The Bridge

Tim Stone

00:00

@Unionhawk They probably force your printer to automatically print out paper handcuffs so you can arrest yourself when it happens, I second this.

Wipqozn

I would find it very surprising if Bandcamp didn't handle all this for you.

Tim Stone

It's almost like that thing I said up there.

badp

@ElfSlice woot woot.

Wipqozn

Which is why I was asking about the regional pricing stuff. If it didn';t give you any options like that then they probably all take care of it for you.

Tim Stone

We could have answered this sooner by looking at the flowchart

> Do you only sell your e services through a third party platform or marketplace? (For
example not through your own website?) -> Yes -> The rule changes don't apply to you

badp

00:01

@Wipqozn to be fair I do believe that the idea is that you should still charge the same across different countries and there's just some countries you make more money from than others and that's okay and you just live with it. No one is alarmed when it happens with Australia and Europe in 2014 anyway.

Tim Stone

I don't know who made that chart but they need to work on their line-making skills.

badp

After all among other things it's iirc illegal to show prices to the public without VAT in Italy

iirc

@TimStone here is one of the best talks at the 31c3 for you to laze through

►

I hope you and others find it as frightening as I did

Lazers

00:28

-1

Q: how do i make an ftb monster server without moving all of the mods to the .minecraft mod folder?

I don't know what to do because I tried looking up tutorials and there were none that showed what I needed to know.

Origami Robot

00:43

Wooooo

2 ships, 200k in bounties!

Lazers

0

Q: Forge for Minecraft 1.8.1 says I have to run MC 1.8.1 manually first (which I've already done)

I've looked everywhere, and I can't seem to find any way to fix the issue I'm having. I found a version of Forge for 1.8, I downloaded it, but when I tried to run the client, it said I have to run Minecraft 1.8 manually first, which I've already done. Again, I downloaded it and it said the same t...

minecraft

Unionhawk

joins the party kind of not really

Ktash

@ElfSlice Likely they are the vendor on record anyway, which would make them responsible for it

@Unionhawk Why are we partying?

Origami Robot

01:03

DAMMIT @UNI GET BETTER TUBES

@TimStone owowowowowowowowowow

Tim Stone

@badp Thanks! I'll take a look.

@codinghorror Our HOA posted something similar to that in a newsletter, along with a reminder that toddler swim diapers are "fecal teabags".

Tweeted by williamberryiii on January 2, 2015 at 12:32 AM in reply to codinghorror

That is how I shall refer to them from now on.

Lazers

0

Q: Where are the best places to Level up Forms?

I'm trying to learn as many abilities as i can, this includes ones i gain from Level up forms. Valor Form is easy enough to do since EXP i gained from connecting attacks. Wisdom Form on the other hand is becoming a pain as it's EXP is gained from killing enemies and i always have 1 party membe...

kingdom-hearts-2.5-remix

Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot NO (I'm glad you didn't see that entry on that station because dear god that was bad)

HOW DO THEY DO IT AAA

Origami Robot

What?

Tim Stone

I kinda feel like I need to get this game just so I can dock perfectly on my first try and show up @Unionhawk

Lazers

01:12

0

Q: Steam - Non-Steam Game Shortcut Path

I am trying to write a small batch file or ps1 script to add a non-game shortcut to the Steam library. Unfortunately, I am unable to figure out where valve is saving the info. No luck in the registry. This will be for Marvel Heroes 2015, launching the x64 executable. I have a bunch of brothers w...

steam marvel-heroes

Unionhawk

Enter star ports without crashing into the airlock walls

THE THING IS A GODDAMN MAIL SLOT

Tim Stone

AND YOU ARE BUT A SPECK OF DUST IN THE COSMIC VOID!

Plenty of room.

Unionhawk

I can do it on the docking training thing, but not on the travel one because the docking one starts you near 100% aligned with the thing

Whereas the travel one has you disengage supercruise on the opposite side of the station

Origami Robot

@Unionhawk lol u so silly

Unionhawk

And I can't do it reliably enough

Origami Robot

01:14

Solution: only use outposts

Unionhawk

Is the thing there a mail slot too?

If so that doesn't help me

Origami Robot

No

Yuuki

Don't you have a flight stick?

