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@OrigamiRobot aluminium?
@kalina STOP BETRAYING YOUR COUNTRYMAN
BETRAYAL? ME?
you MUST be kidding.
Obviously
Especially given that aluminum is the spelling the original discoverer preferred
INTERESTING
16:05
@OrigamiRobot Sounds cool
I haven't played MTG since they removed mana burn.
@OrigamiRobot that can cause some nasty combos
@MadMAxJr They don't send people around to enforce that rule at private games you know.
16:07
@OrigamiRobot EXILE ALL THE THINGS.
Can you exile cards from your graveyard at will? (i.e. it's not just the top one)
@KevinvanderVelden YES
That'll be a nasty critter in type 2.
@OrigamiRobot EEeeevil
16:09
GOBUL
CC @Frank @Fluttershy @Yuuki @Wipqozn
Right. So black decks this season are going to be about stuffing your graveyard early and often?
@OrigamiRobot zombie gobul! :o
DASH IS REALLY INTERESTING I HAVE HIGH HOPES
It's cheaper but only last until your end phase, that can be scary
16:11
Oh wow they're brining that back as a named mechanic.
Makes anything that would reduce damage/whatever useless basically
There was an older set that had those. Cast, haste, combat, return to hand.
@OrigamiRobot The bottom of that border still looks atrocious.
The card is neat, though.
@OrigamiRobot dash is best pony
16:13
Knew that was coming
LEGENDARY DRAGONS GET HYPE
WHOA, WHAT WATERMARK IS THAT?
@OrigamiRobot Gobul was a jerk.
Also, my phone tried to autocorrect Gobul to Gooby.
@Fluttershy NOW WE GET TO RELIVE THE EXPERIENCE WITH FAE
@Fluttershy inb4 Deviljho.
Which is basically every mission after high-rank.
16:19
DEVILJHO IS A PUNK
ur a punk
I miss my dragons that made people foam at the mouth. "I hit you, discard your hand."
@MadMAxJr Or the dragons where you can't damage them until you either poison them or break their horn. Oh and you can't get near them or they send you flying too.
Stupid Kushala Daora.
Oh. Monster Hunter.
Elder Dragons are fun fights.
16:24
Sadly I only got as far as Tigrex before "Okay, I can't do this anymore."
Especially when they are neither Elder nor Dragon (gorram Kirin).
@MadMAxJr Oooo yeah, Tigrex is a badass motherf--ker.
I did enjoy the fact those monsters are so epic that they're usually just annoyed by you, once you do some harm, they fly off and go take a nap.
He tends to work counter to a lot of strats. Flash Bomb? He gets even crazier.
Stall out his Rage Mode? His lasts forever.
A friend dragged me along on one of the more epic missions. Something about jumping onto the back of a moving dragon in a canyon, PUTTING KEG BOMBS on his back, and harming him before he gets to this big siege gate.
Tigrex has two modes: hit hard and HIT HARDER.
@MadMAxJr Ah, Laoshan.
That's a great fight.
Especially when you find out that dragon's a juvenile.
16:27
My first time doing that mission was mostly me going "THEY GET THIS BIG?"
@MadMAxJr THEY GET BIGGER.
5
THAT'S A PRE-TEEN.
I never got to any of the end game content.
@MadMAxJr You never actually fight an adult Laoshan.
Mostly because they're essentially mountains.
Just got good with the bow, and that one dragon that you literally have to fish for.
And by "mountain", I mean "Mt. Everest".
16:28
My current boredom level is such that I would probably be willing to lose my Dungeons & Dragons or Magic the Gathering virginities.
actually, I take that back, nothing could ever get me that bored
Hater
D&D SUCKS
@kalina You should play Diablo
MTG is a dark addiction. It lures you in with pretty art and some interesting mechanics. But putting in more than $20 is the path to madness.
GURPS4LYFE
16:29
@SaintWacko I played D3... with you guys... for ages...
@MadMAxJr This is why I don't like CCGs
and then I remembered that it's D3, and is thus pointless
They feel like Pay to Win
@kalina Really, doesn't that apply to any video game?
@kalina And right, I meant, you should come play again
@SaintWacko yes, hence "I do not currently play any games and haven't done so since basically watchunderscoredogs"
People still play D3?
16:30
@saintwacko aren't all games play to win?
Except clickers?
Dungeons and Dragons however, varies immensely based on who you play with. It can be good, bad, tramatic, 'I need a therapist', and/or 'This is absolutely amazing'
@Unionhawk No. Dark Souls is Play To Lose. A Lot.
@kalina Oh, okay :(
@Unionhawk Good catch, thank you
I'm apparently joining a D&D campaign soon. The DM is using 3.x rules, which I don't like for combat, so I'm going to ignore combat when building my character.
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Q: Post Monarch Trade?

