The Bridge

Unionhawk

16:00

OK Google, what's the weather?

two bugs

I love Chipotle but if I don't restrain myself I go there all the time

Unionhawk

> Current weather is mostly cloudy and 79 degrees

@twobugs I didn't restrain myself for a time and I did go there all the time

So expensive

two bugs

There are a few good burger places in the area I should go to more. I've just been so sad ever since Five Guys closed down (Five Guys next to a busy college campus closed, no clue how)

Unionhawk

wat

Maybe they had to fire the entire staff at once

two bugs

Well this really good middle eastern place closed down too recently, I think the rent in this area is probably really high

granted the middle eastern place got busted for payroll something, which was a shame because the service and food there was always top notch

Unionhawk

16:02

No, like, apparently the Chipotle near my school had to fire their entire staff at the same time because drugs. It was fun times.

They hired entirely new staff all at once

two bugs

That's kind of scary

There's a Chipotle right next to where the 5 guys used to be, I hope they're not a drug front

Unionhawk

I mean, it's a chipotle, they have the resources and the income from that location to be able to pull that off

Chipotle on a college campus has to be like a million dollar franchise

Hrm... I kind of want chipotle, but I kind of don't want to walk

And I definitely don't want to drive because that would be silly

badp

GnomeSlice

Is chipotle the name of a food place? I thought it was a sauce or something

Arperum

@badp Oh god why.

GnomeSlice

16:08

I don't get it

Unionhawk

@GnomeSlice It is an American burrito chain in addition to smoked jalapeños

GnomeSlice

Oh

Also I don't get the image either

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How to fix time lapse issues in Fallout Shelter

I've had Fallout shelter on my android phone from release on the 13th of Aug and all worked well. That was until I went to a mates wedding in Greece and changed the time on my phone to +3 and then back when I returned. All the timers on the rooms, rush options and training times went screwy. T...

Arperum

@GnomeSlice The "sticky goo" is cooling paste, which is super important if you don't want to fry your cpu. The screws are supposed to be like that.

Unionhawk

RIP that guy's CPU

Arperum

16:10

Pretty much that.

StrixVaria

@Arperum Tech level: 5/5

badp

maximum overtech

(vibrating setup.bmp picture from windows 95 over rotated rasterised Times 16pt text, blinking yellow and red)

REMEMBER SETUP.BMP? I DO

Unionhawk

no

maybe

actually

5pike

@badp I think so, but only very faintly

badp

IIRC it was shown when you install Windows 95, replacing the splash screen?

otherwise it was just a pic in C:\Windows\

5pike

16:15

Wasn't it also used for some old installers?

badp

Probably.

Arperum

@5pike I think so, because I recognize it too, and I never installed any windows before win xp myself.

badp

relevant

5pike

> 2013

get

OUT

badp

@5pike Nostalgia

Unionhawk

16:21

HRM

two bugs

@Lazers2.0 Good old Bethesda quality!

Tobel

I bet that app will bring a decent amount of folks to Fallout when it launches that would have otherwise not known about it.

Tim Stone

@Yuuki mmm

Yuuki

Roast duck is the best.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: What does benefits does a higher level dweller get?

When a dweller levels up, what actually changes? My thought at first was that they gain increased HP, but after reading this answer I noticed that this seems to be controller by Endurance.

fallout-shelter

Unionhawk

16:26

I think... I should chipotle. Because that sounds awesome. But walking.... ugh >_>

StrixVaria

@Unionhawk Now I want Chipotle.

There's one like a block away from work but I've never been there.

Unionhawk

As long as someone else suffers with me

murgatroid99

I wish there was a Chipotle near me

Tim Stone

today's espionage MUST READ long form text is: Corn Wars. Cold War espionage battles! Awesome! http://www.newrepublic.com/article/122441/corn-wars

Tweeted by thegrugq on August 18, 2015 at 4:10 PM

They took our corn!

Yuuki

@TimStone dey terk errr kerrrrn!!!

SaintWacko

16:31

There's a Chipotle a mile from my house. It's dangerous

Unionhawk

All right bridge, you have convinced me

Jul 28 at 16:57, by Unionhawk

2 days ago, by Unionhawk

@Wipqozn the only reason anyone ever asks the bridge is if they want to reinforce their bad decisions.

Coronus

I was wondering what to get for lunch today. Now I know. Thanks Bridge.

two bugs

This is payback for making me hungry.

Unionhawk

\o/

All right, @UNI OUT

StrixVaria

@murgatroid99 I wish there was a Chipotle or Qdoba anywhere near where I live.

The closest one is like a 25 minute drive :(

When I'm at work, I don't have to worry about food, so having one here doesn't really help.

two bugs

16:34

There's a Chipotle about a mile and a half from my apartment, but it's on the other side from where I work and I don't have a car right now so it's annoying to get to.

