The Bridge

user15026

23:01

Because the wine place had it all together in a kit thing and I felt like being a little ridiculous

Sterno

I'm Batman.

Yuuki

@Sterno Wouldn't that just be Nic Cage acting?

FAE

@AshleyNunn THIS MEETS MY STANDARDS PERFECTLY

badp

Arperum

@badp @FAE Probably. But it has mushrooms in it.

badp

23:04

does @BenBrocka work for Telltale

@Arperum That is not even remotely trashy

Arperum

@badp But it is food, and tasty.

badp

Agreed.

user15026

@fae glad I could please

FAE

@Arperum mmmm mushrooms

Arperum

@FAE Exactly!

badp

23:05

This is going to be yet another mmm mushrooms ewww mushrooms thing isn't it

(I'm on mushrooms team all right)

FAE

@badp Stuffed mushroom caps that are stuffed with more mushrooms are some of my fave things

Sterno

Every time I see an ad for Mr. Robot I miss @origamirobot

badp

you know what's trashy pasta? philadelphia and tuna from the cans

Unionhawk

@Sterno RIP @OrigamiRob

badp

It should be cream and it should be proper tuna

but philadelphia + a touch of cooking water and the not-as-proper tuna work fine

Lazers 2.0

23:09

-2

Q: Minecraft Server

I've got a question, I have a Minecraft Server. I would like to set buildings into my Minecraft Server. Is that possible? I wouldn't make the buildings by myself. I would a beautifull house or a big church.

minecraft

badp

apparently Italy's the biggest market for the lowest quality kind of tuna, too.

Yellow fin tuna is basically only popular here from what I hear

You guys and your fancy tunas.

Unionhawk

@badp Philadelphia is a city in the united states. Does not compute.

user15026

I've never had not canned tuna

badp

@Unionhawk white kraft cheese spread

Frank

@AshleyNunn Oh, man.

I gotta take you for sushi, then.

FAE

23:11

@Unionhawk Philly cream cheese

Unionhawk

Ah. I see.

Right.

badp

Unionhawk

Yes.

Right

user15026

Here the sushi places don't have tuna sushi really or you have to pay a bunch more

FAE

@badp So I recently bought some of that

because I had a craving

and I was like yay I will have some

badp

23:12

@AshleyNunn tuna sushi is the lowest tier of sushi here

FAE

I have also now recently found out I am lactose intolerant :(

badp

@FAE D:

Unionhawk

I still need to buy the cheesecake filling in a tub stuff

user15026

Oh no :(

Unionhawk

@FAE D:

RIP

FAE

23:12

@badp I am a super unhappy FAE about this, but it was expected because of being Korean

It was pretty much just a matter of time

badp

so that's half* of everything supermarkets in NL sell unusable to you

and I even suggested cheese no more than a hour ago

dammit.

Yuuki

@FAE (high-five)

badp

@FAE also I wasn't aware of this.

FAE

@badp Haaa, yeah. BUT. There is a high point in that what they call "belegen" aged cheese here, that stage and older is edible for me because it doesn't have lactose in it anymore.

Yuuki

Your local pharmacy should carry OTC lactase.

FAE

23:14

@Yuuki wooo East Asian genes high-five

Yuuki

I've recently started using them and they work fairly well.

I wish there was a tasteless version though.

badp

I guess that if I had to choose between lactose intolerance and diabetes I'd go with lactose every time

FAE

@badp Lactose intolerance is super common if you're of East Asian heritage. Like, up to 90% in some populations.

@Yuuki Yeah, gonna be looking into that.

Yuuki

Having a vanilla taste in your mouth before pizza makes for an odd feeling though.

badp

@FAE D:

FAE

23:16

My doctor hasn't called me back with the official results of the hydrogen breath test yet, but uh, based on my reaction during the test and some control tests I'd been doing on my own at home, it's a yes.

Once he gets the results in, he's going to give me a referral to a dietician.

user15026

@fae one of my friends is lactose intolerant but he swears by the lactaid drops/pills. Also yes, aged cheese should be safe.

badp

oh apparently they make lactose free philadelphia, too.

