The Bridge

Sterno

14:01

If @GnomeSlice does more Dark Souls, someone had better record it.

GnomeSlice

@Sterno I thought twitch auto recorded streams, but it looks like it didn't. sorry

Jutschge

@GnomeSlice you have to change it in the settings

Ben Brocka

@GnomeSlice I thought it did but you have to manually set them to not auto delete

Jutschge

A year ago it saved everything automatically. Now it's somewhere hidden

GnomeSlice

Fuck

Ben Brocka

14:02

Or is there an extra layer to that now?

GnomeSlice

"automatically archive broadcasts"

> Enabling this feature does not save your archives forever.

Hm no that's not it

Jutschge

@GnomeSlice twitch.tv/settings/channel -> Automatically archive broadcasts

well yes actually that's it xD

LessPop_MoreFizz

The best game on iOS us coming to Android, WinMo, and Vita.

GnomeSlice

It says it won't save them forever

Jutschge

It does somehow...

GnomeSlice

14:04

@LessPop_MoreFizz !

Ben Brocka

@GnomeSlice yes...that's it. Then you have to manually change each archive to "save forever"

Twitch really, REALLY does not want to save your archives

Jutschge

@GnomeSlice I think they are deleted if there aren't any views. I still got some recordings from 3 months ago

like 10 hour streams

Unionhawk

MBraedley

@LessPop_MoreFizz What game is it?!? No seriously, I can't view that link at work.

Lazers

0

Q: Easter Eggs, I wonder where they are

It is far from unusuall, that Blizzard dont apply Easter Eggs into their games. But I cant seem to find those in Hearthstone - if there are any. I read some discussions about the various Legendary Heroes, like Illidan, saying something different when played against Malfurion. Though Im not sure ...

hearthstone

GnomeSlice

14:05

@MBraedley King of Dragon Pass

user15026

@Lazers I don't like this.

Arperum

@Lazers Isn't that basically a list question?

Unionhawk

@Arperum You're a list question

3ventic

What's wrong with list questions if they're not too broad?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@3ventic nothing. But I think this one very well might be.

StrixVaria

14:11

Aren't list questions Not A Thing? (cc @GraceNote except this won't ping you come back to the Bridge please...)

3ventic

That's true.

LessPop_MoreFizz

If I didn't have a binding close vote, I'd be casting one.

fredley

@LessPop_MoreFizz Ditto

Jutschge

@3ventic Think about all the cards (Leroy Jenkins for example) and the whell where it could match you with "Your guildmaster"

Arperum

@Unionhawk Nope. That would be your face.

StrixVaria

14:12

@LessPop_MoreFizz What about your whole mod platform!?

fredley

God damn mod powers

LessPop_MoreFizz

> Nantucket is an island off the coast of Massachusetts, from which, according to legend, a man with genitals of alarming aspect once hailed.

Unionhawk

I cast one in your honor. It's at at least 3 now

Origami Robot

@StrixVaria Legs do drop even if you're in a different area

StrixVaria

@OrigamiRobot Nice.

GnomeSlice

14:14

►

Probably old

user15026

@GnomeSlice I know I've seen it but that doesn't mean much

Krazer

@Gnome youtube.com/watch?v=uY6xrEFh7WQ

user15026

@badp You should be happy, a lot of our stuff runs in Correct Earth Time :P

GnomeSlice

@Krazer ravey

Unionhawk

@AshleyNunn UTC+1?

Krazer

14:18

@GnomeSlice soundcloud.com/captstross/fan-fiction

Sterno

@OrigamiRobot I can't believe people honestly believe stuff like "my account must be bugged because my friend gets more legendaries than me"

4

user15026

@Unionhawk mhm

GnomeSlice

@Krazer This FantomenK guy seems pretty good, he's on bandcamp too. Thx

FEichinger

Oh, yay ... I am smart.

2

Sterno

I didn't realize that loot dropped for you if you weren't on the map, though.

Arperum

14:19

@FEichinger So much sarcasm.

FEichinger

(Half my cards are a mess because those half-inch printer rolls at the output are right where I put the QR code ...)

GnomeSlice

@Krazer This is awesome

StrixVaria

@Sterno Most loot doesn't. Just legs and chests, I think.

Sterno

Oh, okay.

> Split farming is okay, if that's what you really want to do. But I just wanted to make it clear that its easier to miss legendary drops doing this if you don't check the areas your party members have cleared. Sorry if that wasn't clear.

