The Bridge

Matt E. Эллен

19:00

badp

I guess I overestimated that brand's international reach

Matt E. Эллен

I guess. I hadn't heard of it :D

badp

Matt E. Эллен

is that a yawning ferret. O! I get it now :D

badp

Yawning ferrets are the cryptonite of supersayan Hulk

MBraedley

19:02

Well, I found a bug I wasn't expecting to find, but my test is still going to fail tomorrow

badp

THIS IS WHAT THE REFRANCE COMBO ×2

Matt E. Эллен

lol

fredley

@badp FRANCE DEUX: REFRANCE

Unionhawk

wat

What is going on

badp

Unionhawk

19:05

closes @badp as confuses @Uni

3

fredley

@Unionhawk I wake up in the morning and I look outside

badp

@fredley and then you go the fuck back to sleep

I CAN GET REFUNDS ANYWAY RIGHT

heavy breathing

Powerlord

Where's my hammer?

Matt E. Эллен

yes

Powerlord

I need to use it on this other developer.

Unionhawk

19:07

@Powerlord Spies use knives not hammers

fredley

@badp Only if you've used for less than 2 hours

Unionhawk

Duh

Powerlord

A Developer who is more senior than I am who is asking me the dumbest questions.

"Do we have a POM file for creating an ear file for <subproject>?"

badp

@Powerlord Is he asking about where they can buy baguette iron sights? He might be @fredley

Powerlord

eyes .pom file in said directory

Unionhawk

19:09

You could slice him for 40 damage if you feel like killing him is too much. Up to you.

badp

@Unionhawk A hammer does like 65 anyway

SaintWacko

Someone broke the bridge

I don't even

Unionhawk

@SaintWacko Someone broke @badp and I think it was @badp

badp

@SaintWacko CAAAN YOU FIX IT

fredley

@Powerlord eyes keming

badp

19:12

Unionhawk

MODS ARE BROKEN, POST... IDUNNO

fredley

MS fixit is actually useful if you screw up your MSI installer such that it can't uninstall

true story

@badp is mod, post broken

originaluser

No mods, no masters

SaintWacko

@Unionhawk MODS ARE BROKEN, POST ITG

4

badp

MadMAxJr

19:15

@badp Instructions unclear, MS Fix it file now in CERN main collider loop.

badp

regrettably picture was too simple to be properly broken

GIMP IS INSUFFICIENTLY SOPHISTICATED TO PRODUCE ADEQUATE GARBAGE

Rapitor

i have questions.

MadMAxJr

MSPaint, ALL THE COMPRESSION

Unionhawk

@Rapitor Are they "what is @badp going on about?"

Rapitor

1. wat.

originaluser

19:17

TIME KOMPRESSION

Unionhawk

INB5 @Rapitor

Rapitor

2. why are you trying to use gimp

badp

@Rapitor I have answers

Rapitor

badp

(additional answers)

Rapitor

19:22

...

badp

(still insufficient amount of broken)

(I am working on it okay)

fredley

CAUTION: BADP LEVELS CRITICAL

badp

RELEVANT

MadMAxJr

Seems the chat signal is a little flaky. Tap your hand on the side of the monitor a few times, badp posts should clear up.

fredley

@badp IRRELEPHANT

Unionhawk

19:26

MAXIMUM OVERBADP

badp

@fredley this is what the refrance combo ×3

Rapitor

bridge pls.

murgatroid99

For when someone posts a compressed image/uses Windows XP to save a jpeg...

►

GodEmperorDune

@Rapitor y u do dis

MadMAxJr

Do I look like I know what a JPEG is? >:|

fredley

19:30

@Rapitor @badpls

badp

GodEmperorDune

@murgatroid99 i lolled

I tell you whut

badp

@murgatroid99 I like how the thumbnail link is broken, too.

bridge status: minimum underwork

murgatroid99

@badp What do you mean? Mine looks fine to me

badp

WORKS ON MY COMPUTER™

Unionhawk

19:33

@badp status-norepro

badp

status-nobadp

SaintWacko

@murgatroid99's works for me, @badp's doesn't

Oh

That's because I'm an idiot, and @badp's is a screenshot

Unionhawk

status-figureditout

murgatroid99

@SaintWacko and that's why my message is edited

badp

GOTCHA COMBOB ×2

SaintWacko

19:34

@murgatroid99 Well, good to know I'm not the only one

badp

I'm not even using the default font

gfycat.com/SomeDearButterfly

NOW YOU CAN USE THE STEAM CONTROLLER TO SELECT A LETTER WITH YOUR D-PAD AND CLICK ON IT

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How do i join mcpe servers without it saying invalid server?

