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6:05 PM
@twobugs at one point you need to go back and level up the first heroes to 1,000
or 2k
This was much more obvious in older version that lacked those last few super heores thingies
There's plenty of calculators for Clicker Heroes that give you the optimal strategy
 
I'll probably check out a calculator
 
for various differing opinions of what's optimal
 
It was just so fast until around 140 or so and then it just scales beyond what I'm doing
I've been collecting hero souls and whatnot but having to prestige at roughly the same point each time is just meh
 
@twobugs you really shouldn't do that
 
Right, I figured that was wrong
But I just hit this brick wall every time around 140
 
6:09 PM
For as much as the calculators may claim it's optimal to do that stuff early you also get permanent dps boosts from achievements
 
and permanent boosts imho are worth the extra grinding
 
Quoth some dude, "Oh man, it started off SO WELL and then they spend thirty mind blowingly dull pages in a farmhouse which is where the quality drops off a bridge faster than a drunk Ted Kennedy."
 
YA?
 
@badp Short for "Young Adult", which is in turn short for "young adult novel".
 
6:11 PM
Oh bleh, I'm going to have to fill in these calculators by hand
Curse you, mobile version!
 
hum de dum..
 
Think about what Twilight, The Hunger Games, and... (I can't think of any others that you might know of) have in common.
 
Grow home is .,.... odd
 
@Yuuki I suppose that's short for "caution: existential angst and shitty love stories"
 
@badp (terribly done) existential angst
 
6:14 PM
(insert reference to Vert's more refined tastes)
 
Okay, I've now started watching Person of Interest
 
@SaintWacko Is it that one with the Big Brother-like computer and they get numbers every episode to save people?
 
@Yuuki Yeah
 
That was an interesting take on the Big Brother, imo.
 
Yeah
 
6:16 PM
Where it also predicts possible murders and whatnot, but the gov't shuts down that functionality because they're focused on terrorism.
 
@SaintWacko In this episode @MartinSojka, who will spend 45 minutes explaining why you can in fact say "Persons"
 
Basically a "Big Brother is good" concept.
 
(Darn)
 
Another interesting take is something they're doing in the recent episodes, but that's spoilers so I won't talk about it.
 
@Yuuki Thank you
 
6:23 PM
Hand of Fate is also at its cheapest, 50% off on Humble Store
 
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@Yuuki Yikes, it screams "annoying YA tropes"
 
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but the source is a YA trilogy, apparently, so.
 
Okay, now that I understand Clicker Heroes more it's cool again
 
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I am playing an incremental on my phone I rather like.
 
i'm playing a few, because kairosoft hasn't released anything new
 
6:33 PM
@twobugs you're, um, welcome
 
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This is the one I am playing right now, it's pretty decent so far.
 
@fredley's pls is enough incremental for me
 
Sigma is here! cc @SaintWacko
 
@badp Basically I didn't know about the 1k thing or how to properly use ancients
 
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6:34 PM
@Arperum TINY KITTY OMG
 
The only thing that really does increment though is his disbelief
 
Pixel is not entirely amused.
 
@AshleyNunn It's sad because the beginning looked good.
 
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@Arperum This is cheering me up after a super busy start to my work shift because the giant storm yesterday exploderized things.
 
@badp I think that is Sint Maarten IIRC.
@AshleyNunn I drove an hour to my aunt to pick him up. And an hour back. It' 8:37PM now, and I'm going to order me some food now, because kitten came first.
 
6:38 PM
@Arperum I shall forever call him D.C.
 
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@Arperum So adorable, and obviously well loved, as you are putting the tiny cuteness first.
 
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(I miss the tiny cute stage. I mean my cat is still adorable awesome, but there's just something about kittens.)
 
@Yuuki The grandkids of my aunt called him Rambo.
 
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Maybe when i eventually move to a bigger place there can be tiny cutenesses in my house.
 
