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SaintWacko

5:00 PM

DarkGod is online and activating special stuff

Rapitor

@SaintWacko make me

Lazers

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Q: How do you use a target selector that would output a signal if the players within the radius of 4 with a minimum of 2?

Ok so I know that is confusing, but in the minigame pizzaspleef by SethBling you can only start the game if 2 or more players are online. How do I do this?

minecraft

MadMAxJr

Hmmm. Superbowl with cheats?

RedRiderX

@Wipqozn Well now it won't

Thanks a lot @Wipqozn

Wipqozn

@RedRiderX I'm sorry :(

SaintWacko

5:02 PM

My hobby: Pretending to miss the sarcasm when people show off their lack of interest in football by talking about 'sportsball' and acting excited to find someone else who's interested, then acting confused when they try to clarify.

Jason Berkan

I wonder how many times that comic can be posted here in one day?

Wipqozn

@JasonBerkan We'll need to find out at the end of the day.

SaintWacko

@JasonBerkan Only once since I've been paying attention!

Jason Berkan

@Wipqozn Whose day, though?

(OH NOES! Time zone argument incoming.)

Wipqozn

@JasonBerkan SE day?

user15026

5:03 PM

I vote an SE day

SaintWacko

@JasonBerkan The Correct Standard Time day

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn TOO SLOW

RedRiderX

@SaintWacko Well I am listening, and also inadvertently displaying my ignorance!

SaintWacko

I am getting ready to leave for a dentist appointment :(

I do not like dentist appointments

RedRiderX

But I am listening!

I know where the shark is from now

i.imgur.com/7CZby9V.gifv

Wipqozn

5:04 PM

I'm too lazy to get a picture of Navi.

RedRiderX

@SaintWacko I don't think anyone does

I'm pretty sure that is mandatory

Wipqozn

I don't dislike the dentist.

Tim Stone

@Wipqozn Actually there'll be no more drama.

RedRiderX

giv me teh html5 plz SE

Tim Stone

I've ordered a fridge and stocked it with Coca Cola. #MakeItHappy

RedRiderX

5:05 PM

@TimStone But did you spill any on the servers?

Jason Berkan

@RedRiderX Heh.

Tim Stone

Yes. The hamsters are drinking it now.

Jason Berkan

I yelled at the screen during that ad.

NO LIQUIDS IN THE SERVER ROOM!

RedRiderX

@JasonBerkan Oh gosh I was cringing so hard

Lazers

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Q: Explanation for Level difference of Draenor and Outland?

In WoW we know that Outland's mobs are between level 60-70 as fitting with the Burning Crusade expansion. In WoD the mobs are level 90-100, WoD is also based 30 years prior to the events of BC. Is there an explanation in the lore for the mobs suddenly dropping 30 levels in strength during this t...

world-of-warcraft

RedRiderX

5:08 PM

But this might be a sign that Coke is going to start containing nanomachines.

And this is how it begins.

Jason Berkan

I've been using vi for 20 years now, mostly because I can't figure out how to exit it.

Tweeted by jzy on February 2, 2015 at 4:53 PM

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Wipqozn

@JasonBerkan Vim is best vi

RedRiderX

@JasonBerkan Yeah that's pretty much been my experience.

Jason Berkan

:q! I still have it memorized.

RedRiderX

This should be a real Simpsons intro

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Wipqozn

5:18 PM

@RedRiderX I'm starring this just so @fredley sees it later and cries that he didn't get stars.

RedRiderX

oic

fredley

@Wipqozn :(

But I inb4'd!

RedRiderX

I such a star thief.

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fredley

Well I'm going to go and star my own post now

And clear the stars from yours

I'll teach you to steal stars from me!

*manic laughter*

RedRiderX

:O

Nooooooooooo

fredley

5:19 PM

But still: dat marge

RedRiderX

ma stars

@fredley Yeah the ending is great

Though the credits are a little too... active.

fredley

@RedRiderX Your face is a little too active

RedRiderX

@fredley okay maybe enough of that gif

fredley

@RedRiderX Oh my

Jason Berkan

TIL that it has been very many years since I last watched the Simpsons.

Some of you may not have been born.

RedRiderX

5:23 PM

Hah same here

@JasonBerkan Looking over the user list.... yeah maybe

Unionhawk

o/

fredley

I watched it with religious fervour when I was 12-16

user15026

I never really watched a lot of it. As a kid I wasn't really allowed (not that I cared) and then I never really got into it

Jason Berkan

Back in the day, a group of us used to get together on Sunday nights, watch Simpsons and X-Files and then play Goldeneye and Mario Kart 64 for the rest of the night.

Wipqozn

@JasonBerkan that sounds like a lot of fun.

fredley

5:26 PM

@JasonBerkan That is the most 90's way to spend the 90's

Jason Berkan

It was fun, except I sucked so much at Goldeneye.

fredley

@JasonBerkan Be oddjob, crouch.

Jason Berkan

@fredley No. I was always Boris. ALWAYS.

fredley

@JasonBerkan Bad choice. Boris is huge.

Jason Berkan

Boris was a programmer.

fredley

5:29 PM

@JasonBerkan Oh wait no

I remember

Boris ok choice

oddjob better choice

Jason Berkan

Size didn't matter. I have no spatial awareness in games, and I really suck at learning the levels.

