The Bridge

badp

20:00

@SaintWacko depends on how far the next city is. Usually it isn't worth it

I've only done it once when the previous save point was over 300 km away

but if you haven't saved for over 5 in-game days you can save from the ESC/X menu anyway.

Grace Note

It's not in-game days

It's 5 real days

badp

wait. wat.

is this another mistranslation?

I'm pretty sure I didn't have the option for an emergency save 2 days ago

Grace Note

I dunno

Maybe it is in-game days and apparently I saved at a point that I didn't remember

Sterno

Saving is for cowards

badp

Savescumming is legit so long as you don't die

or win

apparently

Unionhawk

20:06

hrm

The name 'hrm' does not exist in the current context

badp

PIRATE CHARMS ACTIVATE

Grace Note

Oh man Frieda's a great ally, too.

badp

I keep getting all of the allies as a pirate

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Yoshi's Wooly World and Wii Remote classic

I've just bought the game and I am unable to use the Wii remote as a playable controller. The Wii Remote is properly synced with the Wii U (I am call the home menu and such), however on the controller selection screen, the Wii Remote is totally unresponsive. I am very sad... Did I miss anything?

two bugs

Huh. So this wordpress widget creates tabs but to switch between the tabs you can't actually use an anchor link, you have to trigger a click event on the tab. That's annoying.

Sterno

20:09

12 weight axe

19 weight capacity

:(

Grace Note

At least the little girl doesn't care that you're scary as sin, @badp

badp

@GraceNote apparently she's timebombed anyway

Grace Note

@Sterno That could be a lot of things too. 12 weight is like the worst axe weight to find, and not just because it's heavy.

two bugs

@badp This game sounds really messed up.

badp

@twobugs I don't mean literally. Unless she's literally timebombed.

Grace Note

20:11

All @badp knows is that if he doesn't find the father by some distance, something changes.

What happens, or how Iris was able to get such a precise distance number... is a mystery.

badp

Unfortunately Iris said 468km, and I'm playing on Easy for whatever reason

spugsley

I have never been so exhausted in my life

badp

I guess I'll have to ignore the lord... but then I risk killing Mia. Oh well

spugsley

everyone chant with me now "It will get easier, spugsley"

Grace Note

@badp ...you are?

I didn't think you could find Allies in Easy

badp

20:13

@GraceNote yeah. The description does say "no allies on easy"

I guess this is a special case due to this being a campaign

technically

Grace Note

But you even found Frieda

badp

there's just one green star on the screenshots

also...

Grace Note

Yeah you're definitely on Easy

badp

Grace Note

I'm just wondering, if you weren't a pirate, what Frieda would say.

badp

20:16

You have the seed... she'd probably join though?

wat

ardaozkal

One way heroics is a great game tho

Grace Note

@badp Isn't that what always happens on Easy?

That's what happened when I ran earlier, to my bafflement

badp

@GraceNote I don't remember that line

Sterno

Wait a minute. 40 life?

On, berserk

badp

also is it normal that Mia doesn't seem to ever take damage?

Sterno

20:18

@badp No

badp

She's a fucking timebomb, I knew it

She's gonna turn on me

Grace Note

Allies only take damage when they intercept attacks, which is guaranteed on back hits, and might happen on side hits.

badp

@GraceNote but I haven't seen her take any.

Grace Note

@Sterno When Berserk runs out, you drop to 33% of your max HP afterwards

badp

It might be the weirdness of having allies on Easy

ardaozkal

20:19

Hey

serious:

Grace Note

@badp She still has 119 HP though

badp

oh that's what that is

ardaozkal

"xbox-windows-10" is this a good tag for the built in Xbox app for Windows 10?

Grace Note

@spugsley It'll get easier, by the by.

spugsley

@GraceNote yes. Everything is still new. And I'm so tired. :/

badp

20:20

yep she can take damage

Sterno

Need carrying capacity increasing perk

SaintWacko

How do you tell your hunger?

ardaozkal

would "Xbox-app" be better?

badp

@SaintWacko Energy

Kevin van der Velden

@ardaozkal is there a question regarding this?

