The Bridge

Chippies

16:00

either way, it just seems that the whole gameplay is pretty much click on left side, click on right side, repeat

GnomeSlice

Yeah kinda, except not all the units are balanced.

But yeah, a bit more depth would be nice.

Chippies

tanks are OP

Lazers

0

Q: Anyone have a clue when will season 5 start?

Anyone got any idea or source that gives me atleast a HINT of when season 5 starts or when ranked gets retested ? :( , been sitting here at d5's and master , Some people said jan 15 , but then the kick off sale came out and now people are saying it'll reset during the jan 20-27th T_T

league-of-legends

0

Q: My Steam settings won't change

It is quite troubling. I go onto Steam, open Settings, remove "Open Steam when computer starts" and then exit. But then I come back, and none of the settings were changed. Please provide something I could do. I would much appreciate it.

steam

Chippies

I haven't built a single thing on green team since I gave them tanks

GnomeSlice

Tanks blow ass against choppers

but are great against pillboxes

Chippies

16:02

orange team had 2 helipads and 3 rifle thingers and the green thing destroyed them all

they only had 1 rifle and 1 tanks

Yuuki

... f--k browsers.

GnomeSlice

wtf

SaintWacko

That's a fun game

Just won

Yuuki

So I have two objects. One seems to only work on Chrome, the other only works on Internet Explorer.

GnomeSlice

►

@AshleyNunn @StrixVaria @LessPop_MoreFizz @whomever else games mobilely

This is pretty fun

also no IAP

Sterno

16:09

Oops. I accidentally killed the merchant I was trying to save with my AOE attack

Poor bastard only had 11hp

GnomeSlice

@Sterno you done fuct up

Sterno

@GnomeSlice In my defense, he was standing near my sword!

Chippies

there, I'm done

fredley

verdantlabs.com/professions/index.html

Wipqozn

@StrixVaria I can't get over how much better the second half of Elantris has been compared to the first. It' like Brandon Sanderson leveled up half-way through writing and investing a bunch of points into Storytelling. Still not done though. I've got ~130 pages left.

GnomeSlice

16:14

@Chippies yaaaaaaaay

SaintWacko

@Sterno I hate it when that happens

It makes me so happy that people are playing ToME!

It's such a good game

And it's really long

The only annoying thing is that it requires an internet connection to access any of your unlocked stuff, so I can't play unlocked characters at work

Sterno

Can't decide if I should enter the Bearscape

6

StrixVaria

@Sterno How is this a question?

You have to enter the Bearscape.

Sterno

This is my best guy so far! He's level 15!

LessPop_MoreFizz

StrixVaria

16:19

@Sterno That's the recommended level for Bearscape. There's literally no reason not to.

Sterno

He did just murder a merchant. Maybe the Bearscape is his punishment.

LessPop_MoreFizz

This young man has been the starting quarterback in 3 college football games in his life. He has won all three. They just happen to have been the Big 10 Championship game, the Sugar Bowl, and the national College Football Championship game.

Chippies

GTA V release date moved back to march 24th and system requirements revealed

Sterno

Here's what I see open entering

Unionhawk

I'm sure Ohio State is proud.

Sterno

16:20

Not one, but two rare bears

StrixVaria

They're only level 18. You'll be fine.

Sterno

Oh, when I took a step and that darkness straight east of me went away? 4 more bears.

StrixVaria

Sterno

@StrixVaria Damn, I was about to make that joke.

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz Is that good?

LessPop_MoreFizz

16:23

@GnomeSlice It is impressive, but the reality is that he probably doesn't have a huge amount to do with his own success.

Sterno

They drop pretty great gear.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Unionhawk Ohio State ain't come to play SCHOOL.

Unionhawk

And he's also apparently a moron but you know I expect nothing less from a quarterback at Ohio State.

Ohio State can eat dicks for all I care

Sterno

Ooh, a water breathing hat

StrixVaria

@Sterno You should do the Old Forest next!

There's a water-breathing-required dungeon at the end.

