The Bridge

Frank

23:00

@MBraedley ABC?

GnomeSlice

hrm it was on cbr 1000

FEichinger

@Yuki ... It's too late for me to parse that sentence.

Lazers

-1

Q: What are some fun things to do in Skyrim?

I just want to know what some fun things to do on skyrim are... Also I have all the DLCs so if it is anything to do with them, then I am ok with it.

skyrim

GnomeSlice

@3ventic any better now?

give it a sec to come online

Origami Robot

Is @GnomeSlice streaming DS?

Arperum

23:04

@FEichinger You never sleep, there is no such thing as "too late" for you.

FEichinger

@Arperum There is. My lack of sleep and my time-based lack of brain capacity have no correlation.

Unionhawk

Seriously @FEi?

Feb 18 at 3:37, 2 minutes total – 14 messages, 5 users, 0 stars

Bookmarked Feb 18 at 3:40 by Unionhawk

Chippies

@GnomeSlice it's slightly better than it was, but it's still unwatchable

Arperum

@Unionhawk I was supposed to be afk by the time you got back. seems like that failed already...

Origami Robot

@Unionhawk Everything is true. Even false things are true.

GnomeSlice

23:06

ffs

how is the quality

could I lower it more or would it be ablurry mess

Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot Shouldn't you like, explode at that statement? Or has fiction lied to me about robots?

Origami Robot

@Unionhawk Why should I explode?

Arperum

@Unionhawk He's some kind of a wheatley. That gives immunity.

FEichinger

@Unionhawk It all makes perfect sense.

GnomeSlice

fuck I died

Chippies

23:09

@GnomeSlice it's pretty blurry, but watchable if the fps wasn't shit

it's like a compressed 360p youtube video

MBraedley

@Frank Not the story of the three letters, as in three written notes. Although you were supposed to be handed three letters by your predecessor.

Wipqozn

It;s offlinefor me @GnomeSlice.

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn I'm changing a setting

Give me a sec

Unionhawk

STREAM CRASH EVERYBODY PANIC

GnomeSlice

It was not optimised for twitch apparently

Wipqozn

23:11

I don't think your internet is optimized for anything.

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn @Chippies it will be online again in 20-30 secs

hopefully a little smoother

Wipqozn

CHOP LEVEL: MAXIMUM

Chippies

@GnomeSlice whatever you did - it's worse now

Wipqozn

I think you should just give up.

GnomeSlice

@Chippies wtf

Chippies

23:13

it updates more often, but at least before it updated in bursts of frames

now it's just a single frame every few seconds

GnomeSlice

ffs

keyframe interval is 2 seconds

RedRiderX

OH NOES TROI IS GOING DOWN

GnomeSlice

k ffs let me put it back

Wipqozn

I think the problemiis your is too slow. You'd be better off just recording it and then doing some editing to show su the highlights.

or you could just play the game and not worry about recording it

Chippies

> Perform a Speedtest to find your upload speed. Set your Max Bitrate to a little bit underneath that.If you have a 1.50mbps upload, Max Bitrate is good around 1000 - 1100.

GnomeSlice

23:14

I streamed just cause before

Chippies

from the quick setup guide

GnomeSlice

@Chippies I set the bitrarte to 500

I streamed this before

►

and it came out perfectly fine

Chippies

@GnomeSlice are you by any chance streaming from a laptop?

GnomeSlice

no

@Chippies @Wipqozn how does it look now (when it comes up again)

Chippies

@GnomeSlice it's better, but still unwatchable

Wipqozn

23:17

It'll be smooth for a few seconds, then choppy.

Chippies

it gives you like a second of normal fps and then like 4 seconds frozen

GnomeSlice

then don't watch it

Wipqozn

Like I said before, it's your internet that's the bottleneck I think

Chippies

@GnomeSlice okay

GnomeSlice

I guess I can't do it

=[

Chippies

23:18

@GnomeSlice try setting everything to shittiest quality possible

if it works fine, then raise it from there

if it doesn't then you can't do it

Wipqozn

I was confused why I kept hearing pings without messages until I realized it was coming from @GnomeSlice's stream.

GnomeSlice

so 1 bitrate

yeah right

Wipqozn

whoa, now I know what gnome sounds liek

Chippies

set it to like 50 bitrate

Wipqozn

Oh, you got past the tauras demon, @GnomeSlice?

