The Bridge

Sterno

14:04

8

Q: How to quickly cure headaches without medicine

I've experienced this sometimes when I go for hours without water or little food and suddenly I experience a headache that gradually gets worse as time goes on. Until now I used to just pop a pill and get it over with, but I've always looked for alternatives and frankly the internet is filled wit...

faceplam

fredley

That feeling when you open XCode after it's updated and try to run your code

Unionhawk

@Sterno to be fair, "treat as dehydration" is usually right

Headache is one of the primary symptoms aside from thirst obviously

Sterno

I like that he's done his research, found "the internet is filled with data over data", and decided that the place that could finally give him an authoritative answer was Lifehacks.

Unionhawk

But it almost seems like that question was rejected from health, and asked on Lifehacks instead

Yes

Sterno

In this particular situation where he says he hasn't had anything to eat or drink all day, yes, that's the likely culprit. Though that makes you wonder how stupid he is that he even needs to ask. But I'm not sure how to respond to your statement that "treat as deyhdration" is usually going to work. There are a LOT of things that cause headaches

Yuuki

14:11

Note to self: stop eating things cooked in oil for breakfast.

Unionhawk

@Sterno I mean in general as far as alternatives to medicine go, water is usually a pretty solid option. It doesn't fix everything though, sure

Unless you're dying of dysentery and the water isn't clean, I guess.

Decidedly not a good bet in that case

(what are you even going on about?)

Oh wow, I didn't even catch that he had a connection as to potentially why he has headaches. What the hell.

Sterno

He's roughly asking the equivalent of "Sometimes after I bang my head against the wall for a long time, it hurts. How can I fix that?"

Kevin van der Velden

@PrivatePansy no way

That is awesome

Yuuki

Another one on the list of "holy s---, people are too good at this game" moments for Battlefield.

Unionhawk

@Sterno yes

How the fuck have you tried and it didn't work when you say that your symptoms only occur when you are dehydrated and haven't eaten

Also

That reminds me, I need to get my cpr/first aid renewed

Private Pansy

14:28

Also, I just listened to Douglas Crockford speak

Yuuki

Huh. Apparently, people with cystic fibrosis are naturally resistant to tuberculosis.

I mean, you still have cystic fibrosis, which sucks, but there's that.

Private Pansy

> "There is goodness in JavaScript. When you use JavaScript, you have a choice - you can go Jedi, or you can go Jar Jar."

Unionhawk

See, I told you it's real cc @Wipqozn

EXPLAIN THAT, TURTLE

IF JAR JAR LIVES ON ENDOR YOU MUST ACQUIT

Yuuki

Oh yeah, Houston didn't ratify HERO.

Unionhawk

Oh yeah apparently that's a big deal... Why... Is that a big deal I have no idea

Yuuki

14:34

Whoo, go fearmongering and blatant intentional lying.

@Unionhawk I didn't really have anything in the movement either for or against, I just disliked how the whole campaign got centered on bathrooms of all things.

@Unionhawk HERO stands for Houston Equal Rights Ordinance.

StrixVaria

@Sterno I guess it's probably a good thing that this is failing to load for me. Then I don't have to visit lifehacks.

Yuuki

Basically, city ordinance about preventing discrimination against people on basis of gender, race, etc.

Unionhawk

NICE

Yuuki

Which you'd think already existed so there wasn't a need for the ordinance, but it's Houston (and thus Texas) so yeah.

Unionhawk

It doesn't exist in most states

Kevin van der Velden

14:37

@Yuuki probably transgender rights?

Yuuki

@KevinvanderVelden That was a big thing.

But yeah, the "against" movement zeroed in on f--kin' bathrooms.

Kevin van der Velden

I mean, I have no idea what the thing was about but getting arrested/killed for going to the "wrong" bathroom has happened multiple times

Yuuki

Even my mom was complaining about guys going into women's bathrooms if HERO passed.