StrixVaria

I still owe @OrigamiRobot a Forgotten Soul.

He gave me a Shard of Hate yesterday.

Incentive to level up my Barbarian to 70.

Krazer

14:22

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Unionhawk

@FEichinger If your business cards don't include a coupon for a free hug on them, then I will be disappointed.

GnomeSlice

@Krazer [nsfw] amazing horse chiptune remix

FEichinger

@Unionhawk ಠ_ಠ

Unionhawk

@FEichinger I take that as a no then

Arperum

@Sterno us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/12427682983 for just a simple example.

Private Pansy

14:24

Oh god, I think I'm overdosing on orange juice

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice You'll probably want to put a NSFW tag on that if it's what I think it is.

Sterno

@StrixVaria Your shard of hate makes me hate you.

Wipqozn

not sure about @Krazer videos, I'm not watching either.

Arperum

because the items that drop aren't RNG or something ridiculous.

Unionhawk

ATTENTION THE ABOVE VIDEOS MAY INCLUDE A CARTOON HORSE PENIS WATCH AT YOUR DISCRETION

There. Tagged.

GnomeSlice

14:25

@Krazer Yours is better

@Krazer youtube.com/…

oh I fuct up my link and removed the actual link

bah

Krazer

@Unionhawk not mine~

Unionhawk

Operative word: MAY

GnomeSlice

@Krazer

►

Krazer

@Unionhawk That's next month

GnomeSlice

<3

Unionhawk

14:28

...

104

Q: How do I lick a plane?

A friend of mine told me that I would get an Achievement if I managed to lick the plane that's flying around in the world but, he won't tell me how to get close to it. I tried many different things. Jumping on trampolines won't get me high enough, and the only thing that looks high enough is the...

achievements goat-simulator

104

Sterno

They should give a Nephalem Valor type buff when you kill a rift boss, good only within that rift, to give you incentive to finish out the rift.

GnomeSlice

@Krazer Hey, the guy who did that horse chiptune you linked has a free album kompositkrut.bandcamp.com/album/1-sid-8-bit-scaled-down

FEichinger

@Unionhawk 105*

badp

@AshleyNunn that being the time London uses?

either way, CET aside, you must have landed a pretty good job. Grats!

Unionhawk

0

Q: Fastest way to earn free gems on Clash of Clans?

I'm aware that the only way to earn free gems is either from contests, leaderboards, or gift card earning apps. My focus is from gift card earning apps. This question may seem like it would generate some opinion based answers but I'm for certain that there has to be one app that stands out from ...

android clash-of-clans

> This question may seem like it would generate some opinion based answers but I'm for certain that there has to be one app that stands out from the rest.

ಠ_ಠ

user15026

14:35

@badp Thanks! :) I am quite happy. Especially because I am allowed to bug you all as part of my work :P

user15026

@Unionhawk facedesk

badp

@AshleyNunn outsourcing? :P

Unionhawk

"Say! Is anyone watching eSports event? Oh, tell me how that goes then!"

user15026

@badp Haha yeah - because you all know I know, well, not so much about the LoL/dota/SC2 stuff :P

FEichinger

@Unionhawk I love casting the first close vote while you're busy staring in chat.

Arperum

14:36

@AshleyNunn hands more face and desk for smashing

FEichinger

@Arperum Where do you buy your face?

badp

@AshleyNunn What's there to know? The faster you mash the better you're doing

GnomeSlice

Unionhawk

@FEichinger The stupid there was too bad to focus

badp

real players use multiple keyboards and mice to mash with each and every of their appendages

Arperum

14:39

@FEichinger I just found it. Probably thrown away by someone else.

user15026

@badp Need to know who wins.

badp

@AshleyNunn The ones who are mashing the hardest

Unionhawk

Also, I was between OT: Rec and POB, and I'm an indecisive person. Leave me alone.

user15026

@badp Thank you, you are very helpful :P

badp

@Unionhawk Are you evolving from Wrong to Neither Here Or There?

@AshleyNunn Please come again

GnomeSlice

14:43

=[

user15026

@GnomeSlice wtf

Jutschge

@AshleyNunn How to be successful in E-Sports. And I somehow feel like he even said it.

