The Bridge

Dragonrage

23:00

you know you are truly desperate when you go to the second page of results in a google search

and if you havent found it by the end of the 2nd page, all hope is lost

ardaozkal

I'm so desperate

I made my maps and my paths

ardao.me/map/dh.html

I need anger management now. Thanks blizz.

Chippies

@Dragonrage considering the amount of edits on that post and the original state of it, do the downvotes really surprise you?

murgatroid99

It basically had the opposite answer originally

Dragonrage

@Chippies i didnt actually look at the edit history

Chippies

@Dragonrage if an answer is that huge, it's most likely been edited. A lot.

Arperum

23:13

@Chippies The last edit has some keycode as a comment. I'm confused.

Dragonrage

23:26

is it still possible to get the constable badge

Unionhawk

Is that pro tem moderator?

user15026

@Dragonrage Nope

user15026

Because we're graduated

user15026

@Unionhawk Yeah, protem for at least a year or through site grad

Wipqozn

FIRST BOSS DEFEATED

Apprentice Necromancer

Dragonrage

23:30

so i have to go for sheriff instead, probs wont happen though. i'll just shoot for highest rep user without a question

Wipqozn

I dare say this Bounty Hunter has earned the right fo aname

Arperum

Hmmm. How lazy does it count if I progam a key on my keyboard to type my emailaddress?

Dragonrage

@Wipqozn to fame?

Wipqozn

and now @GnomeSlice is level 3

Now @AshleyNunn and @GodEmperorDune can turn down missions as being beneath them together! yay!

Dragonrage

@Wipqozn seems like you seed someone to fill in for them

agent86

23:31

hello people of arqade, and whatever @Wipqozn is

Wipqozn

@Dragonrage You are my bounty hunter

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn ooh, what class am i?

Dragonrage

@Wipqozn O.o when did this happen?

@agent86 hello agent86

Wipqozn

@Dragonrage When you spoke just now

@GodEmperorDune Want to be a Hound MAster?

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn close enough to sandworms

let's do it

LEEEEEEETTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOO ATREIDES!

agent86

23:33

I hope you won't mind my intrusion, but in 2016 my partner EBongo and I are doing a charity drive for Child's Play. every sub we get, we're going to donate $1, up to $500, although we have some stretch goals. If you'd like to help out:

Help us & help @CPCharity! Every YT sub = $1 donated! Games, ducks, time machines, & more - http://bit.ly/wotscp2016 (RT & Spread the word!)

Tweeted by agent86ix on January 22, 2016 at 11:24 PM

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Dragonrage

@Wipqozn this is ok with me. i can be a good bounty hunter

user15026

@Wipqozn Awesome. Welcome to the coolkids club, @GodEmperorDune :P

Wipqozn

wait, I didn't mean to say @GodEmperorDune.

I meant to say @GnomeSlice.

@GodEmperorDune is a Level 1 Hound Master

Man, everyone should ensure their name starts with a different letter of the alphagetti for my benefit

agent86

I never know when it comes to the internet if things will be warmly received, crapped upon, or ignored completely. However, if this drive exceeds expectations, I have committed to things involving potato salad and also waterfowl.

Wipqozn

And no, that wasn't a typo

user15026

23:34

@agent86 Aww, I'm already subscribed so I can't make the number go up

agent86

@AshleyNunn :( I'll count you anyhow, for good measure!

Arperum

@Wipqozn Alphagetti is an awesome word.

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn yeah i'll show those hounds what's up!

@agent86 whats a YT sub?

Dragonrage

star it for recognition, help the man out if you can

@GodEmperorDune youtube sub

user15026

@agent86 I tweeted about it, at least. But I wanted to make the number go higher!

agent86

23:36

@GodEmperorDune you press the subscribe button on our youtube channel. sorry, had to shorten stuff for the tweeting

user15026

@Wipqozn mmmmmm alphaghetti

user15026

Better than zoodles.

Dragonrage

@agent86 what is ur yt link?

agent86

@AshleyNunn maybe you can unsubscribe and then resubscribe? I don't know if the satisfaction would be as great.