GnomeSlice

16:25

@LessPop_MoreFizz Trying to find version of 'aint nobody got time fo dat' meme that won't get me flagged, I think it's impossible.

Sterno

@StrixVaria Already done. I had to stop there

Chippies

@GnomeSlice why would it be flagged?

GnomeSlice

Racism

Chippies

@GnomeSlice have you been flagged for that before?

Unionhawk

Ain't nobody got time for bans

GnomeSlice

16:26

@Chippies I don't know, maybe?

I've been flagged for a lot of things.

Chippies

a black person says something, someone records it and shares the video, it's racism now?

GnomeSlice

Welcome to the internet

Sterno

Oh, good. I was just disarmed by a bear. Now I'm slap-fighting a 800 hp bear for 26 per slap.

StrixVaria

@Sterno That's a thing that can happen?

Sterno

@StrixVaria Indeed

Jason Berkan

16:27

I'm assuming the bear removed your arms.

2

Sterno

It doesn't unequip the weapon. You just can't use it in combat.

StrixVaria

Can you equip a different weapon?

GnomeSlice

@JasonBerkan hahahah

Chippies

@Sterno obviously, you need arms to use it

Origami Robot

Your dismembered limb is still holding the weapon.

Chippies

16:29

so, GTA V release date is moved back, now my wife can't write it off as a birthday present and I have to figure out something I want...

GnomeSlice

> here is Cogmind attaching a Terrabomb, which instantly vaporizes all wall and earth over a huge radius. Lots of potential uses for this one..

that's dope

Chippies

@GnomeSlice I've been staring at this for the last minute or so

I don't know what it is, but I like it

GnomeSlice

@Chippies Cogmind

an ascii game I actually want to play

Unionhawk

So my Tuesday/Thursday has a lot of downtime, apparently

Origami Robot

@Unionhawk Elite time*

Unionhawk

16:34

@OrigamiRobot It's like, 90 minute segments in between classes. And I don't feel like taking 20 minutes round trip back

I guess I probably will after this next class

Lazers

0

Q: Transfer NNID & save data from one Wii U to another Wii U?

For several months I had been keeping my Wii U at my friends' house. They just got a new Wii U, and we want to transfer their NNID's (Nintendo Network ID's), purchased content, and save data from my Wii U to their Wii U while leaving all of my data alone. We called Nintendo, and they said it is...

wii-u

Rapitor

@Unionhawk that gives you plenty of time to try and kill an anaconda

Unionhawk

Yeah no

I got one with no shields last night though

Only 11k

No shield anything is EZMODE

Also I bound a primary joystick button to "next subsystem" so that will help

Yuuki

@Unionhawk Asteroids too stronk.

Unionhawk

When I eventually get like a million more credits to upgrade stuff

Rapitor

16:39

@Unionhawk what will that accomplish?

Unionhawk

@Yuuki So, last night I upgraded my power plant. When you do that, your shields go offline. I didn't wait for them to go up leaving, and I crashed into the station wall and blew up.

Rapitor

how fast were you going?

Unionhawk

@Rapitor I can target specific parts of larger ships. Like their drives to put them dead in the water. Also if a ship's power plant hits 0% they explode right there

Rapitor

i've crashed a lot with no shields but never blew up

Unionhawk

@Rapitor Fast enough

Probably full viper speed landing gear up

Yuuki

16:41

@Unionhawk Well, it gives you a small box to target those specific parts, doesn't really do it for you, IIRC.

Unionhawk

@Yuuki It does

For gimballed weapons anyway

It will try to aim at the subsystem, at least

GnomeSlice

my nose is running like a bastard today

uuugghggh

Wipqozn

My 1400 word answer on the Lifehacks Meta was just marked as the accepted answer. I was not expecting that.

GnomeSlice

medievalengineers.com

why

space engineers isn't even done you clowns

Rapitor

@GnomeSlice dat early access money

Wipqozn

16:46

@GnomeSlice inb4 neither game gets finished

badp

@Unionhawk my master's degree means that when I call something bullshit I do so authoritatively!

please bow to my superior bullshit detection authority

Wipqozn

Didn't Miner Wars get abandoned too with lots of drama?

