The Bridge

Arperum

11:01

It's over! Starts up newly acquired Battle Beast CD

Kevin van der Velden

11:13

Hey @OrigamiRobot, I'm gonna be evil and link you to an affordable 3d printer: kickstarter.com/projects/tiko3d/tiko-the-unibody-3d-printer/…

Oh I just heard from the person I heard it from that he heard it from you

NEVERMIND

Wipqozn

11:30

Also, started summer 1 in SoS last night

Got to Summer 3 before work today, which is the first day a vendor shows up.

My favourite part about season changes is that the music changes

5pike

The game will open up more now.

user15026

@frank noticed that Kairosoft has a game in Japanese that's about running a ramen shop. I really hope it gets an English release.

user15026

@wipqozn I got to summer last night too! I forgot the music changes with the seasons. I like the summer music.

GnomeSlice

I ANSI Rita's wire day

Kevin van der Velden

Uhhuh

GnomeSlice

11:40

Oops

Kevin van der Velden

I'm not even gonna pretend that made sense

GnomeSlice

I am so tires today

Tires

Kevin van der Velden

Aaaaah

More sense!

GnomeSlice

Tirade

Kevin van der Velden

Also I'm assuming tired

GnomeSlice

11:40

God giant

2

Kevin van der Velden

You know, it does show you what you typed before you press the button

GnomeSlice

Yes

Yes but proofreading is for closets

5

Clowns

I'm in a real good mood though so that's dorm room

Kevin van der Velden

Uhhuh?

GnomeSlice

I don't have my headphones though... I left them at my other work

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice: Suggestion for your next date: Type everything you plan to say to her in your phone, and then just say whatever it is your phone types out.

3

GnomeSlice

11:45

Need my dad to fix them aha jab anyway the plug is fuct again

That would be a fun way to have a converse ton

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice conversation?

GnomeSlice

Yes

Destiny

Also does anybody here play desktop

Arperum

@GnomeSlice AT the very least it would be hilarious.

Wipqozn

@Arperum Yes.

GnomeSlice

I've kind switched to destiny over mood borne right now

I can see it getting pretty boring eventually though

Wipqozn

11:47

@GnomeSlice Did you type out your correction before the message?

GnomeSlice

No?

Did it send that way

That's weird

Kevin van der Velden

@GnomeSlice do I play desktop? Is that a game? :o

GnomeSlice

Destiny bruh

Arperum

GnomeSlice

Weird, they're not in that order on my phone

Kevin van der Velden

11:49

Well, your phone has been demonstrated to be dumb

GnomeSlice

Lemme try something

A

Arperum

@KevinvanderVelden Nah, it's funky.

GnomeSlice

S

D

F

Arperum

Nope, asdf.

GnomeSlice

Weird

Maybe I web through a cell hole

Went

Arperum

11:50

The weird part is that the transcript also has the weird order.

GnomeSlice

Probably just a delay in upload or something

I took a SCREENCAP but I don't want to switch to full site to post it

Wipqozn

Today's Listening is the Hunchback of Notre Dame OST

GnomeSlice

Apparent SCREENCAP autocorrects to all caps even if I type it correctly

Arperum

@GnomeSlice Wait, you don't shout SCREENCAP every time you use the word? Maybe that's why people keep staring at me.

GnomeSlice

SCREENCAP

That's so weird

Lmao reading if ad a shirt is funny

Shout

Wipqozn

11:53

@Arperum nah, @GnomeSlice is the weird one

@AshleyNunn Yeah, I really like the summer music.

Arperum

@Wipqozn We've established that I am "a weird" according to @KevinvanderVelden. Whatever that is.

Wipqozn

@Arperum Aren't you and @KevinvanderVelden the same person?

Kevin van der Velden

@Wipqozn Only in @OrigamiRobot's twisted imagination

Arperum

@Wipqozn I'm pretty sure I'm not him. I'm way more handsome. Plus I don't have a horrible Dutch accent.

Wipqozn

@Arperum Nah, I think you're the same person

Kevin van der Velden

11:55

@Arperum also you're a giant fan

Wipqozn

I think we'd know better than you

Kevin van der Velden

Also I met him in real life and the universe didn't explode so

Wipqozn

Seriously, listen to the notre dame OST

Kevin van der Velden

No, listening to blackmore's night

Wipqozn

Notre Dame is one of the best disney movies

It has the best music of all disney movies

@KevinvanderVelden Not sure what that is

5pike

11:57

@Wipqozn It's also a pretty impressive cathedral.

