The Bridge

two bugs

15:00

It absolutely does take a stance. THE QUESTION PRESUPPOSES THAT THE ABDUCTIONS HAPPEN.

Damnit @Wipqozn, now I have to make an Area 51 account and I'm not getting anything done at work today

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Why won't you go in your home?

I am on the verge of building a mini metropolis in Terraria but no one is arriving? What do I need to do? I have a table chair and light source but nothing for the last hour. What do I need to do?

terraria

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I came up with a sample question. I hope it's good.

Yuuki

Ugh, I hate how wikia sites work so poorly on mobile.

two bugs

Really? They work fine for me mobile. It's on my desktop browsers they turn into a mess of embedded flash and then crash and burn.

fredley

0

A: Warlords of Documentation: A Proposed Expansion of Stack Overflow

This potentially has applications outside of SO too. One of the biggest sources for gaming instructions are community-written wikis, usually hosted on sites such as Wikia etc. They are frequently terrible. Often there are multiple wikis with different information. This could kill those sites co...

two bugs

15:10

@fredley This is a really good idea. Game wikias are of such wildly varying quality with no control and are just covered in ads

Unionhawk

I for one support this idea of killing wikia

two bugs

@fredley Could you take a glance at this Nline user?

Nline

3 1

destiny grand-theft-auto-5 xbox-360 xbox-live

Guy seems to just be trolling in his answers

fredley

@twobugs His other answers seem ok

two bugs

I only saw his Destiny and Terraria answers which were both just non sequitors

And when prompted to improve them he doubled down on his "heeheheee i am not trolling ;)"

His other answers do seem fine.

MadMAxJr

I tried Armello. That's pretty much Redwall meets Game of Thrones as a board game.

two bugs

15:16

Huh. So Nintendo made a cool community site for Splatoon which lists leaderboards, events, rotations, etc.

...but it's only in Japanese.

fredley

@twobugs Well he's triggered the answer ban now, so that should hopefully get the message across

Frank

Yah, answer bans!

I wholeheartedly approve.

two bugs

I can't wait for the meta thread :P

Rapitor

@twobugs it could just be a well made fansite?

SaintWacko

@fredley Ah, good!

two bugs

15:18

@Rapitor It's apparently official

Actually, I'm not 100% sure. Let me see...

Wipqozn

@twobugs Excellent.

Unionhawk

@Frank It's an automated system, don't give @fredley any credit

3

fredley

@Frank After a certain number of low quality/deleted posts, it kicks in. I think 3. Same for questions. Users see a message telling them they need to wait before posting and to up their quality when they do.

Frank

@Unionhawk I'm not. Just celebrating that quality standards are a thing.

Unionhawk

@fredley iirc, the question ban is only enabled on trilogy

fredley

15:24

@Unionhawk No, I've definitely seen it kick in here.

Unionhawk

Hmm

fredley

@Unionhawk brb, I'm going to science this one out with a sock

MadMAxJr

Also, I continue to be amazed by MGS5 and the sheer number of things you can do that actually have an impact.

two bugs

Woo, the remaining 95% of New Horizon's data is being sent back!

Yuuki

@MadMAxJr shoots a butterfly, every enemy in the next mission comes down with the flu.

two bugs

15:34

@MadMAxJr How far are you? I just did Episode 12 and wow, this game man.

They do start using more helmets if you headshot a lot, but I've heard that's only the tip of the iceberg

You can do Mother Base missions to destroy the helmet suppliers, too!

Yuuki

Helmets were funny in Peace Walker. It just meant I would have to use two tranq rounds instead of one.

Do they stay on if you headshot in MGSV? Or does the helmet only protect from one shot?

Unionhawk

So that's how Elizabeth looks natural but stays with you always in Bioshock Infinite

"If Elizabeth is ever not in your view, she is liable to teleport"

Yuuki

So the Watson method.

5pike

@Yuuki The helmets can block multiple tranq shots now.

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@Yuuki Stays on. I've had mixed success with just shooting the part of their head not covered by the helmet (so far, this is basically just the face), but the initial tranq pistol is pretty crappy.