Unionhawk

@AshleyNunn tldrwikipedia.tumblr.com

user15026

Question!

user15026

If I am looking at SC2 results, is it like a best of x scenario?

GnomeSlice

14:45

Some of these are pretty funny but some of them are kinda fuct

5pike

Some are spot on

2

user15026

Like, for example, I have this result:

user15026

...Did CJ Entus win?

Unionhawk

I... Think so? I think wins are also indicated in bold too. Maybe. ¯\(°_o)/¯

FEichinger

14:50

@AshleyNunn Yes.

user15026

@FEichinger Perfect.

Unionhawk

damn escape character ruining everything

user15026

Thank you :D

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn It's essentially a Best of 5.

user15026

@FEichinger Excellent, that's what I thought. We were slightly confused, so I thoguht checking with you smart people would be good :D

Unionhawk

14:55

Ah. So CJ Entus won 3 matches (indicated by the green), and the 2 remaining matches weren't played because they already won the thing. It all makes sense. Learning!

FEichinger

@Unionhawk Yep.

5pike

@GnomeSlice Oh my, the one on Nagasaki is pretty ... dark

GnomeSlice

Yea

A couple of them are kinda fuct

user15026

@FEichinger Yay, that's what I thought. :D It is all making more sense now :D

LessPop_MoreFizz

@LessPop_MoreFizz I disagree; James Bond is regularly described as a womanizer, but he isn't violent toward women. Womanizers are simply nicer versions of players. — TylerH 2 hours ago

Ummmm... last I checked James Bond treats women like garbage.

FEichinger

15:01

Are we going to have a "what is violence?" conversation now? Because I'd like to leave before we do.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@FEichinger No, I'm not going to go there; I wouldn't call James Bonds behavior violent - except when, y'know, it is.

Yuki

I thought "womanizer" was a synonym for "player" and vice-versa?

LessPop_MoreFizz

But he's objectively a jerk and treats women like garbage.

@Yuki Yeah, and both have strongly negative connotations.

ANYWAY, I need to go out and do things.

So Bye Chat!

Krazer

@Yuki you could say that a 'player' is someone who is 'detached', meaning he or she doesn't care much about the partner, which doesn't imply he or she sleeps around, while a 'womanizer' is a man who sleeps around.

badp

@AshleyNunn I would however check the tourney rules to understand what's special about the tiebreaker ace math

Martin Sojka

15:06

Well, George Lazenby was a rather decent James Bond.

user15026

@badp Is there a place to find those rules? (aka will each site list the rules of each tourney or do I have to find those separately)

badp

@AshleyNunn I'm afraid you'll have to do some forum/google hunting yourself here

3ventic

...

badp

wrong room lel

3ventic

Wrong window active lel

user15026

15:09

@badp That's okay :) I can look it up, I have the skills

badp

@AshleyNunn go you!

Unionhawk

I hate when that happens

user15026

My work really likes my "I can find things" skills

user15026

(seriously I feel like a pro)

fredley

Please nobody say lel ever

pls

Unionhawk

15:10

-lel

3ventic

I'm tempted to say it in combination with the X-smiley

user15026

@3ventic no.

Unionhawk

xD

3

badp

@fredley lyl

fredley

@badp Acceptable

MOD ABU..oh wait

3ventic

15:13

self abuse?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@3ventic Most religious institutions frown upon that behavior.

3ventic

...yeah

Ronan Forman

room topic changed to The Bridge: General Arqade chat room, wherein you are hereby allowed to be Wrong on the Internet so long as you're not any more awful than Wipqozn, and that's a tall order. It's true! [-context] [goats] [lazers] [-lel] [lifehack] [maximum-overjin] [murder]

badp

YOU CAN'T SAY SE WITHOUT SAYING MOD ABUSE

wait

3ventic

lol

Ronan Forman

15:15

@badp Other way round, you can't spell mod abuse without SE.

Unless you spell it wrong of course.

badp

@RonanForman that doesn't make as much sense

Ronan Forman

@badp It means you can't mod abuse elsewhere...?

badp

@RonanForman that would be terrible!

we can't keep all of the mod abuse for ourselves.

Ronan Forman

We have the monopoly on mod abuse!

badp

No! Mod abuse wants to be free!

