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Q: What is the maximum jump increase we can achieve using the impact hammer (aka. Piston Jump) in Unreal Tournament GOTY 99?

Franck DernoncourtWhen shooting with the impact hammer at the ground while jumping to jump extra high, what's the maximum jump increase factor we can achieve (vs. jumping normally)? Impact Hammer:

great deal, great game
the typo in the game title is annoying me, I might fix it
probably shouldn't though
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Q: Clash of Clans : What are the flower squares used for?

JayCouture.comI recently started playing Clash of Clans on android and I was wondering what those cornflower and other squares are used for? Besides costly decoration it looks like they could be used for some type of obstacle to impede slow or down attackers or even route them to a trap. Anyone have some ...

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Q: I can't stop finding one exact type of weapon?

user75057I've only been killing common enemies in Vorago Solitude like Eternals and Lost Legion enemies, however I've been only getting one kind of drop. White, fire, laser guns. Literally every single gun ever since the first one has been one regardless of manufacturer or prefix. Any reason for this hap...

I just got an item that's not in the database
@LessPop_MoreFizz ...Huh. It all makes sense now o_o
@TimStone I know, right? DOLAN IS CONDUCTING A TRAFFIC STING
00:13
That bastard duck
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Q: What does the Breath of Life item do?

murgatroid99I just found a spacebar item called "Breath of Life", with the description "Invincibility at a cost." So what exactly does it do, and what is this "cost?"

@Lazers @murgatroid99 You have to watch all your loved ones grow old and die as you stay still.
Is that not cost enough?
@RonanForman that's immortality. It's different
@murgatroid99 Fine, then all your pain is tenfold. Happy now?
Oooh, or maybe you can't feel anything, not the warm of a hug or the softness of a lovers kiss.
@Lazers Do you lose gold when you use it?
00:24
Or even worse, to activate it you need a... Quick time event!
@Arperum That's probably it, a series of microtransactions slowly eating away at your soul (and coins)
@TimStone Every time you take damage a pop-up appears with two options. Take 1 damage or pay 5 coins. And then a bulk discount if you buy 60 hearts.
Only 119 coins!
oh god
MY CHANCE TO BE FREE OF SOY MILK
...and have what?
SOY MILK SCYTHES
turns out that this room doesn't shuffle Eden's starter items
oh boy.
00:40
Spelunker boy get!
HIM? at number 43? #occupybuzzfeed
A danish guy took the 2nd place! :D kind of
but 28 is my favorit
@Blem That is a Pie, not a Danish.
00:52
IT IS CLEAR THAT BUZZFEED DOES NOT CARE ABOUT GREAT COOKS WHEN IT DOES NOT FURTHER THEIR MORAL AGENDA
I mean honestly, does nobody know anything about baked goods anymore?
@LessPop_MoreFizz Lars Von Trier is Danish
He doesn't look like a pie, but he dose look like he has eaten his fair share of pies
Mario Williams isn't scared of there being too many cooks because he's going to scare them all out of the kitchen with his bright red demonic contacts.
@TimStone Wouldn't that... decrease visibility somewhat?
01:07
@RedRiderX Hmm, I'm not sure. I guess not enough for him to not want to do it.
Pie.
Danish.
They look nothing alike.
Lars von Trier (Danish: [ˈlɑːs fʌn ˈtʁiːˀɐ]; born Lars Trier; 30 April 1956) is a Danish film director and screenwriter. He is closely associated with the Dogme 95 collective – an avant-garde filmmaking movement – although his own films have taken a variety of approaches. Known as a provocateur, his work has frequently divided critical opinion. Nevertheless, von Trier is widely regarded as one of the most accomplished and influential directors in world cinema. Von Trier began making films at age eleven. Von Trier suffers periodically from depression, as well as various fears and phobias, including...
@Blem I give up. I shall simply say woosh and leave it at that.
A Danish pastry or Danish (especially in the United States) is a multilayered viennoiserie pastry, of Viennese origin, which has become a specialty of Denmark and neighbouring Scandinavian countries. Danish pastries are popular around the world. == Name == Danish pastry is called wienerbrød (Danish pronunciation: [ˈʋiːˀnɔˌbʁœːˀð], lit. "Viennese bread", corresponding to the French Viennoiserie) in Denmark, Estonia, Iceland, the Faroe Islands, Norway and Sweden. It is referred to as facturas in some Spanish speaking countries. In Vienna, the Danish pastry is referred to as Kopenhagener Plunder or...
A pie is a baked dish which is usually made of a pastry dough casing that covers or completely contains a filling of various sweet or savoury ingredients. Pies are defined by their crusts. A filled pie (also single-crust or bottom-crust), has pastry lining the baking dish, and the filling is placed on top of the pastry but left open. A top-crust pie, which may also be called a cobbler, has the filling in the bottom of the dish and is covered with a pastry or other covering before baking. A two-crust pie has the filling completely enclosed in the pastry shell. Shortcrust pastry is a typical kind...
Now I'm hungry.
@TimStone Buzzfeed has a list of 60 people who may or may not be qualified to prepare a meal for you.
01:15
Don't worry, Clayton Russel brought the nuggets.
Basically it seems that they have given us the re-release of GTA SA for xbox360, which finally got 720p support
01:34
Yes.
Yep.
@Unionhawk Clicks Link. Sees '10 hours'. Sees [Title of A Video Game]. Closes Tab.
fine
IF NOT HAPPY THEN I DON'T CARE
I mean, honestly, I shouldn't expect discriminating tastes from someone who doesn't mind Ohio.
IF HAPPY I STILL PROBABLY DON'T CARE
...
REALLY, BRIDGE, YOU'RE JUST GOING TO SIT THERE LIKE IT'S SUNDAY EVENING AND LET HIM BE A JERK LIK-- oh, it is Sunday evening
@Unionhawk Well a @lesspop gonna @lesspop I guess.
01:46
I mean, what can I expect from a New Yorker, really
@Unionhawk True
02:28
@Blem oh hey there Wheatley.
I'm pleased to see you.
Acting.
although
@Yuuki my planet needs me.
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Q: What's the best way to earn OverCharge?