Jack GWhat kind of trade goods from dwarven caravans can I expect if I become a capital? Will they send me steel (or at least steel goods)? How about gold, silver, etc.? Silk, clay? I assume the wont send me stone, except as blocks.

16:32
I very carefully ignore the fact that all games are, at their core, a waste of time
Except for the stories
And the fun
@StrixVaria I have been wanting to play D&D for a long time
I will play mass effect 4
I'M NOT SURE WE HAVE THE SAME DEFINITION OF "WASTE"
but it had best seriously be one of the most enlightening moments of my existence, otherwise I'm basically done with gaming
But the only person I know who runs a campaign is LadyWacko's ex-husband
So...
Dark Souls. Imagine you would like to get a cookie. The cookie is inside a fragile glass case, soaked in a flammable, deadly contact-toxin. The area surrounding the cookie is on fire. Blue fire. In these flames live creatures immune to the fire who hate cookies and all cookie lovers. On a tower above the cookie are two archers shooting arrows the size of flag poles.
16:34
@OrigamiRobot I don't deny they're fun, but something like Diablo, once you've beaten the story, the point of playing is to get better gear, so you can play on harder difficulty, so you can get better gear, so you can play on harder difficulty...
RT @shainaluck: 1 open run at @SkiWentworth. Can you see all the little black specks making their way down the hill? http://t.co/L2xLbMVb80
Ow!
Kitten claws are sharp
Kitten is kneading my leg
A sad state of affairs for Nova Scotia skiers
@SaintWacko bad kitten
16:35
@SaintWacko TIME YOU ENJOY WASTING AND ALL THAT
@MadMAxJr But you don't know any of this. You're just given a non-clue like "There is a cookie somewhere."
@OrigamiRobot Right, I enjoy the time
It's just realizing that there's no real goal I'm working towards
@MBraedley Sweet kitten
But OW
People assure you that the lore and background of the cookie are deep and intriguing.
THE GOAL IS TO HAVE FUN. WHEN YOU STOP HAVING FUN, STOP DOING THE THING
I found it was more fun to watch people try to play Dark Souls than to play it myself.
16:37
@MadMAxJr My relationship with playing Dark Souls is awkward. I have trouble starting to play, and I have trouble continuing to play once I've started, but all the time I've spent with it was fun.
I think I would like it more if I played it drunk.
Lifehack.SE Q: I'm playing a video game (irrelevant note, but it's Dark Souls). I get frustrated when I play to the point where I find myself curled in the fetal position in the corner of the room, rocking back and forth crying. Sometimes I'm crying blood. Any tips on reducing the impact of my gradual decent into madness?
Psychological Lifehacks are off-topic.
So only physical lifehacks are on-topic then? Like cost-effective laser eyes and cybernetics?
@Sterno Could I ask a question like, "Sleep is a waste of time. Are there any alternatives?"
You are our lifehacks expert.
16:40
Nope
What a lame site.
time to lifehacks "how to pee standing without making a mess"
@kalina Be male.
sounds like the start of the kalina site derailing process
A: "For one, stop spinning around singing "Spin me round" when in the restroom."
16:42
The Bridge is why I can't take lifehacks seriously, so thanks for keeping me sane I guess
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Q: How should I keep my carrots fresh

Nick J AdamsI have heard that people keep carrots in their fridge for months without them going bad; mine seem to last only a week or two at best. I buy my carrots in 1kg plastic bags from a supermarket. I remove the carrots from the plastic bag before putting them in the fridge. My neighbour goes to a whol...

HARD HITTING QUESTIONS
@StrixVaria PUBLIC RESTROOMS HAVE TAUGHT ME THAT SOME MEN NEED MORE THAN THAT
@OrigamiRobot ...? Like.. what? Being... double male?
the problem with most men is they believe they have a hose when in fact it's just a nipple
Being male, and also some target practice or something
16:44
In point of fact, I have two nipples.
I saw a question on parenting.se about "where should I teach my son to aim when potty training?" The answer was "just getting it into the toilet is a miracle."
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Q: How can I get mods on a non-bukkit Minecraft server?

user96978I have a Minecraft 1.8.1, non-Bukkit server (Using the .exe and nothing else) and I wan't to add some mods. Can I do that? if so, how? or do I need to switch to Bukkit? Also, a friend and I have spent a LONG time on my current server so I would like to be able to changeto a Bukkit server without...

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A: what is the best way to potty train a little boy?

