The Bridge

Yuki

4:04 PM

Grace Note

@Yuki ...ow.

Ben Brocka

Frank

@SaintWacko That's a TON of damage for a level 29 weapon.

Ben Brocka

indiegogo.com/projects/shaq-fu-a-legend-reborn

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Frank

@Yuki Very ow.

SaintWacko

4:05 PM

@Frank Holy shit. I hadn't even noticed that

I assumed it was my level

That's ridiculous

and it pierces twice

@Yuki Much ow.

Arperum

@Yuki You monster! Now I'm going to be thinking about it all day.

Ben Brocka

> A recent report that Dark Souls II will release on April 25, 2014 is true

Origami Robot

@BenBrocka That gives me 1 month for Reaper of Souls

GnomeSlice

Today's Listening

Frank

4:19 PM

Sold another 15 Flawless stars, made another $5. Almost halfway!

GnomeSlice

@BenBrocka good value

Jason Berkan

@Frank Devil's advocate - how much are you earning per hour doing this?

Frank

@JasonBerkan Very, very little.

I'm not doing it as a method of actually making money.

Jason Berkan

@Frank So getting a job at McDonald's would get you the expansion faster?

Origami Robot

I THINK I AM FREE OF AUTOCAD'S GRIP THESE ARE ACTUAL CAPS

GnomeSlice

4:22 PM

freebiebundle.com

Origami Robot

@Sterno deserves a medal for not being as lazy as me.

Frank

I'm seeing if the North American population is stupid enough to fund my gaming habit.

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot Oh man

Frank

@JasonBerkan Sure would. But no way am I actually going to buy the expansion with my own cash.

Only if I can use Blizzard's own game to do it.

Grace Note

@BenBrocka I remember we had a Shaq Fu tournament at the OCRemix panel at PAX East last year. A guy wearing a horse mask won.

Origami Robot

4:29 PM

@Yuki I don't think the program plays well with RDP

Sometimes the state of my local caps lock and my home machine's actual capslock gets desynched.

Ben Brocka

@GraceNote seems...fitting

kalina

@Yuki 50%

Frank

@kalina But then you're wrong, because there's only one 50% answer.

kalina

@Frank yes but there are two 25% answers so it's obviously not one of those

thus it's a choice out of B or C

so it's 50%

Grace Note

Since choice is random, though, A and D remain valid, though, no?

kalina

4:32 PM

it depends if it's actually random or a trick question

I assumed trick question

Origami Robot

The answer is E

Grace Note

Question would be far easier if it wasn't random choice.

Origami Robot

Trick questions get trick answers.

Lazers

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Q: What kind of satisfaction do you find by getting 100% of achievements in a game

for gamers who love get 100% in a game with all achievments/trophy... What kind of satisfaction do you find by doing this ? Personnaly, each time I reached 100% I'm feeling awesome during 30 second and after I never hear again about that and that give me nothing in my life. And who care about t...

achievements

Ben Brocka

Inappropriate satisfaction shudders pleasantly

Grace Note

4:37 PM

Hm. Predicted tags for that post include "diablo-3" apparently.

Ben Brocka

doge bundles

kalina

@BenBrocka I had figured "multiple orgasms" was an inappropriate comment

FAE

@spugsley Raven <3

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Origami Robot

Questions like that are why I have Lazers on ignore

FAE

(the drag queen, not the mod, in this case)

Origami Robot

4:40 PM

cc @FEichinger

FAE

@Ktash Gah, I love Andrej Pejic, I was not familiar with Erika Linder. Mmmph.

badp

@GraceNote huh, so we have predicted tags but not predicted tags?

Ben Brocka

@FAE They're different?

Grace Note

@badp Yep

badp

oh well.

FAE

4:43 PM

@BenBrocka If they were one and the same I would diiiiiiiiiiie

FEichinger

@OrigamiRobot Huh?

Stack Exchange

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Wipqozn

@StackExchange THAT'S IT

I'M DELETING MY ACCOUNT

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FOREVER

FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Origami Robot

yesterday, by FEichinger

Oh, wait, no, I just had @Lazers ignored. Why would I ignore @Lazers?

Wipqozn

@badp I'm ready to provide my blood sample for the deletion process as outlined yesterday!

FEichinger

4:46 PM

@OrigamiRobot Oh, right, yeh.