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6:40 PM
@Rapitor Oh, I was thinking of trying that one but then Beat Bop won out because I am a sucker for achievements
 
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(Seriously guys I might have a problem. I've hit level 31 now on Google Play....)
 
it's alright. the rhythm aspect is interesting. and it works while offline
but eh
 
@Rapitor @AshleyNunn Those both look awesome
I'm only level 6 :(
 
hero clicker is better
 
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Beat Bop does take a little more attention because you can run out of your band merch
 
6:42 PM
@AshleyNunn I'm only lvl 12, and most of it from that puzzle game.
 
@AshleyNunn jeebus i'm only 16 and i thought that was high
 
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@Arperum Did you see they updated with more levels?
 
There is a new set of "extra" levels.
@AshleyNunn Yup.
 
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@Rapitor I...play a lot of mobile games.
 
I like hero clicker but the non-obvious stuff is kind of dumb
 
6:42 PM
the ones i play don't really have achievements..
 
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the giraffe clicker game was fun for a bit.
 
@twobugs what's non obvious?
 
I'm working on 3starring all expert levels. Have 3/4 sets completely done.
 
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I've given up on it now.
 
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@Arperum I just finished the old levels, working on the new bonus set now.
 
6:43 PM
@Rapitor Well, the scaling and how dependent it is on getting your first 3 heroes to 1000+
 
wat
what scaling
 
Where you start getting unlisted bonuses
 
@AshleyNunn The first bonus set feels super easy though, compared to expert, I've done some.
 
Basically by zone 140 or so stuff gets bonkers
 
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@Arperum Yeah, I noticed that too. But they got harder.
 
6:50 PM
@AshleyNunn Good, otherwise it'd be boring.
I posted a couple pictures from Sigma on facebook, I got likes from three countries in < 20 minutes.
 
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Q: Racing games for a laptop with a tablet feature

JakeI have a laptop(Lenovo Yoga 15) which can be turned into a tablet too(using the same OS[Windows 10]) and I was wondering if I could play any racing games using the laptop itself as a controller, is this possible and if yes are there any games that can be played like this ? Thank you.

 
meanwhile on not the internet it seems that my mother (who btw teaches Italian and Latin) has been just been assigned as a 4th-year-of-high-school Japanese student's tutor for the next 9 months. Of course she doesn't know any Italian whatsoever, and my mother doesn't speak almost any English, so that's gon' be good.
 
@Arperum have you seen any proof that last journey requires leveling gems to 60?
 
I got S rank on a mission. I AM KING OF STEALTH
 
and I don't mean good in any sort of romantic sense, for rather obvious reasons.
mostly the sarcastic ones
 
@Arperum yeah, there's only one comment about the "guardian" journey and it doesn't seem to be written good at all, and there's no screenshots
I've been trying to find any info on that journey, but there's nothing anywhere
 
@Chippies True, but I've found the protrait is should give.
 
@Arperum well, that could be extracted from the files
I just really would like to know for sure that my gems that max out at 50 are useless for it and I shouldn't level them up as much
 
@Chippies Yea, so that indicates that it'll probably exist.
I'll be back in a bit, getting food now.
 
@Sterno Which mission? And good job!
 
7:06 PM
5 I think? The one to extract the bionic hand guy.
 
Ah yeah, that one I s-ranked as well. Some of the early ones are pretty generous with S-Ranks
 
We'll ignore that 10 minutes before doing that mission, I murdered about 70 people while in free roam
 
Gnomeslice would be proud
 
I cannot stay connected online in that game. If I even can get on at all, it always goes offline within like 30 minutes
 
The servers are getting hammered right now
Ugh. So my boss emailed me saying I could head home now, but I'm working on something I want to get done before the weekend and I have somewhere to be at 5 which I was planning on going to from work (although it's within walking distance of my apartment)...
 
7:20 PM
Who runs our KoL clan?
 
@JasonBerkan It has defaulted to me.
 
there was crossplay?
 
@JasonBerkan I'm assuming you're asking because of an application? If so, I just processed the one that was in queue.
@Rapitor That was part of why I was interested.
 
@Yuuki Yes and thanks.
 
