The Bridge

Powerlord

19:00

Actually, I need to whack a different developer too, as this isn't even calling the right stored proc anyway.

(except that dev doesn't work here any more)

OKAY, PANIC.

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Powerlord

sigh Apparently the correct function also requires me to pass in a reason.

Wipqozn

That sure is a lot of 1-rep users named Alex.

I wonder if it's Alex trying to dodge his ban again

cc @StrixVaria

StrixVaria

cc @badp

Wipqozn

cc @YourMom

Arperum

19:09

@Powerlord "this function is stupid." sounds like a good reason

Powerlord

I'm lazy, I'm just going to throw up a JS prompt.

Unionhawk

@Wipqozn I noticed that yesterday yeah

Powerlord

There's already a Yes/No prompt asking them if they're sure they want to disable a user account.

Origami Robot

I SHOULD MAKE A SOCK NAMED URMOM SO @LessPop_MoreFizz CAN SAVE TIME WITH TAB COMPLETION

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot By @LessPop_MoreFizz do you mean @Wipqozn?

Origami Robot

19:11

I MEAN ANYONE

Unionhawk

EVERYONE IS @LessPop_MoreFizz!

Batophobia

wonders if you can put an @ in your username

Lazers

-1

Q: Forge profile wont start up at all

[11:58:47] [main/INFO] [LaunchWrapper]: Loading tweak class name cpw.mods.fml.common.launcher.FMLTweaker [11:58:47] [main/INFO] [LaunchWrapper]: Using primary tweak class name cpw.mods.fml.common.launcher.FMLTweaker [11:58:47] [main/INFO] [LaunchWrapper]: Calling tweak class cpw.mods.fml.common.l...

minecraft

Origami Robot

B@tophobi@

Arperum

@Batophobia Become @Batophobi@

Yuuki

19:13

Or @@@@@@@@@@

Batophobia

Time for science!

Origami Robot

Or would it be B@ophobia?

Batophobia

"Display Name can only contain letters, digits, spaces, apostrophes or hyphens and must start with a letter or digit"

Yuuki

@OrigamiRob@

Batophobia

@OrigamiRobot I see what you did there

Origami Robot

19:14

I AM NOT A ROBAT!

Unionhawk

Heh. OrigamiRobat. Dammit now I'm missing FTB again.

Origami Robot

BUT THAT DOES PING ME

@Unionhawk DAMMIT ME TOO

Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot We established that

Origami Robot

THAT MOD WAS BROKEN

BAH-ROKEN

Batophobia

@OrigamiRobot @OrigamiRobutt

Powerlord

19:15

> Though Disney bought Marvel in 2009, Stan Lee Media (no longer associated with Stan Lee, himself) still claims copyright of the characters.

Unionhawk

Dammit @Powerlord you're clearly a class 5 dark wizard for even being able to figure that out

@OrigamiRobot It's balanced with a max health reduction in bat form

now

Powerlord

@Unionhawk No I'm not, it's just the 5th or so time this same problem has come up.

Unionhawk

WIZARD

Origami Robot

I SEE

Batophobia

LOUD NOISES

murgatroid99

19:21

The code I'm working on right now has the worst kind of bug: a vague memory corruption error, a segfault, and a stack trace that doesn't touch any code I own.

Lazers

0

Q: Tribunal in Recess?

It's been like 5 months since tribunal is in recess. What's happening? Last time i checked in may it was same the Tribunal was building cases. The amount of leaves\afk\spam\flame\feed is uncontrollable.

league-of-legends

Arperum

@Lazers This looks like it makes less sense than usual for a lol question.

Newly Opened Proposals for Entertainment

1

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Proposed Q&A site for readers of the books in Douglas Adam's series, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", listeners of the BBC Radio Comedy, and watchers of the film adaptation.

Currently in definition.

Unionhawk

I wouldn't know, no LoL makes sense to me, and I don't care to make sense of it. I just ignore and skip when it comes up.

murgatroid99

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment That's a really specific topic.

But it doesn't include the text-based adventure game

Unionhawk

19:23

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment Today in "proposals that are way too narrow"

Origami Robot

HEY MAN, THE GALAXY IS A BIG PLACE

murgatroid99

@OrigamiRobot A proposal for "everything in the galaxy" would probably be too broad

DwarfSlice

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment But not watchers of the television series, apparently

Unionhawk

This is why I love /r/PhotoshopBattles

Arperum

@Unionhawk AFAIK they should be ridled with mentions of Q and R and stuff.

