The Bridge

Rapitor

18:00

i don't think i've ever considered water soft and cuddly...

Yuuki

Eurgh, teacher evaluations.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Ultima 6: How to steal the magic armor in Trinsic

In Brandon the armorers store in Trinsic in Ultima 6 there is a set of magic armor behind a portcullis. Does anyone know how to open the portcullis?

ultima-6

Yuuki

... can I just not fill them out?

Chippies

@James a clean shot can cause much less damage than a baseball, depending on where you get hit

James

Water is just like the weirdest liquid we have :)

@Chippies Original topic was thick glass/plastic stopping a baseball was harder than stopping a bullet... which its not.

Chippies

18:01

if a bullet goes through you, you only get so much of the force transfered to your body, whereas you'll take all of the force from baseball, which could easily explode your organs

James

But yeah, as everyone else says.. I would much rather just not get hit with either.

Chippies

@James well, that's true, I wasn't really reading all the way up :P

I should be getting ready to leave and I'm procrastinating...

wife's gonna be home any minute and she'll be mad that I'm not ready :D

James

@Chippies I should be evaluating this coding test :D

Powerlord

Unionhawk

Goddammit GDQ

Brian

18:08

Just saw an "answer" in the SO review queue that was really a comment posted as an answer...from a user with more than 80k rep. O.o

Unionhawk

Was it real or a test?

Brian

@Unionhawk It was real

Unionhawk

Wow

What

user146722

What do we do now that CS:S has been succeeded by CS:GO?

MBraedley

@SelflessPsychopath homophobic slurs are not welcome here at all!

Brian

18:12

@SelflessPsychopath Not care because we're busy playing Super Smash Bros? :P

user146722

@MBraedley I never implied that anything was bad.

user146722

@Brian :(

MBraedley

@SelflessPsychopath keep it in mind for the future though.

Flyk

surprised that didn't result in a ban

Rapitor

@SelflessPsychopath not care because both games are meh.

Unionhawk

18:15

Oh god hides

Batophobia

You play the one you want?

Flyk

@Unionhawk I saw the message, there's no fire

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: lost weapons when starting a new game

Hi I have played all characters and decided to replay Jake but I accidentally started a new game instead of pressing continue and I have lost all weapons and ammo, they are still showing in the stats section. Is there any way to get them back? Thanks

resident-evil-6

Brian

@Flyk To be fair, he didn't say there was anything wrong with it.

Yuuki

@Flyk I invalidated after it was edited.

GnomeSlice

18:16

I have like a cracked raw spot on my finger right where I wipe my nose so every rind I do that it hurts and I get snot in my bloodstream

Yuuki

@GnomeSlice Snot in your bloodstream sounds lethal.

Rapitor

Flyk

@GnomeSlice eugh... attractive. You stay classy @GnomeSlice

3

GnomeSlice

Thanks bra

MBraedley

@GnomeSlice not sure if that's intentionally or just @phoneslice

Flyk

18:18

@GnomeSlice no problem shorts

GnomeSlice

I'm probably talker than you

Taller

Oh I get it nevernind

Brah*

user146722

Talker was accurate

Flyk

If you're that tall, it wouldn't have passed straight over your head.

GnomeSlice

Hue

user146722

@GnomeSlice Holds 7% of this channels' conversation, while @Flyk only comes in at around 4%

Flyk

18:19

@SelflessPsychopath Flyk has been inactive for two years

It's barely a comparison

user146722

Don't ban me, I love you

Flyk

I can't ban you and wouldn't if I could

user146722

My humor doesn't really go over well with... people

MBraedley

I need more @phoneslice and @Flyk to lighten my workday. I should flag stuff more often.

GnomeSlice

This accutane stuff dries the shit out of my skin my hands look like I have leprosy

Flyk

18:21

why do you have shit in your skin?

Unionhawk

@GnomeSlice Oh yeah it does but goddamn it works

Batophobia

Bridge drama levels dangerously low

2

user146722

Are you sure you don't just have leprosy, and are making delusional excuses to comfort yourself? @GnomeSlice

imafancyman

hi

Brian

@Batophobia Only because you haven't been paying attention.

imafancyman

18:21

again

Brian

@imafancyman Hello

Batophobia

@Brian Most likely, my main concern now is lunch

GnomeSlice

Idk I've wen on the stuff for like 3 moths now and it's sill pretty bad

imafancyman

sup

GnomeSlice

An now I also have leprosy

Batophobia

18:22

I'd rather have leprosy than bloodboner

GnomeSlice

@imafancyman welcome

imafancyman

sup

@Batophobia wtf is that

GnomeSlice

Autocorrect for bloodborne

Yuuki

@Batophobia I dunno, at least bloodboner seems like it could be hidden from other people.