FAE

Nowadays, like @Yuuki said, there's OTC lactase and there's also lots of lactose free substitutes

badp

that's probably going to taste nothing like the "real thing"

FAE

@badp OMG REALLY

user15026

23:17

Yeah, they totally do @fae

badp

came up on image search results

user15026

And apparently it tastes decent close

badp

never seen it in Italy

FAE

@AshleyNunn I'm still trying to figure out where my levels of personal tolerance are for stuff. Trial and error for this kind of thing is not super pleasant, but it's sort of the only way. o_<

@AshleyNunn I wonder if they have that here. I shall search!

badp

speaking of search results

wtf

FAE

23:18

Hm, doesn't look like Albert Heijn carries lactose free stuff

I've also been trying out soy and almond milk

Sweetened versions of both of those though are too sweet for me

to drink straight, at least

badp

even without lactose intolerance my father loves almond milk

FAE

The unsweetened almond milk has an aftertaste that's a little strong for my liking

badp

btw, in full worst-stereotypical fashion, I feel compelled to ask a Korean and a Chinese what they think about the use of philadelphia in Japanese sushi.

I'll see myself out.

Have instead something that somewhat vaguely reminds you of bacon.

FAE

@badp I'm a bad Korean, as I don't like fish, so uh, I dunno!

badp

@FAE I'm a bad sicilian, I don't like olives and eggplant all that much, so that's fair

Yuuki

23:22

@badp Blech.

I also don't like the avocado craze.

badp

If I'm going to eat "japanese-style" vegetables it's gonna be tempura

Yuuki

@FAE No, you'd only be a bad Korean if you don't like rotten vegetables (is not a fan of kimchi).

FAE

@Yuuki man, I love avocados

@Yuuki I've never really gotten a chance to have it, so I guess I'm still a bad Korean!

Yuuki

@FAE I like avocados on certain things, but I am not a fan of them on/in sushi.

Frank

@Yuuki I love avacado sushi.

Yuuki

23:25

Favorite thing to put on sushi: roe, preferably smelt or flying fish.

(Salmon roe can go burn in hell)

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How do I repeat "Drug Shootout" at Braddock Farm or Weed Farm?

I've done it the first time but I can't trigger the event 2-3 weeks later. Several times I tried raiding it again but the farmers don't come back. Wikia says it's probably a unique event: http://gta.wikia.com/Braddock_Farm IGN says it's available every tuesday with any character from the 2nd ti...

pc grand-theft-auto-5

FAE

Oh, @badp, one of my cousins is in Italy for a year because her husband's in the army and stationed there for a while. She's in... Vincenza I think.

Chippies

I witnessed forced duck sex today and I took pictures. Don't know how to feel about myself now

badp

@FAE huh. Levy is not a thing here any more.

I guess he's going for a career in the military then

FAE

@Chippies D:

badp

23:27

I hope she isn't having too much trouble adapting.

FAE

@badp He's been in it for a few years now, yeah

@badp So far she seems to be having a good time. They have a 1 year old baby as well. They've visited Tuscany and some other places too.

badp

Oh cool. Xenophobia is kind of at an all time high lately

or at least that's our self-perception.

Chippies

@FAE it wasn't too bad though, the female duck didn't seem to fight or run away for long and whole bunch of other ducks came and shoo'd the male duck away and then stood around to protect the lady

badp

dunno if it really is at an all time high.

Chippies

I mean, is there even consensual duck sex at all?

FAE

23:29

@Chippies not... a lot. Ducks mostly reproduce through "forced copulation" aka duck rape :|

@badp x_X

Chippies

@FAE that's what I thought

as a bonus: I saw a male duck's penis dragging on the ground, that was something you don't see every day

Arperum

Don't feed them bread, that makes the males go in an even worse rape mode.

