The Bridge

Lazers 2.0

00:00

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How do I delete this account? I went on Help and clicked "How do I delete my account?" But it was no use. Please help me with this because I have no use for this website anymore.

ios

spugsley

UGH I CAN'T HANDLE THIS AMAZINGNESS

How do I get paid to do this. Someone help me figure out a way that I can get paid to do this and make a living off hiking to waterfalls with beautiful girls

accurate opinion

@Fredley why was this answer deleted?

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Q: I can't find my nut

In chapter four of The Adventures of Robinson Crusoe, at the very first section, how do you get the last nut? I found the first two that were hidden objects, but the third one involves a puzzle and I can't work out what I'm supposed to do.

robinson-crusoe

Private Pansy

Getting permission denied from the touch command is always amusing

Aequitas

@accurateopinion best title

Frank

@Lazers I hadn't realized marking a question as a dupe means an account needs deletion.

Sepia Lazers

00:19

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Q: Can somebody please help me?

How do I delete this account? I went on Help and clicked "How do I delete my account?" But it was no use. Please help me with this because I have no use for this website anymore.

discussion

GodEmperorDune

@spugsley SO HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWT

spugsley

YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

GodEmperorDune

and also cold because water

spugsley

yeah it was COLD

GodEmperorDune

This is a really excellent pic @spugsley

spugsley

00:29

I am in loveeeee. She was amazing. The location was amazing. It was worth the 5am wake up, 2 hour drive, 2 mile hike, and 2 hour drive home with a very wet lower half of my body

WORTHHHH ITTTT

GodEmperorDune

Yeah I was wondering how her top half stayed dry

But it's like "yeah I tumbled down a waterfall, mofo, what are you gonna do about it!"

spugsley

hahaha she goes all the way under later but I kinda like the half wet half dry look. :) She reminds me of a princess that got bored and wanted to take a little hike but maybe didn't want to get too unladylike lol

it's a very complex story apparently

GnomeSlice

@spugsley This is pretty dope

spugsley

:D

GnomeSlice

00:47

store.steampowered.com/app/250560

@Rapitor adaptedrecords.bandcamp.com/album/broken-routine

This is too damn good

Raven Dreamer

@spugsley Grats, that's a very nice picture.

spugsley

thank you :3 I'm feeling pretty good about this shoot in general

GnomeSlice

01:05

next time you do a post apocalyptical scenario, consider this http://www.boredpanda.com/abandoned-village-goqui-island-shengsi-zhoushan-china-tang-yuhong/

Tweeted by unseven on June 28, 2015 at 11:55 PM

cc @spugsley

spugsley

O_O

LET'S GO

user15026

01:25

user15026

I kinda want to stitch this :D

Ktash

@spugsley I stand by my previous statement that in an already impressive collection/portfolio, you have been especially on point as of late!! :D

spugsley

@Ktash IT MAKES ME SO EXCITE

user15026

@Ktash Truth.

Ktash

@spugsley ME TOO :D

spugsley

01:27

:DDDDDDDDDDD

two bugs

01:45

@RavenDreamer I'm doing Crota hard, sadly not soloing it :P

Lazers 2.0

02:10

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Q: Minecraft 1.9 snapshot 15w35e

Upon running "/title hacatu title {text:"test"}", I am given the error message "Invalid json: malformed JSON at line 1 column 3". I have never used the tellraw command before when creating command block contraptions, so I don't really know what I am doing wrong. I have already run the command "/t...

minecraft minecraft-commands minecraft-redstone

Raven Dreamer

02:23

@twobugs Heh, well, you have to start somewhere.

GnomeSlice

02:43

screenhead.com/synthwave-rise-of-retro-electronic-music

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How did I became an Evil General Manager?

When I was playing the game, my character was in DGM (deputy general manager if I'm not mistaken) position. Suddenly, out of nowhere, when the xp points were not even full, the promotion screen came up and I was informed that I received a promotion for Evil General Manager. What are the require...

dont-get-fired

GnomeSlice

My city is cool

SHOW ME - OTTAWA

►

Lazers 2.0

03:02

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Q: Can you go back to Earth without launching and restarting again?

