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20:00
@fredley I wonder if other Stack Exchanges are reacting as we are...
@fredley You asked how to fold a fitted sheet. THAT IS TROLLING
@Sterno I said semi-trolling
FITTED SHEETS CANNOT BE FOLDED
About half of my posts are trolling, but I don't think I'm doing it right
Yep. I'm out of here.
20:01
I mean come on, seriously?
@Unionhawk I think that's a lifesegfault, not a hack.
@Unionhawk needs a lifehack to avoid lifehacks
20:02
@Sterno topkek
@fredley How dare you post a link I can't see :(
@James Looks like you'll have to get an account
i don't have an account, but I can see questions and stuff now.
@James I've been fighting the urge to make an account just so I can see the horrible things they are all witnessing, and I've been successful so far. Remember - what has been seen, cannot be unseen.
@Rapitor Go to A51, get account, ??????, profit
20:05
@Chippies And if its horrible, making an account shows support and may make it real
@Chippies But you can come and upvote @Ste's posts!
@James It's real already, you're in denial
Remember when we thought swrecs wouldn't make it?
@fredley I can upvote, but I don't know if I want to see them...
now that I'm in lifehacks.se... i regret everything
@Rapitor Because you've learned so many handy time-saving lifehacks that you realise how much of your prior life you wasted doing things inefficiently?
@fredley more like "no what? just do it the way your supposed to stop trying to be aspecial snowflake"
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Q: How can I stop the itching from a mosquito bite?

ShevliaskovicDuring the (really) hot summer here in Greece, everyone gets a lot of mosquito bites. Is there any way to stop the (really annoying) itching that follows a mosquito bite? (Besides using some kind of drug or medicine)

20:08
@Rapitor I still can't understand why that mod downvoted mothballs.
JUST STOP SCRATCHING
@TimPost is a lifehacker, game over
@Rapitor Buy the correct product
@fredley I couldn't resist. I .... I'm a horrible person.
Are you doing disservice to our name?!
> Peel and crush a clove of garlic and rub it on the infected area. Garlic contains sulphur and has antiseptic properties and is an excellent remedy to reduce itching from mosquito bites.
wat
20:10
@Sterno Just remember the bats in the batcave question.
@TheAce It probably works as a repellant too, since, you know, you'll reek of garlic. I mean, maybe not for mosquitoes, but surely for everyone else.
@TheAce can I reply to that "This is not a lifehack, this is an herbal remedy?"
@Unionhawk Good old Reynholm.
@TimStone I like the smell of garlic....
@KevinvanderVelden should i do it?
@Rapitor But do you like people smelling like garlic?
20:12
definitely
@TheAce by all means!
@Rapitor In that case this doubles as a lifehack on how someone can make you their friend.
@KevinvanderVelden eh, working in a restaurant that made sure to throw garlic on everything kind of got me used to it.
@TimPost I still can't work out if posting actual advice is on-topic
@KevinvanderVelden now we wait
20:14
Everything that actually works should get a reply "This isn't a lifehack, this actually works."!
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I am going to answer every single question on that site by suggesting ziplock bags, chop sticks, duct tape and minecraft.
It's not a lifehack if any actual thought or engineering has gone into it
@TimPost It's surprising how many questions can be answered with "Shoot it with a gun"
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Just scan the front page
@TimPost and zip ties.
Lasers. Lasers burn gum out of beards.
@fredley To be fair, this also works for a lot of arqade questions =p
20:16
@KevinvanderVelden The imagery is much better on Lifehacks though
"How do I kill this boss?" "Should it with a gun". "How do I get money from the vendor?" "Shoot them with a gun!"
@fredley that works with a lot of problems...
but it is frowned upon
"How do you get a motorized wheelchair up and down steps?"
dive REALLY fast
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Q: Is this question about opening ketchup packets on-topic?

SternoHow can I keep from squirting myself with ketchup whenever I use ketchup packets? Per this meta, I think it fits the criteria. It is a problem most people encounter at some period in their life. It has a common solution (ripping it open with my fingers) that I want to improve. I have described...

20:19
@Sterno it's already starting to implode on itself
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Q: How do I give street directions to a blind person?

Kevin JohnsrudeSometimes folks who are blind appear to be lost but I'm at a complete loss as to how to give them street directions. The directions from corner to corner are fairly easy but how do I direct them to an address between streets? If I have time I can accompany them to their destination but is there ...

KEEP CALM AND AVOID GESTURING.
I hate all of you.
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Q: What isn't a lifehack?