It has an effective range of about two inches.

I mean, I've been able to land shots up to 100 or so meters but it gets unreliable after 30ish

fredley

15:45

@Unionhawk Yeah

Unionhawk

(there are apparently speedrun strategies involving looking away from Elizabeth in order that she teleports behind you instead of walking to do a thing)

fredley

@Unionhawk How would that help?

Private Pansy

@Unionhawk You mean you didn't notice that?

fredley

Private Pansy

It was pretty obvious at certain points

fredley

15:53

How to infuriate other cultures, cc: @badp

Related: How to annoy Americans

Private Pansy

Even if they were on the same day people in Britain should still be able to see it first because of timezones

fredley

@PrivatePansy But a whole extra day? (Also, the French get it a day before us, on the 16th)

Private Pansy

Well, more than a whole day to be precise

Yuuki

I'm kinda sad Finn has the Force. I was kinda hoping for a main character in Star Wars who wasn't Force-sensitive.

Blem

16:16

@fredley are you ok @badp

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki who is Finn?

Also Han Solo, Lando, Chewie are not force sensitive... Or did that get retconned?

two bugs

The continuity is kind of a mess now. I don't know the answer for thoes guys.

I agree though, @Yuuki

Or at least do something more interesting with the Force. I thought it was handled well in KOTOR2, but apparently Lucas hates everything that isn't pure black and white.

Jason Berkan

Lucas has nothing to do with the new movie.

GodEmperorDune

All the good stuff in Star Wars was not designed by lucas

two bugs

@JasonBerkan I thought he still had some say in the canon?

Or is that entirely Disney now?

Jason Berkan

16:24

He's out.

StrixVaria

@fredley The most annoying part of this article is the spelling of "instalment".

I had to copy-paste it because I was physically incapable of typing it that way.

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs entirely Disney. He sold it and donated the money to charity

two bugs

Well, good for him on the donating to charity thing.

Unionhawk

@StrixVaria I refuse to believe "instalment" as a w-- HOLY SHIT SWIFTKEY RECOGNIZES IT AS REAL

HOW COULD YOU

two bugs

I don't remember if it was him, but there was some story of a famous dude who moved into some exclusive neighborhood. The community got mad because he was "ruining their image" or something, so he bought up a lot of the housing and turned it into low-cost housing in a super nice neighborhood :)

Either way, I think if you just stick to the plain vanilla good vs evil stuff with Star Wars you're only hurting the potential. It's complicated though because they want it to be a media empire you can market to every single person alive.

GodEmperorDune

16:30

The writers did some cool stuff in the EU to make it a lot more complex, but then they went wild with the yuuzhan vong and started killing off main characters left and right. After that I lost interest

two bugs

I never really got into the EU because it just seemed like there was so much of it I'd never be able to catch up on. Plus I heard a lot of it was not so good.

I just thought KOTOR2 struck a good balance of being accessible but still building off pre-established stuff.

GodEmperorDune

kotor 2 was an interesting take on light side vs dark side

two bugs

And it really has an interesting take on the Force. One of the central characters views it as basically some kind of Elder God thing that drives its followers insane and causes them to murder each other.

Yuuki

@GodEmperorDune Finn is the stormtrooper dude.

Arperum

> Disney expects merchandise tied to the film to generate $5bn in sales in the first year after release

That's a lot of money.

two bugs

16:38

You know we're doing something right as a society when there are franchises with higher yearly sales figures than some countries have GDP.

GodEmperorDune

Wat

I don't even

MadMAxJr

@twobugs yeah.. I'm on like.. 3, cause I did 4 first.. I've been doing side-ops.

two bugs

It gets worse. There are so many side ops.

Arperum

@GodEmperorDune urmom is the kenyan word for completely stupid.

MadMAxJr

Multiple 'get the sheep' side ops for some reason.

two bugs

16:43

That first sheep side op was great. Just roll in, grab the sheep, roll out

The target practice side ops are pretty fun, but the R&D one is terrible

GodEmperorDune

@Arperum Kenyan is not even a language!

two bugs

"Obama" is the Kenyan word for "Kony"

Man, I wonder how many people made Kony Island jokes back during that meme. Probably way too many.

