The Bridge

Grace Note

14:07

8

Kevin van der Velden

... I want that now

No. 7892142

A Haiku about Batman

Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na

Origami Robot

@Koviko whelp, this is my life now

Koviko

@OrigamiRobot Right??

This is making me question everything I like about RPGs.

I'm strategizing... I'm very proud to be in all Blues... Got my first purple item and got excited.

3ventic

14:22

@GraceNote I just woke up and this is so accurate.

Frank

Am I the only one who likes to get up?

Powerlord

Is it going home time yet?

@3ventic Also... stabs

Koviko

@Frank I feel unproductive when sleeping.

My need to always be productive is also probably why I love these damn games...

Frank

@Koviko Yeah. You're not really doing anything while you're sleeping.

Kevin van der Velden

@Frank yes, you are an abomination

Rapitor

14:25

@Frank yeah, that's wrong

Origami Robot

@Frank Are you asking if you're the only monster? Probably not.

@Wipqozn is also a monster.

Arperum

@Frank I like getting up if I can completely decide on my own when it happens. if some stupid alarm clock wakes me, no like available.

Koviko

@Arperum I always wake up a few minutes before my alarm goes off. Your body hasn't got used to it, yet?

Origami Robot

@Koviko have you gotten more quests?

Koviko

@OrigamiRobot Nope.

Origami Robot

14:29

@Koviko Never

Frank

@Koviko Yeah, my internal clock starts pulling me out of sleep a couple minutes before it goes off.

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot The trick is liking getting up is to just get a proper amount of sleep.

I still like sleeping in. Heck, some days I'll just stay in bed all comfy cozy until 9 or 10.

Kevin van der Velden

The proper amount of sleep is one hour more than you've just had

3

Arperum

@Koviko My body wants more sleep, I like living at night, and my job does not really agree with sleeping until 1-2PM...

Origami Robot

@Wipqozn That has nothing to do with what time I like to get up.

If I go to sleep at 8pm, I still want to sleep till 10am

Jason Berkan

14:33

@Wipqozn sigh - I remember those days.

Frank

@JasonBerkan And then kids come along, and that's no longer possible.

Not unless you want to wake up to a warzone.

Wipqozn

@Frank Kids are the worst.

Frank

@Wipqozn I dunno. They provide a ton of benefits just by being them.

Jason Berkan

@Frank It's shocking how much fighting can occur during the process of pouring milk into cereal bowls.

Frank

@JasonBerkan Oh, I do. I was one of six kids.

Jason Berkan

14:39

In kid related news, my oldest is 9 today, which means I'm halfway done parenting him!

Wipqozn

@JasonBerkan yay! congrats!

Frank

@JasonBerkan Hah. You think. Parenting never ends.

Koviko

@JasonBerkan And you haven't broken him, yet?!

Frank

never

Koviko

Impressive. I couldn't do it.

Jason Berkan

14:40

@Koviko He's turning out exactly like me. Some may consider that broken.

Koviko

@OrigamiRobot Just got a quest!

Kevin van der Velden

@JasonBerkan grats!

Koviko

Kevin van der Velden

@JasonBerkan well you are missing an arm, that's kinda broken

Jason Berkan

@KevinvanderVelden I can turn it into a sword, so it's not all bad.

Koviko

14:42

The incremental for today is kruv.net/endlessBattle.html. You will like it and you won't like that you like it. You've been warned.

1 kill away from finishing the quest and ran into a boss that wrecked me.

Kevin van der Velden

@JasonBerkan true true, definitely a plus!

Origami Robot

@Koviko :/

Koviko

@OrigamiRobot It gave a temporary buff. No idea what the buff did as it didn't have a tooltip.

Kevin van der Velden

Did it make numbers go up? That's the most important bit

Koviko

lol

At level 50, I got an upgrade to my Basic Attack

Lazers

14:50

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Q: How to spawn cosmetically modified cars outside LS-Customs in GTA-Online on PS4

Two days ago I found a cosmetically modified (no engine/performance modification applied) car just outside LS Customs in La Mesa District on GTA Online. And it sold for about 19K. (nice way of making easy money in GTA ONLINE) Since then I can't reproduce the conditions that spawns those modified...