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn The MMO, yeah. Pretty sure Miner Wars 2081 is fully complete.

They never even started the MMO afaik, it was way too ambitious.

I don't know why I didn't enjoy Miner Wars more

I was so hyped to play it

It's like a modern day Descent

I played one mission and then never touched it again

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice I thought you meant the board game until I google it. I was so confused.

GnomeSlice

??

You've never heard of descent?

Descent (video game)

Descent is a 3D first-person shooter video game developed by Parallax Software and released by Interplay in Europe in 1994. The game features six degrees of freedom gameplay and garnered several expansion packs. It spawned two direct sequels: Descent II and Descent 3. The trademark registration for Descent was allowed to lapse by Interplay in 2002 and was re-registered in 2008. == Gameplay == === Single-player === The game requires the player to navigate labyrinthine mines while fighting virus-infected robots. The player is given the clear objective to find and destroy each mine's react...

WTB this one

Wipqozn

16:50

@GnomeSlice No.

GnomeSlice

►

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice Not sure if you saw my comment from before, but I started a new playthrough of Dark SOuls

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn It's a bit of a big deal. I've never played it myself but it's one of the more popular classic games as far as I can tell. It played like Miner Wars, first person, six degrees of freedom in movement.

@Wipqozn Yeeesssss. What class?

Wipqozn

I made a pyromancer, and I'm at the gargoyles.

I'm considering starting over again with a sorcerer though. I never did finish my sorcerer playthrough.

GnomeSlice

Sorcerer is probably the easiest to play through with.

I did a knight first, then a wanderer guy (who is still at the final boss), and then a sorceress who just burned through everything

LessPop_MoreFizz

16:52

@Wipqozn ... KIDS THESE DAYS. (/CC @Sterno)

Sterno

I DIED IN THE BEARSCAPE

I was hoping my resurrection thing would take me out of the dungeon, but nope

Unionhawk

RIP

Sterno

You pop right back up where you died. This is bad.

GnomeSlice

►

Another good descent-style game

Wipqozn

@LessPop_MoreFizz I'm even a little sorry.

@GnomeSlice Cleric is the first playthrough I did, although I only started as a cleric for a bit of utility. I didn't invest much into faith. Dex was my primary damage stat, and I messed shit up with my great scythe.

GnomeSlice

16:54

I started a cleric not too long ago

He's at the depths which is where I usually stop playing new guys because I hate it

Wipqozn

Miracles offer some nice utility. The unlimited teleport to a bonfire + extra heals is super handy

@GnomeSlice You can skip that entire section you know

GnomeSlice

Also I made this hunter chick for the sole purpose of joining the forest hunter covenant so I could invade people there as one of the hunters. Play through like 3/4 of the game, get to place, join covenant, and then kick Shiva off the cliff.

Get kicked out of covenant

Killed the pardoner already, can't get back in covenant

Wipqozn

You just need the master key, then you can just get to blight town via the back entrance, which takes you straight to the swamp.

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn Yes yes, I know.

Sterno

I NEVER SHOULD HAVE ENTERED THE BEARSCAPE

8

You're all the worst.

Wipqozn

17:00

@Sterno Thanks. We try.

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn what level is your new guy, and are you in Canada, I forget

I want to invade you

Except it's currently all region locked

Frank

@Sterno And yet, you went anyways.

Sterno

@StrixVaria I hope you're happy

457 damage from that bastard in one round

Wipqozn

@Sterno hahhaha

that's great

@GnomeSlice 19, I think. Also, yes, I live in Canada. I can't believe you forgot that! Us canadians need to stick together

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn Yesssssss

My joke ass invader guy is level 18 and hangs around the undead parish

Wipqozn

17:05

BRIDGE CANADIANS INLUDE: Frank, JasonBerkan, AshleyNunn, Brant, TrentHawkins, MBraedley, and probably someone else. Probably.

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn me?

Frank

@Wipqozn Inlude?

Wipqozn

Oh right, and you and me.

