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17:02
I think that's a decent no
@KevinvanderVelden Maybe he's imagining that he's imagining it.
@KevinvanderVelden Maybe I'm not, maybe I am. SO WHAT AM I?!?!?!?
@OrigamiRobot Maybe we're all just figments of @badp's slowly shattering sanity
@Sparow A giraffe, most likely.
@KevinvanderVelden This would make so much sense.
17:05
@OrigamiRobot Yeah, you guessed it.
@OrigamiRobot totaly not a sparow you know.
Well, a sparrow would just be silly.
We frown upon silliness here.
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Q: How are Clash of Clans multiplayer battles determined

SparowAre battles determined by level or trophies? Just curious.

@OrigamiRobot but is it a silly frown?
@OrigamiRobot Ah ok. I see. Giraffes are dead serious.
@Lazers HAY THATS MY QUESTION
@Sparow @Lazers posts all questions.
17:09
@Arperum Ok, so is he alive or is he a computer?
We are a living computer.
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT IM A COMPUTER?!?!?
HOWD YOU KNOW?!
You have all the tell-tale signs of a computerized giraffe.
@Sparow What is alive? Who am I to say that a computer isn't alive?
@Arperum Alive means breathing and thinking. And no, the computer's fans do not count.
17:13
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Q: Can I 'win' with all my crew on board the destroyed final ship?

Ryan CavanaughIn the third Rebel Flagship fight, if all my crew are on board the enemy ship when it gets destroyed, does the game count that as a win (Rebel ship is destroyed) or a loss (all your crew are dead)? Assume I do not have a Clone Bay.

@Sparow So you are saying that micro organsims aren't alive?
There's a lot of living organisms in a computer.
@Arperum Oooookaaaaaaay. NEW SUBJECT.
MAGICAL UNICORNS ATE ALL THE BACON!
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...The hell? Alex, is that you?
Who me? No.
17:19
That remains to be seen.
What, that magical unicorns ate all the bacon?
@Sparow That's ok. we got back at them for that.
@TrentHawkins Oh yeah, we cut off thier horns and ate their children. Yep.
Oh boy, should I pick Return of the King or Way of the Samurai?
Hard decisions!
@RedRiderX Return of the King is definitely a better movie.
17:26
Well I'm thinking about PS2 games
Oh, well you're on your own there buddy.
@RedRiderX I'd say Return of the Samurai.
Right now my purchase list is Shadow of the Colossus, Ratchet and Clank up your arsenal, and Gran Turismo 4.
Although I hear Way of the King isn't bad either.
But this is the last decision.
@Yuki Exactly
17:28
Gran Turismo is EPIC.
And from what I can tell they both scratch a similar itch.
@Yuki Lol
@Yuki Wait what is Return of the Samurai?
user15026
@RedRiderX Katamariiiiiiiiiii
@RedRiderX [Return] of the [King] and [Way] of the [Samurai]. I'm just swapping words.
17:30
@AshleyNunn I know but it's either Katamri or Shadow of the Colossus!
user15026
Why not both?
Hmm there are both like $20
The rest of this stuff is $5 and $10
Does anyone here want to join my Fantasy LCS league?
@RedRiderX ... Someone knows the value of their games.
@RedRiderX SotC.
17:31
I don't expect anyone to say yes, but on the off chance, I do have some open slots.
@StrixVaria Your what? <_<
@StrixVaria Like... for LoL?
@Fluttershy Fantasy LCS. Like fantasy sports, but for LoL.
I already have a thingy for dota which I'm ignoring
And I actually like dota
@StrixVaria I have no clue how fantasy sports works, so I'd have literally negative clues as to how fantasy LoL would work.
17:32
You draft players from the EU/NA LCS leagues.
Wow. That's ridiculous
@StrixVaria Can I draft the same player for all five slots? Because that's a thing I want to do.
@Yuki Indeed
@Yuki In general: You pick players for each position from across all the teams to be on your "fantasy" team. Actions they can take in game score points. The total points of everyone on your team vs. your opponent's team is the winner.
Like for example in football, players get points for passing yards, rushing yards, touchdowns, field goals, etc.
I'm in.
17:33
@Sparow I don't know you. Are you new?
Yep, I'm a newbie.
Do you know anything about the competitive LoL scene?
Nope, but I'm willing to learn.
LoL account is required.
@StrixVaria ... why?
17:35
Oh, then where does one get one?
@StrixVaria Can my fantasy team be all people who play Caitlyn and Vayne?
@Yuki It uses your in-game login.
It's actually an official product.
@OrigamiRobot You choose players, not characters.
@OrigamiRobot No, you have to pick one player from each role, but only one role plays those :(
Is it a sport, the fantasy league?
FINE I DON'T WANNA JOIN ANYWAY
17:36
cc @3ventic @GnomeSlice
Like I said, I didn't expect anyone to actually want to join here.
Or to have the requisite knowledge to even enjoy it if they did join.
@StrixVaria I think I have a friend that may or may not be interested.
WHERE DO I FREAKING JOIN
Although he seems to be playing Dota 2 more these days.
@StrixVaria All I need to enjoy it is to be able to watch numbers go up.
17:39
@OrigamiRobot Your numbers might not go up as much as someone else's.
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Q: Should I have edited the imperial meassurment to an anwser?