Unionhawk

Ohio voted down issue 3, which is good because it was awful

StrixVaria

Is downforeveryoneorjustme.com down for everyone or just me?

Kevin van der Velden

14:38

@Yuuki well there's your problem. It'd be women going into women's bathrooms if HERO passed

Yuuki

It's an idiotic issue because it's a complete non-issue.

Even if HERO passed, businesses still can still refuse bathroom rights to people if they believe there is a cause for concern.

Unionhawk

Voted up issue 1 which is good because it's fucking obvious

Yuuki

Like a person who looks like a dude going into a women's bathroom.

Kevin van der Velden

@Yuuki except there are also people proposing bills ilke this: digitaljournal.com/article/346126

So, no, it is not a non-issue

Yuuki

If that person turns out to be transgender, the business can still essentially say "whoops, my bad, go ahead".

And not be sued or anything.

Unionhawk

14:40

(3 is a monopoly for marijuana, which includes legalization, 1 is a bipartisan redistricting committee to stop gerrymandering)

Kevin van der Velden

Also for texas specifically: advocate.com/politics/transgender/2015/03/10/…

Yuuki

@KevinvanderVelden No, I'm saying the whole concern about the "wrong" people going into bathrooms without repercussions is a non-issue for HERO because 1) HERO doesn't even mention bathrooms and 2) what I stated above.

Kevin van der Velden

@Yuuki except both things I linked

Yuuki

You are talking about other stuff. I am talking about HERO in particular.

Kevin van der Velden

Which make it obvious that it is not a non-issue, 2 grand + legal costs for going into the "wrong" bathroom

Yuuki

14:42

In the context of HERO (and only HERO), it is a non-issue. Because HERO sidesteps it completely. Outside of HERO, yes it is a problem.

Kevin van der Velden

Ah aight

Yeah job interview next tuesday

Yuuki

I am complaining about how the whole campaign against the ordinance, which was supposed to be a general non-discrimination law, turned the whole thing into a debate about bathrooms. That shouldn't have even been a part of the argument because it wasn't even relevant to the ordinance. Bathrooms and bathroom access would've been exactly the same before and after HERO.

Had HERO passed.

GnomeSlice

the very last john cena joke ever

►

Kevin van der Velden

Ok

Yuuki

15:00

What. The f--k?!

Ronan Forman

15:30

@Yuuki If you can't fight it, fight something different.

GodEmperorDune

15:46

@GnomeSlice wat

cenamazing?

GnomeSlice

> Daphne texted me

GodEmperorDune

why does daphne have john cena's number?

ah, i have visited know your meme and now understand the refrance

well done @GnomeSlice

GnomeSlice

Is it a reference?

I just thought it was because the joke is that daphne knows a lot of male celebrities

Yuuki

/r/UnexpectedCena

GodEmperorDune

IT'S JOHN CENA Vine compilation

►

fredley

15:55

UnexpectedCera

GodEmperorDune

thanks @Yuuki now i will burn the rest of my day watching meme videos

Yuuki

@GodEmperorDune You say that like that wasn't already your plan.

GodEmperorDune

damn these are really good

Poor Jack!

►

also why are the silicon valley guys doing smirnoff commercials now?

Unionhawk

16:14

@GodEmperorDune Nobody knows

Literally my roommate is wondering the same thing

user58869

16:34

is kim kardashian hollywood any good?