After you get to the moon can you switch back to Earth without having to ether, restart ,or launch again to go back. Also if you can get back to Earth can you go to the moon without having to restart, or launch.

adventure-capitalist

Aequitas

can you get to the bridge from the app?

Lazers 2.0

03:14

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Q: How can I protect my Iron Farm villagers from lightning?

I am building an iron golem farm in the spawn chunks, and there is the problem of witches spawning in the villager cells, and that would break the iron golem farm. Bummer. So, reading the wiki, I learned that When lightning is to strike, random X and Z coordinates within the chunk are chose...

minecraft

0

Q: How to get etheric light?

How can I get etheric light to upgrade my legendary weapon without buying any DLC or expansion pack in Destiny. If the only way possible is to bye it from the Iron Banner Vanguard guy please tell me.thank you.

destiny

Lazers 2.0

03:31

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Q: Can you get a second chance

In the trials of Osirus for Destiny do you get a second chance, say you went 9 and 1 can you still get the secret social place on murcury or no?

xbox-360 destiny

two bugs

03:54

Downed Crota. That's all my moments of triumph! I got crappy drops from Crota and Atheon though

Atheon fight was cooler. "Guardians make their own fate" indeed

Lazers 2.0

04:17

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Q: If i learn how to code minecraft mods will i know a little about plugins?

Im learning how to code mods but i really really really want to learn how to code plugins because i want to make my own custom plugins with out having to get charged

minecraft minecraft-server minecraft-mods

Lazers 2.0

04:34

0

Q: I have the PCSX emulator and a PaRappa The Rapper rom and the game cannot load save data!

Please help! I'm up to level 5 and I saved, but this problem means i cannot load it! Please!

emulation glitch

0

Q: Why is my player stats agility higher than my upgraded agility level?

My agility when I talk to the Emerald Herald to look at my upgrades is 105. When I check my player stats my agility (AGL) is 109. At first I figured some piece of my equipment gave me boost but I have taken everything off and still have the 109 AGL. I can't complain about the extra points on ...

dark-souls-2

Lazers 2.0

05:05

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Q: Can't get onto my brother's server, and vice versa [Terraria]

I have the same problem as Shadow Z. in his original question at How do I join multiplayer servers in Terraria? The difference is that I have set up my MQWest for port forwarding, and both my brother and I are in the same room, so we're definitely on the same LAN. I think the issue is that I don...

technical-issues terraria hosting server-administration

badp

06:11

@GnomeSlice Silly phone. It's the letter v six times.

5pike

06:55

Morning

GodEmperorDune

@5pike evening

@yuuki yog-urt down! got my staff of simmering hatred

badp

@5pike gmronrgrnenomonr

@GodEmperorDune what flavour was the yogurt you defeated?

GodEmperorDune

@badp it was the flavor of hatred

> The darkness tears open like a dry-rotted curtain, revealing a thing that I would simply call 'indescribable', except that it's my job to describe it to you, so here goes.

Picture a giant mass of writhing, undulating flesh that twists and roils like a pulsating fourth-dimensional tumor. In color, it's largely a pasty mottled corpse-white, but flushing with angry patches of red marked with bulging, throbbing veins. A cavernous maw opens in the center of the monstrosity. Other than the gibbering, lolling tongue and row after row of razor-sharp teeth, the mouth contains nothing -- by which …

Arperum

07:26

@Aequitas On android you can use chatsey for chatting.

Morning

Martin Sojka

@GodEmperorDune Beautifully Lovecraftian.

Lazers 2.0

07:59

-1

Q: achievement of FIFA 16

Premier League's aboriginal few seasons, because of injuries and play appearance Nani didn't act stable. He accomplished the beginning of the 2010-11 division and the 2011-12 season, scoring in bifold abstracts for two afterwards years, but afresh with Manchester United drillmaster change, whethe...

fifa-15

5pike

@Lazers2.0 Stupid spam

Private Pansy

08:30

Looking at other people's code is so icky

There are some conventions which they use that I don't like, so I have to constantly fight the urge to correct them

badp

@PrivatePansy git add -p

It basically gives you the output of git diff, bit by bit, and for every bit you can decide whether to stage it or not

It's great to make sure you don't accidentally commit more changes than necessary

Private Pansy

I'm honestly not sure how that'd help

badp

(the stage being what will be committed when you issue "git commit")

@PrivatePansy You can review your changes.

