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@Frank Open SSMS, Tasks -> Import Data, select Access, enter your filename, press Next a bunch. Then delete the Access file while laughing an evil laugh.
This weeks edition of "Locate Pixel":
@Arperum discarded clothes? - Best hiding spot!
@KevinvanderVelden I was actually wearing them, but whatever.
@KevinvanderVelden Does not look very "discarded" to me.
The last picture is from right now.
15:03
@Arperum even better! It's warm
@FEichinger couldn't tell for sure, hence asking
@KevinvanderVelden The last one is even better for that, I tend to have cold feet (hence the oversized fluffy shoe-thing) And now Pixel is keeping my feet warm. Somewhat biting in them too, but I'll guess that's the price I have to pay.
@Arperum WHAT EVEN IS THIS?
@OrigamiRobot fluffy and warm!
@KevinvanderVelden I want one
@OrigamiRobot Oversized fluffy feetwarmer. Super awesome.
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15:07
@Arperum Yay kitty feet warmer. Also, your cat is adorable.
@SaintWacko I have two! my parents got one for my ex when we were still togethe, she didn't like it very much, so left it for me when she went back to her parents.
@SaintWacko spanish slippers are also awesome for that
@Arperum YUCK
I'M ALL FOR WARM FEET, BUT I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING ON THEM.
@OrigamiRobot THEY CONTAIN A CAT. THEY ARE AWESOME.
IF YOU LOVE YOUR FEET, SET THEM FREE
15:12
@OrigamiRobot so, is there anything you do want clothes on?
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@OrigamiRobot Then they freeze to death. Even now I have coldish feet.
@Arperum SPACE HEATER
@KevinvanderVelden I JUST DON'T LIKE PANTS, SOCKS, AND SHOES
@OrigamiRobot energy savings
@OrigamiRobot This option is cheaper. yes, it looks terrible, but 80% of the time I just don't care for looks, only for comfort and/or fun.
@OrigamiRobot nobody likes pants
15:13
@OrigamiRobot so, everything below the waist is naked, "good" to know
@KevinvanderVelden No, no, long skirt, dress, something like that.
@KevinvanderVelden THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAID
@OrigamiRobot close enough for the bridge :)
I DO NOT GO COMMANDO
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Do you wear a kilt?
15:15
@OrigamiRobot There's the thing I wanted to star!
@OrigamiRobot Soo ... not the classic exhibitionist "trench coat and nothing"?
'cause that would also qualify.
@JasonBerkan I could see @OrigamiRobot wearing a kilt.
I WOULD NOT WEAR A KILT
Yeah, probably
@OrigamiRobot Would you wear it in on a boat?
15:16
I'M SURE THIS IS A REFERENCE I AM MISSING
Green Eggs n Ham.
The next line is with a goat, but I did not think that would go over very well.
THAT DOESN'T RHYME
YOU DON'T RHYME
YOUR FACE DON'T RHYME
@JasonBerkan And break our sites and applications in the process.
15:19
@PrivatePansy YOUR MOM DON'T RHYME
@OrigamiRobot Your line "I would not <x>" reminded me of Green Eggs and Ham, because that is the character's answer to everything.
@FEichinger YOUR MOM'S FACE DON'T RHYME
> I WOULD NOT EAT THEM HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD NOT EAT THEM ANYWHERE.
I WOULD NOT EAT GREEN EGGS AND HAM.
@Frank Small price to pay for getting rid of Access.
which is actually true...Mom's and Face don't rhyme...
@JasonBerkan NOT ENOUGH SYLLABLES