I need to invest some time into mining in the Gold/Velvet Mine and then work on building up the clan Meat reserves.
 
7:27 PM
@Yuuki Is there a reason for this change? Was the crossplay not working right?
 
@twobugs They're not removing crossplay.
They're just allowing PC players to filter out PS4 players.
I imagine there's some issue either with connectivity or platform advantages.
 
Yeah, but I wonder what exactly prompted it.
 
@Yuuki ENGLISCH UBERSETZEN JA
 
The only cross play I'm really familiar with is FF11 and FF14. 11 was massively held back by the PS2, and in 14 people avoided PS3 players for anything that involved a loading screen
 
@twobugs Ah, it's an equality thing.
 
7:30 PM
In the dark days of speedruns if you were a PS3 player you were better off dead.
 
PS4 players have always been able to filter out PC players.
 
Hah, weird.
 
@Yuuki I haven't found a good kolmafia script for automining
I think I'll need to roll my own :(
 
@Yuuki joke ruined by looking at history
 
7:35 PM
Average regularwat.
 
@GodEmperorDune I had to upload it first or suffer @badp's fury MOD ABUSE.
 
I'm not at work until next monday
so you're really only doing it for @Powerlord. Maybe.
 
@Chippies FALSCHE RICHTUNG JA
 
7:37 PM
JA JA
 
Try as he might he couldn't backflip
 
@Chippies Them physics be broken
 
eyyy comrade, translation plz
 
@MBraedley I wonder if that's on console or I'm just not good at breaking physics, because I've seen crazy videos like this and similar before PC release, but physics seem to work just fine for me on PC
 
@Chippies that's some physics
 
7:41 PM
@Chippies Well, it seems humping a motorcycle produces thrust.
 
nice airstrafing though
 
@Yuuki and thrusting produces humps
amirite
spoiler alert: he does not do a backflip
 
Is that why it works? Backflip kills the thrust?
 
I'm guessing he's falling downward and while the bike is upside down, up is down and down is up!
MAGIC!
 
ALIENS!
 
7:45 PM
I don't think motorcycles work like that
 
I dunno it sounds legit.
I mean. Have you ever done a backflip with your car?
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
 
@badp I have done this once before. Must bring your own weapons.
 
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Q: Is there a limit to the amount of GMP you can have at any one time?

musefanAs per the title, is there a cap on GMP (money)? If so, what is the limit? I am on just over 4 million at the minute and don't really like spending money if I don't need to, but if there is a limit I might just buy random stuff if I start getting close to it.

 
nope, today the ISP gods have decided: shit internets for me
 
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boo
 
7:51 PM
had to disconnect from the server because I was about to become the amazing unmoving stuck-in-place giant
 
@badp Doing what?
 
@Powerlord reuploading pictures to stack.imgur so that they might not be blocked by work filters
 
@badp Oh.
I thought we were somehow going to turn the conversation to TF2.
 
Only if they were pictures of hats
 
7:53 PM
Besides, I'm only at work for 1.5 more hours and then it's a 3-day weekend.
 
I guess the boss in @GraceNote's picture is wearing a hat.
 
(because Monday is a holiday in the U.S. Specifically, Labor Day.)
 
@badp Maybe a top hat
 
definitely headgear.
 
Side note: I have a top hat in TF2.
 
7:54 PM
Monday is a holiday in Canada as well, but it's Labour Day.
 
At least I think I do... I have a few hundred hats in TF2.
 
@Powerlord I am here for another 10 minutes, and then a 3 day weekend, then a 3 day week, and another 3 day weekend, but only because I'm taking next Friday off.
 
@JasonBerkan no u
 
looks around for his knife
 
@Powerlord almost everyone does. It's called the Gibus
 
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7:57 PM
I work til 8, work 10-5 tomorrow, then sun/mon/tues off, then work 3, then 3 more days off (because someone is covering my saturday next weekend)
 
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@Arperum Yay!
 
@badp I was thinking the Ebenezer was a tophat, but apparently it's a StopPipe hat.
 
