The Bridge

Unionhawk

14:00

idunno

fredley

Meanwhile, in London

badp

Still not a single incident was caused by a Google self-driving car

StrixVaria

Someday there's going to be a group of people trying to ban human-driven cars and there are going to be car activists like there are gun activists now.

badp

If anything the problem is that they're just driving through the same few streets the cars know palm by palm

so they'd probably be in deep trouble outside of their hood

Unionhawk

Potentially, yes

GnomeSlice

14:01

@StrixVaria That's a disturbing thought.

fredley

> The USA is putting curbs on surveillance, expanding its national healthcare, and there are mass parental boycotts of standardised testing in its public schools. The UK just elected a Tory majority government that's going to continue to slash and burn the welfare state, attack schools, health, legal aid and teachers, and impose mandatory cryptographic backdoors in the technology we use to talk to each other.

> They've even announced that merely not breaking the law is no reason to expect that you won't be arrested.

two bugs

@StrixVaria In the grim future when skynet controls the roads...

StrixVaria

> Keep human-driven cars on the racetrack and away from our children!

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Is there a way to cancel or manually end manipulate?

So, I'm in the battle arena on disc 1. I had my green materia broken, so when the arena brought out Zemzelett, I thought it would be the perfect chance for a free heal, as I knew I could manipulate him and use white wind on Cloud. This was a bad idea. Unfortunately, Zemzelett only has two actio...

final-fantasy-7

Unionhawk

@StrixVaria I hope this doesn't happen in my lifetime because that would be weird as hell

two bugs

14:03

@fredley On the flip side, the US supreme court endorses capital punishment as payback for legalizing gay marriage! That'll show us!

@StrixVaria Honestly, AI-driven racing would probably be way more fun to watch than human-driven racing

Unionhawk

@twobugs I mean, it's fine because that decision boils down to a "states are allowed to do this thing yes"

two bugs

It's like the NFL Gorilla problem, though.

StrixVaria

@twobugs Agreed, but there would still be car enthusiasts who need somewhere to drive. Think of it like the shooting range of the future.

Unionhawk

NEURAL NETWORK RACING

two bugs

The NFL Gorilla problem is a fun thought experiment, though.

Unionhawk

14:05

We've already started that, SethBling did a thing with Super Mario Kart with a modified version of his script that can learn to play Super Mario World

two bugs

For anyone unaware: Assume that tomorrow a Gorilla with human level intelligence is discovered. He perfectly understands the rules of football, and wants to play. What do we do?

Unionhawk

Hope that doesn't happen.

Boom.

BOOM

two bugs

Arguably, his strength would make him dominant to the point that it negatively impacts the game, and other teams need to start finding their own intelligent Gorillas

Yuuki

@fredley Huh. Is London going to be the real-life example of a cyberpunk dystopia?

StrixVaria

Do the rules of the NFL say anything about players must be human?

I have to imagine that's come up.

two bugs

14:06

But that isn't really his fault. He just wants to play football.

StrixVaria

That would make it pretty cut and dry what to do.

two bugs

Do we have to create a new league for gorillas?

Yuuki

@StrixVaria All I know is that there's no rule that says dogs can't play.

Unionhawk

Why would that have come up

StrixVaria

@Unionhawk Because there are definitely trainable animals that could have some conceivable advantage.

"Let's stick the ball on this horse."

"Ok, horse, run that way."

Who the fuck is going to jump in front of a horse?

GodEmperorDune

14:07

@StrixVaria neigh means neigh

Unionhawk

...what

two bugs

@StrixVaria A T-rex might.

GodEmperorDune

@StrixVaria pikemen

StrixVaria

If this hasn't come up then people aren't competitive enough in coming up with new strategies.

two bugs

Face it: animal sports are way better than human sports.

StrixVaria

14:08

I remember reading an article about a guy who taught his 10-year-old girls' basketball team to play a full court press all game, and they kept crushing all the opposing teams. Opposing parents complained, but they were idiots. In competitive games, you do anything within the rules to win.