SaintWacko

20:21

@badp Ah, okay, suspected that was what that was

ardaozkal

@KevinvanderVelden I'll ask one

spugsley

denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_28652523/…

IT STILL HASN'T BLOOMED

STUPID FART FLOWER

Kevin van der Velden

Slow flower is slow

ardaozkal

I feel like badp added me to his ignore list.

badp

@ardaozkal have I?

ardaozkal

20:23

Nope, he didn't.

xbox-windows-10 or xbox-app?

spugsley

ALSO I MANAGED STARBUCKS THIS MORNING @TimStone I GOT THERE RIGHT WHEN THE DOOR OPENED SO YAY

badp

@ardaozkal the latter I'd say

ardaozkal

@badp I'll go with that

0

Q: Does the xbox record function works only on windowed games?

I got it working on GTA V while it was windowed, then I made it full screen and it wasn't working anymore, then I made it windowed/borderless windowed again, and it worked again. Does the Xbox DVR option/the Xbox Games overlay only support games on non-fullscreen mode?

windows-10 xbox-app

I feel like title has typing errors.

badp

ha! Let's see what happens now

Kevin van der Velden

@ardaozkal "works only" => "only work"

badp

20:25

on normal it'd just delay the lord by a while, but on easy?

Sterno

Ooh, a fireplace restores energy

ardaozkal

fixed

badp

aww, he just teleports.

Chippies

@KevinvanderVelden I don't think that makes much of a difference

badp

PISS OFF DUDE. I NEED TO SEE PROOF OF THE TIMEBOMB

Kevin van der Velden

20:26

@Chippies "Does... works only..." is not english

"Work only" okay, but I don't think it's as good

Chippies

@KevinvanderVelden eh, it's probably not correct english, but it's understandable and most people wouldn't know the difference

but yeah, "only work" is certainly more correct

badp

2 MORE KM

Kevin van der Velden

@Chippies yes, but he specifically said that he felt there was a spelling issue with the title

badp

or maybe more

Kevin van der Velden

That's why I replied, otherwise I would not have pointed it out, or heck, even noticed

Chippies

20:28

@KevinvanderVelden ah, I missed the "title" part

Grace Note

Talk to Iris once you hit the distance you need to go.

Chippies

I'm so damn sunburnt today

and sweaty and disgusting

pity me

Unionhawk

No

Grace Note

Specifically the bit about "Tell me about my friends"

Chippies

:(

badp

20:30

TIME BOMB STATUS: CONFIRMED

ardaozkal

@badp I feel sad for you.

Arperum

dammit terraria. My map resetted for no reason.

Grace Note

Maybe you should keep avoiding the Demon Lord and see if you can find the father

ardaozkal

Also guys, bad rats is a good game, considering that there is a game called "Temper Tantrum"

badp

at this point it sounds like the more fun option

ardaozkal

20:31

That makes CSGO godlike tho

Arperum

ok, closing and reopening the game fixed it. weird.

Chippies

wife's aunt has been missing for 4 days, she was depressed and suicidal, so 99% she's dead somewhere now. Spent the day looking through bushes in the hot sun.

Sterno

My trusty pet companion will definitely survive!

ardaozkal

@Chippies I wish you luck

I sincerely do

Chippies

@ardaozkal Thanks

Lazers 2.0

20:32

0

Q: Does the xbox record function only work on windowed games?