Private Pansy

Uhm...

badp

So if you accidentally a style fix you can leave it behind and throw it away selectively.

Private Pansy

08:34

Oh, hmmm. Sure, that'd help somewhat, but the main problem is it's distracting while reading the code

badp

or anyway not commit it

so you can still have the style fixed for yourself while not sharing that change

Private Pansy

Also, the code is vulnerable to SQL injection. Which is really not a style problem anymore

badp

(within reason)

@PrivatePansy security is overrated!!

Private Pansy

I want to reply to the person that sent me this code that leaving it in this state will 'cause hax0rs to pwn your DB', but that would be unprofessional

Kevin van der Velden

But fun!

Arperum

08:45

@PrivatePansy Plus they generally ignore that information until their DB gets actually pwnd, that's when they wake up.

5pike

^

Private Pansy

The site hashes its passwords using MD5(user_id + MD5(password))

*sigh*

Arperum

As in: been there. Informed about SQL-injection, nothing happened. Fast forward more then a year: DB gets injected with spam that basically causes the layout of the site to break -> fix plz.

Private Pansy

This is in a site coded with a framework that actually provides a userland implementation of password_hash, so that you can use that even if you're not in PHP 5.5

The user guide has a page on security that specifically tells you to use that and not roll your own hashing code with functions such as MD5

And developers still ignore that. *sigh*

5pike

Of course he is

badp

08:50

@PrivatePansy maximum oversalt

5pike

@badp Could use some pepper, though.

Private Pansy

Please, let's get the salting right before talking about the rest of the seasoning

Also, quite sure you need access to the physical hardware to actually properly implement pepper

badp

@PrivatePansy it's salting the salt, what more could you want

Private Pansy

@badp Hashing the salt, which is correct, actually

It's the hashing function chosen that's the problem

badp

//security fix --bp
md5(md5(md5(md5(md5(md5(md5(md5(user_id + md5(password))))))))))

Private Pansy

08:53

The salt being predictable might also be a problem, but not really in most cases

badp

no one expects the eightfold oversalt

Private Pansy

@badp Actually, if you do that enough times, like benchmark it so that you have enough iteration to get, say, 100ms on your hardware, the function would actually be secure

badp

100 ms on CPU is still way too little

Private Pansy

Yeah, true

badp

oh I know.

Private Pansy

08:55

Hmmmm, would it? I'm not sure what sort of speedup is provided by GPU

badp

10x IIRC

Kevin van der Velden

Depends on the algorithm

badp

md5(blowfish(user_id) + md5(password))

Private Pansy

Wikipedia says 50 to 100

badp

see now I use blowfish so it's super secure

Private Pansy

08:56

Which is pretty scary, actually

badp

also there are known techniques for md5 collisions

so you don't even need to guess the password

Private Pansy

Yeah, but I'm not sure if those can be reliably exploited to crack passwords

badp

(I suppose that could be an argument for imposing upper lengths to passwords)

Kevin van der Velden

devtalk.nvidia.com/default/topic/387852/… 36 times speedup on a 8800 Ultra versus a single core of a Q6700 Core Duo

Private Pansy

They can be used to create files that passes for others if the checksum is MD5 though, but I'm not sure about passwords

Kevin van der Velden

08:57

Without optimisation

badp

@PrivatePansy Yes, and once you have the MD5...

I suppose you might be limited in that you can't use \n, \r, \0, etc. bytes.

probably just \n and \0

Private Pansy

The naming convention for files is also weird

He's using some sort of weird Hungarian notation, but instead of placing the type in front, the types go to the back of the file names

Which makes sense, I guess, otherwise the files would all start with the same substring, but then he uses different cases

V for views, and _m for models, for some reason

And the framework itself already requires views and models to be placed in separate folders, so I'm not sure why this is necessary in the first place

The inconsistency is bugging me though

badp

clearly he had to distinguish between foo, foom, foo_m and foom_m

but foov and foomv were already unique!!

then you can also have foo_mv and foom_mv if you're so inclined, and foo_mv_m, and foomv_mvvv_m_m_mv_m

MODULAR!