►

(NSFH)

(seriously I know no one who can match his epic singing skills)

Yuki

15:21

@badp I like how "epic" is a quality-independent adjective.

badp

@Yuki So are "record setting", "extraordinary", "amazing", "stunning", etc.

spugsley

IAN BOUGHT ME A TABLET FOR MY BIRTHDAY

badp

which one?

spugsley

I AM ON MY SHINY NEW TABLET

ASUS TRANSFORMER T100

badp

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TABLET IT IS BEFORE I CAN WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

IT IS THE LAW OF THE INTERNET

@spugsley THANKS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

spugsley

15:23

IT IS BEAUTIFUL AND SHINY

Panic Bomb

T100? Is this how Terminators started?

Origami Robot

@Arperum I was looking for this post the other day.

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot I HAS A TABLET NAO

Origami Robot

Apr 8 at 14:37, by Origami Robot

@Sterno I saw that one. Did you see the one who was saying "Don't tell me RNG hates me because RNG only has to do with the ranges of affixes and not what affixes are present or what legendaries drop"

Lazers

0

Q: Minecraft pe auth protected?

I registered into the server and was authenticated by using /register and I haven't been on the server since and when I just tried to go onto it, I forgot my password and it won't let me reregister? What do I do?

minecraft minecraft-pocket-edition

user15026

15:26

@spugsley oooh pretty :D

Origami Robot

@spugsley I don't care bout no tablets!

TABLETS AND LAPTOPS ARE LAME

DESKTOPS ONLY

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot IT IS MY BIRTHDAY TELL ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY

7

Origami Robot

@spugsley WHAT IF I CALL YOU A POOP INSTEAD?

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MBraedley

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, @spugsley!

user15026

15:28

@spugsley HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIDGE WIFE. <3 makes cake

3

spugsley

YES CAKE GIVE IT TO MEEEEE

Origami Robot

Birthdays are just an excuse to eat whatever you want and I don't give enough fucks to need an excuse in that department.

Kevin van der Velden

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @spugsley!

spugsley

:D

user15026

@spugsley gives you all the cake

agent86

15:37

@spugsley happy birthday! may the new year bring you joy and success.

FEichinger

Happy Birthday and all ...

spugsley

@FEichinger thank you :3

FEichinger

BUTT

spugsley

BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS

agent86

HEY I DEMAND A THANKS

spugly pls :(

spugsley

15:41

THANK YOUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

agent86

that's better. we now return you to your birthday celebration, already in progress.

Krazer

spugsley

CAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Krazer

happy cake day~

MBraedley

@spugsley ... is a lie

spugsley

15:42

My mother in law is making me a homemade red velvet cake :D

Lazers

0

Q: Are weapons (or the iron sword specifically) consumed by embarking with them in A Dark Room?

Whenever I take a freshly-forged iron sword with me on my adventures down the dusty path, it's gone when I return. I'm not getting any messages that it's breaking, etc, and I'm using it throughout that journey, but when I get back, it tells me I have no iron swords, and have to make a new one fo...

a-dark-room

Krazer

spugsley

@Krazer :333333333333

@OrigamiRobot Did you give Artie enough food for today and tomorrow morning/afternoon?

Origami Robot

@spugsley He had a full bowl of food

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot good thank you :D

John

15:53

@spugsley Happy birthday!

Lazers

0

Q: I missed Vincent before talking to Sepiroth in the Shinra Mansion. Can I still recruit him?

I opened the safe in Shinra Mansion and talked to Sepiroth but forgot to talk to Vincent beforehand. Do I have to force an unexpected shutdown of the game or can I still recruit him?

final-fantasy-7

badp

(fffffffffffffffffff)

I don't know when I last saved

spugsley

@badp I know a good fix for this

badp

@spugsley I ALREADY TOLD YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY

spugsley

@badp don't play Final Fantasy

badp

16:00

that's an even worse fix

agent86

wishing @spugsley happy birthday: fixes your game issues and cures cancer. TRY IT TODAY

badp

loses eleventy hours of progress

Tim Stone

I'll exchange you one "Happy Birthday" for one slice of cake. SPECIAL BEST DEAL JUST FOR YOU LIMITED TIME OFFER.

spugsley

@TimStone NO CAKE FOR YOU

badp

@TimStone why forego the best value offer?

Tim Stone

16:03

UNACCEPTABLU

badp

Say Happy Birthday 500 times for 2,000 slices of cake.

