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LessPop_MoreFizz

00:00

@origamirob that's ~500m up

Unionhawk

Approved. Phew.

badp

@union congratulations!

Unionhawk

Basically I'm on "don't screw up again" status

Origami Robot

Did you poop in the fountain?

> We just did the same thing yesterday. And by same thing, we mean fell asleep on our couch.

MBraedley

Bah, Steam, why you gotta do this while I'm playing BL2

?

Chippies

00:10

Lazers

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Q: How can I make a chest Unbreakable in Minecraft?

I have a 1.8 world for people to play in 'Survival' mode. In this world is a chest, which is locked by a key (new 1.8 feature). In theory, players should work hard elsewhere to obtain the key object, then they can open the chest and pillage the lovely, lovely loot. In practice, they whack the ...

minecraft

Unionhawk

@lazers get on it dinnerbone

user15026

Chicken, rice, veggies, gravy, awesome. :D

James

00:27

@Unionhawk Tweeted away :D

MBraedley

00:41

@Unionhawk This isn't possible already?

Or maybe what I'm thinking of need adventure mode

Unionhawk

Needs adventure. There's a way to allow a player to break specific blocks, but nothing I'm aware of to disallow breaking something.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn Slow Cookers are like magical deliciousness transmutation cauldrons

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz This is so true. So very true.

user15026

And it was nice to come home and just have to make some rice in my slow cooker and then bam food happened

LessPop_MoreFizz

00:58

Oh hey Lauren Bacall died. :(

Fluttershy

@BenBrocka I have no idea what I'm doing.

In Hohokum.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Fluttershy Solution: Stop not knowing what you are doing, and instead listen to The Thrilling Adventure Hour, since I guess it is now my new quest to convince Bridge People to listen to it.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz Shit, really?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn Yeah. Massive stroke.

She was like... 89 or something, so not that unexpected I guess.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz Damn.

user15026

01:03

@LessPop_MoreFizz Yeah, I guess, but still.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn Yeah. Still, I feel less awful it is less shocking than... well, yeah.

LessPop_MoreFizz

01:17

This tribute to Ralph Wiggum is magnificent.

Fluttershy

01:47

So Hohokum is cute as hell. But it's also really... really weird.

user15026

@Fluttershy What is it?

Fluttershy

@AshleyNunn It's a game that just released on PS4/3/Vita... But other than that... I don't really know. o_o

GnomeSlice

02:03

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@Chippies Flyff

Chippies

@GnomeSlice played it, it's way too repetitive with not much to do

GnomeSlice

@Chippies Scarlet Blade if you can handle truly awful character design.

The gameplay is alright.

@Chippies I started playing Defiance today. Lots of fun.

Chippies

@GnomeSlice the screenshots make it looks quite crappy

@GnomeSlice Defiance looks alright, but it's not really an MMORPG

GnomeSlice

Yeah it is

I was surprised how much of an MMO it is

quests and open world and you can see other players and all kinds of shit

Chippies

@GnomeSlice MMO, but not MMORPG

or is it?

GnomeSlice

02:09

It has a pretty deep progression system

you should try it

I would consider it an rpg

Chippies

do you level up? get xp from kills? have a skill tree?

GnomeSlice

@Chippies Yes, yes, kinda.

You get perks and a few skills

mostly perks

and it has loot and shit

plus you can drive vehicles

Chippies

@GnomeSlice that's a plus

not really what I'm looking for, but I might look into it anyway

GnomeSlice

@Chippies Path of Exile?

Chippies

@GnomeSlice don't like it

it just doesn't feel right

GnomeSlice

02:11

I only played a few minutes, but didn't really like it either

Chippies

maybe I should try Rift

GnomeSlice

@Chippies Dofus

Chippies

although I don't see myself playing Rift for long

@GnomeSlice I've played that when it was in beta, it's not that good

GnomeSlice

@Chippies it was pretty good

I sucked ass at it though

@Chippies Spiral Knights

Chippies

it was very single-player like

@GnomeSlice isn't that an arena brawler type of thing?

GnomeSlice

02:13

haven't played it myself

I think so though

Chippies

I need something to play with @Jennybeans

Fluttershy

@Chippies What kind of game are you looking for exactly?