Batophobia

Apr 15 at 17:00, by Sterno

I still blame @GnomeSlice for me being unable to see anything but the words "Bloodboner" on the screen whenever I die in Bloodborne

GnomeSlice

18:23

Ow ducking tell

Rapitor

um...

GnomeSlice

My finger document hurts

4

imafancyman

um

GnomeSlice

I Gould have left the bandaid on

imafancyman

so confused

Flyk

18:24

@imafancyman would "bloodboner" not just be "an erection" ?

GnomeSlice

I'm typing on my phone

Batophobia

@imafancyman Welcome to the Bridge

GnomeSlice

^

Blood is literally what causes boners in the first place

Flyk

@GnomeSlice why would your phone even know the word "boner"?

GnomeSlice

Don't ask

imafancyman

18:24

omg

Yuuki

@Flyk This is @GnomeSlice.

Flyk

I literally just did

Rapitor

@Flyk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

imafancyman

@Rapitor that's great

GnomeSlice

Same way it knows 'fuct' presumably

Flyk

18:25

@GnomeSlice Duck?

imafancyman

?

GnomeSlice

Fuct

Like 'that's fuct'

imafancyman

Like "fuct"?

Not mispelled f***?

Rapitor

fucked->fuct

imafancyman

That's wonderful.

GnomeSlice

18:25

^

Yuuki

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Rapitor

you save 2 whole letters

Flyk

what on earth do you do with your phone?

GnomeSlice

Yep

Flyk

IGNORE THAT - I don't want to know.

imafancyman

18:26

Just like typing Nite instead of Night

like

Why?

GnomeSlice

Text about boners apparently

imafancyman

Pm

Flyk

anyway

Rapitor

@Yuuki that one is perfect for "idgaf"

imafancyman

i'm listening to hella rad music

Flyk

18:26

ttyl o/

GnomeSlice

Speaking of boners, I was gonna ask that girl out to a movie tonight

Brian

attempts to join conversation without saying something inappropriate and gives up

imafancyman

lol

GnomeSlice

But I'm kinda getting the feeling she's not as into me as I first thought

Rapitor

@Brian as long as you say inb4 flag it's all good.

GnomeSlice

18:27

Coil just by my stupid brain over thinking everything though

imafancyman

how do you do the thing again?

Where it says something

but it is a link

GnomeSlice

Lots of new people in the fridge today

imafancyman

in the fridge

Rapitor

@imafancyman [message](url)

Brian

Haha, smooth autocorrect

GnomeSlice

18:28

[thing](link)

imafancyman

Cool music

I am listening to hella rad music

Powerlord

[thing](zelda)

Rapitor

he come to town

imafancyman

thanks @Rapitor and @GnomeSlice and @Powerlord

GnomeSlice

Pretty much the only thing I remember about terrarium is the music

MBraedley

18:29

@GnomeSlice Maybe you shouldn't be playing with your phone while on break at work...

Unionhawk

GnomeSlice

Terrarium

Brian

Haha, @GnomeSlice's icon being on top of @Ktash's icon looks hilarious.

GnomeSlice

Go donut

2

FUCK

imafancyman

lol

same

GnomeSlice

18:29

I'm not at work I'm at the bus stop waiting for my transfer

Brian

@Unionhawk What is that from?

GnomeSlice

Done for today

Unionhawk

Borderlands 2

imafancyman

Thought so

I wish I could go on plug.dj but my work's wifi blocks it

it doesn't block this s***hole however

GnomeSlice

Have I told you guys how amazing kartmaze is lately

Brian

18:30

MBraedley

@Brian Dear god, a @GnomeSlice - @Ktash baby

3

Rapitor

@imafancyman try using https instead of http, works for my work filter

GnomeSlice

soundcloud.com/ubiktune/kartmaze-lighthouse-pt-iv-the-reef

imafancyman

more fucking terraria music

@Rapitor nope... It says it won't connect with "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED" below it

GnomeSlice

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one in here who listens to music not from a game

But also music from a game

imafancyman

18:32

no

I do to

*too

GnomeSlice

Haha

imafancyman

but mostly it's just vg music

Yuuki

@Brian And I'll form the head!

imafancyman

I love Terraria's music last one I promise

Brian

@Yuuki But @GnomeSlice is the head. You could be the feet.

