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17:00
There are things worth discussing about Castle?
New game announcement from the creators of Guacamelee
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@Yuki I am so far behind but perhaps I will try to get caught up :)
bwahahaha
I hate those fancy restaurants with a guy who sits around in the restroom with you
It results in a lot of awkward not-peeing.
@Yuki Typically, yes.
17:05
No more awkward than any other person in the bathroom.
@Sterno Low-quality restaurants have those people, except they're not employees.
Until you wash your hand and they try to hand you a towel or w/e. That's when it gets awkward
@OrigamiRobot Except he's specifically paid to make you not pee
At least when I'm in there with other people who are peeing, we're all in there to do the same thing.
I don't care what they're doing. Other people in the bathroom are always awkward.
@Sterno maybe they're constipated
17:07
Raise your hand if you've swallowed sadness and shame while flushing the urinal and walking away even though you didn't pee.
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In fact, I think there are more chances for more awkwardness from other bathroom patrons than from attendants.
@Sterno Using a urinal is your problem there.
Also, I've wiped baby butts. One wipe is a lie.
@Sterno Those wipes are for gentleman poops, not baby poops.
Everyone knows gentleman don't poop.
such a crazy looking axe :O
17:11
That's supposed to be an axe? o_O
Boob plates in armor are so stupid.
@Unionhawk 2H axe
I wonder how far off I've gone in terms of TL:DR;
@Chippies It looks like a Final Fantasy sword
Skyrim with the Cyberith Virtualizer + Oculus Rift + Wiimote:
@Chippies I really like that shield.
Ah.
Damn
@badp You did it wrong. Proper procedure is to post on Arqade first, have it closed, get mad about it, and then have someone helpful tell you to ask on reddit. YOU TOOK A SHORTCUT
@Chippies :O is that the bounty axe?
@Sterno Arqade doesn't do tables
also I did ask on Arqade
chat.arqade, anyway
17:13
@Krazer I... don't remember. Wife got it, and I took it for transmog, so it can't be from a bounty.
DOESN'T COUNT
TIL @badp is a Formula1 fan.
@Wipqozn I do follow it.
@Chippies oh! Skywarden and the Hallowed set shield!
@Krazer all the fancy stuff on me is fake, it's just transmogs :(
17:22
@Chippies the fancy stuff are too hard to get
@Krazer or when you get it, it's worse than your yellow stuff :/
like my shield and fancy looking axe
@Chippies Oh, you got that axe too?
And is the shield Akarat's Awakening?
@Yuki my wife got it, I just took it for transmog
@Chippies Ah. It's pretty awesome, both in looks and gameplay.
@Yuki Hallowed Bulkwark
17:27
@Chippies Oh, that's clever. I hadn't thought about that
On kill, chance to recover 25% of primary resource makes for fast mob skills with Blessed Shield.
@SaintWacko whenever someone in party gets a legendary I don't have, I ask to hold it for transmog
@Yuki I don't have your fancy shield, so I use blessed hammer instead and I never have problems with wrath :)
and the axe had worse stats than what I'm using
but it's nice for transmog
it's not very fancy, but I have yet to find a better weapon...
@Chippies is the bleed useful?
@LessPop_MoreFizz A local bar (or strip club... I'm not sure) has installed a bitcoin ATM. Just thought you'd want to know.
@Yuki I got a 1-handed flail that made Blessed Shield free.
I salvaged it.
17:34
@Krazer it does add a nice DoT
not the most useful stat, but it does help a bit
@StrixVaria It's the only 1hander I would ever possibly consider equpping.
Wee! Lunch break on first day.
@Frank What's for lunch?
I think I want to try using a Crusader with a fast 1-handed weapon and see if that makes him more fun.
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@Frank I totally forgot my lunch today :( and I can't really leave because like ten million sports are finishing soon :P
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17:36
So tomorrow I will be better prepared. I am glad I grabbed a giant breakfast :D