Chippies

@Fluttershy idk, a fantasy mmorpg

free to play

Fluttershy

@Chippies FFXIV has a 2-week free trial offer.

Oh. Hrm...

Chippies

we used to play Tera Online, but kinda stopped

GnomeSlice

02:16

@Chippies oh, how about themightyquest.com/en/welcome

Chippies

we also played Runes of Magic, that was fun for a while

@GnomeSlice not an mmorpg

it barely even has multiplayer

it kinda doesn't even

GnomeSlice

that stinks

there was this one I played for a while that I can't remember the name of now

Chippies

you have a castle, you put traps in your castle, you invade other people castles in a diablo'ish like fashion

that's all there is to "multiplayer"

tbh when I asked for suggestions, I didn't really hope to find anything, because we have played like, majority of half-decent f2p mmorpg's already

GnomeSlice

@Chippies en.allods.com

that was it

Chippies

@GnomeSlice I played it for a tiny bit, I also heard it's gone extremely pay2win lately

GnomeSlice

02:19

=[

Chippies

I think we might just play Rift

from what I've heard, it has a decent cash model and it was considered a wow killer at one point

FAE

@Chippies I played that for a while, my friends told me it ripped off a lot of WoW skills (I've never played WoW so I dunno)

Chippies

@FAE yeah, Runes of Magic was very much like WoW, but f2p

it was a fairly decent game, but it had one area in game that allowed for extremely fast grinding, which made majority of the pre-endgame obsolete

GnomeSlice

@Chippes there's a new EverQuest in the works

FAE

@Chippies I played some Rift in its open beta, it was fun enough. Not enough for me to pay for at the time though.

Chippies

02:21

@FAE it went f2p

a while ago

a long while ago

GnomeSlice

@Chippies hellokittyonline.com

FAE

@Chippies Yeah I know, but I mostly had negative interest in it.

@Chippies I hate games with GCD.

Chippies

@FAE yeah, I'm not really sure if I want to play it either

@FAE gcd in what way?

FAE

@Chippies Global cooldown

GnomeSlice

@Chippies thesecretworld.com

Chippies

02:23

@FAE oh, I googled GCD and got "Greatest common divisor", lol

FAE

oh, haha

Chippies

what kind of global cooldowns are we talking about? I haven't played it yet

FAE

@GnomeSlice TSW isn't fantasy though, strictly speaking

@Chippies like the one that puts all your skills on cooldown in order to rate your skill spamming

GnomeSlice

@FAE That wasn't a requirement

Chippies

@FAE I'm not sure if I've ever encountered such a thing in an MMORPG

@GnomeSlice yes, yes it was

GnomeSlice

02:25

3 hours ago, by Chippies

L>suggestions for a good and fun f2p mmorpg

you lie =[

FAE

9 mins ago, by Chippies

@Fluttershy idk, a fantasy mmorpg

GnomeSlice

@Chippies wurmonline.com

Chippies

@GnomeSlice after you exhausted all your non-fantasy options, I had to be more specific

FAE

@GnomeSlice you can't do that with 2 people

GnomeSlice

This is hard to play, but you can be like anything ^

@FAE what, sure you can

can't you?

You can play it with just one can't you

FAE

02:26

@GnomeSlice Not that easily. I don't think that's really what he's looking for.

GnomeSlice

Probably not

FAE

@Chippies Are you looking for a sandbox MMO or a themepark MMO?

GnomeSlice

@Chippies you just want a clickfest right

Chippies

@GnomeSlice that looks quite poor

FAE

@Chippies It's what Notch did before Minecraft

it's pretty old

Chippies

02:26

@FAE not sure what a themepark MMO is

GnomeSlice

@Chippies no u

@FAE ...Notch made Wurm?

FAE

I played it way back, with some SA goons

@GnomeSlice yeah :o

GnomeSlice

hahaha what

It was too hard for me to get into

Chippies

Tera Online was great, but after getting one or two characters to max level there wasn't much left to do

GnomeSlice

I've never played Tera

Chippies

02:27

endgame content was pretty much unavailable without getting into a decent guild

GnomeSlice

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But I guess I should.