Origami Robot

19:25

@murgatroid99 THAT'S WHY THERE IS A GUIDE, JEEZ

Unionhawk

The only acceptable hitchhiker's guide is the set of novels afaic

Wipqozn

For supper I think I'll get a pepperoni, mushroom, and hot banana peppers pizza.

Unionhawk

hmm... pizza...

Arperum

@Wipqozn Dammit, now I want pizza, and I had just decided to go get fries.

Unionhawk

dammit NO

I HAVE THINGS TO COOK DAMMIT

DwarfSlice

19:27

@Unionhawk the show was pretty great too

Unionhawk

I actually wouldn't know.

Arperum

@Unionhawk So do I, but dishes are too much work.

Unionhawk

I've just heard the movie is bad

Wipqozn

@Arperum Fries are every bit as delicious as pizza.

Unionhawk

So I was like "Okay, I don't want to be disappointed and they're probably right"

DwarfSlice

19:28

@Unionhawk It's good, but better if you don't know the source material.

Arperum

@Wipqozn Especially Belgian fries.

DwarfSlice

They did make one new addition I really liked though

the things on the vogon planet that swatted you in the head everything you thought anything

Unionhawk

@DwarfSlice I do know the source material.

DwarfSlice

@Unionhawk yeah, exactly

also there's a tv show marvin cameo

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (TV series)

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a BBC television adaptation of Douglas Adams's The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy broadcast in January and February 1981 on UK television station BBC Two. The adaptation follows the original radio series in 1978 and 1980, the first novel and double LP, in 1979, and the stage shows, in 1979 and 1980, making it the fifth iteration of the guide. The series stars Simon Jones as Arthur Dent, David Dixon as Ford Prefect, Mark Wing-Davey as Zaphod Beeblebrox and Sandra Dickinson as Trillian. The voice of the guide is by Peter Jones. Simon Jones, Peter Jones, Stephen...

Unionhawk

I need to read the books again

all of them

DwarfSlice

19:29

it's a really short series, and worth watching.

Unionhawk

dammit A51

Origami Robot

I NEED TO READ THEM EVER

Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot YES RECTIFY THIS SITUATION

StrixVaria

With 5 upgrades in birth rate and death rate, Monkeys started at .9% birth and .4% death.

And there are like 20+ more creatures.

Sterno

@StrixVaria Lacking context, I ask you simply, WTF?

StrixVaria

19:32

@Sterno magicaweb.com/zooII

Unionhawk

it's the new incremental the people are playing

Sterno

STOP SHOWING ME NEW INCREMENTALS

Arperum

@StrixVaria The later ones will probably require resets to ever be any kind of profitable.

StrixVaria

Oh yeah the game has prestiging.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Sterno

Also, that one looks lame

Batophobia

19:33

3 hours ago, by Batophobia

Made a reskin for IZ, paste it in your dev console.

user15026

I've never seen.read.whatever the hitchhiker books

Batophobia

Makes it better

user15026

I've tried but I got bored

Unionhawk

The books are great

I kind of wish I had my copy on campus

StrixVaria

I never actually finished all the Hitchhiker books. I just forgot I was reading it.

It was really good, though.

I particularly liked all the middle men being stuck on a ship and exiled from the planet so that only useful citizens remained.

Origami Robot

19:35

I NEED DIS

DwarfSlice

@OrigamiRobot what is it?

Origami Robot

MTG ART

DwarfSlice

@OrigamiRobot which artist?

Trent Hawkins

@StrixVaria Who then all died from a sickness spread from the uncleaned telephones.

Origami Robot

@DwarfSlice Igor Kieryluk

murgatroid99

19:36

Apparently, Uber partnering with Cheezburger is an actual thing

Unionhawk

I believe it.

user15026

@murgatroid99 Considering grumpy cat is now on boxes of Friskies canned food, nothing surprises me

Frank

We just spent like an hour decorating our department for Halloween.

Unionhawk

The internet no longer surprises me at this point.

murgatroid99

@Unionhawk Somehow, no matter how much time I spend here, there's always something

Unionhawk

19:39

I agree there's always something, but I've decided that the stupidity of the internet is constant.

murgatroid99

@Unionhawk Stupidity is unbounded

That's why it can be surprising: there's always something dumber than the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Unionhawk

Nope. The internet does not deal in magnitudes of stupidity, just stupidity.

