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00:01
LKXZDHf;lkSDHF;LKSADJF;LKSADJF;LKSADJFFSD;LAKJ
that is all
user15026
@Unionhawk ???
GOOD QUESTION
On today's episode of The Bridge: @Unionhawk battles that fly
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@Unionhawk HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
DOUBLE KILL
I need to get food
at some point
user15026
Food is good. I have Chinese leftovers.
00:06
I was going to get Qdoba (American burrito chain) but they had a sign that said "Temporarily closed due to mechanical problems" and I was like "NUUUUUUUUUUU"
user15026
@Unionhawk Well, that's just unfair
Right?
It's like @TimStone knew I wanted a burrito and broke that Qdoba in particular
And he also knew I was too lazy to walk to Chipotle 2 blocks further
Chipotle is an inferior product
You were wise to avoid them
Yeah, but it was technically an option
But it was far away
So
The stray cat I picked up shat my bed while I was gone. :(
00:17
hooooly snap, my cousin
Trying to help him use notepad
He's not very computer literate
How does one fail to use notepad
Made me think of @AshleyNunn
@Unionhawk I'm really not sure
user15026
00:20
@Powerlord I saw this earlier today and it delighted me because yes LIBRARIES ARE SO IMPORTANT
Zombie @TimStone has arrived
user15026
@TimStone has just read Newsflesh so she is very wary
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Q: How is credit for hero kills by allied towers and creeps determined?

Ajedi32Often in-game I will see an enemy hero be killed by an allied tower (usually due to a failed gank), and a nearby hero will be credited with the kill, getting gold and (presumably) experience for the kill even though he didn't actually score the last hit. Other times I see different behavior, such...

Braaaaaaaaaaains
WHY IS THIS ROOM SET UP STUPIDLY
WHO UNBUNKED THE BUNK ROOM
(the previous residents @Uni)
SHUT UP @UNI NOBODY ASKED YOU
@AshleyNunn newsflesh? Is that like porn news?
user15026
00:33
@GodEmperorDune -No, it is a trilogy of awesome political thriller sort of zombie novels
I just spent 34 minutes helping my cousin edit a config file for World of tanks.
34 fucking minutes.
@Wipqozn Remote into their computer, and take control.
World of tanks, lol
00:39
@GodEmperorDune It's actually kinda fun.
If a bit too full of idiots.
I feel like that could apply to any online game. <_<
@Fluttershy It applies more to F2P games.
@GodEmperorDune world of tanks is pretty great
@Frank Clearly you've never played a competitive first-person shooter. :P
@Fluttershy Not competitively, no.
00:41
i've been on world of warships a lot recently and it's incredible
I wonder, if you undownvote and redownvote, does the rep now become -2 instead of -0?
0
Q: Controls not working correctly in Super Smash Bros Brawl

JacaMy brother bought Super Smash Bros Brawl a couple of weeks ago, and ever since then the controls have been acting up. The game will interpret a single button press as multiple ones, and it will continuously go in and out of sprint. This has made the game unplayable in the campaign, but when I pla...

