« first day (1587 days earlier)      last day (3750 days later) » 

12:00
I has a pizza
how many points is a pizza?
@KevinvanderVelden Why are you posting unrelated stuff?
It's a pizza, right? :)
58 secs ago, by Kevin van der Velden
Pizza? :o
Yes, the word pizza can be used to identify pizza
@KevinvanderVelden It's some sort of pie, tops.
12:03
I'm not sure what the ":o" is all about, it's not very surprising
@5pike 375
Third fire alarm in 24 hours. What the hell, facilities?
@Unionhawk ...did you overclock your computer lately?
So you have. Hmmm... smelling anything strange coming from your PSU?
12:05
It's not me
wooo! 241.
no, no, not talking about you
your PSU!
I was woken up at 2 and now at 7, I am not amused
maybe somebody ordered the wake up service
@UNI STATUS: NOT AMUSED
12:07
WORLD STATUS: HAS PEOPLE IN IT OTHER THAN UNI
@badp have you been reading the BOFH archives as well lately?
@badp I hate when that happens.
@KevinvanderVelden no, but I read some of them a while ago
@Wipqozn People are the worst.
@Wipqozn yes, the entire world should be an empty and desolate place with only @Uni in it.
the fire alarm is not people
the fire alarm can remain
12:08
Well, work order sent. Figure it out, facilities.
so the universe should just be Uni and a fire alarm that goes off at 2 and 7?
Yes, and it can ring whenever @Uni is around so as to remind him... of something, I dunno
@Wipqozn also no, your socks are the worst, it's starred and pinned so it's double true.
Arguably, this qualifies as emergency maintenance requiring immediate action, but the facilities emergency maintenance number is apparently not emergency enough to do things before 8:30
there I fix it for you
@KevinvanderVelden Zeus damn it, you got me there.
12:10
@Unionhawk you probably aren't falling asleep any more today
@Wipqozn no one has ever said that only one thing can be the worst
in fact, both of your socks are the worst.
@Unionhawk nothing bad happens before 8:30. scientific fact
Yeah, but what if the building catches on fire for real, and facilities doesn't go to every door and say "we fixed it, next time there might actually be a fire"
@KevinvanderVelden Look at all that cheese that won't make it onto my plate
@fredley it's american cheese, it's probably better that way
The main thing I'm worried about, legitimately, is burst fire suppression pipes being the trigger of the alarm
12:12
@badp I believe the correct spelling is american "cheese"
So thin, you can use it to slice other pizzas
That's... not american cheese. Unless you mean the literal "cheese from america"
@Unionhawk the fire alarm ringing because of failed diagnostics sounds too good to be true
@badp You sure showed me!
@fredley You now owe the internet oracle a YouTube video of you cutting a pizza with a pizza
12:14
@fredley and it's a dutch thing even!
GIS is letting me down
@fredley Your face is letting me down.
You may use a pizza with scissors as toppings as your cutting tool
Nobody has even made a pizza cutter decorated to look like a pizza
MARKET OPPORTUNITY
@fredley what? I refuse to believe this
12:16
Steam launches uPlay to launch Far Cry 4 through Steam
Nice.
@Unionhawk wat.
it's called "uPlay", not "iLaunch"
@Unionhawk -D2K-THEAVERAGEGAMER?
@KevinvanderVelden Obviously it's not my image.
12:18
@Unionhawk It also mostly looks like an add for youtube, or is that just me?
@Arperum well of course it's going to serve you an ad while it is busy being useless
@KevinvanderVelden I can't find one
@fredley me neither, still refusing to believe it because, well. SOMEONE must have thought of that
It traumatizes me that this doesn't exist
It's like a gap in the continuum of pizza cutters
@badp The question is: do they get payed by google for showing this ad?
12:22
@fredley Your mom doesn't exist!
OH BUUUURRRNNN
@Wipqozn :(
@Arperum yes, through youtube ads on the trailers!
@fredley I changed my gravatar
Oh right.
(so no not really)
12:22
@Wipqozn I wouldn't know, because you're stylesheeted to Wipqalot
You had your chance and you blew it
@fredley This can't be real. There are cutters that look like bikes, unicycles and even one with a laser...
@Unionhawk they can serve any ads on it, including google ads
INDIVIDUALITY REMOVED
@5pike Quite
Like wtf
I'm getting the Kickstarter page up as we speak
@fredley I'll spend the time until my break to find one.
This is the closest I found.
12:24
@Wipqozn Not Wipqalot, avatar denied
@Arperum Cheese !== Pizza
@fredley You would deny Toph, best Avatar: The Last Airbender character?
I think we all know who the real monster is, and it's not me.
Not seen
I should probably disable the "Returtle the turtle" script
0
Q: How to find a drone that has not made its way back to my ship