FAE

@Chippies good lord

Chippies

didn't get a good angle on that part though for the pictures, lol

probably for the best...

badp

@FAE yknow, every summer we get a LOT of news and coverage about waves after waves of people looking to pass through Italy, and being stuck here living in really terrible conditions. We aren't happy, they aren't happy, the EU isn't happy

this summer looks like 3× as bad as the worst previous summer, and now there's also all of the ISIS bullshit as well.

FAE

23:31

@badp On the bright side uh... at least you're not Greece?

badp

Yeah, Greece has got to deal with this shit too.

I guess they aren't connected through land to the rest of the EU though.

(Are they?)

FAE

Economically though, things are looking pretty extreme.

There's talk of them going back to the drachma.

and leaving and such

and suckier still, rumors that Russia's kind of courting them

badp

In a kinda sorta way I guess that if we're really gonna make the United States of Europe, this is as good a time as any. Buy out their debt in exchange for a... larger part of their sovereignty.

Enough to cut with the (apparent) retirement funds bullshit anyway.

That's gonna make the UK and other countries NOPE like fuck though.

so that's probably not how the USE will come to be.

FAE

It's really hard for me to get a decent perspective on how things are here in regards to the various countries because in general, most stuff is better than the US in a lot of areas, so it just seems better to me overall, if that makes sense

badp

Yeah, it really sucks that most IT jobs are in the US

Silicon Valley in particular is all of my nopes.

Lazers 2.0

23:36

0

Q: Minecraft wont start with mods

so, I've spent about 6 hours in total trying to download a mod and forge and I think Im on the brink of finally getting Minecraft to work with this mod. It is terramine for 1.6.4 and Ive done everything needed. I've played vanilla Minecraft in 1.6.4, Ive swiched the user thing to forge instead of...

mods

badp

California just had to make up new degrees on the drought scale in order to track how they're doing

"SUPER EXTREME ULTRA EDITION DX DROUGHT"

FAE

But to people who have lived here their whole lives, stuff like the economic crisis here the past few years is really bad, where I'm looking around and going "But people can live off minimum wage here" and thinking that it's all fine

@badp *drought

badp

thanks ~

Yuuki

FAE

the other spelling is a bunch of other things, but not that thing

badp

23:38

I dunno, as a family we're faring a bit better than average and we never really knew economic hardships

FAE

@badp Well, that's good at least, yes?

badp

Yeah, that's good, but it makes me unqualified to comment

I mean, I'm saving up a lot of money myself, but that's also because I'm sucking up a ~2 hours commute per direction per day with Italy-grade public transportation, and I'm not really leading much of a social life

Unionhawk

@Yuuki What am I looking at here

Yuuki

@Unionhawk Media interns running out of the Supreme Court.

Unionhawk

aha

Yuuki

23:41

Attempting to get "FIRST POST!".

Unionhawk

AHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

badp

@Yuuki why do they gotta be interns

Yuuki

@badp Because who else gets the job of "gofer"?

badp

@Yuuki people who are real go-getters

huh? huh? get it? huh? HUH?

Unionhawk

no

FAE

23:43

So the older brother of my childhood best friend on FB just posted this which says that this ruling is America's "New Calamity"

Unionhawk

please explain

badp

you will get it

eventually

Unionhawk

VTC @badp AS UNCLEAR WHAT THE JOKE IS

badp

AS THE HERO OF TIME YOU HAVE LITERALLY ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO GET IT

or a boat

boats have a lot of time too

Unionhawk

I'M A BOAT

badp

23:44

THE HERO BOAT OF TIME

Unionhawk

Though I'm also the King of Hyrule spoiler alert

badp

CARRYING THE HERO DUDE OF WINDS

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How to best utilize Zz'Rot Portal and banner of command as a support

I tend to play squishy supports, right now mostly sorraka (yeah, not many seem to play her, but I've always been a healer at heart). I like banner of command, and am just now looking at zz'rot. However, I want to best figure out how to use them. I have a few questions, first, when would you pr...

league-of-legends

0

Q: Skyrim cannot run. (Missing executable)

I tried opening Skyrim for the first time in forever about a week ago, and this error message appeared. I don't know what to do. I've tried all the fixes on https://support.steampowered.com/kb_article.php?ref=8676-EFLX-7453&l=english&steamid=76561198046901424&errortype=EAppUpdateError&errorvalue=...

skyrim

badp

Who the fuck is the king of Hyrule anyway

Unionhawk

Me

The king

You know

badp

23:44

Is Hyrule the Land of the Wrong?

