The Bridge

GnomeSlice

17:00

I think it was te Xbox store page for it

Yuuki

Gonna replace it with wikipedia link if that's all right with you.

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Q: Settlers IV LAN network interface

The rule of a thumb, when running an old game on LAN, is to push desired lan interface on top of "Connections" in advanced settings (Windows vista and higher). However this doesn't seem to work in the Settlers IV. It still shows host IP address which is bound to some random active interface (disa...

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Q: How can I save my progress in GTA V,without XBOX live

Plox help me,how can I save the missions in GTA V , I do not have cable network , and I cant connect to the network with wirles,when i turn off my XBOX 360 i need to start over all missions.I have read that I need to download my profile , but I do not know how.

grand-theft-auto-5

GnomeSlice

wikiwand.com/en/Ilomilo

for some reason I actually linked it to the gamespot page for ilomilo

I used to really like the gamespot website

used to go there for all my reviews

and write stuff

StrixVaria

@GnomeSlice Can someone please write a userscript to un-wikiwand these stupid URLs? CC @fredley

GnomeSlice

you're a stupid url

one sec, I have an autohotkey thing to undo it

wikiwand.com/en/Ilomilo

hmm

why u no work

wikiwand.com/en/Ilomilo

wtf

originaluser

17:06

Ilomilo

ilomilo is a puzzle game developed by Southend Interactive and Microsoft Game Studios. It was released on Windows Phone 7 on November 8, 2010 for AT&T customers. On November 26, 2010, a "secret" website was made available where players could get a code to download a trial and purchase the game early, while the game was officially released on Xbox Live Arcade on January 5, 2011. == Gameplay == The goal of each of the 49 levels is to unite Ilo and Milo, who are on separate sides of the level and must work together to meet. Players can change control between Ilo and Milo, or two players can control...

Unionhawk

I see what you mean

originaluser

I'll suggest the edit if you want

Wipqozn

What is wikiwand?

GnomeSlice

@originaluser copied this url for it, thanks

@Wipqozn prettier and easier to read wikipedia

Chippies

@GnomeSlice I wouldn't say easier, but it is prettier

GnomeSlice

17:08

I would

Chippies

not pretty enough to make me use it though

GnomeSlice

you can customize it to however you like to read

Chippies

I used it for a week or two, then got sick of it, because it was a pain to link to actual wikipedia

GnomeSlice

it's got dark themes, you can switch to serif or sans font, you can adjust justification, margins, text size

Chippies

as witnessed earlier by all the "wtf"

Lazers 2.0

17:08

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Q: Mad Bullets - Where can I find pints of beer?

I've been playing Mad bullets for Android. A couple of missions that pop up are Shoot X pints of beer as you can see in the image below. Does anyone know where I can find pints of beer?

android

StrixVaria

@GnomeSlice I find it significantly harder to read.

Chippies

@GnomeSlice if you REALLY wanted to, you could probably ask someone to help make you a custom css for wikipedia

it would be same as wikiwand, but only local

GnomeSlice

@Chippies Why would I bother with that

I love wikiwand, I hate not having it now

@StrixVaria Why?

Like what makes it harder

Chippies

@GnomeSlice right, just keep throwing the wikiwand links to everyone and then fix them to be wikipedia links after they complain

@GnomeSlice for one, less text on screen at a time

bigger font and not as wide paragraphs annoys me a bit

StrixVaria

@Chippies This is huge.

Chippies

17:10

it reads like some fancy article, not wikipedia

GnomeSlice

You can make them wide

StrixVaria

I don't usually read wikipedia pages word for word. I scroll around and skim bits and pieces.

GnomeSlice

Chippies

sure, it might read better if you want to read all of it (debatable), but as a wiki article, the original is better (at least than the default settings)

GnomeSlice

Oh nice they added a button to switch to wikipedia

Chippies

17:12

@GnomeSlice that font, for some reason, makes it harder to read for me

GnomeSlice

that square in the bottom right

so now you can't complain

@Chippies you can change that too

Unionhawk

The only complaint I have ever about Wikipedia is when they do their "we don't run ads support us pls" thing

Chippies

@GnomeSlice so, you're saying that I can make wikiwand look just like wikipedia and I can switch to the wikipedia article with just a click of a button? Oh boy, Sign me up!

oh wait, wikipedia does all that and I don't have to click a button to switch to it

GnomeSlice

No, that's not what I said.