kenjaraI need to use my hacker drone, however when I go to the drone menu it says docking in progress. I have not used the drone for a few hours of game time. Is it slowly trying to make its way to me? If so can I locate it somehow and fly back to it?

12:26
It's not a nearly black 16x16 square any more
@KevinvanderVelden Yes. Do this thing.
@fredley I know, but it's food, and an ingredient, so it's a start.
@fredley This just further supports my statement.
@fredley Still decidedly not pizza
12:27
Too racist
@Wipqozn I have, it was mostly because your other alternative avatars were all nearly black squares =p
All in favour of declaring @fredley a monster for not having watched Avatar: The Last Airbender say "aye".
@Wipqozn Yes
Er, aye
THE AYES HAVE IT!
12:28
That looks awesome though, not pizza pizza cutter.
Neigh
FROM NOW ON LET IT BE KNOWN THAT @FREDLEY IS A MONSTER WHO HATES KITTENS, RAINBOWS, AND PUPPIES!
@Wipqozn You are still the worst though.
@Arperum I am fine with this.
@Wipqozn Really, this was already known
12:30
@Unionhawk It's true.
All mods are monsters.
They're modsters!
Man, I'm so clever, funny, handsome, and handsome. Also handsome.
We just released Minecraft Pocket Editon 0.10.0. It will take a few hours for it to roll out on all stores. :)
God help us
Also, I don't think I'm going to buy DAI tonight... maybe. I think I'd rather just read. I'm in a reading mood.
@Unionhawk They've reached 0.1 in all this time?
@fredley *0.10
@Unionhawk (I know)
But seriously, don't fear the big number
Get it right by version 3, not 0.3
12:32
No! Big numbers are terrifying :|
That's why binary is awesome, it's just 1s and 0s
Those are nice and small
0
Q: At which condition do you earn exp/fame in RotMG?

klm123At which condition do you earn exp/fame from monster kill in RotMG? From fame-train practice I know that you don't need even to hit a monster to earn fame. But you do not earn fame from all gods killed over a realm. So there should be something like maximum distance to killed god condition. What ...