HalfwarrI was reading this question and came across this answer that Batteries are best stored at temperatures of 20°C Now I went and edited the answer to be Batteries are best stored at temperatures of 20°C / 68°F Since I just spent time doing the conversion, due to me not know what temper...

Someone's number is going to go up.
My ALL RANDOM strategy is sure to pay off.
@OrigamiRobot it is the new meta
@Yuki it's not really black-and-white, just hugely desaturated
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Q: Watch Dogs on Xbox360

Tester Hello Guys You may know Direct of Watch Dogs says that this game would be running in 900p on PS4 and 790p on Xbox one. Simply I am asking, what are its Pixels on Xbox 360?

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Q: Does the number of elements in the queue affect resistance?

TheBuzzSawIs there any difference between (for example) EF self-cast and EFFFF self-cast? Is the resistance stronger or last longer or anything? Or should I just stick to the shortest sequence possible?

17:45
@Lazers Unreleased content question alert!
> ESEX interviewed a veteran of two Twitch Plays Pokemon campaigns, who added, “left, left, right, A, A, B.”
:D
> I only play with my TV set to no color, high contrast and low brightness.
Not sure if that means black-and-white though.
it has some slightly green/yellow shades. Only slightly though
barely noticable
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Q: Why does my screen go completely blank when I try to use my AV cords?

MTAanddrop2299I am usually playing in HD with the HDMI cords on my Playstation 3 but right now I am at my friends house and he does not have any HD television, so I am trying to use my AV jacks but when I plug it in to the television and turn the Playstation 3 on... The screen stays dark as it was before I tur...

18:03
I feel like they could've done a bit more with the environments. The only places that had that amazing atmospheric feel were Majula, Dragon Aerie, and the path to Drangleic Castle. And maybe Heide's.
The scenery in Dark Souls 2 just didn't evoke the same emotional response for me like Dark Souls 1 did.
Granted, that may be because some of the environments felt the same (The Gutter and Black Gulch with Blighttown).
@Fluttershy @Yuki @SaintWacko I am getting the Stomping Land keys tomorrow. GET HYPE
@fredley you used to have a Dilbert feed with the actual strips in it right?
Black Gulch and the late DLC area from DS1
@OrigamiRobot HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE!
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Q: What's the relationship between Google's Rubik's cube doodle and the word "Google"?

CharlesNormally a Google doodle is a doodle that represents the company logo, or the word "Google". I believe it is true also for today's Rubik's Cube doodle. Before you click on the doodle, there is a cube with few colors rotating. How is it related to "Google"?

18:06
@3ventic Have you been to the Dark Chasms?
Because I feel they're more like that DLC area.
I think I have
Mainly because the Dark Chasm is that DLC area (the Abyss).
@GnomeSlice praises Miiverse, all other points invalidated
@3ventic You take a portal there next to a guy in a wheelchair.
18:07
We need more cute right now:
cc @spugsley @AshleyNunn
Maybe you do
My kitten's plenty cute, plus she's apparently hungry
@OrigamiRobot HYYYYYYYYYPE HYYYYYYYYYPE NOT ENOUGH HYPE
user15026
@badp Mine is annoyed because I am cleaning :P
oh hey, an Humble Daily that doesn't seem worthless
I feel like I post too many cute cat/dog images and the rest of the animal kingdom feels left out.
@Yuki and what about the other kingdoms?
@KevinvanderVelden It's hard to depict a moving slime mold with a static image though.
Besides, the Bridge is only barely handling moving out of Mammalia when it comes to cute images.
why are we posting cute things
I don't think we could deal with cute Protista pics just yet.
@BenBrocka Why do we need a reason?
18:18
@BenBrocka No questions, only cute.
@Yuki Spiders are still okay right?
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Q: ps3 controller not turning on or syncing

matthew shatswellI recently took it apart again to clean it only prob was analog was sticking I put it back together and it wouldn't power on and when it is plugged in LEDs only blink tried the reset button didn't work it is a sony 6 axis controller really want it to work has custom buttons and analogs I would a...