Doozer BlakeI've worked my way through the main story and most side missions in Sunset Overdrive, and found that maybe I spent too much OverCharge on guns. I'd like to now buy some of the collectible maps, but I'm low on OverCharge, and haven't found a great/quick way to gain it. What is the best/quickest wa...

02:53
@badp But I already watch bunches of them every day. I'm too lazy to make them.
03:28
Shopping list: comfortable desk chair, room to roll around in it (my room is not wide, and it's set up so that my roommate's desk is behind mine)
@Unionhawk Hey I need a new chair too :)
I need to see if I can reinflate my yoga ball.
Okay, Big Hero 6 is pretty good.
That's 2 now. I'm gonna have to rope someone in to seeing it with me
@Ktash I'll go! But I'm not in Seattle anymore, so... :(
03:39
@Fluttershy Psh, details
user15026
I finished Doctor Who - the fuck was that. I've never wanted that tableflip text thing so much in my LIFE. Seriously, the fuck was that.
@AshleyNunn (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
There ya go!
user15026
Thank you. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
user15026
I think thats adequate table flips for my wtfery
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Q: How can I complete Law and Order without starting a new game?

Iskar JarakI would like to resume an old Awakening save, but on loading I discovered that I must have triggered the Smuggler's Run/Law and Order interaction "bug". The bartender's "open the passage" dialogue was activated after both Law and Order and Smuggler's Run quests were active, resulting in the play...

03:56
@AshleyNunn ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
user15026
@Unionhawk (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
@AshleyNunn Are you talking about the scene after the credits?
user15026
@murgatroid99 Yes, but also like the ep as a whole was so underwhelming
user15026
Like I just...expected more from the build-up to it
@AshleyNunn I agree. But at least now we have a probable answer for our favorite SFF question
03:59
"underwhelming" as in "still whelming enough to cause 4 upside-down tables in The Bridge"
user15026
@murgatroid99 I have no idea what you are refering to
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Q: Is Santa Claus a Time Lord?

