The Bridge

Kevin van der Velden

13:03

sets fire to the code

Does that count as help?

badp

I don't KNOW

GnomeSlice

Almost missed my bus because there was a spider in my shower

But then the bus ended up being 10 minutes late anyway

Ronan Forman

@badp What's the problem?

badp

@RonanForman I DON'T know

Ronan Forman

Other than the author not knowing what variables are.

badp

13:06

the author is me, naturally

Kevin van der Velden

sets fire to @badp

Does that count as help?

Ronan Forman

Or line breaks. You should add both of those.

badp

I just rammed things together until they did something remotely similar to what I wanted

Blem

Now God can't talk anymore

GnomeSlice

you're the kind of programmer my dad hates

badp

13:07

then gave it a cute name like Hyperbodge

Ronan Forman

@badp What did you want it to do?

badp

roughly what it does, which is pull some data from attributes or hidden subtables in plain sight

except I think I've managed to do it all wrong in every possible way

I only shared it for the ART value

I'm not going to touch it again

not after dubbing it the Hyperbodge

Ronan Forman

What's wrong with linebreaks?

badp

I actually stripped them before pasting here

for your CONVENIENCE

you are WELCOME

Ronan Forman

@badp I most certainly am not.

Arperum

13:10

@nukeforum 3 in 2.5 weeks.

badp

otherwise you would've had to hit 'show more'

or stare at an incomplete hyperbodge

half hyperbodge is not good hyperbodge

Sterno

Another day, another 60 Lifehacks rep

badp

also I think you will notice the Hyperbodge uses FUNCTIONAL PROGRAMMING

which automatically makes it GOOD

Ronan Forman

@badp It does not.

nukeforum

@Arperum Who did I miss?

Arperum

13:15

@nukeforum Lemmy Kilmister.

Wipqozn

@Sterno How much rep did you have before bounty town happened?

Arperum

Also ~same age (70 years and 4 days)

Wipqozn

657. Almost past your old limit.

Ronan Forman

$("table.fullTable tbody tr.wrapless td").each(function (index, value) {
    if (index % 6 == 1) {
        value.innerText += ' ' + (value.onclick + '').replace(/[^0-9]/g, '');
    }
    if (index % 6 == 2) {
        value.innerText += $(value.parentElement.nextElementSibling).children('.badpls').innerText;
    }
});

Sterno

@Wipqozn 20? 30?

nukeforum

13:17

@Arperum I didn't even hear about that one :( So sad

fredley

@RonanForman Are you reusing #badpls?

Arperum

@nukeforum Slaps the media

Sterno

TOP LIFEHACKS USER OF 2016

6

BRB, suicide

3

Ronan Forman

@fredley Yeah it is a loop isn't it.

fredley

JUST CAN'T KEEP THE REP OFF

Ronan Forman

13:20

@Sterno I don't think you understand what one of those things means.

fredley

IT KEEPS COMING BACK

Unionhawk

YOU MADE YOUR CHOICE LONG AGO

Arperum

@nukeforum It was also cancer.

nukeforum

@Arperum Can we just cure cancer already? Jeez

GnomeSlice

Some people think they have already

Unionhawk

13:22

University of Cincinnati has found an enzyme that communicates that there is an energy source over here for cancer cells to grow

Arperum

@nukeforum He got informed about having cancer two days before his death.

Unionhawk

So that's a possible route they're looking at

Arperum

His last concert was ~a week before.

nukeforum

@Arperum That's pretty hardcore..

Arperum

@nukeforum Yea, brain tumors all over the place apparently. And seemingly the end of the tour was Lemmy going crazy on the stage and then basically collapsing until the next show where he again gave it his all.

Lazers 2.0

13:24

0

Q: What's the use of radios?

I just started the game last night, so I haven't gone too far in yet. From the start of the game I can see radios lying around, but they don't seem to do much. Does turning them on attract zombies? Do they serve any function? Please explain, but if they are used in quests please don't tell me how...

dying-light

-1

Q: What did Mama Murphy just say?