Im trying to join a mcpe server but whenever i put the valid ip it says invalid name?Please help, Thankyou

minecraft

GodEmperorDune

ur a d-pad

originaluser

There's a sci-fi SE question titled 'Why can't surgery be done by transporter?' I choose to believe this is about the Jason Statham movies

badp

Four directional and pleasant to press?

Unless it's an xbox 360 dpad

Matt E. Эллен

19:40

typeing should be done with NES lightguns

originaluser

The Xbox One dpad is nice. The 360 one is meh

Matt E. Эллен

you can only use each letter once

badp

@MattE.Эллен also you need to wait for your letter to light up

or the game wouldn't know what you hit

Chippies

@MBraedley I've been told by people that have worked at Tim Horton's that they're not allowed to take tips and could lose their job if they do. Not sure if it's a local rule though

Rapitor

@originaluser 360's dpad is unusable...

MadMAxJr

19:41

@originaluser Patient moved into OR. Silence. Car bursts through wall in mid jump, slowly spiraling, driver side down. Hands reach out, make a few quick incisions, remove the offending issue inside the torso cavity, tools drop into tray, car crashes through other wall.

originaluser

@MadMAxJr We've got ourselves another blockbuster

Powerlord

@originaluser They had a second model Xbox 360 controller with a different d-pad

Matt E. Эллен

@badp why can't I shoot the dog?

badp

@MattE.Эллен the dog does not light up

Matt E. Эллен

:-(

badp

19:42

this is literally how the lightgun works: when you hit the trigger the screen goes black except for the hitbox of what you're shooting

originaluser

@Powerlord Yeah, I heard those were better but I never got a chance to try one out sadly

badp

if the lightgun detects, well, light, you scored a hit

Powerlord

amazon.com/Xbox-360-Wireless-Controller-Transforming-Charge/dp/…

badp

(AFAIK)

Powerlord

At this point, there's no point in trying to get that onbe

Rapitor

19:43

@badp you are correct.

Powerlord

You're better off just getting an Xbox One controller

Rapitor

@Powerlord a One controller doesn't work on 360.

originaluser

That's my plan. I love the Xbox One controller so I'll grab one for my PC when I can find a good deal

@Rapitor Really? I thought it did via USB or something

Matt E. Эллен

@badp interesting!

badp

oh right, fuck. The Steam Controller is wireless only

and proprietary wireless, too.

MadMAxJr

19:44

The charge and play cable doesn't transmit data

originaluser

When does the steam controller come out?

badp

@originaluser you can preorder one today

if it isn't sold out already

Matt E. Эллен

someone must have hacked duckhunt so you can shoot the dog...

Powerlord

@MattE.Эллен The arcade version.

badp

Matt E. Эллен

19:46

Duck Hunt Hacked (shooting the dog)

►

badp

wat

you wouldn't download a controller

GodEmperorDune

sure you would

Powerlord

@badp Funny how the one-box says that. Amazon itself just says Microsoft.

badp

speaking of wat

isn't this what you're actually supposed to do?

murgatroid99

@Powerlord It says "Microsoft Software" elsewhere on the page

badp

19:48

I've always done that

fredley

@badp That's awful. Cereal then milk.

