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15:00
I kind of hope there are more than 10 people left
I think there are
Though Pr({I present today}) is still damn close to 1
15:25
14/15 come on
come on dangit
You can make shit up
You can do this
Add a questions thing!
NO
I WILL NOT
Add a quote, or something
NERVOUS NERVOUS NERVOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
15:26
(for reasons including there's really no time, it's a get up, go, and gtfo)
Add a thank you slide?
@spugsley Oh no :o
the monster hunter N3DS isn't even listed on nintendo.com anymore... this is... disconcerting
We're hearing your feedback on Elite: Dangerous 1.1 and we are preparing an update for release later today.
tattoo. 12:00.
15:27
good nervous :D
but also bad nervous because nervous is bad
I mean, also good
How long till tattoo? (I don't know your timezone =p)
1.5 hours
@Unionhawk the only issue i've had with it so far are bulletin boards are borked. the mission icons are all the same, i don;t know if its a delivery, request, or courier anymore.
15:28
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Q: Pokemon FRLG DV or IV

Andrew Riccia friend got me into Pokémon and told me about EV and IV's. He was saying how Pokémon R/B/Y and G/S/C have a different IV formula then the generations after that. My question is does FR/LS and HG/SS go by the newer IV formula or the original one. Also wondering is someone could maybe explain th...

If you're not nervous ever in your life, you're probably a psychopath
@Rapitor I'm waiting for collision to be fixed
agreed. I'm extra nervous all the time so maybe I'm extra sane :D
that's how logic works, right?
yay!
collision is fine, apparently that video you posted is just the clipper being derped
all other ships are working as intended
15:29
@Rapitor Huh
I think the clipper in particular was hotfixed
then yeah, collisions are working as intended. I was still able to bonk smaller ships and live
i pretty much spent of last night straight up ramming eagles because they are made of paper now.
They've always been made of paper
This is not new
It's just safer to ram small ships in general
Since damage is applied 50% on both targets plus mass and speed considerations
sets fire to @fredley
@MattE.Эллен Does this book help in avoiding the Bridge ships? Because @badp and @Mana have a thing for Bridge ships. And shipfics.
15:43
@Fluttershy only if they are huge ships, like John+Sherlock
so, I guess the threshold would be, like, at least four tumblrs devoted to the ship
OMG CGP Grey posted his second video THIS WEEK! (HYPE HYPE HYPE)
@MBraedley Wut....no way
@Unionhawk That...took you a while
I WAS BUSY DAMMIT
SLKFHLSIKFHLISDKGN
I hope you appreciate the irony
15:46
@RPiAwesomeness You don't get the joke yet because you haven't watched the video yet, have you?
@MBraedley Not yet :)
@RPiAwesomeness I have just set you up for immense disappointment, I think.
@MBraedley :)
@RPiAwesomeness I don't think that means what you think that means.
Oh the princess bride references are real :D And I can see what you're talking about.
"On-Disc DLC — This is additional content that exists within the original release of a game but requires an additional purchase to unlock. As the content is already in the player's possession, it's not technically DLC at all, giving rise to alternative labels for such content, including "What the fuck", "This is complete bullshit" and "Eat a dick, Capcom.""
spot on.
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Q: how to reverse same games in game mount and blade with fir and sword

sehaj joharI want to reverse same games in game mount and blade with fir and sword to continue the quest of THE SECRET OF BLACK MACE.I had to go to Januesz radsiwill to talk to and then challange him in his castle to fight but instead of that I hade fought with him on map.Now I want to reverse save games to...

@Rapitor aka. "We're going to charge you yet more to access the whole disc. Fuck you, consumer!"
Psst. Hey kid. Tired of looking like a filthy, scrub, casual while playing [Gun Shooter Game] online? Get some $7 gun skins. Be popular instantly.
16:02
> As an individual plagued with chronic constipation and bowel distress for most of my adult life, I felt that my prayers had finally been answered by Captain Trimmer's bold and succinct title. You can imagine my disappointment when I realised that, once again, my dyslexia had let me down.
@MadMAxJr "it improves your k/d!"
It's free to play for 4 more days, looks kinda interesting
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Q: How can i make another proposal after the merchant reject the offer in dwarf fortress?

Guillermo OlmedoAfter i press t for trade in the trading Depot, and the merchant reject the offer. How can i do to make another proposal? Or you only can do 1 proposal?

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Q: "Shocking" trophy wouldn't pop in Metro Redux except with Rikar, not Hellbreath

Binkyfolks: I was playing Metro Redux on the PS4 and was grinding the "Shocking" trophy (get 30 kills with the Hellbreath) and had just started the Frontline mission when suddenly, it quit with an error CE-34878-0. I restarted the game and everything seemed normal, but after more than a hundred kills...