I realised from the image in What are the repercussions of letting Skinny Malone live? that it would have been useful to understand what Mama Murphy was muttering about when she got hepped up on funny pills. Is there a transcript of her visions somewhere? (I guess I can probably find YouTube vid...

fallout-4

GnomeSlice

I wonder if it's illegal to listen to music featuring sirens and/or car horns while driving

Nightcrawler - Road Blaster (Tommy '86 Remix)

►

Also whoever posted that code broke mobile chat until it scrolls off the page

nukeforum

@Arperum Talk about rocking out until you drop! Joking aside, that's some serious dedication. I gotta listen to the Motorhead discography all day now.

badp

@RonanForman that still doesn't solve many of the wtfs

Arperum

@GnomeSlice doesn't break in chatsey

badp

the idx check is supposed to pick the second and third line of every row

the logical thing, doing that with selectors, doesn't work

fredley

13:34

@GnomeSlice You're illegal to listen to while driving

badp

"table.fullTable tbody tr.wrapless td:nth(1)" only picks the 2nd of ALL of the td's

as opposed to the second child of EACH tr

because fuck you that's why

GnomeSlice

..

badp

(inb4 nthChild)

Sterno

Excellent guide subtitle

GnomeSlice

D-A-D - Titan (HQ)

►

Dadmusic best music

that's his twitter handle

Ronan Forman

13:36

@badp Try nth-child(1) instead?

Oh oops.

Private Pansy

@badp Also consider using nth-of-type

nukeforum

@GnomeSlice esolangs.org/wiki/Emoticon

GnomeSlice

im familiar with emoticons

Arperum

@Unionhawk Good.

GnomeSlice

believe it or not

oh god

nukeforum

13:39

@GnomeSlice You didn't even visit the page...

jeez

GnomeSlice

emoticon programming language

nukeforum

yes

GnomeSlice

why

fredley

→ 9 messages moved to 💩

5

GnomeSlice

lol @fredley

somebody star it for me

fredley

13:39

That was surprisingly difficult to do

GnomeSlice

also the google poop emoji is way grosser than apples

its literally a steaming pile of shit

Unionhawk

Didn't @RedRiderX develop Emo.js?

GnomeSlice

witha fly circling it

Wipqozn

@fredley That reminds me, I want to make an Android app.

fredley

@GnomeSlice You're literally etc. etc.

@Wipqozn For hwhat purpose?

Arperum

13:41

@nukeforum cc @RedRiderX? Wasn't it you who was doing something with emojis at some point?

Unionhawk

@Arperum Think so

nukeforum

@Arperum I remember seeing something from him over on the pcg.se

Wipqozn

@fredley Laziness, like the best apps are. I might not make it an Androd app though, just a website. BUT! When I'm reading an ebook which is multiple books in one, it's more time consuming to calculate my progress for Goodreads. I need to remember numbers and everything, so I'm going to make an app to handle all that stuff for me and submit a status update tog oodreads.

I suspect I'm the only one that will use it

Unionhawk

emojs.github.io

Private Pansy

The problem is there are multiple editions

fredley

13:43

@Wipqozn "Just a temporary hack, I'll be the only person that sees this" -> start of every computer program ever

Unionhawk

Would you say it's a

LIFEHACK

Lifehack: develop your own android app to do the thing you want

Wipqozn

@fredley Yeah, perahsp there are others as lazy as I am.

two bugs

@Wipqozn does Goodreads have an API?

fredley

@Wipqozn Build it as a web service, then you can create an Android app that's literally just a webview that points at it

Unionhawk

I should learn app development

So I can say that I have done it

Wipqozn

13:45

@fredley That's a good idea. Thanks.

Unionhawk

Because that's literally all the rage

Wipqozn

@twobugs Yeah, it does. I think I'll need to get an API Key, though. I'll need to double check.

Sterno

I've got another Lifehack. My coworker made his normal desk a "standing desk" by stacking up a lot of books and stealing the little phone tray things from a bunch of other desk.

badp

oh good

Sterno

Super classy

Wipqozn

13:48

@Sterno Great for when your company doesn't want to pyu for a standing desk

I think in Canada if you ask for a standing desk they need to provide one

two bugs

@Wipqozn That's pretty cool. Sounds like a fun project

Sterno

@Wipqozn Canada is a weird and magical place.

Wipqozn

@twobugs Yeah. ProvidedI get an API Key my plan is to grab a users "currently reading" list, let them assign a starting and ending page for the book, save it, and then you only need to put in your current page number and it'll send off status update to Goodreads.