15:21
@JasonBerkan I'm already at 120% capacity. Deliberately breaking my applications is not currently in the cards.
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@JasonBerkan I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them, Sam-I-am
@PrivatePansy IS THIS FROM A NEW ONE?
@OrigamiRobot MONDAY'S EPISODE - THE GOLF WAR
HOW MANY ARE THERE IN SEASON 2 NOW?
I'VE ONLY SEEN THE FIRST ONE
15:23
WTH is that?
RIP IN PEACE MY LAPTOP 2012-2014
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@OrigamiRobot Three episodes. The first two aired together I believe
...Access has been frozen for something like half an hour, trying to generate this report.
Next two will air in September
@Unionhawk I feel ya bro...mine just conked out too :(
15:23
Cause of death: messed up screen connection, also probably out of warranty
@Unionhawk YOU ONLY YOLO ONCE :(
Disney seem to have continued the terribad airing schedule for the new season too
Though I can likely put it on life support with a secondary monitor for the time being
@RPiAwesomeness JITTERBUG
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15:24
@PrivatePansy Aw man, that far?
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and good afternoon all
@Unionhawk =[ Poor laptop
@FAE Evening.
15:25
Afternoon @FAE, even if just =p
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@KevinvanderVelden I snuck in!
@PrivatePansy OMG! Gravity falls. Best show ever :D
@FAE you have half an hour left! Plenty of time
Also, the pun in "The Golf War" is surprisingly adult
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@PrivatePansy Yeah, I was a bit surprised at that too.
@PrivatePansy Though to be fair, how many of today's children are familiar with Gulliver's travels?
15:27
@PrivatePansy As in the title?
@RonanForman Yeah
It's not as bad as some of the other jokes.
They're all the kind of jokes that go over your head if you don't get them though.
wait, what? Gravity Falls started airing again?
15:31
@Wipqozn We're 3 episodes in, keep up dude.
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@Wipqozn Yes, on August 1st, slow turtle.
I request @Wipqozn leaves so I can talk about conspiracy theories.
@FAE Isn't that redundant?
I really wish you could watch gravity falls online :( I don't have cable so I have to watch it with my friend at his house when we get together :P
@RonanForman Feel free to spoiler away. I already read a quick tl;dr on the first episode while you were typing that.
15:32
@RPiAwesomeness You can watch it online.
@RonanForman I request you take your spoilers to another room, explicitly for spoilers =p
Or don't, as I'm leaving for home :)
@RonanForman What? I've looked around...ooo. I am now googling
@RonanForman How?
@RPiAwesomeness Not legally.
@RonanForman I propose that @Wipqozn is not actually a turtle, and him saying so is a conspiracy to have excuses to be slow.
15:34
This... this is brilliant
Also, relevant. Series 8 starts August 23.
@PrivatePansy I don't like the music, it could be more Dr Who.
@PrivatePansy I. AM. SO. PUMPED.
@RPiAwesomeness watchcartoononline.com
@RonanForman It's a mashup, so it's only half Doctor Who
I'm like 90% sure the author is McGucket.
@PrivatePansy It could have at least had some more Dooo eee ooohs.
look. Old man mcgucket. "I just ate my way out of a dino-saur!"