I got it working on GTA V while it was windowed, then I made it full screen and it wasn't working anymore, then I made it windowed/borderless windowed again, and it worked again. Does the Xbox DVR option/the Xbox Games overlay only support games on non-fullscreen mode?

windows-10 xbox-app

0

Q: Elite: Dangerous weird supercruise speed limits

I've noticed something that seems like an arbitrary limit on supercruise speeds. Sometimes when I close on a spaceport my ship slows down involuntarily and I can't speed it up. It is extremely annoying when I'm stuck with a 100km/s limit like now (I'm heading towards Birkeland City in Ross 154). ...

elite-dangerous

0

Q: Is there any way to keep my minecraft server from going through the day/night cycle when no one's online?

My friends and I use the day number as part of our server rules, so we want to keep the day from changing while we're offline, but the only way I know of to do that is to stop the server from running...

minecraft minecraft-server

Chippies

she's most likely somewhere in the ocean though and there's boats looking for her

badp

wow, is this axe ranged

Chippies

either way, nothing much we can do anymore on foot

Grace Note

@badp Wat

Oh, wait, 5-weight axe?

badp

yep

Grace Note

20:33

Ah. Yes, that thing has a range of 2

badp

after 529km the game finally gives up on the "chivalry has arrived" them

Chippies

@spugsley it hasn't changed at all since yesterday!

Grace Note

@Chippies Uf to hear

ardaozkal

@Chippies are you in US?

spugsley

@Chippies I KNOW I'M MAD

badp

20:36

I dragged this for too long and eventually died, but oh well

Chippies

@ardaozkal Canada

badp

123 points + 5 coins, teaches me to go easy

Chippies

Newfoundland, actually, which is an island, surrounded by ocean

ardaozkal

@Chippies "there's boats looking for her" is relieving to hear, considering that there would be a picture of you buried %100 if you suicided in water in Turkey.

Sterno

Demon Lord killed my pet. NOW IT'S ON

Chippies

20:38

@ardaozkal well, it's a small community, so it's mostly people that knew her are looking for her

badp

@ardaozkal best percentage RTL percentage

Chippies

and police too, since they have to by law, I guess

badp

(geddit? geddit? geddit?)

Unionhawk

Yes

You're very clever

Grace Note

...oops I accidentally threw an axe at a villager when I meant to throw it out of the hole in the wall I just made.

Unionhawk

20:41

RIP

badp

@GraceNote gg. Those "5×" on townfolks aren't just for show are they

spugsley

FLower. FLOWER. WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH

WHY WON'T YOU BLOOM

badp

(it took me a while to understand that one, I thought it just meant "there's two of this bird")

@spugsley Why would the flower hate you? Why would the flower know about you?

Unionhawk

@spugsley Because it hates you so much, apparently

Sterno

BARD TIME

Oh god he sucks

Unionhawk

20:43

That may just be you

YOU SET ME UP IT WOULD HAVE BEEN RUDE NOT TO

Coronus

@spugsley It must be waiting for you to see it in person.

Brian

Happy Tuesday, Bridge

spugsley

I AM DONE WITH YOU FLOWER

Brian

@spugsley but I can change :(

spugsley

IT'S TOO LONG

Brian

20:52

@spugsley well I can't fix that...

spugsley

:O

MBraedley

@Brian Sure you can, I'm just not sure why you would choose to do that.

Grace Note

@Sterno This is one of the games where I actually really like the bard class

Sterno

My weapon broke right when 3 demons ambushed me

They won't give up on chasing me

Grace Note

DASH

Sterno

20:57

I have been. I'ts not really helping

Grace Note

(That's a serious recommendation)

Really? You should've outrun them unless you're like, in the desert

Sterno

Mountains and then wilds

but once dash runs out they seem to make up the time

(dash only gets me about 1 square ahead in the 20 turns I run)

Grace Note

Huh

Demons aren't particularly fast so you should've been able to make more than enough distance for them to lose interest, typically. What's your Agility?

Sterno

It might not be the demons chasing me anymore

agility 2

Brian

What are you playing?