Unionhawk

Chippies sort of

GnomeSlice

@Unionhawk lol

Wipqozn

17:06

@Frank It's include, but pronounced with a Canadian accent.

Unionhawk

He's in Canada

Wipqozn

He is?

GnomeSlice

Yes, but he's not a citizen yet. I think.

Pretty sure his wife married him so he could come here

Wipqozn

For the longest time I thought Chippies and @GnomeSlice were friends in RL, then I realize that wasn't the case at all.

GnomeSlice

Because he's terrible.

Sterno

17:06

The sad part is I probably could have gotten away but the tree graphics confused me and I got cornered in a spot I thought I could walk through. :(

Wipqozn

also I thought he lived in the US of A.

Unionhawk

He's not a citizen but he's allowed to stay in Canada for time

Sterno

Now my head is his tetherball :(

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn We're friends outside of SE, but I've never met him in person either.

@Sterno I get it

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice That explains a lot.

GnomeSlice

17:07

I brought him here

Matt Giltaji

@Wipqozn perhaps you would not have forgotten yourself if you remained with a turtle avatar

GnomeSlice

And you guys all thought he was my sockpuppet

like a buncha clowns

Unionhawk

Yep

@MattGiltaji @Wipqozn is far too fond of himself to forget himself

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice No, we didn't. that other guy was your sockpuppet. I can't remember his name now. but you thought you fooled us all, and then you realized a year later we all figured it out and were fucking with you.

@MattGiltaji Cats > Turtles

Matt Giltaji

@GnomeSlice ya retrovirus is a great game

@Wipqozn nope

Wipqozn

17:09

PicnicButton!

Aug 28 '13 at 20:55, by badp

@GnomeSlice uh, it might be hindsight, but this line reeks of sarcasm to me

That's what it was

Jan 22 '13 at 3:16, by Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice A new guy to the bridge, @PicnicButton. You and him seem to have similiar interest in games.

OH MEMORIES

My favourite part was when you noticed I was fucking with you, confronted me in steam chat about it, and I not only convinced you that you were wrong, but got you to apologize to me.

Unionhawk

Like a true Canadian

Wipqozn

Sep 29 '12 at 23:48, by Tim Stone

haha oh snap I forgot about @FonzSlice.

Aug 28 '13 at 20:57, by Jason Berkan

@GnomeSlice Definitely. In fact, later on, he deliberately asks PicnicButton a question that was supposed to go to you.

HHAHAHA I FORGOT I DID THAT

Man, @GnomeSlice, you provide the best memories. I'm so happy you made your picnicbutton alt account.

Matt Giltaji

lol

Sep 29 '11 at 18:39, by Powerlord

All in favor of replacing @GnomeSlice with a bot that posts the same Youtube videos at random times every day, star this post.

Wipqozn

Man, you know what else I miss?

Manafication.

Jan 22 '13 at 2:30, by Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

It's hard to believe rebecca black was so long ago

I sometimes forget that it's been a year sinc the year @Sterno didn't post it for a year

Oh hey, @John is in that chat at some point too.

I wonder if he still plays Spiral Knights.

StrixVaria

@Sterno Avatar of Bearness. I'd be proud.

Wipqozn

17:18

I feel like I'm too young to get nostalgic about the past.

StrixVaria

@Sterno Tree tileset is the worst.

Batophobia

@Wipqozn is officially old

Wipqozn

and now I'm hgere, before the time of wipqozn:

Jul 14 '10 at 20:55, by Downvoter

So... what do you think about this new AWESOME site?

GnomeSlice

Picnic Button best button

wtf

Yuuki

@GnomeSlice Oh lol.

Jason Berkan

17:21

@GnomeSlice You're welcome.

StrixVaria

@GnomeSlice tl;dr of this question: Q: Ski Jumping Pairs? A: Ski Jumping Pairs.

3

badp

cat is squinting her left eye

Wipqozn

@StrixVaria I watched that video. The game is super weird.

Yuuki

Quick question: would a controller action that passes a byte[] model affect whether or not an <object> renders properly in Chrome while failing in IE?