this is getting frustrating
@KevinvanderVelden Yeah, but they, as a result, become huge numbers
@Unionhawk Only once you have more than one digit!
We need to represent numbers that are bigger than just 1...
You're right
There is 1 user in The Bridge
It is 1 degree kelvin outside right now
(and the window is open what the hell)
@Arperum I get it. That's funny.
@Wipqozn Took some time. I expected faster from a pun-minded person like you.
This is really strange. No pizza cutter that looks like a pizza, not even like a tomato slice.
@Arperum I didn't even notice it earlier.
I'm not sure why
I was too busy declaring @fredley a monster I guess
12:46
Some things are more important than pi puns.
The unary numeral system is the bijective base-1 numeral system. It is the simplest numeral system to represent natural numbers: in order to represent a number N, an arbitrarily chosen symbol representing 1 is repeated N times. This system is used in tallying. For example, using the tally mark |, the number 6 is represented as ||||||. In East Asian cultures, the number three is represented as “三”, a character that is drawn with three strokes. == Operations == Addition and subtraction are particularly simple in the unary system, as they involve little more than string concatenation. The Hamming...
@5pike Yea, best I found was a piece of cheese.
Woo! Ubuntu 14.10 fresh install complete!
@Wipqozn I second this motion, daheck
What possible reason would they have to deny a marriage licence?
@KevinvanderVelden have to, no. Should, debatable
@KevinvanderVelden the what is moreso why someone is marrying him.
People are nuts
@RPiAwesomeness should: also yes. The law should apply to everyone equally. Being convicted* of a crime should not prevent you from getting married
13:06
@Wipqozn You have just answered your own what
@Wipqozn oh yeah, that I agree with
@Wipqozn He's still alive?
@KevinvanderVelden I guess, yes.
@OrigamiRobot Apparently.
@OrigamiRobot california banned the death sentence
13:07
He's 79 I believe
And he hasn't died of natural causes or "natural causes" yet
I was thinking more along the lines of what @Wipqozn said, about someone wanting to marry him..
@Wipqozn 80 even according to the article =p
@KevinvanderVelden That's not the point. He's really old.
@OrigamiRobot This. Didn't know that.
13:07
@KevinvanderVelden Dang. I'm a failure.
Seriously, I saw many documentations about Manson, but not one of them mentioned that he's still alive.
@KevinvanderVelden ANd his would-be bride is 26. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT WOMAN.
@5pike which makes sense, a documentation can't really be updated so commenting on things that'll change makes little sense
@Arperum O.O
Why do I get the feeling this won't end well...
13:10
Did none of you read the article? =p
@RPiAwesomeness he's in prison, what's the worst that could hapen!
@KevinvanderVelden And...she wants to marry him...wha...I'm confused
47 secs ago, by Kevin van der Velden
Did none of you read the article? =p
@Arperum Nope, I didn't. I should probably shut up unless I read it.
However, I have the hardest time loading BBC articles.
@RPiAwesomeness In case you didn't know by now: it's an article about a 26y old woman who wants to marry an 80y old mass murdered who is in jail for life
@Arperum okay...that's just strange
13:14
@RPiAwesomeness He also carved a swastika into his forehead.
@Wipqozn Uh....
@Rapitor Oh Ubisoft, you're worse than EA now.
EA is actually getting better, but Ubisoft is just getting worse.
Welp.
@Wipqozn I don't think EA actually outright said "we want to make more money out of you"
13:19
@Rapitor Is this a youtube video of a vimeo video? or is that just me?
@Arperum yes, yes it is.
nobody uses Vimeo though.. so for the video to be seen it had to be put on youtube
@Wipqozn EA probably only learned to STFU
@badp Or their terrible idea person was headhunted by ubisoft.
@Rapitor To be fair, they don't need to say it.
And they've had their share of PR backlash, so they know that if they shut up and stop talking about something, it eventually dies down.
Did you watch the video? Ubisoft literally said, outright "we want to make more money out of you." That literally happened.
13:32
0
Q: Can I still receive friend requests if my friend list is full?

NiteCyperIn order to maximize Pal Points, I want active friends. My leader (Kushinadahime) is a popular one, so I'm in high demand. Unfortunately, I'm getting more friend requests than I have capacity. I'm removing friends who haven't been active for more than a day and accepting pending friend requests. ...

@Unionhawk We're talking about EA not saying it. I think.
@Wipqozn Yeah, but I'm saying the "They don't need to it's their actions" argument is not valid when comparing to a company that literally did say it.
Well, fuck Ubisoft.
That's all I can say.
@Wipqozn Yep. Ubicrap boycott, go!
You have just made the internet a worse place by using the word "Ubicrap". I just want you to know that. That's like saying "Micro$oft"
3
13:37
@Unionhawk Nah. They just released an utter piece of money grabbing shit, called Dungeon Keeper. Words are all that matter, though!
I don't think the argument is that EA is better than Ubisoft in this respect, the argument is that Ubisoft is denser than EA in this respect.
@Unionhawk I fully expect some PR spin to put some damage control on that dense statement.
@Unionhawk I know! Ubishit uses more of the "Ubisoft" letters
"Ubicrap" is just a cop out
@Frank That is literally and figuratively not the point.
@Unionhawk Actually, it is. Ubisoft is still learning the lessons EA learned years ago.
13:41
although Ubi$hit would work even better.
Thanks for the input!
You're right, that is the point I was making.
Thanks for informing me!
Ubisoft was a good and respectable company. I think this is because they came in contact with EA/Activison. they are bad influences
EA was a good and respectable company at one time.
"hey these guys are doing all this stuff that makes them tons of money for no effort... we should too!"
0
Q: Shaman specialisation damage