That was a strange episode...not that they all aren't :D
His first name is Fiddleford, the shifter mentioned that the author went insane, and the latest code talked about him.
Also he keeps turning up when weird stuff is happening.
So it's either him or the goat.
15:39
I think I would actually be disappointed if it turns out to be him
Goat simulator reference most likely inbound....
@PrivatePansy Yeah, but I'd also be disappointed if it was someone we hadn't met yet, because then the clues would be pointless.
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@AshleyNunn Self care bingo! painting your nails is on there :D
Other theory, Dipper's real name begins with F, he gets sent back in time later, and has to build the machine and write the journals to get back.
Super paradoxy.
Man, Gravity Falls man. Greatest theorist show evar
15:42
@RonanForman I've read theories before where the goat is actually Stans brother, and that Stan is actually in his brothers body and through some body swapping via the swapping carpet they wound up where they are now.
@Wipqozn That would be weird.
@Wipqozn Maybe, that would explain what happened to Stanley.
Man, is there a cartoon that Frank Welker doesn't do a voice in?
Although my brother thought maybe his brother was called F-something-ley, which is where the STNLYMBL comes from.
Although I can't think of any names that fit F-something-ley.
@RonanForman Fredley?
@Wipqozn THAT MAKES NO SENSE. WHERE IS STAN'S ORIGINAL BODY?
@BenBrocka SO REGAL
@JasonBerkan Real names.
@OrigamiRobot Lost into the portal machine thing, he's opening it to get it back.
Although even if it's not the goat theory, he's definitely remaking the machine to reverse whatever happened 30 years ago.
Farley, Farnley, Fernley and Finlay. So there are some.
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@FAE Oooh I like that. I actually cleaned my nails all off last night because I knew if they chipped and stuff while I was camping I would lose my mind so I was like "let's just take care of that now"
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15:56
@AshleyNunn I cleaned my nails off last night too! We're nail cleaning buddies!
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@FAE high fives
@BenBrocka Aww :D
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@BenBrocka So cute :)
@FAE I CLIPPED MY NAILS YESTERDAY. CAN I BE PART OF THE CLUB?
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@OrigamiRobot Sure!
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15:59
@AshleyNunn high fives with clean nails!
Oh, @AshleyNunn, Jochem and I are thinking of possibly going geocaching on Sunday, if the weather permits. What kind of little doodlybobs would you recommend for leaving in caches?
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@FAE Tiny things. The smaller the better. Like I use kinder surprise toys and stuff like that. Actually....if you made tiny things out of clay, those make perfect tradeables! (I used to do that)
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@AshleyNunn Oh neat. I won't have time to do that before Sunday though, hm hm. Mostly I worry about like, price.
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@FAE I get a lot of stuff from the dollar store
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Q: Rise of Nations - how to get same version on two pcs

