The Bridge

Sterno

15:00

@Wipqozn The alternative is prison time.

Jason Berkan

@Wipqozn c.f. Watching one episode of a show 100 times.

Origami Robot

@KevinvanderVelden Keep the candy for yourself.

Frank

Oh, yes, that reminds me. I should go buy candy today.

Kevin van der Velden

@OrigamiRobot how can I deny other people candy?! I'll just have to buy more to be safe

Origami Robot

@KevinvanderVelden You're protecting their teeth

Sterno

15:09

Some science for you about why a basketball hoop fell down. An oddly compelling read.

I should have started that with "You'll never believe..."

Koviko

@Sterno Can we guess what happens next?

Sterno

@Koviko At three paragraphs in I laughed. Then I cried.

Chantola

Boom! Just hit 1k rep!

I can finally see how many downvotes and upvotes a post has!

5pike

God damnit, javascript, why don't you work?

Koviko

@5pike Probably a dumb question, but you do use JSLint/JSHint, right?

5pike

15:19

@Koviko No, normal old javascript.

Koviko

@5pike JSLint/JSHint is good for making sure that all of your errors are logic errors, never syntax/typos/bad variables/etc.

I use it in a Notepad++ plugin. Just hit Ctrl+Shift+F5 whenever I'm ready to save.

5pike

Oh god

OH GOD

Great, now my coding style throws errors.

That's not helping

Sterno

@Chantola You make me long for the days when rep was exciting.

Maybe it's time to start Arqade New Game +

Koviko

@5pike lol. Change the settings.

What part of your coding style throws errors? Brace style? Whitespace?

5pike

@Koviko I think both

user15026

15:26

@Chantola Congrats :)

Sterno

If your coding style throws errors, your coding style is wrong.

5pike

@Sterno It thows jslint errors

Koviko

@5pike If you have the option of using JSHint over JSLint, then you can avoid having to format your code correctly.

Sterno

Oh. Jslint is awful and should be ignored.

user15026

Okay, last week this room was overly hot, so I dressed for that today and now it is like a meat locker

Koviko

15:27

JSHint focuses on actual errors instead of also throwing in readability

5pike

Oh, I can switch to JSHint

Frank

@AshleyNunn Bleh.

5pike

That's so much better now

fredley

@Koviko Yes

badp

How abourt JsMint

it might even be late enough to switch to jsPint

Koviko

15:29

._.

user15026

@Frank I can't win! I got coffee today (decaf) just to be warm!

Frank

@AshleyNunn It sucks when you don't have access to the thermostat, either.

user15026

@Frank I wouldn't even know where the thermostat for this room would even be

Frank

I remember getting called in the middle of the night at my horror job because the call center was freezing, and the manager for the area wouldn't answer his phone.

5pike

Well, JSHint didn't help. I bet this is an easy fix, but damn, I don't see it.

Kevin van der Velden

15:32

@Frank so you just installed seti@home on every server there?

That's what I'd do

user15026

I keep sticking my hands under my laptop because it is running warm

badp

Pretty much the only redeeming feature of laptops

Frank

@KevinvanderVelden Nope. I was just like, "I don't have any more access than you do. I feel sorry for you, but this isn't really an IT emergency."

Kevin van der Velden

@Frank aaah

badp

@Frank wat

5pike

15:39

Ok, now it works.

badp

how do you even get to that point?

Frank

@badp Our operations manager was legendary for his uselessness.

Chantola

@AshleyNunn Thanks

Frank

We started a new call campaign on New Year's Day (don't ask me why), and we had it all ready to go. He called us a dozen times that day, because he didn't understand how it worked.

Chantola

Has anyone here ever heard/player MineZ?

Batophobia

15:49

Pokemon Alpha/Omega demo code for whoever wants it:
A05PT4NG13CADWH2

Lazers

-2

Q: Any good servers and ips? minecraft please

i have got mclegends (playmc.mx) but is there any others?please do creative servers as in building not the game mode and please ADVENTURING GAMES!!!!!!!!

minecraft

Batophobia

teehee McLegends

Wipqozn

Playing super smash brothers brawl in the office rocks.

Chantola

shotbow.

Sterno

@Lazers If there is a question that needs closing, @Frank will be there!

I think it's his superpower.

Frank

16:00

@Sterno And yet, the Close Vote queue wasn't even my first Steward badge.

Batophobia

@StrixVaria This should be fixed in version 1.0.4 (up now)

Frank

I actually got that one for a Leave Open vote, too.

Unionhawk

What a shame

Yuuki

@AshleyNunn I NEED HALP.