Doesn't that automatically make you 5 times better than me at this?

Unionhawk

SHUT YOUR FACE HOLE

ALL OF THEM

(if you want a checklist to see if you got all of your faceholes, I can give you that)

Origami Robot

@Yuuki just evaded interdiction and you can't even dock

Unionhawk

01:17

I can dock kind of.

I think my problem is I'm impatient and can't spell, and I need to make my approach a little wider

I'd also be better at this on a desk, buy the area around and behind my desk in this house is a disaster zone at best

I'm going to watch @Yuuki and feel terrible about myself

Lazers

01:38

0

Q: Is there a way to have my friends join a server in MC PE without having them right next to me?

I want to make a server in MC PE for my friend to join but she's at least a mile away can I do this? Will it work?

minecraft-pocket-edition

Unionhawk

Alright, TAKE A MILLION OF DOCKING: ACTION

@Unionhawk That's disgusting and doesn't mean what you think it means.

Yuuki

01:53

@OrigamiRobot Should I get a Hauler or save up for the Adder?

RedRiderX

@badp Oh shit!

The dangers of endless middle-ware writ large!

Origami Robot

@Yuuki idk man, I didn't do any exploring or trading

Wipqozn

I might finish Season 3 of Legend of korra tonight.

Emphasis on might. I should probably go to bed... but I've only got about 2 hours of episodes left for this season!

Sterno

I need to find out how badly @OrigamiRobot is doing in Dungeonmans, and then play myself.

Origami Robot

Badly

Sterno

02:08

Wow. @OrigamiRobot the XVI

Protip: Heavy armor instead of Medium

Origami Robot

@Sterno It's the next guy, I just reroll a lot

Sterno

Protip #2: After starter dungeon, run to the furthest town you've explored and try to buy tier 2 or tier 3 unenchanted gear

I like what it says if you try to reuse a name that you rerolled

I went to sleep at an inn and woke up in some ascii dungeon

@OrigamiRobot You need this ^^

Origami Robot

Seems cool

Lazers

0

Q: Can you revive turnips?

I time warp a LOT. Lately I've been very invested in the stock market and I've spent about 10 million bells on turnips. Today I accidentally set the clock a day backwards, and all of my turnips became rotten. This isn't the first time this has happened to me. I'm sick of losing tons of money bec...

animal-crossing-new-leaf

0

Q: What strategies help foster teamwork in public dota 2 matches?

I am interested in exploring different ways of communicating and interacting with the other 4 players on my team in solo-queue ranked matches. I want to help foster a more positive match environment with my team, and generally improve our chances of winning the match. Obviously winning is not alw...

dota-2 moba

Sterno

@OrigamiRobot That's the sort of enchantments starshards can give

ElfSlice

02:18

dungeonmans demanstered

Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot You will be happy to know that I think I have docking down, and I was just impatient

I also think I'm ready to jump into the actual game as soon as my laptop hits below really fucking hot

LessPop_MoreFizz

> Kids Are Smoking Bed Bugs To Get High. Kids will do just about anything to get high now-a-days, even if that means smoking bed bugs. Yeah that’s right actual bed bugs. They apparently contain a chemical called PH-417 and it causes the user to have vivid hallucinations. Kids in Arizona are doing this more and more often which is starting to worry health officials. This is because the bed bugs also contain a toxic chemical that can actually make you sick.

GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

user15026

.......................

user15026

...........

Yuuki

AKSDFJA;EOFSHVJKZNVJKLANSRKJ

Unionhawk

02:21

What.

user15026

Yeah, I got nothing.

Unionhawk

How?

Yuuki

BRAIN, INITIATE SHUTDOWN.

EMERGENCY STOP, GO.

Unionhawk

That's all I really want to know.

How does one smoke a bed bug?

Don't answer that

I don't really want to know, I'm sure

Yuuki

TIL @Unionhawk wants to smoke bedbugs.

Unionhawk

02:22

No, I just... don't understand how that can be done

user15026

Why do I feel that this, like just about every fucking thing like it, is done by a tiny tiny subset of the population, if at all, and is really not a Thing

Unionhawk

Can someone confirm that isn't from The Onion or Clickhole by the way?