What's wrong with you

Powerlord

@badp POOR?

badp

@fredley wat, no. If you pour the cereal later, it gets less soggy

and more crunchy

Powerlord

I was under the impression that milk is generally rather rich.

badp

a.k.a. better

Unionhawk

19:49

Poor cereal

badp

pour milk, pour one layer of cereal, eat cereal, pour more cereal

fredley

@badp No, you pour milk over the cereal, ensuring an even and light coating over all of it, rather than a big puddle at the bottom with dry cereal on top

Unionhawk

Also my keyboard registered a paste there for some reason, so you guys almost got to see a variable name that is meaningless to you

badp

@fredley E_NOPUDDLE

fredley

@Unionhawk I don't want to know about the paste on your keyboard

originaluser

19:50

Pour cereal and milk in parallel

you inefficient fools

fredley

@badp OUT OF MILK ERROR, REINSTALL UNIVERSE AND REBOOT

badp

@originaluser wat. no. That sets your milk on fire.

Unionhawk

E_NOBADP

Rapitor

@badp milk first means splashing

fredley

@originaluser What is wrong with you all

badp

19:50

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT

fredley

@Rapitor I'd just be weirded out by sitting in front of a bowl of pure milk

Unionhawk

@fredley I would agree with @badp to annoy you, but...

badp

@fredley wat

Unionhawk

@fredley "I AM NOT A CAT WHY IS THERE A BOWL OF MILK" - @fredley 2015

fredley

Milk doesn't go in bowls

badp

19:52

@fredley wat

I think you need to retake milk school

Rapitor

@fredley cereal goes in bowls and milk goes on cereal

badp

please retake milk school

fredley

I think you should retake eating school

badp

I am Italian I am eating school

and you will learn

Unionhawk

He does have a point

Shit

fredley

19:52

@badp I am British, we took everything great about everyone else's cuisine and improved it

badp

and came up with fish and chips

Unionhawk

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH‌AHAHAHAHAHAH

fredley

Chicken Balti Pizza

Unionhawk

ahem

Rapitor

uhm

Unionhawk

19:53

Good jokes

fredley

@badp That is the sole thing we came up with by ourselves

Everyone else is too patriotic about their food to change it. We experiment and make it better. True fact.

Unionhawk

British cuisine is literally, yeah, Fish and Chips. You're worse than America in that sense.

Matt E. Эллен

and roast beef and yorkshire pudding. you can't forget that. and spotted dick

originaluser

Uh, they have crumpets as well.

Rapitor

america has no cuisine. we take foods from everywhere, deep fry it, done.

Unionhawk

19:55

No I am not prepared to name more than one strictly American dish, shut up

originaluser

@Unionhawk The KFC double down

Unionhawk

BOOM

fredley

@Unionhawk Which is why you can eat anything from anywhere in the world here

I can go out for Eritrean

Unionhawk

@fredley Guess what that's pretty much how it works he-- wait where?

Is that a real place?

fredley

@Unionhawk Quite

originaluser

19:56

I love the Eritrean Odyssey games.

fredley

@Unionhawk Yes. North of Somalia iirc

MadMAxJr

@originaluser Please note the KFC Double Down does not represent American Food. :(

Rapitor

@MadMAxJr yes it does. it very much does.

originaluser

I've never even had a double down

Unionhawk

@MadMAxJr Iiiiit, does

Rapitor

19:57

it's 'murican by definition.

Unionhawk

It's like,

originaluser

I'm too afraid of the raw power

Unionhawk

We have fried chicken

fredley

Meanwhile, in 1941, in Eritrea

Unionhawk

And...

MadMAxJr

19:57

No. No. Come to a state fair anywhere in the midwest

originaluser

State fairs are dying, sadly

MadMAxJr

Deep-fried snickers. 1/6th an entire cheesecake semi-frozen, dipped in 'magic shell' and served to you on a stick. Cinnamon Roll the size of a dinner plate

originaluser

Double layer Corndog

Unionhawk

KEY LIME PIE

Rapitor

@MadMAxJr that's nothing to be proud of either, though..

Unionhawk

19:57

and

KEY LIME PIE DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE ON A STICK

and...

MadMAxJr

If you're going to shame our food, shame the very best of the worst.

Unionhawk

yeah

I guess

originaluser

Elephant ears

Rapitor

fair enough.

MadMAxJr

A cinnamon roll where the layers between the bread wrap are filled with cream cheese.

originaluser

19:59

Oh man. I had marinated Chicken once.