Tom MedleySo while we're working out what a lifehack is, it might be worth discussing what a lifehack isn't. For example, buying a cheap pack of mothballs to solve a moth problem doesn't seem to count as a lifehack, despite being cheap and simple. Are obvious, engineered solutions to problems not lifehac...

@TimPost They won't see you awkwardly swinging your arms anyway.
@StrixVaria The feeling is mutual <3
20:22
Lifehacks has a good enough shot. It's just going to take a while to reel in.
@TimPost Is it going to be worth the effort though?
@TheAce interpretive dance? It's worth a shot
ok, the whole starwall is lifehacks.SE. I think we've had enough of that stupid site now.
@Arperum it's a starmine. we must dig deeper
@TheAce That one is inspired trolling.
The worst part of LifeHacks.SE is when we all figure out we're just trolling each other.
20:24
@fredley They seem to think so :) There's a lot of energy there, and there are some interesting questions. Give 'em time, let's see what they do, but they do deserve a fair shake at it.
@Rapitor No.
@Sterno all his posts on LH are
I want to see Jeff Atwood's take on Lifehacks.SE.
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> Usually the solution is an outside-the-box or unexpected solution, hence the term 'hack'.
Presented to @codinghorror without comment: https://lifehacks.stackexchange.com
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Is that what "hack" means?
20:27
Let's find out!
20:37
@StrixVaria Those phrases in that reference, yes... It just means to do it in a way that you would not normally consider
My new new hobby... finding every lifehack on the web and asking and self-answering every single one
The engine does bring a lot of order to that topic space, if you think about it. At least 'that thing my wife's uncle's friend's adopted dog's sister's BFF tried' can be quickly down-voted if unsubstantiated
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Q: What is the reward for spelling out "Blast" in Peggle Blast?

JaydlesWhen you clear a level in Peggle Blast, (don't judge me - the original is a classic!) you can "light up" the letters that spell out "blast" when your remaining balls are all shot into the gamespace. But it's not obvious what you get when you spell the whole word. What's the reward?

@TimPost I think you've hit upon it. Instead of "What can I do?", it can just be "Does this lifehack work?", where every single answer is "Yes" or "No"
Is it 5PM yet? I want to go home.
@Sterno that should totally be a thing. Post the most ridiculous lifehack method and ask what it's purpose was
I'm most concerned by @Sterno's use of "we" and "us" in his meta post.
> You can lick your fingers after you're done eating the orange to get the juice off without even needing to visit a sink.
@OrigamiRobot One of them, one of them!
20:52
So close to submitting that as an answer.
@StrixVaria You'd probably get rep
@fredley "Work overtime for extra pay and then hire someone to feed the orange to you"
> How can I ball a melon without a melonballer?
This site has infinite possibilities.
YOU FOOLS
@Sterno Or the best part.
20:55
@OrigamiRobot I said this same thing the other day. The network is far too trusting.
@TimStone Whoa, people outside Google use that?
@fredley Do grapes!
@Batophobia Lol
@StrixVaria Statistically speaking....no.
I suppose watermelon would be fun as well
20:57
> How can I eat a watermelon without any tools?
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Exactly
@fredley Pomegranates. Because f--k pomegranates.
This question appears to be off-topic because it is not about a problem that would require a lifehack to solve. — Matt S. 23 hours ago
> How do I eat pomegranate?
> How can I avoid being trampled by elephants?
20:57
@StrixVaria Smash it on the ground (assuming it's clean).
Does any problem require a life hack to solve?
> How can I cook chicken without access to heat?
Frankly, the only admissible questions should be "Is there a lifehack for X?" and the only admissible answers should be [lifehack], or "No".
> How can I figure out what time it is when I wake up without opening my eyes or moving?
I just realized that we fell into their trap. The star list is filled with lifehack posts. It's exactly what they wanted us to do!
20:59
@StrixVaria How can I make planks from a tree with no tools?
@StrixVaria I thought this said "children" at first...I'm so tired.
I feel like any answers would be made infinitely better by adding ", you idiot." to the end.
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Q: How do I eat pomegranates?

Jason LPomegranates. How do they work? All those tiny seeds and waxy, bitter parts covering them. How do I eat them without a mouthful of seeds and bad taste?

@OrigamiRobot , in bed
21:01
@Yuuki Just eat the seeds.
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Q: How do I get my AE system to move existing inventory to barrels through storage interfaces?