@PrivatePansy Yep
@Frank I might try to do that next time
00:56
@Wipqozn There's so many ways to do it now, it's dead simple.
NExt time I'm a this place I should set his computer and network up so I can remote in.
@Wipqozn join.me doesn't even need any configuration.
Just install a little app, type in the session number, and bam.
user15026
I know at work we use TeamViewer but I don't know if that requires a licence or anything
@Frank Cool. I'll use that next time.
@AshleyNunn For personal use, I don't think so.
01:01
I really need to pack.
I move in a week.
@Wipqozn Yeah, that's a good idea.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm only moving down 2 floors, so I'm not really worried, but I should probably grab a few more boxes.
user15026
@Frank I wasn't sure, because I nkow we have a commercial license
plus most of my stuff is still packe from when I moved last year, but I still got pakcing to do. Kitchen mostly.
01:02
So, the owner of the stray finally contacted me today.
Right after Bela got used to her, and they're playing together.
user15026
@Frank This is the second time you've found this cat, right?
@AshleyNunn Yep
I have to jump through so many hoops to get the Humane Society to come get her, it's not even worth the trouble.
She's so friendly.
user15026
Are they going to take teh cat back?
The easiest way to connect to another computer remotely for me was through Chrome Remote Desktop
@AshleyNunn Yeah. But they want to give her away, as the dad is fed up with the cat; she keeps running away.
01:04
Zero configuration, just point the thing at a Google Account and enter the pin, and the computers are connected
Which is wierd; she makes no attempt to run away from my place.
There is an NaCl plugin to install, of course
Even with my bitch cat that hates everybody that's not me or @TrentHawkins.
But otherwise it's far easier than any other solutions I've tried. It even works from my phone, which was nice
user15026
@Frank She gets along with Bela?
01:05
@AshleyNunn At the moment, yeah.
They're chasing each other.
user15026
Well, that's good at least.
Heard one hiss, but then they were back to running around.
And now Bela's lying on the floor, panting.
Hi @spugsley
Any hawt pics today?
no. I tried to make art but it didn't happen. I just feel so blah since the new job
01:21
@spugsley :(
@spugsley OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
@GodEmperorDune yeah it's troubling
Are they letting you take breaks at least?
@GodEmperorDune yeah Friday was better. Haven't worked since. I had the weekend and today off
tomorrow I go back
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Q: Is it possible for dwellers to have twins in fallout shelter?

StanCouldn't find any info on this. If so, what are the odds of it happening?

Ben
Ben
01:35
Ok, so: I have an image of a fan made Captain Planet movie, and I wanted to identify the image they used for Captain Planet. I'm certain it's from a video game, though I'm not sure which
@StrixVaria this was linked and starred already
Now that you mention it, I think I found it in the starred list.
3
Oh well, it's late.
Ben
Ben
No one's recognising him?
01:52
@Ben Other than your claim it's from a video game, there's nothing there.
Ben
Ben
@Frank Hmm
I know it's from somewhere
02:05
why'd you remove the question?
user15026
@Aequitas ?
@Ben
Ben
Ben
@Aequitas It wasn't game related after all.
I moved it to scifi.stackexchange instead
user15026
@Ben you mean scifi :)
Ben
Ben
@AshleyNunn ahem. I have no idea what you're referring to >_>
02:09
All right, screw it, WE'RE DOING IT
Ben
Ben
YEAH! WOO!
Doing what
PIZZA
AND TV, APPARENTLY
I was told my TV would be delivered this evening
Does "10pm" count as "this evening"
Ben
Ben
@Unionhawk If "1am" counts as "this morning", I don't see why not
NO IT COUNTS AS TONIGHT
THAT WAS RHETORICAL
Ben
Ben
What... "10pm" or "1am"?
02:14
Ok.. OK.. Enough!!! That is Enough!
/me swipes @Unionhawk's shift key or capslock key or imaderpkey or whatever it is that does all the caps.
There
/me puts it up on a shelf out of his reach.
You will get that back when you have proven you no longer need it.
@James you're only making him angry
/me nods.
HAHA I FOUND IT
user15026
OH IF YOU FOUND IT THEN WHAT DID I FIND
Ben
Ben
He's athletic... I'll give him that
02:16
>.>
LOOKS LIKE ITS SPREADING
Curses!
I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you kids and that dang dog!
CC @UNIONHAWK
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Q: Xbox Hard drive

MasonI cancelled my Xbox Live account many years ago, and sold the Xbox 360, but I still have the hard drive. If I put that hard drive into a new Xbox 360, and make a new profile, will I still be able to access all the DLCs that I purchased on the previous profile?