Unionhawk

Condensed: Q: Wat? A: Yep.

Wipqozn

17:22

@Unionhawk That crazy @Yuuki

Unionhawk

That whole channel is amazing

Batophobia

@badp I think that's called a wink

badp

@Batophobia not if she keeps "winking" :(

Yuuki

Because I don't think it would and I'm seriously tired of people on SO asking me for code that doesn't matter.

Batophobia

@badp Playing pirate?

Jason Berkan

17:23

@Yuuki The action only matters in that it outputs the HTML.

Unionhawk

WHAT HAVE YOU TRIED gets shot

Wipqozn

I can't believe how many upvote your question has, @Yuuki. ITG is the worst.

Sterno

Everything fails in IE

Unionhawk

I believe it

Hell that one identify I did from reddit is at least +6. I made it cw

Wipqozn

IE is the worst

Sterno

17:25

I should start a new ToME guy but I'm feeling demoralized. I blame @Wipqozn

Yuuki

@Wipqozn inorite

Jason Berkan

But if the exact same HTML works in Chrome but fails in IE, nothing on the server is your problem.

badp

@Yuuki pls2sendtehcodez

my emails is [email protected]

Sterno

Sometimes if you have an extra comma in your javascript at the end of a list, or an extra semicolon, or random garbage like that, Chrome will work but IE won't.

Wipqozn

@Yuuki HYP TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNN GTE HYYYYYYPPPPPEEEEEDDD

Sorry, sudden surge of hype. Can't be contined

Sterno

17:28

But you'll see that as a javascript error in the dev console

Frank

@Wipqozn You need to channel that hype into Monster Hunter.

Sterno

(though probably not one that makes it obvious where the problem is)

Wipqozn

@Frank IT is hype for MH, but yeah

Sterno

Oh, neat

Unionhawk

All aboard the hype train

Wipqozn

17:29

CHOO CHOO

badp

WHO LET THE TRAIN OUT

CHOO, CHOO, CHOO CHOO.

Wipqozn

Sterno

On that site, I can see how awesome I was right before I died.

Wipqozn

If I wasn't so lazy (and lacking in art skills) I'd edit that picture ofbe more bad ass

More swearing, some shades, all tht jazz

Yuuki

ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

Wipqozn

17:32

CHOO CHOO languag warning

GnomeSlice

►

Unionhawk

Insert trainsawlaser voiceover link here

GnomeSlice

That reminded me of that

Lazers

0

Q: Where are cats in minecraft and can they be trained?

While I am outside collecting resources I never see any cats around, what can they do for me?

minecraft

Frank

Does narrowing identification questions to a single game or series really solve all the issues inherent in character identification?

There are multiple reasons why we disallow identification questions, and I don't see the narrowing of scope solving even a majority of them.

Unionhawk

17:40

Meh

GnomeSlice

0

Q: When was the Platinum sale on PS4 for Warframe?

Is there a history of Platinum sales in the PSN store? As there is no rebate daily reward, when is the best time to buy Platnum?

psn ps4 warframe

Code Clown, Germany

111 2

warframe ps4 psn

New favourite user

But his question sucks

StrixVaria

> The unstable sand tunnel collapses!
You are crushed by the collapsing tunnel! You suffocate!
Unstable sand tunnel hits Bryen for 124 physical damage.
Bryen has finished recovering.
Bryen deactivates Daunting Presence.

The unstable sand tunnel collapses!
The unstable sand tunnel collapses!
The unstable sand tunnel collapses!
You are crushed by the collapsing tunnel! You suffocate!
Unstable sand tunnel hits Bryen for 71 physical damage.

The unstable sand tunnel collapses!
You are crushed by the collapsing tunnel! You suffocate!

Nice.

GnomeSlice

@StrixVaria wrecked

StrixVaria

Glad I could relive that.

Sterno

Beats being tortured to death by the Avatar of Bearness

SaintWacko

17:41

@StrixVaria Ooh, ouch

Unionhawk

Get owned

GnomeSlice

community.usvsth3m.com/2048/triad-edition

lol

StrixVaria

Rapitor

took 15 minutes to realize?