Private Pansy

The V for views is uppercase, but the _m for models is lowercase and has an underscore for some reason

badp

He probably wrote it in Windows and case wasn't sensitive!

or he needed to distinguish between V'iews and v'ectors. clearly.

foomV_mvV_mvVvVVv_mVv

Private Pansy

09:06

I'm quite sure PHP doesn't have vectors, in any sense of the word

badp

that's why he had to write them, silly you

Private Pansy

Huh, hack does, though

Interesting...

badp

$varname = "foov" + i
return $$varname

VECTORS!!!!!1111111one

Private Pansy

@badp ಠ_ಠ

No. Just... no.

badp

PHP!

If it does things properly they'll just be values on the stack

Super-duper-efficient

so it probably wrote them to a remote mysql database in Tokyo through string concatenation

Private Pansy

09:09

He wrote $account?$account, and at first I thought it was some strange sort of interpolation I've never heard of before, but it turns out he just didn't like whitespace in his ternary operators for some reason

badp

so there's a default :-bit to the ternary operator?

Private Pansy

No, there's more after that, but the $account?$account part drew my eyes, and I spent five seconds staring at it trying to recall how PHP's variable interpolation worked before reading the rest of the line

So, yeah, I suck at reading

badp

It's okay, it's PHP.

PHP doesn't even have an AST.

(until recently anyway)

Private Pansy

Wait, really?

badp

Yes

Why would PHP of all the things require a proper formal grammar?

Private Pansy

09:11

wiki.php.net/rfc/abstract_syntax_tree dated 2014

Fucking hell...

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Can ecumenical patriarch permanently hold all pentarch titles?

I read on CK2 wiki that ecumenical patriarch can also hold multiple pentarch titles at the same time if desired (http://www.ckiiwiki.com/Autocephaly#Pentarchs), and that this can be used to extend the ecumenical patriarch's authority over multiple de jure patriarchal regions. I have always wonder...

crusader-kings-2

Private Pansy

Oh wait, hmmmm. It just says the parser doesn't emit opscode directly

It doesn't say whether the parser actually uses AST

badp

@PrivatePansy Looking at the list of side effects to the change...

I think it's fairly safe to say it didn't use AST.

At least 0 people voted against the AST rfc

Private Pansy

I mean, you could also read it as the compiler was originally rolled into the parser

And this proposal splits the two after the AST is generated

badp

I mean I suppose the code that was hacked together beforehand could be reverse engineered back into an AST

since it did do AST-y things

most of the changes like rtl to ltr processing aren't AST limitations

Sepia Lazers

09:31

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Q: Is this question badly phrased?

A question of mine did attract two invalid answers (out of two): with the first one I just thought it was happen-stance, a user can just misread, but if 2/2 users both give an invalid answer, I start to think I did something wrong. Could anyone read it and see if something isn't clear, please? ...

discussion specific-question

badp

@PrivatePansy I forget, which of those is correct HTML?

Kevin van der Velden

09:47

@badp the latter is preferred

But in html both are valid, in XHTML only the   variant

badp

The code I'm looking at uses anyway

because fuck you.

Kevin van der Velden

@badp that is never, under any circumstances valid and whoever wrote that should be shot

badp

@KevinvanderVelden XHTML is deprecated, right?

Kevin van der Velden

@badp uhm, sorta. HTML5 can be written in both HTML and XHTML

badp

At least we don't have any

though we have a few TLAs written like T.L.A

Kevin van der Velden

09:57

@badp is acceptable if it is followed by <\br\>

Then they're just dancing

badp

@KevinvanderVelden br? br? br? br?

Wipqozn

10:13

@MBraedley huh, that's cool.

@GnomeSlice You watch your language missy!