@GodEmperorDune Shush you
02:18
RIP @ORGYRAMBO, LORD OF THE AUTOCAD
PIZZA IS BAKING
@Lazers2.0 Um. Are you stupid or something?
THE ALL CAPS KEY IS CALLED I'M HUNGRY
... Probably not a good answer I guess :D
user15026
@James That's...rather rude
02:19
WOOF WOOF, SET THE BUILDING ON FIRE
NO I LIVE THERE
DON'T DO THIS THING
@AshleyNunn Indeed it is.. But none the less truthful.
RUFF RUFF THEN PEE ON A HYDRANT INSTEAD
But in any case, @Lazers2.0 is fine with it :)
user15026
@James You can tell the truth without being a jerk
02:20
@James Don't we assume good faith when people ask a question, for the most part?
No, because we're bitter and jaded.
Err, I mean…
^^
:D
You are, after all, the person who says he can't understand other peoples' hobbies.
@TimStone downvotes
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A: How do I use the AK-47 on CS:GO?

JamesAll the weapons in CS:GO have a static spray pattern. If you hold down the button and empty a clip the bullets will always come out in the same patterns. How this differs from other games is that it is -not- going to move your whole screen so all you have to do is keep the cross-hair on your targ...

gasps
02:21
8 upvotes on a question you guys closed cause you thought it was a stupid question instead of a real one
I have No idea what you mean by Good Faith :P
user15026
@James I am not sure what this has to do with things
Um.. You guys are taking an off hand remark I made at an overly stupid question and are running with it.. I like banter so I am keeping up with you guys? :)
<.<
user15026
Bridge! Help me make an important decision!
@James Yes, because eight upvotes means it's a good question.
/sarcasm.
user15026
Peanut butter ice cream sandwich, or cappuchino ice cream on a stick?
02:23
Speaking of, that question needs another delete vote.
@AshleyNunn The first!
@AshleyNunn Ooooo... tough choice
user15026
@PrivatePansy You see my dilemma! I bought both today, and i want one but they both sound DELICIOUS
user15026
I think I will go with peanut butter just vecause the cappucino one has crushed espresso beans in it and I am not sure the possibility of caffeine this late is a good idea
@ben wow you got an answer that's pretty impressive, so quick too
Ben
Ben
02:30
@Aequitas They are incredibly fast sometimes!
@Frank found this, and for some reason immediately thought it meant you...
0
Q: How do I zoom in on the PC version of Fez?

user886596I was watching a youtube walkthrough that showed someone zooming in the Fez camera. This is what I see when I go into controls. I only see "Zoom in" and "Zoom out" for the map, but no mention of zooming in the actual game. Anyone know how I can zoom in inside the game?

Ben
Ben
Never mind the fact that my boss' name is also Frank
02:49
how do you do the keyboard key markdown?
<kbd>&rarr;</kbd>
Ben
Ben
How do you mean?
Works on site not chat, there should be a sandbox somewhere on meta
Ben
Ben
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Q: Images for controller buttons and keyboard keys

cowgodI just saw this answer and was kicking myself for not thinking of this first, but I think it's a fantastic idea to use images for keyboard keys and console buttons. Can we get or does there already exist a web resource that has buttons for all the various buttons for game controllers and keyboar...

0
Q: Prosperity Tower - Lab 49 Containment room passcode?

vianna77I already checked and double checked inside every Matrix console and the Lab 49 Containment password is nowhere to be found. Is it given by some employee? If yes, who is that person and what the line/etiquette will give the passcode?

0
Q: Is the notification sound used in Puzzle Pirates a copy of the notification sound used in the original Star Trek series?

Jonathan ToddI played Puzzle Pirates (MMO) for a long time, and I heard the notification sound effect many many times. Sort of a long whistled bleep. Then today I watched Episode 1 of the original Star Trek series and heard the ship computer's notification sound 4-5 times, and call me crazy but I could swear...

03:09
Thx @ben I'm not in the condition to search for stuff (this message sponsored by SwiftKey: be drunk not incoherent)
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Q: I asked whether a feature in a game was an Easter Egg of a famous TV series, is this on topic?