Unionhawk

@fredley I was always under the impression that british cuisine was just "boiled x". Or is that just a racist stereotype?

originaluser

It was marinated with Faygo Rock N' Rye

I absolutely did not make that up.

fredley

@Unionhawk Racist. That's Irish cuisine.

@Unionhawk We roast

Rapitor

I've always felt british cuisine is much like america. Just a hodgepodge of everything

GodEmperorDune

@fredley boiled whiskey?

fredley

20:00

@GodEmperorDune It's called distilling

MadMAxJr

This whole conversation has me thinking...

Dear Bethesda. Fallout: London. Make that a thing.

originaluser

Fallout: Detroit. Except it's just normal Detroit

SaintWacko

Live action Fallout

MadMAxJr

Yes, but only if the statue of Robocop remains intact

Unionhawk

@Rapitor that's what it sounds like

Lazers 2.0

20:07

0

Q: I have the latest version of MCPE

I never put spaces in the ip . All the servers say that the version is 0.11.0? I tryed looking it up but i never found anything?

minecraft

Unionhawk

0

A: I have the latest version of MCPE

I presume you are new to StackExchange, Welcome. You can comment back to my reply on your last post by clicking 'Add a comment' below my answer. We can continue this there. Thanks

-.-;

user4704

three flags out of that

murgatroid99

It's fitting. A question with no question and an answer with no answer

user4704

oh, i guess one flag and two vtc since i can do that now

user4704

POWAH

Unionhawk

20:14

I WOULD EDIT IN INFO BUT THERE'S NO INFO TO EDIT ALSO CAPS FOR SOME REASON

GnomeSlice

This desk looks like a boat

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice how so?

Unionhawk

@GnomeSlice Is it a boat?

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: The servers always have that green button

The servers always have the green button next to it. I don't know why it doesn't work ? I look up whats wrong but i dont see anything! Please help . Thankyo

minecraft

originaluser

I hope that at some point in the future "Thankyo" replaces "Thank you"

GnomeSlice

20:20

Are you a boat or not

originaluser

I am.

Unionhawk

Am I a boat?

What are you talking about

GodEmperorDune

i am not a boat

TIL @gnomephone knows how to troll the bridge

GnomeSlice

Still looks like a boat

Context: m.youtube.com/watch?v=efzL_8jOx7s

originaluser

Water you talking a boat?

Unionhawk

20:23

Based @badp

GnomeSlice

You into guns?

badp

@Unionhawk Badped @badp

Powerlord

@originaluser Fine, I'll put on some clothes...

badp

@originaluser I'm talking a boat watering the coast.

She's not into it.

Unionhawk

OH

@GnomeSlice

YOU DA BEST

AND YOU WILL FIND OUT WHY

LATER

muahaha

originaluser

20:25

I have a bad feeling about this

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice what did I just watch?

GnomeSlice

The ~~Eric Andre~~ Hannibal Buress show

GodEmperorDune

also the desk looked nothing like a boat

GnomeSlice

Look up the wiz khalifa one

I gotta go back to work

Powerlord

I wanna go home

...also, Al, please tell me you didn't ask them to essentially format our dev server with a new image then leave for the day.

MadMAxJr

20:32

@Powerlord Oh, no. They just formatted it, there's no image. Is that bad?

Powerlord

@MadMAxJr Well, the problem is that the Dev server also hosts our Subversion and Hudson instances since they got rid of the utils server.

MadMAxJr

That soudns bad.

Powerlord

Well, backups were made of these first, but I was expecting that these would be back up by the end of the day

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How much space it takes to install the IMVU android version of the game?

I wanted to acces to the IMVU app/version of this Game/3D-Chat on my android phone, the game itselfs supposedly takes like 70 MB but i do have 500 MB free on my phone and it's giving me trouble when i try to install it. Does anyone know how much space is really needed? or if this problem does hav...

android imvu mobile

0

Q: Several Routers and DMZ, WAN, Local LAN

I previously had: A PS3 directly connected to the router given to me by my ISP (Router A). I had the console in a DMZ on this router at IP 192.168.1.33 So I had enabled UPnP for this router and setup DHCP for this router from 192.168.1.50 to 192.168.1.100, but set the console with a fixed IP of...

technical-issues

0

Q: Can a Pokémon 'join' from nowhere in the Pokéwalker?

i'm actually playing Pokémon HG/SS and with a Pokéwalker too, one day i was transferring my Pokémon from the Pokéwalker back into the game and maybe like a pair of minutes later a Pokémon appear, on this case, it was a Geodude, and he joined like i captured him, while i didn't, and it's still her...

ds pokemon-hgss pokewalker

MBraedley

Stupid fucking clock sync issues. Seriously, how hard is it to sync a bunch of Windows and Linux boxes on a segregated network.