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Q: What's the most effective way to deal with a big group of sentries?

I'm playing Capture the Flag (on Turbine), and the enemy's team has a group of about five level-3 sentries right outside the door to our base. I've tried being a Soldier, Heavy and Demoman, and destroying them, but all five gun me down before I have the chance. The Scout's essentially useless and...

team-fortress-2 sentry

RPi Awesomeness

@Wipqozn Lucky duck

Okay. Who here's read The Odyssey

And who here thinks that Penelope's suitors are a bunch of horrible douches?

Jason Berkan

I read it in school, which means I don't remember the specifics.

Arperum

I need a trout to slap a client. STOP GOING AGAINST YOUR OWN FUCKING REQUIREMENTS.

RPi Awesomeness

@Arperum :P

Private Pansy

Just murdered the sentry tag. No objections to that, right?

RPi Awesomeness

14:55

@JasonBerkan Well, I'm reading it now, and I am incredibly pissed off at those darn suitors. Ugh, they drive me round the bend

Wipqozn

@PrivatePansy No

Arperum

@RPiAwesomeness Like seriously, I made some offline app that had a couple very important requirements. Now one update later: I get flak because I still comply to said requirement...

Jason Berkan

@RPiAwesomeness IIRC, they don't see the end of the book.

Frank

@Arperum Point clients at requirements. State that their request is outside of the scope. Implementing said request will incur an additional cost.

RPi Awesomeness

@JasonBerkan Yes, thank goodness

Martin Sojka

14:56

@PrivatePansy What was the tag about, anyway?

Arperum

@Frank Oh, I did.

RPi Awesomeness

@Arperum facepalm clients

Koviko

Item bonuses can affect the skills

RPi Awesomeness

@Frank Oh, he did.

Private Pansy

@MartinSojka Used previously on two question from 2010 about a StarCraft 2 Protess unit

Frank

14:57

@Arperum Did they agree to pay additional cost?

Private Pansy

Now somehow a new user used it for the TF2 sentry. Don't think there's any point in keeping it, given how common the term 'sentry' is in games

Koviko

I got an orange item!

I'm way too excited about this. lol

Martin Sojka

Yep, looks pretty useless for me.

Jason Berkan

I remember when this site was 80% StarCraft 2 questions and 20% whatever odd game The Bridge was playing at the time.

Frank

@Koviko They're so ripping off Diablo.

@JasonBerkan Now it's 90% crappy Minecraft crash questions.

RPi Awesomeness

14:58

@Koviko What game is that?

@Frank ikr...

Arperum

@Frank Don't care really, It's actually a client of a client. If they want me to actually fix/change it our client knows they'll have to pay more. And that they'll have to wait. Because Other deadlines for me.

Koviko

@RPiAwesomeness kruv.net/endlessBattle.html

Private Pansy

@JasonBerkan That was an interesting time. They even did a competition, as if the SC2 players needed any more encouragements

RPi Awesomeness

And I'm not even that active on the site

Koviko

An RPG incremental.

Rapitor

14:59

@Koviko oddly i've yet to recieve any quest past tutorial

Koviko

@Rapitor I got my first one at level 48

Wipqozn

@JasonBerkan Were those the same days 80% of all questions were answered by tzenes?

Arperum

@Koviko YOUR FACE IS A QUEST.

I don't know why I did that. But I did it anyway.

Rapitor

@Koviko battle level?

Koviko

@Rapitor Your battle level and your actual level are the same, I think.

Max battle level*

Rapitor

15:01

hm

Koviko

I wasn't killing the lv48 stuff until the quest told me to, though.

I imagine it's random.

Rapitor

well I'm on level 127 because I am a big fat cheater

Jason Berkan

@Wipqozn Yeah. I envied his ability to write multiple great paragraphs as part of an answer. There are some others around here that can do the same. I'm just too succint when answering.

Koviko

@Rapitor Haha

Rapitor

for (i =0; i < 10000;i++) {game.attack();}

win

Koviko

15:05

A red-level enemy that's exactly my level can do 99% of my hp in one hit.

Arperum

@Koviko one hit kill it.