Basicallly, when I'm reading those multibooks in one ebook books,if I want to calculate my progress I need to keep track of the page the book starts on, and the total count. It's annoying.

and I'm lazy, and programming is fun, so you know

nukeforum

@Unionhawk You should! It's a valuable skill and it's relatively easy to learn to do! And fun!

Unionhawk

@fredley I also love how you just rename android hell for your purposes instead of creating very hell etc

GnomeSlice

13:52

now i have to stay an extra half hour at work because of the damn spider

I mean bus

Unionhawk

@GNOMESLICE RIDES A GIANT SPIDER IN TO WORK: DATA ACCEPTED

4

fredley

@Unionhawk Android Hell is now unsearchable, I don't know if anyone will ever find it again

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice Fuckin' Bus Spiders

Unionhawk

@fredley Goddammit hold on

GnomeSlice

no, the spider in my shower

fredley

13:53

@Unionhawk (protip: click the link to it from the starred list)

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk This would honestly increase my respect for @GnomeSlice a fuckton

GnomeSlice

He just set the whole day up to fail

Wipqozn

Like I'd probably be terrified if I saw him in RL, since it would mean he was a total giant spider conquering bad ass

Unionhawk

in Android Hell, 19 secs ago, by Unionhawk

room topic changed to Android Hell: It Is a Real Place, and You Will Be Sent There at the First Sign of Defiance. (wherein @fredley really IS an idiot) [aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa] [eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek] [gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah] [noooooooooooooooooooooooo] [whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

It's also rooms/165, or in my "owner of" section

So it was never actually lost

Just stupid

Kevin van der Velden

LOST FOREVER

FOR EVER

RedRiderX

13:55

@nukeforum Well that is emoticons not emojis

Unionhawk

13 mins ago, by Unionhawk

http://emojs.github.io/

RedRiderX

Also this guy got way farther then I did

Unionhawk

Heh

fredley

@Unionhawk To overcome the search problem, i had to name it Android Hell, search for it in the move menu, then go back and change the name, then click the move button

The effort I go into for meaningless stars

RedRiderX

I was thinking of a full text replacement, so you didn't need latin characters at all.

Ohnana

13:57

you guys really like garbage canning messages :P

RedRiderX

But I didn't get that far, mainly because I ran out of good emoji jokes

nukeforum

@RedRiderX Yeah, I realized I hadn't linked the emoji esolang that i had seen before

Unionhawk

@Ohnana It's the national pastime of the Fédération Internationale de Bridge Moderators Association

RedRiderX

Woah this is way more hard core esolangs.org/wiki/Emoji

Sterno

Wait a minute. Alan Rickman is dead too?

Stop dying, people.

fredley

13:59

@Sterno yup :(

nukeforum

@RedRiderX Yeah, there's another one I saw that used a bunch of the newer emojis too

Really rad stuff

RedRiderX

esolangs.org/wiki/EmojiCoder maybe

Unionhawk

@RedRiderX Oh god

Ohnana

@RedRiderX esolangs.org/wiki/AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

RedRiderX

Yeah my project was more coffescript then go

nukeforum

14:01

@RedRiderX it had the rainbow and the unicorn one, the one i'm thinking of

Unionhawk

Stack languages

shudder

StrixVaria

Not Alan Rickman :(

Fuck cancer.

Ohnana

@StrixVaria AGDQ just raised a ton of money for research

so i guess that's comforting

nukeforum

@RedRiderX emojis are neat and all, but my favorite esolangs so far are esolangs.org/wiki/Rail and esolangs.org/wiki/Hexagony

Unionhawk

> Hexagony is a two-dimensional stack-based programming language

nope.avi

nukeforum

14:06

@Unionhawk It's super neat though! all your code is written in a hexagon!

Unionhawk

NOPE.MP4

Ronan Forman

I've messed about with Befunge which is like that but square.

fredley

> Hexagony has 6 instruction pointers (IPs). They start out in the corners of the source code, pointing along the edge in the clockwise direction.

RedRiderX

@RedRiderX also that was unfair of me comparing go to a stack language but I can't think of any good stack languages atm

nukeforum

I found an esolang once called haystack or something, that one was really cool. Kinda like Rail where the program termination character was a "needle" -> |

Unionhawk

14:09

I can't think of any good stack languages.