@Fluttershy I think you typoed @spugsley there
I'd really like Evolve more if online players could at least pretend to cooperate with each other. So far each person thinks it is "I alone am awesome and this is a race."
16:09
@MadMAxJr People online don't act like a team!? Never woulda guessed!
There's a book i need.
@MadMAxJr if you are playing evolve and you aren't the monster you're doing it wrong.
I like both sides of the game, honestly.
i didn't really like the game at all when I played the demo, but that's just me... small scale asynch multiplayer is not for me.
small scale multi in general is not for me
I'm enjoying playing it with bots way more than real people.
16:17
YES! level 70
@Batophobia In?
@StrixVaria ClickerDefense
@StrixVaria It only gets better.
also, oh texas
> One woman went so far as to grab a microphone away from a Muslim speaker and shout, “I proclaim the name of the Lord Jesus Christ over the capitol of Texas. I stand against Islam and the false prophet.”
this does not surprise me at all.
@Rapitor Nor I
16:26
It really is true: once you go distributed versioning, you can't go back
ah, nutjobs
@badp Yup
Yeah, that showed up on the news here yesterday or something.
@fredley the suffering is real and so are the local copies of uncommitted code
@badp I remember doing branching with svn
you need a 3rd-party tool
16:32
This thing makes me wish I were using CVS
> totally prevents merge mistakes
hahahahaha.gif
Don't speak of dark, elder gods like CVS.
> You can think of svnmerge as the equivalent of yellow sticky notes
@Wipqozn This is why I feel better about not living in Austin. While Austin is generally more socially sane than the rest of the state, the crazies flock there every now and then because it's the capital.
I'm manually separately checking out each last known good version of each file in the repository because this thing only tracks file history file-wise
...and the team who is trying to fix the issue is doing so by inflicting more non working versions on everybody else
The most efficient way to do so is to right click on each for in eclipse, mouse over to team, click show history, mouse over to the right revision and pick get revision
There are no keyboard shortcuts
There are no keyboard anything
... Well there is a 500 page long manual to the command line but I'm not touching that with a 10 foot pole
16:37
@badp How're those carpal tunnels?
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Q: Play CS 1.6 on Mac OS X with other players on Windows via LAN/Wifi

KhueI would like to know if I buy CS 1.6 on Steam, then will I be able to play with stand-alone CS 1.6 on Windows computers via LAN/Wifi? If the answer is "No" then where can I buy stand-alone CS 1.6? Thank you in advance for your answers.

@fredley developing
@GnomeSlice lol. yeah, the reviews can be pretty funny :D
@fredley That is an impossibility.
@Yuuki ustin should just put up a sign that says "No Crazies"
16:44
@Wipqozn Austin has its own fair share of crazies.
Just not the ones that crazy over social issues.
They're literally crazy.
@Yuuki but by putting up the sign they need to leave
There's a reason why "Keep Austin Weird" is a fairly well-known slogan down here.
For our overseas folks, I would like to add that Texas does not represent America.
It's just a very loud state.
The bigger cities are a bit more representative of America, but that's just because they're bigger cities.
huh? All Americans are cowboys who kill Indians... right?
or has TV lied to me all this time?
16:46
Basically all of West Texas, though, is indeed full of wackos.
There are some gorgeous views out there though.
For as long as I can remember, Texas seems to have issues with the fact that other people exist. There's usually more factors than that, but that is the general idea.
Most of Texas is crazies
> Most of Texas humanity is crazies
true.
@Yuuki Most of the ones that end up on the news
16:50
or tumblr
Texas has its own power grid mostly detached from the east and west coast grids. And they have state legislature that in the event of a political emergency, they can break up into six mini-states. Like Voltron lions.
@MattE.Эллен How sexist! We have cowgirls too
@MadMAxJr We do, however, get a lot of our power from wind now.
@Sterno oh! my apologies. How ignorant of me.
@Yuuki Proportion of living things that are crazy is higher in Texas than the rest of the world
and probably higher still in Florida
16:52
Florida is beyond hope.
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@Rapitor Florida Man especially
@fredley A true hero nobody asked for.
or wants
@fredley I blame West Texas.
Most of the crazies seem to come from over there.
oh hey, he's relevant
Florida Man Tries to Prove Texas is Crazier Than Florida With Dildo Law | http://buff.ly/1D7nxCT
America. East/West Coast: Too many people in too little space. Violence sometimes ensues. Midwest: To few people in too much space. They get.... 'ideas'....
16:54
There are some really gorgeous views out there though.
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Q: Campaign progress constantly resetting back to the first mission

meme scientistI saved and quit after the mission in the Baikonur Cosmidrone. Now everytime I launch the game it screws over all my settings, reset them back to default, and starts me off at a checkpoint close to the end of the first mission (Op40).