Wipqozn

Oh finally, there's my star. Phew.

I thought I wasn't going to get a star on that!

Oh man, three stars? Okay, I'm not going to delete my acco- FOUR STARS? Oh man!

My word. Back to account deletion then.

kalina

it's ok

only the cool people delete their accounts

Wipqozn

oh, 3 stars. Okay I'll stay.

FAE

@kalina The 20% cooler ones?

Origami Robot

@kalina I am not cool.

Wipqozn

4:49 PM

@OrigamiRobot You're the coolest person who isn't @Sterno!

kalina

@FAE 10%, the additional 10% is for surviving an account deletion

Frank

Topazes have some glorious margins right now.

badp

@Wipqozn I'm sorry, the blood sample must be provided contextually with the account deletion request

Frank

Bought Flawless Squares at roughly the same price as Emeralds, and the price of higher tiers is still where it was before.

badp

so if you only collected blood today, we need to start the procedure over

Origami Robot

4:55 PM

@kalina So are you at 121% of your pre-deletion coolness?

Wipqozn

@badp Ah dang

badp

so if the original coolness levels were negative...

(think about it. Kalina's thing is setting people on fire. That's the opposite of cool.)

Ben Brocka

Are you calling her hot? Inappropriate

Sterno

I'm starting to question my decision to sell all my D3 crafting mats. I didn't realize they'd made them all the same, regardless of level now.

So they might all still be valid come the expansion

Origami Robot

@Sterno Yes, some crafting mats will still be valid.

Sterno

4:58 PM

Oh well. I'll just have to find awesome legendaries instead

Origami Robot

But there will also be new crafting mats.

badp

@BenBrocka No. I'm calling her comburent.

BTW why did Google remove the contextual menu item for searching the selection on Google from Chrome :/

It was so useful. I'm sorely missing it.

Dorian Prentice Satoshi Nakamoto

Ben Brocka

I still get it

33.0.1750.146 m on windows

badp

Chrome 35 here

AATTVVV

5:13 PM

@OrigamiRobot So what? Wouldn't crafted rare armor be exactly the same?

Item level.

good touch @badp

on another note, this whole account system is annoying as fuck

Frank

@OrigamiRobot And that's what's used to determine available affixes, I believe.

Arperum

5:21 PM

@OrigamiRobot plus guaranteed six affixes.

Origami Robot

@Frank Indeed

Ben Brocka

Ouya games coming to Mad Katz Mojo

I guess they figure if no one wants them individually maybe they'll want them together

badp

In other news: Mad Katz Mojo Still A Thing That Exists

Origami Robot

I need to figure out what kind of food I want.

IF ANYONE SAYS TASTY OR ANY VARIATION THEREOF, I WILL CRY

Wipqozn

Oct 30 '13 at 15:49, by Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot Sushi.

Frank

5:23 PM

@OrigamiRobot Meat

Origami Robot

@Wipqozn All of my experiences with sushi have been unpleasant.

Wipqozn

Oct 30 '13 at 15:49, by Wipqozn

Get it anyways.

Origami Robot

@Frank From where?

Ben Brocka

actual warning message

Frank

@OrigamiRobot From a pig.

Grace Note

5:25 PM

@OrigamiRobot Nachos

Origami Robot

@GraceNote Salsaritas increased their prices :(

Frank

There's a new Mexican restaurant close by my place.

Qdoba's....or something like that?

Grace Note

@OrigamiRobot You should show that cactus that you mean business.

Sterno

> If someone isn't shure that oracle client is 64 or 32 bits, it is recomendable to uninstall the client and re-install an oracle client that you are shure that is a 64 bits, also It is recomendable to install the oracle client after the oracle Engine.

READING STUFF LIKE THIS IS MY LIFE NOW

Origami Robot

I think I'll go get shrimp fried rice.

SaintWacko

5:27 PM

Y'know, I wouldn't so much mind the "always online" if the connection would quit fucking timing out

Origami Robot

@GraceNote Saguaro?

Grace Note

Could be prickly pear

Sterno

@OrigamiRobot ARE YOU SHURE?

Arperum

@Sterno What is your allowed murders per day quota?

Origami Robot

@GraceNote Prickly pear is the worst. It tricks you into thinking there are no needles, but that couldn't be farther from the truth.