MadMAxJr

I've been having fun experimenting on what impacts a base. Taking out the comm antennas are one. Taking out the radios guarantees silence.

two bugs

They rebuild them eventually, but they've kept the long time MGS spirit of being able to terrorize guards

MadMAxJr

Now there's guys with helmets. Darts don't pierce helmets.

GodEmperorDune

16:46

@MadMAxJr always fun to toy with your prey

MadMAxJr

I felt horrible. I accidentally hit the puppy. I was hoping there was a pet button. D:

Arperum

@GodEmperorDune Details. The post is a perfect example of complete nonsense.

two bugs

@MadMAxJr You monster.

GodEmperorDune

@Arperum yep

MadMAxJr

Turns out you can only pet the dog when he grows up.

I am amused the dog gets an eyepatch.

user4704

16:48

You can kick the dog when he's a puppy though :(

user4704

I accidentally stomped him flat while beating up my soldiers.

user4704

Then I alt-F4'd in case that was a stat that was recorded or tracked somewhere.

two bugs

D. Dog is a really good buddy. He'll mark everything for you.

MadMAxJr

Konami's giant billboard of # of puppies abused in MGSS5

user4704

(Oh I see you already noted about hitting him as a puppy, nevermind.)

two bugs

16:49

I prefer D. Horse though because getting around is a lot easier unless you chopper everywhere.

MadMAxJr

My friend was streaming her play, commented she was miffed you can't pet Quiet. :P

user4704

Can you take the chopper between drop points in Afganistan without actually taking the transition to the ACC?

two bugs

Some outposts do have cars to steal, which is fun to do with D. Dog cause he just chills in the car with you as you drive around blasting 80s music

user4704

(like you can on base?)

two bugs

@JoshPetrie I don't think so

Also, at Mother Base if you get onto the cargo transit area and equip a box you can fast travel

MadMAxJr

16:51

Hah. A callback to MGS.

two bugs

That saves a ton of time because each strut is like 1km from the nearest one

user4704

Yeah what's up with that? Why build them so far apart :|

two bugs

That would have made MGS2's big shell a lot more annoying

MadMAxJr

So it's harder to blow up

user4704

Oh, that makes sense. Still.

user4704

16:52

Apparently you can do the box trick in Afganistan if you find delivery invoices, but I haven't found any yet.

two bugs

I haven't either. I'll have to look for them.

MadMAxJr

Yeah, invoices are at depots. Picking them up unlocks new helicopter drop points.

Also, if you blow up the aircraft radar trailers, you can get new heli pickup points.

two bugs

I love that you can collect posters for GMP. I found a few pin-up girl ones, some soviet propaganda ones, and someone had posted an anime girl one on my Mother Base

MadMAxJr

C4 is your friend.

two bugs

@MadMAxJr I'll do this when I get home. D. Dog for life now!

user4704

16:53

I blow up everything, I like to use C4 as a way to distract guys on my way out of a base with whatever I was supposed to acquire in there.

MadMAxJr

At a depot, look for the yellow post. It'll have the invoice on it

user4704

Cool.

two bugs

Level 1 C4 is pretty dinky, though. I highly recommend upgrading it or getting a missile launcher before the vehicle destruction missions

MadMAxJr

I love that the detonator blows up the oldest C4, not all C4

I can place charges on the rim of a base and occasionally blow one up to keep the guards off me

two bugs

Also: vehicle kills do not count as kills for some reason

user4704

16:54

@twobugs Yeah, I had trouble with mission 8, even with the cheapest launcher I could develop

user4704

First one I didn't get an A or S on :(

two bugs

Was that the 15 minute one? All the trouble I had from that one was the absolutely no checkpoints

I had to spend about an hour retrying it

user4704

The one before that I think.