Florida Man Tries to Hide From Police by Burying Himself in Giant Pile of Snow | http://www.newstimes.com/local/article/Man-tries-to-hide-from-cops-by-burying-himself-in-6073045.php?cmpid=twitter-mobile
This is Big Bend. Great place for stargazing.
Maybe we can give Florida back to the Queen...
aaaaaaaaasdf
17:00
@MadMAxJr Don't you mean Spain?
Or really just give Florida back to the Seminoles.
More wiki copying.
Done
The wiki itself is a little bit greyer, but yeah, it still shouldn't be a straight copy paste.
Yeah
gah, logcat viewer in Android Studio is terrible
If I'm scrolled to the bottom, you may autoscroll
Otherwise, DO NOT AUTOSCROLL
17:09
Goddammit this presentation sucks
Having all the towers on top and bottom makes a nice show
This presentation really sucks
Holy crap
Goddammit @Uni
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@fredley auto-scroll everything all the time, got it
Okay it doesn't suck that... yeah it sucks that bad.
@Batophobia Really? All I got was auto-scroll all the time except when @fredley's scrolled to the bottom.
17:19
Fuck
And only @fredley.
HamStare @Yuuki
We'll fix that in DLC Hotfix Patch v2.3.e1ac
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Q: Ranking up in League and why it's not hard

Jake_HSo this is more of a statement rather than a question but I could try to make it a question. So many people ask "Why do I always get bad teammates? I can't rank up because my team is so bad." First of all the main problem is thinking it's all your teams fault or even more than half your teams fau...

17:21
As in, the scrolling on everyone's logcat viewer depends on entirely on @fredley's logcat.
@Yuuki I'll scroll your cat log
@Batophobia Did you uncap the ranges? I remember someone said they got an upgrade and something stayed at 10 when it should have gone up.
@StrixVaria Not every upgrade makes all the numbers go up
@StrixVaria I haven't had that issue for a while
God dammit yeah, this isn't going to make 5 minutes. Not even close.
Fuck
Mayday mayday
17:24
I must have either fixed it and forgot or missed it all together and it fixed itself...
Welp, it's too fucking late now
@Batophobia Is the money per enemy always $100, no matter what level you're on?
@murgatroid99 No, it scales per level
and scrap increases your base money increase
yeah, never mind
I think... okay. We will see how it goes. I guess.
17:28
@Unionhawk Talk slow and make up a story about how it happened to you
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Q: How do I safely energize a hungry node without risk of degrading the node or worse?

Tim PostTurns out, we have a lunatic on our server. He went and actually captured this thing, and has been feeding it ever since: Yes, that's a hungry node that has been fed a steady diet of crafting tables and whatever random stuff dropped due to .. automation issues. Given that: Hungry nodes are ...

@Unionhawk Pace yourself. Pause for a split second between sentences.
Also, lots of dramatic...................pauses
I'm not concerned about a strict time limit as much as content
I'll need to make some shit up to fill in the spaces I guess
I fucking hate powerpoints
I will have you all know
I wouldn't make those bullet items on your powerpoint slide.
17:31
Also $50 says I'll accumulate like 5 stacked flags later on today
Then again... this guy literally had "Freedom of speech doesn't protect you from the consequences of saying stupid shit", so...
It could be worse?
Nope
@Unionhawk Is everyone presenting on the same topic?
Yep
Different views, to some degree
But yep
ughhhhhh
@Unionhawk just throw in some dilbert comics that are tangentially applicable
17:36
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Q: Is it possible to buy an UK Nintendo eShop card with a non-UK PayPal account?

Šime VidasI’ve tried the PayPal Gifts page but I keep getting an error. Nintendo UK does not respond to my emails and PayPal could not fix this issue either. I’ve also tried gamepointsnow.com but they don’t sell to my country.

*In this presentation
*I have chosen a different means of debate
*I choose trial by combat
Probably not as terrible as I anticipated
shrug
We'll see
I did chop 1 slide since it was clearly filler
Clear and utter bullshit
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
@Unionhawk you are powerpointing wrong if only one of your slides is filler
I have no idea what my timing was though it was probably around 5 actually
Close enough anyway
17:43
@Unionhawk if only there was a way to test how long something takes....
some sort of time measurement device
Well I wasn't timing it
And retroactive time measurement isn't a thing
Based on chat timestamps though it was around 4-5
I feel dumb for forgetting the word Polymorphism earlier today.
I think having something other than "I pulled this out of my butt and also the articles I was given" was good maybe?
Instead it was "I pulled this out of my butt, the articles I was given, and also some more recent cases because seriously this type of thing is relevant all the time"
But being ethics, butt-to-word protocol is in constant usage
what is the topic and when is it due?
Freedom of speech, about 10 minutes ago now
17:50
nice
xkcd included?
Negative
The dude before me did
He used it to argue some (consequentialist-type) limitations of freedom of speech, which isn't what it says
@Unionhawk Slides are supposed to be bullet points anyways. Just talk about your point a lot, and no one will know.
@Wipqozn Yeah yeah
17:52
Controlled flight
I really hope they add a multiplayer Battle-Bots style arena
@Batophobia if there isn't a battlebot update to besiege there will be riots.
cc @AshleyNunn
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Q: Robocraft client not fully closing (Linux)

SCKPreviously, closing the game window would fully quit the application but now it seems that the process remains active in the background, preventing me from relaunching the game (app already running). The app runs indefinitely until manually killed. /home/me/.local/share/Steam/steamapps/common/Ro...

