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19:00
@OrigamiRobot Hey, that has a userID in it, that isn't showing the total.
@Arperum Well ... to be fair ...
Yay :) Me pic has updated
@RPiAwesomeness SPOOON!
@FEichinger Ok, two butts. But @kalina isn't chatting much lately.
19:02
Are you guys back to butts again
@BenBrocka IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
You always say that
I know, but this time it's true!
@BenBrocka It started with boobs this time.
Amazing, someone else is as nerdy about old cartoons as I am :D
19:02
@BenBrocka @spugsley's law of gravitation.
Oh noes. /me hides under a rock
@OrigamiRobot Didn't we establish that @spugsley's non-existant booty can't have gravitation?
@FEichinger We didn't establish anything.
@OrigamiRobot Well, yeh, because you were ignoring and hiding. :P
19:03
It's actually the soundtrack from a game, but I really dig it.
@RPiAwesomeness Perhaps even more-so. hums the theme to Rocket Robin Hood
@Arperum Uh huh.
oh lordy...butts and boobs, can we get more weird?
@TrentHawkins Yup, you got me beat.
Dunno that one
This is the Bridge.
We're always weird.
We can always get weirder.
3
@RPiAwesomeness I haven't even talken my pants off yet.
19:05
Oh please no
what is that?
I always knew @TrentHawkins was the best carrot.
Dear goodness, let the swarms of old cartoons begin
@TrentHawkins You've seen the Tick w. the Infinity ball, right?
And the heys, and whats and black holes and lint speed
This has Sequence!
Okay, i think I shall leave now
@RPiAwesomeness Shrek ya later.
Outcartooned already?
19:08
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Q: The profile page is getting a makeover

Jeremy TThe Big Idea Create a page on the network that summarizes who I am as a developer, and lets me show off the stuff I am most proud of. Some of this information is only available by creating a careers profile, but we want to open it up to everybody, even if you don’t have one. Background: The Pr...