But my test will (hopefully) pass tomorrow. Depends on how ~~anal~~ discerning the QA lady will be.

and home I go.

Thank god supper is already made and I just have to heat it up.

Lazers 2.0

20:43

0

Q: What is the most time effiencent way to gain golden basic cards

I like gaining the golden cards that you earn from leveling up you heroes. I find that the closer I get to obtaining the next gold card, the more I want to just get that card rather than just playing against other players. My understanding is that you earn by playing cards, destroying enemy mini...

hearthstone

Yuuki

Powerlord

@MBraedley ...NTP

Uh... I can still update subversion?

Did they not reimage the box yet? WTF

Trent Hawkins

21:05

@Lazers2.0 At the risk of starting an argument about what is and is not a "video game"... I don't think IMVU is

Rapitor

@Yuuki I know nothing about this movie, but my money is on it being terrible

murgatroid99

> In January 2015, IMVU acquired FurAffinity, a furry fandom art gallery

I was not expecting that when I opened that Wikipedia page

Powerlord

@murgatroid99 Well, yeah, because it doesn't really make sense.

MBraedley

@Powerlord NTP is in use but wasn't working 100%

Trent Hawkins

It seems to be, at best, a 3D avatar-based chat program/social network. With an emphasis on creating digital goods for sale, somewhat like Second Life, but with less of an immersive world. I don't feel Arqade is the best fit for questions about it. I'm not sure what SE site, if any, would field questions about it.

murgatroid99

21:13

@TrentHawkins I can't help but think that we would take questions for Second Life, though

But we don't have any questions about it

Yuuki

So... Fallout 4 actually coming this year?

Fun times.

Powerlord

btw, Visual Studio Code just updated.

For whatever reason, both automatic updates and Check for updates won't catch that there's a new version. Intentionally.

> In the future updates will install automatically for Mac and Windows, but we're not using automatic updates for this release.

Chippies

@Lazers2.0 seems to be an installation issue on android, should probably be moved to android.se or whatever the equivalent is

Powerlord

And they tied the auto-update thing to the same thing that tells you if you have the latest version. slow-clap

Chippies

probably has 500mb on SD card and not enough on internal memory, therefore can't install it, but I don't know, I don't care

GodEmperorDune

21:18

@Powerlord like a web browser?

Rapitor

@Yuuki this doesn't surprise me. i don't think bethesda would have just been doing nothing the entire time between skyrim and this. they announced the game when it is already pretty much done

Yuuki

Better hurry up and finish my Skyrim run then.

Powerlord

@GodEmperorDune Not what I meant. I meant they both check for the latest version number the same way.

Meaning that if they don't put something on auto-update, the Check for newer version dialog will lie and say there is no newer version.

(Auto-update runs when Visual Studio Code starts)

BRILLANT, Valve!

You can't download Steam TF2 workshop maps on a dedicated server if your server is using a registered gameserver account.

Fluttershy

21:34

@Yuuki October, according to rumors.

Powerlord

tf_workshop_map_sync 454118349
[TF Workshop] Preparing map ID 454118349
[TF Workshop] Downloading map
[TF Workshop] Map synced to local directory [ maps/workshop/cp_glassworks_rc6test.ugc454118349.bsp ]
[TF Workshop] Successfully synced map to disk

That was failing when I was using a gameserver account.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Soldiers taking out bandit camp?

Recently I was traveling from Oxenfurt to Crow's Perch and found a bandit camp along the way (it was previously undiscovered). When I reached, I saw some Nilfgaardian soldiers walking away, and two bodies of dead bandits, with the treasure just lying there unguarded. I have no idea what had happe...

the-witcher-3

MadMAxJr

TF2 as a relevant conversation topic? Did they update something, add something, or release a movie I missed?

