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badp

20:00

sulks

RedRiderX

DO NOT SULK

WATCH TNG WITH ME

badp

too late

GnomeSlice

stop with the caps

RedRiderX

11 secs ago, by RedRiderX

WATCH TNG WITH ME

Kevin van der Velden

@RedRiderX NO, I AM WATCHING MARVEL AGENTS OF SHIELD

RedRiderX

20:01

BOOO

badp

@RedRiderX i have chat in the bg

Panic Bomb

@RedRiderX If you let her find your computer simulation of her, yeah, things are going to go south probably

Origami Robot

TNG REDRIDERX IS BEST REDRIDERX

RedRiderX

WAIT WAT

HE DID WAT

OH GROSS

Panic Bomb

I thought I knew the episode you were talking about, maybe not

RedRiderX

20:02

ALSO THIS IS SD AS HECK

Kevin van der Velden

@OrigamiRobot YOU JUST LIKE SOMEONE ELSE ALL CAPSING

Origami Robot

@KevinvanderVelden Even without that, my statement is true.

RedRiderX

> Added 165 of 1447

Getting there

I don't have a lot of music

Origami Robot

@RedRiderX That is a lot to me.

RedRiderX

OH WOW ITS JUST LIKE I WAS WATCHING IT ON A REAL CRT

Panic Bomb

20:04

Oh, I was thinking of Galaxy's Child which is S4

Origami Robot

I'd be surprised if I had 100 songs.

Panic Bomb

It's sort of funny/sad that there are multiple episodes in which he gets shot down by women though

RedRiderX

GOOOOOD GRAVY

SD AND ADS?

GEEEZ

Blem

►

RedRiderX

> PICARD: DIDNT ANYONE PLAY WITH SHIPS IN BOTTLES?
WORF: I DIDNT PLAY WITH TOYS
DATA: I WAS NEVER A CHILD

SaintWacko

20:09

2

Panic Bomb

Not everyone lived a 17th-century rural French upbringing like you, Picard

RedRiderX

PICARD FACEPALMS INTENSIFIES

@SaintWacko THE BEST SPORT

SaintWacko

@RedRiderX I would play it

lmao

►

Ben Brocka

Facebook's Hack language could, uh, use some SEO

Panic Bomb

When I create my own programming language, I'll call it "Programming", just to one-up "Go" and "Hack" on non-googleability.

Tweeted by balpha on May 7, 2014 at 8:01 PM

RedRiderX

20:18

THESE ADS ARE SO WELL TARGETED

IS.... IS GEORDI TALKING TO SPACE?

WITH OTHER ENGINEERS WORKING AROUND HIM

Blem

reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/24z5ec/…

Ben Brocka

(so sorry for text as image)

Frank

Been here less than a week, and I'm in the center of a political shitstorm.

Ben Brocka

badp

You said our reviews are fake? Well we say your helpful votes are fake!

Ben Brocka

20:23

That explains Necron I guess

SaintWacko

@Frank What?

Coronus

@Frank Oh dear. What happened?

RedRiderX

GEORDI MUST BE REALLY LONELY

Jason Berkan

@Frank If you mean office politics, that's why I'm a contractor. "Hello, HR? I need a new contract."

Powerlord

@BenBrocka I was going to say that but you beat me. Seriously, you can stop hitting me now.

user15026

20:25

@Frank Oh no. :(

badp

@Frank D:

Ben Brocka

@Powerlord Necron is the obvious punchline

Origami Robot

Powerlord

Good Job Chrome Devs!

Frank

@SaintWacko There's some departmental infighting going on with client unhappiness, and it's worked it's way up to the CEO.

badp

20:29

One of the reviews on that router: "These headlights were easier to install than factory bulbs."

Powerlord

Seriously, when you do something to the UI even dumber than what the Firefox devs are doing...

Frank

Oh, wait, that's supposed to be less than a month. Whoops.

Anyways, the person in IT who developed this app was the one I replaced. And, surprise, surprise, our requirements are a third of a page.