18:19
@OrigamiRobot Hype hype hypedy hype hype
@BenBrocka That's a pangolin, right?
@Yuki yeah
18:20
And one for @OrigamiRobot:
@KevinvanderVelden inb4 sloth... never mind.
@SaintWacko If you want some metal suggestions, just ask :)
2 hours ago, by Origami Robot
May 7 at 19:12, by Origami Robot
I am going to put the next person who brings a sloth to my attention on ignore.
user15026
@Yuki so cute
18:29
@OrigamiRobot gets hype
@BenBrocka It's like a balloon with a smily face and curly hair.
@BenBrocka WTB Detect Sassiness.
roll for sass
In GURPS, there is an advantage called Rapier Wit that lets you roll Public Speaking to throw off your enemies.
excellent
18:34
@OrigamiRobot But all my points are in Private Speaking!
Well then don't take Rapier Wit!
@OrigamiRobot Can I take Estoc Wit instead?
I hear it scales better with Strength.
All muscle powered weapons scale with Strength silly.
@OrigamiRobot Well yeah, they both scale with Strength, but I hear Estoc Wit scales better with Strength than Rapier Wit.
Although, they're both no Large Club Wit (dat A-rank Strength scaling).
@KevinvanderVelden Didn't you already do that?
18:37
They both scale with Intelligence.
@Frank no! That was @RavenDreamer
@KevinvanderVelden Yeah, exactly.
So the threat is now null and void.
@OrigamiRobot Wait, so they deal magic damage?
@Frank well yeah, but it's not just about the threat =p
If he wants me to stop doing it then I'll do my best to not do it =p
@BenBrocka Well, about 500 comics took me 3 hours, and that's about 10% of my collection. But it's way faster than typing it.
18:38
Or fire? Because then I could use Faith instead.
especially if it messes with @Yuki's mind
They don't do damage at all unless you get a critical success.
@OrigamiRobot Well then maybe you should get your Wit repaired. Broken weapons don't deal damage and resting at a bonfire doesn't repair them.
@Sterno My dad has 19,000
I have no idea how he input them. I assume there's a way to just be like "yeah I own this whole series"
(he has most of Marvel from golden age to now, IIRC)
@Yuki Most advantages aren't weapons.
@GraceNote Indiegala Weekly this week is Doujin stuff. indiegala.com/weekly
Damn. Got two of four Monkey King's Garb, and the set is useless right now.
Thanks
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Q: Mojang Update on Minecraft - we've lost our worlds....what do we do?

user76916We've just gone on to Minecraft and started the new update. It was taking so long, we cancelled it. We then tried to go on to our old world....and it's gone. We've now completed the update, but our old worlds are still missing. Any help to recover them will be great as there are tears in our hou...

18:55
@Fluttershy @Yuki @SaintWacko I lied. I have the keys now. [hype intensifies]
@SaintWacko I will go to prom with you, but wont it be strange having a 30 year old guy as your date?
user15026
@SaintWacko oh my goodness if anyone did this I would say yes on the spot
@Blem What's strange with having a male date as a man?
@Arperum some schools wont allow it, the strange part is mostly that im 12 years old that the most of the other participants
19:02
Abby T. Miller on May 19, 2014

Welcome to Stack Exchange Podcast #58 brought to you by the Stack Exchange iOS app! Our hosts Joel Spolsky, David Fullerton, and Jay Hanlon are joined this week by our guests, the Stack Exchange Design Team: Jin Yang, Stéphane “The French Guy” Martin, Courtny Cotten, and Josh Hynes.

Let’s kick things off with Community Milestones (assuming Joel knows where he is).

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Unrelated: Donald Knuth mentioned our TeX site in a recent TUGboat. …

@Blem Meh, my sister had a relation with a 30 year old men when she was 18. He looked 20 max though.
user15026
Everybody is buying everyone!
also the above is relevant to @GnomeSlice's interests
@AshleyNunn and yet awesome is still not for sale
19:16
I'll take 2 @AshleyNunn, please.
@badp wtf
@StrixVaria Wow that looks pretty cool
@badp Well I guess they don't have a sound service
@RedRiderX Surely that would be Vine
@badp That is video
@RedRiderX and sound!
19:17
Almost exclusively.
Who turns the sound on for a Vine?
but yes, Vine integration for Soundcloud
free uploads limited to 6 seconds
make it happen
I only watch Vine compilations on YouTube
19:18
@OrigamiRobot Heh same here
@OrigamiRobot It's true
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Rationalists Society

Proposed Q&A site for people who have potential questions that can change the world. This is where all the answers on this site will produce such a big connection where skepticism is allowed to rave freely and dominate our world of the many unsolved questions we have.