Rapitor

probably not

badp

I just wrote location.assign(location.href), please advise

/cc @PrivatePansy

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: terraria ios solar eclipse glitch or luck

ok so i have the latest ios version of terraria and I have killed chuthulu the brain of chuthulu slime king all three mechanicals plantera golem and I still haven't had a solar eclipse have spent about 500 hours trying to get a solar eclipse and nothing. why is this is it a glitch or luck. I help...

terraria ios terraria-mobile

Kevin van der Velden

@badp dance?

badp

16:49

@KevinvanderVelden is dancing an appropriate solution to POST/GET confusion

Unionhawk

Good lord how did I ever live without /localsub on BTTV

(hides everyone but subscribers and moderators in a twitch chat, which is nice for large chats)

badp

what makes you think subscribers won't copypasta

Unionhawk

They usually don't, and either way it cuts down on the chat experience by multiple orders of magnitude

Sometimes they do, but subs are usually less terrible

Jesus Christ that's a lot of emotes for twitch/bobross

Kevin van der Velden

@badp yes. Dancing is always an appropriate solution

Sterno

Best website design

Unionhawk

17:03

It's more about reducing the scroll speed, and less about actually making the chat good

fredley

@Sterno Famous site. We were shown this in UX lectures as an example of terrible, terrible UX that actually works a lot better than many carefully designed sites.

@Sterno Best page on that site

Kevin van der Velden

@Sterno I think I found where they dumped the excess geocity gifs

fredley

2

:)

For more Ling:

Ling V vs. Duncan Bannatyne (Dragon Den How To Win In The Den) LINGsCARS - full version

►

Sterno

17:22

OH GOD A SPIDER IN MY HEADPHONES

3

fredley

MadMAxJr

RIP Sterno

Sterno

@fredley And my hair. And my ears.

fredley

Yuuki

@fredley THIS. @STERNO'S ON FIRE!!!!

Pauses in music are weird to emulate in text.

Unionhawk

17:30

You're weird to emulate in text

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk urmom is weird to emulate in text

cc @Wipqozn

Lazers 2.0

-2

Q: I want to know how to get a clone of yourself!

No plugins and mods please. I want to make a staff wall:

minecraft

Yuuki

... I just realized I haven't submitted my timesheets for the past two weeks.

Unionhawk

Crap neither have I

Crap I need ink. Wal mart today then.

fredley

I haven't owned a printer in years. I'm basically living the dream.

Unionhawk

17:36

That sounds like the lamest dream

Yuuki

Note to self: never put tomatoes in a sandwich (or sub) that you plan on eating the next day.

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk it's @fredley's dream

Unionhawk

Exactly

StrixVaria

@fredley This was true for me up until last year. I got a printer as a birthday present form my in-laws because my wife told them that she wanted a printer.

Unionhawk

Hahahahahahahaha

StrixVaria

17:37

I didn't set it up for a few months but they kept asking me if it worked, so I finally did. I've used it like twice.

Unionhawk

I'm a student and fuck paying for printing on campus

Essentially

user15026

I have two. One sitting ontop of the other.

StrixVaria

@Unionhawk Yeah paying to print stuff is lame.

Unionhawk

Mostly fuck going somewhere to print

I like having the option to be lazy and try to print last minute

GodEmperorDune

@StrixVaria that's what a job is for :D

MadMAxJr

17:39

My university required print cards. You got 50 sheets a semester free, then a 10 cent per page charge for black and white. I discovered their admin override was 1234. For all machines.

StrixVaria

@GodEmperorDune Yeah I was fine just printing things at work as needed.

Sterno

@Unionhawk Don't worry. Once you have a job you'll abuse the office printer to make all the free printings you want.

Printing out D&D battle maps on our color plotter? Hell yeah!

Unionhawk

All the kids use the Internet these days

Ie TTS or something

Sterno

It's not real gaming if you can't smell the unwashed gamer next to you.

Unionhawk

I think they can simulate that now too

fredley

17:42

@StrixVaria Now if I want things printed, I print them at work.