Because seriously, this seems like a perfect /r/nottheonion post if it isn't

Sterno

Why do I feel like there is a script somewhere that just replaces the word "bed bugs" with whatever you want.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Unionhawk I can confirm.

user15026

Oh look, not a thing: snopes.com/horrors/parental/bedbugs.asp

Unionhawk

02:24

@Sterno I mean, cloud to butt is a thing, so why not?

@AshleyNunn TAKE THAT @LessPop_MoreFizz

Sterno

@AshleyNunn Or did the obviously fake story then start an epidemic of teenage bedbug smoking?

Unionhawk

SHOVE THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT

...I'll show myself out then

user15026

@Sterno We will never know

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Unionhawk Oh, I never denied it was probably false. Just that it's also not from Onion/Clickhole

Unionhawk

@AshleyNunn We probably will, there is no real supply of bedbugs. You don't just cut open a mattress to try to sell the bedbugs that might be inside for drug money. Or maybe you do. I don't know.

LessPop_MoreFizz

02:27

(Here's the hysterical local news report that I saw.)

Lifehacks.se: I want to experience hallucinations, but mushrooms are illegal and/or expensive. What alternatives are available?

A: Smoke some bedbugs.

Unionhawk

psychological lifehack, off topic

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Unionhawk Psychoactive != Psychological.

Unionhawk

drug-rec

4

3 mins ago, by Unionhawk

...I'll show myself out then

@LessPop_MoreFizz You think the people at lifehacks know the difference?

Or care?

Lazers

0

Q: Are MMORPG's considered entertaining to web audiences?

I wish to start a YouTube channel, and unlike the 7 billion other Teenagers, I wish to focues on Games other than Call Of Duty, Halo and Minecraft. I currently only have a Chromebook to record on, and do not wish to install any other OSs in order to run steam etc. I remembered playing games such ...

runescape

0

Q: How do I get the gravity suit on jet pack joyride

I am trying to do the mission change gravity 30 times in one run I know you have to use a gravity suit but how do I get the gravity suit I can't seem to find it.

jetpack-joyride

Sterno

@LessPop_MoreFizz They don't have a sense of humor there. I linked the Top 10 Lifehacks thing in their chat that you linked me a few days ago that was stuff like "You can't wait for water to boil? Your life is too busy. Find a way to relax" type stuff and they were like "We'd flag that as NAA"

NO SHIT, I WASN'T GOING TO POST IT YOU HUMORLESS SO-AND-SOS

Vektorweg

02:31

blub

Unionhawk

Thank you for choosing The Bridge would you like to try a combo meal?

user15026

@Unionhawk Only if I can get a supersize fry with it

Unionhawk

crackly drive through stereo That'll be 9.17 sever your leg please

Vektorweg

sure. i like combo meals.

Sterno

So is docking in Elite: Dangerous easier or harder than landing on the aircraft carrier in NES's Top Gun

user15026

02:34

@Unionhawk I like my legs, is an ear okay?

Unionhawk

Nevermind. @OrigamiRobot would probably appreciate the reference :P

Vektorweg

some games are so difficult, even trying to land is fun in it.

Origami Robot

I am hungry

I think a pizza is in my future

Vektorweg

eat a leg.

user15026

@OrigamiRobot I got Chinese food, it was a good decision

Origami Robot

02:35

That requires me to talk to someone

Vektorweg

pizza with ear flavor.

user15026

@OrigamiRobot Not if you order online

Origami Robot

Nowhere around here that has online ordering :(

Unionhawk

@Sterno Probably easier

user15026

Booooooo

Unionhawk

02:36

1. It's not on the NES, 2. You're in space. You can just sit there and not have gravity be a factor while you line things up

Tim Stone

Yay, Valkyria Chronicles complete. Now to decide if I want to try and 100% it...

Unionhawk

You have 10 minutes to do it starting from obtaining permission, and I usually pull it off in 2 from approach to final docking

You could definitely do it faster, I just take longer to line things up

Origami Robot

@TimStone No, buy E:D and/or Dungeonmans

Yuuki

Docking is waaay easy if you have lateral thrust controls.

It's much harder if you don't map those.