Kyo AkashiI'm playing a enhancement for the first time, and I was looking forward to do high damage with this spec. (I always love to be the DPS) And many people told me that this would be a good alternative for other DPS classes. I'm currently Lvl 41. Is it too early to do high damage or what am i doing ...

13:48
@Rapitor Seen the South Park Kickstarter episode?
Sitting on our asses, here we come!
0
Q: Mage specialisation pros and cons

Kyo AkashiHello i'm playing a mage beside my shaman and he now hits level 10. I like to be a DPS player and so i thought it would be nice to throw some burning stuff against your enemies! But out of every corner comes "Play ice mage" because they seem to be very strong. Also it often comes that no other s...

0
Q: Do companions level up before joining?

franglaisAs per the title, do companions level as you level prior to joining your party, or are they simply a set level regardless of when you join them to your party?

@Frank they're also shutting down Dawngate
because it was merely good, and not a LoL killer.
0
Q: Changing TEXT Language Dragon Age Inquisition to english

Kasia TyszkiewiczSomeone advides: "Yes you have to download the langage pack. And you also have to go here: C:\Program Files (x86)\Origin Games\Dragon Age Inquisition\Data\Win32 In the folder loctext leave only the files en.sb and en.toc present, put the others in a folder named temp In the folder locfacefx make...

14:03
@Unionhawk I like this comic
The PBF is strong
@Unionhawk You rock.
@fredley I love PBF. Is this made by the same guy/gal?
@Wipqozn I don't think so
user image
2
Too many good ones
They're all good
@fredley I've never seen a bad PBF
The great thing about PBF is how well he emulates other styles
Isn't PBF the same guy behind Adventure Time?
14:08
@MattЭллен It is?!
no. no I don't think so anymore
I did think that
but pendleton ward doesn't seem to be the same person as who makes PBF
nope. don't know where I got that idea from
I must be crazy
7
Swag? Swag!
swag tag
@fredley I was wondering, which flag should we use? NaA or spam?
14:20
@5pike vlq
0
A: How can I change the language in Dragon Age:Inquisition?

user92483I had a similar problem, tho no en.sb_DiP_STAGED and en.toc_DiP_STAGED files. To fix it I had to download the english language files from a torrent. Data\Win32\loctext\en.sb and Data\Win32\loctext\en.sb.