If I want things printed nicely, I get them done at a print shop

Everything is better when you don't own a printer

Unionhawk

Everything?

user58869

even marmite so i've heard

Unionhawk

I now have danger zone in my head and it's @fredley's fault

fredley

@Unionhawk ಠ_ಠ

Unionhawk

Your counter trolling is successful god damn you

Lazers 2.0

17:52

-2

Q: How to make fireworks in minecraft pe answer

Get paper and gunpowder and a diamond and dies and craft it in a crafting table and you will have a firework shell and tap a animal with the firework shell and it shoots

final-fantasy-13-2

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk i have the unexpected cena song stuck in my head and it's all @Yuuki's fault

Yuuki

@GodEmperorDune Doo doo doo doo~

Unionhawk

@GodEmperorDune THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED THIS SUNDAY NIGHT ON THE WWE SUPER SLAM

Damn you

Yuuki

Lazers 2.0

-1

Q: Is there any cheats glitches or any other things for minecraft Xbox 360 version

Is there any way to get glitches and cheats and other things on minecraft like duplication glitches and cheats.

minecraft cheats

GodEmperorDune

18:02

@Yuuki its funny because php is not involved

Unionhawk

@Lazers fucks sake cheats aren't illegal

Especially not in a single player game, which minecraft can be

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How to lose cops?

How can I lose the cops? In previous grand theft auto games, my tactic was to drive to a spray paint garage, but I tried that in GTA V and the garages are always closed "lose the cops".

grand-theft-auto-5

GnomeSlice

18:21

murgatroid99

@GodEmperorDune PHP: "Act like they are interested even when they are not?"

Grace Note

Sterno

@Unionhawk If you hack Minecraft for Xbox360, Bill Gates comes to your house and arrests you.

GnomeSlice

@GraceNote lmao

MadMAxJr

18:43

If you hack Minecraft for Xbox360, Notch cries a little more realizing how alone he is after the sellout.

Sterno

He weeps into his giant pile of cash.

MadMAxJr

And then tweets.

GnomeSlice

19:07

Biggest Trials Fail

►

hue

Yuuki

@GnomeSlice Why are they from the 1940s?

GnomeSlice

heh

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Convert cities/baronies to theocracies

Is there a way to make a vassal who only holds a city title be theocratic permanently? Theocracies can hold cities like Republics, but giving a theocratic unlanded vassal a city converts them to Republic, and if a you give a temple holder a city, I think his temple and city titles will go to diff...

crusader-kings-2

badp

19:31

oh good I managed to break my xbox 360 controller apparently

it plugs in, but does not turn on

I AM AMAZEBALLS

Unionhawk

How did you even manage that

GnomeSlice

Could be the cord up where it attaches to the controller

mine broke there too

badp

nevermind

I don't know why the cable is split in two parts

but it just got loose at the circular junction thingy

MadMAxJr

That's a break-away cord

Meant that if you had a sudden jerk or tug, you don't pull the console/PC clean off the table/whatever

Sterno

Kids love those

two bugs

19:45

One Weird Lifehack Discovered By A Kids

GodEmperorDune

@MadMAxJr phrasing!

cc @uni

Texenox

20:15

ey

Rapitor

20:39

found a bug

user15026

I have no idea what that means.

Rapitor

me neither, but I can't do anything on Arqade.

Unionhawk

shouldiblamewipqozn.com

13

Rapitor

or any other SE site for that matter

Unionhawk

I mean shouldiblamecaching.com

Rapitor

20:42

just tried restarting chrome, nope.

Unionhawk

Hmm

shouldiblametimstone.com

then

Rapitor

diving into IE...

Unionhawk

(I blame @TimStone like he's @TimPost even though I'm distinctly aware he isn't, is the joke)

Texenox

Does that mean yes, then?

user15026

@Texenox we know.

user15026

20:43

Well, obviously, its broken, gotta blame someone! ;)

Texenox

@WIIIIIPQOOOOZZN

Rapitor

Same error in IE.

well then. has work decided to some weird half ass blocking now

GodEmperorDune

@Rapitor yep

Wipqozn

@Texenox That doesn't ping me

Texenox

@Wipqozn I'm well aware.