RedRiderX

THIS IS SO WEIRD

Ben Brocka

@Powerlord I understand the intent of hiding the URL but, even this bug aside, I'm not sure who it really helps. Most people I konw just ignore the URL entirely. Why make it harder for those who do?

RedRiderX

GEORDI HAD TO MAKE A GIRLFRIEND FROM THE 80S

Frank

20:32

So now we're getting Sales screaming at us to add in the things the client is asking for, and we're going, "They didn't ask for this when we first developed it."

Powerlord

I'm not sure why I'm installing a jQuery on hook for this event since it's never going to change.

Origami Robot

Powerlord

It's not like the ones on the other page where fields are dynamically added

Origami Robot

This is the best LHT

Ben Brocka

@OrigamiRobot They're pretty tasty gigantic bugs. Better than crab for sure. Price-wise I definitely prefer shrimp though

Panic Bomb

20:32

@Frank "Those things should just go without saying! Aren't they obvious?"

Origami Robot

@BenBrocka I don't like lobster or crab. Love shrimp.

Powerlord

@OrigamiRobot What about the clutch?

Ben Brocka

I don't like crab but I like lobster. Depends how it's prepared I guess

Jason Berkan

@OrigamiRobot My dad drives automatics with two feet. He grew up driving farm trucks and tractors.

SaintWacko

@Frank Ah, one of those

Ben Brocka

20:34

I find crab pretty tasteless. Crabmeat rangoons are good. But hardly taste of crab really

SaintWacko

That sucks :(

Panic Bomb

Okay now nobody vote for anything I've posted ever again

Panic Bomb, Arizona

6.7k 6 31 59

Frank

@PanicBomb "Client specifically chose the cheapie option. You get what you pay for."

Arperum

@OrigamiRobot But. but . but. A real car has three pedals.

Panic Bomb

Transmission snobs are so adorable.

Powerlord

20:39

I forgot you have to use !isNaN in JavaScript instead of != NaN

RedRiderX

SO MUCH TECHOBABBLE

spugsley

@RavenDreamer Ian and I already made plans with other friends this weekend :(

Powerlord

@PanicBomb Why?

Panic Bomb

6,666 rep

Arperum

@PanicBomb downvotes

RedRiderX

20:44

OH NOES LOOKS LIKE ITS ALL UP TO GEORDI'S COMPUTER GIRLFRIEND

Powerlord

@RedRiderX Are you having fun watching that episode?

Blem

NN people

RedRiderX

@Powerlord ITS SO ODD

THOSE SHOULDERPADS

Powerlord

@RedRiderX No, what's odd is when the real lady visits the ship later and finds the computer version.

RedRiderX

@Powerlord :o

Powerlord

20:45

Or how, in the alternate future episode, it's implied that they're married.

RedRiderX

OH MY

Panic Bomb

That's always awkward when it happens to me

RedRiderX

OOOOOH MY

Powerlord

Or how she dies in a transporter accident... wait, no, wrong person.

RedRiderX

?

GnomeSlice

20:46

She kills Dumbledore

RedRiderX

OH OH DOES FEM-MCCOY DIE LIKE THAT

THAT WOULD BE THE BEST

Origami Robot

@PanicBomb I DON'T LIKE THIS NEWFANGLED TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES OPERATION SIMPLER!

Powerlord

@GnomeSlice Sssh, you're not supposed to spoil that part.

Then again, it could be weirder... she could run off with Q.

and found MI6... in the future!

RedRiderX

...

Ben Brocka

In my day we rode a horse and there were 151 pokemon
The horse was #78

7

Powerlord

20:48

@RedRiderX ...the question is, how much of what I said really happens in the series?

RedRiderX

I CANT TELL WHAT IS BS AND WHAT ISNT

Panic Bomb

@BenBrocka In my day pokemon were called action figures and you had to pay real money to catch them all

RedRiderX

IT ALL COULD MAYBE HAPPEN

Powerlord

How about the time the Enterprise gets destroyed before the opening credits?