GnomeSlice

18:33

SUNGLASSES KID - FEEL IT

►

Yuuki

@Brian Eh, I'd be the mid-season weapon upgrade.

imafancyman

lol

Brian

This reminds me, I need to update my gravatar some time.

imafancyman

gravatar?

Brian

Then none of you will know who I am because of my common username

Yuuki

18:35

@Brian You should go with either legs, pants, or shorts.

imafancyman

ye

GnomeSlice

Should I just go home and play density or should I text this girl about going out server

Somewhere

Density

Brian

@GnomeSlice Yes

GnomeSlice

Ugh hostage

Whatever Jesus chest

imafancyman

WHat game?

Destiny?

GnomeSlice

18:36

Destiny

imafancyman

Oh

I play that

what do you play on?

GnomeSlice

Ps4, I bought one recently

imafancyman

I play on PS3

It's fun

Bout to link some sweet tunes

I promise they're not horrible

I can't promise they're not from a game

GnomeSlice

If I were at my pc I would wreck you at this game

This post music game

imafancyman

I'm obviously on a laptop

Lazers 2.0

18:40

1

Q: Playstation 4 share screenshot on facebook

Is there any way for uploading to Facebook screenshots that are save on my PS4? I mean, those that I didn´t share at the moment of taking them. If so, how do you do it?

ps4 facebook

imafancyman

Hm

Can PS4s plug in SD cards?

GnomeSlice

Same thing

Uh... I think so?

imafancyman

?

GnomeSlice

Same thug was referring to your laptop statement

imafancyman

oh

GnomeSlice

18:42

Sorry, can't do replies on mobile

imafancyman

[PLEASE WATCH THIS](youtube.com/watch?v=yWM519a1goQ)

woops

[Please watch this](youtube.com/watch?v=yWM519a1goQ)

why

ughhh

youtube.com/watch?v=yWM519a1goQ

GnomeSlice

You need the http

Unionhawk

http

imafancyman

Woops lol

^

it's great

GnomeSlice

That filename

imafancyman

18:44

lol

it's soooooo funny

Yuuki

GnomeSlice

DANCE WITH THE DEAD - Thrasher

►

imafancyman

turn on captions for fun

GnomeSlice

Now we are cooking with ass

10

Gas god doesn't

2

imafancyman

hehehehehe

GnomeSlice

18:46

Why does my phone try to stretch to curses hen I don't eat them and to other shot when I do

imafancyman

lol

Rapitor

@GnomeSlice hey.

GnomeSlice

Hi

imafancyman

gtg

GnomeSlice

Peace

@Rapitor sup?

Rapitor

18:50

the message i replied to lol. I don't listen to much game music

GnomeSlice

Oh I can't tell what you replied to

Oh I think I know the one though

Rapitor

oh.

GnomeSlice

Haha yea

I know re one you mean now though

Dammit girl is working till 9

Bj wired angle code

2

Yuuki

Skyrim's gone beyond ridiculous.

GnomeSlice

I can't even type gibberish ok this ducking phone

Jsusuebeidygvsjgveovsnsgbe

Grace Note

18:53

Yuuki

@GraceNote Flying Slakoth!

GnomeSlice

What an i watching

Grace Note

@GnomeSlice In these kinds of things I can usually assume "shenanigans" and I'll usually be right.

Rapitor

@Yuuki Bethesda isn't even going to make an ES 6 at this point.

GnomeSlice

@GraceNote not sure what you're replying to their

There

Yuuki

18:55

@GraceNote That is Slakoth, right?

Grace Note

@Yuuki Yes

@GnomeSlice Regardless of what you're referring to, I'll still usually be right about shenanigans.

GnomeSlice

I don't understand what you're tying to tell me

Ducking mobile cost

Chat

Unionhawk

If a question is posed to the bridge or about the bridge, the answer is shenanigans

Brian

@GnomeSlice So ask her if she wants to get dinner at 9:30

GnomeSlice

Whatever

She's gonna wanna just go home

Brian

18:58

@GnomeSlice Unless she hasn't eaten yet

Although I say that as a big fan of food

user15026

@GnomeSlice You don't know until you ask.

user15026

@Brian I was thinking the same thing, and I am also a big fan of food ;)

Grace Note

@GnomeSlice Oh, right, you can't see because mobile - you asked 'What am I watching', that was in response to that.