Sterno

5:29 PM

@Arperum I wouldn't even know where to find these random internet people

Origami Robot

@Sterno Unless this is an IT Crowd reference, I'm not getting it.

Grace Note

@OrigamiRobot You should show that cactus that you mean business.

Wipqozn

@Sterno Are you david shore?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lazers

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Q: What is the breakeven point for banks vs. houses in Royal Envoy 2?

When playing Royal Envoy 2, at what point is it more valuable to build a bank than it is to build another house? Thanks!

ios

Wipqozn

AHAHAEHEHEOHOHOAHAHAHALOLORROFLYCOPTERROFLYROPTCERLOLOLROFLYOHAHAHHEHEOHOH

Stack Exchange

5:31 PM

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badp

badp has remo---

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Wipqozn

why did no one star my hilarious joke of comedic brilliance?

Origami Robot

@GraceNote I'm giving it the silent treatment.

Wipqozn

Also, shrimp fried rice is acceptable @OrigamiRobot. Anything with fish is fine sine fish is delicious.

Grace Note

@Wipqozn Synonym magic, keep the longer name.

Origami Robot

5:33 PM

@Wipqozn Shrimp doesn't count as fish.

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot Neither does your face.

Origami Robot

I'm not crazy about fish in general.

I like salmon and tuna.

Wipqozn

oh, you're one of those people

Sterno

Fish taste awful.

Origami Robot

I wish I still worked near that Mongolian stir fry place.

That was so tasty.

Wipqozn

5:36 PM

@OrigamiRobot Mongolia Grill?

fredley

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fredley

GO!

Wipqozn

..................

Origami Robot

@Wipqozn Genghis Grill

Jin

5:36 PM

@StackExchange who are you?

Wipqozn

I LOST THE MESSAGE I WAS TYPING

Man, @fredley, that timing was perfect.

I was just about done with my message.

Lazers

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Q: Does your team's faction limit affect hero choice?

In recent months, I've started playing Dota-2. However, when playing match-made, un-ranked games, I've been able to choose any character, even though, according to the in-game lore and the wiki page, the heroes belong to either the Radiant or Dire. Is this intended? Does it change in other ga...

dota-2

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Q: Computer's Performance

I have got- Ram-3GB Processor- Core2Duo @ 2.94 GHz If i get a 2GB graphic card would it effect my pc's performance....or it would not be able to give me full gaming expereince.

crysis-2 far-cry-3-blood-dragon ghost-recon-fs nfs-the-run

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fredley

@FAE wins this round!

Wipqozn

Until this meme dies off I think I'll just remove fae everytime I'm added.

fredley

5:38 PM

ROUND 2

@FAE VS @Wipqozn

WHO WILL REMOVE FIRST?

Frank

Bah. Nobody ever owners me.

fredley

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AATTVVV

@OrigamiRobot That is a really, really lame difference.

fredley

Oh wait

AATTVVV

So they both can be exactly the same, but the legendary has a better chance of rolling the better variant.

Origami Robot

5:39 PM

17 mins ago, by Arperum

@OrigamiRobot plus guaranteed six affixes.

fredley

@Frank denied

Arperum

@AATTVVV plus one higher itemlevel.

Still really lame though.

Frank

@fredley FINE! I'LL JUST GO MAKE OBSCENELY (small) AMOUNTS OF CASH BY SELLING GEMS!

Origami Robot

For all we know, 70 vs 71 is huge.

Sterno

@Frank What are you up to?

Arperum

5:40 PM

Random legendaries are still the worst.

fredley

@Frank mturk.com/mturk/…

Frank

@Sterno ~$15.

@fredley Ok, I can make more money than that selling gems.

Sterno

@Frank Not bad

Arperum

@frank want to play some more? where play doesn't involve buyingand selling gems.

Frank

@Arperum Gotta run out to do some shovelling soon.

Arperum

5:42 PM

@Frank OK, let me know if you want to play.

Frank

@Arperum Shall do. Right now, though, I want to focus on seeing if I can accrue enough to actually get the expansion.

After I hit that target (or not), then I'll be up for more murder.

Lazers

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Q: How do I get rid of a guard stuck by the door without killing him or taking him down?

