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Chippies

22:00

@Arperum I got the conquest, because I was in all the fights, but she didn't

so if both people can solo the bosses, you can just have one solo and other run and then switch around

Unionhawk

22:29

@badp Three miles or eighteen days. Whichever comes first.

badp

@Unionhawk "Three miles" is another way of saying "about 16 microseconds."

Unionhawk

@badp The MGS craze is periodic

probably

So it runs at a frequency of 62.5 kHz

badp

@Unionhawk That is illegal. That band is reserved for maritime govt use.

I knew you guys were up to no good.

You of all people probably knew this

Unionhawk

Don't you see? The MGS craze is a maritime government operation! MGS IS AN INSIDE JOB. OR SOMETHING.

I should have known the U.S. Navy was behind this the whole time

badp

Yes. That band is allocated by the Navy Lizards.

ARE YOU A NAVY LIZARD

Unionhawk

22:39

badp

reallocates @Unionhawk into the android hell

Incidentally that's a frequency of about 250 Hz, apparently.

Unionhawk

→ 1 user moved to The Android Hell: This Is The Part Where @OrigamiRobot Screams At You.

badp

> The voiced speech of a typical adult male will have a fundamental frequency from 85 to 180 Hz, and that of a typical adult female from 165 to 255 Hz.

the same bands are allocated to the Aereonautical and Maritime

so I dunno how that works.

Does "AERONAUTICAL NAVIGATION" work by having people literally scream at each other?

Unionhawk

Are you sure you're reading "Hz" and not at least "kHz"?

badp

WHERE IS THE FUN IN THAT.

Unionhawk

22:45

THE FUN IS THAT AERONAUTICAL NAVIGATION ISN'T LITERALLY IN THE AUDIBLE SOUND FREQUENCY BAND YOU FOOL

badp

THAT KILLS THE JOKE YOU FOOL

Unionhawk

THE JOKE WAS BASED ON YOU BEING WRONG

badp

SO WHAT, YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON HERE

Unionhawk

IT'S LIKE YOU'RE UNIONHAWK MAKING A JOKE

IT'S LIKE I'M TALKING TO MYSELF HERE

JESUS

badp

YES THAT IS THE NEW JOKE AND IT IS THE WORST

AND BY WORST NATURALLY I MEAN THE BEST BUT I CANNOT SAY THAT BECAUSE I WOULD FALL OUT OF CHARACTER, AND JOKE

Unionhawk

22:47

WELL TOO LATE

YOU ALREADY SAID IT

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID

badp

I BROKE THE FOURTH WALL

IT IS A THING YOU GET TO DO AT WILL ONCE YOU PLAY ENOUGH NEP GAMES

BIG FUCKING DEAL

murgatroid99

Are we pretending that radio waves and sounds waves occupy the same spectrum?

Unionhawk

That is also a good point, actually, and I'm not sure how I didn't think of that

badp

@murgatroid99 yes?

Unionhawk

Dammit now I feel like the idiot here

YOU WIN THIS TIME @badp

badp

23:01

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Unionhawk

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badp

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Lazers 2.0

23:43

Q: White Lines On Minecraft

There are these white lines on minecraft and I don't know how to get rid of them, I don't have a nvidia or amd graphics car and I don't know what that is plz Help