Koviko

I feel like I need a raid group to kill this little guy. Or more evasion.

30% evasion not enough

Rapitor

I found HP regen is a big deal

big deal

Koviko

Yeah

The rejuvenating strikes makes a big difference

Especially if you die, you can get back up to full health just by fighting again

Red mob dropped a purple trinket.

This is basically the entire reward system of RPGs put into a tab.

Rapitor

yes

StrixVaria

15:11

@Koviko What game are you talking about?

Koviko

@StrixVaria kruv.net/endlessBattle.html

StrixVaria

Oh right. I have seen that one.

Too graphics-y for me to spend much time with it at work.

Frank

That monolith one was cool, except way too easy.

StrixVaria

Yeah I wish they'd flesh that one out.

Koviko

@StrixVaria Yeah, I should probably stop. I've spent a good hour on it and have done no work during that time aside from consulting.

Idling just gives gold, though. Not levels. I feel like I should still be leveling.

StrixVaria

15:22

@Batophobia Someone requested exactly what you already made.

Batophobia

@StrixVaria That's awesome

This is the link

I don't have a reddit account so I'm assuming I can't post anything

StrixVaria

@Batophobia You can make an account without an email address or anything, if you want. Otherwise, I can post it for you.

Up to you.

Batophobia

@StrixVaria You can post it. I'd feel to self-advertizy if I do it

Rapitor

@Batophobia they asked for a game and you made it, how is that self advertisy?

Batophobia

@Rapitor Same way you can answer a question on SO with an add-on you made

just feels more forced than if someone else suggested it

RPi Awesomeness

15:33

YEEAUHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

badp

yesss

RPi Awesomeness

OMG. That was so hard.

badp

@RPiAwesomeness now try to remember what side of the room is the one with the exit

RPi Awesomeness

Much rage. Such flip off.

badp

before you go the wrong way and have to do it all again :P

RPi Awesomeness

15:34

@badp hehe...no

I've got the next checkpoint and quicksaved

Koviko

RPi Awesomeness

Believe me. I am not doing that again for quite a while

Serverfrog

@RPiAwesomeness fubuntu?

Koviko

@Koviko This reminds me of when WoW made me upgrade my legendary to a rare when Pandaria came out

RPi Awesomeness

@Serverfrog fubuntu???

badp

15:34

@RPiAwesomeness Now go. Veni vidi vici awaits

RPi Awesomeness

@badp Oh gosh no. I am not attempting that.

Serverfrog

@RPiAwesomeness your os

badp

@Serverfrog why the "f"?

RPi Awesomeness

@Serverfrog Ubuntu, yes

badp

(I'm almost scared to ask)

RPi Awesomeness

15:35

Fubuntu, no

I friggin hate these levels where you have to lead the people. Ugh

badp

@RPiAwesomeness you should be almost done

unless there's more

there's probably a little more later on

RPi Awesomeness

@badp I'm currently on one...

sigh

At least I beat that one

@Serverfrog You never answered, why the "f"

Kevin van der Velden

Maybe he meant fu buntu? Do you just dislike something called buntu @Serverfrog?

Lazers

0

Q: Are There Any New Legendaries?

Are there any Legendaries which were made up specifically for HearthStone? Or are they all characters pulled from Warcraft lore? For example, I don't know Lord Jaraxxus or Dr. Boom.

hearthstone

RPi Awesomeness

This game is infuriating

Frank

15:41

Okay, Clients From Hell is getting annoying.

It keeps popping up an ad for it's book.

badp

Turns out I don't have my VVVVVV save file synced with me

@Frank Its RSS feed is full-text. - feedly.com/…

Kevin van der Velden

@Frank there's a button that says not to bother for 30 days though

Sconibulus

holy crap, just got this off a gold guy

Rapitor

@RPiAwesomeness Am I the only one who had no trouble? besides the one trinket of doom or whatever its called

Batophobia

Impossibru!

Frank

15:44

@Batophobia Totally possible.

Rapitor

@Batophobia what is this and why am I not playing it.