Blem

Best actor in a leading role
Bryan Cranston – Trumbo
Matt Damon – The Martian
Leonardo DiCaprio – The Revenant
Michael Fassbender – Steve Jobs
Eddie Redmayne – The Danish Girl

Unionhawk

Like, that's diving into Assembly territory

Except at least Assembly has registers or something

Kevin van der Velden

@RedRiderX unless you mean something different by stack language, then lua is one

Also coffeescript isn't one

nukeforum

@Unionhawk Forth?

RedRiderX

@KevinvanderVelden Yeah but EmoJS just compiles to JS like Coffescript does

Unionhawk

14:11

@KevinvanderVelden The emoji language above is literally "put this thing on the stack, etc, add 2 numbers from the stack"

Like, think RedPower 2 computers

Kevin van der Velden

@RedRiderX that's not what stack language means

Unionhawk

Instead of ComputerCraft computers

Kevin van der Velden

Uuh, lua api is one

And behind the scenes as well

Unionhawk

Well, the front and behind the scenes of the RP2 computers is literally stack

All day all the time

Kevin van der Velden

@Unionhawk never used 'm =p

I've programmed with the C api to lua though

Interesting times

Ronan Forman

14:13

@KevinvanderVelden I don't think he said it was.

RedRiderX

@KevinvanderVelden I should have replied but I was comparing my joke emoji language to that other joke emoji language by saying that mine wasn't a stack language and more a js superset language

Kevin van der Velden

@RedRiderX aaaah

Unionhawk

Now you look like quite the fool

Kevin van der Velden

I thought you meant to say that coffeescript is a stack language because it stacks on top of another language

Which is not what stack language means =p

Unionhawk

No he's saying the other emoji language is a stack language because it literally is

Kevin van der Velden

14:14

@Unionhawk "I thought"

Unionhawk

WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG, DRAGON

Ronan Forman

@KevinvanderVelden Well don't.

Unionhawk

that kind of works, right?

It doesn't have quite the impact of "TURTLE", "PUPPET", or "TRAITOR", but it'll do

Kevin van der Velden

@RonanForman I don't anymore, hence the past tense

Ronan Forman

@KevinvanderVelden Well now it looks like I'm the fool.

Kevin van der Velden

14:16

@RonanForman Sweet, that was the goal

Unionhawk

room topic changed to The Bridge: General Arqade chat, wherein we all look quite the fool, but some of us are more fool than others [-context] [-fun] [-games] [jin-fanclub] [lazers] [-lifehacks] [-poetry] [-spoilers] [-uni]

RedRiderX

@KevinvanderVelden lols

Kevin van der Velden

/ban @Uni for being off-topic

Sterno

Remember when you could change the room topic for real, @Unionhawk?

Unionhawk

@Sterno Remember when you could change the room topic for real?

pls

StackExchange

14:19

StrixVaria has added Sterno to the list of this room's owners.

Unionhawk

. . . I SEE HOW IT IS

Feeds

Ronan Forman has added Unionhawk to the list of this room's owners.

StrixVaria

@Unionhawk @Sterno is a responsible adult.

Unionhawk

I'm an adult! That's basically the same thing right?

arggggg

StrixVaria

@Unionhawk This conflicts with my headcanon of you.

Unionhawk

14:24

Well guess what, @RonanForman is an adult too

So

StrixVaria

@Unionhawk is just a surprisingly mature teenager.

Unionhawk

DEAL WITH IT

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How can I reset all my TF2 achievements?

So I stopped playing TF2 for a while and would like to start up again. I played a little bit and it doesn't seem as fun without the achievements. How can I reset these? Ive tried reset statistics but it did not reset achievements.

achievements team-fortress-2

Unionhawk

It took me way too long to find that

Also searching gif posted by user 27 is a slightly scary place

gifs posted by 11935 is no less scary

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE BOTH OF YOU

AAll right place your bets, will this build of the local debug server have the right version number

LET'S FIND OUT

NO

ARG

Kevin van der Velden

Not me! I'm 320

Sterno

14:39

@Unionhawk I think the only time I've changed the room topic is to fix it when someone else did something dumb. Mostly I just unpin things

Unionhawk

@Sterno I mostly just clear stars and android hell things

I think I've changed it once*

Sterno

Good morning, Bridge.