Wipqozn

@5pike Yes

Kevin van der Velden

Blackmore's Night - Ivory Tower

►

Arperum

Wipqozn

hm, if I name an animal after @Arperum I'll need to name it @Arp. Or @Rum.

Kevin van der Velden

@Arperum yes, my hair is way shorter

Rapitor

11:58

@AshleyNunn after you get the kitchen traders will start selling recipes.

Wipqozn

@KevinvanderVelden would be Kevin

@Rapitor would be Raptor.

OH RIGHT

I named my horse @Sterno.

Kevin van der Velden

@Wipqozn Kevni? xp

Wipqozn

@KevinvanderVelden no sshhhh

#alwayswait2minutes

Arperum

@KevinvanderVelden Dammit!

Kevin van der Velden

@Wipqozn naah

Arperum

11:59

8 secs ago, by Wipqozn

#alwayswait2minutes

Kevin van der Velden

Not if it's about my name!

Wipqozn

@Arperum HAHAHAHH TOO SLOW

5pike

@Wipqozn @Arp sounds fine.

Arperum

@Wipqozn It's a gift.

Wipqozn

I take @Sterno for a ride everyday, right after I give @Frank a bath.

5

Arperum

12:00

@Wipqozn There are places on the internet where people adres me as Arp.

Kevin van der Velden

Why are people falling for the obvious starbait?

Wipqozn

@KevinvanderVelden nooo sssshhh

This is secretly the primary reason I named my animals after bridge people.

Kevin van der Velden

@Wipqozn secretly? You are terrible at secrets turtle

Wipqozn

@KevinvanderVelden I'm really good at secrets.

Kevin van der Velden

Also, did you listen to the blackmore's night I send yet? D:

Wipqozn

12:02

@KevinvanderVelden No

Kevin van der Velden

Do it!

Wipqozn

I only listen to music suggested to me by @GnomeSlice

Kevin van der Velden

It is good music and you might like it

Wipqozn

Fine. FINE

FIIIII - oh, I like the start

hm, I like it so far

1 minute in

GnomeSlice

No you don't

Which animal am I

Kevin van der Velden

12:06

@Wipqozn I linked that one for a reason =p. They've got a wide variety of music though

fredley

@GnomeSlice Pony

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice I haven't named an animal after you yet.

However I just decided you'll be a sheep

fredley

I named my pony FlutterSlice

GnomeSlice

Meh

Meeeheheheheh

Wipqozn

OH NO

Sepia Lazers

12:07

1

Q: Merging DirectX tags

I stumbled across this while trying to assign a DirectX tag to Trying to Play an Old Game, will Installing Old Direct X Affect Anything?, which is about DirectX in general, as well as DirectX 6 in particular. There are currently three tags regarding Direct X: directx-9, directx-10 and directx-11...

Wipqozn

when I get a pet, I'll name it after @GnomeSlice.

GnomeSlice

That's a terrible pet name

Kevin van der Velden

@Gnome? That seems relatively decent

GnomeSlice

I need to make up profiles for you guys in deadnaut so I can watch you bicker and eventually die

fredley

Meanwhile, scientists pull fingers in MRI machine to work out what makes the sound

GnomeSlice

12:10

@fredley I thought people already knew that

Kevin van der Velden

From reading it this seems to be a confirmation of the hypothesis

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice Holy shit that's morbid

GnomeSlice

Well now I just feel bad

deadnaut.com

I've never made it further than the second mission in that game

Martin Sojka

@fredley Good. So I can continue annoying the hell out of my coworkers without worrying about my joints.

Sterno

@Wipqozn @GnomeSlice I finally killed Vicar Amelia, who somehow became really easy once the fight clicked for me

Then one-shotted the witches who were ridiculously easy

Now I'm in the forbidden forest or whatever

GnomeSlice

12:17

Some of my tics involve cracking knuckles so im glad it doesn't do permanent damage

You oneshotted the witches??

The actual witches or the entire they summon

Rnemies*

Enemies**

Sterno

I hate when people say "why the downvotes?" and then if they get an answer, argue about it

Which is pretty much everyone who says "why the downvotes?"

fredley

If you're asking "Why the downvotes?", it's already too late

Wipqozn

@Sterno Yeah, the witches are really easy.