Grace Note

20:59

In that case you should go and pigsticker whoever it is that is chasing you

Sterno

I have no weapon

I'm also now poisononed and -70% health

Grace Note

You have three choices then

Sterno

I used Awakening

:(

Grace Note

(Putting aside my sheer bafflement that you managed to get that high of poison level on yourself)

1 - Keep running

2 - Take matters in your own hands and go left

Sterno

I got away using Awakening. Than ran into some more and just gave up

Grace Note

21:01

3 - Find a weapon and fight back

Sterno

I did punch them 3 timesx before dying though

Killed by a crow :(

Grace Note

Wow that's not taking matters in your own hands and going left

Sterno

I would not have survived the trip to the left to die there.

Poison got up to 80% :)

Brian

I really have no idea what's going on aside from that @Sterno is trying to escape something that's chasing him and @spugsley is mad at a flower.

Grace Note

@Brian One Way Heroics Plus

Mazura

21:04

ID this 80's arcade game: You sat in it but it didn't move. You flew around in space and when you died, a sort of metallic looking lions head laughed at you. Started with an 's'... maybe?

Sterno

Tried to watch the replay to see what I was fighting but couldn't tell

SaintWacko

This is a very fun game

spugsley

@Brian THE FLOWER WAS SUPPOSED TO BLOOM YESTERDAY DAMMIT

Sterno

ALAS

Brian

@spugsley Real flower or in-game flower?

spugsley

21:06

@Brian REAL FLOWER. A FART FLOWER. denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_28652523/…

SaintWacko

Uh, what

Sturdy Fluffy Baton

@spugsley I KNOW!

I had the stream up until I went to bed

Brian

@spugsley Haha, ok then

@GraceNote Oh hey, I have the base game, I should probably play it. But now it's incomplete, so I'm going to need the expansion

SaintWacko

Oh, crap

That was stupid

Tried to use a lance to break through a wall to get to a save attendant

Lance went straight through and killed the save attendant

Grace Note

YOU HAVE COMMITTED THE SIN OF ASSAULT

SaintWacko

21:23

@GraceNote Yeah...

Now everyone wants to kill me

On the plus side, one of the people who tried to kill me dropped a Seeking Grand Blade +4

OW!

badp

I'm afraid you're beyond eyeglasses saving

SaintWacko

Um

I beat the Demon Lord?

That sword was sweet

Woohoo, found a plasma pistol!

venidi vidici vicini

21:47

0

Q: Which one of these fallout-shelter questions is a dupe?

1 of them is asked with 3 days of the other, but the question intent is still the same. The answers differ though, and the oldest doesn't have an accepted answer. Which is the dupe of the other? Do I need a dweller in the storage room? Should I assign dwellers to the warehouse?

discussion

Tim Stone

@spugsley Yay!

Sepia Lazers

0

Q: Which one of these fallout-shelter questions is a dupe?

1 of them is asked with 3 days of the other, but the question intent is still the same. The answers differ though, and the oldest doesn't have an accepted answer. Which is the dupe of the other? Do I need a dweller in the storage room? Should I assign dwellers to the warehouse? In the game ...

discussion

spugsley

I am so amused and horrified by this John Oliver televangelist segment omg

Lazers 2.0

1

Q: Budokai 3 vs Xenoverse - Fighting System Complexity

I haven't purchased a Dragonball Z fighting game since Budokai 3 (which I loved trememdously). I am interested in picking up Xenoverse for PS3, but I'd love to know how the fighting system compares to Budokai 3, especially in regards to complexity. I felt that Budokai 3 possessed a challenging, y...

ps3 dragonball-xenoverse dragonball-z-budokai-3

Trent Hawkins

So... do we have any avatar policies regarding appropriateness? particularly if the avatar in question is cropped from smut (although, admittedly, the cropped section does not actually contain any)?

Sterno

22:09

@spugsley 1-800-THIS-IS-LEGAL

spugsley

@Sterno TOUCH THE SCREEN

now I'm watching the sex ed one

omg

Tim Stone

Damn this flower

WHY WON'T YOU BLOOM?