Lazers

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Q: minecraft pe troubles with view

On minecraft pe before the 9.5 update I could read signs perfectly now I can't. Well I can but the sign has to be two blocks up and I have to go really close. So I can't see lower and high signs. HOW DO I FIX THIS???? Help new!!!

minecraft-pocket-edition

Rapitor

perfect dark < goldeneye

Wipqozn

Goldeneye is the only bond film I've watched. I have no desire to watch another.

user15026

@Wipqozn I watched whatever the newest one was, it was pretty okay. But since it is the only Bond film I have ever seen, I have no idea if that is an adequate judgement

Matt Giltaji

5:35 PM

@fredley I AM INVINCIBLE!

fredley

@MattGiltaji I miss the 90's

The 90's started 25 years ago

D:

Rapitor

@fredley the 90s will always be 10 years ago,

Unionhawk

@Rapitor Demonstrably untrue

fredley

@Rapitor This is true

199x was ~(10-x) years ago

for x>0

@AshleyNunn The Standard Deviation for Bond Films is very large

Arperum

@fredley So you are saying that 1991 was last year and 1999 was nearly a decade ago?

Your math is seriously broken.

fredley

5:39 PM

Even with just the Daniel Craig ones, QoS was a pile of shit, whereas Skyfall/Casino Royale were excellent

@Arperum ugh

Matt Giltaji

@fredley ironically enough, the villain's plot in QoS was taken from real life, but dumbed down because it seemed too crazy

Arperum

</pedantry>

fredley

@MattGiltaji uwot

@Arperum I've mathed it better now

Arperum

@fredley That's way better.

Matt Giltaji

a company actually bought up all of the water rights in a south american country, then turned around and charged everyone quadruple the price

Unionhawk

5:41 PM

@Arperum His math was broken already

MadMAxJr

Wonder if anybody has published a game titled 'sportball'

Unionhawk

199x was (y-199x) years ago for y=current year

Arperum

@Unionhawk True, but not seriously broken, the current version doesn't require time to run in reverse.

@SaintWacko I have to schedule one real soon :(

Unionhawk

In fact, AD year x was y-x years ago

user15026

I should stop being surprised that the Club Nintendo site is horribly broken today

MadMAxJr

5:48 PM

Isn't Club Nintendo being retired?

user15026

Eventually yes

Unionhawk

#InboxStats 41% of Reminders are snoozed in Inbox. That's a lot of procrastinating ;) http://t.co/1qUEIvtagX

Tweeted by inboxbygmail on February 2, 2015 at 5:50 PM

Heh

Guilty as charged

fredley

Sterno

6:04 PM

Man, I just saw the Nationwide dead kid ad

That was effed up

fredley

@Sterno yeah wtf

Buy our insurance so your kids don't die

Sterno

I mean, if they were a company that comes to your house and makes it child-proof, it might make sense, but this is like "Man, you need insurance for when your kid dies!"

user15026

@Sterno I dont want to know, do I?

fredley

@AshleyNunn no

Sterno

But just in case: youtube.com/watch?v=dKUy-tfrIHY

cut & paste fail

Unionhawk

6:06 PM

user15026

@Sterno That's fucking awful

fredley

@AshleyNunn Not a day for clicking links in the Bridge

user15026

No kidding

Lazers

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Q: how do you sync phone & computer?

I passed level 365, but it doesn't let me move ahead on the phone. Works fine on computer.

candy-crush-saga

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Q: How do I make complex key bindings?

I use my Mouse 3 in TF2 to say a phrase that is my calling card. BUT, I do have multiple phrases I use, and I don't like having to rebind each time I want to change it. Is there a way to set it up so my Mouse 3 will randomly (or in order) select a phrase and say it, instead of only being able to ...

team-fortress-2

Sterno

On the other hand, I kind of want to see Jurassic World

Lazers

6:16 PM

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Q: How do I set my player model to a Taunt position while I am not actualy Taunting?

Sometimes on random servers, I see player stuck in the Conga animation while moving, jumping, and attacking normaly. How do I get this to happen, and if so, is there a way to do it consitantly? I have seen this for Conga, High Five, Flipping Awesome, Rock Paper Scissors, and Skullcracker.

6:28 PM

@Unionhawk ferocious

@Unionhawk This is what happens when users on my floor spot a helpdesk person wandering the halls. "I NEED HELP IT'LL BE LIKE FIVE MINUTES, COME HERE"

Lazers

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Q: Archeage XP after reaching 50

Recently reached level 50 on Archeage and now I want to level other skilltrees. I observe that I was not able to kill 50 lvl mobs so I went down for lower level mobs. I know there have been guides that say crafting etc is the only way of leveling alternate trees but I was wondering whether ther...

arche-age

Unionhawk

6:44 PM

Okay I think I understand burst lasers versus pulses now... I think

Hrm... nope

Rapitor

@Unionhawk whats to understand?

Unionhawk

@Rapitor According to the comparison in game, burst has lower damage and lower fire rate, but higher DPS

That does not make sense

Rapitor

they are more damage per hit

pulse also barely generates any heat. so you can fire them much longer

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