GodEmperorDune

@fredley i met cory doctorow in LA some years ago. he was a professor at USC for a few semesters

two bugs

It is the year 2025. Dinosaurs have been successfully cloned so they can play American Football for our amusement.

Unionhawk

Ah yes, it has come up

Yuuki

@fredley Anyway, back to what I saying, London is already under almost complete surveillance (at least from what I've heard), there's that weirdo sketchy paedophilia ring run by elite members of government (supposedly, I'm not too sure about this but I hear this a lot), and London's apparently the financial capital of the world.

And there's that whole City of London (which is a different place from London, I know) that sounds like it's basically run by corporations.

Unionhawk

I also heard that the current PM is a member of the lizard illuminati

two bugs

14:10

@Yuuki There's a really cool image of some newspaper or tabloid or whatever calling someone a pedophile and on the adjacent page oogling some 15 year old

MadMAxJr

T-Rex, professional linebacker.

Unionhawk

Which is much more secret than the regular illuminati

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk hivemind, not illuminati

Unionhawk

@GodEmperorDune No, I'm pretty sure he's lizard illuminati

two bugs

@MadMAxJr MMA with Dinosaurs.

MadMAxJr

14:10

The Illizinati?

Unionhawk

I know what I said and I said what I meant

two bugs

Someone get Spielberg on the horn. I've got the plot for the next 10 Jurassic movies.

Yuuki

@Unionhawk But did you mean what you said?

Unionhawk

@Yuuki YES

user15026

@twobugs There would totally be a gambling market for that

GodEmperorDune

14:11

@Unionhawk oh thats right, lizardman hivemind controls stack exchange, lizardman illuminati controls governments

Unionhawk

WAIT NO

StrixVaria

@twobugs But dog fighting is illegal? You monster.

Where do we draw the lines on what animals we can bet on in fights to the death?

GodEmperorDune

@StrixVaria just don't add dog dna to the mix

two bugs

@StrixVaria Pokemon are not dogs.

Unionhawk

@StrixVaria T-Rex are totally okay to fight

That's where the line is

MadMAxJr

14:13

What kind of society would we be if a T-Rex couldn't fight it's weight in monster trucks for our amusement this Sunday, Sunday, Sunday?

two bugs

Man, if someone campaigned on the real issues like T-Rex football I would be a lot more interested in politics.

GodEmperorDune

@MadMAxJr i thought that was car o saurus

MadMAxJr

@GodEmperorDune Aw man, you spoiled the halftime event.

Unionhawk

@twobugs Why do you think I pay more attention to Elite politics? :P

two bugs

@Unionhawk ...Maybe I need to get into Elite.

MadMAxJr

14:14

T-Rex can play football, but dinosaurs specifically genetically engineered to be superior football players are prohibited.

Unionhawk

Actually, it's been pretty boring lately

two bugs

All football players have to be genetically identical clones to prevent anyone from having an unfair advantage

fredley

@Yuuki yup

I am a cyberpunk

two bugs

That way we could have a species of dinosaur created specifically for football.

fredley

@GodEmperorDune He lives a few streets away from me. See him around sometimes.

@Yuuki not sounds like, is

two bugs

14:16

We'd bioengineer superior plating and cushioning, but we'd still make them wear novelty undersized jerseys and padding for our amusement

GodEmperorDune

@fredley that's cool

MadMAxJr

All this talk about dinosaur football and you're skipping the part where we're supposed to give them an education!

95% of these guys aren't going to go pro.

Unionhawk

And this discussion just took a turn for the stupid

MadMAxJr

It wasn't stupid the moment 'Dinosaur football' popped up?

Unionhawk

Nope.

two bugs

14:17

Don't be so negative. Collegiate Dinosaur football might get me to care about sports.

Unionhawk

Dinosaur football is compatible with my brain

Dinosaur college is not.