Unionhawk

OH HOLY CRAP THAT 60 FPS

user15026

16:06

I ROCKED MY FIRST EVER LIVE CALL WITH A REAL PERSON ASKING AN ACTUAL QUESTION

user15026

IT WAS SO AWESOME

Tim Stone

@Unionhawk Did you finally tweak Visual Studio?

user15026

@Yuuki What do you need, my dear?

Yuuki

@AshleyNunn There's something wrong with my dog.

We were on a walk just now when she stopped and started licking and biting at her paw.

And now she can't walk on it.

fredley

@AshleyNunn HIGH FIVE

Rapitor

16:08

@Yuuki sounds like a bite

ants, bee(possible), tick, etc

Yuuki

@Rapitor Like a bug bite?

user15026

@Yuuki Do you see anything when you look at it? Like any redness, or a black dot where there wasn't one?

user15026

Is it swollen?

Yuuki

@AshleyNunn Doesn't look swollen, but some of the fur on her paw does look a bit red.

Rapitor

the fur is red? like bloody?

Yuuki

16:11

Although that might be part of her natural color. She's a reddish-brown.

Rapitor

see if you can see the skin

Yuuki

She's stopped biting, it's mostly been licking right now.

Okay, the skin looks a bit reddish-pink.

And her paw shakes a lot when she holds it in the air.

Rapitor

try and wrap it in something and disinfect if possible.

user15026

I am not sure I would wrap it, you don't want to risk any circulation cut off or anything like that. I would disinfect it, and then see how she is in the next while

user15026

If she is still showing a lot of pain or it still looks inflamed or whatever in a few hours/later tonight, I would consider a vet visit

Yuuki

16:20

What should I use to disinfect?

Rapitor

i'm not saying wrap tightly, just to stop her from continuously licking and irritating it further

Yuuki

Well, when she's lying down, she doesn't lick anymore.

Arperum

licking isn't going to hurt unless he does it for days on end.

dog tongues are pretty damn clean.

Also, possibly a thorn/splinter?

user15026

@Yuuki Generally, whatever you would use on yourself.

Kevin van der Velden

@Yuuki @AshleyNunn No: Not high alcohol spirits

user15026

16:25

@KevinvanderVelden Oh, yeah, I forget that, because I never use that on myself.

user15026

I tend to forget other people might.

Kevin van der Velden

@AshleyNunn I was just joking

Tim Stone

Oh you

user15026

@KevinvanderVelden It's a fair assessment though

Yuuki

... Honey?

Arperum

16:28

@Yuuki Sure, won't hurt.

Kevin van der Velden

@AshleyNunn people actually use drinking alcohol to disinfect except in emergencies?

@Arperum wat? O.o

Yuuki

@Arperum Yeah, we don't have a lot of medical supplies at home so I couldn't find anything.

Arperum

@KevinvanderVelden You never used honey on an insect bite or something like that?

Yuuki

But I do remember that honey has antibacterial properties.

Arperum

@Yuuki IIRC dog tongues are slightly antibacterial properties

Kevin van der Velden

16:30

@Arperum well, we never had honey at home so no

Tim Stone

Neosporin, yo >_>

Yuuki

@Arperum Most mammalian saliva does, right?

Arperum

@KevinvanderVelden ...

Kevin van der Velden

@Arperum yes

Arperum

@Yuuki I wouldn't trust human saliva though. Humans are seriously unclean.

Kevin van der Velden

16:32

Also, licking dogs doesn't sound like a good idea

Tim Stone

Yes, please do not lick your dog's paw.

Kevin van der Velden

Hairballs, shudders

Yuuki

Well yeah, I was commenting that wound licking is fairly common in mammals, most likely due to disinfectants in saliva.

Kevin van der Velden

This does not in any way make it less funny to point out that licking dogs is a bad idea

Wipqozn

Super Smash Brothers Brawl is a great way to spend a break.

user15026

16:36

@KevinvanderVelden I grew up rural redneck, so yes

user15026

@Arperum Dog mouths are cleaner than people

user15026

The fact that humans kiss each other is just gross if you think about it too long

Yuuki

@AshleyNunn People are cleaner than komodo dragons though.

Kevin van der Velden

@AshleyNunn huh, I just have a bottle of iodine

Or at least, I think the english word is iodine

user15026

@KevinvanderVelden Yeah, it's not common, but I've seen it

user15026

16:37

@KevinvanderVelden red stuff, kinda stings?