GodEmperorDune

20:45

@Wipqozn urmom doesn't ping me

Texenox

@GodEmperorDune quickly googles "supa hot fire gif"

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk Someone needs to make this a thing

Looking at you @fredley

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn meh, it's not worth the $10 annual DNS

Unionhawk

@Wipqozn I think @TimStone should do it

He owes us for breaking @Rapitor's SE experience

Rapitor

indeed.

GodEmperorDune

20:49

i thought we agreed that @Wipqozn was responsible

all that blocking in a half shell

Yuuki

Ah, the text is overlaid.

Makes sense.

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki fail

Yuuki

Texenox

>inb4 flagged

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki flagged for being awkward and unfunny

Yuuki

20:53

@GodEmperorDune Most of the ones that the site generates are.

Aequitas

Hi guys, my friend made this 2d platformer game if you wanna check it out that'd be great

Texenox

@Aequitas SPEAK THY NAME, SPAMBOT

(I kid, I kid.)

Aequitas

:p

user15026

@Yuuki Um. Why is this here.

Sterno

Now my health insurance provider is even in on it.

Yuuki

21:00

John Oliver had a bit about politicians using completely fake quotes and then made a website that generates completely fake quotes.

user15026

@Sterno Lifehacks, they're everywhere.

user15026

@Yuuki Fair enough, but that last one is a bit....much, no?

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki it would be better if they were funny

user15026

(aka I don't want to have to flag it, but it kinda skirts the appropriateness line.)

Yuuki

I think I live with a vampire.

GodEmperorDune

21:02

@AshleyNunn just modabuse and delete it

Unionhawk

Huh. Caching says there's still an active flag on it when it's clearly an actioned flag

Sterno

Oh damn it

I can't read deleted stuff.

This is the worst.

Feeds

Unionhawk has added Sterno to the list of this room's owners.

2

MadMAxJr

Blame caching

Sterno

Now I just read the deleted stuff and wished I hadn't.

user15026

21:04

@Sterno That's usually the case with deleted things.

Unionhawk

Not with self-deleted things a lot of the time

But usually it's just boring

Aequitas

ooh can I be a room owner too?

Kevin van der Velden

No.

(Note: I have no say in this)

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How to download games on Steam without using steam

I recently switched to an Ubuntu computer and the one thing that annoys me is the lack of games available. However I have found a program called WINE which can run Windows applications (.exe) on Linux computers. I have nearly all of my games on Steam but it won't let me download the files if I'm ...

steam wine

GnomeSlice

That's one of the things Desura had that I wish Steam had done

You could opt out of the client entirely

But Desura was also shit, so

GodEmperorDune

21:19

they were the ones that stopped paying devs, right?

GnomeSlice

Yeah.

It was never under sound management.

MadMAxJr

Is the Desura service defunct or still floating? I see the owners filed for Bankruptcy earlier this year.

GnomeSlice

Still usable afaik

Also my bus is now 10 minutes late

So I am going to be late for work

itch.io has kind of taken over as the go-to for small indies.

I don't think Desura would recover even if somebody bailed them out

Which is a shame, they had some really nice features.

GodEmperorDune

yeah the steam client UI is pretty shitty

Unionhawk

@Aequitas according to mod abuse ordinance 1604, no

MadMAxJr

21:33

Moderating was hard in 1604, what with the Anglo-Spanish war just coming to an end.

Wipqozn

Fun fact: 9/10 mods agree that mod abuse is loads of fun

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn which mod disagrees with that?

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune Your mom.

MadMAxJr

The blistering blackened crater where moderator #10 used to stand.

user15026

I was gonna say me, but then the implications of being @GodEmperorDune's mom are kinda weird.

Unionhawk

21:35

Contribute to our list for #NationalStressAwarenessDay, MOST STRESSFUL SITUATIONS EVER ✚ https://li.st/l/7hCocV5RKFnUscAguUepdN

Tweeted by midnight on November 4, 2015 at 9:34 PM

Unrelated note

> Diffusing a bomb with your mother in law watching.