@RPiAwesomeness See you, and don't be intimidated by our knowledge of older cartoons... We were (in most cases) kids while they were still on TV.
@GnomeSlice Already have Sequence (it was meh), already have Bit.Trip Runner (it was meh; runner2 was way way better), Beat Hazard sucks so bad, I thought Audiosurf was free actually.
How are Symphony and Retro/Grade?
Because aside from that the bundle looks ass.
@StrixVaria Beat Hazard is horrible. I really enjoyed Sequence. I've heard good stuff about Retro/Grade and Symphony but haven't played either of them.
Audiosurf isn't free. And it's probably the strongest offering in that bundle.
Great game.
I have a lot of time playing Audiosurf, but it's useless to me now since I don't have a music library any more.
Retrograde is interesting but weird. I couldn't really get into it, I guess because I was hoping it'd be more of a shmup (it's just a rythm game that looks like a shmup played backwards)
I think it's worth a look if you get it but I wouldn't buy the whole thing just for it
19:24
(Ok, Rocket Robin Hood is technically well before my time, but being a Canadian show, Canadian channels were mandated to show a certain % of Canadian content. So older cartoons from the 60s were re-run into the late 80s, early 90s)
@TrentHawkins s/were/are
Hence the recent dustup with the porn stations not showing enough Canadian content.
I....what...what's "Canadian content"?
@JasonBerkan Needs more zambonis, eh?
@BenBrocka Stuff made in Canada?
@Sconibulus As per LPMF, more beaver.
19:26
@JasonBerkan I feel like porn stations probably show plenty of that
Oh I figured that meant like...content showing a Canadian point of view or something
@BenBrocka Technically anything that was partially produced in Canada or by Canadians.
@BenBrocka lol
@JasonBerkan looooooooooooool
Isn't that law why Bob and Doug Mackenzie show existed?
I was reading "canadian content" in the same way as "educational content"
19:28
1 min ago, by GnomeSlice
@BenBrocka lol
GTA SA is on too many platforms ._.
@agent86 just hope he doesn't use water gun on that costume
@3ventic GTA 5 isn't on enough platforms (yet) ._.
That's a pretty long list of platforms with release dates spread across a decade..
Only one of them has multiplayer :(
19:34
Hey! Hey! GDC people! The "Monetizing Teens in a Safe and Legal Manner" panel is today at 4pm. Someone puh-leaaaaase livetweet it.
I want this whole presentation so I can hate it
@3ventic they never kept the multiplayer after PS2?
@BenBrocka Mods for Windows
user20683
@BenBrocka There's a whole Frontline on that called "Generation Like"
user15026
@BenBrocka I really want this to not be real
19:36
The original PS2 release has multi too. Though separate, screw-around modes not main game play
the PS2 "multiplayer" was a bit eh
I played it with a friend quite a bit though
@AshleyNunn Alas
it's nothing like 100-1000 players running around the world tho
user20683
@3ventic When the PS2 came out, most people were still on dial-up
@3ventic It was better than handing the controller to your friend when you died, which is what tons of us did with GTA 3 and GTA VC
19:37
true
user20683
best of lucky running that many with no lag
user15026
@BenBrocka gross, gross, gross
user20683
or even at all
@BenBrocka "This is how you can skirt around the law and rip people with no sense of responsibility off!"
it was 2 years ago when the multiplayer mods got to the point where they were stable enough to run that many players..
user20683
19:38
@FEichinger isn't that Capitalism in general?
@WorldEngineer Well, yes, but that would get us into an economics discussion, rather than ethics.
(That said, giving these kids smartphones and all that crap is kinda part of the problem to begin with.)
user20683
@AshleyNunn @Yuki My friend's sister sings Let It Go from Frozen. She sings opera normally.
user20683
Giving them smartphones isn't inherently a problem IMO, it's theoretically just the new version of giving your kid a dumbphone for emergencies
the problem is now there's a whole industry trying to bleed you/your kid for money with awful games
user20683
@BenBrocka replace games with apps
19:42
@BenBrocka There's a reason for the kid to have direct access to a means of communication with their parents, authorities or really emergency kind of stuff. Not so much instant access to the Internet and all it entails.
There are probably kid-friendly android builds out there but I assume most parents just give their kids last year's iphone at the present
The majority of parents are ridiculously bad at knowing how to setup their electronics to protect their children. See parental controls on consoles and how often they aren't used.
user15026
@JasonBerkan Well, there is that.
And then there's @GnomeSlice's dad and that wonderful wooden box he built...
user20683
@JasonBerkan I'd argue most parents are ridiculously bad at electronics.
19:49
@JasonBerkan And in the PS case you shouldn't even use their Limited Account system...for whatever reason limited accounts can NEVER be upgraded to full accounts at the moment. Yuck
@WorldEngineer Very true. As a gamer/programmer/Internet guy, I always have to remind myself that the majority of other people in the world don't know what I know about electronic devices.
@JasonBerkan One guy I knew in school ... His parents drilled two holes into one of these, pulled cables through and locked a timer plug with 2h/day inside.
user15026
@BenBrocka That font. And the whole....thing. And I just....
I HATE YOU WORK FILTER! YOU DON'T WORK PROPERLY!
@AshleyNunn (that's a joke, slide someone put up in an anti-f2p rant)
19:51
> Your request was denied because of its content categorization: "Proxy Avoidance"
user20683
@JasonBerkan Palo Alto born, CS degree bearing son of a Georgia Tech physics degree holding, EE minoring former sys admin
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@BenBrocka oh thank god
ARG! Just let me download the update to a Firefox extension that's broken! This is possibly a security issue for fucks sake!
@MBraedley Work does that to some url shorteners and archive.org
Which actually works fine with chrome
user20683
19:53
It may well be that the presentation is basically "It's not great that the executives make us release these abominations but here's how to do it with the least annoyance to the users and the most ethical position possible"
And I can't log in to the addons site, so there's no way to download it from chrome either. This is ridiculous!
#GDC14 http://t.co/xWvCtTPcGs
I may have to grab the .xpi files from home, even though that goes against company policy because I'm sticking a thumb drive that's been in my home computer into my work machine.
user15026
@BenBrocka No.
20:08
2
Q: phoenix wright voice acting