Yuuki

Collegiate dinosaur football is more authentic than professional dinosaur football.

two bugs

> DINOSAUR HOUSE!!!!!

Unionhawk

I need more coffee to put up with you idiots

two bugs

@Unionhawk Too much blood in your caffeine stream?

MadMAxJr

14:19

I do like one idea out of this.

We can have a literal team of Utah Raptors.

two bugs

Would they be mormon, though?

Unionhawk

@MadMAxJr I think the Utah Raptors are already a thing?

Somebody is the raptors

Yuuki

Nope.jeeppeg

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk the veloci raptors

Yuuki

@Unionhawk thatsthejoke.uni?

Unionhawk

14:24

@Yuuki thatsa.jif

Yuuki

@Unionhawk Yeah, but it's a jeep, so it's funnier that way.

two bugs

There would be lots of opportunities to take human sports to the next level, too.

fredley

@Yuuki I clenched, but then had nowhere else to go

Yuuki

.jeepf?

two bugs

You've seen how fast Usain Bolt is. Now see how fast he is when he is chased by raptors!

Unionhawk

14:25

Toronto!

Toronto Raptors

That's right

Lazers 2.0

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Q: saints row iv game question

I hve entered the city in dains row iv but I am not able yo figure out what to do now How to take a miasion. There are red and blue qstn. Marks in mission map. I hve been stucked up in Leave it to the saints.

saints-row-4

fredley

@Yuuki Also I thought you were going to post this horrific seriously don't click it NSFU gif

Unionhawk

NOPE

NOT CLICKING

fredley

THAT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO

Unionhawk

GOOD

fredley

14:26

WELL DONE

5pike

@fredley DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN

fredley

@5pike I WARNED YOU

two bugs

I've seen that before. Not any easier to watch the second time.

Yuuki

@fredley NSFU?

fredley

@twobugs no bugs

SaintWacko

14:27

link burned

fredley

@Yuuki Not safe for you

SaintWacko

Not Safe for Universe?

5pike

@fredley Though, I have seen worse...way worse... IRL

fredley

Not safe for Uni

two bugs

@fredley 1bug2many

Unionhawk

14:28

Not safe for DAMMIT @fredley

fredley

2bug4me

MadMAxJr

Tonight's football game features the Moutnain Dew-Rexes vs. The Doritos Deinonychus. Should be a good matchup.

Unionhawk

@MadMAxJr Sponsored by MadC(K?)atz(tm)

badp

Open page in incognito mode
Log in
Close incognito page
Open page in incognito mode
Still logged in

fredley

@badp Did you have another incognito page open?

This happens if you don't close them all

Illicit cookies are only purged when you close the final window/tab

MadMAxJr

14:30

Illicit cookies. That sounds like Girl Scout cookie smuggling.

Unionhawk

Yes

That is precisely what it is

Smuggling illicit cookies across the border

two bugs

What's a good cookie name that starts with I

I need alliteration

Unionhawk

Illicit

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs illicit

Unionhawk

Illegal

Um

two bugs

14:30

Yeah but

Unionhawk

Ice cream flavored

two bugs

Illicit ____

GodEmperorDune

illitaration

Unionhawk

no

uh

two bugs

Illicit Illitaration

Typing that hurt

GodEmperorDune

14:31

illness

Unionhawk

illness cookies?

Yuuki

Illicit solicitation?

Unionhawk

Sounds tasty

GodEmperorDune

illegible

Unionhawk

illegitimate?

ICED

fredley

14:32

Iced Coffee

Unionhawk

I should do something productive huh

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Halo mcc lighting upgrade for 3 and 4?

I read that the only upgrades made to the ports of 3 and 4 were 108p, 60fps, and "a lighting upgrade". What do they mean by that? Do the games use HDR now or is there better lens flare? I am just curious...

xbox-one halo-4 halo-3 halo-mcc halo-series

Unionhawk

I blame @Sterno for my lack of productivity

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk you should blame @Wipqozn

Unionhawk

Nope

GodEmperorDune

14:38

yep

badp

@fredley Hard to tell when using Virtuawin

GodEmperorDune

(ro)rr

wolfboyft

Hello humans!!