Trent Hawkins

@Powerlord ooh, is that the one with the number patterns?

Powerlord

20:50

(If you think that's one's false, it's not... episode Cause and Effect from iirc season 4)

@TrentHawkins Yes!

GnomeSlice

> Michael is responsive, very talented, and a pleasure to work with. I'll be coming back for his services in the future!

Trent Hawkins

@Powerlord Love that one!

GnomeSlice

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Powerlord

This is why you don't let Data deal.

RedRiderX

@Powerlord SEE THERE IS NO WAY TO TELL

Wipqozn

20:50

@GnomeSlice CAPS MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER

GnomeSlice

@Powerlord Is that the one where they draw the smiley face in the exploding reactor

Powerlord

@GnomeSlice No, but that one's a good one, too.

RedRiderX

@GnomeSlice WAT

Powerlord

...although I can't remember the episode name

GnomeSlice

3

Ben Brocka

20:51

:)

SaintWacko

:)

GnomeSlice

:)

Panic Bomb

Oh, is that the one where everyone is delirious?

RedRiderX

LOL NOPE ITS JUST PICARD BEING A BADASS

Powerlord

Oh, the episode for that one is named Timescape.

GnomeSlice

20:52

That image is so funny out of context.

Powerlord

It's the same episode where Data's cat attacks Riker. :D

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice It's even funnier in context.

@RedRiderX Picard is best Captain.

4

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn No it's not, it's disturbing, he's like insane.

Trent Hawkins

@RedRiderX thing to note - Pay attention to the gender of Data's cat.

Origami Robot

@Wipqozn Sisay is best captain.

Powerlord

20:54

The thing about Riker and Data's cat is funnier if you find one of the numerous edits where they put sound clips like "Data, something's got me!" in with it.

GnomeSlice

@TrentHawkins ?

Trent Hawkins

@GnomeSlice It does not remain constant.

GnomeSlice

@OrigamiRobot boobs

Frank

At current level of job description migration, I'm going to be the senior programmer in a little less than three months.

GnomeSlice

29 secs ago, by GnomeSlice

@OrigamiRobot boobs

@TrentHawkins Heh.

Powerlord

20:55

@Frank Yay politics!

Frank

@Powerlord Not so much politics as programmers moving on.

Powerlord

The meaning of politics can be found by breaking it into its component words. Poly means many. Ticks are blood sucking creatures.

GnomeSlice

YogsCart

@YogsCart, WorldWide

Woo we have a twitter for the game! .. not associated with the YogsCast appart from the game being based on them!

7 tweets, 14 followers, following 16 users

plsno

Frank

Leaving me as the last one standing, which I'm fine with. I can reshape the department to my will.

Kevin van der Velden

@Frank will you rule it with an iron fist?

Powerlord

20:57

@Frank Management won't say no?

Even if all the other developers leave where I work, I still have an manager who isn't a developer.

GnomeSlice

Whoa

guys

hapagames.com/game.html

Is it just me

Frank

@Powerlord We hired our manager.

GnomeSlice

or does this look good

spugsley

I have my first assignment for my job tomorrow :D

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice It's just you.

Powerlord

20:59

@GnomeSlice Don't know, it's blocked where I work.

spugsley

so excite

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn What looks bad about it?

user15026

@spugsley woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice I have no idea. I didn't even click the link.

GnomeSlice

@Powerlord Do you work in a fucking gulag

Powerlord

20:59

I wonder if that Soul Suspect game will be any good.

Wipqozn

wait, what? @spugsley has an employer? I thought you did freelance photography?

Frank

@KevinvanderVelden Oh, heck, no.

Powerlord

@GnomeSlice Basically anything gaming related is blocked.

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn Click it. You liked Rogue Legacy and Risk of Rain, right?

Kevin van der Velden

@Frank will you rule it with fluffy bunny slippers?

Frank

20:59

At best, my main rule will be, "Don't care what you do, as long as the job gets done."

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