Wait, sigma or signa?
 
Oh wait, a Stove Pipe is a top hat. Derp.
 
7:58 PM
@SaintWacko I ended up picking sigma. I like that a bit more than signa.
 
@Arperum It is a good name
 
(might be my math background)
 
I'll still take credit for it :P
 
@SaintWacko Sure.
 
soloed grift 49 with no deaths :P
 
8:00 PM
@Chippies Holy shit.
 
@Chippies Hot damn, impressive
 
was gonna do 50, but I could only go up to 49
will have to do 50 later
 
I can't wait to get to that point
 
But college football season started up again, so LadyWacko is watching that instead of playing :(
 
8:02 PM
The RNG gods shine upon you, Chippies
 
@SaintWacko boo, virtual games > real life games
 
@Chippies Right?
 
@twobugs eh, I find it hard to believe that it's just that
 
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@SaintWacko I like that I no longer have to deal with college football as part of my job
 
@Chippies Well, Monk is strong this season but you absolutely have been getting lucky
If you dispute that then I don't know what to tell you
 
8:03 PM
I play the game pretty much all day, I'm sure that has more to do with it than RNG being good to me :P
 
Sorta. Your paragon level is pretty not so great
I've played not much and I'm up to 200. At 300 you're nearly GR50 solo. That's legit.
My friends and I run 45s for farming and they're 500+
 
paragon levels will differ a lot depending on what you do
rifts will level you more than bounties, running with 4 people will level you more than solo
 
Yeah, true.
 
and also depends on the difficulty you run
higher difficulty = more gear, obviously
the sooner you run higher difficulty, the sooner you get good gear
 
Yeah, but you've gotten some good stuff already
 
8:06 PM
I started running torment 1 shortly after hitting 70, running anything below is a waste of time as the good stuff doesn't drop
 
@badp btw, did I tell you that I unboxed an Unusual Rotation Sensation the other day?
 
after hitting 70 I run rifts for shards and get everything from kadala
it helps me do higher difficulties asap
 
...cause if I did, I was lying.
 
Kadala hates me :(
 
@twobugs for whatever reason, she hates less when you're a fresh 70, lol
 
8:07 PM
Here's how my Kadala goes: I spend 127816287613 shards, getting nothing
 
I plvl'd wife's wizard, she got 3 of her set items from kadala with 800 shards
as soon as she hit 70
 
Click 5 more times, each time I get an ancient version of what I'm looking for
But I don't notice because I've been speed clicking
 
I may leave work 30 min early today.
Not a lot to do
Don't want to start new stuff this close to a 3-day weekend.
Telecom hasn't gotten back to me about why the connection between our UAT AppServer and DB keeps going out.
Can't find any info about why Oracle Mapviewer doesn't reconnect to Oracle Spatial until you restart the app when the connection goes out.
 
@twobugs I find that if you're not getting what you want after spending a lot of shards, wait until next day
 
So I found out today I can't actually publish to our production server
 
8:11 PM
Can't get coworkers to play Fluxx... I mean work hard thinking up combinations.
@twobugs Why is that a surprise?
 
It's not like you'd need the developer to do that, right?
 
I'm not allowed to publish directly to UAT or Prod.
Instead, server team has to copy the EAR file from Dev to UAT or from UAT to Prod.
 
@Powerlord Well, it's our testing production server because our development server is really bad for reasons I do not understand
 
I can only get something pushed directly to Prod if I fill out a break-fix request.
and even then, I still need server team to do it.
(Server Team 5 is the official designation of our server team)
 
I can't even test things on the dev server because it's behind two layers of authentication and the data services aren't designed to work with either of them
 
8:13 PM
@twobugs facepalm
 
Thankfully, I was able to simulate the data well enough with help from my coworkers that it works with our actual data
But man. That was silly.
 