Sconibulus

>Pincer Weapon of the Tortoise (purple) 205-259 damage, strength 33, hp5 54, crit chance 8.43%, item rarity 32.18%, Crushing Blows: Your attack deal 5% of your opponent's current health in damage

Frank

@Rapitor It's Guided Fate Paradox, and you're not playing it because it's on PS3.

RPi Awesomeness

@badp O.o

Koviko

With good gear, you can "idle" the max level

Serverfrog

15:47

@RPiAwesomeness i just want to see how you all react xD

Sconibulus

@Koviko what does this mean?

Batophobia

Logical transition

Koviko

@Sconibulus Oh, sorry. Referring to the incremental.

Sconibulus

right, I get that, I'm just wondering how you can idle

Batophobia

@Koviko Is there a new one?

Koviko

15:50

@Batophobia No, it's old. But I didn't know about it until today. kruv.net/endlessBattle.html

2

MMO incremental was down, so then I ran into this RPG incremental.

Found a pair of pants that upgrades two of the abilities at once.

Unionhawk

@Batophobia (except blasters are already a thing hides)

Batophobia

@Unionhawk But those blasters would use the force rather than those lame "lazers"

Sconibulus

holy crap, over lvl 100?

Private Pansy

Kevin van der Velden

Still best webcomic

user15026

15:55

I have somehow found myself addicted to playing a Bitcoin themed incremental on my phone. I suspect it will get boring soon enough, but aaaa why do I like it

Kevin van der Velden

Previous experiences with bitcoin? =p

Unionhawk

@KevinvanderVelden Debatable

Kevin van der Velden

@Unionhawk naah, it's literally the best.

Batophobia

@AshleyNunn Have you tried not doing that

Unionhawk

Nov 18 at 14:03, by Unionhawk

2 mins ago, by Unionhawk

@KevinvanderVelden Debatable

Koviko

16:00

setInterval(attackButtonClick, 10);

Now I can get back to work.

Kevin van der Velden

@Unionhawk literally (second meaning) the best

Sconibulus

urgh... Fire buff allowed to stack to 5 or 5% current health in damage...

Unionhawk

So we're at a point in society where "literally" can mean "literally" and also "not literally"

Awesome.

Sconibulus

I only have 1 level in fire buff right now... but I can take another one next level

Kevin van der Velden

@Unionhawk Yes, it is terrible

I would say it's literally the worst but then I'd do that thing again

And as per the video you linked, I should try not doing that thing

Unionhawk

16:03

That's it society, I'm done with your crap. I'M OUT

(skateboards can't be held responsible for the stupidity of people)

Heh.

Cute trick

Kevin van der Velden

I saw the thumbnail and thought it was on fire at first

Unionhawk

TOMORROW IS THE DAY OF THE 18' TREE

LITERALLY (ONLY MEANING) 18'

Batophobia

►

Kevin van der Velden

@Unionhawk wrong, tomorrow is the day of cheap chocolate! :D

Unionhawk

It can be both!

I will allow it

Batophobia

16:08

@Koviko Does having your HP get down to 0 do anything?

Koviko

@Batophobia It forces you to waste time being resurrected

Unionhawk

(that's 6 meters if you're sitting there thinking "I have no idea what 18 feet means")

Roughly

Kevin van der Velden

@Unionhawk I was actually thinking "Wait, was the single quote inch or feet?"

Chippies

@Batophobia how do I get back to the window where I can farm the pikmins?

Batophobia

@Chippies Click the rocket

Sconibulus

16:15

@Koviko Ahh! Too fast!

Koviko

@Sconibulus Haha!

The speed works good for the gear I have

But I can't stare at it for every long

Too bright

Batophobia

Unionhawk

Okay, Far Cry 4 reviews seem promising.

Sconibulus

I think mine probably worked until I hit 2 golds in a row or a red

Chippies

@Batophobia ah, right, thanks

Sconibulus

16:16

but then I dieded

I probably want like 2000

Lazers

0

Q: Are there any items to get use of the ability Contrary?