Kevin van der Velden

@AshleyNunn stings like hell but transparent

user15026

@KevinvanderVelden mmm, then probably not iodine. Likely rubbing alcohol or the like

user15026

iodine is the stuff that stains EVERYTHING YOU LOVE if you use it

Tim Stone

I sense there is a terrible story to go along with that shoutcase.

:(

Kevin van der Velden

Well, the dutch word is jodium, which is the chemical I, which is iodine

Unionhawk

16:39

Iodine will definitely disinfect all the things

Kevin van der Velden

Aah, internets say it's a mixture of water, ethanol and iodine

Tim Stone

The Dutch word would be funny.

badp

@Batophobia ...you need codes to play demos?

user15026

@TimStone I spilled the bottle once. On my bed.

Tim Stone

D:

Kevin van der Velden

16:40

@badp Nintendo~

badp

@AshleyNunn now you can sleep in it safe that it's 1000% disinfected.

@KevinvanderVelden I'm not a customer!

So I'm not accustomed!

Batophobia

@badp No, but this is some kind of special demo

Kevin van der Velden

@TimStone another name for it is Jood, which is also the dutch word For Jew. Dutch is weird

badp

@Batophobia wat

user15026

@badp True enough :)

Batophobia

16:41

Like for Smash 4 they gave demo codes that didn't have the play counter limit

Sterno

I miss Google Reader.

badp

@Sterno feedly is good enough.

Tim Stone

@KevinvanderVelden Hey, at least it's not Spanish (NSFW: language)

@badp Hey now, let him reminisce about the good ol' days.

user15026

@Sterno Periodically I start typing it into my bar and get sad a little when it is like "nope sorry"

Kevin van der Velden

RIP Google Reader =[

Rapitor

16:49

this druglord incremental started pretty interesting, but once you get every drug its just waiting...

user15026

Decided to reward myself for the awesome this morning with cafeteria lunch of awesome. (There is apparently quiche today. mmmmmm quiche.)

Rapitor

bleeh

Sterno

I like to reward myself for a hard day's work by leaving a few hours early.

user15026

Unfortunately I don't have that freedom :P

badp

@TimStone I don't know Spanish but this is brilliant

yay for latin languages

@TimStone Sure, but feedly makes me not miss Reader now

fredley

16:55

The only thing better than the shops is the titles of the shops

2

user15026

These unnerve me.

fredley

@AshleyNunn But I can't stop clicking

Batophobia

@fredley I like Jaw

fredley

I like Ant & Dec best

murgatroid99

@fredley Where is Woll Smoth?

Lazers

16:58

0

Q: When I am in mine craft and I mine red stone and gold it wont give me red. Stone or gold it just destroys it I'm on the pocket edition for iPad

I'm in a cave and it when I mine for red stone and gold it destroys it,it won't let me pick it up and I'm using a stone pick axe and I'm on the pocket edition for iPad and I'm on the serrvial mode and I'm playing it with my sister

minecraft

Wipqozn

@fredley You find the weirdest things. I worry about you.

fredley

@Wipqozn I don't know how I found this. It's just in my tabs.

Wait, how did I find this? Seriously.

Oh, Facebook. Why am I on Facebook?

Batophobia

@fredley you have the memory of a porkchop

badp

glitters slightly

Origami Robot

@Arperum ...no

@Yuuki snopes says no

snopes.com/critters/wild/dogmouth.asp

> Saliva (human or canine) is not antiseptic

Wait...

Apparently anitbacterial is not the same as antiseptic?

badp

17:19

oh hi shrine of war

Sterno

Necrodancing so hard

badp

I guess 3-1 is the farthest any speedrun attempt of mine has gone

or speedrun-like run anyway

user15026

@OrigamiRobot Yeah, those are different things

Origami Robot

Life Hacks for Dogs

cc @Sterno

Wipqozn

cc @Sterno just in case you don't go to the link

Lazers

17:29

1

Q: Mob grinder design to prevent vanilla server load/lag?

I'm working on a large scale mob grinder beneath my server's central area. It's main purpose is to trap monsters away from players. Using the /fill command i digged a very large cavern 256*256*60 to prevent most uncontrolled spawns. What is the best design for a mob control/grinder built in this...

minecraft

0

Q: (Dis)Advantages of being a "Hero of the Storm"?

So I've had some good games lately and I achieved the "Hero of the Storm" killstreak.But are there any advantages or bad things when getting this streak aside from having a glowy health bar? In LoL,when you have a high kill streak,killing you gives bonus gold to your oppenents,is there anything ...

heroes-of-the-storm

Origami Robot

Just to make sure @Sterno gets it

Sterno

whatisthisidonteven

Wipqozn

@Sterno Lifehacks for dogs. Do you need us to link it again?

here @Sterno

Yuuki

Okay, all things aside, that's actually a pretty beautiful line (although slightly disturbing).

badp

@Sterno I think @OrigamiRobot is politely asking for sloths

user15026

17:35

@Yuuki ??