Oh yeah, in case anyone was wonder, the whole "Oracle Mapviewer" comment earlier was tied directly to the previous complaint about the DB connection going out. When UAT is talking to its DB, I can't launch the map editor because invariably the connection would have gone out and it doesn't auto-reconnect.
Which is weird, because the appserver itself is smart enough to reconnect... just Oracle MapViewer isn't.
 
@Powerlord grats! wait. wasn't that Texotoxowhatchammacallit
 
@GodEmperorDune Que?
 
@badp It appears that Unusual Rotation Sensations are fairly common... for an unusual.
 
8:22 PM
yesterday, by Texenox
user image
 
Oh god don't tell him that
 
btw what's with "Mercenary Grade Hat"?
 
No, the only Rotation Sensation I've unboxed was the normal kind.
@badp Gun Mettle items have rarities.
 
ugh
 
Even the Gun Mettle hats do.
There are 6 rarities total, but cases only have 3-6... Mercenary, Commando, Assassin, and Elite if memory serves.
The lower two being Civilian and Freelance
 
8:24 PM
@RavenDreamer we were RIPing everyone that may or may not be in chat
 
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Q: How can I get a z depth pass in cod4 via console?

Slim MartenI want to make a call of duty fragmovie and to make it look cool, I have to render several passes from my demos. To get some cool effects in the post, I would like to render a depth map from my demos. My question is, does anyone know how to achieve that? So far I used this console command: r_f...

 
I thought I might get some stars but did not
 
@GodEmperorDune STARBAIT ACCEPTED
 
So... gun mettle weapon drops for contracts are 1-4.... Civilian, Freelance, Mercenary, and Commando.
 
4 hours ago, by Yuuki
RIP @ronnie
 
8:25 PM
@GodEmperorDune There are stars in space, but no spaces are allowed here.
(NAME THAT GAME!)
 
@Powerlord portal
 
@GodEmperorDune Wrong. It was from The 7th Guest.
 
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@GodEmperorDune That's cheating, that's always the answer!
 
....which I was about to say time's up on since no one had guessed, which is why I told you what it was.
 
@AshleyNunn false, mod abuse is always the answer
 
8:29 PM
Anyway, that was one of the clues from the bedspread puzzle... which had you spelling out words, but whoops, there are no spaces in the puzzle.
...but there were asterisks.
 
That's a single-celled organism.
 
@Yuuki I'd rather not know about your single-celled orgasm.
 
@Powerlord (squints)
 
(I get points for everyone who just went to the history link for that post)
 
@Chippies Other post about the season journey: diablofans.com/forums/diablo-iii-general-forums/…
 
8:39 PM
Damn house. It waits an hour or two after @Frank leaves for a two week vacation overseas, and then the roof springs a leak.
 
@Yuuki Stop stealing things from TIL :P
 
@SaintWacko They should stop stealing things from Wikipedia.
 
heh, got both set items from a single grift boss
 
Who, in turn, should stop stealing things from scientific papers.
 
8:41 PM
@Yuuki errrr
that's not a single cell tho
 
Valonia ventricosa, also known as "bubble algae" and "sailors' eyeballs", is a species of algae found in oceans throughout the world in tropical and subtropical regions. It is one of the largest single-cell organisms. == Characteristics == Valonia ventricosa typically grow individually, but in rare cases they can grow in groups. === Environment === They appear in tidal zones of tropical and subtropical areas, like the Caribbean, north through Florida, south to Brazil, and in the Indo-Pacific. Overall, they inhabit virtually every ocean throughout the world, often living in coral rubble....
 
wtf is it, it's clearly salt water aquairum
so..... some kinda seaweed?
 
> It is one of the largest single-cell organisms.
 
@Arperum nice, I certainly trust that more than a random reddit post
 
> Valonia ventricosa has been studied particularly because the cells are so unusually large that they provided a convenient subject for studying the transfer of water and water-soluble molecules across biological membranes.
 
8:42 PM
@Chippies Yea, it doesn't have the HC one, that's the only difference though.
 