As Malamar is only weak to two types, it would be good to give him some Leftovers. But as this item is already been hold by another Pokémon of mine - and I don't want to take items twice - I'm searching for another item. I would like to get his ability Contrary to use. So if a stat of Malamar is...

pokemon-xy pokemon-sixth-gen pokemon-oras

0

Q: How to unlock Haerick the Hunter in King's League: Odyssey for iOS

The maker of King's League: Odyssey, Kurechii, has a guide for the flash version of the game. It says you unlock Greg the Hunter by "Complete the Kongregate exclusive quests and search in the forest." Obviously that does not apply to the iOS version, and indeed you find Haerick the Hunter instead...

ios

Rapitor

@Sconibulus if you just do game.attack you don't need to worry about death, it does it anyway

Sconibulus

Is there a way to clear an interval once set?

Chippies

@Unionhawk from what I've heard, Far Cry 4 is just more of Far Cry 3

Unionhawk

@Chippies Yeah, basically

Chippies

16:18

which isn't necessarily a bad thing, because Far Cry 3 was pretty good

Unionhawk

Like, gameplay Far Cry 3

Chippies

@Unionhawk it's like Far Cry 3 in a different area

Sepia Lazers

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Q: Is there actually a gap time between game release and question asking?

User MattR made a comment on a question on Payday 2: A reasonable time would have been better, rather than directly after the came out. Overkill can, and have, been cryptic in how certain achievements have been reached. You didn't even give enough time to actually try between release an...

discussion support

Unionhawk

Except with a boring player character which is disappointing

Chippies

that too

Unionhawk

16:19

The character arc on Jason Brody was so good

so good

Tim Stone

In retrospect I should have given my SSD Far Cry 4 code to someone and used my Unity apology Far Cry 4 offer, since I don't actually want The Crew.

WHY DID NO ONE THINK AHEAD FOR ME?

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot Banished mod which adds a lot more to the game. Example.

Tim Stone

:o

This is relevant to my interests.

Rapitor

@TimStone I'll take the crew off your hands if you already have it :D?

Tim Stone

I can't give away the Unity apology offer :(

Wipqozn

16:21

@TimStone I thought so.

I was going to ping you, but I figured you'd see it.

Tim Stone

They haven't set it up yet, but the fine print says it has to be redeemed on the same account and device as Unity.

@Wipqozn It's true, I do tend to see everything.

Wipqozn

@TimStone haven't looked through this yet, but list of "the best mods"

Tim Stone

We'll just assume @badp and I are on there.

Oh, wait, not that kind of mod.

(Nifty!)

Sconibulus

what do we do with this kind of answer? gaming.stackexchange.com/a/194453/43683

It's obviously copy-pasted from somewhere, and has some formatting issues

Batophobia

@Sconibulus Format it better?

Find original version and cite it

Sconibulus

16:27

I shouldn't edit it without sourcing it though, right?

most hearthstone resources are blocked for me at work

Batophobia

I know approx. 0% about that game but I'm sure some other users will also be able to fix it

Frank

@Sconibulus Kill the vast majority of it. It's not even relevant.

Kevin van der Velden

@Sconibulus "Source: wherever that guy originally got it from"

Chippies

@TimStone but The Crew is supposed to be gooood!

Batophobia

Is there anything like the MTG Gatherer for Hearthstone?

Unionhawk

16:28

It needs editing, that's all I can say for sure

Batophobia

You could make it into a list of the cards that link to the official page for each one

Tim Stone

Woah, woah. Why did no one tell me @badp could park a boat?

@Chippies My lonely crew of 1

Chippies

@TimStone One Man Crew, best crew

Unionhawk

@TimStone Something about Italians and ships

Or, actual simulated footage of @badp playing that game

Tim Stone

I wasn't going to go there but well-Bridged

Batophobia

16:31

@TimStone I don't know why I was expecting something IRL

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk Given @badp's "success" with Euro Truck Simulator 2 that's probably not too far off the mark.

Unionhawk

Yep

Batophobia

@Koviko It also seems to cut your GPS in half

Wipqozn

Wherein badp drives a truck over 180 km, a guardrail and a couple cars.

Jul 18 '13 at 22:21, 42 minutes total – 68 messages, 7 users, 6 stars

Bookmarked Jul 18 '13 at 23:19 by badp

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Unionhawk

He wouldn't abandon ship, though. That's a jerk move.

Koviko

16:36

@Batophobia Ah, that's probably why it turns red.