Unionhawk

"if everyone gave $5 this message would be out of your face in an hour"

originaluser

17:13

I generally like Wiki but yeah their donation stuff can be annoying

GnomeSlice

StrixVaria

@Unionhawk A classical music radio station near me did this for all of last week. There was more begging for money than there was classical music. It was gross.

GnomeSlice

this is one of the things i like most about ww too

originaluser

I've heard some very anecdotal controversy stuff about them but it's hard to tell what's real and what isn't

Chippies

anyways, use what you want, it great that it can be customized, but I'm absolutely fine with the default wikipedia

StrixVaria

17:14

@originaluser Their userbase is super duper elitist, and I think a lot of the controversy comes from that.

Chippies

and now if you'll excuse me, I think my garlic bread will catch fire any moment

Wipqozn

@StrixVaria The only "classical" music station in Nova Scotia is the french version of CBC radio, which only plays classical music onthe rarest of occasions.

originaluser

@StrixVaria Very possible. There was the Essjay scandal as well but that was several years ago

Wipqozn

Actually, halifax radio sucks

GnomeSlice

Wipqozn

17:15

We only have two music stations which aren't completely focused on pop music

StrixVaria

@Wipqozn We have a dedicated classical station in NYC, and the broadcast range covers the relevant parts of NJ for me as well.

GnomeSlice

I want to start a chiptune radio station

Wipqozn

But that's why I just plug my mp3 into my car

GnomeSlice

but I don't know shit about broadcasting

also nobody would listen to it

originaluser

I would listen

StrixVaria

17:15

I'm only in the car for ~10 minutes/day and then I'm on a train where I listen to spotify, but during those 10 minutes the classical music is nice.

originaluser

Chiptunes besttunes

Rapitor

@GnomeSlice i'd listen

chiptune is awesome.

StrixVaria

@originaluser Oh no, you don't know what you've done with @GnomeSlice here.

GnomeSlice

@Rapitor @originaluser toycompany.bandcamp.com/track/radmiral-3

Chippies

@GnomeSlice you mean like, a real radio station? or a stream?

originaluser

17:16

@StrixVaria Or maybe I do know and I'm just evil.

GnomeSlice

@Chippies real radio

Wipqozn

Man, I wish someone would recommend me a game to play.

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn GENRE PLS

StrixVaria

@Wipqozn Super Hexagon

originaluser

@Wipqozn What are you looking for?

Chippies

17:16

@GnomeSlice I can't imagine that being popular enough to be sustainable, but Idk, maybe in Toronto

Unionhawk

@Wipqozn YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

Wipqozn

@originaluser I just wanted to get @GnomeSlice excited. I don't actually want a recommendation.

GnomeSlice

@Chippies I live in Ottawa

Unionhawk

YOUR FORWARD PSYCHOLOGY WON'T WORK ON ME

Wipqozn

originaluser

17:17

@Wipqozn You... really are the worst.

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn Banished

Chippies

@GnomeSlice yeah, I know, but it's like, close enough, right?

GnomeSlice

@Chippies Well, no.

StrixVaria

@GnomeSlice AAA FPS, your specialty.

Chippies

well either way, my point stands, maybe in Toronto there would be more people that might care about it

GnomeSlice

17:17

@StrixVaria Killing Floor 2

Chippies

in smaller places it's unlikely it would be sustainable

GnomeSlice

close enough right

StrixVaria

I want to play a AAA incremental.

originaluser

I think it would be really popular as an internet radio station

GnomeSlice

@StrixVaria mountain-game.com

originaluser

17:18

but I don't know if it could survive normal broadcast radio

Chippies

@StrixVaria Diablo 3 is a very very complex AAA incremental

Unionhawk

@StrixVaria No you don't

originaluser

@StrixVaria There's that Capitalism Adventure game. It even has a pay 2 win cash-shop!

StrixVaria

@originaluser That one's pretty good actually.

Chippies

@originaluser like real capitalism! Buy your way to the top!