MadMAxJr

I need to make another pass through the bases to harvest their precious 80s tapes.

two bugs

Managed to continue my Foxhound streak, though!

user4704

16:55

The 15 minute one I started last night, but apparently picked a bad drop point since I was behind all the tanks and had to chase them, so I gave up and went to bed

MadMAxJr

I need to go back and play Ground Zeroes. Apparently 'Hideo' will join base staff if you did the intel mission.

user4704

He does

user4704

Basically everybody you rescue will eventually, which is neat, some of them are pretty cool.

two bugs

@JoshPetrie I used the same drop point. I basically just had to use D. Horse to sprint past the first vehicle and blow it up. After that it's pretty easy BUT there's one vehicle who has really shitty timing and is easy to miss

MadMAxJr

Sadly I have four with the 'Troublemaker (Unsanitary)' skill

user4704

16:57

I just fire those guys.

two bugs

Two troublemakers will cancel each other out if they're in the same unit

user4704

It's too easy to get replacements and I don't want to pay that much attention to staff assignment.

two bugs

I've started dropping my crappy soldiers, though. If you don't have at least 1 C rank or better you're outta here!

user4704

I usually auto-assign everybody unless I really want to develop something, then I stack everything so I can build it, and re-auto-assign.

MadMAxJr

I've gone out of my way to harvest B rank troops if I spot them.

Lazers 2.0

16:58

-1

Q: Can I Redistribute CSGO Skins?

Me and a group have friends have came up with a business idea that involves CSGO skins. I was wondering if I am able to freely use the skins, or if I need strict permission from the skin authors? Thanks in advance.

counter-strike-go

two bugs

@MadMAxJr In the last mission I did (12), B rank guys were spawning pretty regularly and so were A or higher guys

I prefer this to PW where it was like postgame before you got anyone who wasn't a complete moron (or maybe I was just unlucky)

MadMAxJr

Also during my friends stream, she was waving her iScope view around, then she found something unrelated to her mission and dropped everything to go after it. A building was playing the 'Snake Eater' intro song.

user4704

heh

user4704

the tapes are great

user4704

I will detour all the way across the damn base to unneccessarily pick up some sweet 70s tunes.

Lazers 2.0

17:15

0

Q: "Steam needs to be online to update" error while updating Steam

Someone please help me with this. I have tried uninstalling and reinstalling Steam multiple times, and the error continues to occur. Here is a screenshot of the error:

steam

0

Q: Is 1st generation GBA bright enough for indoor use?

I am consider to buy GBA, I prefered the 1st generation model but don't know if the machine is bright enough or not.

game-boy-advance

0

Q: Is it possible to Play games on playstation 4 / xbox One with key board and mouse?

I play games on my laptop , i tried playing on ps3 and xbox 360 on my friends consoles and i am not at All comfortable with the controllers . actually i lost every round so i can't play . now my question is can i connect keyboard and mouse to the new ps4 or xbox One and play games? Is it possible?

ps4 xbox-one

badp

17:36

@fredley I rest easy knowing that there is a very special ring of hell for the likes of these people

Remember: hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first broken spaghetto

StrixVaria

@badp I just learned that "spaghetto" was the singular of "spaghetti" within the past week.

badp

Glad I could reinforce your learning

That said I think no one will blame you for using English pluralisation rules

StrixVaria

Spaghetti is bad anyway.

badp

I won't correct pizzas to pizze

@StrixVaria yeah they're too thin in practice

StrixVaria

We treat "spaghetti" as a mass noun, like "paint".

badp

17:42

Our family usually goes for the next step up, vermicelli

StrixVaria

I prefer non-string-shaped pastas, like rigatoni.

badp

How about tagliatelle! Hmmmm, thin and wide

You don't even have to fold them in pot, they already come in nests

Lots of surface area to absorb sauces

StrixVaria

@badp This looks similar to the noodles used in pad thai, shape-wise, which means they're ok.

I don't like fettuccine; it's too thick.

badp

Fettuccine are good too

I mean if you don't feel the pasta under your teeth what's the point?

StrixVaria

My wife's family cooks pasta to mush. The first time my mom made al dente pasta when she visited she thought that it was undercooked.

Her family notoriously overcooks everything, though.

badp

17:47

Sounds like the dutch

Frank

I need to figure out what to have for supper.