@Krazer That seems pretty good.
Is there any way to lower the difficulty in Dark Souls?
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I wish the star list etc could scroll independently so I could see more stars on this tiny screen
17:38
@AshleyNunn Ctrl -
@StrixVaria I can't wait to find this and tell you about it right before I salvage it
user15026
@GnomeSlice Then I won't be able to read anything, I already have chat set to really zoomed out :P
@OrigamiRobot I would only hate you forever if you found it in the same game as me and did that.
I have only bought helms from Kadala all weekend.
@StrixVaria That would be too mean.
@Krazer KFC
17:39
But that's unlikely since YOU'RE ALWAYS IN A FULL PARTY!
@OrigamiRobot I have never once been able to finish a rift without someone joining the game.
k fuck dark souls
I can't even get past the first skeletons in the firelink whatever
@GnomeSlice before the the catacombs?
@Krazer shrug I'm outside and there's a giant bird on a wall and some skeletons in a graveyard along a cliff
@GnomeSlice you're not supposed to go to the graveyard
17:44
@Chippies There's stuff there for me to take
user15026
@Frank So jelly
Also, I finally forced myself to read enough of the 2nd Mistborn book for me to be interested. cc @StrixVaria @Frank
I can kick the first two over the edge but the next two always kill me
@GnomeSlice run through, pick up the stuff, leave
@Chippies what, why
I need to learn to fight
17:44
@OrigamiRobot Woo!
@GnomeSlice how about you learn to fight on stuff that's NOT meant for later game?
@Chippies ?? It's the first level
no one fights those skeletons at first, you WILL die
@StrixVaria The alternative was talk to my sister on a 5 hour car ride. I chose the less painful option.
17:45
@GnomeSlice have you considered looking around? graveyard is not the only path
They told me to go up to ring a bell or something
@GnomeSlice so you went down instead
@Chippies No, I went up
@OrigamiRobot Just thinking about reading during a car ride is making me feel like I have to vomit.
@GnomeSlice graveyard is not up
17:46
@Chippies Yes it is.
There's a ruined building with some water in it
then you go out along the cliff
If I look at my phone for more than 5 seconds to look something up while the car is moving, I have to lean back and take deep breaths to recover.
I hate it.
and there's a graveyard
with some shit in it
I don't get any kind of motion sick.
@OrigamiRobot Jealous.
@Krazer how's a skin so much more different than a hat?
17:47
Reading while in a car just makes me sleepy.
@GnomeSlice go back to the fireplace, look in the opposite direction of the sitting dude while standing next to the fireplace. GO THAT WAY
But just being in a car makes me sleepy.
@Chippies That goes down
I want to go up
@GnomeSlice sigh
he said I could go up or down
17:47
@StrixVaria My wife's the same way. She has to be the one who drives everywhere or she gets sick just from riding. She also had to lay down once for about 2 hours to recover after watching about 2 minutes of me playing Portal.
@badp hats are multi-functional
@StrixVaria you're a native English speaker so voice search shouldn't hate you
@StrixVaria Can you sleep in a car while it's moving?
@Sterno I can play Portal without getting sick at all. I can also be the passenger in a car as long as I'm looking out the front window without issue.
As long as whatever I'm looking at in the car is also moving, I'm fine.
I can play actiony phone games without getting sick.
17:48
@StrixVaria She might be able to play Portal, though hasn't tried. It was the watching of me playing that got her.
It's when I look down at my phone or at a book in my lap while the car is moving that I get sick.
But if it stops moving I get sick
@badp I guess as long as I have it dictate the answer back to me...
@OrigamiRobot Yes.
@StrixVaria Huh, weird.
I don't get motion sick from trying to sleep in a moving car, but I do have mini panic attacks since I generally don't trust other drivers.
17:52
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Q: What stats do different damage types scale off of?