TangoConsider the following about Santa Claus: He can carry presents for every little boy and girl around the world in one bag that sits on a sleigh pulled by eight tiny reindeer, so his bag has to be bigger on the inside. He's able to make it around the entire world, including time to go down every...

@AshleyNunn Was it? The master won, she nearly broke the doctor.
user15026
@Unionhawk It was more "I could have gone to bed and I didn't and I regret that"
@TrentHawkins but barely anything actually happened
user15026
04:00
@TrentHawkins Eh, that was kinda weak, but I didn't like whoever was playing the Master, it felt very silly and not something I connected to. I was mostly bored
user15026
Nothing happened.
user15026
I wanted more oomph, more Doctor being the Doctor, and less ridiculous Cybermen stuff that really didn't make as much sense as the ep tried to claim and was more handwavy "oh well, you know, timelord tech lolz"
@AshleyNunn Yeah, the cybermen were incidental and barely relevant. Almost like they wanted some new thing but found whatever they could come up with was too close to cybermen, so might as well BE cybermen.
I actually thought the cybermen stuff made sense with existing canon. My problem was that all they did was make more cybermen, then explode.
user15026
my problem is that how they were made made ZERO sense with all of our other interactions
04:06
user15026
like how did we magically get people inside the metal suits with the hookups and the hardware? It was always a terrible process and now it was like lolz don't question it, magic timelord tech
@AshleyNunn You mean from the rain?
user15026
@murgatroid99 Yeah, like we went from bodies in the dirt to lol they got rained on now they are cybermen lolz
user15026
like the dude in the funeral home or whatever
user15026
like SOMEONE would have noticed that that wasn't a damn dead human body
user15026
04:07
come on
user15026
but no, lolz, suddenly its a CYBERMAN
user15026
because reasons
@AshleyNunn I think it was supposed to be nanotechnology. Like the bits of cybermen could grow around a human into a whole cyberman
user15026
@murgatroid99 I still think it doesn't remotely gel with how we know cybermen and was just a lame attempt at plot when really I was like 'well that's not even remotely making sense anymore"
user15026
04:08
and then lost interest in the story
user15026
Add that and them pulling back that fanservice chara for like ten seconds then blowing her up
user15026
like the point there was?
user15026
Was I supposed to care?
user15026
Anyway, I should sleep and stuff
user15026
sorry for ranting
04:11
If we have to apologize for ranting, then I'm going to go ahead and retroactively apologize for everything I've said ever :P
I guess technically an apology is retroactive
hmm
HALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@murgatroid99 This seems much more relevant now that he's hanging around the last known coordinates of Gallifrey
I wonder if we can get it reopened
@Sconibulus he isn't
The given coordinates of Gallifrey were empty. A lie
last known
Santa walked in from the snow, on a planet
somewhere else
04:21
oh, that was on a planet?
there was snow outside
I assumed that was because of the Santa Magic Field
It was later, after the Doctor talked to Clara, which was after he looked for Gallifrey
hmm... that does seem like a plausible interpretation of events
Santa alluded to the conversation they had just had
And I just find it really amusing to refer to Santa Claus as a real character in Dr Who
It's so silly
04:23
@murgatroid99 Speaking of, I was kind of expecting that to be the moment where he shows up to assist all his past regenerations in 'saving' Gallifrey.
Is there anything about Doctor Who that isn't silly?
@Sconibulus This is a whole new level of silly
But seriously, only Dr Who could get away with "And then suddenly Santa Claus shows up out of nowhere for no reason to discuss recent events with the protagonist"
I've been likened to a plague-carrying rat, so in honor of that, I bestow upon thee:
@spugsley Hello
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Q: Cannot find Minecraft launching icon in the .minecraft folder

hamastersI had a lot of troubling finding the .minecraft folder itself on the computer (windows 8), but now I can't figure out how to even start to play minecraft - I've clicked on pretty much all the folders and icons provided (especially ones with .jar at the end) but so far, no luck. Could you help me ...

