki I want this all in my belly.

Yuuki

4

two bugs

I had bbq pulled pork for lunch. Yum.

MBraedley

18:03

@twobugs Now I want BBQ pulled pork...

Fluttershy

I had crackers with peanut butter.

user15026

When I get to lunch it will be sausages and cheesy grits and broccoli

Trent Hawkins

@Yuuki Hey buddy, be thankful your hand isn't evil and out to get you.

Fluttershy

Unionhawk

18:18

OH

The publishers behind Stardew Valley make Starbound

Hmm

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Earning "Friends List Slot" on Steam, what does this mean?

After I crafted a badge, I receive this a "5 slot level bonus". Does anyone know what it means ?

steam

0

Q: MCPE iron golems not losing aggro

I've been building up a village in Minecraft PE and it started spawning iron golems. I was killing the golems for their iron and I injured a few villagers while mining now the golems won't stop attacking me. My difficulty has been set to Peaceful for as long as I've been working on the village. ...

minecraft-pocket-edition

Unionhawk

Operative word publishers

two bugs

I remember reading really bad things about Starbound development

Unionhawk

It's been in early access forever, and it was meh at the time I played it like 2 years ago

And is a key example for why I now wait on early access

Because I stopped giving a shit about the game, and for all I know it could be good now

two bugs

I think they gave up and went over a year with no updates

MadMAxJr

18:23

"We haven't updated in a long while." "Maybe it's done?"

two bugs

Or so I heard. I don't buy early access games anymore

Unionhawk

Apparently they're working on leaving with a 1.0 release

It might be good now. Maybe I'll see

Like I said, publisher of stardew valley, not developer

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk that didn't work out so well for spacebase df-9

Unionhawk

@GodEmperorDune Were they in EA for 2 years?

two bugs

No, Double Fine killed Spacebase way earlier

GodEmperorDune

18:27

@Unionhawk idk how long it was in EA, but they slapped a 1.0 label on a clearly unfinished product

Fluttershy

@GodEmperorDune Apples and oranges.

two bugs

@GodEmperorDune not really comparable. They decided to halt development for some reason and at least communicated it

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs starbound dev did or doublefine did?

Unionhawk

It looks like Starbound has been in active development for the past year at least

Fluttershy

@GodEmperorDune Double Fine.

Tim Stone

18:29

@twobugs Because they're the worst >:(

MadMAxJr

The worst to date is 'Towns'

"I don't feel like working on this anymore, thank you for your interest."

"Maybe I'll do Towns 2 in a year."

GodEmperorDune

wut?

how can they even

mikeTheLiar

Any Fallout 4 people around?

Unionhawk

I mean, it's not like I'd be throwing more money at giving starbound another try at 1.0

djsmiley2k

@mikeTheLiar maybe.

MadMAxJr

18:32

Some of us play Fallout 4.

Tim Stone

@MadMAxJr lol

Fluttershy

@TimStone Blasphemy! D:

Tim Stone

Hey, they shouldn't have screwed me by doing too many projects at once, that's on them

GodEmperorDune

@TimStone yep

mikeTheLiar

Current state of Sanctuary (only settlement ATM) - 50+ water, 25+ food, ~15 beds, happiness 80, PC charisma 8. I have attracted ONE settler from the Wasteland. Any thoughts?

Oh, and a recruitment beacon obviously.

It's been at least a couple weeks in-game.

djsmiley2k

18:33

more beds

Tim Stone

There is a community mod that reportedly improves some stuff in Spacebase DF-9, I should see what that looks like at some point

mikeTheLiar

Current population: 6.

djsmiley2k

more beds.

mikeTheLiar

@djsmiley2k do you have a recommended lower limit for beds?

djsmiley2k

other than more? nope :/

i built a load, and suddeny people started turning up

mikeTheLiar

18:36

Because at >2x current population and approaching the current max population of the settlement (base 10 + 8 charisma) seems like it should be enough. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

two bugs

@GodEmperorDune doublefine

mikeTheLiar

>20 you think?

Given that 21 is the absolute upper bound of population per settlement AFAIK

two bugs

@MadMAxJr Nah, it's Starforge

Man that game. It was billed as sci fi realistic minecraft with more rpg stuff

Alpha was broken but whatever, it's an alpha

mikeTheLiar

Would you say the alpha had more than @twobugs?

two bugs

They went directly from Alpha to Release with no fixes and the game is a steaming pile!

GodEmperorDune

18:38

@TimStone i dunno, starting the game up would be like salt on the wound

GnomeSlice

@StrixVaria you should have tried Hardware: Rivals

probably less strategic though

I'll checkthis one out soon

havent turned my ps4 on in a few days

Also i love dual stick shooties

two bugs

Maybe I should stream trying to make sense of my bad purchases

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs yes, metastream!

GnomeSlice

Hardware Rivals wasnt that good i guess but it was free

lol

GodEmperorDune

lets go through your steam library and have commentary on each one

Unionhawk

18:49

@twobugs No that only makes sense if you're a twitch partner

Fluttershy

@TimStone And I'm sure it's something they'll learn from. At least they were transparent about the whole thing, which is more than can be said for 90% of other devs.

two bugs

Damn, @Unionhawk is right

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs you're a twitch partner?

Unionhawk

No

GnomeSlice

Yeah this looks a lot better

Fluttershy

18:52

I wish I was a twitch partner.

But that requires overcoming social anxiety and, you know, actually streaming. >_>

Unionhawk

And being really cool versus just cool

Though being a YouTube partner isn't hard

Tim Stone

@Fluttershy I mean, sorta? I'm not 100% sure "releasing" the game because they weren't going to finish it was the most appropriate course of action

Unionhawk

Source: I am a youtube partner

Lazers 2.0

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Q: My Minecraft Native Launcher Won't Download

I downloaded the Minecraft setup thing but when I click on it, it shows "downloading native launcher" but then it reaches a certain point then it stops downloading. I've tried uninstalling the setup thing but it still doesn't work. Plz help.

minecraft technical-issues windows-10

MadMAxJr

UnionTube

GodEmperorDune

18:53

@Unionhawk so are you sitting on fatty stacks now?

Unionhawk

No

GnomeSlice

@TimStone Should they have held onto it instead?

Unionhawk

But I can monetize videos and stuff

For a net gain of $0

GnomeSlice

Me too

I think I've made 16 cents

user15026

I periodically feel like streaming could be fun but I don't PC game enough to make it worth it, also i get distracted easily

Unionhawk

18:55

Yeah, mine is 0

GodEmperorDune

> Average concurrent viewership of 500+ (not just a one-time peak)

guess it will be a while @twobugs

Unionhawk

Yeah

Tim Stone

@GnomeSlice I don't know exactly what their options were but having it available on Steam without any indication it's an unfinished product seems a bit disingenuous. Luckily it has mostly negative reviews for this reason so I imagine too many people won't get tripped up, at least

Unionhawk

The reason I have my YouTube partner is I made a piston door that doesn't rely on block updates and therefore doesn't cause one piston to open sooner than the other for a youtuber

Which got like 2000 views

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk so you basically answered a HNQ?

in video form

Tim Stone

18:57

@Unionhawk Fancy

Unionhawk

I mean, my gaming.SE impact is ~1.7m

so

two bugs

@GodEmperorDune If only Bandai had given me an early Dark Souls 3 key

Unionhawk

@TimStone I'd worry that it's +6/-19 if dislikes weren't a positive statistic for channel engagement

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs if you were a twitch partner you could make that happen

Unionhawk

And if that video was posted in anything other than like, 2013

2012, holy crap

two bugs

18:59

@GodEmperorDune It's a vicious cycle

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