Chippies

Stupidity is relative

Rapitor

Chippies

the more stupidity you have seen, the less stupid the new most stupid seems

Rapitor

19:43

@_@

Origami Robot

@Unionhawk HAS APPARENTLY TRANSCENDED OUR PETTY CONCEPTIONS OF STUPIDITY

murgatroid99

Does anybody else see the 6 users named Alex in this chat?

Unionhawk

Yep.

@murgatroid99 8*

Rapitor

@murgatroid99 are we about to die.

Unionhawk

2 banned, 6 <20

murgatroid99

19:44

@Unionhawk I only see 6

Frank

@murgatroid99 Two without default gravatars.

Unionhawk

Whatever, doesn't matter

Frank

They're the ones that got hit with a 30 day ban.

user15026

No worries, we are on it, and it will be dealt with.

murgatroid99

I was just wondering what was going on

user15026

19:46

Someone's decided to make many many chat accounts, it seems

Unionhawk

Yeah, that's what it looks like. I figured you guys were on it. (it's not like you can flag a user anyway)

in other news

DwarfSlice

@Unionhawk I don't get it.

Unionhawk

@DwarfSlice The one on the left is a plush, the one on the right is a real dog. They look alike. That's all there is to get.

DwarfSlice

Oh I thought they were both real

badp

@StrixVaria sigh

Rapitor

19:52

can it be go home time

Unionhawk

No.

It cannot.

Rapitor

that's unfortunate

murgatroid99

Rapitor

30 minutes != forever

Chippies

@Rapitor forever != 30 minutes

Unionhawk

19:55

@Rapitor false

30 minutes == forever

true

Powerlord

Dear Firefox. Stop caching the JavaScript file I just updated.

murgatroid99

Powerlord

Hell, I ctrl-F5ed and you're still using the old version

murgatroid99

@Powerlord Are you sure that you updated the right location?

Also, you should check the developer console network tab to see if it's requesting the file, and from where

Lazers

0

Q: Statistic difference between ascended and legendary?

Is there any difference between the statistics of an ascended weapon and a legendary weapon ? Now that you can select the category of statistics of a legendary, you can't see the stats ingame unless you have one, so I am not able to verify myself. Please avoid any answer from the wiki, as it ma...

guild-wars-2

Origami Robot

19:58

@murgatroid99 HAVE THERE BEEN NEW EPISODES OF THIS YET?

BEYOND THE GIRLFRIEND ONE?

murgatroid99

@OrigamiRobot I don't know

I'm following several TV shows, and I've lost track of that one

Origami Robot

ALSO, POOR SOOS

Powerlord

@murgatroid99 I never make mistakes like updating the enable logic and overwriting it with the new disable logic instead.

Batophobia

@OrigamiRobot Yes

Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot No

murgatroid99

20:01

@Powerlord That's also a possibility. I was just suggesting ways to see if you're even looking at the new code

Origami Robot

I BELIEVE YOU BOTH

Unionhawk

THAT'S A LIE

Origami Robot

MAYBE

Unionhawk

AND/OR A MISTAKE

murgatroid99

I don't know

Origami Robot

20:03

A LIE AND A MISTAKE?

SO I DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE BOTH OF YOU, BUT I SHOULD?

Unionhawk

PROBABLY

I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE

Origami Robot

MAKES SENSE

IN OTHER NEWS, HOW MUCH BORDERLANDS SHOULD WE PLAY TODAY?

YESTERDAY, IT WAS "NONE"

Unionhawk

YES

I HAD THINGS ALRIGHT

I DON'T HAVE THINGS TODAY

(thinks) YEP NO THINGS

Origami Robot

I WAS GONNA PLAY ALONE, BUT I HAD NO ONE TO HIGH-FIVE

Powerlord

> The prompt() method returns the input value if the user clicks "OK". If the user clicks "cancel" the method returns null.

Firefox tells me you're lying, W3Schools

Unionhawk

20:07

@OrigamiRobot I got rid of high five as a skill. It's too useless.