04:38
@Ktash how are you? :3
@spugsley Doing good. How about yourself?
@Ktash playing BoI :2
Saw Big Hero 6 today!!!
I'm literally dying of cuteness
I want a big robot hero pillow :33333
That's 3
:)
3? :o
@spugsley Also, playing Bounce off Ingram? Sounds fun. How many quarters have hit so far?
@spugsley 3 people who've seen it
I need to find someone to go with me
04:41
@Ktash oddly enough, you can find quarters in this BoI but it's very rare
Well that probably makes bouncing them off of Ingram difficult
@Unionhawk GO SPORTS
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Q: Is there a penalty for skipping cutscenes?

LOL. NO.I know in FFX-2, if you choose to skip a cutscene, it'll prevent you from getting a maximum completion percentage (100%). Is there anything like that in Lightning Returns if you skip a cutscene?

05:17
Finally beat the Purist challenge
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Q: Anyone use nail polish.. I LOVE IT!

AdministratorNail polish is ...like the best!!! Please contact me my name is omniomi and I'm the new site admin aka administrator. U WILL BE BANNED IF U DONT OBEY ME!

@Lazers wat
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Q: Can Skeleton Killed Creepers Be Autospawned

ModDLAs we all know, when a skeleton kills a creeper it has a chance to drop a music disk, and if you didn't know you can pick up an mob during its dying animation using a safari net and auto spawn exact copies of it which will instantly die. When you make a skeleton kill a creeper, and you can catch ...

Ben
Ben
06:11
Hey guys, in case anyone wasn't aware we have a new user, "Administrator" who is "impersonating" a site admin.
I say that with quotations because they're doing it badly.
Just to put hem on the radar, not asking anything to be done about it though
@Unionhawk lol. This is the user I was just talking about.
Yeah, dunno. Mod flag go. That'll take care of it.
I'm pretty sure every custom mod flag I've raised has been to the effect of "um... this isn't really spam... but it really needs to be destroyed."
06:30
I can't stop laughing at this moronic glow stick kid.
06:48
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Q: FOC on Windows 8

user27285Star Wars Empire at War: Forces of Corruption won't work on my Windows 8 laptop. Any ideas of what I can do to get it working?

(unrelated, in case anyone wants to ask me if I'm trying to connect it to things and tell me it didn't work)
07:24
@Lazers VTC Unclear, imo
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Q: How do I level up a TF2 character?

ReddI was looking at some achievement items in TF2, and I found that for a hat, you have to 'level up' your character. What does that mean?

07:42
Can a mod ping this user? They're editing out spam links, might want to just tell them to flag, but if I comment there, I'm not sure it will notify them
and even if it does, not sure how long the spam question will last
Also, you know, burn
@Ktash eh, I wouldn't worry about a single incident enough to waste his time with a mod ping.
@LessPop_MoreFizz I wasn't worried about it too much. Just wasn't sure how I could really ping him without going to a random question of his and letting him know
Don't really have to worry about it, just noticing it :)
08:01
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Q: What is the most efficient way to spend Forge Points in FoE?

Sentinel GamingSo I started with a blank slate in Forge of Empires and I was wondering if anyone knew the most efficient way to spend forge points to meet 1 or 2 of the following criteria Get through the era/ages quickly Maximize profits through era/ages Thanks in advance for any help on this. By the way so...

08:34
I just found a web app which prouds itself in working 100% in the cloud...
They also use new technologies such as HTML5, CSS3, real-time notifications and responsive design.
Two of these are not exactly a technology
The term "cloud" is pretty ambiguous now.
@5pike I've never seen a website that doesn't work "in the cloud".
As far as it goes anything that is on some remote server is "in the cloud"
The whole cloud nonsense is buzzwords anyway.
@Arperum Now it is. It has a specific meaning (but I forgot it).
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Q: Can the Rata Sum city cube be seen from the world?

DavidYellIs there a spot in the game where you can actually see the city cube on the horizon? Or get any external view of the city cube at all in the game?

@5pike Depends on what kind of "cloud" you mean. But, generally, distribution of computation or storage among multiple machines
08:44
@Ktash Yeah, something like that.
Cloud computing is really interesting. And when you optimize your algorithms for the distribution, it can be insanely efficient.
But anytime you hear the word "cloud", it is usually just referring to putting things in a server farm on the internet
@Ktash Yeah, pretty much.
 