GodEmperorDune

i never remember the secret handshake

badp

@GodEmperorDune rror

GodEmperorDune

14:39

@badp rorr

two bugs

rrorr

wolfboyft

Rorr?

Rrorr??

badp

rrawrr.

wolfboyft

Oh,

roar...

GodEmperorDune

@wolfboyft there are no humans here...

Sterno

14:40

@Unionhawk I'm not sure how I'm to blame.

wolfboyft

:D

GodEmperorDune

only bots

wolfboyft

Wat.

:|

GodEmperorDune

didn't you read the eula when you came in?

by joining this channel, you consent to become a bot

two bugs

beep beep

badp

14:41

r = 1 o = 0

GodEmperorDune

1110111101111

two bugs

two bots

user15026

Does that make me the cyborg master?

fredley

@AshleyNunn Yes, as queen of chat

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn true

user15026

14:41

Excellent.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Zoo Tycoon 2 Ultimate Collection - Generic Error?

Recently I wanted to play Zoo Tycoon 2 again. I had bought the Ultimate Collection version three years ago and installed it on my old desktop (Windows XP) and it ran fine. Now, here I am on 8.1 and wanting to play it again. This laptop (a Samsung ATIV Book 4) doesn't have a CD drive and I didn't...

windows-8.1

wolfboyft

Bye!

Unionhawk

@Sterno You seem like a good of a person as any to blame

Sterno

No.

Default blame goes to @Wipqozn

You're doing it wrong.

Unionhawk

I'M OVERRIDING DEFAULT BLAME AND BLAMING YOU

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHO TO BLAME

YOU'RE NOT MY DAD

MadMAxJr

14:47

This drama brought to you by Professional Dinosaur Football.

Yuuki

@Unionhawk Twist: @Sterno is actually @Unionhawk's mother.

Unionhawk

:|

two bugs

Twist: they're both dinosaurs who hate football.

Unionhawk

Stare generator activate @OrigamiRob

Oh yeah

RIP

DAE remember when @fredley abused the robot's script to the point of disabling it and now you actually cannot ping yourself?

That was a long time ago

Lazers 2.0

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Q: ok so i wanted to try out minecraft on my laptop

I got through on my desktop easily but on the laptop the launcher stops and says there is a corruption.I tried many things but all failed.

minecraft

two bugs

14:57

Wow, parenting SE got a little too real for me

12

Q: Why does my 16-year-old hate me?

My 16-year-old son says the most awful things to me. I feel he is deliberately trying to upset/provoke me constantly. For example, last night at the dinner table he said, "I am not going to try to get into a good college because if I got into a good - that would make you happy." He is very oppo...

teen

fredley

@Unionhawk That was a fun time

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times

Private Pansy

Trine 2 is so ridiculous

Unionhawk

@fredley This is the one event where one can quantifiably say that you are literally worse than @Wipqozn

fredley

That Portal 2 mod is amazing btw

Portal Stories: Mel

Private Pansy

I swear all of these experience pickups I'm completely failing to get are the ones designed for multiplayer

fredley

15:02

Well worth it

two bugs

@PrivatePansy Yeah, I thought 1 was better. 2 is very pretty

fredley

Only about half way through and loving it

Private Pansy

I'm stuck at the second chamber now. I need a hint button somewhere

two bugs

3 looks... weird

Private Pansy

@twobugs I've been coming up with some ridiculous solutions to the puzzles, because some of the powers you get later on are so OP

Low gravity field is amazing

two bugs

15:03

Yeah, the powers were very cool. I just felt the level design in 2 wasn't as good

Arperum

@PrivatePansy I'm pretty sure that one is from the expansion.