HarryI'm trying out pheonix wright on ios but it doesn't seem to have voice acting? Is there a version with voice acting that I should play instead or does the game just not have voice in general? I only care about japanese voices

0
Q: phoenix wright ios with no text lag

Harryphoenix wright on ios seems to show the text slowly one character at a time. is there a way for the text to show up without the lag. If not is there a version where you can play without lag? Thanks.

2
Q: Is there a limited supply of Titanite?

wdhIs there a limited supply of Titanite in Dark Souls 2? I know that in the first game, you could find merchants that never ran out of Titanite Shards but the only merchants I've found so far have a limited supply.

1
Q: What's new with the "big stealth update"?

UnionhawkPayday 2 has updated today. The changelog (for lack of a better term) says that there was "A big stealth update", but doesn't go into any detail on what was changed. I know about the new (and what sounds like extremely helpful) stealth related assets, but it doesn't say anything about what "A bi...

1
Q: Tekkit main not loading

user72270I opened the technic launcher and go on the tekkit main, then I go and click on that, it loads up then takes me back too choose again, why can't I go on that mod pack? I have tried reinstalling it but nothing happened.

0
Q: Clash of clans goal

sanjeev mkI've been playing Clash of Clans for 4 days now. After the 3-day beginner's shield was lifted, I was attacked and suffered 100% damage. I thought, that was it, this attacker has taken over my village and now I have to build a new village. But no..the village was still mine, my buildings were not ...

0
Q: What is the closest Fragrant Branch of Yore to Majula?

MondrianaireI like to speedrun the souls series and an important piece of this is knowing the locations of story-important items. I have found quick routes to many items of importance but the one that I cannot find is the Fragrant Branch of Yore, needed to unlock the NPC blocking the shaded woods. What is t...

0
Q: What does it mean to cancel a burn card?

peper757What does it mean when you cancel a burn card? I sometimes see the XP bonus: BURN CARD CANCELLED. What does this mean?

0
Q: Is there any way to influence the pokemon in the trozei box?

Trent HawkinsThe tutorials indicated that when possible I should make use of type advantages and special abilities (Chansey's ability to heal the trozei box's energy). But so far the opportunities to take advantage of these two strategies have been limited. For example, in the first stage against grass pokem...

0
Q: How to get spray paint?

JerryRoxI play Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas for iOS. During one of the first couple of missions, I believe Sweet hands Carl a can of spray paint to tag the streets. But, for some reason, after I completed the mission, I died and I lost the spray paint can. I can't seem to find another spray paint anywhe...

0
Q: Why do my modded items disappear when I try to use them?

Matthew GardinerI've set up a server with mods, but every time I use items from that mod on the server, they disappear when I right click with them, do I need to download a certain type of that mod? I've already tried downloading the mods and then placing them inside the mods folder. That's been downloaded off ...

0
Q: When will Minecraft be released for PS4?

SomeKidzAtSchoolI need to know. My son already saved 20 dollars with coins and he wants to buy it, but it's not in the store yet.