GnomeSlice

17:19

Basement is something incremental people might like when it's done

originaluser

@StrixVaria Yeah, I like it a lot, but the cash shop stuff is goofy

StrixVaria

@originaluser I really like that ads are completely optional.

Watch an ad to get a thing, or don't and never be bothered ever.

originaluser

@StrixVaria I... didn't even know there were ads

StrixVaria

@originaluser On the Android version there are.

But you have to go out of your way to watch them.

originaluser

Oh, I thought it only had a steam version

Chippies

17:20

@GnomeSlice last I played it (long ago, free online flash version) it had some major flaws in design

Unionhawk

@originaluser At least on the android version, you can watch an ad for a 2x bonus for 4 hours

StrixVaria

@originaluser Until yesterday I thought there was only the version on Kongregate :P

I didn't even know there was a Steam version.

GnomeSlice

@Chippies I don't think you're thinking of the same game

originaluser

Be gentle. I am an incrementer babby.

GnomeSlice

afaik it was never a free flash game

originaluser

17:21

> once generated, you cannot be regenerated

GnomeSlice

Mountain is great

originaluser

That's some zen shit

Chippies

@GnomeSlice well, this one's based off of that game then. You linked it forever ago on IRC, I think

StrixVaria

@GnomeSlice This looks to be a very small subset of what I want to get out of the Universim.

I will just wait for that.

GnomeSlice

idk if anybody saw the movie Her and there's like a video game in it and the guy who made that made this

StrixVaria

17:21

Since I already paid for it :|

GnomeSlice

@StrixVaria I doubt it.

Mountain is basically a pet rock.

It floats there and shit crashes into it from space and it talks to you every now and then

originaluser

Mountain looks cool but I'm not sure I want to buy into it

GnomeSlice

@StrixVaria have you seen their new website?

May 2 at 22:19, by GnomeSlice

The Universim has a real website now

it's sex

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How can I acquire chlorophyte armour?

How can find or make chlorophyte armour in Terraria on PC?

terraria

originaluser

Universim looks really cool

GnomeSlice

17:23

The Universim public prototype

also that

StrixVaria

@GnomeSlice I still don't see a release date on it.

IIRC their original estimate was October 2015.

GnomeSlice

@StrixVaria indiedb.com/games/the-universim/news/…

Tim Stone

@GnomeSlice I still want my t-shirt shakes fist

originaluser

I got my Pillars of Eternity t-shirt, which is all I really wanted out of life anyway

StrixVaria

@GnomeSlice Pre-alpha in summer, alpha in fall.

That doesn't sound like an October 2015 release to me.

GnomeSlice

17:26

alpha release

StrixVaria

Was it alwasy October 2015 for alpha?

It might have been.

In any case, I'm not playing an alpha.

GnomeSlice

Guess you're waiting then

I'm like that too with certain games

still haven't played Distance yet

waiting for it to be done

StrixVaria

> You will receive early alpha and beta access to the game when the builds become available, and the full DRM-free game at release for PC, MAC, or Linux. You will also receive exclusive wallpapers, the soundtrack, and the digitally enhanced game manual in all its textual glory!

Estimated delivery: Oct 2015

They were pretty vague about what version would be delivered.

GnomeSlice

Oh well, they'll still get there

StrixVaria

Yeah hopefully.

GnomeSlice

17:28

Pretty sure they will

they seem on track

and they're obviously putting a lot of work into it

StrixVaria

I'm a little bitter but not because of this specific team.

I'm excited to see The Universim complete.

originaluser

I'm just really skeptical of anything crowdfunded at this point

StrixVaria

Every other kickstarter I backed turned out to be a mistake, though.

originaluser

There have been some success stories but a lot of failures it seems

StrixVaria

I'm done with kickstarter now.