Tim Stone

@OrigamiRobot But I have all these other games I bought during the sale!

Unionhawk

02:38

@Yuuki Yes

I have mine mapped to numpad

Origami Robot

@TimStone Well they were the wrong ones

Unionhawk

So much more control

Tim Stone

Vektorweg

ever tried to use all features of a jet in LockOn?

Tim Stone

@OrigamiRobot You should have told me sooner!

Yuuki

02:39

@TimStone And then right when you're about to finish your final lap, some ass comes out of nowhere and chucks a blue shell at the back of your head.

Tim Stone

That'd be terrible/great.

Origami Robot

@TimStone I've been trying

Unionhawk

@TimStone He's telling you now though!

user15026

@TimStone This is wonderful

Unionhawk

And also months ago

Probably

Tim Stone

02:40

@OrigamiRobot You told me after I bought all the things and then decided I should stop spending money!

Unionhawk

@TimStone Well I'm telling you to do it. If that changes anything.

Tim Stone

If I get Elite I'll also feel compelled to get a new joystick for no particular reason.

Unionhawk

I DON'T JUST RECOMMEND EVERY GAME @OrigamiRobot PLAYS

EXAMPLE: I DON'T PLAY MONSTER HUNTER

Yuuki

@TimStone It's perfectly fine with a gamepad, I've been doing great.

Unionhawk

@TimStone Yep.

This is accurate.

But it works with a gamepad.

But a flight stick makes you feel like pew pew

Tim Stone

02:41

@Yuuki Compelled, for no particular reason!

See, pew pew, that's some seriousness right there.

Unionhawk

(you have to make those sound effects when pressing the trigger)

And a satisfying missile launch sound effect of your choice pressing alt fire

boosh...kaboom

I'M LOSING MY MIND

Yuuki

I only have Pulse Lasers.

Unionhawk

Yeah, I had missiles in the last training thing I did

LessPop_MoreFizz

I am sad that Dungeonmans doesn't have a mac version.

Unionhawk

They were the bomb

...

LessPop_MoreFizz

02:44

It is the perfect game for when I am running OS X. :(

Unionhawk

15 mins ago, by Unionhawk

3 mins ago, by Unionhawk

...I'll show myself out then

I might do that particular training one more time. That one was fun once I got behind those guys.

They kept out maneuvering me because their ships were better

GENERAL NOTE: IF I SAY ANYTHING THAT IS INNUENDO IN THE NEXT 2 MONTHS OR SO, I'M TALKING ABOUT ELITE YOU PERVERT

Alright, I think... I'm going to hop in to the real world.

ElfSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz If you tell me what interests you about it, I might be able to help you find a similar game for Mac

LessPop_MoreFizz

@ElfSlice The high quality of it's execution.

ElfSlice

So you want a polished roguelike

LessPop_MoreFizz

@ElfSlice No.

But grats on missing the point.

ElfSlice

02:55

fuck you

find your own game

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz You gave him one vague sentence, and then when he tried to clarify, you implied he was stupid. That's awful nice of you.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn The point was that I'm not really looking for a suggestion of an alternative

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz Then perhaps you should have stated such implicitly?

Sterno

@OrigamiRobot I'm on level 14 of a dungeon that doesn't seem to end, started out trivial on floor 1, and is now "dangerous" by floor 14

This does not bode well

And since I got here by sleeping in the inn, chances are good if I die, no one will ever recover my corpse.

Ktash

03:15

Well I just accidentally watched Frozen again...

Phoenix

Hey guys can I have your opinion on something?

Yuuki

No, no you may not. </joking>

Sterno

It depends. I only enjoy giving my opinion on topics I know nothing about.

user15026

@Yuuki in not giving an opinion, do we give an opinion?

Phoenix

Currently sustain a system that generates a 25,000 line of code dll API from database structures

What do you think this means?

Yuuki

03:19

Busywork. Lots and lots of busywork.

user15026

You know you are in a video gaming site chat, not an SO chat, yes?

Phoenix

Here is my guess: supports 25000 lines of POCO classes

i dont give a shit

i need opinions :D

MBraedley

Grr, I can't seem to play YouTube videos on my iPad. Anyone else experiencing something similar?