Free copy of Super Sanctum TD freegame.greenmangaming.com
You're drunk, @Lazers, go home!
@Chippies Super Sanctum TD
@GnomeSlice details
@Chippies You can edit it
20:09
So that happened
lazers pls
This isn't really a great way to word the question, since it's so localized in time. Going forward, the changes from this specific patch won't matter, just the new stealth mechanics will. Can you update the question to be a more generic "What are the stealth mechanics?" kind of thing? I don't know the game well enough to edit it myself. — StrixVaria 10 secs ago
Agree or no?
I would agree.
Okay, home time.
user15026
I hate google drive.
20:18
@AshleyNunn this is a thing.
user15026
Moreover, I hate how you can't copy/paste from it into gmail without formatting always turning into a massive pile of shit
user15026
@agent86 I need one.
@AshleyNunn of course you do - ganz.com/grumpycat
@AshleyNunn attaching is not good enough?
user15026
20:20
@3ventic No, because it needs to be the body of my email. For reasons.
user15026
Trust me.I would have attached it if I could.
:|
it works fine for me
basic formatting anyway
I don't have any advanced formatting in my drive docs
user15026
Nope, no formatting, just damn text
user15026
and it just gets all fucked up
browser?
20:23
@StrixVaria They posted a real changelog earlier, so the question is probably moot anyway. A question about how stealth works in a game about robbing people would probably be a tad bit too broad as well, tbh
@Unionhawk True, but you could ask a few questions about different aspect of it.
The question you did ask was problematic, but I didn't know the game well enough to fix it.
But it's deleted now, so the universe is right again.
So, D3 expansion comes out Tuesday, right?
@Sterno yes
Does that really mean Tuesday night because they usually do server maintenance on Tuesdays?
This is important because I may take time off work.
To the two drivers who let me out of the parking lot and onto the road, thank-you. That was unexpected and well appreciated. To the three assholes who didn't, in particular the senior citizen with a disabled card hanging from your mirror, fuck you! </rant>
20:32
@Sterno I would assume it would be activated within the maintenance
but Idk what are the general Blizzard practices in regards to expansions
So, Tuesday night, take work off Wednesday
I found a Blizzard thread on this which states
> My girlfriend set up plans forever ago on Wednesday that last until the following Sunday. DO YOU SEE NOW THE GRAVITY OF MY SITUATION?
I just hope blizz servers won't be crapping out as much as they did on D3 release
0
Q: No on screen keyboard when using xbox 360 controller

user72281Got x360 controller for PC. Launched dark souls. When I was asked to enter my character name nothing would happen. The keyboard overlay didn't appear. Had to use my keyboard. How to enable the keyboard overlay in games when using controller as text input.

20:35
Let's just call it Thursday since if I remember initial launch, it'll be impossible to log in anyway even with the servers up.
@Sterno hopefully there will be less people interested in expansion than there were in base game
but I do expect issues for few days following tuesday...
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Q: How many GB do Black Ops 2 and MW3 take up?

calebkittHow much hard drive space does the install for Black Ops 2 (the retail disc version, not the PSN version) require on PS3? How much does Modern Warfare 3 require?

Epic cosplay
user15026
20:51
IS there a way to clear some autofill entries in Chrome?
user15026
@fredley Every time I see this I smile, and I need happy things today, so it works out rather nicely.
@fredley I dunno if that really counts as 'cosplay', are those tube guys actually characters?
user15026
@GnomeSlice "Cosplay (コスプレ kosupure?), short for "costume play", is a performance art in which participants wear costumes and accessories to represent a specific character or idea."....I think it counts :D
@AshleyNunn I know what cosplay is. Hence asking if he counts as a character.
I guess so. It's pretty funny.
user15026
I was more thinking of the "idea" part
user15026
20:54
over the specific character
after effects is fucking crashing my computer
1
Q: How Can I Tell If I Bought a Pirated Pokemon Game?