There's one a few blocks from my work, though.

Unionhawk

Apparently the IRS is saying "yeah no" about that

two bugs

@TimStone This article is crazy and I love it

Unionhawk

Here, the deal used to be free soup and salad, then the IRS said that has to be a taxable benefit, so now the deal is $2.50 credit on lunch per day

two bugs

wat

Unionhawk

That is tracked and taxed. Yes.

MadMAxJr

16:37

1040-SU-SLD form

two bugs

Thanks Obama

MadMAxJr

Depending on your situation you may also have to file a 1040-ULTD-BRDSTK form

Unionhawk

That happened a while ago

Sterno

I have come home and am ready to be murdered by the encroaching darkness.

two bugs

@MadMAxJr That one sucks because you have to file each breadstick separately

And then itemize them.

Unionhawk

16:40

I should have drove. This is a stupid walk

15 minutes from office to Chipotle. Ugh. Dammit uni

Rapitor

ha

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How can i transfer my coc village from one id to another????

I plays coc with my friend's email id on android device... Now my friend have deactivated his account so can i get his village in my email id??? Plz help me... Reply ASAP

clash-of-clans

Unionhawk

IT'S NOT FUNNY

Rapitor

HAHA

Grace Note

HAWHAWHAW

Unionhawk

16:52

NUUUUUUUUU

Yuuki

@Uni is not a smart man.

Unionhawk

It's fine, I'm training for campus walking

MadMAxJr

Should campuses be up and walking about?

Unionhawk

Campus walking as in walking to class you clown

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How to use Xbox One controller wirelessly with PC?

As I understand it, the Xbox One controller uses a standard USB port, which allows someone to connect it to a PC with a standard USB cable. A wired solution does not meet my needs and it is very difficult to find the "Xbox 360 wireless controller for PC" bundle in stores these days. I would like...

pc controllers xbox-one

Sterno

16:57

I AM ABOUT TO PLAYING ONE WAY HEROICS

LOADING

I'M PLAYING NOW

5pike

@Sterno Prepare to die repeatedly

Sterno

PREPARE YOUR FACE REPEATEDLY

Unionhawk

@Sterno RIP that video

Sterno

Controller, or keyboard?

OH GOD, THE DECISIONS

Can't find controller. Crisis averted

badp

@GraceNote I'm quite disappointed, really

(That's it, nothing happens)

Sterno

17:10

Has anyone tried Dimension BACON yet?

Yuuki

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Can't connect to my own Attack of the BTeam server, Forge Mod Loader has found ID mismatches

I am hosting my own Minecraft Attack of the BTeam server. I cannot get past this error. This is what I have done so far: Ensured java 64bit is running Downloaded "BTeam_Server_v1.0.12a" zip Extracted zip to folder, called it "BTeam" Edit launch.bat file to include full BTeam.jar path Set At...

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0

Q: Skyrim V elder scrolls. Ps3 format.

Killed alduin, came back from sovrengard. Blades won't talk to me. And won't, until I kill paartanox. How do I get around this?. I'm the Dragonborn. Now my story has stopped. I killed ulfric stormclock. What has happened. What do I do now?. Paartanox dose't deserve to be killed. He help me out wi...

skyrim

Unionhawk

@Lazers2.0 wait wat?

Rapitor

asker is at endgame, apparently

nothing to do with platform or format

Unionhawk

I do not remember these things, apparently I didn't get there

or something

Rapitor

17:15

its endgame

Unionhawk

I missed that somehow

Rapitor

you don't have to kill paarthunax though it's a choice. iirc.

Unionhawk

I don't even remember this choice

Yuuki

Yep.

Unionhawk

I may not have been paying attention

Grace Note

17:17

@badp Not surprised

Yuuki

@Unionhawk Just don't talk to the Blades dudes after you find the Temple and you won't get that quest.

Grace Note

Also, wow at finding a convenient patch of land extended far enough so fast

badp

I was expecting something. Falling off the world or whatnot.

@GraceNote I even made it out alive.

Sterno

OH GOD VOLCANOES EVERYWHERE

StrixVaria

@Unionhawk Is that a dupe of this? If it's not, then it should probably be closed as unclear.

1

Q: How can I cancel the quest to kill Paarthurnax?

When the blades ask you to kill Paarthurnax (the dragon or the leader of the Greybeards) where are they located so that I can cancel that mission and tell them that I don't want to kill him.

skyrim

Unionhawk

17:20

Probably?

Rapitor

it seems like the main question of the asker is about paarthurnax

so yeah dupe

Grace Note

@badp I've yet to do it but I want to see what happens if I fall into a hole, though

badp

@GraceNote me too.

or lava.