I'm currently doing the last mission for Vittori, where I have to rescue someone. Playing on Master difficulty It didn't take long for me to reach a room with a safe and a guard standing right in front of it. In order to loot the safe, I distracted the guard, but maybe I exaggerated a bit, since...

thief

Arperum

@Frank Is that your goal for the day or for a couple days?

Frank

@Arperum At current rate, it'll take until the end of the weekend to meet.

Arperum

@Frank Doesn't it get boring after a while?

Ben Brocka

5:45 PM

@badp And it's got a price drop! Only $200!!!1

Frank

@Arperum Not really. I find much joy in interlocking systems and maximizing my profit from them.

It's what I enjoy about games, really.

Sterno

@Arperum I've got a low level guy I might be playing tonight.

Everyone should join the Arqade group if they haven't.

However you actually do that.

Arperum

@Sterno arqade diablo group?

Krazer

Yay. Watch Dogs confirmed for 5/2!

Sterno

Also, who is itafroma?

Frank

5:46 PM

Although, I am hitting the point where if I liquidate my assets, I have enough to hit my goal.

Sterno

@Arperum Yeah, @AATTVVV started an Arqade community. Maybe it requires an invite. I'm not real sure how they work

But the end result is an Arqade D3 chat channel

AATTVVV

@Sterno I set it so that an invite is required, but I can give other people the power to invite.

Arperum

@Sterno Ah, I'm online on US servers now.

AATTVVV

So far only @OrigamiRobot and I can, but I can add more tonight if that's relevant.

Sterno

@Arperum I'm at work so I can not help you out with that.

Ben Brocka

5:47 PM

@Krazer wii u version expected as soon as the Xbone ships in japan...

Krazer

@Sterno ~~skovacs1~~ MarkTrapp, I believe

Sterno

Also, for the record, if anyone ever sees me in the game, you are welcome to join without asking.

Anyone still have a link to that D3 Arqade username spreadsheet?

AATTVVV

@Sterno I do somewhere but I don't want to invite everyone there willy nilly.

Sterno

I just wanted to look at it.

Arperum

@Sterno this one?

Sterno

5:49 PM

I added a bunch of people 2 years ago and now I have no idea who they are if their username is different

AATTVVV

@Arperum There was a Diablo-specific one.

Arperum

@AATTVVV haven't seen that one.

Sterno

docs.google.com/spreadsheet/…

Hooray for it having a lot of stars

Arperum

anyway, anyone is allowed to invite me. I'm arperum#2758

AATTVVV

@Sterno I removed myself from this one at one point because I thought that's how spammers were friend requesting me.

I was wrong, but never added myself back.

@Arperum Remind me of this after I'm home and I'll add you.

Which is after 6 EST, which is probably like midnight for you.

Sterno

5:52 PM

@AATTVVV I was just looking for you on that.

Arperum

@AATTVVV How long from now is that? Since I have no clue about what timezone you are in.

Sterno

I wanted to read your comments

AATTVVV

@Arperum A little over 5 hours from now.

Sterno

@Fluttershy had a free copy of D3 from Arqade, so he's winning.

Fluttershy

What'd I win?

AATTVVV

5:53 PM

I don't even know how I would answer "Primary Class" at this point.

I guess Wizard?

Sterno

@Fluttershy Not having to feel guilty about paying Blizzard was your real prize.

Krazer

@AATTVVV when in doubt, use the one with the most playtime

Sterno

@AATTVVV Well, that made more sense when the game was new and you were probably going to shoot one class straight to 60.

AATTVVV

@Krazer That's easily the Witch Doctor.

Arperum

@AATTVVV I'll ping you around the time I go to bed >_< it's 7PM here now.

AATTVVV

5:56 PM

@Arperum My guess was accurate, then! +6 hours.

Fluttershy

@Sterno I dunno... I played WoW for 5 years, so I feel like I have enough guilt.

Sterno

WAIT A MINUTE

SO I'VE BEEN SEEING @MARKTRAPP ON D3 ALL WEEK?

AATTVVV

@Sterno WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‌AAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Sterno

I just figured that if you deleted your account and left Arqade, you died.

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Fluttershy

Anyone online in D3 right now?

I just closed it and didn't see what my numbers were for my ID thinger.

Arperum

5:59 PM

@Fluttershy I am.

Fluttershy

@Arperum I don't have you on my list. So I don't think you can check my numbers for me. :P

Arperum

On the US servers even!

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