GnomeSlice

@StrixVaria shopped

Matt Giltaji

17:48

@GnomeSlice i can tell from the pixels

Lazers

-2

Q: Can I get A Beta key after the 13 Jan?

Anyone Got a beta key and want to give it to me? ( I know thats crazy ) Can i get a beta key after Closet beta begins?

heroes-of-the-storm

MadMAxJr

Do I want to know why there's mostly bears in the stars?

Yuuki

@MadMAxJr Depends, do you want to know why there's mostly bears in the stars?

MadMAxJr

In retrospect it sounds like a curious question as to why space exploration has only revealed bears on distant worlds.

StrixVaria

@Lazers I miss "too localized".

MadMAxJr

17:58

No advanced life, no distant civilizations, only bears.

GnomeSlice

shipyourenemiesglitter.com

MadMAxJr

That's almost on par with something the cards against humanity guys would do.

That site does have the best FAQ ever though.

Rapitor

My recipient got glitter in both eyeballs, is now blind & would like to file charges. Help?
"Heh."

MadMAxJr

@Sterno The Bear-on-ess.

Matt Giltaji

glitter is terrible. i gave a friend with a glittery dress a ride home from a party years ago and still have glitter all over my backseat.

Frank

18:11

@MattGiltaji Doesn't a vacuum take care of that?

Ooh. Apparently SAO:Hollow Fragment would get a sequel if it sold over 200K copies. It did, so it should be getting a sequel.

MBraedley

@StrixVaria yep, that would seem like the right close reason. RIP too localized.

Matt Giltaji

@Frank didn't get it all

Frank

@MattGiltaji You...do clean your car from time to time, right? I'd think a vacuum would fix the glitter problem.

Unionhawk

@Frank -1 - uses a product designed to solve the problem

Yes that's a lifehacks joke

Frank

@Unionhawk You could always torch your car; that would solve the problem, too.

Matt Giltaji

18:18

@Frank nope, vacuum doesn't pick it all up

GnomeSlice

Frank

@MattGiltaji That must be some super fine glitter.

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice I got a job right out of Uni. It was great.

Matt Giltaji

@Frank i have fabric seats and it got embedded or something

Tim Stone

I got a job while in university.

Wipqozn

18:21

USE THIS ONE CRAZY TRICK TO GET A JOB OUT OF UNI

Unionhawk

You called?

Rapitor

how to get glitter out of things may actually be a valid lifehack question, because vacuums usually don't do shit

Wipqozn

THE TRICK COLLEGE STUDENTS COMPLAINING ON REDDIT DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW

Yuuki

@Unionhawk @GnomeSlice wants a job out of you.

Matt Giltaji

@GnomeSlice i got a job straight out of uni, then got laid off a few months later. it sucked

Tim Stone

18:22

Yeah, you can't trust jobs that come straight out of @Uni.

Lazers

0

Q: What is this snowflake?

While playing, I noticed this snowflake sitting on the ground. I'm not sure if a monster dropped it or not, but it did not get auto-picked up as gold does. After clicking it, all I got was a message that says "Yay!!" I've also seen a sweater that behaved the same way. Are they the same th...

clicker-heroes

Wipqozn

My trick is doing a Co-op job (think internship, but actually useful and you get paid), so I had connections once I graduated.

Tim Stone

Why he's even been eating applications, we do not know.

Rapitor

@MattGiltaji i don't think mine was "straight out", but it was a few months after grad. still promptly got laid off.

Matt Giltaji

@TimStone my termination notice said something about "insufficient interest in wind waker"

Wipqozn

18:23

@GnomeSlice I'm now considering doing another DS2 run only using fist weapons

Caestus all day everyday

GnomeSlice

I dunno if I'll play through DS2 again

Origami Robot

@Wipqozn gross

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot well, there was ashort delay. only a few months.

Let's see... one month when I was told to apply for this job, then heard back a month later.

Rapitor

Lazers

0

Q: in skyrim why do people be rude to khajits like myself?