user2664856I want to play Rise of Nations via Lan, but then i get the error message, that the two clients have different versions and because of that it doesnt work. I tried to google the problem, but found nothing.

@FAE Don't spend too much, people aren't doing it to get stuff.
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16:07
@RonanForman Yeah, I second this. Just like whatever little trinkets you find are great
I'm trying to remember what things I've found that I thought were cool.
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Ah okies, thanks. :)
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I've gotten some fun pins and keychains and tiny toys
I never take any stuff because I always forget to bring stuff to replace it.
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Hm, that's a point, if I take anything, I have to find somewhere to put it. >_>
@BenBrocka Looks like there's a 60 minute timer on Share Play.
16:18
@FAE yeah, resettable. Just something to prevent abuse I guess
stupidly short for local co op though
@FAE Some of the ones we found were in camera film tubes.
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@BenBrocka Yeah, it's understandable.
Hopefully they can kick it up to 4 or you can activate the timer reset without leaving the session
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@BenBrocka Yeah, even just for Towerfall Ascension, Jochem and I played well over just an hour.
@OrigamiRobot Oh wow. What kind of stuff was that small?
@FAE There was a coupon in one.
16:22
You get some that are bullet sized containers, literally just have space for the log book.
Oh yea, we had a couple smaller than a tube of chapstick.
They only had the log inside
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@OrigamiRobot haha for what?
@FAE I mean stuff with long missions and crap. Towerfall you can quit and restart anytime with no issue
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@BenBrocka Ah yeah, that's true. I don't think I have any co-op games yet on PS4 with long missions, so I didn't think of that.
yeah it's mostly a problem on the Wii U
maybe in 2 more generations a Nintendo console might have such a feature
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16:25
@BenBrocka sigh
I think I'll buy one just for laughs at that price
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@BenBrocka Also, Hohokum is delightfully weird and colorful and awesome.
It's an Ouya-alike thing, but portable
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@BenBrocka I totally forgot this thing existed
...as did everyone else, I imagine
@FAE Didn't they manage to get even @GnomeSlice to stop supporting them?
16:28
@FAE see also all android consoles ever
I wasn't paying attention to them, why are they bad?
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@FEichinger Can't remember, it's been that long since I've heard anyone talk about it. :P
Android TV has the best chance, we'll see
@FAE A haricut.
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@OrigamiRobot cute
16:29
@BenBrocka cc @GnomeSlice
Oh right, it's the whole console thing.
Although for that price you could just get one to use as a controller for pc games.
@FEichinger Yes, he was all about this
@OrigamiRobot Yeah, and I seem to remember he got pretty pissed off about it after a while ...
And then there was silence.
@RonanForman does it work for that? Though I have actual good controllers for PC
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@AshleyNunn And Trackables are separate things, from what I understand?
16:33
@BenBrocka Same, but they're around that price anyway. And I have no idea whether it'd actually work.
Jul 28 at 21:38, by GnomeSlice
I still want to get a GameStick
Mar 13 at 15:49, by GnomeSlice
Also nobody is developing for the (superior in my opinion) GameStick because of all the ouya hype
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@FAE Yes, those will have tags on them explaining what they are and what to do with them if you choose.
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Like if you just want to leave them there, you can. :)
16:38
> or you getting dumped or divorced because you spend too much time with your Gamestick.
... I am not thinking of what the author was thinking of.
eyebrow waggle
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@FEichinger I...no comment.
> Be sure not to pick up any object that could be perceived by a police officer as a firearm, such as a cell phone, a food item, or nothing.
Oh onion, I love you.
> Avoid wearing clothing associated with the gang lifestyle, such as shirts and pants.
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@AshleyNunn The video on cache examples, some are so tiny! o_o
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@FAE oh yes
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16:41
I have found ones with like a diameter the same as my thumbnail
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So like if you have any that say micro, they might mean it.
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(Although sizes aren't very standardized.)
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@AshleyNunn How does the logsheet even fit in there!
okay I bought it so I can see how bad it is
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@FAE It's very small and rolled SO tightly.
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16:44
@AshleyNunn I love how dorky these videos are
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@FAE They're great
@BenBrocka Hm, does that controller only work with it? If it's bluetooth, that wouldn't be a bad price for a controller for a phone
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@AshleyNunn Haha, I'm looking in the area where I grew up, it's soooo empty of caches. Though it looks like there's a dozen or so in the town close to my parents. I wonder if I can find some while I'm there (though it will be winter in upstate NY, so, snow. x_x)
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@FAE Each cache listing should say if it is winter friendly and stuff if that helps :)
user15026
16:53
Although like that still might depend on how much snow :P
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@AshleyNunn Oh cool. Also in panning across the map I found a huge symbol that people made out of caches.
@SaintWacko dunno I've never tried bluetooth with android. I wonder if DS4s work. I guess I wouldn't bother anyway
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@AshleyNunn haha yeah
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@FAE I just read an article about people doing that he other day!
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Q: How to Apply Card Back?