MikePut Cheerios on the back of the toilet. When my son had to pee he would throw a handful in the toilet and pee on them

@Sterno Seriously, you lower the IQ of everyone here every time you link to that site.
WTF parenting
16:47
Lifehack.SE Q: I have created a small quantity of silicon based life in a distant galaxy (not important to the topic). I find that their quality of life destabilizes quickly in earth-like atmospheres. How can I hack/adjust the planetary conditions to be more suitable to this lifeforms in my experiment?
> Our son is 2 and a half and he has the peeps pretty much mastered.
LIFEHACK: DON'T CALL IT "THE PEEPS"
Cursed to do 12 damage to myself whenever I kill an enemy. NOT GOOD
The. Peeps.
Wat
When I hear peeps I think the marshmallows
Which my son calls "snack birdies"
Which is the best name ever
@Sterno wat
16:53
@SaintWacko YES
Also, I am back on Linux
I suspect my problem was that my second graphics card is dying
So I'm going to try using Linux without turning on SLI
And see if I have any issues
@Sterno Step 1: Don't buy carrots in 1kg packages. Who eats that many carrots?
Who are you, Bugs Bunny?
@Yuuki I WOULD
Yea, half kilogram packages are still a lot
NOT IN ONE SITTING, BUT IN A FEW
16:58
Perhaps the poster is secretly dozens of rabbits.
@OrigamiRobot YOU ARE A ROBOT AND ARE THUS DISQUALIFIED FROM LIFEHACKS.SE, YOU LUCKY BASTARD.
I love that your explanation is not he has rabbits, no, that he is rabbits
@Unionhawk Anyone who owns rabbits slowly becomes the rabbits themselves.
They're like the slippery slope of animals.
Not to be confused with goats, the animal of slippery slopes.
WAIT, 1KG OF CARROTS ISN'T EVEN THAT MUCH
I COULD EAT THAT IN ONE SITTING
Carrots are delicious
Fresh, fully grown carrots are the best
17:03
@OrigamiRobot It's 2 pounds of carrots
Baby carrots are still good
@Unionhawk YES
I used to take a vegetable peeler and a full grown carrot to work for lunch
They are so good
@SaintWacko They're great, but I wouldn't eat that many in a week.
17:03
I probably could eat 2 pounds of carrots. I would never want to.
MAN, NOW I WANT CARROTS
ALSO, CARROTS DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE A WORD NOW
Carrot tempura.
THAT LOOKS DISGUSTING
THE ONLY GOOD CARROT IS RAW
Mozzarella, carrots, and olives.
17:06
OLIVES ARE ALSO GROSS
WORK LEVEL: [ ] NOT ENOUGH [x] WAY TOO MUCH
1 min ago, by Unionhawk
NO U
ALL OF @Yuuki'S FOOD TORTURE IS TOO FANCY TO WORK ON ME
OK, I'M GOING TO GO BUY A 2LB BAG OF CARROTS AND ATTEMPT TO EAT THEM FOR LUNCH
I SHALL REPORT MY FINDINGS
...
You're a fool
in Minecraft Talk, Dec 22 at 0:00, by Unionhawk
I play video games with these fools.
That's a lot of carrots.
IF I DIE, IT WILL BE AS I LIVED
STUBBORN AND SHORTSIGHTED
17:09
LAPTOP STATUS: [ ] NOT FUCT [x] FUCT
3
WAIT IT JUST DISPLAYED RIGHT FOR 1 SECOND
COME ON
DON'T YOU DIE ON ME NOW
YOU NEVER GAVE ME THE FIVE BUCKS
@Unionhawk cc @ElfSlice
@Unionhawk False, Monster Hunter is best Arqade chat room.
Good price, but the game is so dead
Really fun though
we should all play it together
nonviolent sportsball fps where you grow giant plants to do stuff
@Yuuki False, Bridge best Arqade chat room
Steam sales got me trying lots of little games I'd normally not even glance at.
Lethal League is insanely fun, provided you have friends.
Mount Your Friends resulted in laughing of such intensity someone lost to time-out on their turn....
17:19
I have no friends.
@MadMAxJr I feel like this would be a very awkward party game.
It has a safe for work mode if it helps. Puts them all in suits. With giant pants zippers.
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Q: My Minecraft Launcher won't work?

gans4728When I bring up the launcher, I see the updates and stuff like normal. I try to click on the button that says Play and all it does is say Preparing for a few seconds, then it goes back to saying Play. No matter how many times I press Play, nothing happens. I use a Mac, I have the most recent Laun...

How to get stars, @Uni edition: 1) Make self-deprecating jokes 2) Wait
+the right word
@Unionhawk welcome to broken laptop club. You can be Vice President.
17:30
Yeah, my problem is 1) it makes a conspicuous clicking sound periodically, and 2) the display is messed up unless the hinge is in precisely the right spot
Not hard drive click, like the fan has a part broken off of it and is spinning plastic around every now and then click
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Q: Minecraft - run with more ram?