Origami Robot

I KNOW, I STILL HIGH-FIVE YOU ANYWAY

StrixVaria

@Powerlord Isn't w3schools known to have rampant misinformation?

murgatroid99

@StrixVaria yes

Powerlord

Wait... is it null or undefined in JS?

murgatroid99

Chrome says they're right

Rapitor

20:08

@StrixVaria is it? well that's unfortunate. thats what i used to learn SQL

Powerlord

Not that it matters, Safari apparently returns "" if they hit cancel.

djsmiley2k

@Frank 4 to go...

Powerlord

So I need to test against that too.

murgatroid99

I guess it's implementation dependent, like a lot of JS stuff

StrixVaria

@Powerlord I think they both exist and mean different things.

Frank

20:09

@djsmiley2k That's a ton of dedication, man.

murgatroid99

@StrixVaria this is correct

djsmiley2k

@Frank I'm just crazy and maybe a little weird

I prefer to play a game i can almost not play rather htan something I have to think about D:

Powerlord

Lets see... documented as returning null, but Safari returns "" and IE Metro returns undefined (and never even shows the prompt?)

Unionhawk

Yay JS!

murgatroid99

@Powerlord If you want good JS documentation, MDN is usually better than w3schools

And they document what you just said:

> In Safari, if the user clicks Cancel, the function returns an empty string. Therefore, it doesn't differentiate canceling from the user entering an empty string in the textbox.

Powerlord

20:12

@murgatroid99 Gee, you'd almost think that's where I'm reading it from now.

murgatroid99

@Powerlord I assumed you were testing on different browsers

djsmiley2k

@Frank a neat tip is leaving low level enemies in oversoul tho

Frank

@djsmiley2k Why would you do that?

Powerlord

I suppose for IE compatibility I should just add another section to the page where it shows a reason box. Bleah.

djsmiley2k

If you fight a harder version of the same enemy, they are still oversouled.

murgatroid99

20:13

@Powerlord Why do you need a prompt anyway?

djsmiley2k

Also, it generally lengthens the animation at the start of the fight, letting you run away!

Powerlord

@murgatroid99 Business rules.

Well, business rules say we have to put in why we're disabling an account.

murgatroid99

Because if you can achieve the same thing without using a modal interface, that would probably be better, at least in my opinion

djsmiley2k

@frank for example i think insect matriarch and critcial bug are likely to fall under the same one

Frank

@djsmiley2k If you mean leaving them in oversoul so that you can fight a stronger enemy in the same species, yeah, that's a pretty common tactic.

djsmiley2k

20:16

@Frank yah but the animation thing is a nice bonus

Critical bug done \o/

Lacerta is taking forever though.

Unionhawk

I wish my life was an incremental sometimes, because then I could just use @Uni.awakeness_level=100 instead of caffeine

/unilogic

djsmiley2k

until you slipup and type 9001 instead of 100 and go supersayen

Unionhawk

awakeness is a percentage, obviously

Frank

@Unionhawk amazon.com/Off-Wizard-Magic-2-0-Book/dp/1612184715

Unionhawk

I... ooo

djsmiley2k

20:22

So martin becomes Martyn... heh nice

Frank

I can attest to the book being pretty decent.

It seems more geared towards young adults, as some of the concepts are pretty simple, but it's not bad at all.

Lazers

0

Q: How to /setblock a specific type of redstone (Debug mode) | Minecraft

I've had a look at the new hidden world type on 1.8, and I've just wondered how to get a type of redstone that goes up in the north part of the square, and I want to use the /setblock command to create this. How?

minecraft minecraft-redstone

djsmiley2k

@Unionhawk then it either overflows, or you become awake*900.1%

badp

@Unionhawk money = 1e308

SUDDEN ECONOMIC SYSTEM COLLAPSE

murgatroid99

@djsmiley2k Why would 9001 translate to 900.1%?

djsmiley2k

20:27

Only if he spent it.

Frank

@badp Funnily enough, that's one of the first things the intrepid hacker does.

murgatroid99

If 100 translates to 100%

djsmiley2k

@murgatroid99 good point.

your name isn't jessica is it btw?

my wife had a friend at uni she knew as mergatroid

murgatroid99

@djsmiley2k no

djsmiley2k

ok, i may of asked you that years ago too :D

Origami Robot

20:29

MY NAME IS NOT JESSICA EITHER, IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING

djsmiley2k

@OrigamiRobot we weren't :(

Origami Robot

OH

djsmiley2k

@Frank AHHH TWO TO GO (one being paragon D:)

Origami Robot

WELL, IT STILL ISN'T

Unionhawk

@badp @Uni.money = infinite

whee

@Uni.debt = 0

djsmiley2k

20:30

#Define Uni.debt static

@Uni.debt == 0

\o/

Unionhawk

Well if I have infinite money, debt is a non-issue

djsmiley2k

hmmm

not really

Unionhawk

I'd just like to reset it now to make things easy

djsmiley2k

America has infinte money lol.