STAR CLEARING AHOY

badp

@Unionhawk you're welcome

Ronan Forman

@Sterno Oh no. Who reset sterno?

Kevin van der Velden

@Sterno must... not... star...

Sterno

14:40

It was a @fbueckert reference. I wonder how long it's been since he did that. THERE'S NO WAY TO CHECK

Unionhawk

There absolutely is

OH JESUS TOO MANY USERS NAMED FRANK

ABORT

Sterno

Oh, December 28th. Not as long ago as I thought.

Dec 28 '15 at 18:08, by fredley

Like when I used to ninja clear stars on Frank's "Good morning, Bridge" posts

badp

@Unionhawk weak

Kevin van der Velden

Dec 28 '15 at 18:13, by Kevin van der Velden

Apr 9 at 13:23, by Frank

Good morning, Bridge

Unionhawk

@badp (it's doable but more annoying)

badp

14:42

THE HYPERBODGE

Unionhawk

chat.stackexchange.com/…

Kevin van der Velden

I believe we've had this conversation just 2 weeks ago, also, last year

badp

IT GROWS

Sterno

@KevinvanderVelden That was a whole year ago

By some definition of year

and ago

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Why does the institute make synths?

I've been wondering about how the institute manages to produce synths with the very limited amount of resources left in the commonwealth but primarily why they even bother. Granted I haven't completed the game yet so I don't know everything there is to know about the institute. To me it seems t...

fallout-4

Sterno

14:43

and whole

Kevin van der Velden

@Sterno I already pointed that out

Sterno

Are you just going to keep pointing out things you already pointed out?

Kevin van der Velden

@Sterno maybe

It's fun! I like helping the bride remember things

Like the time @fredley got banned for posting a certain image of a woman and a spider

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden Wow, such memory

Sterno

?

JESSICA DREW IS BEST SPIDER-WOMAN

Unionhawk

14:45

> Dear Student:
> Effective January 17, 2016, self-balancing scooters (also referred to as battery-operated scooters or hands-free segways and more popularly known as hoverboards) may not be operated, charged, or stored in University of Dayton campus residential facilities. This action is being taken because of recent safety concerns raised by the Consumer Product Safety Commission and the National Fire Protection Association .

Heh

fredley

@Unionhawk chat.stackexchange.com/…

Ohnana

@Unionhawk lawl

fredley

@Sterno USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

Kevin van der Velden

@Unionhawk I think the best one was of some guy unpacking his cheap one. Turning it on, barely stepping on it and it immediately catching on fire

No idea if that was staged or not

Unionhawk

Don't they have a warning to keep a bag of sand nearby while charging to put out a lithium battery fire? Or something?

Sterno

14:47

@fredley for Lifehacks mod 2016

That site is over a year old. They should have elections.

fredley

"If elected mod, I will delete every user and post on this site"

RIP diamond

Unionhawk

@Sterno Doesn't that only happen if it's a Real Site(tm)?

Sterno

"If elected mod, I'll ignore this site and just use my mod powers in other sites chat rooms"

7

Unionhawk

(where Real Site means not a beta)

Kevin van der Velden

@Unionhawk probably not

Unionhawk

14:49

I know there was something with literally this warning

Kevin van der Velden

It's only the cheap ones (which are the only ones anyone buys) and they explode/catch on fire because 0 fucks were given about safety

Sterno

Someone here should run in every single 2016 StackExchange election until they win somewhere.

Run under the platform of "I want to be a winner."

Some stupid site will elect you.

Mad Scientist

@Unionhawk Only after graduation, yes

@Sterno It's easier to get pro-tem on a completely new site

Unionhawk

So, Lifehacks will never have elections, probably

Sterno

@MadScientist Easier, but less ridiculous

I want another Arqade election. Drama FTW

I'll fondly remember the last election as "The time back when @FAE actually still came to chat sometimes."

Kevin van der Velden

14:55

RIP @FAE's autocomplete :(

(She's still alive on goodreads!)

Ronan Forman

@Sterno And also I wasn't here. Coincidence? I think so!

Sterno

TIL @RonanForman killed @FAE

Ronan Forman

@Sterno How did you find out? I kept it a secret so well!

Unionhawk

this story is amazimg https://twitter.com/sad_tree/status/687084589446262784

Tweeted by jonnysun on January 13, 2016 at 11:22 PM

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