WhitechapelI bought a copy of Pokemon Fire Red off Amazon. Shortly after I bought it, I read several reviews stating the person bought a pirated copy. I was wondering... how can I tell if I purchased a pirated game?

user15026
How much do you think "I think it is stupid" counts as bitcoin knowledge? :P
@AshleyNunn 100%
10/10 would consult again
yay, 1k rep. :)
user15026
21:03
@GnomeSlice Excellent :P (There is a job app that is like "do you know about bitcoin" and I am going to say yes, because I am edcuated enough to know it is dumb, and smart enough to lie if pressed)
Heh, awesome
user20683
Bitcoin isn't stupid per se but saying it's the end all be all of OMG no more government currencies !!!1111!!! is
user15026
Well, considering the only news about it lately is how people are all stealing all of the coins....
user20683
yeah but that's a problem with the exchanges not with the concept per se
@AshleyNunn What's that?
user15026
21:15
@Ullallulloo It feels like every time I turn around some site or another is reporting some terrible fate for yet anothher group
The only news I've heard is about how one exchange was stupid and lost their money so they claimed theft, and how Newsweek claimed the inventor is some random dude in California.
0
Q: How do armors from equipment patches work?

hcagriI've been getting tons of different equipment patches lately in the game, but I'm not sure how the ones giving armor does affect my defense in the battles. Does X armor means X or a certain percentage less HP damage you get in each turn? Does it give you extra shield? Or something completely diff...

@AshleyNunn what industry is this potential job in?
@AshleyNunn To be fair, that's most of what the news does for most things.
user15026
@MBraedley Online community management
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21:17
SOrt of
21:35
I think Steam's broken again.
I guess you should buy Influent.
At least 5, if not 6 times.
Valve commands you.
user15026
@Fluttershy OMG DID YOU NOTICE INFLUENT IS LIKE TEN BUCKS because I think Steam reaaaaalllly wants you to nkow that
@Halcyonixus Ten, actually! If I click "Next 10," it shows up 4 more times.
@AshleyNunn Yes it does!
user15026
@Fluttershy okay, just making sure you noticed it :P
@Fluttershy Then buy it at least 9 times. Just to be curteous.
user58869
21:40
/em sheds a tear
0
Q: How to charge your suit in space engineers?

user9239425How do you charge your suit in space engineers? I can't use the welder because apparently, my suit has no energy. I tried placing Uranium into the nuclear reactor but, i still can't use the welder.