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Can Mr. Handy's exploration outside the vault be upgraded?

It seems Mr. Handy can be sent out into the wastelands to collect caps, but not equipment, with a few hilarious quips from him, but I'm wondering if you can upgrade Mr. Handy so that he collects more caps as he adventures outside? I haven't found a Mr. Handy yet as he is a somewhat rare premiu...

fallout-shelter

Unionhawk

@TrentHawkins Actually contains, mods can reset to identicon. This case, slightly weirder I have no idea

Unionhawk

22:26

(N.B. mods can no longer upload a new avatar)

(I know because @fredley doing that to me caused that change)

Frank

Eugh

Is this worth fixing?

Or should it just be burned?

Trent Hawkins

@Frank burn as inappropriate for respectful discourse

Frank

@TrentHawkins I figured, after it gained several downvotes.

GodEmperorDune

@spugsley his sex Ed one has poor analogies. History lessons are totally whitewashed in school

Wipqozn

@Frank Burn it

Frank

22:38

Woohoo! -3! I can finally get the Peer Pressure badge! And you thought Stack didn't promote question abuse... :D — Ayelis 17 secs ago

sigh

Arperum

@Frank That is a terrible reason for giving a bad answer.

Frank

@Arperum Incredibly so.

GodEmperorDune

Damn, I wanted to upvote before he deleted it

And deprive the badge

Frank

@GodEmperorDune Yeah, don't do that.

That just encourages even worse behaviour.

Tim Stone

Bitcoin is forking to give @LessPop_MoreFizz double the laughs

GodEmperorDune

22:40

K

Frank

Burn

murgatroid99

@Frank Isn't that just spam?

Frank

@murgatroid99 Depends on your definition.

murgatroid99

They're advertising something that gives them money

Frank

It's not really...affiliation. Just, "Click this to earn me money."

Either way, yeah.

murgatroid99

22:43

That's literally the definition of spam

Trent Hawkins

@Frank I'd classify that as spam.

Aequitas

^

Frank

Okay. I was seeing it differently, but I will happily apply fires of different sorts.

@Aequitas And you're not helping.

Aequitas

@Frank why not?

I flagged it as spam

Frank

Meh. It's deleted.

Unionhawk

22:45

That sort of comment is not constructive.

Aequitas

constructive to whom?

you think that OP thought it might've been a valid thing to post?

or even that anyone would click on it

surely no ones that dumb

Tim Stone

Alaska

spugsley

@GodEmperorDune that's fair

GodEmperorDune

@TimStone Bitcoin drama doesn't seem that big

There weren't even any pics or gifs

Tim Stone

Yes, very disappointing

ardaozkal

23:01

Bitcoin is dead, others won't rise, wow except many dogecoin much hard to many read

John

I like to imagine after every case like this @badp gives the mod responsible a stern talking to.

GodEmperorDune

@ardaozkal your doge is terrible

John

Oh no are we doing the whole "add remove room owners at random" thing again?

GodEmperorDune

much better doge

Arperum

@John It was because @uni uses IE11 and bases his decisions on that. That's not random at all.

GodEmperorDune

23:10

Just when I thought @Uni couldn't get any worse

Tim Stone

@Arperum Given his tendency to be wrong, that's entirely justified in the wake of that IE 0-day patched today

Frank

The painting begins!

That's stock blue. Will post more when I'm done later today.

Unionhawk

@TimStone I have no choice, it's the only browser I can use at work

It's dumb, but it's out of my hands

Tim Stone

Your work is a jerk

Unionhawk

In unrelated news

(that is Marco Rubio accidentally hitting a kid in the face with a football)

Tim Stone

23:24

It was no accident, he was teaching the kid the important lesson of the pain involved with American politics

ardaozkal

@GodEmperorDune much hate many learner. Many jokes, much veteran. Many pro. Wow.