Private Pansy

@Arperum It is, and so is the magnetic item and shield ability

The two of those aren't very powerful, but the low gravity field basically breaks a lot of puzzles, which makes it so much fun

Arperum

@PrivatePansy I haven't played with these yet. I played through the original game with a couple of friends in one sitting, there was a lot of shouting that night.

Private Pansy

@fredley You're actually getting somewhere. I've been asking the Bridge for help in literally every puzzle I've come to so far

fredley

@PrivatePansy Yeah they're hard, and they don't help you nearly as much

I needed to look up 2 so far, though one was just getting lost

Arperum

15:08

@PrivatePansy You should ask your trine puzzles on the site :p

fredley

after (spoiler?) leaving hatch 4

The music is really annoying too :P

but otherwise, good stuff!

Arperum

@fredley Why?

Private Pansy

I kind of like the music, but it's a bit too strong for a game that requires concentration

Also, they're short, so they loop a lot

You'll hear the same notes over and over and over again while you try to figure it out, and it feels like the game is taunting you

fredley

@Arperum Very repetitive, and... not that good

Dunno, just stuck out as quite low quality in an otherwise high quality production

Arperum

You can't be good at everything.

MBraedley

15:11

@fredley I saw a bit of a play through from Scott Manley, and now I want to play it.

Private Pansy

Oh hey, there's a new image upload interface

Arperum

That would be like making me do graphics, that's going to end up in tears anyway.

fredley

@MBraedley It's cool

I know nothing about it

Unionhawk

I want this now

MBraedley

I just need the time to download and install it. And then of course play it.

Arperum

15:15

Gah. Now I want to play that too. And I also want to play terraria 1.3 tonight. ANd I have to clean up this mess of a house tonight.

fredley

Portal Stories: Mel - highly recommend

Arperum

You are the worst.

Unionhawk

@fredley status: worse than @Wipqozn

Arperum

moves to other room for a second to get the mod download started

MadMAxJr

Hah. Mojang Scrolls marked for end-of-life. Guess Hearthstone killed that one.

badp

15:16

Downloading fredley...
fredley    [ <=>                    ] 159 MB

Unionhawk

I see what you did there

MadMAxJr

Moderators are surprisingly smaller than I thought. I should keep one of you on a USB stick

Unionhawk

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A PORK CHOP

two bugs

I would.

MadMAxJr

Well no, you 3d print porkchops

badp

15:18

@MadMAxJr that is an indefinite progress bar.

Unionhawk

@badp I'd imagine @fredley would still not be a huge download

Arperum

Does that reallyt require me to redownload everything that is portal 2?

MadMAxJr

Well it's a Portal 2 mod.

Arperum

@MadMAxJr I HAVE THAT GAME INSTALLED

fredley

@MadMAxJr I'd download a porkchop schematic

@Unionhawk Only, like 100 pixels

Arperum

15:20

IF I want to install the mod it tells me it needs to 7.5GB of disk space.

fredley

@Arperum Yup. It's as expansive as Portal 2

Arperum

I have to admit that portal 2 is 11+GB though.

I did not expect a download that big.

ah well, download limit resets in a couple days anyway, and I haven't done mad downloading this month, so no problems there.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Minecraft Pocket Edition spawn bug

I was killed by a zombie in minecraft pe 0.10.5,and instead of spawning me at my bed, a bug was continusly changing my position.Chunks appeared and dissapeared continously(visually).I reloaded the world and I died again.I respawned in a cave deep underground.How do I get my items back?(please not...

minecraft-pocket-edition

Private Pansy

@Arperum It's a standalone game

You can actually install and play it without Portal 2 installed

Arperum

@PrivatePansy Seems so

Private Pansy

15:26

it does require the game to be in your library though

Maybe for the Source engine

Arperum

Probably for licensing reasons.

It shoudl be downloaded by the time I figure this thing out that I'm working on.

Yuuki

Unionhawk

heh

Sterno

@Unionhawk It's important to remember

Private Pansy

@Yuuki That looks like its from a mod

Unionhawk

15:33

I... o...kay?