Although, frankly, anything.
Does that count as an answer?
PEOPLE OF THE BRIDGE: Wow me with tales of your Dragon Age: Inquisition exploits.
@Frank Interesting. IANAL, but not sure if that's against EULA
14:22
@Sterno So that you can be tempted to buy it, and then not play it?
@fredley I see.
@Frank I believe it should be allowed.
Just so you can calibrate your own opinion.
@Frank I'm already tempted to buy it and not play it.
@fredley Well, torrenting is piracy, even if it resolves the problem, so that should be deleted.
@Sterno My opinion was already calibrated.
@fredley I flag them as offensive, because it offends me when people post such nonsense.
Torrenting is not piracy ;p
I'll likely wait for it to go down in price and for me to finish the earlier dragon ages, one of which I got a legitimate five fingered discount ;p
14:23
@Frank Acquiring (whether by torrenting or otherwise) only those files for a game you already own is different?
@fredley I don't believe so.
Everything is piracy
3
@Frank Depends on the country.
Acquiring files from a source unauthorized to distribute them is still not allowed.
@Frank I'm not sure. Would it be different if you got the files from your friend's CD copy of the game?
14:24
@Frank: I seed fedora ;p
@5pike The country is US
Because SE US
@Frank Is that true? I thought it was not allowed for the source to distribute them, but acquiring them if you have rights to the files is fine
@fredley Then I don't know.
@fredley That's a legitimate copy, bought and paid for.
@Unionhawk: Not without a damned parrot an eyepatch a hook and a catlas.
14:25
@Sconibulus Copyright has a specific clause for distribution.
@Frank So if I replace 'torrent' with 'acquire legally' this answer is fine?
@JourneymanGeek Not having these things is a fixable problem.
@fredley Well, where else can you acquire them legally but Origin?
@Frank I didn't say not Origin
@Unionhawk Your mom's a pirate.
14:28
@fredley No, but saying "acquire legally" is just a wink wink, nudge nudge "acquire legally, but not really"
I've updated it, and made it a comment. It's now not illegal.
OH BUUUURRRNNN
@Frank Doesn't matter, I didn't tell you to break the law, so I'm not liable.
Guys, you messed up my burn message.
@Wipqozn OH BUUUUURRRRRNNNNN
14:29
@Sterno I've decided to wait until the weekend at least. I'm going to have a busy week.
@fredley :(
@Wipqozn Busy doing <insert joke here>, amirite! hAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
insert coin
@Frank From a friend who also has the game, and has the files you're missing?
@Sterno I'm actually going to be busy TV Shopping + Putting a TV Stand together + Putting up Curtains + Reading + Playing some Styx (probably) + Cat stuff + Maybe Netrunner on Thursday + Smash Bros Friday + Your mom last night
@3ventic Technically, that's still illegal.
14:31
@Wipqozn oh buuuuuurrrrrnnnn
@Frank Technically schmechnically
I don't think anyone's going to sue you or your friend, but in the eyes of the law, it's still illegal.
Do we really want or need to get that technical?
Honestly?
@Unionhawk In the eyes of the US law, it's piracy.
Technically correct is the worst kind of correct, when you're talking to lawyers.
14:32
@Sterno Damn straight.
@Frank I'm not asking about the law, I'm asking about the spirit of the site.
@Frank Not here, but I guess the Finnish law is irrelevant here
Are we really going to roll "downloading localization files from elsewhere" in the "is piracy and needs to be burnt" blanket?
@Unionhawk Why wouldn't we? We'd be advocating downloading files from a source not authorized to distribute them.
It still counts as piracy, so I feel it falls into the supporting piracy blanket.
I see were @Frank is coming from. I'm not sure if I agree, but I certainly understand his position, and it makes sense.
14:34
It's legal for me to make copies of digital content I purchase for myself, my close friends and family, as long as it is for private non-profit use.
@3ventic I so wish we had this in North America.
From a personal standpoint, I think it's absolutely stupid how copyright law works.
Many laws in general are just blergh or outdated
Today's Listening | Electronic / Retro Dance / Synth
@Frank Because if the localization files are not available through the place they should be distributed from, then downloading them for a game you already own is hardly piracy.
@Unionhawk Not our problem, really. That's all EA's problem. We shouldn't be offering workarounds (illegal ones, no less) for EA's shitty experience.
14:37
You are technically correct, by the letter of the law, and by the letter of the "NO PIRACY" rule, yes. But by the spirit of both of those things, you could not be more incorrect.
Good morning, Baconshine! The Earth says hello!
I hate it when I have interesting information I wish to share but it's labelled "confidential" and not to be shared :(
@Unionhawk How does that go against the spirit of the site?
Also, apparently the PSTV has HDCP, so I can't stream it without an adapter to remove HDCP.
Because downloading localization files is not the same thing as pirating a game
14:40
0
Q: What is the number near the vehicle's shield/hull indicator

FabiánThe question is straight forward, is there for any use, like repair points or something? And how do I use it?