Jonathan ToddI asked whether a feature in a game was an Easter Egg of a famous TV series, is this on topic?

hi @LessPop_MoreFizz
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz oh, this is giving me the happy sound shiver feeling
@AshleyNunn It's such a legendary song
user15026
03:15
It is amazing.
@AshleyNunn Do you know the original?
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz No, this is the first I've heard
Written by Nina Simone for Lorraine Hansbury. So good. So so good.
Ben
Ben
@Unionhawk Welcome. I had it starred so I figured that would be easy enough to find
Simpson's HIMYM did it!
;P
TARGET SHIELDS OFFLINE
FRAME SHIFT CHARGE DETECTED
03:54
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Q: How do I level up quickly in Felspire?

gamingloverIt's difficult for me to level up after i reached level 100. Are there any strategies?

04:11
TARGET DESTROYED
So apparently UD police have an electric motorcycle
It's silent
That would be scary if I wasn't 21
0
Q: 60fps ingame vs 60fps on Youtube

NaDoubleSerI've wanted to ask this question for a while now... Why doesn't my 200fps in game with Vsync off look as smooth as 60fps on Youtube? I play CS:GO and my game doesn't look as good as Youtube. Any explanations?

04:33
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Hitchhiking

Proposed Q&A site for hitchhikers, tramps, budget travelers

Currently in definition.

0
Q: Old point & click game that I can't remember the name

Kotenarok HellHoundThere's a green dragon as protagonist. His girlfriend(may be?), a pink dragon is cursed by a witch, shrinking her into fairy side. The game uses a disk to run on Windows 95 or 98 I can't remember either.

04:48
@Lazers2.0 well at least he didnt use the game identification tag
04:58
0
Q: Can't calibrate generic usb gamepad right thumb

RaestlozI have a Chinese generic USB gamepad using the driver that Windows 10 came with because the included driver is 32bit and whenever I use x360ce on 64bit games (such as Sleeping Dogs), the game crashes Now, the horizontal axis of right thumb is off, it consistently registers a force to the right, ...

05:31
0
Q: Can u add an old active account to a new device that has an active account already

MelMy phone broke and my bf has coc I was wondering if I switch out his clan and upload mine but it says I have to delete his village.... Will I be able to switch back and fourth so we both won't lose our clan?

06:09
0
Q: Minecraft LAN Server issues - Friends can't connect

Summer9933Me and my friend were tying to play survival together, but when I opened the world to lan, but when my friend looked in his multiplayer he couldn't see it. Does the port it's opened on matter? How do I fix this problem?

07:01
Morning
@5pike evening
07:33
Salut
07:52
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Q: Wil Dawnguard attempt to kill me if i become a Vampire?

TheElectricMooseI have just completed the main Dawnguard Questline and have killed Harkon. I was considering turning into a vampire lord because Serana gives me the opputunity to become a vampire. Will the Dawnguard attack and kill me if I turn into a vampire via Serana? Or will they kill Serana for turning me ...

error status: [ ] not error [x] error [ ] error: no error
0
Q: (Destiny) Xbox 360 data/license transfer troubles

jakey2525So I have an xbox360 fat and I need to data transfer all of my data to a larger hardrive before the third DLC comes out for Destiny. As I have learned that when you data transfer you may also need to license transfer as well before playing some games. My question is if anyone knows for a fact tha...

08:26
The 25 character limit haunts me even at work
I wanted to programmatically read a log file based on an identifier, but that identifier is truncated to 25 characters, and that makes it so I can't tell between four or more possible different identifiers
naturally they are fully distinct at the 26th character
goddammit Jeff.
09:21
Pressure cooker explosion?
Pressure cooker explosion!
Your house?
@PrivatePansy Luckily, no. Just something from imgur.
09:22
That lid looks like it could have sliced someone's head off
Totally.
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Q: How to see what the builders are building right now?

Shadow WizardI have 5 builders, and they usually all busy building all sorts of different stuff, each taking different time. I like to plan in advance how to manage my resources, e.g. if I have over a full day until a builder is free, I will invest the mana in Crests and gold in walls, otherwise I'll start s...