MadMAxJr

Making me aware of national stress awareness day is stressful.

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk and its not a keep talking refrance... tsk tsk

GnomeSlice

Which nation

Unionhawk

Probably the best one

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk all of the mentioned situtations are not very stressful

Yuuki

21:36

@Unionhawk Defusing a bomb with your mother-in-law watching would also be stressful.

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki no, you need to spread it around

Unionhawk

@GodEmperorDune dude, no joke, being trapped under ice would be scary as fuck, and is half of why I don't ice dive

GodEmperorDune

with her going "you missed a spot"

Unionhawk

The other half being that ice diving is cold

Wipqozn

@Yuuki Dang

I was hoping you'd be all "I don't think I should have been suspended", because I was going to b e all "Just let it go". Frozen joke, you're @yuuki, et cetear.

You guys really needs to start behaving in exactly the way I come up with in my imaginations so that I can make more bad jokes.

6

GodEmperorDune

21:39

@Wipqozn just let it go @Wipqozn

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune OH SNAP

That was a good one @GodEmperorDune

Your joke is WIPQOZN APPROVED

Unionhawk

@AshleyNunn this is what I'm talking about with this guy being literally both of the skeletal brothers

GodEmperorDune

thanks

@Wipqozn :D

Unionhawk

And if @Wipqozn played Undertale he'd know what the fuck I was talking about

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk I really do need to paly that

Unionhawk

21:40

Yes

MadMAxJr

Man, you just put the idea in my head of playing 'Keep talking and nobody explodes' with my parents in my head.

user15026

@Unionhawk No argument here.

fredley

21:54

@Wipqozn Please provide guidance

In the form of a character spec sheet

@Wipqozn Straight back atcha

Aequitas

@fredley lolwut

Wipqozn

@fredley Excellent.

Aequitas

isn't that expensive?

fredley

@Aequitas $10

It's worth $10 to me

Aequitas

lol

MadMAxJr

22:05

DNS lookup failed. aww.

fredley

@MadMAxJr F5 harder

GodEmperorDune

@fredley character spec sheet

fredley

@GodEmperorDune I enjoyed that gif

GodEmperorDune

@fredley good

took me long enough to get the damn url

i also tried to get some archer/john cena thing working, but google failed me because apparently archer is another wrestler name and not referring to the awesome show

Aequitas

22:31

Review my edit please

Lazers 2.0

22:48

0

Q: Wait, so we cannot make our own seeds?

Hello who ever is reading this! I was just wondering, because I seen on YouTube this person making a seed, but I feel like it was fake, and the comments kept on saying it was a prank but their were other comments that said "Great! Works awesome for me". So I'm so confused. So can we make our own ...

starseed-pilgrim

Unionhawk

@GodEmperorDune related

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk i lolled

Unionhawk

It's one of the single greatest vines on the internet

Aequitas

no one?

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk the fake swarzenegger driving vines are pretty great

Unionhawk

22:52

@Aequitas Seems fine to me, "an Ubuntu" is a little weird but I don't actually know which article is correct to use with Ubuntu (my instincts say 'a')

Tim Stone

I blame @Unionhawk

Unionhawk

shouldiblameuni.com

GodEmperorDune

Will Sasso Arnold Schwarzenegger Driving Vines

►

Wipqozn

WEll main story compelte for FF14. Watching credit roll now.

Now... onto everything else

GodEmperorDune

> honda according to arnold you need to get out of the way

Aequitas

22:55

@Unionhawk depends on how you pronounce it I suppose, but I was referring to revision 4, not the other ones

Unionhawk

@Aequitas Seems fine to me

Aequitas

thx

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: I need help please

MineCraft Pocket Edition 0.12.1 I'm using right now when I want to join a server it say Invalid Name and I when on website the gives the best server so I thought that it would have something to do with the app so I uninstall Minecraft and install it again same thing what do I do...

minecraft-pocket-edition

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