Wipqozn

Yuuki

@AshleyNunn New Doctor Who episode.

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn I think he's drunk.

user15026

@Yuuki Okay, now I wanna know which line?

Yuuki

@AshleyNunn "Do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?"

Sterno

17:36

Every time I google image search sloths, I remember that the results are usually NSFW

user15026

@Yuuki That one just hit me in the face

Wipqozn

@Sterno I...don't want to test this.

Yuuki

I had to pause it for a second to tear up a bit.

Wipqozn

I personally think that line sounds really corny.

Sterno

@Wipqozn Apparently morons who think rape jokes are funny use the sloth as their mascot.

Wipqozn

17:37

Just thought I'd throw that out there, just to rain on your parade and ruin everything.

@Sterno None of that makes sense.

badp

@Yuuki That started making sense at the twelfth time

Batophobia

This makes me want Fantasy Life

►

Rapitor

music time

►

murgatroid99

@Yuuki I'm not sure how I feel about that line. One one hand, it shows how much he cares. On the other hand, the entire reason betrayal hurts is because you care about/trust that person, so it expresses a sentiment that's a bit hard to empathize with.

Yuuki

@murgatroid99 That's why I mentioned that it also comes off a bit disturbing.

user15026

17:41

I can see how it works for the Doctor when it sounds disturbing when considered from an average human perspective

Wipqozn

@Batophobia That's much longer than a minute. Does Nintendo not understand how minutes work?

Frank

I just saw the tree episode last night.

Batophobia

@Wipqozn It's more of a Let's Play special

Frank

This season is getting better. It started off okay, went downhill, and now its getting back to actually being something I would want to watch.

Rapitor

and finished with druglord incremental... @StrixVaria, next please.

user15026

17:43

@Frank I hated most stuff up until ...3 eps ago?

StrixVaria

@Rapitor Did you finish it or did it get boring?

Frank

@AshleyNunn The one where the Tardis shrunk was the first episode I really liked.

Yuuki

@Frank Well, they're actually getting to the underlying myth arc now.

Wipqozn

@Batophobia But the name is a lie.

I feel so betrayed.,

Rapitor

@StrixVaria finished i guess. i had no more unlocks besides hiring more dealers

user15026

17:43

@Frank For me it was the one after that

Batophobia

@Wipqozn your name is a lie!

Lazers

0

Q: Is levelling up inside a cave the same as levelling up at night?

In Pokemon, using a Dusk Ball inside a cave gives the same effect as using it at night. Does a cave also count as night when trying to meet evolution criteria? For example to evolve an Eevee into an Umbreon, you need to level Eevee up whilst it's very happy and at night time.

pokemon-fourth-gen

Frank

@AshleyNunn That's the tree one I just watched, I think.

Unionhawk

I love how @StrixVaria still pings me on incrementals, and I've just gotten to the point where it's like "oh, new strix ping in the inbox. who cares"

Batophobia

@Frank No, the shrinking one was an episode or 2 prior

StrixVaria

17:44

@Rapitor That is disappointingly short then.

Frank

@Batophobia I don't recall which one was in the middle, then.

Oriental Express?

StrixVaria

@Unionhawk Noted. I will find a proxy.

murgatroid99

@Frank I didn't really like that one. The doctor didn't really do anything

Wipqozn

@Batophobia Your face and/or mom is a lie. Oh buuuurrrnnnnn.

Frank

@murgatroid99 That's why I liked it.

murgatroid99

17:45

@Frank But it was just an episode about nobody doing anything important

Batophobia

@Wipqozn I suppose that makes me Handsome Jack

Frank

This Doctor is way too much of a jerk.

murgatroid99

@Frank yeah, that too

Frank

@murgatroid99 Except overcoming the 2D creatures on their own, without much help from the Doctor.

Unionhawk

@Batophobia So... basically what you're saying is that you're a huge jerk, but you weren't always a huge jerk?

murgatroid99

17:46

@Frank I thought we were talking about the one with the trees

user15026

@Batophobia No, it was the shrinking one then the trees then darkwater

Batophobia

@Unionhawk It makes @Wipqozn uncomfortable when he isn't the handsome one in the room

Frank

@murgatroid99 Oh, I thought we were talking about the 2D episode.

user15026

I liked the shrinking one a little, then the tree one more, and dark water was pretty good

Unionhawk

Ooo... I like it. @Wipqozn is Handsome Jack.