Currently in definition.

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Metal Working

Proposed Q&A site for metallurgists, metalworkers, machinists, engineers, architects, students, etc.

Currently in definition.

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment mmmmm metal
I'm still going back and forth on this Return of the King/Way of the Samurai thing...
Way of the King
user15026
@OrigamiRobot Sorry, stock is limited, only one @AshleyNunn per customer.
@OrigamiRobot @Yuki Has already suggested Return of the Samurai.
@AshleyNunn But I want one to keep in the box and one to play with!
user15026
@OrigamiRobot I will speak to my manager and see what I can do ;)
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Q: What does Raekor's Will set bonus do, to the damage type of Furious Charge?

Mark CassidyI'm trying to focus my damage type on my barbarian. I have one barbarian focused around Fire Damage, wearing Mage Fist, Cinderswitch and so on - all adding to +Fire Damage% - and this is all fine. But on this barbarian, I am testing out the Raekor's Will set and the full set bonus gives me "Furi...

19:26
But if stock is so limited, maybe I'll keep them both in the box and sell them for massive profits.
@Fluttershy I am looking forward to this film.
user15026
@OrigamiRobot :(
I heard that @AshleyNunn's are better when they're fresh
@AshleyNunn What were you E-Mailing them about?
user15026
@Wipqozn I needed to know results of a match that I could not find anywhere.
19:28
@AshleyNunn Oh riiight, your job.
user15026
They were so excited I wanted to know, because like...it was a random friendly match
@AshleyNunn Did you lie about your motive? :P
user15026
@badp That seems to generally be teh case
user15026
@badp I never really said why I wanted them, just that I did
@badp I heard the same thing.
19:30
@Wipqozn You did? like on the internet?
@badp No, in RL via the Canadian Grapevine. Since all us Canadians know each other we hear about everything involving every other Canadian.
@Wipqozn It's a small world, and a smaller Canada.
user15026
@Wipqozn shhh don't give away our secrets
I can just picture all the old ladies staring at the streets through the blinds all days, broadcasting all movements with better efficiency and capillarity than the best efforts of the UK gov'mt can hope to reach
Did the ps2 have region locking?
Pretty good bundle
If you don't already have all of them
There are only a couple of those games I don't already own
19:41
@StrixVaria Did you see my post about the t-shirts add-on for your backing?
@Arperum Yeah, but that's still kind of expensive for a t-shirt.
@StrixVaria True, it would be $45 for me.
And then I'd have the issue of having a single white t-shirt. I'd need to wash it apart from everything else...
It's a lot better then $100 though.
@Arperum there's color capturing thingies for that
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Q: Pokemon Platinum Team

zombieGRNDRWhat's the best form for Rotom for in-game Pokemon Platinum. I just wannba breeze through the game, because I'm gonna transfer Rotom to Soul Silver to change form.