@TimStone nah he is teaching life

Meaning of life is getting screwed even though you do your best.

Unionhawk

I will also allow this theory

I starred my own removal in the hopes that a less abusive towards me mod would restore me, but I don't think that will work

ardaozkal

How to ruin your career: Get a job at Microsoft, take a pic in Office, post it, ????, profit.

Tim Stone

@Unionhawk I mean, I'll let you bribe me.

ardaozkal

Can I bribe?

GnomeSlice

23:29

Seems legit.

ardaozkal

There is no buy menu

On games with - price

Yuuki

Had you told me five years ago that I would be excited for a new Archie issue, I would've slapped you upside the face.

ardaozkal

Unfortunately :/

Yuuki

I read the new #1 last week and I loved it.

GnomeSlice

@Yuuki Holy shit is that what Betty looks like now

Yuuki

23:31

Also, Veronica Wu is picking up #4 after Fiona Staples and it looks great.

@GnomeSlice Lemme see if I can find an excerpt of #1 for you.

Jul 10 at 5:12, by Yuuki

Oh hey, they're rebooting Archie... and I'm actually interested.

ardaozkal

-job -unknown building = Rated A for adult

Tim Stone

What is that woman wearing? >_>

This is what I've been reduced to, thanks @spugsley

GnomeSlice

@TimStone looks like a pink tank top with a face or something on it

Ask a stupid question...

Wipqozn

I'm not sure it's a tank top

It doesn't look like she has anything on but the face thing

everything around it looksl ike skin

GnomeSlice

Are you blind

Tim Stone

23:36

He's a turtle so probably

Arperum

@GnomeSlice no, he's colorblind.

GnomeSlice

for starters, skin doesn't hang down in an arc like that below the belt unless you're a lot fatter than that woman

ardaozkal

I cant feel my left arm

weird

Wipqozn

@ardaozkal Check to make sure it's still there

Those arms are tricky. They can slip away sometimes.

ardaozkal

Ok I installed drivers and its ok now

GnomeSlice

23:40

@Rapitor

music.simplifyrecordings.com/album/late-night-remixes

Frank

@Wipqozn Better make sure that head of yours is still attached.

Tricksy things, heads.

GnomeSlice

The Gremlin - Late Night Love feat. Jessica Endara (Venemy Remix)

►

this is so fucking good

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: why are my dwellers unhappy in fallout shelter?

All of my bars are green And full.none of the dwellers are injured and they all have jobs. I don't see what I'm doing wrong. I've tried the mating them and that are still unhappy

fallout-shelter

0

Q: What is the Username for SEGANET?

I'm trying to login to SEGANET (I hear it's how you can play Eggman Origins). I think I got the right password from the tv, but I haven't found a username that works. I've tried looking through the attic and _rattle_data, but to no avail. What is the username needed for SEGANET?

sonic-dreams-collection

RedRiderX

@Lazers2.0 The best game of all games.

ardaozkal

Jokes aside, I can move it but not feel it %100

RedRiderX

23:42

@ardaozkal See a doctor, not the internet, about this.

If it persists at least

Frank

@RedRiderX This.

We are not doctors.

ardaozkal

I'll see if it's there in the morning

GnomeSlice

@Rapitor the Evoke remix kind of sucks ass but the rest are great

ardaozkal

Good night to our eu friends and good evenings to the ones in america

Wipqozn

@ardaozkal ....what?

I'm not sure if you- oh oaky

I wasn't sure if maybe I completely misunderstood and you were talking about a game

@RedRiderX Whoa now

He could go ask on Health.SE! or Lifehacks!

Lifehacks is the best site to ask all your medical questionsa.

ardaozkal

23:56

Is health se even a thing?

I can post it to Area 34, if it isn't

Wipqozn

@ardaozkal It is, but you're not supposed to use it for medical advice

ardaozkal

Yesh, same with law.se

Or money snd economy.se

Not legal advice etc

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