QuinmaI have seen lots of controversy about this when it comes to fire (pyromancy) saying it is Int AND Fai and other say it is Int OR Fai. I am assuming that spells like dark and fire are based off the same stats as added fire or dark weapon damage. Here is what I think and would like to verify: No...

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@StrixVaria I tend to do the same - especially when certain people are driving. But ever since the accident I was in a couple winters ago, I find I am super twitchy in a car
@GnomeSlice when you're at the fireplace, go towards the big mountain thing and walk to the right next to it, there's a path that goes up towards a bridge
I never get scared when other people are driving. I don't know why.
how many fucking skeletons are in this place
I'm kicking them all over the edge of the cliff
fuck I fell off
I hate this game
@Wipqozn @OrigamiRobot @DarkSoulsPeople: How fucked are you if you lose all your souls to some bullshit?
17:56
@GnomeSlice Dark Souls?
@Chippies I went towards the mountain
@StrixVaria If you search with voice it should speak at least the first result back
@Wipqozn yes
@badp I will try this out at some point.
of course if the first hit is not a card, that might not be helpful
17:56
Searching with voice always feels super awkward, though, especially if there's anyone else nearby.
@StrixVaria It sucks, but you just get them back by killing enemies.
@GnomeSlice did you see the bridge? That's where you're supposed to go
so it would work for "nearby bakery" but not for "harry potter fanfics"
@StrixVaria It's not a big deal. You just get souls by killing enemies, so you can always get back what you lose.
Given that you probably search for "harry potter fanfics" on a daily basis, that might be a deal breaker
17:58
Ok, that doesn't sound as bad as I was led to believe.
@Chippies No, there's no bridge
What sucks is when you get locked into the backstab animation and the target falls of a cliff in the middle of it and you're pulled to your doom because the animation pushed them forward a tiny bit.
@GnomeSlice There isn't? suddenly dies of asphyxiation
@StrixVaria It was worse in Demon's souls, since dying also resulted in you losing half your health. You just need to be careful about not running around wih a bunch of souls. Spend your souls when you have a chance, and don't run around with several levels worth of souls.
@GnomeSlice it's so difficult to find Dark Souls videos now, every video is for DS2 now :/
17:59
@StrixVaria Plus 90% of the time when you lose souls it'll be in an area you're exploring for the first time, so all the souls you lost are what you just gained from getting to th epoint where you died anyways.
@StrixVaria Losing souls isn't the bad part of dying. It's losing progress. Like, distance.
@OrigamiRobot I see.
@StrixVaria: Also, when you die you leave behind a bloodstain. If you get back to where you died before dying again you get back all your souls. You only lose your souls "for good" if you die before getting that bloodstain.
@Wipqozn I did know that part.
I just figured that there will be times where you die again before you make it back.
Generally due to "some bullshit" as expressed earlier.
18:01
Losing souls is more of a nuisance than anything.
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There will be, but it's not a big deal.
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@Chippies what game is that?
@Alex Dark Souls
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thanks
18:02
omg giant skeletons
@GnomeSlice Did you go down into the graveyard?
I don't know why I'm just suddenly having the urge to play Dark Souls.
I don't want to have this urge.
I made it to 'catacombs' that time and then fell into a pit
@StrixVaria It's a good urge.
@Wipqozn Did you get wrecked in the graveyard?*
FIFY
18:03
@GnomeSlice You're going the wrong way. The graveyard area is a lot game area.
Have any of you Dark Souls people ever played Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver?
@StrixVaria I did a long time ago, but I don't remeber anything about the game.
@Wipqozn You now owe the internet oracle the alot of game area.
@StrixVaria I have, not a lot, but I have
The whole reason you can gain access to the graveyard area early on is to teach you that there are some areas you'll have access to early on but are too difficult for you to handle yet.
user58869
18:04
i played it on playstation 2
I really, really liked the aesthetic and design of Soul Reaver.
I feel like Dark Souls is similar.
@Alex I thought it was on psone
maybe it had a ps2 version as well
teaching through level design is best teaching.
@StrixVaria have you played Dark Souls?
user58869
well... maybe it was, but i have a ps2 and i played it on there, i also think i might have played it on pc
18:05
@Chippies No.
user58869
definately played it on ps2 though
user58869
my ps2 is in a box somewhere and hasn't seen the light of day for a long time
@StrixVaria from what I remember, Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver was more puzzle'ish and the combat was more or less button mashing
@badp Fuck. I just went back and noticed that.
@Chippies Oh yeah, the gameplay probably isn't comparable at all.
18:05
@Wipqozn Teaching through level design would be "areas marked with a skull are too dangerous for you"
I just mean the way it looks; the world seems aesthetically similar.
@GnomeSlice: You want to go towards the area featured in @Chippies picture.
@StrixVaria ah, yeah, the aesthetics are somewhat similar I guess
@Chippies Button mashing is pretty much what I'd call Dark Souls. You just have to wait for an opening to start the mashing.
There's nothing in the actual level that's trying to teach anything from what I hear
18:06
I wish Legacy of Kain came out when I was a little older so I could have actually enjoyed it more.
That's what I mean.