Arperum

Near the head would be a better place to hide it, easier to reach.

Sterno

Ȇ͙̗͈̥̖͙̞̖̃̐̒͑ͥ̒̚ͅv̧̛̲̩͉̙̣̗͔̂̔̍̉ͤͮͩ̄e͚͙̞̯̼̱͓̟͂̉̎̋͊͠ṟ̠ͣ͆ͤ̒̄̈́͜y̛̩̙̫͍͈͓̳͉ͪͮ̽ͮͩ̀̀͑̀‌ţ̤̘̰̭̖͛́ͫ͌͗̄̾͡ͅh̝͓͍̠͐̉͒ͪ̾̒ͧ̃̕͞ͅi̵͈͚̰̻̹̳̥ͪ̾ͨͅn̨̝̱͍ͥ̓̏ͯ͐́͆͗g̡ͯ͐͊͏̝͍͎͉͕̱̦ ̹̲̠̦͙ͮ͊ͨ̇̽̐͞ͅí̶̧̝͚̜̖̳͉̩̙̈ͩ̆͆͞s̞̹͉̰̈́ͫ́̚ ̡̫̼̝̱̜̮̭͛̈@̶̩̝͇̥͐͌͢W̫͇͉̲͚̮̗̤ͣ͆ͨͯ̂i̽͆̇͛̇ͣ҉̢͚̮ṗ̉̀҉̮̝̥͇̪̟q̷̤̪̯ͬ̾͊͑̔̋̍ͭ͘ơ̸̜͉̦̈̊ͫ̊͢‌z̨̲͇͍͈̘͉͙̪ͯ̏̇n̢͎̫͔̖̯̺̥̘̽̉ͨ̊͞'̸̨̅̓̀͏̙͓̬̣͓͙s̈́͑͏̤̠͉̗̹͢͢ͅ ̨̺̪̣̿͌f̢̟̗̞̙͓͎͇̺ͥ͛ͣͨ̑ͨ̊͌ͅă̢̧̖̗͍̭̩͉̟̱u̲͔̼̦ͤͨ̏ͭ͆͜͜l͕͈̞̹̗͔̻͌ͣt̶̤̊ͬ̐͌

4

Arperum

@PrivatePansy Or someone who placed it there.

user15026

@Sterno Yes.

Sterno

@Unionhawk It took a while because I had to dezalogify a bit because it was too long originally

Arperum

15:34

@Sterno Get your Zalgo out of my text!

Private Pansy

@Arperum I meant the name of the item

Unionhawk

@PrivatePansy Negative

two bugs

That book is a running joke in TES

Arperum

@Unionhawk The V2 in specific.

Unionhawk

I thought volume 2 existed

two bugs

15:35

I vaguely recall a vol 2 as well

Arperum

@Unionhawk Isn't the normal skyrim way to right " vol 2" instead of ", V2"

Unionhawk

Could just be like, SkyUI

Arperum

The starred version of that block of Zalgo is even better.

elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid_Vol_2

Correct name it seems.

I just picked the first result google gave me, don't blame me for using a wrong wiki.

two bugs

UESP is the only true TES wikia

Yuuki

user15026

15:42

@Yuuki This is one of my favourite tumblr posts.

user15026

Because it manages to crack me up every single time.

Yuuki

@AshleyNunn Have you seen the Benedict Cumberbatch is an oppressed Muslim woman one?

user15026

Yep :)

Yuuki

Here's your reward!

Rick Astley - Uptown Funk (live at Let's Rock London 27 June 2015)

►

Yes, that is Rick Astley singing Uptown Funk.

Arperum

@twobugs Is that the one with the parchment like background?

Yuuki

16:01

Good Guy ISIS.

OKAY, PANIC.

We will be replacing hardware for two of the #stackoverflow edge routers at about 18:00 UTC today. No service disruption is expected.

Tweeted by StackStatus on June 30, 2015 at 3:59 PM

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How to get the second propeller for the flying machine?