Chippies

23:19

I'm sure there are other settings you can change as well

GnomeSlice

I had help

my friend had me summon him

the mp in this game sucks ass

you can't just join your friend

Origami Robot

SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE I CAN SEE THIS

Chippies

@GnomeSlice does DS still require you to install gfwl?

Wipqozn

I just heard @GnomeSlice say "Dickweed, get wrecked". My life is complete.

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3ventic

You'll want to get DS Connect fix..

Wipqozn

23:20

@OrigamiRobot twitch.tv/gnomeslice

3ventic

@Chippies yep, it uses it

Chippies

@3ventic does it use it still? because I heard they were removing it

GnomeSlice

dark souls crashed

Wipqozn

haahha, I love watching people play dark souls

Coronus

This is highly entertaining. :)

GnomeSlice

23:21

wow my computer crashed

Wipqozn

It's funnier when it's not yous swearing and breaking your controller.

Origami Robot

My cat hates @GnomeSlice's swearing

GnomeSlice

I can't interact with anything

Chippies

ooh Gnome is cussing

Wipqozn

The important thing is that the stream is still up

LessPop_MoreFizz

23:21

There was some pretty nice attention to detail in that wedding scene: m.imgur.com/a/2DtPH

Origami Robot

Oh nevermind, he sees a bug

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Chippies so what you're saying is that it's Monday?

Wipqozn

@Chippies It's impossible to play Dark Souls without cursing.

Chippies

@LessPop_MoreFizz Yep, that's exactly what I said. Just different wording

GnomeSlice

I had to restart it

LessPop_MoreFizz

23:23

@Chippies both occur with roughly similar frequency and predictability.

Wipqozn

I don't even care the strea is too choppy.The commentary makes it worth while.

GnomeSlice

I fuct up the game somehow

is it still broadcasting?

Chippies

@LessPop_MoreFizz I think Gnome's cussing happens with a much higher frequency

Origami Robot

@GnomeSlice give a shoutout to @Wipqozn

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice "I know I died, fuck"

RedRiderX

23:23

@GnomeSlice Just stopped

GnomeSlice

K one sec

I restarted the game

couldn't use RT

Coronus

I got sound coming through

GnomeSlice

has it come back?

Wipqozn

It never went down.

We're watching you try to sign in.

RedRiderX

Wow Dark Souls seems like an enjoyable experience.

Coronus

23:27

So, I got called in for yet another interview with this company I applied for.

@RedRiderX It's certainly fun to watch other people play, especially when "other people" is @Gnome

Wipqozn

@RedRiderX It is. It's a fantastic game.

SaintWacko

Wait, how is @GnomeSlice streaming?

5

Wipqozn

gnome has the best trash talk.

@SaintWacko Magic.

@GnomeSlice is a musical genius. I can see the carnival in front of me.

Origami Robot

@SaintWacko Poorly

Wipqozn

The video is choppy, but the sound is fine. Whic is good, because the highlights are definitely @GnomeSlice commentary.

@GnomeSlice Okay, we'll stop.

RedRiderX

23:29

@GnomeSlice Why?

@GnomeSlice Is there a reason?

Coronus

What, stop pinging @GnomeSlice?

3

Origami Robot

DAMMIT I KEEP HEARING GNOME'S PINGS AND THINK THEY'RE MINE

4

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot ME TOO

RedRiderX

ME TOO

Wipqozn

This is easily the highlight of my day.

@GnomeSlice he next bonfire is pretty close. Far enough for you to die, but close.

Frank

23:34

@MBraedley Oh, right, I remember that story now.

Nope, no letters.

RedRiderX

@GnomeSlice What!?

@GnomeSlice We wouldn't do that!

Coronus

I hope this becomes a daily occurrence. Following @GnomeSlice

Origami Robot

@Wipqozn His health is really low

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot Yeha, he's fucked.

there he goes

@GnomeSlice: Once you kill the boar he should stay dead.

Origami Robot

@Wipqozn That Balder Knight would have killed him anyway.

Frank

23:36

Little bit of drama alert: cc @Sterno @SaintWacko

RedRiderX

Note to Self: turn down sound when @GnomeSlice has low health

Origami Robot

@GnomeSlice Get the Balder Side Sword and do a Dex build

I wonder if he ignored me yet.

@Wipqozn tell him to do a Dex build!