In other news, home time!
@Wipqozn yes, that's the level being formed and shaped and designed with lessons in mind
@OrigamiRobot I wouldn't call it mashing, if you mash the buttons you'll certainly die
You're trying to argue that the lack of those affordances is also teaching the player
@Chippies I mashed the buttons in every boss fight.
If I didn't, I'd die.
18:09
@GnomeSlice should stream himself playing Dark Souls.
If he had Internet.
Here is every Dark Souls fight: roll, roll, roll, block, block block, roll, block, block, roll, PRESSALLTHEATTACKBUTTONSOMG, roll, block, repeat
oh. good ole stunlocks
@OrigamiRobot For me it was block, circle, circle, circle, block, circle, circle, backstab.
@Sterno If you could get the backstabbing to work properly, sure.
Of course I could.
backstabbing with a giant club didn't look ridiculous at all, either
18:11
For me, all my backstabs were more like sidestabs.
Oh good the urge to buy Dark Souls is gone.
I got tired of trying to find out what insane angle the game counted as "behind" for each enemy and just used my above method.
Oh, we're talking about Dark Souls? :D
@OrigamiRobot that's not really what button mashing is, imho. And if you roll that much and block that much, you'd be dead because you just ran out of stamina and tried to attack.
@Chippies I left out all the "wait" actions.
18:16
@OrigamiRobot well then it's not really button mashing, imho
you're pressing buttons to do well timed actions
@Chippies " You just have to wait for an opening to start the mashing."
usually attacking more than twice at once would get you killed
so, pressing a button twice isn't really mashing
unless by "button mashing" you just mean "pressing buttons really hard"
Wait for an opening, mash attack buttons until they recover, repeat
That is button mashing.
@OrigamiRobot and they usually recover within 2-3 attacks, or your stamina runs out
and you often need to roll away as they recover, so you need stamina
@Chippies Regardless, you still mash buttons.
18:18
Idk, perhaps late endgame is more mashable
I never had enough stamina to mash more than 3 attacks while still having enough stamina to roll away
It doesn't matter what attack you use, so long as you're attacking.
@OrigamiRobot I personally find I have more control if I time each button press with attacks, instead of mashing the button
imho button mashing is when you mash the button while you're in the attack animation, which makes the button mashing pointless
@Chippies Except then you're only pressing one button because it takes like 8 years to actually respond to the button you pressed and get through the animation.
@OrigamiRobot there's absolutely no point in mashing the button while it's in the animation, you're not getting more hits out of it
@Chippies I means you start the next attack as soon as the game allows more input.
@Chippies Which is usually well before you finish the animation
18:22
@OrigamiRobot if you've played for at least 10 minutes with that weapon, you should know when the game allows more input
without having to mash
usually, as soon as the hit connects, you can press the button again for next attack
Timing isn't the only thing that makes it button mashing.
Maybe with slower weapons there was some difference between attacks, but with the weapons I used, it was just "do any attack, w/e"
even if you could technically claim that every game is a button masher, it's not really what the commonly accepted definition is
@Chippies I'm saying it is button mashing because you don't have to choose what button you're pressing. You can just press them all and whatever the game takes as input in fine.
18:25
@OrigamiRobot every weapon I have tried does a different attack with weak/strong attack button
even if the animation is similar, the stamina usage/damage dealt is different
a lot of weapons have different animations for weak/strong attack as well
@Chippies Different, sure, but equally desirable in any situation.
@OrigamiRobot definitely not, strong attacks are often much slower and eat up a lot more stamina
@Chippies If you say so.
weak attacks are much more spammable
The only different attack was the jumping lunging attack and good luck even getting that to work.
18:27
K so there was no bridge when I went up
This feels similar to the argument of different attacks in MH (having not played Dark Souls).
I went down this time
much easier enemies
@OrigamiRobot that's actually fairly easy to do with a controller
@StrixVaria It's a lot like MH combat, which I also don't particularly like.
In MH each weapon has a bunch of things it can do, and in some very specific circumstances one may be better than the others, but for the most part just hit the enemy with the weapon part and you're good to go.
18:28
@StrixVaria That is my experience with both these games, yes.
k nevermind, what the fuck there's like ghosts attacking me and I can't hit them
@GnomeSlice can you just go where I told you to go?
MH was fun for a while but it got meh later on :(
like a normal new player?
@Chippies I did have a controller.
18:29
@Chippies I didn't see a bridge
Speaking of meh, Knights of Pen and Paper is really, really meh.
It's clearly made to try to funnel you to micropayments!
What a shock.
Fuck everything about that.
Sorry you spent 150 gold and the blacksmith failed to upgrade your weapon. You can buy 300 gold for only $.99 to try again (twice)!
@StrixVaria is that... on mobile?
I don't remember any of that on PC
@Chippies Yes, but even if the micropayments are removed the game still has that same bullshit design.
I spent all the gold leveling my blacksmith up, and then needed to spend all the gold again to have a chance at an upgrade, which failed.
And interest is gone.
It's just really shallow anyway.
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18:36
@StrixVaria That makes me sad.
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Q: Ancestral Spirit