Yuuki

Ugh, the drop rate on Rejuvenating Berries is terrible.

Unionhawk

20:32

SHUT UP THIS IS MY FANTASY SCENARIO DON'T RUIN IT FOR ME

djsmiley2k

youtube.com/watch?v=nzKbFzUEWkA comments make me lololol

@Frank JUST PARAGON.

Unionhawk

> YouTube comments

oh god why

Yuuki

Oh good, I can buy it in a shop.

murgatroid99

@Unionhawk YouTube comments are low quality on average, but they are by no means universally bad.

Unionhawk

@murgatroid99 This is true.

Technically

You are technically correct, not all YouTube comments are terrible

Just most of them

murgatroid99

20:36

I just get sick of the mentality in this room of "One time I went to another site and someone was a jerk so that entire site is terrible and only we're good"

djsmiley2k

you mean like america's view of islam?

Yuuki

@murgatroid99 This one time, I went to Gaming.SE and they closed my question in 5 minutes. What jerks, never using that site again.

murgatroid99

@Yuuki Well, that annoys me too, but I usually don't interact with those people so I don't care as much

Sterno

SyFy (not really but really) admits they screwed up by dropping science fiction from their programming

Chippies

Kittens with Sloth faces. Warning: Super cute and super creepy at same time

2

murgatroid99

20:39

@Sterno I haven't watched SyFy in a while. Do they no longer have science fiction shows?

djsmiley2k

Is this like MTV and the lack of music?

Chippies

djsmiley2k

/me nopes

Unionhawk

One time, we lost the remote, and some guy with a Galaxy device changed the channel to SyFy and left

We were stuck on SyFy for a number of hours

It was terrible

djsmiley2k

haha

Lazers

20:41

0

Q: Can my ps3 play ps2 discs?

I was thinking about getting some ps2 discs and wanted to know if my system can handle them? It's a Rigel or somesuch according to Netflix. Thanks

ps3 ps2

murgatroid99

@Sterno And now I want to watch all of those shows

DwarfSlice

Oct 10 at 16:06, by GnomeSlice

If you've ever wondered what kittens would look like with sloth faces, Slittens is the blog for you.

badp

@Unionhawk Did you consider shutting the tv down, or reaching for the physical buttons on the thing

Kevin van der Velden

@Chippies nope, just horrifying. No cuteness here

murgatroid99

@badp When a TV is on, the only option is to watch it

Chippies

20:43

@DwarfSlice pfft

Unionhawk

@badp Yes, and then we discovered the channel selection was dictated by a comcast box, which had no physical buttons.

murgatroid99

It is the American way

Unionhawk

And TV off was not an option

I think I eventually said "screw it, random DVD, go"

Sterno

@murgatroid99 Pretty much no. Supernatural-ish, sorta, which I guess counts as sci-fi

DwarfSlice

►

Sterno

20:45

Don't worry though, guys. SyFy is still planning on a Sharknado 3.

Unionhawk

@Sterno ofc

goddammit

murgatroid99

@Sterno Aren't they still working on Sharknado 2?

Unionhawk

@murgatroid99 Nope, 2 already happened

30th July, 2014

Frank

@Sterno cc @TrentHawkins Might wanna review these and see if any interest you.

murgatroid99

Now I kind of want to watch it

Unionhawk

20:47

Sharknado, shark week, etc, is why I can't have an intelligent conversation about scuba with a lot of people a lot of the time.

Because it just turns into "DID YOU SEE ANY SHARKS?" "...yes..." "DID THEY EAT YOU?" "..."

murgatroid99

I find it hard to believe that anyone would take anything from Sharknado seriously

Unionhawk

@murgatroid99 I guess it's mostly shark week that does it

Sterno

Also, it looks like Continuum is probably cancelled

Frank

@Sterno It kinda lost me shortly into season 3.