Tim PostI'm trying to offload some stuff that I don't really need to keep on drives to some barrels, and I'm using storage interfaces to do it. I managed to get quite a few things that I'll need eventually from running quarries off my drives for now, so I have the convenience of moving the barrels around...

@Blem Commitment
@fredley more like, how do I make wooden planks without access to a tree
@fredley We have 7 Minecraft skin questions that are duplicates ("I can't see my skin"/"Others can't see my skin"). Would this guy be an appropriate duplicate, do you think? (I just spent 5 minutes pasting in more links before chat said message too long)
@Yuuki "How can I feed a child with peanut allergies peanut butter without them dying?"
21:02
As I am Steam on SFF, I am now Origin on Lifehacks.SE.
Just need a third terrible SE site to be uPlay.
It's the oldest, has decent answers, and editing is always a thing.
@Yuuki swrecs?
@Unionhawk Care to meta this up?
@Yuuki Area 51?
@fredley Seconded. @uni please make a meta with your findings.
Can do. Let's throw those tabs in a bookmark folder so I don't have to find them again.
21:03
Ahh... classic.
Nov 15 '13 at 15:46, by Steam
I hate you too, @GnomeSlice.
IF ONLY @GNOMESLICE STILL EXISTED
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Wow, a star that's not on lifehacks, or lifehack byproducts
I think @GnomeSlice is hanging out with @Wipqalot
I'll probably write something up tonight. I've got a nice solid block of stuff to do since exam week is a thing that is coming up.
21:05
@StrixVaria RIP @SexRobot
@Unionhawk heh, block
it's funny because Minecraft
No, like, I literally have 6-11 planned out for various levels and varieties of study.
No, it's funny because Minecraft
No, it's not funny, it's going to be terrible.
That's another reason it's funny
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Q: Skyrim: Where to get daedric weapons at lvl 40

user94374In skyrim I really want to get a daedric weapon but im only lvl 40 could some1 plz help me get one NO SMITHING!!!!OR ATCHRONATCH FORGE!!!!!

@TimStone ooh, installing, because why not.
I wonder how long it'll take to download
@TimStone That sentence sent me on a rollercoaster of emotions.
Nostalgia, excitement, utter disappointment.
@StrixVaria I like to invoke maximum feels
Uhhh
NEWS TO ME
@TimStone Use local data!
See what happens!
somebody play a game with me
I'm kinda bummed
21:20
@Yuuki I did! I'm a rebel like that.
@ElfSlice I don't think I have any games in common with you.
Oh wait, there's Risk of Rain.
I bet you $100 that's not true
But I suck at that game.
I have all the games
Should I feel bad for doing this
21:22
@ElfSlice I did pomegranates.
Did it get deleted?
All of you should feel bad for this.
@ElfSlice Not yet.
@Unionhawk I regret nothing.
@Yuuki I must be looking at the wrong thing then
21:24
@ElfSlice nope.
I mean, I've also not actually done anything, but.
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Q: How do I eat pomegranates?

OriginPomegranates. How do they work? All those tiny seeds and waxy, bitter parts covering them. How do I eat them without a mouthful of seeds and bad taste?

So you regret not having done anything?
@Yuuki Oh, that's you?
@OrigamiRobot :)
21:24
@ElfSlice I am, after all, Steam on SFF.
@Yuuki You GnomeSlice them
Aug 22 '11 at 1:33, by GnomeSlice ツ
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Q: How do I Mash Potatoes?

GnomeSliceWhenever I try to make mashed potatoes, I end up with an excruciatingly sore forehead and a huge mess. And that stuff takes FOREVER to get out of your hair. What am I doing wrong?

@Unionhawk Never! Maybe.
@OrigamiRobot If this unholy thing becomes a real site, I need to be positioned to become a mod of it.
@Sterno So... what do we do?
21:26
what the fuck
Forgot to pack moisturizer so my inability to eat salad without getting dressing on my face is now a #lifehack
ಠ_ಠ
please expand on the answer. Also, pointing to a product designed to solve the problem isn't a lifehack...it is simply common sense — Phlume 5 mins ago
lol...
I like how they seem to be under then impression that life hacks are efficient and/or simple.
21:42
> The problem is that any lifehack to opening a ketchup packet would be more complicated than simply carefully opening the packet, and therefore wouldn't be a lifehack. Trying to make it more complicated than it already is isn't solving a problem, it's creating one.
ಠಠ_ಠಠ
The ultimate lifehack: do it carefully.
@Yuuki I feel like that would be a valid response to most of that site
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Q: How do I fill a hot water urn, when it doesn't fit in the sink

ShokhetI have a large container (a hot water urn) that I need to fill with water. The problem is that I don't have access to a hose, and the container is too big to fit into any sink. How can I fill my hot water urn from a sink that's too small for it?