@fredley? Ideas?

badp

Apparently people in Neaples cook pasta for as little as they can get away with

Don't have first hand proof

two bugs

Eh, I don't mind spaghetti but they're far from my favorite noodles

StrixVaria

@badp It works in some dishes, particularly macaroni and cheese.

badp

What about bucatini! They're spaghetti donuts!

StrixVaria

17:49

If you're going to do anything with a tomato sauce, though, no thanks.

badp

You guys love donuts right? :P

two bugs

Farfalle are amazing

badp

@twobugs especially with cream/philadelphia

two bugs

As a kid I loved Rotelle

StrixVaria

@badp What does "philadelphia" mean in Italian?

badp

17:50

and maybe prosciutto or tuna or salmon

@StrixVaria just the kraft spread. Also the city I suppose

two bugs

@StrixVaria I'm guessing he means it like the cream cheese brand, which I've actually heard people say in English as well

StrixVaria

@badp Oh, cream cheese.

badp

I haven't tried other types of cream cheese

two bugs

Radiatori

Radiatori are small, squat pasta shapes that are said to resemble radiators. Although it is rumored that they were created in the 1960s by an industrial designer, their invention was actually between the First and Second World War. They are often used in similar dishes as rotelle or fusilli, because their shape works well with thicker sauces. They are also used in casseroles, salads, and soups. == Design == Radiatori somewhat resemble rotini in shape, but are generally shorter and thicker with a ruffled edge, circling the pasta. They are modelled after an old industrial heating fixture, w...

That's awesome

badp

If you water down Philadelphia with some cooking water it is an acceptable-to-the-taste milk cream substitute

StrixVaria

17:52

Cream cheese is pretty big around where I am. The best is the locally made deli stuff. Philadelphia is probably the best store brand, though.

badp

Ooooh radiatori, there was a period we made them all the time

Their feel on tongue is predictably unique

as for rotelle my father hates them so I haven't had much

StrixVaria

Overall I'd rather have gnocchi than pasta.

badp

I hate gnocchi. They're so tasteless

two bugs

I want to try Radiatori, all you can really get around here are Farfalle and spaghetti

I've had some good gnocchi. Trader Joe's has sweet potato gnocchi which is pretty okay for a frozen dish.

badp

EXCEPT THEY'RE NOT PASTA

AND NOT MOE

Just blobs

Rapitor

17:54

gnochhi is a blob of potato

two bugs

I hate trying to make my own pasta because I've never been able to find a good sauce or sauce recipe

StrixVaria

I like potato.

Rapitor

@twobugs find an italian grandma

badp

*they are the moe blobs or pasta

two bugs

@Rapitor Sure thing, let me just reroll my ancestry

badp

17:55

I desperately tried to edit that message and then accidentally it

Rapitor

it doesn't have to be yours

two bugs

Hm, good point. That makes things easier

StrixVaria

@badp I like the texture of gnocchi more than the texture of pasta, and when you cover it in sauce it tastes like the sauce.

badp

@twobugs I've made do with bottled Barilla sauces mostly because I prefer eating to cooking :p

two bugs

I love Alfredo but Trader Joe's (the only store near me) has very mild and tasteless Alfredo

badp

17:56

@StrixVaria De gustibus, aka you're allowed to be wrong on the internet :)

Even the latins knew this fundamental truth

Alfredo is not an Italian recipe, BTW. What is it, double butter?

two bugs

It's weird because they have really good other sauces. Great pre-packaged curry sauces, for instance

badp

Maximum overfat

two bugs

@badp That's probably what it is and I'm never eating it again

Oh, apparently it's a Roman dish, not Italian.

StrixVaria

> Fettuccine Alfredo is a pasta dish made from fettuccine tossed with Parmesan cheese and butter. As the cheese melts, it emulsifies the liquids to form a smooth and rich coating on the pasta.

It's gross.