All the time travel back and forth was making my head hurt.

Sterno

@Frank That's the best part.

Unionhawk

20:49

I saw sharknado on IMDB had 4.6 stars and I was like "whaaaaat", then I saw it was out of 10

Frank

@Sterno Keeping to a few threads makes it manageable. But going back in time, destroying the "main" timeline, and basically throwing a reset on some rather large events, seeing the main character dead, etc., etc., was just too much. It was tough keeping up with what was going on.

Origami Robot

@Unionhawk Still, whaaaaaaaa

Sterno

@Frank I feel warm and fuzzy knowing that even on this, I disagree with you.

Stuff like that is exactly why I watch time travel shows.

DwarfSlice

50-80% off Arcen Games titles

!

djsmiley2k

/me punches a chocobo

Unionhawk

20:51

@OrigamiRobot I can see 4.6, given 15% of people rated it 10, hopefully ironically

Frank

@Sterno They did some great stuff with time travel. They were exploring the whole parallel universe and grandfather paradox thing. Loved that.

djsmiley2k

Sounds interesting

I may look into that, what series did it get to?

Arperum

Pixel is the worst today. Peed on my shoes, destroyed a garbage bag, scratched my face, and is farting in my face...

Sterno

Honestly I'm surprised Sharknado isn't a straight 10 on IMDB. It seems like the kind of people who would bother to rate Sharknado are the kind of people who would give it a 10.

DwarfSlice

@Sterno this

Sterno

20:52

@djsmiley2k If you're talking about Continuum, 3 seasons

Unionhawk

It's lowest rated for females under 18 at 3.8, and highest for females 45+ at 5.9 (demographically speaking)

Frank

But then just going, "Nope! Didn't like what happened! There's now two of the smart guy, and one has to be kept in the dark, and figuring out which is which, and, oh, hey, right, you're actually dead, so you have to find your killer, too!" just adds a lot of unnecessary complication that's beyond exploring time travel.

DwarfSlice

best movie:

►

Sterno

@Frank Yeah. It made season 3 awesome.

SO HAPPY TO DISAGREE WITH FRANK

DwarfSlice

sepia for the win!

Sterno

20:53

Now it's time to go home.

Origami Robot

@Sterno Of what?

Frank

@Sterno How do you keep track of everything? There's so much going on that it's just a wall of crap being thrown at you.

murgatroid99

@Frank I take it that you've never read Homestuck

Origami Robot

Oh, continuum?

Frank

@murgatroid99 Can't say that I have, no.

Origami Robot

20:54

My only complaint is the dude man is really annoying.

Unionhawk

Sharknado 1 has a much lower overall recepti-- WAIT WHY AM I DOING THIS

murgatroid99

@Frank Because I think I could deal with any spacetime shenanigans after reading that

Frank

Don't get me wrong, I love books that have lots of intertwined stories, all converging and adding into a greater whole.

Unionhawk

WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

Jason Berkan

@Unionhawk You should relax by watching Sharknado.

Unionhawk

20:55

...

Batophobia

sharktopus

as a baby

djsmiley2k

thats less scary than baby sharks normally

Unionhawk

sharks are not scary

shark week is overhyped

djsmiley2k

tiger sharks are

Unionhawk

and overblown

everything you know about sharks is a lie

murgatroid99

20:57

@Frank Basically, Homestuck has, among other things, multiple interacting universes with uncorrelated timelines, time travel, offshoot timelines, different time travel, and circular causality. All of which are important plot points

djsmiley2k

lol ok

Jason Berkan

@Unionhawk Do they swim in the ocean?

Batophobia

Sharks are actually made of cake

Unionhawk

@JasonBerkan No.

Jason Berkan

@Unionhawk I'm shocked. I shall never believe anything again.

Unionhawk

20:58

Good.

murgatroid99

Also, universe resests, dream selves, ghosts, and dead ghosts

Yuuki

@murgatroid99 Yeah, this is why I'm not touching that.

DwarfSlice

I have not seen Sharknado but I can't imagine it being any campier than Mega Piranha

murgatroid99

@Yuuki It's an amazing story, but it can get a little hard to follow at times.

Jason Berkan

I'm a bit of a fan of bad movies, but I regret the time I spent watching Sharknado.

Origami Robot

20:59

@murgatroid99 zombie ghosts?

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