Kevin van der Velden

@Sterno "I am a special snowflake and my questions (it is almost never answers) should only be upvoted and praised!"

GnomeSlice

Finding the witches is the hard part

Sterno

12:20

@GnomeSlice both

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice NOt really. you just run around the room.

Sterno

When I mean one-shotted, I mean got them down first try. Not in a single hit

GnomeSlice

I have never seen anybody oneshot the witches and I've done a lot of summons there

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice He's using the word wrong

Sterno

The witches required 3-4 shots

GnomeSlice

12:21

Also that fight is broken in multiplayer

Sterno

I like how they stand there for a charged attack

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice Well, yes

Sterno

Multiplayer is ez mode

GnomeSlice

The summon can't see the witch unless the host is nearby

Wipqozn

The only difficult part about the fightis that if you get hit by one of those statis orbs there's a good chance your fucked

GnomeSlice

12:21

So he's like useless

Wipqozn

A partner completely negates that

Sterno

I don't even know what the orbs you're talking about are so I guess I didn't get hit

I was usually beating the shit out of the witches as they were appearing

Wipqozn

@Sterno They shoot these white balls at you if you're far enough away from them. The balls make you immobile for about 10 seconds.

GnomeSlice

@Sterno good luck with the forbidden forest, that place is fuct

Wipqozn

@Sterno I usually dealt with the summons first.

GnomeSlice

12:23

It's not 10 seconds

Sterno

@Wipqozn Me too, but it seemed like the witches weren't ever around when the summons were

Wipqozn

@Sterno Might have depended on how much insight you have

GnomeSlice

The witches are always there you his have toget close to see them

Sterno

Maybe. I only had about 10

Wipqozn

@Sterno: Did her summons appear throughout the area before you fought her?

GnomeSlice

12:24

Also when I beat that fight they summoned like 2 minions and then nothing else happened for the rest of the fight

Sterno

@GnomeSlice Really? I'd occasionally see glowing red lights and just go to those and hit the witches

GnomeSlice

It was dumb

Sterno

@Wipqozn Yeah. One at a time at first, then eventually 2 or 3 at a time

GnomeSlice

Yeah if you don't find a witch for a while a glowing light shows up

Wipqozn

@Sterno No,as in places outside the boss room

GnomeSlice

12:25

I think it's when she raises a minion

I yiu just run around the edge of he map you can find them faster

Sterno

@Wipqozn Nope

Wipqozn

I'm assuming no, though, if you misundrstood my question

GnomeSlice

I gotta go punch in

Wipqozn

@Sterno IF your insight is high enough there's afew locations where they will appear throughout the village. It's possible that she also summons more of them / faster if you have high enough insight for that.

Sterno

The game seems to give you no incentive to have high insight.

Unless you like pain, I guess.

So I just spend mine on gear

Wipqozn

12:27

@Sterno The only reason to have high insight is so you can see these giant invisible things that hang out on buildings, but I think you eventually see them after progressing far enough in the story

I always had high insight because I was too lazy to spend it

Sterno

I did go to this one spot where a giant ghost hand picked me up and killed me

That was good times

Wipqozn

@Sterno Yeah, those are the giant invisible things

Sterno

I'm also not sure how my guy knew "fear the old blood" or whatever was the password

I mean, I know a dude said it in the cutscene. But he said lots of things. I don't know why that stood out as a password

Sepia Lazers

0

Q: Q&A searching option

Just a quick questions: Why can we not search just for questions or just for answers? Will this be a future option? I think it may be useful for people, especially when they are looking for specific searches.

feature-request questions

TZHX

@SepiaLazers you can, can't you?

Kevin van der Velden

12:42

Yes, it has been answered =p

LessPop_MoreFizz

I R Fast @ Meta.

fredley

@LessPop_MoreFizz The pings help

Kevin van der Velden

Uhhuh

I ninja-ish-ed your edit though!

LessPop_MoreFizz

@fredley mobile app + push notifications.

@KevinvanderVelden no link, doesn't count.

Kevin van der Velden

Totally does

Lazers

12:45

1

Q: In Far Cry 4, how do I spot alarm boxes in hostile outposts?