It really gets on my nerves when they something rude to me every time I get on it.LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLERITGHGHERGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

skyrim

-1

Q: Issue with Minecraft launcher not downloading files

whenever I hit play on the Minecraft launcher, it goes to download some files, but the bar doesn't move. I've tried it both on wireless and ethernet connections to my internet. The log always looks like this, no errors, just no progress. [16:49:09 INFO]: Minecraft Launcher 1.6.5 (through bootstr...

minecraft

Kevin van der Velden

18:34

@lazers skyrim question: that's a perfectly answerable Lode question, of very badly put.

Yuuki

@Lazers I want to edit this so it makes more sense, but I feel like it would be too radical a change.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Yuuki Don't bother.

Yuuki

@LessPop_MoreFizz Yeah, I might as well be asking my own question if I do that.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Incoherent troll questions don't deserve saving, even if it's obvious what the 'question' at the heart of it is

Yuuki

So I'm a horrible person.

I just made a supply request for Sunny D.

Wipqozn

18:39

@Yuuki You go girl

Kevin van der Velden

Now I wanna create and self answer that same question

Yuuki

@Wipqozn We have a case of Capri Sun in our refrigerator too.

Kevin van der Velden

But you are spared from that because mobile, also at the movies

djsmiley2k

what does the bedroom in BoI do!? D:

Yuuki

It's like I'm back to my childhood except my parents love me.

Matt Giltaji

18:40

@Yuuki so true

Yuuki

@MattGiltaji I'm not sure what you're implying here. That my workplace has kiddy drinks or that my parents don't love me.

Matt Giltaji

@Yuuki i wanted those drinks so much as a kid. i had them once or twice but parents never bought them

Origami Robot

@djsmiley2k bomb the rug

Matt Giltaji

i had them as an adult and it totally brought me back

djsmiley2k

@OrigamiRobot really? :/ (i died btw, but that was the second bedroom i'd seen that run)

Matt Giltaji

18:43

so more of the first part than the second

Chippies

Very late reply, but to all those talking about how easy it is to clean glitter off of things clearly have never had glitter on their things

wife got this really shitty glitter wrapping paper for christmas once 2 years ago

I still find glitter everywhere in the house, in the car, on clothes, on our bodies

that was 2 years ago

Matt Giltaji

it spreads like a virus

i moved apartments and the glitter followed me to the new apartment

Chippies

there are two kinds of people: people who haven't had to deal with glitter and people who will deal with glitter for the rest of their lives

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Origami Robot

Someone gave me a glitter Christmas card this year

I didn't escape

Arperum

@djsmiley2k There is or a door to the next floor under the rug, or a door to a black market/ extra item/chest passage.

Origami Robot

18:50

Now I have to preface every handshake with a glitter warning. Can't be too careful.

Arperum

Also: running into the bed heals you IIRC (once per bed)

Batophobia

@Chippies Ask Lifehacks

Chippies

@Batophobia You can only get rid of the glitter that you know exists

You clean your clothes, you clean the car, clean the house, shower yourself and you think there's no glitter left

boom, week later, more glitter

Batophobia

@Chippies "Someone brought glitter in the house, time to burn it down and get the insurance money"

Origami Robot

@Batophobia It will persevere.

Chippies

18:53

@Batophobia unless you burn yourself as well, that probably won't get rid of the glitter

Sterno

I am level 13 and there is nary a Bearscape in sight!

Batophobia

Glitter is the zombie apocalypse

Chippies

Whoever figures out how to weaponize glitter will bring the doom to humanity

Matt Giltaji

@Chippies i think digitizing glitter would be far worse

if glitter gains access to the internet, all is lost

Yuuki

@MattGiltaji Digitized glitter = spambots.

Chippies

18:55

@MattGiltaji attach malware to glitter and watch it spread. The problem is, you won't be safe from it yourself

Matt Giltaji

i was thinking more 3d printing of glitter

Yuuki

@MattGiltaji Isn't glitter just tiny pieces of shiny paper?

Do you really need 3D printing for that?

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