EliI have tried to make minecraft run with more ram, but when I edit the arguments it seems that it can't create enough ram even for 2G. I have almost 4G of ram usable though.

17:55
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Q: All 3 Starters in Kalos?

KaylaHow do you get all 3 in the Pokemon X and Y Games? I have X and I've beaten the game, however I would like to get all 3 starters without using any cheats at all. I picked Fennekin as my starter and I have "Chester" (Chespin) that was given to me by Shauna. I would really appreciate it if someone ...

OK, 2 IS A LOT OF POUNDS OF CARROTS
Not as many as 3 is.
@LessPop_MoreFizz CONFIRMED
1 hour ago, by Yuuki
@Sterno Step 1: Don't buy carrots in 1kg packages. Who eats that many carrots?
I TOLD YOU YOU FOOL
18:01
@Yuuki what if you have a lot of guests and need to feed them carrots?
That is a strange scenario.
I mean /need/ to feed them carrots is a strange scenario.
I could've used "want" instead of "need". Can't change because mobile
@Arperum See, that's a special circumstance.
"Don't buy carrots in 1kg packages" is advice for a regular grocery trip.
If you want to feed your guests carrots, you'll typically use most of the carrots you buy for that purpose and not have to worry about keeping them all fresh for a week or more.
But but but, carrots are great!
The only thing I'm patriotic in
@Yuuki I AM EATING THEM
EVEN IF I DON'T EAT ALL OF THESE IN ONE SITTING, THERE'S NO WAY THEY'D LAST A WEEK
18:08
@OrigamiRobot I ALSO HAVE JUST BOUGHT CARROTS, LET US BE CARROT EATING BUDDIES
1 hour ago, by Yuuki
@SaintWacko They're great, but I wouldn't eat that many in a week.
Heh, I can't remember the last time I actually bought carrots. My parents grow more then enough. And any bad/leftover are fed to the goats
@ElfSlice This isn't on your wishlist yet, so you must have overlooked it, but it's on sale now!
I wish I could see the vote count on Lifehacks on my nomination. SO MANY DOWNVOTES
18:16
@StrixVaria Looks pretty slow.
I'm sad that Mooseman is now beating me.
(even though I declined)
@Arperum Wait, you don't use Chatsey?
Also it's not 2015 yet...
@ElfSlice BRB, CALLING CAR COMPANIES
All of them?
18:18
YES
Oh man
@Sterno You played Divinity: Original Sin, right?
How'd you like it?
Or is that one of the games you bought to not play?
Just finished watching Broadchurch. Really good show.
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Q: How do you obtain the moves for customizing characters?

ChaseCEach character is Super Smash Brothers Wii U has the ability to be customized, changing their specials somewhat. Like this: As far as I'm aware, these tend to drop randomly from challenges, master hand or crazy hand contests. But there doesn't seem to be a way to get a specific one as far as ...

18:35
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Q: Fastest way to unlock custom special moves?

Atav32Unlocking custom special moves by playing the Classic game seems to be slow and slightly random. Is there an easier way?

Dupe?
MAN, EATING ALL THESE CARROTS WOULD BE EASIER IF THEY TASTED BETTER
I WILL NOT BE BUYING PUBLIX BRAND CARROTS AGAIN
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Q: Minecraft LAN World Online mod

Planet_DMy brother and I are constantly trying to connect to LAN world but if i make LAN world he can't join because it says:'Failed to connect:Invalid session'even when he is not on premium account.Same happens to me.....We are really confused because it worked fine till now.Please help!!!!

@OrigamiRobot you... you have branded carrots?
I don't think I've ever seen carrots that aren't store brand
@KevinvanderVelden publix is store brand
@KevinvanderVelden WHAT HE SAID
Apparently publix makes decent sandwiches? Confirm/deny?
Well that makes more sense! Which is surprising given that @Uni said it
@Unionhawk NEVER HAD THEM, BUT THEY CAN USE BOAR'S HEAD MEATS SO I ASSUME CONFIRM
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Q: I have set //sel sphere on my axe, but now i cant delete it

Niels GI have looked on the internet and found //sel. I tried it, but now i want to worldedit again but it keeps doing the ritual of //sel. I tried //none and /pt and /wand, but nothing works. Does anyone know how i can remove //sel and worldedit again.

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Q: My minecraft world wont open

MarcsimonDec 29, 2014 1:45:00 PM net.minecraft.launchwrapper.LogWrapper log INFO: Loading tweak class name optifine.OptiFineTweaker Dec 29, 2014 1:45:00 PM net.minecraft.launchwrapper.LogWrapper log INFO: Using primary tweak class name optifine.OptiFineTweaker Dec 29, 2014 1:45:00 PM net.minecraft.launchw...

18:58
So much minecraft
> Quake on an oscilloscope

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