SevaWhen a new ranked "season" started, I recieved a message that I won a card back. A blue one. How can I apply it?

17:07
have some nice new Rameses B.
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@AshleyNunn Geocaching in lots of snow?
read description if you want some feels
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@FAE Yeah, it was talking about things to think about/prepare for and stuff.
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(I keep telling my dad that we should get a kitchen torch to add to our kit for when ammo cans and stuff are iced over.)
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(Mostly because I want the torch.)
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17:12
@AshleyNunn hehehe
How often do you and your family go?
@AshleyNunn lol "torch"
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@FAE A few times a month. I know my dad is plotting some to get while we are camping.
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@OrigamiRobot I think she means the kind you use for like, crème brûlée and stuff
Wait, you mean an actual torch.
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Otherwise that wouldn't help de-ice
17:14
I read the whole sentence except the ice part
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@OrigamiRobot Yes. The setting things on fire kind.
Aren't geocache locations supposed to have co-ordinates?
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@JasonBerkan Yes, they do.
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@AshleyNunn Now to pick a username, hrm.
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@FAE I'm araleith, like always :P
17:16
@AshleyNunn Where on the geocaching website do I find them? Or am I on the wrong website?
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@JasonBerkan You will find them listed on the page for each geocache
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@AshleyNunn I use my FAE name mostly for gaming stuff and another name for things for family/associated with my actual name, so trying to decide what to use here.
Though this is sort of a game too, so I'm torn.
isnt there a stackexchange for geocaching?
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@JasonBerkan Apparently coords are only visible if you are signed into an account (free or premium doesn't matter)
@AshleyNunn OK. I just picked one a block from my house as an example, but it involves searching through a churchyard, which I'm not too certain I'm keen on doing.
17:23
Certain Nova Scotia provincial parks have geocaching.
It's a shame the nearest such one is an hour away.
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@JasonBerkan I've done many in churchyards, if you are quiet and respectful, people don't mind.
Moreso since there are no shortage of parks closer to Halifax.
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There is apparently a cache inside the main branch of the city library. Guess what I am doing next time I check out books?
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@AshleyNunn oooh
@AshleyNunn Read?
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17:24
@FAE I just like that if I hadn't looked up caches near me just now I would never have known
Hey look! Right in the middle of the page, bolded, it says: Join now to view geocache location details. le sigh
Also, putting my postal address into a geocaching website says the nearest geocache to me is in Alberta.
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@JasonBerkan It took me longer than I would like to notice that either
Someone link me to a non-terrible geocaching website.
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@Wipqozn What site?
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17:26
@Wipqozn geocaching.com
@AshleyNunn oh, the official one
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Its the biggest
geocahcing.com
@Wipqozn I am almost disappointed that no one turned that into a spoof yet.
Oh, never mind.
google just failed me. When I searched for where this location was, it just showed me the alberta one instead.
well this one looks better.
17:28
@Wipqozn You are a Westerner and didn't even know it.
Okay I wonder if York Redoubt has one. I hope it does. It might not though.
Nope, it doesn't
Wait, we have to be adults now? Since when? Boooorriiiiiing
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Man today is just going so fast yay
That just means we all get ball pits
17:43
@Ktash Oh that kind of being adults.
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@Ktash Now I just think of Dashcon :(
@FAE I was about to say this.
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@FAE Extra hour in the ballpit all round
@Ktash chuckles he said balls
Although with a bit less sadness and more laughing spite.
17:44
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Q: How do I spawn potions with Command Blocks?

MuffinWalrusI want to get super speed, like a speed III for 1:00? I want it to be a splash potion that spawns from a command block, I know it can be done, since potions are entities.

WIP, obviously I need to add Soos and Wendy in.
Also maybe a Bill Cipher background, but I'm not sure.
And make it not all sketchy, but that's a given.
18:04
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Q: What happens to my old horse when i get a new one

Faith EdwardsI bought a horse at the stable and grew attached to it, but want to get a new horse from a different stable what will happen to my old one????

@Ktash i found a place that use to have the balls for sale, it would still cost around 1000 usd to fill my roommates room with 2 ft of balls (exclusing the crap he got in his room)
ups, i put n the diameter and not the radius of the ball... it is not about 8500 usd
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Q: Can my save games be salvaged?

NixI've been away from Crusader Kings for a while, to focus on more important things in life (mainly Europa Universalis 4). I run my game through Steam, so it autoupdates even if I don't play it for a while. I thought that was pretty smart, but when I boot up the game now, I get this sad screen: ...