You know how good it is!

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot I love dex builds.

But @GnomeSlice might need a shield....

Origami Robot

@Wipqozn Dex builds use shields!

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot Not well.

Also the great scythe is awesome. I love it.

Origami Robot

23:38

@Wipqozn What are you even talking about?

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot Most of the good shields have high strength requirement.

MBraedley

Does chat no longer open links in a new tab, or is it just mobile chrome?

Origami Robot

@Wipqozn Those are super heavy and bad.

Wipqozn

I think @GnomeSlice just called me a dick. How rude.

@OrigamiRobot They also have high stability. Or whatever it's called for shields. Point is they use less stamina and don't knock you back as much.

MBraedley

What game is @GnomeSlice playing?

RedRiderX

23:41

Dark Souls 1 I think

Origami Robot

@Wipqozn Rolling > Blocking

Unionhawk

Dark Souls

Wipqozn

HAAHAHAH I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN I SAW HIM GO UP THERE

@OrigamiRobot I agree 110%. But gnome doesn't seem to be having much luck with rolling... although that's probably because he's wearing full knight armour.

ahyeah, that's the heavy roll.

Yeah, @GnomeSlice should just take off all his armour and get his full roll.

Origami Robot

@Wipqozn So stop encouraging his bad behavior!

Full roll is best roll

Wipqozn

Yup. I love having all the roll.

RedRiderX

23:43

@GnomeSlice Yes you did

Heheh

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice: Yes. Your roll depends on your encumbrance,.

The less weight you have equipped the faster and longer your roll is @GnomeSlice.

@GnomeSlice readt this when you have a chance

tl;dr less equip load = better rolling and faster stamina recovery.

RedRiderX

TASHA YAR IS DEAD!?!?!?

3

Wipqozn

@RedRiderX Yes. Her actress wanted to leave the show because she didn't like the way her character was being developed. That is to say Seasons 1 and 2 of TNG were crap and she knew it.

FEichinger

@RedRiderX Ah, it's beautiful to revisit the first-time-watching experience by proxy. :P

RedRiderX

:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@Wipqozn OMG YOU JUST RUINED IT EVEN MORE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Unionhawk

23:49

@Wipqozn is the best at ruining things

RedRiderX

PLEASE DONT TEL ME TROI IS GOING TO DIE TOO

Wipqozn

Ned Stark dies.

@RedRiderX ugh, no. I wish she would.

RedRiderX

@Wipqozn :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GnomeSlice

k how the crap do I kill the boar

Wipqozn

Troi is the worst character. Heck, you can't even call Troi a character because she has no personality aside from being useless.

RedRiderX

23:51

@Wipqozn HOW IS SHE USELESS SHE IS AN EMPATH

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice Lure it to the end of it's aggro range. Run in beind get a couple hits then lure it back again.

@RedRiderX Who points out the obvious.

FEichinger

@RedRiderX That's ... pretty much why, actually. You'll see.

RedRiderX

@Wipqozn YEAH I GUESS

Wipqozn

"HEY GUYS, THAT KLINGON SMASHING THE FURNITURE IS ANGRY!"

Gnomeslice reminds me of Jessie from breaking bad

RedRiderX

@Wipqozn I WASNT GOING TO SAY BUT YEAH

Wipqozn

23:52

@GnomeSlice You might have an easier time fi you run past the dragon. You'll be able to open that gate. Shorter trip.

RedRiderX

OMG TASHA YAR IS STILL DEAD

Wipqozn

There's also a bonfire right past the dragon.

RedRiderX

AAAAAAHHH

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn WHAT DRAGON

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice on the bridge

@GnomeSlice Okay you missed it then.

StrixVaria

23:54

IS @GnomeSlice STILL STREAMING WHAT IS THE URL?

Wipqozn

Okay when you go up from that bonfire you spawn out, and you're under the bridge area, look for a ladder.

@StrixVaria Gnomeslice is streaming Dark Souls

10

StrixVaria

dat framerate

Coronus

@StrixVaria I don't even need to look at it to be entertained.

Wipqozn

I've never seen someone trash talk barrels before.

7

StrixVaria

@GnomeSlice Can you say "Dickweed, get wrecked" again?

5

Wipqozn

23:58

HE SAID IT

StrixVaria

> Get on my level.

Seriously @FEi?

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