Frank

17:47

The tree one was...alright. Nothing awesome, but alright.

Unionhawk

What a jerk

Batophobia

@Frank 2D is the shrinking one

murgatroid99

What disappoints me the most is that he has not yet done anything deserving of the "I am the Doctor" theme music

user15026

@Frank See, I really, really liked the tree one

Frank

@murgatroid99 The ending of the shrinking one was pretty good.

murgatroid99

17:48

It's been almost an entire season, and it feels like the Doctor hasn't done anything important

user15026

@murgatroid99 I like that. I like that he isn't OMG amazing right now.

Frank

@AshleyNunn They're headed back in the right direction now.

user15026

I like that he is a grumpy jerk who doesn't quite feel like he has totally found his feet yet

Batophobia

I like that he isn't Matt Smith

The lover-boy Doctor was really dumb

Yuuki

I like that every adventure isn't on a universe-saving magnitude.

murgatroid99

17:49

I guess there was the train episode, where the doctor actually doing things was compressed into 66 seconds

@Yuuki And I dislike that there aren't any

Wipqozn

@Batophobia I'm never not the most handsome person in the room so that's never been a problem.

Origami Robot

@Batophobia Good thing for him he never thinks he's not the handsome one

user15026

@Batophobia Oh I am so happy that isnt a thing

user15026

@Yuuki Yeah, I am a fan of that

Frank

Most of the focus this season is on just how horribad humans are to things they don't understand.

Batophobia

17:52

I thought the Listen episode was good up until the ending

Frank

That's why I'm not a huge fan; the Doctor's always been about exploring the wonders of the universe, to me.

murgatroid99

@Frank Also, defending humanity from things that really do want to kill us

Batophobia

@Frank I disagree, many episodes seem to be pointing to the Doctor being the one not knowing, like the Robin Hood one

Sconibulus

@murgatroid99 this last episode appears to have some of that

Frank

@murgatroid99 Yeah. The Doctor defending humanity so that they can reach their potential.

user15026

17:53

I like that it's not always PANIC WORLD ENDING PANIC AAAAAAAA

user15026

Its just like "oh, there is a thing"

murgatroid99

@Sconibulus well, it looks like the next one will, at least. And that's why I'm finally enjoying it

Frank

@Batophobia And when the Doctor doesn't understand, his automatic response isn't to kill something, but to learn all about it.

Batophobia

Kill the Moon was really good too

Sconibulus

I didn't like Kill the Moon much

Batophobia

17:55

Why not?

murgatroid99

It didn't really make sense

Batophobia

Of all the Doctor Who universe, that is an issue?

Frank

@Batophobia Hated that one.

Someguy112161

great, joining to Dr. who spoilers

murgatroid99

@Batophobia It made less sense because it was factually wrong about something that we know a lot about

Specifically, the Moon, and gravity

Frank

17:57

The Doctor's a massive jerk in that one, and deliberately doesn't give the humans enough information to actually make a proper choice.

Batophobia

@murgatroid99 I'm guessing the Statue of Liberty Angel was something you didn't like either?

murgatroid99

@Frank And then smugly congratulates them when they barely, and almost accidentally, make the right one

Sconibulus

@Batophobia yes, this was terrible

the only good angel episode was Blink

and Blink might be the best Doctor Who episode ever

Wipqozn

Faaaaaantastic. Today is going well. IT was able to get some stuff on their end for my project set up really quickly, and I found two plug-ins which do exactly what I need for the wordpress site I'm building.

Frank

@murgatroid99 It was totally accidentally. Because Clara unilaterally decided she wasn't going to listen to the people.

murgatroid99

17:58

@Batophobia Meh, the mythology of the angels seems to be that they replace statues, so that's more forgivable

Someguy112161

Is this:

murgatroid99

@Frank I mean the local accidentalness of people jumping across the room to hit buttons

Someguy112161

Copy of gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/81025/…? — Someguy112161 1 hour ago

a duplicate?

Sconibulus

@murgatroid99 it's forgivable to assume that there exists a time when nobody in all of New York City can see the Statue of Liberty?

Batophobia

@murgatroid99 An angel the size of the Statue of Liberty walking through the city that never sleeps, yea I'm sure no one was looking at it while it made it's way through town

Frank

17:59

@murgatroid99 I don't recall that bit. The plate flying across the room to seal the window was pure bull.

murgatroid99

@Sconibulus The previous angel episode had already discarded the thing about angels not being able to move

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