All the answers are wrong.
The correct answer is to use the shower/bathtub.
They're all messy as hell.
@OrigamiRobot You can add that
Sterno's isn't bad, though
I am contractually required to add ", you idiot." to anything I actually post there.
21:45
@OrigamiRobot That's what I was going to say. If there's no shower or bathtub that you can use, chances are that you're in a place of business. Which means there's typically a janitor's closet or some faucet.
@OrigamiRobot The correct answer is to not buy a hot water urn that is too large for your sink, since that's complicating a solved problem.
Lifehack Life: Having the prerequisites for the task
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Q: How do I securely tie my shoes?

Kevin JohnsrudeWhen I tie my shoes, which have round cord laces, they very frequently become untied, even if I knot the loops.

@murgatroid99 Ian knot
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Q: How do I remove spray paint from my hands?

ShevliaskovicWhen I use spray paint to paint something, my hands get really messy. How can I easily remove the paint from them? Simply washing them with water isn't the best solution.

Lifehacks for kindergartners
Rubbing alcohol, you idiot.
21:47
@OrigamiRobot I probably wouldn't have known that
Or fingernail polish remover.
Though I also would have Googled it first
Just torrented the Victoria's Secret fashion show, maybe this will make me feel better
Or just wear gloves before getting paint on your hands since it happens every time and you know this will be the outcome.
Which is pretty much the same thing
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Q: How can I cure a burnt tongue?

ShevliaskovicA lot of times, when I have some super nice food in front of me, I eat rather fast, without waiting for it to cool down, thus burning my tongue. How can I cure this kind of burn?

Have some self control, you idiot.
21:49
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A: How can I cure a burnt tongue?

ElfSliceEat your food slower, or wait for it to cool down.

So, my metric for whether a question is stupid is if you search the title verbatim on Google and the answer is in the first three hits. I wonder if there are any questions on that site that don't match that
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A: How can I cure a burnt tongue?

King ShimkusPut some flour on your toungue.

lmao
just carry flour around with you
@OrigamiRobot I can't stop laughing
I need at least 24 rep on this site so I can downvote.
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A: How do I eat a mango without getting sticky?

TimYou could always eat dried mango? The flavor is still there, and there is no stickyness. There are even methods of eating it that semi-rehydrate the mango in your mouth, and it has the nice experience. Tesco Wallmart

21:59
This is not a good answer. You should include information explaining how/why your method works. Please see Do answers need explanations / does the answerer need to know why it works. — J. Musser 3 mins ago
wat
@ElfSlice Apparently, he wants you to explain thermodynamics to him.
This site is a joke right
@ElfSlice If it isn't, we're turning it into one.
@Yuuki We're just demonstrating the potential it already has
@ElfSlice So I'm having an argument with other people about your answer.
Using Wikipedia links.
22:07
Just realized that because I reinstalled my computer I lost my disapproval face extension because it's not in the chrome store any more
=[
@ElfSlice I have no idea what that is.
Other people do.
@Powerlord ಠ_ಠ
I have it on my home computer
@Yuuki If you need an extension to post that face, You're @CodingHorrorBot
er... You're Doing It Wrong(tm)
22:09
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A: How to quickly fall asleep

ShevliaskovicDo something that relaxes you. That could include: Listening to some kind of relaxing (for you) music Watching a show Watching a movie Working out during the day; this way you'll stay both fit and be more tired in the evening. Thus you'll fall asleep faster. Drink a tea. There are many kinds of...

This is definitely a completely different situation
sigh
Internal client wants me to provide them with everything in one of our databases.
Usernames, passwords in cleartext and all.
@Frank I hope you don't have the latter
@murgatroid99 Totally do.
hey whoa ge.tt is back
wtf
> It only takes a few nanoseconds.
It takes like a million times as long just to read that sentence
22:17
ge.tt went down like months ago and never came back
I assumed it just shut down
@murgatroid99 For certain values of "few".
@Frank Anonymise all the passwords as baddecisions123 and when they ask just go "I dunno, apparently people really like that password". Also why is this even possible?
@Yuuki There are not many contexts where a billion counts as a few
@murgatroid99 Evidently, this is one of those "not many" contexts.
Actually, I'm going to say something stronger: "I would never consider 'a billion' and 'a few' to mean the same thing"
Even if you just consider the network latency from pushing the signup button, you're in the thousands or even millions
22:24
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Q: Quarried Stones in Skyrim

kaylaHow do I get the quarried stone for my house in Skyrim? I've found the mines for it, but after I mine I don't receive any of the stones.