GnomeSlice

17:29

I crowdfunded one game that vanished

And one that was stolen

The rest have turned out okay though, at least so far

Powerlord

So, I'm walking through the elevator lobby with my lunch when I overhear my boss's boss's boss say something like"'Did you just tell me to fuck off?" to someone on the phone.

originaluser

I feel the same about steam early access

GnomeSlice

Full Bore is fantastic

originaluser

I bought spacebase df-9, which double fine just abandoned completely

I guess they gave me some coupons or something as an apology

GnomeSlice

lol

yikes

Powerlord

17:30

@originaluser I had misgivings about that game. I think the only reason I own it now is because it was part of some bundle... probably with their hacking game thingy.

originaluser

I loved the concept, which was basically a more accessible Dwarf Fortress in space

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Should enemies have possibility to hurt other ones?

I'm writing an RPG FPS game :) in 3D. I have 3 types of enemies and one of them shoots when it sees a player. Do you think the bullets should hurt other enemies? Or it will be too easy for player to defeat all of them?

first-person-shooter

StrixVaria

@originaluser Every doublefine game I've ever seen has sounded neat in concept and was executed horribly as a game.

originaluser

but it "wasn't making them enough money" so it got canned

@StrixVaria Yeeeep. I love Psychonauts, but that's a lot of nostalgia

GnomeSlice

Powerlord

17:32

Honestly, wasn't Spacebase DF-9 just a clone of Startopia anyway?

GnomeSlice

moon rift was a bust, the demo was fun but the developer has totally disappeared

Arperum

The only thing I've backed is The Universim.

originaluser

@Powerlord Possibly, I don't know anything about Startopia.

GnomeSlice

also full bore should be on there but I did it trough their website, not kickstarter

Full Bore is awesome

Full Bore Trailer

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originaluser

The only thing I kickstarted was Pillars of Eternity, but I went whole hog on that at the $250 level

Powerlord

17:32

@originaluser It's an older game. It's on GOG now, no idea about anywhere else.

GnomeSlice

Sinking Simulator was the one where some student was working on this silly physics engine and he met this guy that set up a whole project for him on indiegogo to make it into a game without telling the guy

made all these wild claims about the game

and nobody found out until it was like half over

originaluser

I love those crowd funding stories

because they're really funny to read about

but they suck for everyone involved

GnomeSlice

Eh, it's $2

My $15 on Moon Rift was a risk too, I'm not going to give anybody shit about not getting a finished game for it

Private Pansy

Hmmm, I've got 50% OFF Apotheon and 50% OFF I Am Bread Steam coupon

GnomeSlice

Too bad though, the demo was really fun

@PrivatePansy Apotheon is good.

originaluser

17:35

I got Apotheon for free as part of PS+ but I've barely played it. I love the concept though

GnomeSlice

This is the last thing I kickstarted

Kickstarter Retro Game Project - Drift Stage by Super Systems

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and this the one before it

InnerSpace Official Trailer #1

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omg I can't wait for that one

originaluser

Oh I was going to kickstart some Kobe Beef Beef Jerky thing

but it got cancelled

which is probably the best thing for my blood pressure

I love me some jerky but it's like 100% sodium

Powerlord

Last thing I backed was Elsinore.

GnomeSlice

Kung Fury has a sister game on Steam

FranknJohn Early Access Launch Trailer

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Happy to see this still underway after the failed kickstarter

kickstarter.com/projects/378072654/…

omg yes Deadwood got funded

@StrixVaria I forget, have I showed you this yet:

Strength of the SWORD: ULTIMATE

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StrixVaria

17:51

Looks familiar. Is it in early access?

GnomeSlice

No, not out in any state yet.

I'm definitely getting it for PS4 though.

StrixVaria

I plan on getting a PS4 around Christmastime this year.

GnomeSlice

Yes!

StrixVaria

I will be getting MKX, Witcher 3, possibly this game, possibly that rocket whatever game where you play soccer in a giant arena, and the new Kingdom Hearts game.

GnomeSlice

Rocket League

no Bloodborne?

StrixVaria

17:54

Yeah that's it.

GnomeSlice

Also Dark Souls 2 specil edition whatever

StrixVaria

No Bloodborne.

GnomeSlice

=[

StrixVaria

I own DS2 on PC and already don't play it.

GnomeSlice

honestly I don't think bloodborne is as good as dark souls anyway

it's good but I got bored before I even beat it

StrixVaria

17:55

I should go back and play more Bayonetta 2.

That game has pretty deep combat but doesn't have the stuff I didn't like about DS.