So yesterday I played some more FC4 and tried to capture an outpost without being spotted. I almost succeeded but there was one enemy I didn't spot, who saw me and called reinforcements. I retried it after I took over the camp forcefully. On retrying the same outpost a few times I finally spott...

far-cry-4

0

Q: Is there a way to see the cost index of facilities out of game?

Is there a way to see the cost index of facilities out of game? I can't find any reference to it in the API documentation and I can't find a tab for it in EVEMon.

eve-online

Wipqozn

I wonder if we can get @Sterno to buy ~~Harvest Moon~~ Story of Seasons.

Rapitor

@Wipqozn probably not, he didn't even get far in mh4u and that's far less repetitive

Wipqozn

@Rapitor You seem to misunderstood the reason behind getting him to buy it.

Rapitor

to not play it

Wipqozn

Yes.

@Sterno is the best person at not playing games.

Rapitor

12:53

neat. if you google Find my phone it will pinpoint it for you (provided you have android and are logged in properly)

Wipqozn

cc @Frank

fredley

@Wipqozn ಠ_ಠ

Wipqozn

@fredley You're basically the same person.

Sterno

@Wipqozn Nope. Sounds boring as hell.

Sounds boring to even NOT play

@Rapitor Hey, I got pretty far!

Wipqozn

@Sterno I know it does, but it's actually like crck.

@Sterno You actually did do pretty well.

You didn't hit high rank, but you got pretty far in low rank.

Sterno

12:59

And honestly I stopped playing MH4U because it got boring

It felt more like grind than challenge.

Rapitor

yeah, the "challenge" part of the game doesn't really come until late high rank or G.

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice: Suggestion for your next date: Type everything you plan to say to her in your phone, and then just say whatever it is your phone types.

someone star that for science

3

Kevin van der Velden

Okay?

Rapitor

he just wanted stars

Wipqozn

Nope. Didn't do what I hoped.

Kevin van der Velden

13:01

It didn't truncate it

Wipqozn

I was hoping it would be long enough so thatit would add "...", but all it would be removing was "."

Kevin van der Velden

Like the other starred message?

Wipqozn

@KevinvanderVelden Yeah, except the other one removed "out."

Kevin van der Velden

Ah

Sterno

I suspect that if he says "I like to lay blood boner" it's not going to go well

Unionhawk

13:05

@Wipqozn STAR BAIT DENIED

Sterno

Or it's going to go GREAT

fredley

@Unionhawk BAR DATE APPLIED

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk I already got the star. @KevinvanderVelden gave it to me. I just cleared all the stars on the message after the science was complete.

@Sterno That's the beauty of it!

He also needs to record the whole thing on camera.

Unionhawk

"How many exams do you guys have?... 6? I'm glad I'm not an undergrad anymore" - my professor 2015

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk Yeah, being an undergrad is the worst.

I know a lot of people who talk about how you'll miss school when you're gone and start working, but I don't miss it at all

Sterno

13:10

Yeah, it sucks to hang out with friends all day, stay up late partying or playing video games, rolling out of bed at noon, and occasionally going to class

Wipqozn

Learning is fun and all, but all the work that goes along with it us a hgeu pain in the ass.

@Sterno I honestly much prefer working.

Sterno

I prefer the money from working

Wipqozn

@Sterno This might be part of it.

@Unionhawk Also, I'm super awesome and @Sterno is super lame.

#alwayswait2minutes

wait,, no it's not

Why the heck did I think it was 2016?

3

Unionhawk

... No it isn't

Wipqozn

I must be drunk. Or something.

Lazers

13:12

0

Q: Can riot delete my account?

My computer doesn't work so i will not play again lol for some months. Cause of this, can riot delete my account of not login for months?

civilization-5

Unionhawk

Go home @Wipqozn you're drunk

Sterno

Starred for eternal wrongness

@Wipqozn I unstarred that, though the eternal wrongness part would still apply

Wipqozn

@Sterno I'm waiting for @fredley to mod abuse it back.

And also add in a link to thursday.

@AshleyNunn

Fluttershy

@Ktash A Kingdom Hearts mobile game spinoff is in the works. Can I say I told you so? :P

TZHX

@Lazers I very much doubt it. What have Riot got to do with Civilization?