Rapitor

what? alfredo is incredible

two bugs

17:59

Hey, you can have the gnocchi and I'll have the alfredo. Everyone wins.

badp

@StrixVaria that just sounds like something you'd eat while sick and weak

or if you had absolutely nothing else at home

I'd read that Alfredo was actually worse than that

two bugs

I'm appalled by the level of food hate in this chatroom

badp

Yes apparently it's just got twice as much butter as we'd normally use in an emergency

@twobugs you are surprised that we have strong opinions? You must be new here

two bugs

No, I'm just not used to people besides @Uni being this wrong.

badp

Hah, actually according to this — italymagazine.com/recipe/… — Alfredo actually is triple the butter

OVERFAT LIMIT BREAK

(60 pictures of vividly vibrating butter sticks per second.gif)

(the gif slowly breaks out of its bounding box and starts percolating all over the place, including over your hands and keyboard)

two bugs

18:12

@badp eclipse.gif

badp

(your monitor is now percolating alarming amounts of milk byproducts)

(you quickly reach for your pocket and yes, the microusb jack on your mobile is flooding. You need a new pair of pants. And trousers)

(Your mind quickly turns to the chat tab you left at home/work)

(You might also require a new job)

(It's a true butterpocalypse)

Unionhawk

[uni@badp:/home/uni]
$ reboot -f

badp

(You think the worst is behind you then your pager buzzes. Your production servers are also dripping. So is your router, and every bit of the internet that these packets are travesing)

(You clumsily try to reboot them but forget to sudo, also because the s key is permanently jammed)

djsmiley2k

i am so scared.

badp

(The watery contents and heat insulating properties of the fatty blob eventually forces every piece of electronics in the world to shut down)

GnomeSlice

18:20

@fredley no experience with CAD, sorry.

badp

(After those, every piece of electricity producing and consuming equipment fails too)

Unionhawk

Well at least global electricity demand is met

badp

(You turn to diesel generators, but the diesel is now butter)

Unionhawk

All the world's problems are solved! Thanks @badp

badp

(Also the butter is starting to smell)

GnomeSlice

18:21

What is this

djsmiley2k

@GnomeSlice run!

Don't scroll up, just run

badp

(The smell quickly becomes overpowering, bringing every nose-equipped lifeform to a grinding halt)

Unionhawk

@badp is going on about... butter, I think

GnomeSlice

It's funny whatever it is

badp

(The remaining life forms fester on the nutrient rich mixture of rotten butter and dead everything)

(A new butter-based tree of life forms evolves and prospers)

(The butter finally melts away under the sun. So much for that)

(The future refused to change. Game over. Your score is 1.)

GnomeSlice

18:25

I don't get the ending

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice btw, did you figure out the powder from your weekend adventures?

badp

Everything died so I kinda rushed through it because it wasn't particularly interesting

IF A WORLD DIES AND THERE IS NO ONE AROUND TO SEE IT DID IT REALLY DIE

GodEmperorDune

@badp Missing Jaden Caps

Unionhawk

Yes

P(a world died|the world died) = 1

therefore yes

badp

THERE ARE NO ALIENS. THERE WAS ONLY ONE PLANET IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WITH LIFE ON IT. SAID LIFE WAS QUICKLY DESTROYED BY THE ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS TRIPLE BUTTER PASTA. THERE IS NO MORE HISTORY TO BE WRITTEN, LITERALLY. IT'S OVER. FOREVER. WE DIDNT EVEN GET TO WRITE "THE END" OR PLAY THAT JOHN OLIVER VIDEO ON TV

Unionhawk

18:29

rm -rf badp

badp

So I just went straight for the score

It's the only reasonable thing to do

Any other question?

MBraedley

@Unionhawk Be careful, there's often an alias that also adds -i to rm

GodEmperorDune

@badp so how do you feel about breaking spaghetti in half before cooking?

djsmiley2k

:O

badp

@GodEmperorDune that would be the bad end

Unionhawk

18:31

@GodEmperorDune Now that we're done figuring out how he feels about butter and cheese based sauces

badp

Nah the butt of the joke is merely Alfredo

Unionhawk

I see

GodEmperorDune

I'm not sure if @badp is more sauceror or pastamancer

Unionhawk

I assume that means that butter and cheese is an acceptable sauce base, but not in the proportions that Alfredo typically entails?