@Batophobia I think multiplayer is probably not in the cards with such advanced physics simulation. I've not seen a game like that that actually worked in MP yet.
But there could be asynchronous MP where you build a siege engine and then other people can challenge it.
18:07
@GnomeSlice Even just a 1v1 battle would be fine
@Batophobia The number of packets communicated for such a dense physics-heavy simulation is still limiting.
@GnomeSlice Or have people build levels...
user levels would be really welcome, and I can see that happening
btw Spiderling also has a mobile game if anybody is interested. It's a physics puzzler. spiderlinggames.blogspot.ca/p/games.html
Smash bros with all the items being tomatos
bugs are getting weird nowadays
@Batophobia vegan edition
18:19
Anyone here played Midnight Star?
@Batophobia that's a pretty cool looking 3ds
@Batophobia my wife said it's awesome and she wants to enable that on our Wii U
The tomato cuccos are what got me
18:42
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Q: Escape Goat 2: where's my hat?

LohorisIn Escape Goat 2 I got the hat in the forest (IIRC), I was able to use it in the Excavation (IIRC), then I moved into the Library, and I don't have it anymore. Is that normal?

Dammit @Uni one more class. Wake up.
That's dirty, Steam
A game I didn't buy shows up in the right-click menu when I click on the Steam systray icon, where it usually just shows your recently played games so you can launch them quickly. This game is having a free access week
Heh
I just noticed that
Is it persistent about being in that spot?
I don't know. Just noticed it now
Or does it just show up in that spot until you launch anything else?
WELL FIND OUT DANGIT
18:47
Still there
DO SCIENCE
First position still?
Was 2nd for me
Maybe it was there last night and I didn't notice
Oh, well then
Ugh, document review sucks
It's sitting in the first for me, I think if I launched something it'd get pushed down as normal
Yes
Confirmed
18:48
Still dirty.
Still, VOLVO PLS
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Q: Problems with NAT type PS4

NayphanEvery time I'm in a party on the Playstation 4, if someone joins I won't be able to hear or talk to them due to "NAT type limitations" however if I leave and join again I can. This can be really frustrating as every time I'm in a party I have to leave and join again. Does anybody know how to fix ...

Doesn't seem to be doing that to me, it must respect me.
Maybe it's part of the beta client?
CONFIRMED
I also confirmed that I had somehow been switched off the beta client.
18:54
VOLVO PLS
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Q: SSB4 - Little Mac's terrible recovery

terminex9I love playing Little Mac in SSB4 but his recovery when knocked off the stage is one of the worst I've ever seen. Do you think they made Little Mac's recovery too weak or that it was justified considering Little Mac's other strengths?

@Unionhawk Stop begging Volvo, its unbecoming
19:19
@Sterno norepro
beta client
(oh look a Steam update)
still norepro
maybe I own this game?
@Unionhawk Yea, I don't want some random game I don't really own taking up valuable space :(
@badp Interstellar Marines
oh smack, I think I found a Monster Hunter 4 leak...
@Arperum oh. It IS in my recent games but not at the top
I guess this explains it: the recent game list has been changed to also show newly acquired games in addition to newly played ones
19:24
@5pike ?
@Wipqozn I got a flashcart, so I can download a rom
@5pike You go girl
@Wipqozn Could be a virus, though. I'll let you know.
(and then @5pike was phone)
19:27
@badp or v&
Dude, I saw my local Meijer store selling the actual game.
I was a bit miffed that they didn't have Majora's Mask up yet though
It's like... why sell one game early, but not the other?
@Powerlord Yeah, some stores are selling/shipping Mohun early, as well as Majoras mask.
Well, I just might stop by some local stores and seeing if they're selling the limited edition N3DS early.
@Yuuki Worth a try...
19:40
LOOOL
Source?
my throat still hurts, 3 weeks on
Ok, not a virus, now for the fun stuff...
stupid sore throat
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Q: Why does Civilization V does not give me the option to play multiplayer with internet?

Alejandro PolancoAfter choosing the multiplayer, I choose "Standard" and then I am supposed to be able to choose between Internet or Local Network but the only option the game gives me is "Local Network". Does anyone know why. My internet connexion is through wifi and it's fine. Thanks!

19:57

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