how come on binding of issac it sometimes shows hte time and other times doesn't?
@Frank Why?
@djsmiley2k Hit tab
@djsmiley2k You can also hold tab to see that with no transparency
im on ps4 D
DARK BUM PAYED OUT WITH AN EVIL SPIDER. WHAT.
22:31
its when the maps on right
@Arperum wtf
@djsmiley2k Exactly.
i'm still playing it like a proper roguelike and i have no clue what half the stuff is ;d
but i had him a few lives ago
@djsmiley2k you don't use wikis with other roguelikes?
I can't play Nethack without the wiki
i do with nethack
i haven't yet with this...
22:35
gotta lick em all...
wtf does this do for example
but i want without other spoilers...
ah nice
> Now I have the feeling that an answer coming from a lifehacking expert should contain a "why" as well so the rest of the world can not only learn what works but also why it works and apply that knowledge to other similar stuff.
so when i die, my stuff is really gone right?
"lifehacking expert" ಠ_ಠ
@djsmiley2k yeah, each run is independent
except for unlocking things and donating in the store
unlocking 'things' ?
22:39
Characters, items, levels
@djsmiley2k If you get an achievement, you unlocked something, new item, new area, ...
@Arperum in almost all cases
@murgatroid99 Except for platinum god or something?
@Arperum (basement|spelunker|dark|mama's) boy, golden god, platinum god
@murgatroid99 true platinum god too probably.
22:40
@Arperum yeah, that too
Also, I think the meat boy and bandage girl achievements don't unlock anything
in the original it unlocked something I think, not sure about rebirth.
Ben
Ben
Does anyone know the reason why people assume cross generation play on console is possible? Was it a feature that was intended but eventually scrapped? Or just a myth that took hold really well?
@Ben It's not unreasonable to expect that you could play with someone who has the same game
its on shadowrun and maybe a few other games
Oh right, in Rebirth challenges are also unlockables
Ben
Ben
22:43
To clarify, I'm referring to, for example, playing on my xbox 360, with a friend that has an xbox one
@Ben I know exactly what you're talking about
Ben
Ben
Ok, wow. Did not know that existed.
Is there a list of games with this capability?
shadowrun and....
errr
theres one more iirc
that was xbox 360 and PC tho
Street Fighter V is supposedly gonna be cross-platform
@SaintWacko I dunno. They wouldn't give me a reason, just said they wanted all data.
Ben
Ben
22:47
Well tbh I really just thought this was a rumour. Goes to show what I know lol
@Ben wait, now I'm confused. Are you saying that you found games with cross-generation play?
sorry yeah crossplatform
/me thinks
Of course, there aren't really that many cross-generation games in existence
Jan 31 '12 at 1:30, by GnomeSlice
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Q: How Can I Beat Up a Bicycle With My Bare Hands?

GnomeSliceA friend of mine recently told me about a place he went for an interview where they apparently make a sport out of trashing locked up bicycles in the area. How the hell is this even possible? Do you just pull on it until it breaks? Do you need tools?

Should repost to lifehacks
Ben
Ben
@murgatroid99 no, I was asking if anyone else knew if this was real or not. I had no idea, I just thought it was a rumour that stuck.
22:53
i have laser, attack buddy and bobs brain
this is getting a bit hectic
@Ben It's probably just intuition: "I have game X. You have game X. We should be able to play it together"
People who buy consoles generally don't need to know about stuff like system architecture and network stacks
Ben
Ben
@murgatroid99 yeah. I am guilty of thinking this at one point (Dks2 tbh). It was originally pointed at cross-generation, but as @djsmiley pointed out, there are games that are cross-platform too (pc and xbox 360 if I read that correctly?)
@Ben I think those are also pretty rare
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Q: Several duplicate Minecraft skin questions

UnionhawkI noticed the other day that we have several (seven to be exact) questions asking about Minecraft skins not updating. Normally, I'd just cast duplicate votes on all of them, but since there are seven of them, and the consensus on "is time the most important thing when deciding which way to duplic...

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh wtf a blackj heart
22:57
@djsmiley2k it's like a soul heart, but when you lose it it damages every enemy in the room
@Ben Lost Planet was cross platform between consoles and PC
Ben
Ben
Lost planet was last-gen wasn't it? (Never really got into the series)

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