@Dragonrage it's behind the url, but hang on a sec and I'll grab it

Wipqozn

HOLY SNAP CRACKLE AND POP MY @agent86 HEAD CANNON IS BROKEN

user15026

23:37

@agent86 it helped a little :P

agent86

@Wipqozn @badp agrees

Arperum

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH I entered your channel. HEADCANNON RUINED

Wipqozn

I thought @agent86 was in his 30s, but he only appears to be in his 20s

user15026

I've watched enough @agent86 videos that my headcanon is nicely established.

agent86

@Wipqozn haha, I'm in my 30's!

for realz!

people just think I'm younger

EB is actually slightly older than me, less than a year I think

user15026

23:38

@agent86 You have a very young face. :)

Dragonrage

i i subscribed. should i subscribe on my other emails too? would that help

agent86

@Dragonrage The direct link to the youtube channel is: youtube.com/channel/UCauHNx1jSUBrwBbX8C_BjQQ

GodEmperorDune

@agent86 congrats, you owe another dollar now :D

agent86

but there's also a big red "subscribe" button on the URL in the tweet

Wipqozn

@agent86 Well you look very young

Also I subbed

agent86

23:39

@AshleyNunn @Wipqozn yeah, I get that all the time. people are always asking why I'm not in school, and I'm like DUDE I GRADUATED COLLEGE IN 2002

I HAVE CHILDREN

PLURRRRALLLL

user15026

@agent86 I AM A GROWNUP I PROMISE

agent86

@AshleyNunn well I won't go THAT far

Wipqozn

I honestly can't get over how young @agent86 looks

He looks nothing like what I expected

Arperum

@Wipqozn Indeed. It's terrible.

agent86

@Wipqozn did you expect me to have blue hair? I do have the somewhat bushy eyebrows of my avatar.

user15026

23:40

See, I'm your opposite, when I was 12 I used to get asked if I was 18 a lot

agent86

I used to have the glasses, but I got lasik'ed

Dragonrage

@agent86 well i mean you look like a person who looks a bit young for 30ish

user15026

I've never gotten carded unless I was with someone

Wipqozn

I think I need to rethink my entire life.

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn that sounds kind of creepy

agent86

23:41

@Dragonrage one time recently I got asked if my current job was my first out of college. I had to calmly explain that I'd been with the company 5 years, and been an engineer for 10 years before that

user15026

@GodEmperorDune It was

Arperum

@GodEmperorDune When my sister was ten she would be guessed 16+.

user15026

@agent86 oh ouch

Dragonrage

when i was in high school everyone always thought i was a senior

agent86

when I was flying to california to start my first job out of college, they said "do you have your UM paperwork?" and I was like "what's UM?" and they said "unattended minor, you're under 15, right?"

Dragonrage

23:42

when i got to college most people thought i was a freshman until my senior year

agent86

I was there with my wife, lulz

user15026

@agent86 Whaaaaaat

GodEmperorDune

@agent86 are you still in california? whereabouts

Dragonrage

then my senior year people assumed i was like 25 because apparently you have to be 25 to graduate college

agent86

@GodEmperorDune negative, I moved to texas in... 2005? maybe?

Arperum

23:42

@agent86 cc @Chippies

user15026

@agent86 Thank you for making my Coke exit my noise wit that last story

agent86

@AshleyNunn you're... welcome? I guess? :P

GodEmperorDune

@agent86 i'm sorry for your loss

user15026

@agent86 I'm entertained its all good

agent86

@GodEmperorDune sir, you may go to hell, and I will go to texas.

Arperum

23:43

I think I saw @Chippies telling stories about how people think he is his wife's kid or something.

Chippies

@Arperum that is a thing that happened a couple times, yes

agent86

I do miss california from time to time. although we got in-n-out here not too long ago, and it is aweeeesomeeeee

Arperum

@Chippies You do look ridiculously young though IIRC.

agent86

@Arperum I've answered the door before and people say "are your parents home?" and I say "I don't know, should I call them and find out?"

Chippies

@Arperum that's what everyone tells me :P at least I'll still look young when I'm 40, hopefully

Dragonrage

23:45

most people i meet that dont know my age ask me what grade im in. when i say i graduated, they ask me if im planning on going to college. then i have to explain that i have already graduated from college

Arperum

@agent86 Heh.

Dragonrage

I guess I shouldnt really be that surprised. i did graduate with a bachelors of cs the day i turned 21

agent86

well, I feel for you guys who look younger than you are. solidarity, brothers and sisters.

Yuuki

I don't think Guild of Dungeoneering is a good choice for naming characters after Bridge people. Your veteran dungeoneers are no more durable or more capable of surviving than a fresh newbie.

GodEmperorDune

kids these days

ducks

Dragonrage

23:49

i should post an audio clip of me talking.

agent86

@Dragonrage oh, man, yeah. my voice still breaks sometimes. it's embarrassing.

not as embarrassing as misspelling embarrassing, ironically.

Dragonrage

@agent86 i have a super deep voice. at least thats what people tell me.

agent86

@Dragonrage is it... sexy deep?

Dragonrage

@agent86 ill try and get an audio clip uploaded, and you can be the judge of that. a lot of people are wowed over it though

agent86

@Dragonrage maybe you should sell your voice-over services on fiverr or however you spell that

Dragonrage

23:56

@agent86 maybe

ardaozkal

GodEmperorDune

@ardaozkal i quit after reaching the moon

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