Also MOVE COMPLETE

@SepiaLazers your mom's badly phrased

OH BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN‌NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN‌NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Kevin van der Velden

@Wipqozn no, his mom's broadly phrased

Wipqozn

@KevinvanderVelden oh buuuurrrrrnnn

Also, @FAE has joined the party. Not that she cares, since she hates us.

Kevin van der Velden

Wait what party are you talking about?

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk My word

badp

@Wipqozn does that mean more @Wipqozn in our days going forward?

Wipqozn

10:25

@badp No, less. Internet won't be hooked up until Thursday.

Private Pansy

@KevinvanderVelden Yup, pretty much

badp

@Wipqozn Praise be, praise be.

or I guess I could say

<\br/>

Private Pansy

  should be recognized, but it's not valid (at least as of HTML5), and it looks really ugly

@badp ಠ_ಠ

Kevin van der Velden

Oh yeah that's actually valid XHTML I think, if really weird

Private Pansy

I thought XHTML demanded self-closing tags

badp

10:30

Aug 27 at 16:10, by Private Pansy

Kevin van der Velden

@PrivatePansy I checked with the XHTML validator, you can use  , it doesn't even raise a warning

badp

take that image, replace the pony's face with your avatar, and the squeaks with ಠ_ಠs

Kevin van der Velden

Error Line 11, Column 20: end tag for "br" omitted, but OMITTAG NO was specified
  some content <br>Test</br>
✉
You may have neglected to close an element, or perhaps you meant to "self-close" an element, that is, ending it with "/>" instead of ">".

Info Line 11, Column 16: start tag was here
  some content <br>Test</br>
Error Line 11, Column 28: end tag for element "br" which is not open
  some content <br>Test</br>
✉
The Validator found an end tag for the above element, but that element is not currently open. This is often caused by a leftover end tag from an element that was removed dur…

You are not allowed to put anything in it however (whitespace is also not allowed)

badp

You're an OMITTAG NO.

Half Life 3 not being "episodic" confirmed.

Private Pansy

@badp sauce pls

badp

10:33

1 min ago, by badp

You're an OMITTAG NO.

@KevinvanderVelden is Half Life 3. @KevinvanderVelden is an OMITTAG NO. Hence, @KevinvanderVelden does not allow any elements. Hence, @KevinvanderVelden is self-contained, a complete experience in itself. Hence, no episodes.

Private Pansy

@badp Your face is self-closing

badp

It's only logical.

@PrivatePansy My face is also complete, consistent and refuses augmentations.

Kevin van der Velden

@badp Voted for most times pinging a single person in a single message

badp

Please do not attempt to augment my face with your fist. It would be a violation of the HTML 5 standard.

I think that's the takeaway message.

Private Pansy

<badp><face punched='true' /></badp>

badp

10:36

end tag for element "badp" which is not open

StrixVaria

@KevinvanderVelden The inverse of

Aug 19 '13 at 19:49, by StrixVaria

@BenBrocka @fredley @OrigamiRobot @GnomeSlice @StrixVaria @GraceNote @Sterno @Ullallulloo @FEichinger @badp @Krazer @Wipqozn @fbueckert @JasonBerkan @RedRiderX @Blem @TrentHawkins @SaintWacko

badp

@Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev @Kev

what do I win

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Wont let me verify my username :(

Help me! I changed my username on minecraft, I have logged in and out and it still says it failed to verify my username! Pls help

minecraft

Private Pansy

@badp I don't know why I voted for you in the elections

badp

@Lazers2.0 you can... change your username?

@PrivatePansy You were younger and foolish.

Also I could still do that without being a mod.

So your vote, or lack thereof, wouldn't have changed much.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

Finally if I wasn't your first choice, chances are the portion of vote I got from you was in fact very small.

and if I was, it was as small as it needed to be.

Private Pansy

10:48

@badp I'm still paying for my irresponsibility till this day

Wipqozn

11:11

@badp I understood that reference.

Aug 19 '13 at 19:50, by badp

@StrixVaria WHO WAKETH ME AND WHENCEFOR

Aug 19 '13 at 19:51, by badp

DOST THOU REQUIRE ME ATTENTION SO THAT THOU CAN BANNEST THOUSELF

Oh @badp, you scamp.