There's 10 different version of the game, that's why!
Seems pretty shoddy of the creators if they can't just include the language options in-game. Why sell 10 versions when you can sell one?
Because download size?
That's literally changing text, and possibly sound files. I don't think it would impact much at all.
21:43
It's a language learning game, it probably has a fair amount of spoken content.
DID YOU SAY BEAR SIMULATOR
JESUS CHRIST
Tears pants off attempting to access pockets for wallet
I know this trend of silly 'simulators' is stupid, but you have to admit they games look pretty fun.
21:45
Have you seen the goat simulator?
I want that thing so bad.
@Halcyonixus Yes, the one by the developers of Sanctum.
user15026
@MichaelFrank I would get this SO FAST if there was a russian version
They got pressured into finishing it and selling it.
Pretty awesome.
@AshleyNunn All bears are Russian, even if they're not.
@AshleyNunn I suppose you'd be Russian out to get this then?
user15026
21:46
@Halcyonixus Not the bear one! The language game!
user15026
@MichaelFrank You betcha :) I'd be Putin down my money so fast :P
@AshleyNunn My point is nonetheless valid :P
user15026
@Halcyonixus Notice I didn't argue it ;)
@AshleyNunn Haha, fair enough.
@ash how is pokemon tonzai whatever?
user15026
21:49
@Wipqozn giggles it is awesome
user15026
I recommend it.
Pokemon what?
user15026
@MichaelFrank Pokemon Battle Trozei
OMGOMGOMG
Too bad I only have a DSiXL :<
21:52
@Blem That's nice.
Ha, I understand the rage now.
Aug 8 '10 at 22:50, by Kevin Y
That's nice.
@ash downloading now
@Blem ಠ_ಠ
@Blem GOLD
21:55
(cc: @GnomeSlice)
Dec 13 '10 at 20:57, by kazzamalla
ಠ_ಠ
@Fluttershy noooooooooo
user15026
@Wipqozn Excellent. You are gaining much wisdom in your elder years
Feb 7 '11 at 21:52, by Mana
NOOOOOOOOOO
@Blem I hate you
21:56
do you ever say anything original?
@Fluttershy That is... so creepy.
@MichaelFrank Smashing!
@Fluttershy lolololololol
and with that good night people
Great Permutator is 80% off. If you liked Spacechem, check this out.
Game is friggin hard though, be warned
22:04
@GnomeSlice It's like a Giant MGS puzzle. :o
@MichaelFrank I don't really remember the puzzles from MGS.
@Frank @Jin from GDC on FFXIV: siliconera.com/2014/03/19/…
Also, it's the same price on IndieGameStand, and it's better to buy it from there because it includes a special level pack.
@GnomeSlice In the Gameboy version, you had to ride some conveyer belts while wearing different coloured boxes.
@MichaelFrank Oh, okay.
Well, if you're interested, there's a demo you can try on the Desura page: desura.com/games/great-permutator
user15026
22:09
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@AshleyNunn Hi Norbert? :o
@Blem But will it match the realistic bear-action of Enviro bear 2000?
user20683
keyboard cleaning
user20683
It's definitely "Hi, Norbert!" though...
@WorldEngineer my money is on "cat"
user20683
22:10
@Krazer Your money is wrong
user15026
s
user20683
she's popping off the keys and cleaning all the norbert out
@WorldEngineer it's not right... it's all I have left
user20683
Caught Dialga on second ball
22:30
@GnomeSlice what?
@Chippies "I own the soundtrack but would pay for it again on Steam"
Why?
because you can re-download it whenever?
whereas if you have it on some drm free link, you have to keep the link itself probably
and that's inconvenience
I guess
user15026
It is CLEAN
user15026
Nothing is sticky :D
user15026
22:38
(I yanked all the keys off once someone told me how. So now my h key should behave)
I'm uncertain if a question can be asked on the main site, its basically a 'find me this resource' ques. :(.
'Where can I find a skill cheat sheet for all LoL champions? I had printed one in 2012 (with the champion icons & names, and QWER order) but have lost that - and cannot find it through image search'
It would be useful to many players who play LoL, but its a 'gimme reference' type question and obviously I don't have any screenshot etc. ...
So my question here is, do you consider it valid to ask on arqade :D
I think if you compose the question properly, it could pass as valid
I suspect it will be closed, but who knows
@alok What did the cheat sheet include?
@Alok maybe you should ask: What is the X of all LoL champions? (X being the information that the thingy had)
or How to get the X of all LoL champions
22:49
Jesus Christ I think I need to reboot
reboots @GnomeSlice
Find me <x> questions usually don't go over well.
@Sterno but if he word it, How to find X, it would be relevant ;)
@Chippies That's cool, but why would you print it? :P
22:51
a lot of questions on arqade are "fetch me some information from google" questions, yet they work fine, because they're worded differently
@MichaelFrank Idk, doesn't seem practical, but it fits the description
and I'm sure whatever he had printed in 2012 is probably severely outdated
assuming LoL devs update their stuff often enough (I wouldn't know, I've never played it)
@Chippies That's interesting, I will check it out later - but no, it included the skill order too (i.e. whether to max R>Q>W>E, R>E>Q>W, R>Q=E>W (Q & E alternate) etc. Forgot if it also had item build suggestions
@Braiam The X I'd be interested in is 'skill leveling order', don't remember if there was other info on that sheet (its been a while, was lying around for most of a year and I finally throw the printout in the trash a month before I resume LoL :/ )
@Alok Mobafire does that as well.
@Chippies Yes it wouldn't include info for the newest champions, but skill order usually don't change often (except when the champion goes in different roles) and also the pace of new releases has decreased a lot recently
@Fluttershy Yes, per champion. This was a convenient resource to look up any champion without having to alt tab

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