ElfSlice

Indie Royale Mixer 12 Bundle

Cubetractor is really fun

Sconibulus

I need a magic Item Rarity score that will keep me from fighting so many boring ol' whites

ElfSlice

SPATE has a unique atmosphere

Sterno

Oh god, he's not even @dwarfslice anymore, which I was almost ready to start typing

ElfSlice

Ethan is supposed to be pretty good as well, though I haven't played it

Unionhawk

16:41

@TimStone Wait, why the fuck did I buy that. Is my impulse control that bad?

Sterno

From now on, I shall call you @WhateverSlice

Lazers

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Q: Does battle level affect mercenaries?

When increasing your battle level in Endless Battle the monsters get stronger and the drops get better. Both of these are specific to the player's interaction in the battles. Does having the battle level set higher also increase the Gold Per Second gained from mercenaries?

endless-battle

Wipqozn

@Sterno I think he planned it that way.

Sterno

@Wipqozn NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR FROM YOU, NOT-A-TURTLE

Kevin van der Velden

@Sterno Let's just call him @*Slice

Wipqozn

16:42

@Sterno Oh....sorry....

I guess I'll just go cry alone now...

Frank

Yay. I want to set up a meeting with our boss to discuss our staggering lack of morale. This is going to be a fun talk.

Sterno

@Wipqozn This will help

Tim Stone

@Unionhawk Apparently :o

Sterno

(It's not even Rebecca Black)

Unionhawk

DAMMIT

Wipqozn

16:43

@Sterno I was expecting a joke about my socks.

Sterno

@Frank You should tell him to use moraleapp.com so that he can see for himself just how bad morale is

Frank

@Sterno In a team as small as ours, it won't do much to anonymize the information.

juanvan

anyone have good zone out music they are listening to lately?

Serverfrog

ahhh world of warplanes alpha o.o i would like test it now but im at work Q-Q

ElfSlice

@juanvan cosmicangst.bandcamp.com/album/stratus

@juanvan laugebabagnohm.bandcamp.com/album/lauge-r-tz-time-lapse-ep

juanvan

16:45

Sounds like Winners to me!

Unionhawk

@Sterno I didn't believe you, so I clicked it just to see.

ElfSlice

@juanvan Let me know if you want more. :)

Sterno

@Unionhawk Perhaps you were looking for this

juanvan

ya if you have a few while I am here :) @ElfSlice

ElfSlice

@juanvan sorrowgarage.bandcamp.com/album/art-is-dead-e-p

@juanvan Pretty much anything by these guys

Wipqozn

16:47

@Frank IS morale low because you beat your subordinates? I bet it is.

Grace Note

Oh, right, the new CrossCode demo is out.

juanvan

Sweet my ears are now happy

ElfSlice

@juanvan similarly, anything by Auditive Escape

juanvan

and tuning out the cube ppl

ElfSlice

@juanvan alephzerorecords.bandcamp.com/album/without-ep

@juanvan phaeleh.bandcamp.com/album/somnus

Frank

16:48

@Wipqozn I don't have any subordinates to beat.

Which is one of the main issues.

Wipqozn

@Frank Well that sucks.

juanvan

Thanks!! @ElfSlice

ElfSlice

@juanvan Happy to share. :)

Sconibulus

cracked.com/…

Tim Stone

@Frank And if you did you'd beat them with @Wipqozn's socks, so they wouldn't last long.

Frank

16:52

@TimStone You know they're true programmers when they can withstand @Wipqozn's socks.

ElfSlice

Quantum Rush Champions is out of 'early access' and fully released on Steam.

Wipqozn

@Frank My socks are the biggest stress test of all.

Lazers

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Q: What does a green number on an item mean?

I have 3 trinkets and was going to replace one of the equipped ones with a new one. However, this trinket has a green number in its stats: However, from the information I can see, this appears to be the lesser trinket. This is the other one I have equipped: The game has right-click to equ...

endless-battle

Rapitor

@Serverfrog wut? World of Warplanes has been out for a year

do you mean warships?

Serverfrog

@Rapitor aeehmm yhea xD sorry

Wherein badp drives a truck over 180 km, a guardrail and a couple cars.

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