09:40
Mokas also like to embed themselves into the ceiling occasionally
also don't pressure cookers whistle loudly when they're reaching the Danger Zone(TM)?
Pressure cookers have a one time safety valve that is triggered by temperature
Or they should
The seal melts, and the pressure is relieved. The lid is of course unusable after that
one-time? gah
Also, I hope that it isn't just temperature
If you add too much water the pressure will be higher at the same temperature
09:44
@badp I guess they ignored that. You see the result.
@PrivatePansy That lid seems pretty sharp
Well one edge has at least been blunted
If I have to guess the smallest black dot on that lid is the safety valve
@PrivatePansy I read that you can replace the safety valve.
Probably. But if the valve is triggered it's best to check if the cooker is unsafe
10:03
0
Q: What is the purpose of players attempting to change a faction's influence in E:D?

PaulThere are many guides that show how you can get factions to grow and take over stations and systems. The various things you do for them will increase their influence, and can result in a civil war and a change of controlling faction. My question is - what is the benefit to the player for doing ...

10:27
@Arperum Is this the same codebase as yesterday?
This is interesting. goes of to fix a bunch (I've already fixed >1k today)
@RonanForman Same solution, different project, same programmers (some idiot who left the company, past-me [who is kinda dumb at times], and a bit of a third person who was at about the same level as past-me two years ago)
FYI: this is a project that is in actual use since 2011 or something. Might be 2012 or 2010.
@Arperum Well most of them are only warnings.
It is Tuesday. Which means it is exactly one week since I bought this computer. Which means it's not entitled to one to one exchange in case of any faults. Which means I can now slap a bunch of stickers on it. Which I do.
@RonanForman Yea, but seriously.
goes of to release resharper on our other big project (that is live since 2010)
This might not be good for my health.
@RonanForman Most of the errors are unfixable due to how things are. Or they would require a full rewrite.
10:38
I'm running code inspection on my code now.
I expected worse to be fair.
At least there aren't any JavaScript errors!
@RonanForman Because I excluded all the external javascript stuff. And probably ours too, but that's not that much. If I include all external js I get ~10k extra warnings.
Well then.
10,667 items.
4,468 in spelling errors.
This happened right now
Customer: Hey, you remember the custom package you made for us? The one with the ridiculous amounts of extra resources and stuff? Yeah, we need a new package. It should contain all the stuff of the old custom package, but with even more resources and it should be at least 50% cheaper.
Me: We can make a new package, but we cannot make it cheaper.
Customer: Your support sucks.
10:51
@5pike That is not support, that is sales
@KevinvanderVelden Please tell that the customer
(The best response might've been "I'll redirect you to sales then")
@5pike sure, what's the number?
@KevinvanderVelden I also sometimes do sales stuff, but this request is beyond ridiculous.
Seriously, what were they expecting?
-2
Q: How to safely lean against a window

AsherMMy bed is right up against a window. I prefer to lean against something and sit in bed while working. The most convenient place where I can lean against is the window, but I'm afraid that I will put too much stress on it and it will become dangerous. Is there any way I could fashion something tha...

I did not downvote your question, but somebody did. I think that's because it sounds like it takes a yes-or-no answer. Try changing the title to "how to safely lean against a window" or something like that. — BrettFromLA Aug 21 at 19:27
No, it didn't sound that way at all
@Wipqozn That's not a fucking lifehack. That's home improvement.
10:59
IN OTHER NEWS
@5pike Lifehaacks are anything
I've stopped trying
That site is beyond saving, and SE doesn't seem to care.
Lifehacks is a festering tumour.
It obviously has no scope and is a dumping ground for everyday problems.
I seriously do not understand why SE does not just remove this site.
If someone from the staff is strongarming its existence, then have a freaking talk with that person (if that is the case).
can something be closed as opinion based there?
@Quill In theory? yes. In practice? Ask Robert. He's the SE employee who does most of the moderation.
11:06
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Q: testfor a fake player on a scoreboard

Chrisdude011Ok so what i'm trying to do is to testfor if a fake player called MobHunger on a scoreboard objectives that is Stats I tried this /testfor MobHunger[score_Stats_min=1,Team=Mob_Hunger] but it doesn't work... any ideas?