Grace Note

You can force yourself (for worse) to walk into lava

But holes you need to actually fly via drug or parchment first and then have it run out over the target terrain

Sterno

I imagine at some point I'll find food, right?

Grace Note

17:23

If you're in a volcano area, not so much

Ask Iris, she'll tell you about the usual goods you can find in any particular region

badp

dried herb still recovers 5% energy

that's 6% better than nothing

Sterno

I FOUND A CHEF

Grace Note

Like how most (not all, but most) plants you see in a Volcano area are likely to be Scorched Buds (also worth 5%)

badp

I guess that playing at Easy still makes sense

Sterno

My guy fails to ID everything

like a champ

Grace Note

17:27

Are you a Swordmaster?

badp

that's business as usual

Rapitor

induction forge is magic

Sterno

@GraceNote Knight

Grace Note

Oh

badp

even as an adventurer -- who's supposed to be the best at identifying, it's still quite a lot hit or miss

MBraedley

17:28

@Rapitor Induction forge is science!

Grace Note

You need 200% Identification to have perfect ID rate

Rapitor

science magic

Unionhawk

science is magic

badp

Thanks, Man with Hair Combed Back

Yuuki

@Rapitor Huh, I was just looking at that.

badp

17:29

Wait, what, Man with Hair Combed Back.

Unionhawk

@Yuuki Using an induction smelter instead of propane? Or reddit?

Yuuki

Unfortunately, I've already started on my coal forge so I need to follow through with that instead of abandoning it for an induction forge.

Sterno

So, it's best to have it run out right when he gets there?

badp

You must be full of shit, Man with Hair Combed Back.

(perhaps it's a critical localization failure)

Rapitor

induction seems better

Yuuki

17:30

I could always make an induction forge if I actually like blacksmithing, I guess.

Or if I move to an apartment.

MBraedley

@Rapitor Is there a non-gif version of this? It's taking forever and a day to load.

Rapitor

@MBraedley just replace the gif with webm in the url

Unionhawk

or gifv

Rapitor

NO, WEBM.

Feeds

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Unionhawk

17:32

WEBM INITIATES A DOWNLOAD FOR ME (using IE 11, mind you)

Yuuki

@Rapitor It's good for working on small things in places where coal/charcoal or propane forges aren't feasible (urban environments).

Feeds

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5

Rapitor

\o/

Unionhawk

WORK, INB4 WHY IE

badp

JUSTICE STATUS: SERVED

Yuuki

17:33

The issue with induction forges is the size of the coil may not be conducive to working on irregularly shaped pieces.

MBraedley

@Unionhawk Well there's your problem

Yuuki

But if all you're doing is knifesmithing, induction forges are indeed great.

Rapitor

what do you plan on smithing?

Grace Note

@badp As in, "before the Demon Lord returns to the darkness"

badp

@GraceNote I suppose that's the author's intention, but not what's written :)

Grace Note

17:34

So you can use it to get the maximum damage output but not have to worry about fatigue during the battle itself.

Yuuki

@Rapitor Whatever I feel like.

Grace Note

It is what's written if you parse "returns" in that fashion

Sterno

Oh, man

Yuuki

Probably going to do some basic knife and sword shapes for my first pieces when I finally get this damn thing constructed.

Sterno

The mountains got me

badp

17:35

@Sterno Sucks when that happens

Unionhawk

And yes, gifv works properly on IE 11

badp

You lost me at "gifv works"

two bugs

:| @ someone changing the question's name

Jason Berkan

The problem with gifv is that it does not end the endless pronunciation argument.

Sterno

two bugs

17:37

gaming.stackexchange.com/posts/232267/revisions

Sterno

I'm just going to assume that means I was super awesome

badp

You're precisely 38.5 awesome

and this dude

he was precisely 95.1 awesome

Grace Note

Nice stick

Sterno

THERE IS NO GRADE OF SS. STOP DOING THAT, VIDEO GAMES

badp

2 days ago, by badp

two bugs

17:38

@Sterno What about SSS?

Grace Note

@Sterno What's that you say?

Sterno

OH GOD WHY

two bugs

What's the policy on changing the question name to be "funny jokey"

badp

@GraceNote Yeah I was hunting for that pic right now

Sterno

Any classes I should be racing to unlock?

two bugs

17:40

Someone did it on a popular fallout shelter question and I don't think it was the right choice. The wording is unclear and not related to fallout shelter, really

Grace Note

I hadn't posted that one yet

badp

or the similar one from a while ago

hmmm, CGISPILT doesn't look like a random seed ~

...but GCISPILT kinda looks a little more like one

ah well.