FAE

I was turned off by Tera's artstyle

Chippies

and leveling new characters wasn't that much fun

GnomeSlice

@FAE big booty bitches etc?

Fluttershy

facedesk

GnomeSlice

02:28

I remember they took a lot of flak for that early on

are the guys dumb looking as well?

Chippies

@FAE the extremely original half-naked people artstyle? that most fantasy MMORPGs have? :P

GnomeSlice

@FAE Don't ever play Scarlet Blade.

FAE

@Chippies Just because it's common doesn't mean I have to like it

GnomeSlice

@Chippies Make more characters

Chippies

@FAE not saying you do, but with such demands, I doubt there's many mmorpg's you'd like :P

2 mins ago, by Chippies

and leveling new characters wasn't that much fun

GnomeSlice

02:30

Defiance doesn't really have that

FAE

@GnomeSlice Defiance isn't fantasy either

and it's a shooter

Chippies

it was fun at first, but after you've grinded for hours and hours to level one character, it's not as fun to do with another one

GnomeSlice

@FAE You were just talking about MMOs in general

@FAE shooter rpg

you can be a chick in defiance

Chippies

I feel like fantasy mmorpg's are a dying breed right now

there seem to be plenty of sci-fi'ish mmorpgs though

FAE

@GnomeSlice @Chippies was noting the artstyle is common in fantasy MMOs

Chippies

02:31

that seems to be the new cool thing

FAE

@Chippies there've been so maaaaaaaany

GnomeSlice

oh

FAE

though Archage will be coming out soon

Chippies

@FAE way too many, but only few were good

FAE

or Archeage, however you spell it

Fluttershy

02:32

ArcheAge!

FAE

@Chippies Yeah, I'm kind of burnt out on fantasy MMOs. There's only so many ways you can play yet another half-elf.

I have a lot of interest in scifi/cyberpunk though.

Chippies

@FAE I personally wouldn't mind a non-fantasy mmorpg, but @Jennybeans isn't much of a shooter, unless it's a bow

LessPop_MoreFizz

@chippies in that case, check out the secret world

FAE

@Chippies Defiance really focuses on accurate shooting too, they touted their "pixel accurate" system.

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz I said it first

@FAE yeah headshots are pretty tricky

Chippies

02:33

@LessPop_MoreFizz isn't that buy2play though?

LessPop_MoreFizz

It's really good, and the quest content is top notch. Tons of great puzzles.

Yeah, but there's a trial and it's worth it.

Chippies

@LessPop_MoreFizz is grinding viable as well?

FAE

@GnomeSlice I passed on it because my friends are in the US so I'd have to play on US servers and I could feel the difference in responsiveness between EU and US servers, so :/

LessPop_MoreFizz

Not really...

FAE

@Chippies Believe so, yes

GnomeSlice

02:34

@FAE You could play by yourself

Chippies

I find grinding to be relaxing, whereas quests frustrating

LessPop_MoreFizz

More to the point, grinding in TSW is a lousy experience.

FAE

@GnomeSlice I don't solo MMOs

Chippies

I can only do so many quests until I get bored...

GnomeSlice

@FAE I thought you were in the US?

@Chippies Flyff

LessPop_MoreFizz

02:34

TSW quests are unlike any MMO quests you've ever done.

FAE

@GnomeSlice ...I live in the Netherlands

LessPop_MoreFizz

They're much more akin to a point and click adventure game, with occasional combat.

Chippies

@FAE I have always played on US servers, anything under 200ms is great

LessPop_MoreFizz

Like, serious major puzzles.

GnomeSlice

@FAE ...ok.

Chippies

02:35

and even in Newfoundland, CA I still get only slightly under 200ms most of the time

FAE

@Chippies There was definitely a difference in responsiveness for the Defiance servers.

Chippies

@LessPop_MoreFizz my issue with paying for mmorpg's is that I am very likely to stop playing after a week or two, or three

@FAE Defiance is a shooter, I can see that making a difference moreso than a fantasy mmorpg

FAE

@Chippies Yeah, like I said, they have their "pixel accuracy" system, where it matters, so I was like "noooope"

@GnomeSlice I mean like, how do you not know this? I talk about being here all the time.