GnomeSlice

"I'm working till 9 then going home to sleep" is what she said when I asked about her evening plans

Rapitor

@GnomeSlice if you say something like "without food?" that might show you have concern. + points probably

Yuuki

19:00

gfycat.com/AchingAdeptEyelashpitviper

Rapitor

my best relationship skills is throw fireflies at her until she loves me, THANKS STORY OF SEASONS.

GnomeSlice

Whatever there's no rush

Unionhawk

Yes.

GnomeSlice

I don't want to come off as desperate

Unionhawk

Also yes.

user15026

19:01

@Rapitor Replace fireflies with butterflies, and yep, I understand your method.

GnomeSlice

Rule 1 and all that

Rapitor

@GnomeSlice i don't think it's desperate if you are asking if they are going straight to bed without food.

you aren't asking her to eat with you, just to eat. eating with you is next step. probably

GnomeSlice

If she doesn't make time she's prob not that interested after all so after like a few weeks we'll see how it's gone I guess

Getting off the bus

Aught it's raining

Brian

@GnomeSlice How did you not know that if you were on a bus?

Rapitor

@Brian face->screen = no awareness

Yuuki

19:03

@AshleyNunn This is me.

Brian

Haha

GnomeSlice

Wtf it's hailing out there

user15026

@Yuuki I dunno, I like butterflies, so I figure it's not a bad plan

GnomeSlice

Like legit bouncy ice shit

Rapitor

@GnomeSlice should probably stay sheltered until the hail passes, that stuff hurts

GnomeSlice

19:05

I'm home already

Bus stop is really close to my place

Rapitor

oh, well then.

GnomeSlice

Guess I'm not grilling tho

Bloodborne remixes

Well, just the one so far.

alex roe is awesome though

Rapitor

Shawn Wasabi - Marble Soda (live mashup)

►

user146722

I smell weeabo

Yuuki

Did you buy that thing? Actually, you don't own it.

user15026

19:18

@Yuuki adds this to the list of reasons why John Deere is blergh

GnomeSlice

@Yuuki Is this about Steam

Yuuki

If John Deere wins, I'm sure it could be extended.

Powerlord

I know its been a while since I used JPA, but does it REALLY still not have a "fetch all records of this type" function?

So, it knows how to do INSERT, UPDATE, and DELETE but not SELECT. Charming.

Rapitor

@Powerlord isnt... SELECT the most basic requirement.

Powerlord

@Rapitor Yes.

Apparently it is possible if I use a CriteriaBuilder, but shouldn't there just be a .getAll method?

Yuuki

19:25

I 'unno, I would think INSERT is the most basic requirement for a database.

Powerlord

I don't want to write raw SQL because it kinda defeats the point of having an ORM

Yuuki

Is it really a database if you can't store data?

Powerlord

I vaguely remember using CriteriaBuilder before in a project, but that turned out not to work because the project was only JPA1 and CriteriaBuilder is JPA2

Rapitor

@Yuuki is it there if you can't see it?

murgatroid99

@Powerlord In what sense is it an ORM, if it doesn't allow you to access the data?

Ktash

19:36

OMG I just found the jackpot of Disney Channel Movies :O

Powerlord

@murgatroid99 ...and yet it's the standard J2EE ORM.

Literally "The Standard". It's what Hibernate, TopLink, etc... implement.

To run a query SELECT * FROM projects while reading the table name from my projects class takes no less than 5 method calls to set up, then one more to execute.

In an environment where INSERT, UPDATE, or DELETE take a single method call.

Rapitor

Have a distraction from all that messiness.

GodEmperorDune

@Rapitor yay for black pugs

Unionhawk

19:56

http://t.co/CXpVp6kJjC

Tweeted by GDQ_submissions on April 21, 2015 at 6:48 PM

Mad Scientist

It seems that Pillars of Eternity combat isn't quite balanced, Gaze of Adragan is just outright broken. It turned a fight that just wiped my entire party without anything I could do about it into a few seconds until the hardest enemy in the game was dead.

GodEmperorDune

@MadScientist it is a level 6 wizard spell

Mad Scientist

@GodEmperorDune Even those shoudn't be an "I win" button against any enemy in the game

Though the enemy I used it on is just a really cheap and broken boss, there is no way to defeat the Adra dragon without exploiting the combat system

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