I just noticed the file csgo_pirate.txt in the CS:GO game files
 
I figured I'll get my gems that I use to as high as I can and will worry about getting something to 60 when I get that far
 
> Valonia ventricosa, a species of algae with a diameter that ranges typically from 1 to 4 centimetres (0.39 to 1.57 in) is among the largest unicellular species.
@djsmiley2k So, an algae.
But it is unicellular.
 
@Chippies Not a bad idea.
 
8:55 PM
@unicellular species?
 
@spugsley So we're going to see Solas again.
 
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I am using just about every skill in my toolbox today at work, and it is kinda neat.
 
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(Some of it is terrifying in the whole "augh doing new things" way)
 
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Q: minecraft weird pixles windows 10 normal minecraft!?

SwagMomi got a new computer windows 10 and i downloaded the mine craft i have always had on my commuter but for some reson it looks like this? PLEASE HELP!

 
@AshleyNunn but not terrifying in the "nanites are taking over our brains and making us subservient to the cyber hivemind" way?
 
9:08 PM
@GodEmperorDune @AshleyNunn doesn't worry about that.
She is the cyber hivemind overmind.
 
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@GodEmperorDune Well, I'm a cyborg, so I already deal with that :P
 
I'm sorta drunk right now (hey, Work was over at noon, shush), but a cyber overmind sounds kinda enticing.
 
@AshleyNunn I meant that it's your nanites doing the enslaving, but yeah
 
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@GodEmperorDune Well, that one I am not allowed to talk about.
 
PROTIP: everyone will have perfect spelling and grammar after the cyber overmind "assumes control"
 
9:17 PM
Judging by /r/SubredditSimulator, probably not.
 
@Yuuki K, that is WACK.
 
@Yuuki are you forgetting that @AshleyNunn will be in charge?
 
@GodEmperorDune It really depends on whether she's the micro-managing cyber overmind type or not.
 
I would think it was more of a policy priority than anything else
The only hope for humanity will be the sword behind inappropriate prepositions
 
I wonder what they would do for a moxie-equivalent.
 
9:23 PM
WOOO! I do the upgrade rare to legendary thing in the kanai for the first time: ancient IK weapon.
cc @Chippies
 
@Arperum nice!
that feature is awesome, too bad it's so expensive, but totally worth it
 
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PAY YOUR INTERNET BILL IF YOU WANT INTERNET
 
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Why is that so hard for people to get.
 
@AshleyNunn But that involves giving money to people. That sounds too much like socialism.
 
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Then I am keeping all your internets for myself
 
9:26 PM
@AshleyNunn What if I pay for 2 internets but they only give me one?
 
@Yuuki bills suck, seriously
 
@Chippies Yea, I also got a shoulderpiece that has the bonus of giving the fury rune to call of the ancients, doing some bounties so I can kanai that.
 
@John you need to be 1337 enough to win another Internet through some sort of online competition
 
@GodEmperorDune I have, but people tend to skimp out on the delivery :(
 
@john then you must h@xx0r them to force compliance. Remember to use at least 7 proxies, otherwise you'll get v&
 
9:30 PM
@GodEmperorDune I'll get...vand?
 
We are aware of 523 errors near Prague and Denmark - we are investigating.
 
@GodEmperorDune Ooooh that kind of v&.
 
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Holy crap, it's almost 6 pm
 
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Today has gone by so fast!
 
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9:42 PM
I HAVE DONE SO MANY INTERNETS TODAY
 
@OKAY,PANIC. That's a lot of errors
 
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@SaintWacko Okay, good I m not the only one who read it that way
 
@AshleyNunn :D
 
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I was like "I wonder how they counted....oh."
 
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9:49 PM
Now I want ribs
 
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Which makes me terrible I think :P
 
@AshleyNunn No, it just means you're human.
Which may or may not be terrible, considering you're a cyborg.
 
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True that. :)
 
No, I'm terrible for laughing so hard at this parody tweet (language, caps, Kim Davis)
 
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Okay, so.....how to determine how I get through a hole into space....
 
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9:53 PM
@TimStone I am also terrible because I completely cracked the hell up
 

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