John

@MadMAxJr TF2 is always relevant. See: @Wipqozn's Law of Gravitation

Besides that, @Powerlord also really likes TF2.

MadMAxJr

Wait. Wait wait. I thought Wipqozn was the source of everything terrible, based on passing comments I've read?

Yuuki

21:46

@Powerlord is TF2.

MadMAxJr

Robin Walker is TF2. The Hat Man

John

@MadMAxJr He is.

MadMAxJr

So if he's a known source of terrible, but established the law of The Bridge Physics that dictates conversational matter eventually reverts to TF2 or Minecraft, does that infer that TF2 and Minecraft are terrible by way of Wipqozn observing them?

Powerlord

@MadMAxJr Map Workshop got added yesterday

It's in Beta at the moment.

MadMAxJr

So there's an easy way to grab maps now? Neat.

user15026

21:54

@MadMAxJr This is less and less generally true

user15026

unless we are talking the Problem with Minecraft

MadMAxJr

I was just conjecturing about the laws of Wipqodynamics.

Also, hi Ashley, hope the working life is treating you okay.

MBraedley

mmm, rum

user15026

@MadMAxJr eh. It's...work.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Soldiers taking out bandit camp

As I was traveling from Oxenfurt to Crow's Perch I discovered a bandit camp along the road. As I approached, I saw Nilfgaardian soldiers walking away from the camp, and the bodies of two bandits, most probably killed by the soldiers. There weren't any more bandits, and the two bodies and the trea...

the-witcher-3

originaluser

22:02

So uh. Someone from ISIS took a selfie and posted it on social media. The US Gov't tracked down the HQ from the EXIF data and bombed it

That's... something alright

MadMAxJr

@originaluser A literal photobomb

(Comment stolen from and brought to you by: Reddit)

originaluser

I guess it's somewhat refreshing to know that even in ISIS they have that one guy who is really dumb and keeps messing things up

murgatroid99

@originaluser not anymore

RedRiderX

@originaluser I could never fine the original selfie though.

Somewhat odd.

user15026

@RedRiderX Not really, if the US Gov't did a thing, I am not entirely shocked you can't trace the action

RedRiderX

22:16

@AshleyNunn This was a response to a social media post though.

Which in theory should have been public for some period of time.

GodEmperorDune

that's just what they want us to believe. US govt could have just bombed whatever and made up this exif story to cover it

RedRiderX

True

GnomeSlice

Have you ever heard of a robot

RedRiderX

?

GnomeSlice

I'm from Google

RedRiderX

22:20

??

GodEmperorDune

Nah, just @orgyrambo

GnomeSlice

Sir, you have a little bit of poop inside your testicle

RedRiderX

???

GodEmperorDune

u wot m8?

user15026

@RedRiderX In theory, maybe, possibly

GnomeSlice

22:22

I watched a shitton of Eric Andre the other day and now I can't think of anything else to reference

GodEmperorDune

hi @queenofhugguns

GnomeSlice

I smell a rapper

Time for some ranch

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Which is the best class in Realm of the mad god?

I recently unlocked all the classes and want to stay on one class. I'm not sure which class I should choose. Can you help me choosing a good class?

realm-of-the-mad-god

0

Q: Unlimited cash CSGO practice?

I'm practicing CSGO and I need unlimited money so I can buy whatever I want every round. What is the command for this if there is one?

counter-strike-go

GnomeSlice

Back to work I guess

user15026

@GodEmperorDune Do you know how long that took to me to parse? I was like "wtf is a huggun" because I was saying it as "hug-in" in my head

MBraedley

22:25

hmm, I don't have the Windows 10 update prompt on my Surface Pro 3

GodEmperorDune

2 minutes, according to timestamps

Fluttershy

@AshleyNunn Best type of protest.

user15026

@Fluttershy People in my city did this and a kiss-in one time when a business allegedly kicked them out for being queer and being all PDA-y

user15026

No idea what happened with that, if anything

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