2

Lazers

13:20

0

Q: How to activate team-ranked ward-skin

In my stats I can see that I have unlocked a ward-skin. I want to activate this skin but i dont know where. I still asked some friends and they said I have to go to the shop, but I cant find this skin there.

league-of-legends

Unionhawk

Muahaha eternal wrongness star activated #alwayswait2minutes

Sterno

@Wipqozn This makes me so happy

Wipqozn

@Sterno I thought it would.

@Unionhawk That's better.

Unionhawk

It's a good thing you're not a mod because then you could mod abuse your own stuff

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk Yes

Unionhawk

13:22

And that'd be terrible

Wipqozn

Well, I could room owner abuse and clear my own stars, but that would just be going too far. Banning people and editing their messages is one thing. but clearing stars? BLASPHEMY!

TZHX

0

Q: How can i fix java error while running minecraft server?

How can i fix this error? Error I run my Minecraft server with start.sh: start.sh I use Debian 7.

java debian

I have no flags or downvotes remaining today on SO. :(

Unionhawk

@Wipqozn WHOA TOO FAR MAN

Wipqozn

@TZHX Please don't migrate that SO

TZHX

Indeed.

Unionhawk

13:25

YOU WANT TO DEFY THE ENTIRE ROOM LIKE THAT?

TZHX

I'll keep it open in a tab and hope I can dissuade any ~~commentors~~ idiots who suggest it.

5pike

@TZHX Someone just suggested a migrate to us.

Unionhawk

Also @Wipqozn your proposed avatar change is not square, and is rather large. Your request is denied.

TZHX

This question should be asked in the gaming forum (gaming.stackexchange.com). — Paul 1 min ago

I saw.

5pike

@TZHX All is well again.

TZHX

13:30

I now hate everyone called Paul. Which is like three guys in my office.

Unionhawk

Dammit Paul

(general Paul, I assume he's an emissary)

Wipqozn

There's two pauls in my office that nobody likes

Unionhawk

Comment destroyed

Wipqozn

In fact for a year I thought they were the same person

WE SHOWED HIM! TAKE THAT PAUL!

Sepia Lazers

13:48

0

Q: Moving completed badges down on selecting new 'Next badge'

I tried to select my new "Next-badge", but all my completed ones are on top of the badges I can choose. Wouldn't it be more logical to move the completed ones under (I will never ever choose those as "Next-badge") uncompleted badges?

feature-request badges

Sterno

I've reached 3 million people. I'm a hero.

Rapitor

or a villain

Mad Scientist

@Sterno 7.2 million, more than twice the hero ;-)

fredley

@MadScientist That's alot

I'm only 4.4m

Sterno

@MadScientist I get an extra 10 million if you count RB links

Sepia Lazers

13:55

1

Q: 2k+ flags... 51 useful?

Is something going wrong here? Maybe 51 of my flags were not useful?

bug flags profile

Kevin van der Velden

@SepiaLazers you're just really bad at flagging stuff @fredley. I don't know why you were made a mod =p

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden I duped you all.

Kevin van der Velden

(Though I'm guessing it's a thing where mod stuff counts as flags but since no mod acted on it (because it's final) it wasn't marked helpful?)

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden Nah, I stopped flagging when I became mod, since now I can just nuke away by myself

Kevin van der Velden

Yeah, that's the "mod stuff counts as flags"

I dunno

Unionhawk

13:57

I'm pretty sure your flags are also nukes.

Kevin van der Velden

NO, BAD JAVA

Unionhawk

Spam and offensive are, at least

Kevin van der Velden

Do not randomly ask for admin priveledges

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden Pretty sure mod actions don't create flags. In fact, I'm certain they don't.

Kevin van der Velden

shurgs I 'unno

fredley

13:58

@Unionhawk But I don't even use those, since if I see that stuff I destroy the user

Kevin van der Velden

Isn't that a thing for meta meta? Or are bug reports just "wherever"?

fredley

...which marks all flags against them as helpful anyway

Wipqozn

@KevinvanderVelden @fredley for worst mod.

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden wherever

Unionhawk

@fredley secretly, @shog9 is evaluating every action you take.

fredley

13:59

@Unionhawk What do you mean 'secretly'?

Wipqozn

16 hours ago, by Wipqozn

> ~3.7m people reached

Unionhawk

True

Kevin van der Velden

@Unionhawk and finding him wanting

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