Shelby115Does ancestral spirit revive the card only as it was played on the field? Or is it something else? Such as previous state but full health? Say I play sunwalker, it gets silenced but I put ancestral spirit on it. When it revives, will it have taunt and divine shield or will it be silenced still? ...

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Q: Zoltan Explosion Details

BlackVegetableIn both the Advanced Edition and up-to-date Standard Editions of FTL, the Zoltan race explodes on death, dealing damage to hostile targets in the same room they are in when they die but not hull or subsystems. This much I know, however, much remains to be known about the Zoltan Explosion, or sho...

chocobo racing is not important in FF7 right?
right? right? right?
hahahahahaha
good luck
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@BenBrocka This makes me happy :)
18:44
D:
@badp you need to race once and then you can just ignore it IIRC. There are of course goodies for winning but you don't need them
@badp Only if you don't want a gold chocobo!
@BenBrocka Thank you tiny cactus, I won't let you down
phew
(I strongly recommend not trying to get the gold chocobo)
18:45
@BenBrocka (I strongly recommend trying to get the gold chocobo, for entertainment value, our entertainment of course)
@KevinvanderVelden HAH! As if I were the kind of person that gives you live updates of videogame frustrations as I played videogames
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@badp You'd never.
I don't think you have ever
It'd be a Bridge first
Urg literally the only availible thing on the agenda for this business trip on tuesday morning is a talk from george w bush
I dont' even know why he's at a convention for enterprise resource management
user15026
That sounds less than awesome
18:49
well there's also "solutions pavilion open". I have no idea what that means though. I assume that's just a "the doors are open" thing
reads the relevant walkthrough section
@BenBrocka Ain't no one fucks with tiny cactus.
how many races does it take to get a chocobo to S rank?
...and how did people find out about this rigmarole
@badp I think it's more about stats of the chocobo
@BenBrocka As in "good" "great" and "wonderful"?
18:51
that sounds familiar
o----------------------------------------------------------------------------o
| IV - xvi                    Chocobo Breeding                       (Fw03C) |
o----------------------------------------------------------------------------o

o------------------------/ Item/Materia Checklist /--------------------------o

        Quadra Magic....._____
        Mime............._____
        HP <-> MP........_____
        Knights of Round._____

Chocobo breeding is a very useful little sidequest that will eventually net
Oh, @StrixVaria, wanna see the new cardframe for M15?
I just remeber getting fed up of going to hell and back and checking if I had the right chocobo and then trying to get them to chain breed properly
@badp since when can we quote that much text in chat?
18:53
@BenBrocka if you have a newline in your chat messages you give up both formatting and message length limits
@badp at a glance that seems much less annoying than I found it, I could be wrong
...with the exception of ctrl-k formatting
@BenBrocka I think he's mainly handwaving the amount of luck required to get the necessary random encounters
I also recall an inordinate amount of back and forth
I think I quit with a green chocobo
btw is FF7 one of those games with the super-side hyper-ultra-level dungeons that hold the true-super-final equips and getting them is actually harder than finishing the game?
The materia you get (specifically Mime and Knights of the Round) are really only useful for Ruby and Emerald weapon, too
18:57
because I've heard horror stories about those.
...and the FF6 walkthrough is also worryingly making remarks about "level 99"
@badp not really. There are 2 optional super bosses but they don't get you ultimate weapons and the ultimate weapons aren't all that hard to procure
Ruby and Emerald aside, FF7 is actually pretty darn easy
the final boss attempts to correct difficulty for situations like "have KotR materia" and "level 99" but it's adjustments (more HP) are pathetic compared to the conditions. IIRC getting KotR doesn't even add enough HP for him to survive an extra KotR hit

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