GnomeSlice

invasions and shit?

StrixVaria

And horrific penalties for death.

I really don't like replaying the same area over and over once I've figured it out just to try another time at the thing at the end of the area.

In Bayonetta 2 if you die you restart that fight.

I beat the Pursuer in DS2 on my first try and then saved and quit and never played again.

originaluser

@GnomeSlice I like Bloodborne more than Dark Souls, but I think Demon's was the best out of all of them. I can totally understand not liking that style of game, though

MBraedley

ARG! Cross references in a technical document are a godsend - use them!

originaluser

It's a specific style that just feels tiring for me to play, I can usually only play for a bit at a time

badp

18:05

Nexus 7 out of warranty, mic jack unusable. Kinda want to get a Shield but a new model is rumoured for release in "summer". What do?

Plz to advise

@MBraedley why bother when you can just copy paste shit around

(I'm writing one at work while fervently wishing I were using LyX instead)

MBraedley

@badp Do what I did and buy a Surface Pro 3

Private Pansy

Why do you need a tablet for?

badp

@PrivatePansy I have a tablet and a dumbphone

The tablet does everything the dumb phone doesn't and viceversa

Also the dumb phone battery lasts ~1 week

originaluser

I have an iPad Air 2 which I from my work and I love it

but I've been infected with iBola

MBraedley

@badp This whole doc (and some accompanying docs) have had me really frustrated this week.

badp

18:08

I'm not considering anything other than the stockest of Androids

MBraedley

I have my Surface Pro 3 so that I don't have to get an actual laptop.

badp

or anything larger than 7"

Private Pansy

Ah, okay. I just use a really big phone

MBraedley

@badp I read that the wrong way and thought you didn't want stock Android

badp

Absolutely zero interest in a Nexus 9

@PrivatePansy it feels super stupid to place calls through Hangouts on this thing

100% size problem

Private Pansy

18:09

The tablet?

badp

Yeah

Private Pansy

I'd imagine so, but eh

You could combine your phone and tablet into a big phone, but it doesn't quite work that way

badp

Also I use the phone so very little

ANYWAY I was considering Bluetooth headphones as a workaround

er, Bluetooth earplugs

Private Pansy

Headset is the word you're looking for

badp

But I dunno if they even are things that exist and I don't really care for having more shit to recharge on a nightly basis

It needs to plug into my ears

Not cover them

and they are not commuter friendly

I hate those things

(Out of order message warning)

MBraedley

18:14

@badp I demand TCP for text communication, not UDP

StrixVaria

@badp I would like a new 7" stock Android device.

I have headphones that are commuter friendly and cover the ears, not go inside.

MBraedley

store.google.com doesn't work properly over the work firewall :(

StrixVaria

I hate earbuds, though.

badp

@StrixVaria the Shield had lollipop in December, Nexus 7 i n February

Neither is getting M dev preview anyway

@MBraedley am using TCP

StrixVaria

@badp Yeah I remember my Nexus 7 updating around then.

I had had lollipop on my phone for a long time by then; it was overdue.

MBraedley

18:16

earbuds >> earphones, in terms of listening quality

StrixVaria

@MBraedley I have found the utter opposite to be true.

MBraedley

@StrixVaria earphones != headphones

StrixVaria

I don't know what earphones are then.

badp

StrixVaria

I just assumed that was some Canada slang for headphones.

badp

18:18

Trains are nice but they aren't quiet

StrixVaria

It's probably that loud if you're moving between cars on my commuter train, but not inside the car.

badp

This morning also we had a bunch of people chatting very loudly with mobile phones putting out music at top volume

MBraedley

@StrixVaria On ear headphones, instead of over ear headphones.

badp

Meanwhile the person across the car is playing Bejewelled without earplugs

I can hear the "awesome" comments from here.

The second alternative is using my older tablet for sound playback purposes

I just will look like a dolt who travels with TWO GODDAMN TABLETS

StrixVaria

@badp Dual wield.

badp

18:28

I could alternatively borrow my mother's unused iPod but that'd mean dealing with the unending misery of iTunes

(Also I'd get no mileage out of my Play Music sub)

Oh my god is she ever going to run out of lives or something

Please stop playing

Yuuki

@MBraedley Oh, I friggin' hate on-ear headphones.