@5pike Can I get a 300% raise, too?
@Wipqozn Robert Cartaino?
(-typo)
@badp and also work 50% less...
@5pike sometimes I do wish I worked part time
like, 80% part time.
@badp Yeha,
80% sounds perfect
11:15
At least the last time I looked he was doing most of that sites moderation
like 90% of it
Man, I should watch the Godfather trilogy next week when I'm lcking internet
I haven't watched that trilogy this year. Wait, maybe I have.
Yeah I definitely have
Maybe twice...
Does the trilogy take a week to watch?
It's been a few months thoguh
@badp 9 hours
I haven't watched any of the movies
I can watch Lord of the Rings too
@badp The Godfather 1+2 are masterpieces
Godfather 3 is good, but not in nearly the same league as the other two.
Seriously. @badp, drop everything, and watch The Godfather 1+2
3 is optional, but 1+2 must be watched.
People keep me telling to drop everything and watch the X movie and the Y tv series
People are the worst.
11:21
@badp MY opinion is the only one that matters
Are you the King of People? That would make sense.
Everyone else can be safely ignored.
People are the worst. You are the worst. Math checks out.
@badp As the worst, I am uniquely qualified in letting you know when the opinions of others fall into "the worst" category. So, I feel safe in telling you that the people suggesting no godfather have opinions that are the worst.
The only one suggesting no godfather is my own apathy towards moving pictures
They're almost strictly group activity for me
Clearly you must come here so we can watch together.
This is the only reasonable course of action.
11:24
I am also suggesting no godfather, it sounds like you could just play games instead
Why not both?
Horsehead Simulator 1966
@5pike Time constraints
or whatever the years those movies are set in are
@KevinvanderVelden How? Gaming and movie are at the same time.
11:26
Hmm plausible
@5pike One monitor.
@KevinvanderVelden Attention constrains, maybe.
@badp well go fix that then
@badp You have a tablet.
Tell you what, if you wanna multitask, @Wipqozn can watch the movie for me while I game.
Two stones one bird.
11:27
Two stones two birds
Why are you throwing stones at birds.
@badp We should just suggest The Godfather for the next movie night
PROBLEM SOLVED
Although I couldn't actually watch a 3 hour movie at my computer in one sitting
@Wipqozn Last movie night it was just @Yuuki and me.
@badp Yeah, I was busy. It was terrible.
I can't believe I missed it.
It was terrible.
I blame @Yuuki. Also, @Unionhawk.
It was very gracious of his to spend the two hours watching it again.
It's really @RonanForman's fault.
Great, now I have the Cherry Tree High music loop in my head and I have no earphones to either replace it with something else or listen to it properly
This keeps happening.
11:34
@badp Maybe he'll volunteer to do it again, sicne I still really want to watch that movie.
@badp Why me?
@RonanForman You're British.
That's fair.
Maaaaaaan. Music, you're so great.
You're all "I'm music", and I'm all "Yes".
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Q: Are fixed damage weapons worse than damage range weapons?

Svj0hnWhen sorting weapons by damage in Fallout: Shelter, weapons that have a damage range (as the Enhanced Sawed-Off Shotgun, which does 6-8 damage) are ranked higher than fixed damage weapons with the same expected average damage (such as the Rusty Laser Pistol, which deals 7 damage) when sorted by t...

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Q: Is your vault saved locally or in the cloud

ChrisI have the android version of fallout shelter and am logged in through google play. Is my save game data on my device or is it saved in the cloud associated with my logged in account? The reason I ask is because the game is currently crashing in the loading screen (before I even choose vault) an...

11:48
@badp I was there too! Or at least on one of the showings.
The wifi on my modem cuts out whenever I finish watching a YouTube video
Not Sunday's

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