@Unionhawk So, where do we draw the line, then?
What does count as piracy, and what doesn't?
We've had that meta.
@Sterno Not when it comes to file downloads.
Does downloading a single file from a torrent count as piracy?
If he linked to the torrent, I'd want the link remove
Also, is it going home time yet?
14:41
His answer is basically "You need to replace the language files"
Yes, he got those language files by torrenting them, and gives that as context for his answer
I hosted files for one of my answers.
But the context for his answer shouldn't make the whole thing piracy and awful and deleted
How about if your legit game is broken? And you can't get those from the original source. Is it still piracy?
11
A: How do I unlock the hidden/secret vehicles?

DwarfSliceThere are two vehicles which cannot be unlocked just by playing the game: Core Drone "Intimidator" Knight Cycle However, if you do some jiggering with the game files, you can enable them both for use in the game, and have them show up in the list of vehicles. If you'd like to do this...

Let's look at this another way... do you think the guy is trying to be an immoral jerk?
14:42
@Sterno Well, obviously
@Sterno I don't believe so, no.
If not, why are we arguing about it? I don't think SE is on the hook whichever way we decide
Okay, as an audio nerd and son of a music teacher, this is kinda awesome
@GraceNote I know you love it when people bug you, but I noticed that when this question got migrated from Gaming to Board Games, my comments got deleted.
I see @fredley actually already covered this in an edit by just changing it to "acquire them via any legal means"
14:44
This is really not something we can or should draw a line for
@Powerlord Huh, let me look at that.
Incidentally... approves @LessPop_MoreFizz's edit to it
@Powerlord soon! Bit more than an hour
...wat.
Let me ask internally about automatic comment removal - I'm guessing something in the text of your comment (if I had a guess, the site name) caused it to be automatically pruned or summat.
@GraceNote Maybe... it just seems weird because the end user replied to it, so now he's basically replying to nothing.
14:46
@MBraedley This is really cool.
@Powerlord He replied to it in the original thread, and whatever trigger may have removed your comment, wasn't present in theirs, I would assume.
Aren't those comments pretty much obsolete now anyway?
@Unionhawk There has to be a distinguishing between what is and isn't piracy. I'm open to moving that, but right now, it's right on the legal definition. What do you propose?
@Frank No there doesn't have to be. There are exceptions to every rule. We have to be open to that.
@Unionhawk Judgement calls means this is just going to come up again and again, ad nauseum, until we get tired of it.
And exceptions to every rule is a massive handwave.
"Yep, we don't need to define it! It can just be exceptions, all the time!"
14:50
In how many years of gaming.se's existence this has popped up (to my knowledge) once, I don't think it's gonna be a big problem
@KevinvanderVelden The piracy debate flares up from time to time.
We are not lawyers. Let lawyers worry about this sort of issues. — badp ♦ Aug 20 '13 at 9:41
Our last one set the, "If it can happen to a legit copy, it doesn't count as piracy" policy.
About this specific thing? Getting replacement files for a copy you legally own?
I miss @fbueckert.
14:52
@Sterno No you don't. That guy was a jerk.
@Sterno How did you spell that right with auto complete? Are you a wizard?
@Wipqozn Yes
@badp Comes out Thursday!
@Frank what?
14:54
@Wipqozn How did you know I spelled it right? Are you a wizard?
@Sterno No.
@Sterno Maybe.
I am massively against this sort of thought. I am 100% against Turing-based moderation
@Frank Yeah, our current rate of this coming up once a year is really tiresome.
except, of course, where it makes sense ;)
14:55
I have a dream that one day we can replace that mod abusing jerk @badp with a robot.
Who will just moderate based on predefined rules
I think we should just replace all the mods with those bird things.
@Unionhawk and modabuse automatically, mustn't forget the most important bit of a mods job description
while True:
  Wipqozn.deowner()
  chat.last_message.mod_abuse()
  chat.freeze(length=100*random.random())
  site.get_random_question().reopen()
  users.get_random_user().destroy()
  flags.get_random_flag().maybe_dismiss()
@badp shouldn't get_random_question and get_random_user be methods or functions, not member variables?
@MBraedley in Python they can be both.
14:59
The point I'm making is that these discussions are important.
@MBraedley Just pretend that those lines are in Ruby where parentheses are optional!

« first day (1587 days earlier)      last day (3750 days later) »