Uncomfortable as f--k.

badp

This sounds like I'm in a goddamn casino

where all the machines dispense nothing but misery

...so a regular kind of casino

James

store.steampowered.com/app/357670

That is all

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Q: Is there any reason to limit my FPS?

I recently built a new computer. It's not mind-blowingly amazing but it's pretty solid, and I can play any game in my Steam library on it. I've been messing around with graphics settings in Borderlands 2. Right now, I have everything on high, with the FPS set at unlimited. The FPS-counter wildly ...

framerate

StrixVaria

18:45

Here's a new thing for 10kers

If you're not a 10ker, too bad.

originaluser

Someday...

Unionhawk

Fancy

Wow at some of those custom off topics

Just what in the hell

Rapitor

wellp

StrixVaria

We really need to get that new close reason in there.

That's what I've learned from looking at this page.

Unionhawk

Yes, well

That is a thing

But also shit like this:

> I'm voting to close this question as off-topic because stuff

originaluser

18:49

@Rapitor Aw :(

Rapitor

I'm more surprised it doesn't have like a timeout reboot failsafe kind of thing.

originaluser

I don't know what the initial plan was, but that would probably be prohibitive as it gets further out

SaintWacko

@StrixVaria Hm, interesting!

originaluser

It seems like a major oversight to not have some sort of backup in place, though

Hah, apparently New Horizon's main chip is the same one that the PS1 used

badp

This is now a webpage that exists (10k required)

3

Rapitor

18:58

@originaluser this first round is just to orbit earth for a few months collecting data

originaluser

@Rapitor Ah, that makes more sense. Hopefully it can get reset somehow, either by spacewalk or by cosmic ray

Rapitor

James Landino - High Above The Land (Shovel Knight Remix) - GameChops

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@GnomeSlice

add this to your radiostation setlist ;)

MBraedley

19:19

Twitter decided to let me know that there's a #Beluga in and around Halifax harbour. Seriously, #Beluga is now trending in Canada.

Unionhawk

arg why are you 404ing

work with me program

goddamn you

murgatroid99

@badp Apparently almost all of our custom close reasons are for modded minecraft crashes

user4704

@badp It doesn't format very well does it? :|

djsmiley2k

lh3.googleusercontent.com/…

Mah new avatar, cept. I can't set it ?:/

Lol didn't see the save button all the way down there.

user15026

I get to start on the phones soon. I feel like I might throw up.

user15026

19:34

It's dumb, I did this all the time with my old job, but this is new and thus I am scared all over again.

user15026

(and I don't feel like I know enough to be useful, but my boss seems to think I do, so we'll see)

MBraedley

@AshleyNunn What's your new job again?

badp

@AshleyNunn if anybody here can do this super hard job, it's you!

I would probably set the company record for fastest hire-to-fire time

Jason Berkan

@badp You could just curse everyone out in Italian. Some would probably even think it was romantic.

murgatroid99

@AshleyNunn Just remember this: people with more experience than you are probably better than you are at judging how useful you will be.

Lazers 2.0

19:44

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Q: Reorganizing Item / Materia / Summon Arrangement on Battle Menu in Final Fantasy 7

So, in Final Fantasy VII (on PC), most characters have a huge amount of blank space when you bring up their menus in battle. This means that even if your character only has one summons materia, you have to scroll all the way down the character's menu to find that option, then select it. This ta...

final-fantasy-7

originaluser

@AshleyNunn There's always a learning curve, and try not to let the impostor effect get you down! Everyone feels like this at times

GnomeSlice

@Rapitor I love gamechops

badp

HOW DO YOU GET OFF THIS PLANE

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS FIRST LEVEL

Unionhawk

It was probably the turtle

Tim Stone

@badp Where are you stuck at?

badp

19:58

Timed event

Figure it out in 10 seconds or you die

Unionhawk

RIP

originaluser

Hm. I remember that part sucking

Tim Stone

You can't go straight and down?

originaluser

I don't remember what I did though

badp

@TimStone You can't crouch that down

also you take constant damage both at the front and at the back of this tight corridor

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