At the last part of the Flying Machine level in the Goblin Menace, you need to finish assembling the machine by picking up two propellers. The first was found easily, but the second appears to be connected to the ceiling with an unbreakable rope. There's a flame on the left (not currently act...

trine-2 trine-2-goblin-menace

two bugs

@Arperum Yeah.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Skyrim Lydia missing

I told Lydia to wait near the bridge at whiterun so I could go kill some giants, in my way I encountered a dragon and when I go back to the bridge I can't seem to find her there? What do I do?

skyrim

two bugs

16:28

Bleh. Lunch today was boring

Soup was very watery.

user15026

I have leftover shepherd's pie that I made that I am quite excited about.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: I have an NPC that won't move in it came right after I got into hardmode

I forget it's name but it said It for a while and then stopped

terraria

MBraedley

I just had a microwavable dinner. That's what I usually have for lunch.

user15026

My lunches are mostly whatever I had for dinner the night before :)

MBraedley

@AshleyNunn Dinner tonight is usually what I had for dinner two nights ago, if I'm not making something new.

user15026

16:38

I tend to make stuff most evenings, even if it is just something small

user15026

Tonight is spaghetti, I think

user15026

(I like cooking. I wish I had more people to make food for.)

Private Pansy

@AshleyNunn (I like eating. I wish I had more people to eat food from.)

MBraedley

Since getting home time is heavily influenced by traffic, having something ready that I just have to nuke is desirable.

Private Pansy

I never understood how nuke became the verb for microwave

MBraedley

16:40

I can cook up 3 or 4 servings of something on Sunday, and then only have to actually cook something 1 or 2 nights through the week.

Private Pansy

It's just so... unscientific

MBraedley

@PrivatePansy Blame 50s and 60s US

Yuuki

@PrivatePansy Because some people for some reason believe(d) microwaves work by nuclear magic.

SaintWacko

@MBraedley Leftovers are wonderful

Wipqozn

I just recieved the most glorious message from my roommate

> The key is under the door

I can't wait to get home and see if he cleared everything otu

Private Pansy

16:42

MBraedley

I was going to say, didn't he already move out?

two bugs

You'll go home and find out he took the whole building with him.

user15026

@Wipqozn Here's hoping he didn't leave you any more garbage

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn Yup

MBraedley

At least you can now have a home office...

Unionhawk

16:43

Heh

Wipqozn

@MBraedley He "moved out" yesterday, but left moy of his everything. He was supposed to get the rest of it today.

From what I can tell he basically just removed everything from his home, save for a computer chair and his bed.

SaintWacko

@Powerlord I like the logic/excuses here "No, we're not going to slow down the people who can't pay! That would be silly! We're just going to speed up everyone else!"

Wipqozn

and left everything else

two bugs

@SaintWacko If wonder if anyone has said "It'll be like the autobahn of internet!"

Because if they have, murder might make a return.

Bah, I forgot how to do tags

MBraedley

@twobugs And you're going to be stuck on the local roads

Unionhawk

16:46

tag:tags

MBraedley

[tag:tag]

two bugs

Thank you, @MBraedley

Arperum

I NEED MORE TIME.

It's nearly 7PM, I still have to prepare food, do dishes, clean the whole house, play terraria 1.3 and portal stories:mel. ANd all that before 1AM.

I need more time.

SaintWacko

Wait, is Terraria 1.3 out?

EHRMAGHERD

Arperum

@SaintWacko IN 6 minutes.

SaintWacko

16:54

Damnit, I wish I weren't at work

Arperum

I wish my house cleaned itself :(

MBraedley

@Arperum get a roomba

Tim Stone

All in favour of using the leap second tonight to blame @Wipqozn, say aye.

MBraedley

Aye

two bugs

Aye

SaintWacko

16:57

Whaaaat

Expert mode?

Cannot wait

Also Aye

Arperum

Aye!

@SaintWacko When do you get home to play? We might be able to start together.

Assuming you can start playing in less then five hours.

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