Kevin van der Velden

@badp nothing at all, congratulations!

GnomeSlice

3 of the coolest uses for Intel’s RealSense 3D camera at CES 2015

@Wipqozn @AshleyNunn New music from Alex Roe

5pike

11:51

spam

badp

Items found
---------------------------------------
Nothing at all                 1

THIS NOTHING AT ALL SHALL BE YOUR RUIN

Kevin van der Velden

Sure sure

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Does recalling an explorer and then resuming the exploration affect the quality of loot collected?

Sometimes I recall my explorers at night, just to be on the safe side. But in the morning, I realize that they have health and resources left to keep going, so I make them explore a little farther. The exploring path looks something like this: <---------------------------------------...

fallout-shelter

badp

@KevinvanderVelden This is a high-rank void gem. It's no mere level 1 Nothing garbage drop.

Kevin van der Velden

Well you'll still have to come pick it up and transport it back

I mean, it is in space

badp

12:02

Nah, it's in my inventory.

Kevin van der Velden

(That's where all the highest quality nothing at all is found!)

No no, that's just the receipt so you can claim it later

badp

Space is full of debris

@KevinvanderVelden Tsk tsk tsk. One does not merely craft nothing at all.

If I combine 0 Nothing At All together I can upgrade them to Nothing Whatsoever

and then I'll be unstoppable!

Kevin van der Velden

@badp still less debris than earth!

badp

@KevinvanderVelden still more debris than nothing at all!

At most you might find some neutrinos in Nothing At All

Kevin van der Velden

@badp that's why you build the nothing-production-station in space, less possible contaminants (also, space. Because SPAAAAAAACE)

badp

12:06

but Nothing Whatsoever is 100% neutrino-free, and Absolutely Nothing even have zero photons in them.

Kevin van der Velden

The hard part is the containment system and hiring a demon small enough

badp

Then you reach Maximum Overnothing, which is what you get when you remove Absolutely Nothing from Absolutely Nothing

It's a level 6 ontology spell that requires absolute mastery of @PrivatePansy

LessPop_MoreFizz

Fantastic Polka on the Pyro-Trombone

►

TROMBONE FLAMETHROWER.

This man has invented a trombone that SHOOTS FIRE.

badp

does it play music in the process?

GnomeSlice

I doubt it

LessPop_MoreFizz

12:13

@badp yes it does!

GnomeSlice

Well maybe if he mixes gas in after the slide

Kevin van der Velden

So, I just had to visit 3 floors and 3 different machines to get 2 cups of tea and a cup of water

GnomeSlice

Very good

Kevin van der Velden

Top floor (where I started): Machine down, oh well the water thing works. First floor: Machine works! fills first cup of tea Machine errors!.

GnomeSlice

Errs

Terror 404

LessPop_MoreFizz

12:17

@KevinvanderVelden the universe is telling you to switch to coffee

Kevin van der Velden

And I shall continue to ignore the universe! Also; the first 2 machines didn't have working coffee either soo

badp

@KevinvanderVelden Are you stuck in a JRPG

Kevin van der Velden

I did pick up random loot (free candy!) on the way

badp

NEW QUEST: Investigate JRPGness of environment
QUEST REWARD: +1 Wisdom, 100 arbitrary credits

Kevin van der Velden

And there was a shortcut back to where I started

(see also, elevators)

badp

12:20

Yes, but do you have 3 wolf pelts?

two bugs

I'm trying to think of a good "But thou must!" joke for Kevin's TeaRPG

I'm not succeeding

Kevin van der Velden

@badp I do not

badp

@KevinvanderVelden You probably should try.

Kevin van der Velden

Probably

badp

You won't find out the truth until you do.

Rapitor

12:22

o/

badp

Oh hey! A wild NPC appears.

Matt E. Эллен

Naked Porcupine Corpse

badp

Items found
-------------------------------------------------------------
Naked Porcupine Corpse, named Rapitor         1

Kevin van der Velden

I thought that was a raptor with monocle, this game really has shitty graphics

badp

@KevinvanderVelden Regardless, it's in your inventory now.