Or... Actually, why am I trying to figure out @badp

badp

@Unionhawk yeah it's usually for when you're sick and weak, or when you positively have nothing else at home

GodEmperorDune

18:33

@uni because you are always wrong

Unionhawk

@badp I see

@GodEmperorDune Fair point

two bugs

@Chippies Apparently the WD lag stuff is all related to Helltooth, which is currently their best set. It can happen solo. Oh well. Guess I'll level another character this season, at least until that gets fixed.

GnomeSlice

@GodEmperorDune yes, I did.

It was coke

:(

fredley

@GnomeSlice Probably the least bad thing it could have been

two bugs

Dadslice and Gnomom are not going to be happy about this

GodEmperorDune

18:36

@GnomeSlice sorry, that sucks

GnomeSlice

@fredley I guess, yeah.

GodEmperorDune

But the good thing is you're not dead

GnomeSlice

I already feel completely fine again, save for my mental state

GodEmperorDune

And it clears your system pretty fast

GnomeSlice

2 weeks ish

two bugs

18:37

@GodEmperorDune If he was, we could use this as material for Paranormal.se!

fredley

Make yourself feel better by reading this amazing tumblr

two bugs

How can I tell if my friend is dead?

Unionhawk

@fredley what

GnomeSlice

I'm just super embarrassed, particularly about some things I said to a particular person during the only part of the night I don't remember

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs 1) locate stick 2) commence poking

badp

18:38

@GnomeSlice you mixed hard drugs and alcohol and came out alive. You're lucky and you should feel good that you're here to share the story. Cheer up man

(I mean it)

GnomeSlice

I guess. It's something I can never take back now

badp

(Although that didn't seem very cheerful)

GnomeSlice

This is all going to be googlable isn't it

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice also you are not in jail or anything as a result of that. Although I don't know if Canada is as bad with that as the U.S. is

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@GnomeSlice How so? Perhaps I'm being too naive but I don't think having done something once is that bad

Barring, of course, murder

badp

18:41

Also it doesn't have to mean you're going to be addicted to coke forever

or even at all

Unionhawk

Is everyone on mobile today? Good lord

fredley

@GnomeSlice You literally haven't done anything illegal.

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk yeah mobile sucks

badp

@Unionhawk 20 mins and I'm home

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@GnomeSlice I don't know how Canada views it but former and current US presidents have admitted to doing drugs

badp

18:42

Actually I think tonight I might be having pasta with a parmigiano-based sauce. It might contain butter. Wish me luck

My sister bought some by accident apparently

GodEmperorDune

I believe dubya did A LOT of coke

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Basically just watch out for Book Depositories

Unionhawk

@GodEmperorDune Suddenly everything makes sense

Or something

badp

@twobugs how many current presidents do you have

Unionhawk

@badp 3

badp

18:43

All of them I see

Unionhawk

ish

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@badp One for each pound of butter

badp

Presidents intensify

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That's what the election comes down to, really: who can eat the most raw butter

GodEmperorDune

@badp the Kenyan one, the Muslim one, and the Socialist one

two bugs

18:44

@GodEmperorDune What about the Nazi?

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs Chris Christie has that locked down

@twobugs nazi party disavowed obama iirc

StrixVaria

@GodEmperorDune The people who propagate this nonsense are more of a circlejerk than /r/circlejerk.

badp

/r/circlejerkmasterrace

That has to be a real subreddit that exists

Unionhawk

Probably

GodEmperorDune

@StrixVaria I don't know which of my inflammatory statements you are referring to

Unionhawk

18:46

Apparently not

It's not even a banned subreddit

StrixVaria

@Unionhawk Don't miss this opportunity.

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...What are the rules on subreddit squatting?

GodEmperorDune

Do eeeeeeet

badp

It has to be done

Unionhawk

@StrixVaria I intend to miss it

StrixVaria

18:46

@Unionhawk You are a failure and a disgrace.

badp

The internet oracle compels you

Unionhawk

The Bridge may have it

But I refuse

badp

@Unionhawk BUT THOU MUST

GodEmperorDune

I don't know how to make a subreddit

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