18:20
@OrigamiRobot You can set your "real name" to whatever you want on PS4 including "Origami Robot". Or, like, your real name, if you're some kind of weirdo
@BenBrocka I want my in game name to be OrigamiRobot
We'll know it's you. It's the peril of online services
someone managed to steal sirtaptap and all variations of spacing on xbl and ios gamecenter
wish more things were like steam where your account name is completely meaningless
@BenBrocka I don't have a good alternate name
can you use underscores or something?
whatever you pick will be better than my 7 year old PSN name =/
dashes and underscores appear to work
I don't do underscores or leetspeak or any of that garbage
MY NAME WILL BE ORIGINAL
18:26
Steam has changed a bit. Yes I realize this is probably old news, but I haven't been on steam in a couple days.
PaperAutonomaton?
@Wipqozn the beta design went live? It's kinda gross
clashy blue/green all over
They've done the same mistake they did the last time they flattened a bit of Steam: They didn't flatten all of Steam. So it's still looking half-assed and not-actually-done-yet.
I wouldn't mind a flat steam at all. But yeah, it's hardly flat-flat
...the icon is actually less flat
and the gradients, sigh the gradients
Also, they went back on the green again, as far as I can tell.
There was always green, mostly confined to the notification thinger
18:28
Yeah, I mean the Play button.
It's blue again now.
oh, good
Well, "again" I say ...
It's now blue.
I like green but the green buttons are icky
I think there's still more green in the UI though. don't have it with me to check, I just remember more clashy colors than previous
18:29
The only thing that looks different for me is the tray icon
@BenBrocka I'm not finding any green right now, actually.
But I'm in offline mode, so I dunno.
It all seems to be this slightly off-colour blue now. In varying shades.
oh, maybe they changed it when taking it out of beta then
Perhaps. It might just be the next beta update, though. I'm still running beta. No idea what they actually pushed live now.
Oh, I've been on beta too, for the hidden games feature
I don't have to have a "crap" category anymore
the daily updates on two devices are driving me nuts though
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Q: 80's Creepy videogame I can't remember

SindicoI am trying to remember the name of a video game I used to play when I was a young boy. I can't even remember if it was on my Commodore 16, or Atari. Anyway it was basically a platform when you had to explore a creepy and dark place, figures where white while the background was black. There were ...

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18:36
@BenBrocka multiple categories is so yay
yeah that's pretty cool, though I'm not sure I have much use for it
manually adding a "controller support" category would be too much work and is really the only use I'd have for it right now
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@BenBrocka my games are divided into genre because I often feel like playing a certain type of game, so this helps me a lot
because a lot of stuff nowadays is cross-genre/a mashup
@BenBrocka I usually just start Big Picture and look through there ...
Yeah mine are in genre already, I guess multiple genres make sense
@FEichinger non-steam games don't show up in there, and a few steam games (rather rarely) dont' properly mark it
Long Live The Queen finally marked their game as controller friendly, I bugged them a month ago about that. Gish is still not marked as such
@BenBrocka Well, yeah, but I don't have all that many non-Steam games anyway.
18:40
I don't have too many, but my emulators are (easily solved by an emulator category), some stuff I have from GOG and other indie stuff not on steam
I only have two categories. "Games" and "Scary, do not play."
I think that's enough work for now.
@Fluttershy I have like 12 genres maybe more. I guess I can get more granular with multiple ones, but it's already a pain to scroll
I hate that categories are open by default
My PS3 is another story. There, I have Action, Puzzle, RPG, Shooter, Rhythm, and Wat
18:52
@Fluttershy Is it just me or is the site rendering really weirdly right now?
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I have 24 categories on Steam, not counting the defaults of Favorites and Games
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@FEichinger It renders fine for me
@FEichinger I'm on mobile so I can't tell. Sorry!
18:56
... I'm assuming I'm the only one running dev Chrome here?
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Q: Lyrics from Afterlife soundtrack

Chad GibsonIn the old game, Afterlife (Lucas Arts), there is a song that features a chant. The song is the most peaceful of the soundtrack, in my opinion, and I have always wondered what the chant was. The song can be found here: ...

i THINK this question is off topic, but i don't know why... it just seems out of place
I gave up on Canary, too many problems

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