GnomeSlice

@FAE You and @Fluttershy have acted like you were in the same room at times

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice We've been over this before. :P

On mumble. During Risk of Rain.

Chippies

02:39

@FAE usually, I just suck it up, because all my gamer friends are from north america

it's either suck it up and get good to cover up the slight latency and have fun or don't play at all :P

I wish I had more friends...

FAE

@Chippies Yeah, I do too, in general, but shooters aren't my forté in general anyway and I figured Defiance would go f2p (which it has)

Chippies

yeah, online shooters aren't my thing either

GnomeSlice

you lie

Chippies

Warframe is an exception, although Idk if I'd classify it as a shooter

even though it definitely is

GnomeSlice

you always want to play recon arena

and Xonotic

Chippies

02:40

@GnomeSlice I thought you were unable to dream

GnomeSlice

I am

I mean you played it with me a bunch

and that final rush game

Chippies

final rush was/is shit

so is recon arena

Xonotic is good, but competitive games don't keep me entertained for long

GnomeSlice

how about fuck you, recon arena is the shit

remember the rockets in that KAS clone

Chippies

recon arena is shit, I agree

@GnomeSlice that was also horrible

GnomeSlice

@Chippies read it again nerd

Chippies

02:43

@GnomeSlice recon arena is a specific shit

so shitty, it is THE shit

annnnnyways

GnomeSlice

y u do dis

you're making me want to play it again

Chippies

maybe I should dl Defiance

GnomeSlice

@Chippies Wanna play Recon Arena?

Chippies

and tell wife to keep playing Sims

@GnomeSlice no, I never do

GnomeSlice

@Chippies Oh come on it's been quite a while

we had some fun with that game, you can't deny that

Chippies

02:48

@GnomeSlice the longer, the better

GnomeSlice

did you really not enjoy those sessions at all?

I loved playing that with you. I had a lot of fun. The broke assness was just part of the charm.

Chippies

sorry, there's only so much I can play something that bad

it's funny how bad it is

but the novelty of "it's so bad, it's funny and fun" wears off fast

and then all that's left is just bad

GnomeSlice

I see.

Chippies

@GnomeSlice is defiance good?

I'm downloading it right now...

GnomeSlice

@Chippies Yeah I played it for several hours today

really enjoyed it

I was a little leery, since it's based on a TV show. or maybe the show is based on it.

spugsley

02:53

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO

FAE

@GnomeSlice They were released concurrently.

Chippies

@spugsley HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

spugsley

how is everyone tonight?

Chippies

meh

spugsley

same lol

GnomeSlice

02:57

LessPop_MoreFizz

HI @SPUGSLEY

Lazers

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Q: I need help with Starcraft question. I'm newbie.. (about "BRONZE")

hey there… i don't play star craft II but i have a special friend who does. I wanted to know what the significance of the word and term "bronze" means to someone who plays as a "terrin/terran"? is bronze a good thing for this player? can someone please explain….THANK YOU (sorry for the improper u...

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spugsley

@LessPop_MoreFizz HAI

Chippies

@GnomeSlice someone noticed!

every time @spugsley says

7 mins ago, by spugsley

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO

I read it like

3 mins ago, by GnomeSlice

spugsley

@Chippies :3

LessPop_MoreFizz

03:08

Poor doggy can't save any of these fish.

FAE

@LessPop_MoreFizz omg ;_;

LessPop_MoreFizz

He is trying so hard!

FAE

that's so adorably sad

LessPop_MoreFizz

(Yes, I know he's probably just trying to wash his nose. But the anthropomorphized explanation is so much more adorable.)

Tim Stone

Wait, it was those pesky Germans?

LessPop_MoreFizz

03:12

Yeah. 'Art'.

Chippies

@LessPop_MoreFizz I am very confident he was trying to save the fish and you can't convince me otherwise!

Lazers

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Q: How does Armor Penetration works with Critical Hits?

I'm wondering if there is any advantage obtained with Critical Damage having Last Whisper as item. Will the Armor Penetration work directly with the total Critical Damage? Or there's some calculations to pass through? I've been using Shaco almost 7 out of 10 ranked games atm to get to Platinum ...