Maybe you can trade it for 3 wolf pelts!

Lazers 2.0

12:26

-1

Q: Minecraft forge will not work for me

So basically when I go onto install client and click ok it starts downloading and launching but then at the end it says error something about it being out of memory and says try restarting it with jvm arguments and I don't know what do know can someone help?

minecraft

badp

You might need to find some Naked Porcupine Corpse Clothing though first.

You should find some in the bathroom by the toilet.

Matt E. Эллен

it's a circular problem. you need the wolf pelts to make the clothes, but you can't get the pelts without a clothed porcupine corpse

badp

@MattE.Эллен You just need to talk to the right NPC, dummy.

Matt E. Эллен

I keep trying but someone (naming no names) is camping the spawning area

LessPop_MoreFizz

@LessPopMoreFizz a train ticket, a moldy scroll, a south rune, a hurdy-gurdy, a suit of armour, a brown sack, a snub-nosed Colt.

Tweeted by YouAreCarrying on August 31, 2015 at 12:30 PM in reply to LessPopMoreFizz

Relevant Twitter account.

(Tweet the word "inventory" at it for yours.)

badp

12:31

@KevinvanderVelden go go go.

Do the deed! To the tweet!

two bugs

Wow, you're carrying a good deal of stuff @LessPop_MoreFizz

You're either very encumbered or quite strong

LessPop_MoreFizz

Most of it is very small stuff.

badp

@KevinvanderVelden have you looked at your inventory yet?

Kevin van der Velden

No

I don't wanna find out my twitter information

badp

BUT THOU MUST!

LessPop_MoreFizz

12:37

@badp have you looked at yours?

badp

No, my goal was showing @twobugs how to do the thing

Sterno

Maybe I should have just done it like this:

Real Life First Person Shooter (Chatroulette version)

►

LessPop_MoreFizz

@badp you should.

badp

@LessPop_MoreFizz bait status: bit

Incidentally, WoW Facts and Affiliate Marketing are now following me. Great.

Also WoW Facts does not tweet about WoW.

LessPop_MoreFizz

It's probably more "Wow! facts"

Except not actually.

Lazers 2.0

12:43

0

Q: Is There a List of Mods that Disable Steam Achievements?

I recently came to knowledge that having mods enabled for a game results in gaining no Steam achievements (Wish I knew this earlier..spent so many hours already). So I was wondering if this means that even a single active mod will put a stop in obtaining the achievements. If not, is there a list...

steam achievements mods banished

two bugs

Comments worry me, sometimes

> I was bored enough in high school that I took most of my notes in daedric.... actually, that persisted into college, too, for some classes.

badp

@twobugs is that not something you do?

two bugs

No, I've never bothered to learn a fictional video game language

Chippies

@twobugs should learn klingon, that's not fictional at all!

two bugs

Although it sounds like daedric is just a caesarian shift

I've never bothered to learn a fictional alphabet either!

I'm an American. I barely speak English.

badp

12:52

@twobugs BUT THOU MUST

LessPop_MoreFizz

@badp WHAT ARE YOU CARRYING

badp

@LessPop_MoreFizz I DON'T KNOW

It didn't reply.

@badp a large statue, a flamingo, a newspaper, reflective foil, a red disk, a matchbook, the Golden Fleece, a Remington, a pick axe.

Tweeted by YouAreCarrying on August 31, 2015 at 12:41 PM in reply to badp

well it looks like I've got headgear and an artifact

Arperum

SUDDENLY DARKNESS

Also: shitton of rain.

Kevin van der Velden

Yay

Unionhawk

You are carrying:
- 1 DARKNESS
- 1 shitton rain

Kevin van der Velden

12:58

We had that yesterday, well not so much the darkness given the amount of lightning going on

badp

oh fancy. I have a gun making corporation too.

The 'muricans love gun making corporations.

Arperum

In a couple minutes it went from middle of the day light to very late evening dark.

badp

They're corporations, and they make guns. What more could they love.

Unionhawk

sets fire to @badp

badp

@Unionhawk You're just literally burning with envy.

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