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Ben
Ben
09:52
Has anyone else been getting "tuneup pro" ads on your browser? I would link it but I'm not sure if it's a virus or not. My antivirus (AVG) has expired and this one is apparently McAfee, so I'm starting to think it could be a virus :/
@Ben A quick google search classifies this as adware
Ben
Ben
Damn
@5pike cheers.
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Q: My modded minecraft keeps crashing whenever I try to create a world

0_Exterminator_0I've been able to open my minecraft before when it was modded. But now every time I click on create world it just crashes and comes up with this: ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // I feel sad now :( Time: 10/11/14 8:55 PM Description: Exception in server tick loop java.lang.NullPointerExceptio...

10:20
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Q: Help me fix my account please

DylanSo someone saved a lvl 2 to my g+ amd now I cant transfer my game to my new phone because there isn't a second way to restore my progress. It's caused me to get kicked from my clan and I've shamefully spent alot of money on this game! I dont want to lose it.

10:36
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Q: what to do with reworked/remastered games?

kenrecently, games are being reworked because of it's a very good game or a very classic game. i just don't know how to where to address them. one example is the Fable Anniversary, yes, its fable 1 or fable TLC, and we don't have many questions in that area. but still valid questions right?

10:49
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Q: Can I buy an XBox one controller today and expect it work wirelessly with my PC in future?

Bilal FazlaniI really like the new X-Box one controller. Its available for PC only with the micro SUB cable, although I know it has wireless capabilities because the same controller works wirelessly with an XBOX. I was wondering if I can buy it today and expect that Microsoft would release wireless drivers ...

I think I'm addicted to rebirth...
11:15
@5pike Join the club. I have to dogsit at my parents place tonight, I've been thinking about how terrible it would play over RDP.
@Arperum Try it. GET YOUR FIX
11:33
rebirth?
Also can we star some things?
Seems like it
@LessPop_MoreFizz's message is getting kinda annoying
@fredley Remove it with firebug?
@5pike Good shout
@fredley Binding of Isaac Rebirth
11:37
@Arperum Oh
I have BoI but never got into it
I don't think I'm very good at those kind of games
@fredley It's pretty much a twin-stick shooter.
@5pike I don't even have one stick
@fredley ...
You know what a twin-stick shooter is, right?
11:55
@5pike I assume it requires two sticks
@fredley "Twin-stick shooter" is a genre. It simply describes that you use 1 stick for movement, and the other to control the direction where you shoot at.
@5pike Yeah I suck at those type of games. Not enough coordination
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Q: How do the damage mission modifiers work?

DavidYellSo in Destiny there are three mission modifiers which increase the amount of damage that type deals. For example, Void Damage from any source is greatly increased. How does this work in game specifically? Does this affect both enemies and allies? Will you deal and receive more damage from...

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Q: Clash of Clans - Data usage

BubbleBoyCan anyone advise the best android/google pay options and settings for clash of clans. My son's previous smart phone used around 200-300mb per month. he now uses that per week. Any assistance or advise would be awesome. he now has a Samsung Galaxy S4

@fredley Well, if you are not good at those games, it wouldn't make much sense to buy them.
@5pike Which is why I don't
12:06
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Q: What will happen if i wear 2 different Legendaries? (hook and beard)

EpicWortexIf you wear "Hook of the Basilisk" AND "Crazed Tassels of the Black Death", what custom icons will you have? Because AND hook AND beard provides ability custom icons (as they are Legendary). Thanks for an answer.