Yuuki

@AshleyNunn We do have a surprising amount of programmers here.

user15026

@Phoenix Okay then, sorry for trying to direct you to someplace that might be more helpful

Phoenix

03:20

@AshleyNunn Hehe.. you can still do that

My question stays though

Yuuki

@AshleyNunn Okay, for some strange reason, I thought we were talking to @Raven.

user15026

@MBraedley I know my mom was texting me earlier asking me about ipads and youtube stuff

Sterno

You don't care if anyone knows what you're talking about or what kind of opinions you get? Try Yahoo! Answers!

user15026

@Phoenix Yay?

Frank

@Phoenix You'll generally get a better reception if you're more receptive to people trying to help you.

As is, a newcomer jumping in, asking a question, and then being rude about it tends to not really make a good first impression on me.

user15026

03:21

@MBraedley No idea if that is related, but it's a data point I guess

MBraedley

The web interface doesn't even seem to be working

user15026

Oh that sucks :(

Ktash

@MBraedley Web one just redirects to the app, right?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Phoenix Not giving a shit about the room you've wandered into is a pretty good way to not be welcome or get answers in that room.

Ktash

Is it up to date?

Phoenix

03:23

@AshleyNunn Umm about being rude... sorry for the swearing, it kinda slipped my keys

MBraedley

@Ktash Not always

user15026

@Phoenix There is more wrong with your attitude than the cursing, but sure

MBraedley

@Ktash I presume so, I have auto updates enabled.

user15026

Mid-week days off are confusing because my brain doesn't want to remember I have to get up for work tomorrow

Ktash

@MBraedley Huh, we'll I would test on mine, but apparently I don't have the Youtube app. I thought it was pre-installed, but I guess not

Lazers

03:35

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Q: How do i reset the controls in agrarian skies?

I did something to agrarian skies. I was just playing when the game glitched out. I couldn't pick items form my inventory or attack. most of it is fixed now but I'm having a hard time with these different controls. Is there some way to set them back to their defaults?

minecraft-feed-the-beast

MBraedley

I can't seem to get any online video to play...

Maybe if I reboot...

Huzzah! Turning it off and on again actually worked!

RedRiderX

Wow, The Grand Budapest Hotel really holds dear the tenet of "Every Frame a Painting"

I feel like there were countless stylistic decisions deliberately made for reasons I don't realize.

LessPop_MoreFizz

03:52

@RedRiderX Welcome to Wes Anderson movies.

Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot So... Docking Request Denied? Wat do

LessPop_MoreFizz

Have you seen any others?

That is... what he does.

@Unionhawk my Docking Request with urmom was approved.

Origami Robot

@Unionhawk Outpost?

Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot Ya

Yuuki

@Unionhawk Get closer.

Origami Robot

03:53

All pads are taken. Keep trying.

Yuuki

If you're further than 7.5km, it's refused, I think.

Unionhawk

Bah

Ktash

RedRiderX

@LessPop_MoreFizz Looking at his filmography... I guess not

Unionhawk

@Yuuki I could literally lick this outpost if I wanted to

RedRiderX

03:54

I don't know how I've missed him, he even did a kids movie for crying out loud

LessPop_MoreFizz

@RedRiderX Go watch Rushmore, The Royal Tennenbaums and The Life Acquatic. Now

Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot So somehow my left mouse or trigger button was locked down. And now I'm wanted. Fack.

Origami Robot

oops

Yuuki

@Unionhawk Welp, time to go kill @Unionhawk.

Origami Robot

@Unionhawk Where are you?

I will come... help

Unionhawk

03:57

And I think there's a thousand or so credit fine for failing to deliver this crap now

FUCK

Yuuki

@Unionhawk Pick me, at least I was upfront about it!

Lazers

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Q: Unable to hear dialogue

After finishing the playthrough of Assassins Creed 4 several months ago, I came back to the game just for some fun. However, upon starting up a new campaign, I began having problems with hearing the dialogue during cutscenes. This does not seem to be an issue with my speakers as every other backg...

xbox-one assassins-creed-4

Unionhawk

This is awkward.

Ktash

@Unionhawk Only awkward if we make it awkward

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