James

@twobugs Don't

Grace Note

@badp The one I posted with the 1700-ish Heroics Level was only the final score I posted because I didn't want to post the details on how that score was attained since spoilers.

badp

@GraceNote OIC

two bugs

17:41

@James Someone just did and I'm really thinking it should be rolled back

7

Q: Can you evict a pregnant woman without affecting the pregnancy?

Does it interfere with the mom's pregnancy? e.g. delayed birth

fallout-shelter

Grace Note

So it didn't include all SSS like the one I just posted now (and I also had only S rank level since I forked over like, 200 levels that run)

James

@twobugs What questions?

two bugs

Question in particular.

badp

Meanwhile the game has started actively poking me towards spoilers

two bugs

"Evicting" is particularly misleading, edit history is just "haha this title is funnier"

badp

17:42

(which is why I was going for easy runs)

James

@twobugs Yeah that should be rolled back

In my opinion

Sterno

If a shield is Defense: 30% + 10[70%] what exactly does that mean?

Grace Note

I'd roll it back

James

@Sterno It means its defense level is SSS

Grace Note

It means it provides 30% defense, 10 armor, and blocks 70% of the time.

two bugs

17:43

I was going to roll it back but someone just did

Grace Note

So 30% of the time, you will not have said 30% defense and 10 armor.

Sterno

70% of the time it works every time

Grace Note

Supplemental Armor has the general bonus that it has 100% block rate in exchange for having absolutely terrible durability typically.

badp

@GraceNote Just got my first drop of that

Grace Note

The Air Shield that badp got in an earlier run from the Iron Hag also has 100% block rate which is REALLY NICE

badp

17:45

and ZERO weight

but just 30 durability.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: In Terraria, when I beat the Wall of Flesh and activate hardmode, do I lose all my stuff?

I read online something about how the world changes. Two questions: Do I lose my gear I'm carrying? Do I lose my house or treasure chests in it?

terraria

James

Is/Has anyone else read Seven Eves?

badp

I guess that's the way items are in this game

If they're really nice, they really don't last for long

Sterno

I put some items in my vault. How do I actually get them for my new character?

badp

unless they're double-plusgood really nice

Grace Note

17:47

@Sterno Dimensional Vault Keeper

badp

@Sterno Thirdmost NPC from the right

Grace Note

She's in the starting castle

badp

right before the one that tells you about the next three cities

Sterno

aha!

Grace Note

She's the one that looks like a maid and has a star over her head

@badp Not always. Shields in general tend to just have 50 or less durability, but most good stuff from pretty early on will have 100 or better durability.

At least, maximum-wise.

James

17:48

@GraceNote Lies, everyone knows no one is ever in any castle but the last one :D

Grace Note

@James It is the last castle

James

@GraceNote D: Can the first castle be the only castle!? That is insane!

badp

Well the other castles have been nom-nommed.

James

What kind of crazy world are you guys talking about?

Grace Note

Of note, you may find High Rank or Max Rank equipment - this is separate from enchantments, and it simply increases the max durability by 20% and 100% respectively.

badp

17:49

@James One that scrolls from the right to the left.

Grace Note

@James The one where all the previous castles were to the left.

James

Ok let me be a bit more direct.. What game are you guys talking about? :)

Unionhawk

@MBraedley I literally didn't see any new messages. Goddammit

Grace Note

One Way Heroics Plus

badp

where by "one way" we really mean "→"

Unionhawk

17:50

@StackExchange Oh, @badp bugged it out

Apparently, it didn't initiate a refresh for me or something?

badp

#ie11

Unionhawk

Look man, I'm at work, what do you want from me

badp

Everybody knows real men use Opera 12 anyway!!

Unionhawk

I was wondering why chat was showing new message numbers without anything showing up

Goddammit

badp

hmmm... such delicious abuse opportunities are now ripe for the taking

Unionhawk

17:54

Like, I think it just didn't like the forced refresh

Grace Note

Well, as long as you seize these while they're Overly Ripe opportunities rather than Dark opportunities.

badp

eh, even when they're just overly ripe they're already half as effective

As the Latins probably said, carpe diem, quam minimum modabusola postero

two bugs

Hrm. Changing the question title to something that wasn't a misleading jokey thing got rejected for it not "improving readability"

badp

link?

two bugs

gaming.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/148274

Grace Note

17:58

I never thought about it until now but Latin has most of a backwards Italy in it.

two bugs

"Evicting" is absolutely not the right terminology and is just going to confuse people.

I don't care about my edit, but the joke title is bad.

Grace Note

I thought the plan was to just roll it back

two bugs

I don't think I can roll it back

Unionhawk

It wasn't completely rejected, and I agree with you

Grace Note

Because the original question specifies both parents

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