That is why Link has to spend millennia making things right isn't it

It keeps happening

YOU just keep happening

IT WAS YOU THE ENTIRE TIME

THE KING OF WRONG

THE LEADER OF ERROR

THE CHIEF NOT-GOOD'S OFFICIER

Unionhawk

Goddammit @fredley I blame you for my chat profile description that occurred previously YOU KNOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY DID

>:|

badp

YOU PROBABLY WRONGED IT YOURSELF

I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE WRONG, BOAT

Unionhawk

I DID NOT MOD ABUSE WRONGED IT

100%

MOD ABUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

INB4 MORE MOD ABUSE

badp

Unionhawk

(in this room that will always be correct)

badp

23:49

Chippies

QUACK!

badp

FAE

@Chippies no creepy ducks :<

badp

wat

Unionhawk

wat

\o/_______WAT___WAT_WAT_____WATWAT_____WAT

Fluttershy

23:50

@badp That seems... incorrect.

murgatroid99

@FAE I can't actually tell if this is saying something in particular is going to happen, or if it's just more whining about the government restricting their God-given First Amendment right to infringe on other people's rights

badp

Yuuki

badp

FAE

@murgatroid99 I think it's a mix of both. It's kind of sad because we think that he's actually closeted. :/

Unionhawk

23:52

@badp so much wat not enough time

Chippies

@FAE you don't like ducks?

FAE

@Chippies was this one of the ones chasing the other down? >_>

Unionhawk

<_<

>_>

...

Chippies

@FAE no, this was in a different part of the park

I think...

Fluttershy

FAE

23:54

...lol

murgatroid99

@FAE I'm just not really sure what he's trying to say besides "this is bad" and "Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated." (as a side note, I can't take the phrase "Wrath of God" seriously anymore)

Fluttershy

Well then.

Chippies

I think it was taken in the same area, but with about 20 minutes in between

FAE

@murgatroid99 bwahaha

Chippies

there was A LOT of ducks

badp

23:55

@FAE He lost me at "Jesus created sexuality"

FAE

@murgatroid99 Damnation either

Yuuki

Wow, Joseph Gordon-Levitt is really killing this AMA.

user15026

Can someone please poke me when discussion is not religion/same sex marriage related please?

Unionhawk

Aye captain

FAE

@Yuuki oh is he doing that now?

Yuuki

23:55

FAE

@AshleyNunn Shall do!

user15026

(I am out of those spoons, but am happy to just do other things for a bit)

badp

@AshleyNunn I was trying to talk about $300-odd digital boob wraps but hey, if chat isn't going there

Unionhawk

A crude but accurate description

Chippies

@badp digital boob-wraps, you say? Hmm...

Unionhawk

23:56

I will allow it

badp

@Chippies more like digital-(boob wraps)

both are digital.

you gotta distribute the operands

digital-boob digital-wraps

Unionhawk

...goddammit @badp

Chippies

@badp you lost me there. Not interested anymore

Unionhawk

CHAT DERAILMENT IN PROGRESS

murgatroid99

@FAE That doesn't really make me think of magic. probably because it's just one word

badp

23:57

@Unionhawk CHAT HACKING IN PROGRESS

FAE

They've killed one of the escaped convicts!

badp

taps on six computers at the same time and four fax machines to find the next link to post

Unionhawk

Oct 25 '14 at 23:48, by Unionhawk

actual footage of @badp hacking chat

Yuuki

@FAE I imagine the reason why he answered "your mom" so many times is because those questions have been asked before.

Unionhawk

And also Area 51 and other things

Yuuki

23:59

> In a few generations, kids will be frustratedly trying to remember today's date for a U.S. history test.

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