It's a 3,500 Happy Birthday Value!

spugsley

:o

Panic Bomb

Say Happy Birthday 200 times while dodging lightning

spugsley

and the scorpions that I throw

agent86

scorpions ftl :(

did you also unleash armadillos on my back lawn? if so, you might be in the running for new nemesis (better step up your game @wip)

spugsley

16:07

@agent86 pssssh armadillos. As if

agent86

@spugsley they're vicious

armadillos give no fucks

spugsley

@agent86 you know what else is vicious? Brown recluse black widow hybrids that are genetically modified to be as large as a goat. But no worries, you'll know soon enough

agent86

@spugsley NOPE.AVI

spugsley

@agent86 oh and they give negative fucks

FEichinger

@spugsley o.ô

@spugsley ô.o

agent86

16:10

@spugsley anti-fucks? like they react with regular fucks to create fucksplosions?

spugsley

@FEichinger I carefully developed them in your underbed

Unionhawk

@FEichinger You should be happy @spugsley likes you

spugsley

@Unionhawk yes if he wasn't cute and grumpy, he'd have many more problems

FEichinger

@Unionhawk Why is it always the pretty-darn-insane ones that like me?

Lazers

0

Q: what is a CM teleport?

In this twitter conversation Reference is made to a "CM Teleport". What does that mean? What does CM stand for in this context?

world-of-warcraft

Arperum

16:13

@FEichinger Otherwise it wouldn't be fun.

agent86

@FEichinger sane, beautiful, available - pick 2.

FEichinger

@Arperum ...

Do you know my grumpy face? Because I'm making my grumpy face right now.

badp

FEichinger

@badp No, this is not the grumpy face.

badp

GnomeSlice

16:20

kickstarter.com/projects/1206403106/…

down to the wire

Panic Bomb

I'd be extremely surprised if that didn't make it

GnomeSlice

Goat Simulator here I come

user15026

16:35

Trying to explain how to set up 2 Factor Auth is....hard.

MBraedley

@AshleyNunn Who to and for what service?

StrixVaria

@GnomeSlice Guess I'm giving this money.

Tim Stone

spins the wheel to decide who to ignore...

BlueBug

hey generous souls of internet on The Bridge, could anyone kindly explain to me how can I quote someone's previous chat? I would so much appreciate.

badp

@BlueBug Each message has a permalink

MBraedley

16:40

@BlueBug Left hand menu

BlueBug

1 min ago, by BlueBug

hey generous souls of internet on The Bridge, could anyone kindly explain to me how can I quote someone's previous chat? I would so much appreciate.

badp

Yes.

BlueBug

lovley thank you both <3

MBraedley

@BlueBug np

StrixVaria

@GnomeSlice Ugh now I'm going to be sad if this doesn't get funded. Dammit @GnomeSlice

Ben Brocka

16:41

If robots revolt it's because we made them play free to play games

Arperum

@BenBrocka I would revolt too.

Lazers

0

Q: Is there a way to turn off the overlay map toggle?

When you press "Tab" the overlay map will show up on your screen. Is there a way to have this be a "hold" feature instead of a "toggle" feature?

diablo-3

badp

@StrixVaria The chances are pretty low.

$175,255 pledged of $180,000 goal
39 hours to go

oh wait. Hours not days.

Still, it should be doable...

StrixVaria

Most stuff gets a big boost at the end IIRC.

It'll probably make it.

Panic Bomb

$5,000 in nearly two days should be no problem at all.

And yeah, that.

GnomeSlice

16:44

okay all my fears were unfounded

I love goat simulator

badp

in-before $179,999

user15026

@MBraedley Just in general. :) (It's one of those things I know how to do, but trying to remember all teh bits to explain to someone not me is hard)

SaintWacko

@GnomeSlice Is it still online multiplayer only?

badp

@AshleyNunn is it? The actual set up process is pretty easy... get the app, scan the code.

Of course you need to get the code to scan first and to get to the stage where you can scan the code, and those differ from app to app, from site to site

Panic Bomb

I like the ones where they just send you an SMS. I'll set that up on literally any site if it offers it

user15026

16:46

@badp Yeah, that's where it is breaking down. Especially because some people have android and one is using blackberry

badp

@PanicBomb my mobile being on is kind of a coin flip and the text delivery delays usually are annoying

also the text memory is typically full...

checks his mobile yup, no battery

Ben Brocka

@SaintWacko there's single player but no local multi IIRC

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