I mean, unless none of your clothes are white, it's probably worth it
19:46
TPF TRAINING PROGRAM
Er
Fucking Youtube
Stop changing how things work
@badp I have literally one white t-shirt right now, and that is barely ever used, and I don't care if it changes color.
@SaintWacko ?
@RedRiderX I think anything with DVD generally has region locking
@BenBrocka Hmm okay
19:47
360 had cross-region stuff, but I think only NTSC J and U were, potentially, "region free", I'm not sure PAL can work with NTSC
Hmm so my short short list now is SotC, Way of the Samurai, and the third Ratchet and Clank
@RedRiderX It used to be, when you right clicked a youtube video and hit "Copy Video URL", it put the url in your clipboard. Now it pops up a box with the URL in it, highlighted, and you then have to copy that. It's very stupid
Poor PAL and their 50hz
@SaintWacko It's been that way for a very long time right?
@badp At least 95% of the clothes I care about the color are black. There are a few dark blue pants too.
19:48
@RedRiderX A month at the most
@SaintWacko Hmm maybe I'm just thinking of the in-video share button
(did I mention that people generally don't recognize me when I'm not wearing a bandshirt)
@Arperum Heh
Because: "That's not black, can't be him."
So I just made a sandwich.
user15026
19:59
@Yuki How did it go?
@Yuki Nothing good can come of this
Given my propensity for... unusual sandwiches, I decided to go a bit more conventional today.
I made a grilled cheese with bacon.
mmmmmmmmmm
user15026
@Yuki yummy
And wasabi.
20:00
...
Just a little bit though.
@Yuki Nice!
Only in the first bite.
The rest of it was wasabi-free.
20:01
Oh
You are a peculiar.
Are the Cooking.SE chat rooms active at all?
You wish to antagonize them with your sandwich escapades?
Wasabi is good.
I wonder how they would react to my sandwiches...
20:02
I generally only eat sushi to have an excuse to eat wasabi and ginger.
Spoiler alert: I have a feeling that my next sandwich will involve Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
@Yuki Urgh
@Saint That's what I'm hoping for.
It's not a @Yuki sandwich if it doesn't make someone go, "Urgh".
HEY GUYZ, remember the awesome bundle of Hammerwatch that was prety much selling single copy for 7'ish $ and 3 copies (or was it 4?) for 8$?
yeah, that bundle was a waste of time
Yesterday I saw someone make a sandwich that consisted of bread, doritos, and miracle whip. That's it. Nothing else.
20:08
Such devaluation.
Very market pricing.
Wow.
user15026
@OrigamiRobot no.
To be fair, Hammerwatch didn't have much replay value
@Arperum boring
@AshleyNunn It happened. I cried a little.
@Origami Reminds me, I don't have any Miracle Whip.
user15026
20:09
@OrigamiRobot I would too.
@SaintWacko doesn't change the fact that the hammerwatch bundle was a waste of a bundle
Or Doritos.
they could've made a different shitty bundle that wasn't the same deal as in their store
@Chippies Perhaps today's discount was Hammerwatch devs' call and not Wolfire's
@badp Idk, maybe so, but it's still silly, that bundle was quite pointless.
20:15
@OrigamiRobot That's some Xbone level garbage
He informed me he would have rather had mayonnaise.
why is this a thing
is Hammerwatch actually good btw?
@badp for 2$ it's probably good
Ugh, I am going to be sick.
20:19
it's better if you have someone to play with, I guess
@BenBrocka That looks disgusting.
For starts, it contains miracle whip. Miracle wwhip is the worst.
There's worse in the google search for it, honestly
wtf
I'll never run out of ridiculous actual products from Doritos and Mountain Dew
user15026
What the hell.
@BenBrocka there you are again, stifling innovation in teen monetization
"mountain dew apple dumplings" is a suggested search. I am scared.
20:21
I've heard of like... cheese and mayo as a sandwich. But never doritos and mayo. o_o
You truly are the enemy of the free market, entrepreneurship and murican dream.
Ugh, mayo is the worst. I can't even stand it.
Now I need to know about Mountain Dew ATMs
20:24
Mountain Dew and orange juice
because that needed to happen
@BenBrocka oh, that seems so wrong
If you want Mountain Dew for breakfast, just drink Mountain Dew. Don't ruin orange juice
What's Mountain Dew even supposed to taste like?
mountains
user15026
Green
20:25
That sounds really salty.
So, uh, wait, wtf, lemon and coffee?
Fish'n'chips, amirite?
I wonder what % of Japan's economy is supported by weird flavors of common food
@3ventic I just made a +10 Mundane Ladle of AMAZING.
@BenBrocka oh wow. I used naptha on that image and I suppose it got really close
20:29
That hardly sounds mundane. Better throw it out for being defective
I might attempt a no-bonfire run with this bad boy.
It recognized ェとマヨネ型 which Google corrected to ェとマヨネーズ型 and translated to "Mayonnaise-type ª"
I suppose the last glyph is wrong still, but.
Final Fantasy Mayonnaise-type a
Better that Mayo-type B, I hear.
That's actually made of raisins
That sounds slightly grosser than shrimp-mayo doritos, an impressive feat
20:39
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Q: Orcs Must Die 2 won't lauch at all

Mark KramerOrcs Must Die 2 won't launch at all and I don't know why. I've played it for 51 hours, I just played it last night, woke up this morning and now it won't launch. Steam says it's launching Orcs Must Die 2, but then nothing happens. I tried launching it from the desktop icon, from the steam librar...

20:54
ok whatever made another comic TWITCH TVS http://gamewebcomic.com/?id=66 http://t.co/9NqM2WKHXj
Today I earned a gold badge for a closed, negatively scored question.
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WTF internet? stackexchange, twitter and some other stuff randomly fell away...

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