12:31
@StrixVaria @AshleyNunn I'm really enjoying Name of the Wind, despite the tear inducing story line.
In fact, based on what I've heard so far ,I suspect @fredley would enjoy it. I believe he likes the taste of his own tears. That's why he likes FMA I believe.
@Wipqozn Feels are mandatory
@fredley Your mom's mandatory. Oh BUUUURRRNNN.
@Wipqozn The burn is quenched by tears.
@fredley Does that mean I'm free to burn you again without fearing I may send you to the burn ward?
@Wipqozn Tears will eventually run dry, so I'd rather you didn't
Unless you keep sending me tear-inducing materials at a sufficient rate
12:44
HI CHAT
I'll hi your chat!
I hi'd urmom's chat last night.
Oh snap
Morning repost for morning crew:
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@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh natural selection, you sure like to get'em while they're young.
The important thing is this:
> Yes, Jack is fine and his eyes still work.
Now I can laugh at it freely.
12:53
@LessPop_MoreFizz Urmom's hi called and it wants your face back
I'm 2 minutes into this video and the father still hasn't called 911.
@Wipqozn It's better than that, he called 911 immediately, and then hung up on them in search of a better idea.
@badp what do faces have to do with anything?
@LessPop_MoreFizz Your face so fat, it's literally urmom's hi's house
@LessPop_MoreFizz Yeah, I see that now.
@Wipqozn But yeah, knowing that he came out okay, I can't stop laughing at the initial OH MY EYES
And the father's "WHAT DID YOU DO YOU DING A LING"
A+++++ Use of 'ding a ling' as an insult.
12:59
I don't understand how anyone can possible be so stupid to think microwaving glowstick is a good idea.
@Wipqozn And then shaking it. Don't forget that step.
If he'd just left the glowstick in the microwave for a little bit longer, he'd have a horrifically dirty microwave, but he'd be fine.
@LessPop_MoreFizz True!
@Wipqozn I think I remember seeing a troll hack that suggest microwaving lightsticks will supercharge them
@5pike Hard way to learn the lesson to not believe everything you read on the internet.
13:03
There is a whole Youtube series entitled "Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?"
They did an episode on Glow Sticks.
(Conclusion: No.)
@LessPop_MoreFizz The answer to this question is usually no.
"No" should be the default answer to that question when you're not sure
"Is it dangerous to do this?"
@badp Yes. Regardless of what this is.
Bullshit
13:06
See? Nothing happened.
Everything is just fine.
In fact everything is a little finer now!
@badp What if I deleted my account in protest?
WHAT THEN @BADP?!?!?!?
@Wipqozn Roughly 40% of the episodes on their wiki indicate 'Good Idea'.
@LessPop_MoreFizz huh, colour me surprised.
Just don't colour me with molten hot glowstick.
@Wipqozn then we'd have to collectively forget that you ever existed.
You'll join the ranks of Turbimolmed and Cassilompent
@badp You'll die eventually.
13:09
@Arperum Is death dangerous?
@badp It is deadly.
@Arperum so is life!
@badp It is indeed.
Slow Mo Gif Version!
@Blem I resent the implication by association of this title.
@Blem Nay
woo
(takes damage in the very next room)
Incidentally that means that the IV bag does not count as damage for the no-damage achievements
13:39
@LessPop_MoreFizz Such a beautiful shirt.
@LessPop_MoreFizz what the hell is their criteria for "good idea"
@Rapitor They use a scale similar to what @JasonBerkan uses when doing ^
It's an algorithm, not a scale. Login. Drink coffee. Check if @Wipqozn is room owner. If not, add him.
If he is, close tab and go to work.
so you can't work today
I'm sorry
13:47
It's one day of work prior to a holiday. Not many people are in the office today.
@badp It never did. You could get as much damage from blood doanation machines as you wanted for the no damage achievements.
The health up pill breaks the no damage achievement though.
@Wipqozn I excel at all things.
Programmer's wife says, "Go to the store and get an apple. If they have eggs, grab a dozen." The programmer returns with a dozen apples.
@Koviko That joke is so old its beard can wrap around the world.
13:56
@badp You stole my Microsoft Office. I'll find you, you have my Word.
I'm going to start linking Friday on a Monday if this keeps up.
If you don't have Access to better puns, it's not really my fault
Sterno needs a better Outlook on life.
or maybe a Publisher for his lifehacks
I agree. He Excels at making them.
13:59
FOUL! Repeated pun
I want to make a Visio pun right now, but nothing's coming to mind.
@MBraedley You mean you're lacking the Visio to make one?

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